how much you wanna bet it said the same thing on the girls' profiles too

college hobi

Originally posted by bwipsul

  • hello it’s yours truly
  • ready to die because tonight i’ll be out in the twenty degree weather freezing to death
  • dying
  • anyway!! this should be renamed ally when she gets to college!! but it won’t be
  • hoseok doesn’t know about college tbh i see hoseok being like i wanna work and not drown in debt!!
  • and he has the opportunity because he has this part time job that his boss said he could work full time if he doesn’t wanna go to college
  • hoseok is like rad!! because his only passion is dance and everyone tells him he won’t find a job as a dance major so he’s like why waste the money?
  • he loves his job and it gives him time to do other things because it’s like a 11-10 shift?? so in the morning he has time still and all!! time to dance i mean
  • and he’s always guaranteed one day off and one half day so it’s okay right?
  • but his boss
  • oh while his boss was like yes you can work here!! that’s okay we love you!! his boss was always like you’re such an intelligent kid hoseok you should really do something in college… don’t waste that intelligence here
  • and hoseok gets all teary eyed because he loves his boss and his coworkers they’re like a family too him?? and he doesn’t wanna leave them!!
  • but his boss is so insistent like please child you could do so much more than this…
  • and hoseok is like but i don’t wanna do anything else but stay at the restaurant!!
  • boom light bulb
  • because your girl just googled majors for college
  • and hospitality management is one of those majors
  • like in this au hoseok practically grew up in the restaurant and loved them all and loved the dynamics of restaurant life from the decor to the menu to the waiters?
  • so he’s like wow maybe i should do something with restaurant management!!
  • in high school, hoseok never went out to parties or the sports games or that kind of thing
  • every weekend (plus more) he could be found at the restaurant, serving tables and making hard money
  • so he has a lot of his own money to pay for college!!
  • and plus his parents, who wanted him to go to college from the get go, are so willing to pay for his college career too, well the best they can
  • he’s like i’m gonna stay close to home and go to college here so i can still work part time!!
  • but he applied internationally too just for the heck of it because a lot of his friends went overseas for school and they really loved it!!
  • and guess what
  • an american college sees his profile and they’re like wow gotta have him!!
  • and they’re willing to pay for his entire tuition, he has to pay for room and board though
  • because while hoseok didn’t a lot of time at work, he got really good grades and was involved in school clubs so he looked well rounded and active in school
  • plus he had a lot of work and volunteer hours so he looked like the perfect student!!
  • he decides to go to that school despite wanting to stay close to home, because he wants to challenge himself and adventure and face new challenges and experiences!!
  • so yes he goes over to the grand old usa where tuition is like fifty thousand dollars
  • a lot of the college au series isn’t intertwined and i gave people different roommates throughout and this one i think it’d be rad af if hoseok and my son jeongguk were roommates??
  • so yikes it’s happening
  • so hoseok gets there and he’s saying hi to everyone he meets while looking for his dorm
  • and he walks on in ahd guess who’s there it’s a small bunny child
  • tbh jeongguk probably found out how to hack the wifi and is like illegally streaming movies through his computer
  • and he kinda looks up at hoseok and is all ??
  • and hoseok just stares at him then kinda “i packed some popcorn, you want some?”
  • hoseok and jeongguk are good roommates, they get along really well except when jeongguk throws his clothes everywhere and like,,, hoseok has to clean up after him???
  • but they do dance team together so that’s rad because they’re usually home at the same times!!
  • hoseok does a lot of other clubs, he’s probably in more clubs than he is classes  
  • he’s on the dance team obviously but he would also probably go out for like god knows what
  • like gymnastics and also gardening club tbh he would love gardening club it would be his fave
  • he would go to karaoke club too and then he would force everyone to sing black pink
  • if there was a club that really couldn’t generate a lot of attention or didn’t have a lot of members he would feel bad and join that club because he has such a big heart and that’s how he gets stuck in tea party club
  • i bet seokjin would start tea party club and yoongi joins later and they get some other people to join?? (like crossover, minghao from seventeen ? kihyun from monsta x?)
  • and they sit there and trash talk people?? like sit there with porcelain tea cups and trash talk people for hours??
  • and also how he gets stuck in philosophy club but he meets namjoon there and that’s rad!!
  • and him and namjoon become really close friends especially because same age friends??
  • he meets yoongi for the first time at photography club except hoseok just takes pictures of yoongi the entire time tbh and yoongi nearly kicks him out
  • hoseok brings jeongguk to photography and they BOTH start only taking pictures of yoongi and then they both actually get suspended from club activities because yoongi has done had it with them
  • hoseok and jeongguk have some wild adventures right
  • one being the laundry night adventure of *insert year here*
  • okay so really hoseok is the one involved in the adventure but guess who else is oh wait you are surprise
  • it’s late one night aka early one morning
  • like two in the morning?
  • and hoseok bolts up in bed and remembers that jeongguk did not do the laundry!! even though it was his turn to do such!! and hoseok realizes that not only has jeongguk neglected the laundry, he’s neglected it for like a week so they have no clean clothes
  • and hoseok has a lab early in the morning and he’s like well yikes??
  • so he grabs his phone and rubs his eyes and puts the laundry basket on his hip like i’m ready to be a responsible adult™
  • so he goes down to the uni laundromat idk if those actually exist but guess what they do in this au
  • hoseok doesn’t think it’ll be an issue because like two in the morning? who’s gonna be there lmao
  • oh wait surprise someone is
  • and that someone is crying??
  • hoseok races over and he spills all his laundry in the process because i have this feeling that even though he’s a fluid dancer, boy probably overexcites or like gets so into his emotions that he cannot control hhs body yikes
  • probably trips on his way over to you honestly
  • and you scream because who is this??
  • and he screams because you’re screaming but when you both calm down he kinda
  • “man are you doing okay??”
  • and you sniffle and wipe the tears from your eyes and you’re honest with him like it’s law, you’re tired, you’re worn out, there’s no need to lie
  • “i just got out of a break up?”
  • and hoseok !! “you’re literally gorgeous and i bet your personality is a million times more so, how?”
  • and you shrug “it’s a friend break up”
  • that’s right this is a call out post to all my shitty toxic ex friends this one goes out to you
  • thanks for ending it before the new year ;)
  • anyway hoseok just nods because he gets it, he’s been there, and he realizes losing a friend no matter what the circumstances are, friend breakups are so much more painful and mean a lot more than romantic break ups?
  • and he cannot bare to see you there, crying like this
  • like his heart is shattering and he doesn’t know you because nobody deserves to cry alone at two o'clock in the morning
  • so he offers you his hand and he’s like “don’t worry, jung hoseok, personal angel at your service!”
  • and you kinda smile and he smiles too because you’re smiling!!
  • tbh the clothes don’t get washed
  • but you help him pick his spilled ones up and you kinda “are those scooby doo pajama pants…”
  • and hoseok gets all excited like “why yes they are, don’t you love them”
  • and you both laugh and he gets all shy for a few and then he’s like “there’s a twenty four hour diner like down the street, i’ll buy you come cake and we can cry it out together?”
  • you get all red because omg nonono that’s okay that’s a okay you don’t have to do that to me you’re too sweet!!
  • except hoseok insists so soon you find yourself sneaking back yoongi the dorms with hoseok to put both your laundered clothes okay and then it’s off to the diner
  • it’s a super cute diner and it has cute cat clocks on the wall and there’s like four people there and they’re all employees and they don’t expect you and hoseok but they’re all super sweet and cute and welcoming!!
  • you and hoseok sit at a cute little booth together, across from each other
  • and he’s like “okay lay it on me, i got all night to listen”
  • which is a lie because early lab if you remember but he’s not about to let you know that
  • like he cannot leave you there knowing that you are upset or hurt or crying like that, like that’s not his nature
  • and so you two order tea and some pie because they have some left over from that previous day and you just sit there and you don’t know what possessed you but you completely spill evreything to hoseok and it just comes spilling out but he is so patient with you and he doesn’t interrupt you
  • and he doesn’t try to solve the issue for you like he actually just sits there and listens and instead of pointing out things you may have done to instigate the drama or saying “well maybe you can let them back in” he actually commends you for doing what’s best for yourself, and cutting people out of your life who didn’t appreciate you and only seemed to care about you when they needed something
  • tbh he would probably get a little too into your narrative and feel for you because he has such a big heart and he can’t help but feel right along with other people that he might start tearing up and would probably even grab your hand and give it a little squeeze
  • sometimes it’s so nice to just cry things out right and you feel so much better that someone actually sat there and heard you out and it was such a positive experience and wow is hoseok even real??
  • you don’t even think so at this point, maybe you’re dreaming
  • but okay once you’re calmed you guys finish your snacks and hoseok pays and everything and tips more than the meal too, that’s also the kind of guy he is
  • side note isn’t there an anime where a character constantly makes reference to that’s just the kind of man i am i think maybe fma?
