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How long will they last? - forever. Duh.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took a very long time, because Nico was new to this. He had no idea how love felt or what it meant to love and be loved. And they took things very slowly. So yeah, “I love you” didn’t come until almost 2 years down the line if not a little more.
How was their first kiss? - It was awkward. It was Nico’s first, and he wasn’t sure what to do, and after a little giggling and nervous chuckles, the kiss became comfortable and wonderful and Nico was happy to know it didn’t scare him anymore. Will was happy to know it was okay to kiss him. To know he’d be able to do it again. And there was just something about kissing someone who meant so much.
Who proposed? - Definitely Will.
Who is the best man/men? - Frank was Nico’s. Austin was Will’s
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Hazel, Piper, Annabeth, and Reyna for Nico. Kayla, Lou Ellen, and Clarisse for Will.
Who did the most planning? - Low Key, Nico. He didn’t even realize it, but everyone else did.
Who stressed the most? - Definitely Will.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (It was a cute little outside wedding at sunset with Dionysus marrying them.)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - CUPID. Percy lost his but Annabeth took care of him.
Who is on top? - But seriously, I like to think that they’re vers.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Will, but because Nico is ace, and they have to work around that. Nico doesn’t mind having sex, but he doesn’t crave it like others would, and Will respects that, so they have like signals to kind of show that Will wants to have sex and signals for Nico to tell him if he’s up for it or not.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - no, Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A few hours.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Uh, yeah? lol
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - 1
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - ahahah Nico. Will’s lucky he’s a doctor
Who is the stricter parent? - Will for sure. Nico is a sucker for his kid.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both of them lmfao
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nico
Who is the more loved parent? - Nah, their kid can’t choose. They’re both wonderful
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both of them tbh
Who cried the most at graduation? - Will lmfao
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - After a day of letting them suffer, it’d be Nico though hella dissappointed.
Who does the most cooking? - Will
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Nico
Who does the grocery shopping? - Nico because he’s picky
How often do they bake desserts? - Every weekend
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They both love just food, and have like a week of healthy foods to make up for it.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Nico
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Will
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Their kid tbh.
Who cleans the room? - Will
Who is really against chores? - Nico
Who cleans up after the pets? - Nico
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Nico
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Will
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Will
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Nico
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Nico
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Will loves to do it. Nico just likes watching him get exited and run around the house.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Never go to bed angry with each other
Pearl going through violets instagram pictures bc she misses her
Thank you darling! Send me sentence prompts and drag race pairings and I’ll write you a little drabble!
It was 3am and Matt was lying in bed, slightly drunk and slightly high. But mostly miserable. He’d lost count of how long it had been since he’d last seen Jason and he felt as though he was slowly coming unravelled because of it. It was stupid really, they were just friends, but over the years Matt had found himself wanting more. They were too different though, Jason was confident and outgoing; always the life and soul of the party. But for a drag queen, Matt was particularly introverted. Of course when he put on the Pearl mask his confidence shone through but when he was just Matt that confidence dwindled. Jason was always on, whether he was in drag or not. But that just wasn’t Matt. Matt didn’t like partying all that much, he would be much happier with a few beers and a joint and a night in. He and Jason would never work, but it didn’t stop him wishing they could. He missed the younger boy, for the most part he tried to forget about it. It was usually times like this, in the middle of the night when he couldn’t sleep that it crept up on him.
He found himself on Instagram and it was no surprise that he ended up on Violet’s page. He watched the Instagram story over and over, Jason was out in New York with Bradley and some other friends, no surprise there. He watched it several times before he couldn’t watch it anymore but he stayed on the page. He started scrolling through the photos, it was the only way he could feel close to Jason right now. There was a lot of posters for shows, photo shoots Violet had done and only the odd few of Jason out of drag. Whether he was Violet or Jason, Matt thought the creature looked beautiful in every single one. He ended up scrolling and scrolling back through photos that went back years. There were some of the two of them together right after drag race that he spent longer looking at than he cared to admit. There were photos of them with captions like ‘with bae at the white patty last night @pearliaison #parlimenthouse #vearl’ and one of them with Matt’s mom by a pool that was captioned ‘with mother of @pearliaison #everything #vearl’. Before he knew what he was doing he liked a photograph of Jason from 2013, a selfie in which his hair was up and curled at the front and Matt thought he looked so incredibly beautiful. Not long after that his eyes fluttered closed and he fell into a deep sleep. He dreamt of Jason.
