ARMY in Therapy Like
- Therapist: So tell me, what seems to be the problem?
- ARMY: It all begin when I was introduced to BTS.
- Therapist: Yes, yes, go on, continue. *writing on clipboard*
- ARMY: They've maliciously attacked us over and over again. I can't sleep because I might miss something important.Big Hit's releasing videos unexpectedly. Everyone's coming up with theories but we're just confused as hell. BTS have their comeback in September which means new hairstyles, new looks, new dance moves, new music videos, new songs, new everything. Hixtape is coming! Wigs are gonna be snatched. Edges pulled. Health and life insurance rates are going to increase. Fans are gonna be crying, screaming, fainting. It's just too much at one time!!
- Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
- ARMY: It makes us feel....it makes us feel....*starts ugly crying*
- Therapist: It's okay, take your time.We have all day.