  • maybe not i always get fruits basket or ouran or something idk anyway
  • after the spill fest, you two just talk about yourselves because wow you actually really enjoy each other’s company and you don’t actually want the night to end??
  • and the entire staff has nothing better to do and they think you’re all really cute and wonder if you’re in love
  • boy howdy aren’t they gonna be spot on
  • that night hoseok gives you his number, well you exchange numbers i guess?? and after that you guys become so close like it was a natural attraction not even romantic but just as friends
  • and like you guys start doing everything together and he introduces you to the rest of the boys immediately but when you go to the bathroom he’s like um by the way we’ll be married one day so please don’t interfere!!
  • hoseok is so sweet though like he invites you to all his clubs and by far tea club is your favorite because you think yoongi would have the most to say right, ahaha, wrong, it’s seokjin
  • hoseok talks about how cute you are the entire time though and seokjin is like that is not the point of this club hoseok jeez
  • and hoseok gets all sassy like i will make it about this topic
  • as you’re blushing and internally screaming
  • hoseok claims he’s gonna name his restaurant after you and stick your picture all over the walls and you’re like omg
  • but also
  • consider you and jeongguk hitting it off really well right??
  • and you’ll come over to hang and play harvest moon with jeongguk (i just got my proposal for tott like ten minutes ago tbh)
  • and make smoothies or whatever
  • and every single time hoseok will walk in and start to whine and sulk because why are you hanging out with jeongguk when you could be hanging out with him what the heck is this??
  • in true hoseok fashion, he would probably flop on the floor and refuse to get up until someone (aka you) ran over and doted on him
  • and jeongguk would roll his eyes and like gag but deep down he thinks it’s really super cute??
  • also this is official
  • every dance competition the boys have you end up going to and you make giant posters for hoseok and put his name in glitter or something and add a bunch of stickers and whenever he sees them he gets the biggest heart eyes in the entire world!!
  • probably afterwards when he’s all sweaty he runs over and hugs you and by hugs i mean suffocates you like no matter if they win or lose, he’s hugging the life out of you
  • and wow you are so in love with hoseok like how could you not be he is an angel
  • like all the teachers think so too like there are professors he doesn’t even have that know him by name and take the time to say hi and ask how his day is going
  • and he always comes over and tidies your room because you couldn’t say no when he asked for a key
  • “for best buddy purposes”
  • and jimin coughed “he loves you”
  • and jeongguk tried to cough and speak too but then he ended up choking and that is a whole different story
  • and he always helps you study tbh he would make you flashcards and draw cute little pictures on every single one to help your understanding
  • i can imagine a lot of late night walks with hoseok because yes sunshine boy but he is so much deeper than that and you two will walk around town and discuss your hopes and fears for the future
  • like hoseok is very real about his emotions but he also thinks people expect him to be a certain way, like always smiling and loud and happy and wild?
  • so you really cherish the nights where he’s actually hoseok, no masks, no pretenses, no walls or anything
  • and he’ll tell you about how he’ll open his restaurant and invite his family and old coworkers to the grand unveiling
  • and that all the recipes will be traditional and handed down from his family, and maybe he’ll ask the boys if they have any they’ll want to share
  • he’ll go on about how one day, his future kids can work in the restaurant and it’ll be a big, happy family thing
  • he also tells you about how he misses home though and how he can’t keep up with his parents and friends as much as he wants because everyone is so busy and time differences are so hard to deal with
  • you cherish this time so so much and these are the moments you find yourself falling more and more in love with him
  • even when things aren’t that deep walking around town is super fun because you always go window shopping and one time hoseok tried to stick a  dog up his shirt and take it home and when asked he panicked and said he was pregnant
  • he would totally wear snapbacks always when out and like tight jeans with lots of holes and lots of baggy tees too he probably stole them from jeongguk but like whatever that’s okay
  • he would be the person right
  • so like you get bubble tea and you’re sipping it and then he whines and says he wants some even though he was so against buying his own drink
  • and then he chokes on whatever the heck those things are and makes a huge scene and probably says he’s dying??
  • and then you guys get kicked out??
  • like that’s how you and hoseok operate
  • okay okay okay but like obviously you are both in love
  • but like nobody will confess?? because nobody wants it to come crashing down and like i see hoseok as a more impulsive person but in a situation like this i see him being a scaredy cat almost?
  • because he would start to doubt himself and all??
  • but lucky for you
  • he does confess!!
  • now here’s the story…
  • yoongi
  • our dear yoongi
  • his photography portfolio gets viewed by some super renowned business that’s super rich and powerful??
  • and they’re like hey we get you aren’t an advertising person but maybe you could help us, we’re about real people and your photography captures real life and we want to pay you to take some shots for us and if all goes according to plan, we can maybe give you a internship? and if you’re up to it we can also help you learn some advertising techniques too??
  • all the boys are like !!! omg yoongi !!
  • especially jeongguk, he’s like half the money should go to me anyhow because i’m always the model for your pics (and then he flips his hair best he can)
  • but they throw a party and they invite you to come but you have to politely decline because you have a huge art history test the next morning and to gotta study because what are Sanxingdui masks??
  • but you wanna go because it seems like a lot of fun??
  • you’re doing whatever, studying, low key not
  • and like at around eleven you get a text and it’s from jeongguk and he’s like “please watch this video”
  • so you do what any normal person would do in this situation and you open it
  • and oh boy there’s hoseok with a lampshade on his head
  • it’s already too wild
  • jeongguk adds “the sad thing is that he’s not even drunk, your boy ate seven of seokjin’s cupcakes and all hell has broken loose”
  • you giggle despite yourself and watch the video
  • and it’s hoseok standing on the bed with a hairbrush in hand and taehyung is up on the bed with him holding a grape soda can
  • and hoseok shouts “THIS ONE GOES OUT TO LOVE OF MY LIFE”
  • and namjoon can’t help but be like “and who’s that?”
  • hoseok gives this awful wink and you think he might fall off the bed and then he mouths your name
  • and then the music starts playing from yoongi’s phone and you’re a little confused because it’s nineties bubblegum pop?
  • okay and then at the top of his lungs he starts singing/screaming romeo and juliet by s.o.a.p and except that instead of singing romeo and juliet like the actual names he put your guys’ names in instead
  • you watch the video at least seven hundred more times because it’s pure comedy gold??
  • also hoseok just low key confessed his undying love for you
  • tbh he keeps going because like thirty minutes later, seokjin sends you a video of hoseok singing neverending dream by cascada for you
  • tbh yoongi and jeongguk have enough and kick him off the bed to sing paper planes by m.i.a
  • but like at midnight thirty they all text you a picture of hoseok totally crashed out on the floor and they’re like “please love our innocent angel”
  • the next day you text him “wanna get breakfast at the diner?”
  • because boy you have some videos to pull out
  • tbh you knew sugar highs were real but last time you experienced one, you were like 11??
  • not an adult but whatever
  • but hoseok agrees and so you two meet up at the diner and they all know you guys by name because you go there all the time??
  • anyway you get sit at your favorite table and hoseok is all excited because usually he’s the one to ask you out for breakfast?
  • he wiggles his eyebrows “what’s the special occasion?”
  • you’re having this mental debate with yourself because wow you have liked hoseok for too long it is time to be open and honest
  • “look hoseok, i really like you, and from the videos everyone sent me last night, i guess you like me too, so let’s just date okay?” and you’re winded because what is taking a breath?
  • hoseok gets a little excited and he kisses you and it’s short and sweet but you can feel him smiling through it and wow you’re officially in love??
  • even though you knew that a while ago
  • hoseok takes your hand and you link fingers and like wow how cheesy and gross
  • but then he gets all serious “what videos”
  • and so you show him and he’s so red and he looks ready to bury himself in the ground and LEAVE
  • you assure him they’re super cute though!! and that you will treasure them forever!
  • tbh cutest couple ever
  • like he walks you to all your classes always no matter what
  • honestly his professors like him enough that if he’s a little late well that’s okay because it’s hoseok
  • jeongguk eventually decides to move into namjoon and yoongi’s dorm because you are always over and he is tired of you and hoseok fawning over each other
  • the people at the diner are like plz invite us to your wedding and they always make whipped cream hearts on your pancakes
  • he always lets you wear his snapbacks tbh he actually probably puts his snapbacks on your head and then takes a million pictures for his story
  • he is now five hundred percent more guaranteed to name the restaurant after you and he asks if you wanna help him out when it’s built and all
  • wink wink
  • like serious relationship
  • implied living together
  • tea club becomes dote on your relationship and even jin doesn’t mind at this point because you two are so cute!!
  • he always grows you flowers from his gardening club honestly and then makes you flower crowns and bouquets and decorates your room with them
  • and if you’re allergic well he will buy you claritin with his hard earned cash money
  • honestly if this isn’t me in college i’m dropping out thanks
Getting laid tonight

