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How to Successfully Adopt a Lifestyle Change

Not a diet. The word “diet” implies temporary, and what we need to do is form a set of new, sustainable habits for the rest of our life.

A lot of you probably have a daydream where you take a black, billowing trash bag and conduct a SWAT-style assault on your fridge and cupboards. Next, you’ll set fire to the dumpster you hurl it into. Then, you’ll dash over to the grocery store and purchase a ton of strange fresh foods for a heap of new recipes you’ve never tried before. Last, you’ll slap on a pair of shiny new shoes and go run a 5K. This works for…almost no one. The vegetables rot over the next few days, the shoes get dusty, and your old lot of food appears in the cupboard next shopping trip. What happened?

The reality for many people is they get off their foray after a few weeks. 

Why is that?

Think about it. How long did it take you to really get into the groove of your current habits? Months? Years? If you’re trying to simultaneously kiss soda’s and chip’s ass goodbye, change every bite of food you eat, and start a fitness routine. Guess what? Stress, stress, stress! WTF? EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT! Your stomach was used to those portion sizes; whether too large or too small, and some of your favorite snacks your brain is literally addicted to. A lot of people will reach nuclear meltdown levels trying to transition to a healthy lifestyle this way.

Just like it took you time to form your current habits, it’s going to take some time to form your new habits. I truly do empathize with the feelings of wanting everything to be different right now but realistically we can only handle a certain amount of stressors and change at one time.

Start With Nutrition Habits– While I really would recommend finding a few cheeky ways to get more active, you’ve probably heard some variant of “can’t outrun your fork,” or “it’s 80% nutrition.” Well, it really is true. Being more active is absolutely crucial to improving overall health in the “endgame,”  but we’re still playing the “tutorial” and the dietary aspects of our lifestyle change are the bulk of the impact. It goes beyond that, though. I’ve written more about it here, but being a beginner can be genuinely hard at times!  It takes a lot of time and effort to get oneself to a point where they can physically and mentally handle what entails “regular, moderate exercise.” One part of making that transition easier will be better nutrition and hydration.

Start With an Easy Target– I always tell people if they drink a lot of soda, juice, or sweetened tea/coffee to start here. Sugar provides us pretty much no nutrition and removing the pulp from fruit makes juice not that great for us, either. Drinking more water is not negotiable and replacing these beverages with water will do a surprising amount of good for how you feel–all by itself. I recognize how hard this one can be to kick, but sweetened beverages really do load many people’s lifestyles with a lot of bad juju.

If you don’t have a beverage problem, maybe you do have a condiment/dressing problem and can reduce the quantities and find alternatives. Maybe you party-hardy a little too much and need to cut down on alcohol. While I said “easy target,” no one said it would be that easy, but you probably have an idea where most of these so-called “empty” nutrients are coming from.

Transition Bad Habits a Few at a Time– The opening of this probably already made it clear, but Rome wasn’t built in a day. You probably have an idea of what some of your most problematic habits are, so choose one or maybe two, and see how you adjust over a week or two before considering the next step.

Small Swaps– Start switching out various items in your pantries, fridges, and lunchboxes with simple alternatives. Change white bread, white rice, and white pasta to brown. Take the bag of chips from your lunch and turn it into a few servings of seasonal fruit and vegetables. Pick out a leaner cut of meat and use a little less cheese on that casserole. Little changes can have massive results!

Learn Moderation– Remember that whole sustainable part at the very beginning? Our lifestyles do need to reflect our real lives. Well. My real life has a love of chocolates, pastries, and candies. So, it’s not realistic for me to say “no chocolate, pastries, or candies.” Food molarity can be a pretty toxic outlook on eating and life in general. Instead of labeling foods as “bad,” just learn and respect the limits. There are times where you have to say, “enough, is enough,” but living in a constant state of “no” is not realistic or mentally healthy for most people. It’s OK to love indulgent food. Think about how long your life is going to be. So, realize how dinky an occasional treat will be in retrospect.

Depending on Your Struggles, Consider Therapy– As we know, many aspects of unhealthy eating habits are actually unhealthy mental habits. Depending on the severity and exact nature of those problems, never be embarrassed to seek professional help. I struggled with stress eating and even binge eating for most of my adolescence, and finally getting help for my anxiety disorder played a pretty crucial role in improving both my physical and mental health. If it’s not a possibility at this time, consider journaling.