When he woke up the following morning he was surprised to have a message from Jason on his phone. His heart skipped a beat as he opened the message, reading it with blurry eyes.
Bitch why are you insta stalking me?
As if. Self centred much?
Matt frowned as his replied. Jason couldn’t possibly know could he? He didn’t have to wait long for a reply.
Then why did I get a notification at almost 4 in the morning telling me you’d like one of my photos from 2013? Creep ;)
Matt groaned as he read the reply. He’d been half asleep and completely forgotten he’d liked that damn photo. He felt like such an idiot. How the hell could he talk his way out of this one?
My account must have been hacked or something. I wasn’t creeping on your insta pics, I have a life.
He hit send, knowing full well Jason wasn’t going to believe that. He could imagine Jason reading the message and laughing. He held his phone tight, waiting for a reply. He half expected Jason might not even bother. But then he felt it vibrate in his hand and he practically jumped out of his skin to read the message
Whatever bitch. You free soon? I miss your mug.
Matt’s heart skipped a beat and a small smile played on his lips. Jason wanted to see him. Jason missed him. And all it had taken was Matt accidentally liking an old photo. His smile grew as he typed out a response. He’d thought that maybe being high and social media hasn’t been a good combination. But maybe he’d been wrong. If his accidental faux pas had led to him seeing Jason, maybe he’d have to make a point of doing that more often. For the first time in months, Matt didn’t feel miserable. He didn’t feel lonely and he didn’t feel like he was slowly spiralling into a black hole. And he knew this time when he saw Jason he was finally going to do something about the way he felt about the younger boy. He couldn’t go on like this anymore. They might be different and maybe they would be a huge mistake. But Jason was a mistake that Matt was willing to make.
ooh then it probably had to do with the link... if you google "tumblr ultimate shipping meme" you get a few links (all are the same post i think) with lot of questions about your otp so i was wondering what your headcanons would be for kakagai *-*
oh ok got it! ok im on break so
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs |
How long will they last? - forever fight me
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - love me that slow burn r.i.p.
How was their first kiss? - awesome followed by panic but its good now
Who proposed? - Gai during rock paper scissors
Who is the best man/men? - Lee, Yamato, Naruto
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sakura, Tenten, Kurenai
Who did the most planning? - it was a team effort bc Gai had 100000 ideas and Kakashi had to pick which seemed physically possible
Who stressed the most? - Gai loudly stressed the most but Kakashi had about 10 internal meltdowns a day but it was worth it
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 bc kakashi’s a private dude. it was small but very sweet | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Orochimaru
not doing this section this blog is too sfw lmao
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - Lee is already Gai’s son and Kakashis 10 dogs are his children
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lee sure is 16 years old but it prob wouldve been Gai
Who is the stricter parent? - Gai in. a way
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kakashi
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Gai
Who is the more loved parent? - No
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Gai
Who cried the most at graduation? - GAI
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Kakashi
Who does the most cooking? - Gai but Kakashi helps out
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kakashi
Who does the grocery shopping? - Kakashi
How often do they bake desserts? - neither of them really like sweets?
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Gai’s diet is very balanced, Kakashi could.. use more protein lmao
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Gai
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Kakashi
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - KAKASHI
Who cleans the room? - Gai’s a mean green cleaning machine and manages to make it an exciting challenge
Who is really against chores? - Kakashi is lazy and gross
Who cleans up after the pets? - Kakashi… tries
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Kakashi
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kakashi but for weird reasons
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Gai.. HE WON..
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kakashi
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Kakashi
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Gai likes going all out but then the decorations get left up like months after the holiday’s over
What are their goals for the relationship? - Kakashi still can’t believe they’re together but Gai’s 100% ready to become the World’s Greatest Couple…. whatever that means… tbh they really just wanna relax in peacetime, which they did, so they won
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Kakashi
Who plays the most pranks? - Kakashi
sorry for not giving longer answers!!! i hope thats ok…