The position he’s been sitting in for the last 50 minutes isn’t the most comfortable one you could dream of but Jimin ignores the slight sting in his backside and instead focuses on chewing the rubber covering the end of his pencil.

Maybe if he were in his freshmen year, he would be paying attention to the lecture somewhere in the first row instead of the last, but this is not his freshmen year and after four years in college he learned that listening to professor’s rambling for an hour and a half to ’absorb’ all those great things that should be useful to you in the future is equal to not listening at all. More, it just makes you more confused than you were before the actual lecture.

Honestly, he doesn’t need to be here at all. The dorms are located near the campus and he’s got, like, over 5 hours of useless lectures today and whether he spends this time in his room or sitting in this uncomfortable chair, doesn’t matter. After all, he’s going to walk out of here knowing less than more.

The thing is that Jung Hoseok is sitting 3 rows of seats away from Jimin meaning that he can easily stare at the other’s profile and it wouldn’t be possible to accomplish from the bed in his room.

From: Hoseok

you gotta be kidding me

tellin’ me this now

To: Hoseok

stop exaggerating

it’s just a party at Tae’s

From: Hoseok

yeah, cuz parties at Tae’s are just ’marvelous’ as Seokjin would say with that strange engrish accent

i can handle a lot i swear

but seeing his dick being sucked by a cheap drag queen

this is not something i can handle

Jimin snorts with his lips still around the tip of the pencil, shaking his head when one of his friends sends him a questioning look. He shifts in his seat spreading his legs wider, sighing at the pleasurable crack of his spine as he rolls his shoulder blades and tilts his head to both sides.

To: Hoseok

you’re sayin’ it like you’ve never had your dick sucked

or never sucked a dick

besides, it was funny

From Hoseok:

have you ever seen Tae being sucked off by a drag queen?

no? so shut the fuck up

Jimin watches as Hoseok leans to the back in his seat, one leg thrown loosely over the other one, tapping his fingers against the small desk while sipping his fucking expensive Starbucks coffee. Expensive fucking black coffee with no sugar. Jimin knows it’s black because he’s been Hoseok’s personal deliverer for three years straight now, always saving the latter’s ass at 3 am with a dose of caffeine when he forgets what sleep and pain are, practicing choreographies until dawn hits him straight in the face.

He rarely looks at Jimin during lectures and doesn’t sit next to him. Once asked, he replied ’Unlike you, I wanna listen and I couldn’t with your constant blabbering’, and as much as Jimin would like to gasp, grab his heart and pretend to be offended he knows he can’t because it’s too painfully true.

To: Hoseok

what was that, complaining?

are you saying you wanna get sucked off too?

The next message makes him curl the tip of his tongue around the rubber end.

From: Hoseok

are you saying you’re offering a hand with this?

It does have a double meaning and after being friends with Hoseok for so long, Jimin is not stupid enough not to know that. He could just play it off, send something like ’I know a lot of cheap drag queens, all of them living in our dorms’  or just laugh it off. Simple as that. But he wouldn’t be himself if he didn’t play along because this is how they work. .

To: Hoseok


’ve got those amazing lips afterall

It’s not like there’s something wrong with him nor with Hoseok. Jimin’s bisexual, Hoseok’s bisexual and they’ve known that for a long time. They never crossed any line though, except for that one time they both lost a bet but still, the way they talk, the way they look at each other, the shameless flirting mixed up with a typical guy-to-guy behaviour including painful punches about who was right resulting in both of them ending with a black eye, make Jimin question a few things.

There are times when he finds himself wondering, what exactly are they doing? Because, some nights, when messages get more than spicy,

clearly tinted with something one step above ’joking around’ and Jimin’s lips are too sore to be bitten by him anymore, he can’t help but crave something, anything. Because Hoseok is always an inch too close and touches him definitely too much and it frustrates and infuriates Jimin at the same time.

From: Hoseok

i know

got to test afterall

To: Hoseok

hyung are you shamelessly flirting with me?

From: Hoseok


’course not

To: Hoseok


From: Hoseok

better tell me more about the party

since we’re goin’ obviously

’Yes’ Jimin hisses happily to himself, catching the attention of a few people around him. It’s not that he wanted Hoseok to go so much. Just… Taehyung’s parties really tend to get out of control and it’s usually nice to have someone who will keep an eye on you while you’re having too much fun or just will take care of you when you’re throwing up into a bath tube when you simply can’t rely on you best friend ’cause he’s fucking smashed. And maybe a little bit because Hoseok’s fun to be around? Like when they got drunk after Jimin had failed an exam and Hoseok took him to the city and they ended up in a huge, colorful fountain wet from head to toes and Jimin forgot why he was sad in the first place. Or like that one time they went to the bar for shots and Hoseok while trying to hit on a girl, sneezed so hard the content of his nose landed on the girl’s shirt and he just laughed at himself like crazy. And the most important thing - Jung Hoseok is an undisputed king of dancing so when he dances it’s like some strange, inexplicable force is pulling Jimin closer to him (obviously not his hips that seem to be living on their own).

To: Hoseok

well, usual i think?

i heard from Tae about tequila being involved

also he mentioned something like all the floors taking part so it’ll be huge i guess

and Jungkook said a few people from Hongik are coming

From: Hoseok

so you’re tellin’ me that by ’all floors’ this shithead means that the whole dorm is partying tonight?

i’m sensing a wonderful headache

To: Hoseok

no backing off now

you’re going you lazy asshole and you’re certainly are going to skip the last two lectures with me

From: Hoseok

i’m gonna skip just so you can prey on my money at Subway?

forget it

’m not your sugar daddy yet

Yet. If anyone could look into Jimin’s head right now, they would be terrified by a number of images coming from the single ’d’ word. Maybe they’re just masochists? Or should they call it ’emotional edging’? We text, sext and try to frustrate sexually one another but that’s all?

But the daddy word was used, followed by a very promising ’yet’ and it’s the final signal for Jimin to step on the dangerous ground.

To: Hoseok

nothing we can’t change, i mean

i don’t really mind you being my sugar daddy

you’ve got money, you’re quite good looking, sometimes even smart

say a word and i’ll be calling you daddy ;)

From: Hoseok

last time i remember you told me i’m ’violently handsome’

also you fucking materialist i thought you loved me for my brilliant skills and charming character not my money

Jimin clicks his tongue, his fingers tapping against his knee.

To: Hoseok

i was one foot in the grave because certain someone kept pouring me drinks so you can’t blame me for talking nonsense while being completely drunk

as for your character

Jimin thinks of one thousand and one things that are amazing about Hoseok’s personality (and a few more about his appearance which are totally unnecessary right now) and concludes (once again) that there’s seriously something wrong with him.