Walk Before Your Run– Literally and figuratively. I’m going to recommend this previous post I recently wrote again but when you’ve gotten a few habits cracked and feel like you’re ready to start ramping up your activity, start with low impact and low equipment exercises. If it has been years or if you’ve never exercised, it takes some easing into it. I recommend walking to all beginners because we already know how to do it, have what we need to do it, and probably won’t hurt ourselves.

So. There you have it. Tackle small challenges and get your body acclimated to them before you consider some of the overarching and holistic goals you have for your lifestyle. That said, we’re all different. If you still want to try and do that 180-flip, I can’t stop you and some people are successful that way. No two people or personality types have the exact same problems or strategies for overcoming them. However, if you’ve gotten frustrated and thrown in the towel a time or two, consider the scope of change and how to realistically implement it over a period of time.  We didn’t form our old habits overnight.

anonymous asked:

Wow I used to ship style but I have been straying away but I saw your art and wow my old otp is coming back to life, any Style headcanons?

WELCOME BACK! *flails arms* I have quite a bit! I was going to post them eventually but since you asked:

  • Kyle carries an extra inhaler in case Stan gets an asthma attack. 
  • They take turns choosing songs from Stan’s iPod on commute. Kyle still teases him for selling them out all over an iPod. Stan does use his phone more often for other music but the iPod has a lot of old songs he can’t bear to delete which they both used to like.
  • Kyle writes and doodles silly things on paper napkins at diners for Stan just to annoy him but Stan keeps them. He has about 5 now and 1 with coffee stains.
  • They are the kids who share a pad of writing paper folding shuriken stars.
  • Stan is the one that comes to class with ONE pen and it doesn’t even work so Kyle always lends him his. There’s at least 6 of Kyle’s pens scattered in different areas of Stan’s bag. Sometimes Stan will be fidgeting his hands in his pockets and finds another one. Kyle is of course annoyed and starts clearing and packing Stan’s bag. WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE CANDY WRAPPERS??? Are you going to eat them, Stan?!?! (He still struggles with hoarding problems..)
  • It upsets Kyle whenever he gets a whiff of Stan’s clothes and they mildly smell of alcohol. He starts getting Stan new shirts from his favourite bands or the Broncos whenever he can as a way of trying to fix things without realising he’s doing it. Stan does feel better slightly and almost never drinks when he wears the shirts Kyle picked out. 
  • Stan is the first to realise his feelings for Kyle. Kyle on the other hand just best friend zones Stan so it takes them forever to actually get together. Everyone else around them gave up a long time ago over how oblivious they are.
  • They get angry/jealous after helping the other get ready for a date. They think they’re just selfish and should be happy for their best friend instead of being upset for being left out on a friday night. Boy..did they misunderstand. 
  • Goes prom shopping together and when the other steps out of the changing room they blush REALLY hard and wonder wtf is wrong with them.
  • Asks each other “Who would you rather kiss in our class?” type of questions which leads to “You ever thought of kissing another guy?” and ultimately becomes “Yeah. We could try it. Just between the two of us, nobody needs to know. It’s just an experiment.” Then they kiss and realise they like it more than they’re supposed to.
  • They sleep next to each other but no hugging or anything during a sleepover. By the time they’re awake, they’re usually snuggled up and cuddling. It’s too cozy to move so they pretend they’re still asleep until one of their parents knock on the door to tell them breakfast is ready. 
  • Shelly and Ike roll their eyes too often to be healthy at how Stan and Kyle’s relationship is purely platonic.
  • Sometimes Skype/Discord/Facetime each other but doesn’t speak. They just leave it in the background to feel each other’s presence while doing their own things. Also applies when they are hanging out where they will have together alone time. 
  • Calls each other ‘best friend’ ironically as a pet name while in a relationship. “So best friend, where do you wanna go for lunch?” ‘Dude’ is another one that sticks. 
  • They adopt so many dogs..SO MANY. Includes other animals but they refer to everything as a different type of puppy.
  • Sends each other memes and animal videos. Kyle takes a lot of pictures but Stan is the one with the printed versions.
  • They sneak into each other’s rooms (through the window) when they like.
  • Stan is usually the big spoon but they swap. Kyle gets upset the blanket gets hogged.
  • When Stan gets jealous, he is cold and mopes around while Kyle starts getting angry at why he’s acting like a child all of a sudden. Kyle eventually realises and apologizes and assures that everything is ok. When Kyle is jealous, he is incredibly passive aggressive and petty and will drop hints at why he’s being that way. Stan wouldn’t understand and Kyle would have to yell and explain. He’s usually ok after a hug and soft kisses on the forehead.
  • THEY SWAP IN BED OK..everyone keeps asking ;-; thirsty peeps
A Friend Of A Friend, These Strangers At The Party Never Paid

summary: “I left phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are” AU

words: 12.7k

warnings: smut, mentions of smoking, alcohol/being drunk, lack of imagination as far as fic titles are concerned