Usually, Hoseok appears as a person who doesn’t know what worries and failure are. He acts like he snorts cocaine for breakfast and smokes weed for lunch because he’s almost constantly happy, a wide grin splitting his face in two even when it’s raining and he needs to bear with whiny, tired Jimin. He likes people and their attention but he would sell them all for a stray cat found on the street because his pure heart can’t handle the fact someone could just throw their animal away. He’s confident but never arrogant, he’s a smartass but he’s always willing to help other students. He’s funny (not for Jimin of course, he’ll swear on Taehyung’s life that Hoseok’s not funny and will say it with streaks of tears on his cheeks from laughing too hard at one of his stupid puns). He’s talented. Really talented. Abnormally talented and Jimin both hates and admires him for that. He sings (for fun but Jimin likes listening to his slightly raspy voice when they stumble down the street at 3 in the morning, still kinda drunk and barely keeping their eyes open), he raps (he’s quite good at it), he acts, he dances. And he dances like there’s never any pain in his muscles and like there’s no one watching him even though he performs in front of hundreds of people and like it’s the only thing that matters to him in the entire universe because it probably does. He hates bugs, he’s scared of heights, very small spaces but he’s not scared to break a random guy’s nose for insulting Jimin and it was a sight Jimin never wants to remember because angry Hoseok is not only scary but also awfully attractive.

’Cause he is handsome whether Jimin wants to admit it to him or not. He’s gorgeous when he smiles widely at Taehyung’s stupid antics and he’s stunning when he smiles gently, proudly even when Jimin manages to get the routine perfectly. He’s breathtaking when he’s walking down the street with the most bitchy resting face ever with the fucking Starbucks coffee in one hand and phone in the other. He pouts cutely when he can’t do something and cries heavily when the movie doesn’t end with a ’happy ever after’. He smirks like a pro, winks like a pro and makes Jimin yell at him for no specific reason just because he fucking can’t handle it.

He’s completely and undeniably Jimin’s type.

To: Jung Hoseok

it’s awful and smells like rotten eggs

Yes, Jimin might have a little bit of a crush on Hoseok. This friendly type of a crush when you don’t really need to be together but it could be very nice if you were. But in his defense, Hoseok likes him too (he’s too obvious) but they never really felt the overpowering urge to change the dynamics in their relationship. They are safe like this.

From: Hoseok

didn’t know you were into rotten eggs Jimin

i’d never guess that

One thing Jimin forgot to mention: Hoseok’s ability to annoy the shit out of him with a simple sentence. Jimin, as a typical sarcastic, sassy person likes to think that he has control over the situation but then Hoseok just always manages to turn the tables around. And Jimin is short-tempered.

To: Hoseok

so i’m into you?

i’d never guess that

From: Hoseok

well sometimes you’re just really oblivious, what can i do

To: Hoseok

you can go fuck yourself, that’s what you can do

From: Hoseok

you don’t want me to

Jimin’s halfway into typing yes i really fucking do but from the corner of his eye he sees Hoseok biting on his thumb meaning only that he’s worried about the answer, no matter how fucking unserious their bickering is.

To: Hoseok

no, i don’t want to

From: Hoseok

i didn’t ask, i stated the obvious

Jimin sends a quick yeah sure but smiles to himself when the thumb is gone from between Hoseok’s teeth and his shoulders aren’t so tense anymore. He watches Hoseok type and erase everything over and over again for a few minutes before his phone finally buzzes, calling for attention.

From: Hoseok

am i really that rotten?

Jimin grins into his sleeve. Sometimes he forgets that Hoseok can be very insecure when he really wants to. Not that he has a reason to be but he’s Hoseok afterall . He’s full of contradictions.

To: Hoseok


but i love you anyways

From: Hoseok

didn’t expect you to confess over a text

that’s so not romantic Jimin

To: Hoseok

oh please, you’re squealing right now

you’re dying to be mine

From: Hoseok

yes Jimin, every day I die a little because of you

existing at the same in the same place with you is surely dangerous and unpredictible

how come i’m still alive

To: Hoseok

nah, existing with me means adventures, fun and amazing time

From: Hoseok


if you’re a masochist…

To: Hoseok

then you’re a masochist for loving to hang out with me

admit it, you’re existence is pointless without my person

From: Hoseok

what would a world without Jimin’s thighs be like?!

i can’t even think about it without getting depressed

Jimin smiles, or rather realises that he never truly stopped smiling since the beginning of this conversation. If anything, he smiles wider with every stupid thing Hoseok sends him. But what can he do about it, just talking to Hoseok makes you constantly smile.

To: Hoseok

you really like my thighs

you keep talking about them

From: Hoseok

’m not gonna lie

you’re thighs are hot

The praise-seeking side of Jimin wins over, causing him to raise an eyebrow in pure interest.

To: Hoseok


then, how hot are they? like, on scale from 1 to 10

Jimin follows Hoseok’s hand as it comes up, fingertips pressed gently against his lips as he appears to be thinking about the answer.

From: Hoseok

but do we, like, consider regular jeans or the jeans?

By ’the jeans’ Hoseok means that one black pair, mostly made of holes and sticking to Jimin’s legs like a second skin. He wears them only when he’s horny and wants to get laid or- when he hangs out with Hoseok in the club.

To: Hoseok

depends on how many points i get for my babies

From: Hoseok

solid 23

To: Hoseok

buying them was the best decision in my life

they are the reason of my rich sexual life

From: Hoseok

your rich sexual life ended up last year

time to think about it

To: Hoseok

another offer?

are you that thirsty for my hot thighs?

From: Hoseok


i wouldn’t mind checking if they’re really that hot

Okay this is not something Jimin expected but he goes with a flow right now. He’s got nothing to lose and they can always just turn it later into a joke. As usual.

To: Hoseok

so you’re only after my thighs huh?

i’m hurt

From: Hoseok

well i can’t just casually tell you that you’re ass beats all the girls on the campus, can i? it’d be weird af

To: Hoseok

it’d be

but you’re weird all the time, i think we can agree on that

From: Hoseok

’m not weird

just special

To: Hoseok

yeah lie to yourself

what’s more?

From: Hoseok


To: Hoseok

you stopped at the ass, what else is hot about me

tell me, i wanna know how much i’d need to try to seduce you, you’re a picky person

From: Hoseok

you know, you wouldn’t really have to try too much

you already have all of my attention

idk what would  happen if you were more perfect than you already are

Now this, is really getting out of control. They flirt, yes, but today it’s getting dangerously close to something more serious than (once again) just friendly fucking around. And yet Jimin’s fingers are running across the keyword, typing word after word until his eyes hurt for not blinking for too long.

To: Hoseok

i’ve got all of your attention? why?

am i really that hot to you?

Screw this. Screw this all.

From: Hoseok

let’s be honest

i would love to fuck you

Jimin stares and stares and stares at his phone until the screen goes black. Oh. Fuck, it’s- it’s cool. Yeah. Just Hoseok wanting to fuck him.

From: Hoseok

if you let me ;)

Fuck. So was it his fault? He just could have made a move earlier and they would have been…

To: Hoseok

so what stole your heart? my thighs? my ass? my awesome personality or amazing voice

From: Hoseok

i’m torn between your eyes or lips

you know you’ve got wonderful lips, you fucking know that and you use them all the time to get what you want from me and-

’Getting laid tonight, Mr. Park?’ Jimin jerks at the sound of his name, the message forgotten as he looks at his lecturer watching him expectantly. People from lower rows are staring at him, smirking, shaking their heads or snorting at the stupid flush that covers his whole face. He’s been fucking smiling for the past hour nonstop and he’s sure he giggled at least twice much to his embarrassment. Is he getting laid tonight? He wouldn’t mind getting laid tonight.

’I don’t know, professor. Am I?’ He wiggles his eyebrows and the whole room laughs at him while the lecturer just shakes his head with a sigh before leaving Jimin without an answer. And he might be waiting for the answer because he’s 100% sure Hoseok knows it wasn’t a completely rhetorical question but it also could be a rhetorical question if Hoseok didn’t know or didn’t want to answer-

The buzz of his phone startles him to death and he curses twice because he can’t get the password right with how much his fingers are itching to open the message as fast as possible. When he finally manages to enter the code and read the text, his eyes flicker immediately to Hoseok only to find him already staring at him. At first, Jimin just watches him carefully but then Hoseok is smiling with a gentle smirk playing in the corner of his mouth, like when he’s proud of Jimin or like when they smoke in Hoseok’s room while drinking cheap wine and they feel good because it’s so simple. So Jimin smiles-smirks back, clutching the phone in his hand and looking away when professor Kim announces the end of the lecture and Hoseok grabs his coffee and stumbles out of the room with a quick last glance towards Jimin.

From: Hoseok

You are ;)

See ya at the party

Taehyung groans happily pushing an empty glass onto a huge table while Jimin scrunches his nose at the burning feeling in his throat, passionately sucking at the piece of lime. A number of people attending the party is, to say at least, appalling and he doesn’t even know how he managed to find Taehyung in the drunk crowd.

’Where’s Hoseok?’ Taehyung shouts over the loud music, pouring another round of shots for him and Jimin. ’Thought you were going together’ He hands him the glass, trying to find an untouched piece of lime in between the used ones thrown all over the table. At the mention of Hoseok’s name, Jimin feels electricity striking quickly down his spine, the promise of something finally happening between them leaving him unable to fight the smile creeping onto his lips.

’Well,’ They quickly swallow down the contents of their glasses, both of them grinning from ear to ear ’he told me he’ll be a little late and I didn’t have a choice anyways’.

’Don’t tell me you’re not having fun’ Taehyung rolls his hips to the sudden heavy beat coming from the huge speakers standing in the corner of the hall, effectively making Jimin laugh at his uncoordinated movements. He wants to say something but someone cuts him off before he can even open his mouth.

’Put that hot body of yours into use, Kim’ Jungkook, in his all slightly drunk glory, walks over to stand next to Jimin, bumping a fist against his before slipping a cigarette between his lips.

’Can’t believe it was that exact sentence that made Taehyung jump out of his pants for you’ Jimin bends forward, placing his elbows on the table when the smoke hits him in the face.

’He’s always been the more romantic one’ Taehyung winks at Jungkook and Jimin chooses to pretend that he doesn’t see the hand sliding down his best friend’s ass.

’Well, that exact sentence made me a very happy person back then. As long as it works, I’m gonna use it’ Jungkook kisses Taehyung behind his ear whispering something that makes the older hit him in the arm playfully. ’Let’s go dance. Guys from Hongik just arrived and we really should show them how to move’ The youngest smirks passing the cigarette to Jimin.

’I’ll pass for now. I need to go to the toilet’


’Hoseok’s not here yet anyway and if we’re going to beat some Hongik asses, he needs to be a part of it or he’ll be sulking for days’ Jimin rolls his eyes because this is exactly how Hoseok is.

’Damn you’re right’ Jungkook clicks his tongue before turning towards Taehyung. ’Still, wanna dance?’

’Yeah’ Taehyung takes a cigarette from Jimin, inhales deeply and hands it back. ’You’re gonna be fine?’ He asks and Jimin just waves at them with a smirk watching how they walk further into the crowd.

Hoseok barks a laugh when he finds Jimin at the balcony, eyes already glassy from alcohol and ’the jeans’ fitted nicely around his thighs. The younger turns around to lean against the railing. Hoseok positively glows in the weak light of the lamp, his hair styled over his forehead, hands tucked in the pockets of his jeans.

’Look who’s finally here’

’Trying to achieve something with them?’ Hoseok ignores him, eyeing Jimin’s muscles peeking out of the holes, absolutely not trying to hide the fact he likes what he sees.

’Maybe I am’ Jimin smirks when Hoseok comes closer and then pulls him by the front of his shirt inside the room, kicking the balcony door close behind them. The music banging throughout the whole dormitory becomes muted and only a bearable amount of bass resonates through the walls.

’Hi’ Hoseok murmurs as they stand in the middle of the almost dark room.

’Hi’ Jimin murmurs back, watching Hoseok’s face break into a smile while he’s tracing Jimin’s arms with his fingers.

’Can I?’

Jimin doesn’t even answer, just reaches for Hoseok’s jacket to pull him close because there’s really nothing that holds him back right now. Hoseok delicately threads his fingers through Jimin’s hair as he presses his lips against his. He doesn’t dive right into a wild pace, instead chooses to caress the younger’s lips with feather-like touches, barely using any pressure. They both bite back a smile only to fail, resulting in teeth clashing against each other and laughing quickly before they kiss again. Hoseok backs Jimin slowly to the balcony’s door, hands sliding from the younger’s hair to his jaw. They keep it rather slow, skin sliding smoothly against skin, it is until Jimin lets his tongue lick at Hoseok’s upper lip without warning causing Hoseok to grab his jaw harder. Jimin parts his lips, letting the older in and he quickly decides nothing ever felt as good as kissing Hoseok.

’It should be more awkward’ Jimin breathes when Hoseok moves down his neck, leaving wet kisses across his sweaty skin.

’Well’ Hoseok pecks his lips ’I’ve never felt more comfortable’ He runs a finger along Jimin’s lower lip, admiring the soft red color blooming under his touch. ’Wanna have some fun out there? They seem to be partying very hard’ He looks at the closed door of the room, loud screams coming from the other side. Jimin follows his gaze before turning Hoseok’s head towards him.

’Actually’ his eyes drop to the older’s mouth ’I was thinking about abandoning the ship’ his looks back into Hoseok’s eyes. ’What do you think?’

’Seems like it doesn’t matter I just came 15 minutes ago. But, if this is an invitation for me to check those thighs…’ He wiggles his eyebrows crazily making Jimin roll his eyes.

’Do you want to?’

’It can wait. I can wait’ Hoseok shakes his head ’I want you to feel comfortable with me. Plus, I don’t wanna have sex with you in the dorm full of drunk students right behind the door.’

’When was I even uncomfortable with you’ Jimin raises an eyebrow tackling Hoseok to the bed ’It’s not like we just met’ He kisses Hoseok hard until they switch positions, Jimin tilting his chin up to meet the other’s lips.

’Okay’ Hoseok whispers against his cheek. Jimin furrows his eyebrows.

’Okay?’ The older kisses his nose.

’Let’s go’

’To?’ Jimin sits up when Hoseok slides down the length of his body and stands up.

’Yoongi’s out for the weekend’ He smiles mischievously and Jimin practically crashes the older’s head as it hits the wall behind them, pushing their lips together.

’After you’ Jimin grins against Hoseok’s mouth before grabbing his hand. They make it through the crowded corridor, stealing bottles with alcohol and cigarettes on their way. Ignoring the loud grumble of disappointed girls, Hoseok kisses Jimin dramatically before they disappear into the night.

’How do we do this?’ Leaning against the frame door with hooded eyes and flushed cheeks, Jimin watches Hoseok open the lock with his long, velvety soft fingers. So damn long.

’How do we do what?’ Hoseok raises an eyebrow pushing the door open and turning towards Jimin. The younger looks inside then looks back at Hoseok.

’Are we throwing everything on the floor to wildly make out against the door then rip our clothes off to satisfy our animalistic, lustful urges?’ He nods at the bottles in his hands. Hoseok just stares at him.

’Wow. You’re the epitome of spontaneity Jimin. Also, you’re the only one who could ask something like this’

’Told ya’ A piece of busan satoori slips out of Jimin’s mouth as they walk inside ’Adventures and fun’ He winks putting the alcohol on the floor and looks up when Hoseok steps into his personal area. Very personal area.

’Have I ever told you it turns me on whenever you speak satoori?’ The older gently slips the jacket down Jimin’s arms and then not so gently throws it somewhere on the floor. ’It’s so sexy’ He slides his hands to Jimin’s waist, thick jeolla accent rolling off his tongue.

’I think you didn’t have a chance to tell me’ Jimin combs his fingers through Hoseok’s hair walking them both to the wall ’Also I wish you used yours more often’ He lets the older spin them around but still hisses at the cold touching his bare arms.

’I’ll remember’ Hoseok licks into Jimin’s mouth, not so slowly this time, pouring probably all his being into this kiss. If Jimin ever wondered what would being intimate with Hoseok feel like, it surely wouldn’t resemble the actual feeling. It feels like he wants to just push the other on the floor to grind the fuck out of him but also wants him to bring him upstairs and lie down with him so they can cuddle and giggle. His mind is buzzing pleasantly with the amount of alcohol from earlier and he hums in approval when Hoseok presses into him harder, more desperate. They kiss and kiss and it seems like there’s no end to it and honestly, he likes is that way for now.

’Don’t wanna break the spell, but I really need to drink some water’ Jimin smoothly pulls away, enough to still feel Hoseok’s warm minty breath on his face but far enough to be able to think. The older’s intense gaze is pinning him to the wall but finally, he nods towards the kitchen.

’Go ahead’ He digs a finger into Jimin’s side making him scowl at him in pain.

’Ass’ Jimin pushes past him, leaving him laughing in the hall. He pours himself a glass of water, admiring cute drawings on the fridge. ’So I see Yoongi is getting better at drawing’ Jimin can’t help but laugh uncontrollably at the colorful doodles covering almost the whole silver surface.

’Don’t laugh’ Hoseok sits down at the table ’It makes him so happy when he can just pour all of his anger into art’

’If that’s what you call art’ Jimin shrugs his shoulders with a smile.

’I keep every one of them even if he throws them away every single time’

’So nice of you’

Hoseok cocks his head to the side, watching Jimin as he keeps drinking, perched on the counter, looking like he came here straight from the photo shoot, all sexy stares and bare arms. And his damn jeans.

’Hey’ Jimin leans forward when Hoseok casually motions at him to come closer. He jumps off the counter, walking over to stand in between his spread legs. They stare at each other searching for any sign of awkwardness but really, how can you be awkward with the person you’ve been flirting with for the past three years. Hoseok moves his hands to the back of the chair, tilting his head to the opposite side. His gaze slides up the length of Jimin’s body, stopping at his eyes as he speaks jeolla again making Jimin positively shiver. ’You’re so damn fine Busan boy’

’Is this how you talk to people you’re about to have sex with?’ Jimin crosses his arms on his chest, making sure his lips are thoroughly wet by running his tongue all over them. ’Was it one of those famous ’Jung Hoseok’s pick-up lines?’’

’Is it working?’ Hoseok laughs but there’s a hard edge to his voice like he’s not in the mood for talking but at the same refuses to jump on Jimin like an animal.

’I don’t know, is it?’ Jimin smiles sweetly at him taking a step back, and another and another until Hoseok shifts to lean forward, panic striking through him but Jimin just narrows his eyes seductively. ’Come and find out, Gwangju boy’

Hoseok shots up from his seat when Jimin runs out of the kitchen screaming like crazy when the older manages to grasp his waist from behind before he can reach the bedroom. He’s being thrown on the couch, the same couch they occupy every time they’re watching movies or playing games, with greasy stains from fries and dark spots from Yoongi’s coffee all over it. Jimin doesn’t even notice when his hands start to claw at Hoseok’s jacket ripping it off his shoulders nor when his lips are already pressing against Hoseok’s. All he knows is that the arm of the couch is digging into his neck but the older’s fingers are tangled in his hair, making him hum at every little tug and it doesn’t really matter than his neck starts to hurt. He pushes up making Hoseok sit so he can straddle him, licking into his mouth with terrifying fervor. He feels hands kneading his ass, pulling him impossibly close even when he’s already grinding hard against Hoseok’s crotch creating friction so painful Jimin want to cry. He bends to the back, one hand behind the older’s nape, the other one holding his thigh and he rolls his body, slower with more purpose, watches Hoseok admire him. It’s not really good for his ego.

’Can’t believe I have you like this’ Hoseok runs his hands up Jimin’s thighs, stopping at his waist to help him move against him. ’Thought I’d die never getting to know how you feel’ He smirks in the way that leaves Jimin biting on his lower lip, leaning forward to kiss the shell of the older’s ear.

’And how do I feel?’ He whispers, his hips slowing, even more, the hand on the other’s nape sliding down to cup his jaw as he moves to kiss his neck.

’Let’s say you feel better than all my previous fantasies put together’ Hoseok groans when Jimin nips at the sensitive area between his collarbones.

’Did you fantasize about me a lot?’ Jimin kisses his way up Hoseok’s throat, pretending to be unaffected by the older’s confessions slipping from between his heart-shaped lips in raspy satoori.

’An awful lot’ Hoseok admits, sneaking his fingers under Jimin’s white shirt to drag them up the younger’s ribs then back down until they ghost over the zipper in his jeans. The question hangs in the air, making Jimin curl the toes in his boots so he comes to Hoseok’s face and looks straight into his eyes (his gaze dropping to the older’s lips every two milliseconds but that’s okay). He gently nudges Hoseok’s nose with his own, lets himself drown in the older’s dark, lustful eyes before he more like soundlessly demands than whispers right against the warm pair of lips.

’Fuck me’

Maybe they’re right about context playing the huge role in the way you perceive the world around you.

Jimin was in this room enough times to say he practically lives in here and was laying on this particular bed with Hoseok on top of him more than once. But he never laid here, sprawled all over the sheets with Hoseok’s hard on pressing against him with every roll of his hips, hot lips kissing neck and impatient hands pulling at his shirt. He combs his fingers through the older’s hair, wondering if there’ll ever be the moment he wants to stop doing this.

’Off’ Jimin tugs at Hoseok’s shirt as well, watching with hooded eyes as the other sits on his stomach to slip out of the garment. He takes a moment to appreciate all the smooth edges and the faint abs showing through the older’s skin and he doesn’t fight the urge to touch him, pressing both his palms to the hot body in front of him.

’Okay?’ Hoseok raises an eyebrow, smirking down at Jimin. The younger only nods because, once again, the context. He’s has seen Hoseok’s body so many times before (each time leaving him more craving but that’s another story), but he never truly paid mind to how nicely built Hoseok is under all these loose clothes he chooses to wear. Suddenly, the thought of other people seeing Hoseok like this (because yes, he was meeting people), makes Jimin scrunch up his nose in burning jealousy.

’You’re gonna tickle my liver if you keep doing this’ Hoseok cracks a smile, motioning to Jimin’s fingers tightening around his waist quite painfully.

’I just thought about something and it wasn’t nice’ Jimin looses the grip only to have his wrists pinned to the pillow underneath his head.

’Yeah?’ Hoseok kisses him softly, placing himself in between Jimin’s thighs, smiling when he wraps his legs around him. He reaches blindly to take the younger’s shoes off, throwing them somewhere next to the bed.

’About you looking like this with someone else before’

’What about this’ Hoseok chuckles against Jimin’s cheek.

’I don’t like it’ Jimin shrugs his shoulders, eyes turning into crescents and lips curling into a smile.

’Guess I don’t wanna know how your ’I don’t like it’ looks like’ He mimics the younger raising both eyebrows.

’You don’t’


’Fuck’ Jimin closes his eyes when a hand finds its way to the front of his pants, palming the growing heat with smooth, confident movements.

’I’ve never known you were this sensitive’ Hoseok sits up again to watch Jimin’s face while he’s still teasing him through his jeans. ’I mean I know you are sensitive but seriously’ He cups Jimin, feeling the throbbing through the thick fabric. ’This is really amazing’. Jimin tilts his head to the side, eyes locked with the older’s, playing with hem of his own shirt as he bucks up into the palm

’There are still things you don’t know about me’ He smiles dreamily, a small moan leaving his lips when Hoseok unbuttons his jeans and pulls the zipper making his erection less painful.

’Will you show me then? Busan boy?’ Hoseok helps Jimin out of his shirt letting him reverse their position.


Usually, he’s pretty confident with his body, proudly showing off his tan skin and muscles he has worked so hard for. Yet right now, Jimin’s skin is burning in places where Hoseok’s gaze lingers a bit too long, goosebumps rising where the fingertips meet the hot flesh. His ego should have been fed up by now from the amount of admiration Hoseok’s showering him with but somehow, Jimin thinks he can handle a little bit more of the said admiration as long as Hoseok is looking at him like there’s no one else in the entire universe.

It boosts his self-esteem very much.

He could spend a whole night just letting the older watch him, but Hoseok has other plans for him, reaching to the waistband of ’the jeans’ to pull them down Jimin’s ass. From this moment everything speeds up. Jimin blames it on these three years when he all but tears the pants off himself when Hoseok quickly gets rid of his own shoes, when Jimin slides down the length of Hoseok’s body to fumble with his zipper. The back of his head crashes against the pillow and Hoseok’s lips swallow down the moan threatening to slip out when he rocks against him, underwear long forgotten, probably somewhere on the floor. It’s only the beginning but the feeling of Hoseok’s cock sliding against his has him already melting into a puddle.

Jimin’s eyes shot open when feels Hoseok pull away but he relaxes when a bottle of lube and a condom land next to them on the bed. He’s never been more grateful for talking with Hoseok about their preferences because that way they can avoid the whole awkward ’who’s gonna take it up the ass’ situation.

For once in his life, Hoseok doesn’t feel like teasing Jimin. He kisses him deeply, sensually even until Jimin purrs into his mouth, spreading his thighs wider. The older slides down his neck, his chest, kissing both nipples before moving further south, grazing his teeth against the navel, nipping at the hipbones and stopping at the pubic bone while his hands are always moving, touching every area they can reach. He settles on his stomach between Jimin’s legs and the younger almost tells him to do something but he keeps his mouth shut, watching Hoseok lean closer, tongue swiping at the head of his cock with such delicacy it makes Jimin whine quietly. He doesn’t even flinch when one, lubed finger circles his entrance, just makes himself more comfortable, shifting to give Hoseok better access. His thighs jump when the finger brushes his prostate softly, the older’s hot mouth engulfing him whole. This just adds to the long list of ’Things Jung Hoseok’s perfect at’ Jimin decides the moment Hoseok starts bobbing his head up and down while still calmly stretching him. A few seconds later his hands are full of Hoseok’s grapefruit hair because the older started sucking on the inside of his thigh as one finger became two and it honestly overwhelms Jimin but in the best way possible. He curses in satoori when Hoseok appears at the level of his face, swallowing his moans when three thoroughly lubed fingers press deeply into him at the steady rhythm carefully avoiding his prostate.

Through the fog clouding his mind, Jimin realizes Hoseok’s awfully good at reading a person’s body, finding points that are the weakest, maneuvering between fast tempo and slow well-thought movements. They would probably kiss all night if Jimin didn’t pull Hoseok’s hand away and grabbed the abandoned condom.

’Put it on me?’ Hoseok smiles widely when Jimin pushes him onto his back and gasps when the younger’s fingers wrap around him in a tight grip.

’I was gonna’ Jimin sits down on his heels, moving his wrist quickly making Hoseok jerk with every upstroke. It seemed funny before but now Jimin appreciates all the conversations about sex they had, now knowing that Hoseok likes it a bit rough, without lube dripping from his dick when someone’s giving him a handjob which is quite reasonable considering his skin feels so right under Jimin’s touch.

’You’re gettin’ me close’ Thick, strained jeolla. Jimin’s hand is off of him faster than light, tearing the foil package with practiced ease and pulling the rubber out of it instead. Hoseok watches him with fond eyes as he rolls it down his length, laughing when Jimin sticks his tongue out covering it with lube.

’Where are you goin’ jeolla boy’ Jimin keeps Hoseok down when the older moves to sit up. He straddles him with a smirk, enjoying the sight of curiosity and lust written all over his face. He leans forward to press his lips to Hoseok’s ear, one hand reaching between their sweaty bodies to grab the older’s cock, bringing it to his hole. He teases himself with the tip, feeling the adrenaline rushing through his veins when Hoseok bucks up, just slightly, the tip barely slipping inside him but still making Jimin gasp straight into the older’s ear.

’You’re so beautiful’ Hoseok whispers and before Jimin can scoff, he sits up swiftly pushing inside of him, effectively cutting him mid sentence but still carefully watching him as he closes his eyes tight at the feeling. When Jimin finally finds in himself to breathe again, it’s like fire burning his lungs. He wants to say nothing hurts but honestly, it does hurt a little or rather stings slightly because who he’s trying to fool. He hasn’t had sex in a year and playing with your fingers once in a while isn’t enough to prepare you for this. And let’s say it loud. Hoseok doesn’t belong to the average cock size group. Certainly not.

’Sorry. ’Been a while’ He looks at Hoseok apologetically, causing the older to thread his fingers through his hair and kiss the side of his neck.

’No one’s rushing you. It’s about you, not me’

’Fuck you and your golden character’ Jimin presses his forehead against Hoseok’s temple, breathing deeply through his nose before he starts moving.

’Warn a man, Jimin’ Hoseok gasps when the tight heat moves around him, his fingers automatically digging into Jimin’s thighs at the overwhelming feeling of the velvety walls. But Jimin’s mind is already somewhere else, lingering between two worlds of slight pain and pleasure. It’s melting into one feeling and he throws his head to the back when Hoseok helps him move his hips, guiding him down and forward, up and to the back. It might be the first time someone knows so well how to make him crave for more.

’God’ He gasps and Hoseok’s right there, analyzing his every expression, looking for any sign of pain or anything that could make him feel uncomfortable. They sway together for a few minutes, Hoseok cracking a joke every two seconds making Jimin laugh uncontrollably at every one of them until he realizes he unconsciously started to speed up, the pain gone leaving pure pleasure behind.

’You okay?’ Hoseok asks sensing the change in his movements but is shoved onto his back right after. Jimin’s laughs shortly at the older’s shocked expression before he ducks for a kiss, his hips moving fast and hard pinning Hoseok to the bed. ’Guess you are’ He pants out, gripping Jimin’s ass cheeks tightly as the younger sits upright, riding him like there’s no tomorrow.

’Oh, shit’ Jimin cries out when Hoseok starts thrusting into him, meeting his ass somewhere in the middle until he’s being laid on his back again with his thighs pressing into the older’s ribs. He’s still impressed by Hoseok’s experience, hitting his prostate with every thrust, making sure his hands are always touching Jimin, that his lips are kissing the skin, that he looks straight into Jimin’s eyes whenever he leans down to kiss him. Anger blinds him for a second when he again thinks about girls Hoseok brought here, about the fact he surely treated them all the same way he’s treating Jimin. He thinks of all the guys being able to find out what the real dancer in bed means because seriously, he’s rolling hips as gracefully as he does while performing on stage, making Jimin choke on his saliva.

He feels lips pressing against his forehead and realizes he’s been furrowing his eyebrows pretty hard.

’You’re thinking so loud’ Hoseok laughs and kisses him stupid and Jimin just pulls him so close, too close until he’s practically suffocating from the heat, from the feeling of cock filling him up to the brim, from the breathtaking kisses and generally from Hoseok.

’I thought about something’

The tingling in his lower abdomen gets more and more intense, he wants to laugh and cry and moan at the same time because it’s been so long he felt this good with anyone.

’I bet it wasn’t nice’ Hoseok laughs breathlessly moving even faster, sitting upright to hold Jimin by the waist, dragging him against every thrust.

When Jimin cums untouched, it’s hot and violent with Hoseok still moving inside of him increasing the pleasure and helping his orgasm last longer. When Jimin cums, his eyes are closed tight and his fingers are almost breaking through Hoseok’s skin. When Jimin cums he doesn’t get to see Hoseok’s face but he hears every single word groaned into his ear. When Jimin cums his whole world falls apart and everything is blurry.

When Hoseok cums, Jimin’s eyes are open, shamelessly watching the older’s face. When Hoseok cums, his body goes rigid but Jimin moves his hips to make the other’s pleasure last longer. When Hoseok cums, he almost falls on top of Jimin but manages to keep himself up on his elbows even if Jimin’s fingers are digging into his skin. When Hoseok cums, his breath is uneven, he’s sweaty but Jimin’s world is going back to its original state and his vision is sharp and bright.

For the first time in three years, Hoseok leaves him completely speechless and it turns out Jimin can’t handle this fact without tearing up. He laughs when Hoseok starts panicking, pushing his hands away from his face when he tries to wipe the tears falling from his eyes. He cups Hoseok’s face to kiss him long and sweet, almost like a gratitude even though they’re both still quite breathless but he doesn’t pull away until he’s sure he told everything he wanted through this kiss.

’It wasn’t nice’

’I’m sure it wasn’t. Why are you even crying idiot!’ Hoseok pecks his cheek repeatedly, wrapping his arms around Jimin and spinning them around so he’s again on his back with the younger on top of him. He gently pulls out of him, trying to ignore the soft moan breaking the silence. ’Wait’ Jimin slips onto the sheets while Hoseok ties the condom and throws it into the bin under the desk.

’Come here Gwangju boy. It’s cold’ Jimin mumbles tiredly, stretching his hands to pull Hoseok down to him.

’We should shower first’

’You know I’ll fall asleep right after and I wanna talk’

’Park Jimin wants to talk? Amazing’ Hoseok snuggles closer to Jimin, bringing his hand up to touch one of the pink cheeks. The younger doesn’t even roll his eyes this time.

’Just wanna make sure what it means to you’

’You mean, what you mean to me?’

’Whatever’ Jimin shrugs his shoulders.

’You mean the world to me. You can tell the rest’ Hoseok smiles at him, like when he’s proud of Jimin and it’s so familiar it makes Jimin think that there couldn’t be any other answer that that.

’So I’ll tell you that you’re not going to bring here anyone anymore, except for me’ Jimin sticks a finger into Hoseok’s bare chest, smirking smugly at his friend, lover, whatever.

’I’ve never brought here anyone before, to begin with’ Hoseok’s eyes become gentle and he looks at Jimin with adoration, like he seriously is the best things that happened to him ever.

’Oh’ Jimin is taken aback and he just stares at Hoseok with wide, questioning eyes. ’Why?’

’I’ve never wanted to bring here someone I wasn’t serious about’

’Oh,’ Jimin nods his head slowly. ’So…’

’Yeah’ Hoseok smiles happily.

’Oh. Oh’ The older just snorts, bringing Jimin close before he’s kissing him again, all lazy touches and playful biting. Jimin chest swells in a strange way, maybe in fear or maybe excitement. He hasn’t thought about a relationship in a while but…

As Hoseok pulls away to swipe a hand over his forehead, pulling the strands away and looking at him with the same passion as when he dances, Jimin might be only a little bit in love already.

’Now shower’



’Come on jeolla boy. Show me how they do it in Gwangju’

‘Fuck Hoseok, like this’

Perfect For Each Other

A/N: An anon request for a Spencer x Reader where Spencer and Derek both have feelings for the reader, but Derek can see that Spencer’s feelings are deeper, so he backs off. @coveofmemories


Over the years, you had become very close with all of the members of the BAU, especially Derek and Spencer. You would be lying if you said you hadn’t imagined dating both of them at one point or another, but you sensed they both had feelings for you - which could be problematic.

Derek was outwardly the protector, his gestures trying to keep you safe and cherished at all times. He never failed to make you feel special. He was also exceedingly kind, always a gentleman and was built like a greek god.

Spencer was in many ways very different and in other ways exactly the same as Derek. He was also always trying to protect you and keep you out of harms way, despite the nature of yours jobs being dangerous. He was also gorgeous, not built like Derek, but beautiful just the same. Unlike Derek, he was a complete geek, which was great for you because you finally had someone to geek out with over anything and everything from Marvel and DC to Star Wars and Star Trek to Dr. Who. Spencer also made you feel special; you’d go so far as to say he made you feel like you were home.

Especially towards the beginning of your time with the BAU, you had crushed on both of them very hard, but after many years of not having either one of them act on their own feelings, you assumed that both of them knew about the other’s feelings for you and had agreed not to act on them, lest you get in between them. That was the last thing you wanted to do.


It had been just over two years since Y/N had started at the BAU, Derek remembered, watching her walk off of the elevator, her hair flowing effortlessly behind her. He had a crush - definitely. She was sweet, kind, funny, intelligent - everything a man could want, but he never acted on it because he knew Spencer had a crush on her too.

However, for the past few months, Derek was realizing that Spencer’s feelings for Y/N were much deeper than his own. His looks lingered longer, he talked about her more often, they had more in common. Pretty much all around, the two were perfect for each other, but he’d never acted on his feelings either - presumably because he also knew about Derek’s feelings for her. 

One day, after watching Spencer linger on Y/N even longer than usual, he decided to bring it up. They’d never actually discussed the other’s feelings for her; they were profilers, they just knew.

“Hey, kid,” he said, causing Spencer to snap his head in his direction. “Why don’t you ever go for her?” he asked, cocking his thumb back at Y/N, who had walked toward the coffee machine.

“I don’t know,” he said, shuffling his feet under his desk. Derek had known him long enough to know that he shuffled his feet when he was lying. “I don’t think she’d be interested in me.” 

Derek could sense some truthfulness in that statement. His friend had always had little faith or confidence in himself. “I think she’d definitely be interested in you; you two are perfect for each other. You both have three Ph.D.’s, you’re both super geeks, you’re so alike. If you actually told her how you feel about her, I bet she’d go out with you.”

“You really think I should give it a try?” he asked, wondering if he’d misunderstood Derek’s feelings for Y/N, or if he was giving Spencer the silent okay to go ahead and ask her out.

He shook his head. He didn’t want to compete with the kid. Derek made connections much more easily than he did, and frankly, when it came between him and Spencer in Y/N’s eyes, he thought Spencer would edge him out. They were more alike than she and he were. “I really do, pretty boy. You need to have more confidence in yourself. You have more to offer her than you think you do.”

A small smile crept onto Spencer’s face and he looked at his friend, silently asking on more time if he was truly okay with this.

“Go for it, kid,” he said as Spencer got up from his desk.

Spencer stood up, brushed himself off and began to walk towards the coffee machine before stopping right by Derek’s desk. “Hey Morgan?” he said. Derek raised his eyebrow. “Thanks.”

“No problem, kid,” he smiled to himself, as his friend walked toward the girl of his dreams.


“Hey Y/N,” Spencer said nervously as he walked toward the coffee machine, where you were fixing your third cup of coffee.

God he was beautiful and he was so adorably nervous around you. If he only knew how you felt about him. “Hey, Spence. What’s up?”

“I actually have something to say, and ask,” he said quickly, stuffing his hands in his pockets. “Ever since you started at the BAU, I’ve had feelings for you. I haven’t acted on them until now for reasons, but I don’t want to avoid how I feel anymore. I have no idea whether or not you feel the same way at all, but I just need you to know how I feel about you. You’re beautiful, intelligent, nerdy, sweet, generous - you’re everything I could ever want.”

With a stunned look in your eyes, you looked between him and Derek, who was still sitting at his desk. Did Derek know Spencer had planned to confess his feelings? “Does…?” you asked, looking toward Derek.

Spencer looked back at Morgan, who was steadily typing at his computer. “He was actually the one that said I should go for it.”

“Really?” you asked surprised. Had you underestimated how Derek had felt about you?

Spencer seemed to know exactly what you were thinking. “From what I can gather, Derek liked you too at one point, but he said I should go for it. He said we’re perfect for each other.”

That’s what you’d always thought about you and Spencer. You could’ve seen yourself dating Derek, but you felt you were a better match with Spencer. “I think so too,” you said shyly, swirling the spoon around in you coffee. “Do you wanna go out this weekend?”

“Yes,” he sighed. “I’ve wanted that for two years.”

You laughed, pulling out your phone and bringing up Derek’s phone number.


About five minutes after Spencer had gotten up from his desk, Derek felt a buzz in his pocket.

You know I love you, Derek. Thank you.

He looked down at his phone and smiled. He knew she liked him too, but he knew she and Spencer were a better match, plus Spencer rarely made the female connections that Derek did. It was harder for him, and they were so compatible.

No problem, Y/N. I love you too. You two really are perfect for each other.

Not Prepared

Characters: Spencer x Reader, the rest of the team
Words: 1131
Requested by @salt-and-burn-your-problems (it says there’s no user…I don’t know):   yo yo can i get a oneshot with where you’re in the BAU and you get kidnapped and tortured, and Reid and the rest of the team come and save you? fluff and angst? Thanksss

Originally posted by fly-on-my-sweet-angel

         You listened attentively as Hotch and Garcia went through the ins and outs of the latest case. You had been a member of the team for a few years now, so you were comfortable with everyone. And you all had your strengths that you added to the team. You were a family and it was really nice to have that.

           “We leave in thirty,” Hotch said, sending everyone out of the room to get your go bags and get ready to board the jet.

           You saw JJ on the phone, talking to her husband and son. You saw Hotch on the phone, talking to his son. You didn’t have anyone to call. Everyone in your “family” was right there with you and getting on the plane; except for Garcia.

           “You okay?” Garcia asked when she saw you just waiting with your go bag near the door.

           You nodded, “Just ready to get going.”

           “I know. I hate waiting. And I hate it when I’m waiting for you guys to tell me how things went and for you to get home,” she said.

           “I’ll keep you updated as much as I can so you don’t worry too much,” you promised, “Will that help?”

           “It might,” she smiled.

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