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Can you believe this was meant to be 3k?? I honeslty don’t know what happened there. all I know is that I have five exams in less than three weeks that I should be revising for and instead did this. yikes I hope this was worth it. (also pray4me that I don’t fail everything) x

Also on the topic of exams the actual reason I wrote this now was bc I’m kinda not gonna be writing for a while because of Lovely responsibilities and school stuff and revision so I’m gonna leave yall with this before I’m off Working and doing fun stuff that adults do.

I hope this is ok!!

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Dan’s halfway through skipping History when he does it.

He doesn’t know why he did it – he really doesn’t, he was just kind of bored one afternoon and happened to be carrying a Sharpie and hey, it’d just be a laugh, right? In a school like this, what’s the worst that could come out of leaving his phone number on a cubicle wall?

His pen squeaks across the pale blue paint, already tainted with curse words and penis drawings and tipp-ex and “Call _____ for a good time ;)”. He supposes the caretakers have given up with trying to cover up the graffiti – there are still thin layers of paint and chipped plaster coating every inch of the stall walls, at least showing attempted coverage, but people had just written over them, scribbles of song lyrics and “never got caught” tattooing every inch of the previously blank walls. No amount of assemblies or threats of “whoever did this-“, inserts picture of something someone had written about the Maths teacher on the hall projector, “is seriously going to pay” from the head teacher had ever stopped anyone, so, really, what does Dan have to lose? Sure, they could trace the phone number, but that doesn’t prove anything – he could just as easily throw on the ‘innocent’ act and say it was his friend.

07843983276, he writes. He doesn’t sign it off with any comment, nor kisses, not even a smiley face let alone a winking one. He just leaves it there, in a kind-of conspicuous place just above eye-level on the right hand side of the door, eleven digits amidst many others.

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That awkward moment when you draw something to celebrate 100+ followers, get impatient and decide to post it before you hit 100, then take so long to finish it you end up hitting 100 before you can post it anyway.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Whoops.

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anonymous asked:

RFA + Saeran and V reacting to a tsundere MC admitting that she loves them?

Hope you enjoy this! ^^

RFA + Saeran and V with a tsundere MC

Zen

  • At first, he thinks it’s kinda adorable you’re always so angry around him, he even thinks you’re playing hard to get and take it as a challenge
  • But then he notices you’re like this just to him, because you’re pretty nice to everyone else , including Jumin
  • Like… you’re reaaaaally nice to Jumin, while you’re always scolding Zen for taking too many selfies and thinking the world revolves around him
  • So he just… accepts that maybe you’re interested in Jumin… once again, trustfund kid has everything…
  • And when he sees the blurred picture Jumin posted in the chatroom, with you beside him having dinner…  well, he’s sad… and angry! This isn’t fair!
  • So he decides to work out to forget this, maybe he can send you a selfie later… oh yeah, forget it! You told him a million times “sweaty isn’t sexy, you fool!”
  • He’s working out hard, lifting more and more weight, and then he hears a snap!  He just feels his body feeling and the worst pain he ever felt on his lower back… shit!
  • Jumin took you to the hospital, you seemed… worried, he didn’t know what to do to calm you down…
  • Zen gets so embarrassed when he sees you and Jumin coming in to his room. Jumin looks stoic as usual, but you… look like you’re shooting lasers with your eyes!
  • “Again, Zen? For real? Haven’t you learn last time you can’t strain yourself like this? Oh my god… are you really that dumb? Or are you just relying on your monster healing whatever? Next time, break your neck and let’s see how long it takes for you to heal! Oh, you won’t happen, because you’ll be dead! You hear me? You’re gonna die if you keep being that dumb!” great, now you’re wishing his death too…
  • “MC, calm down…” Jumin says, you take a deep breath and look to him: “Jumin, can I talk to Zen alone? Please…?” oh, the pleading in your voice… Zen would do everything to hear you talk to him like that… “As you wish, MC…” and he leaves, smirking. WTF?
  • “What happened? Last time you did that, you were angry at Jumin! What did it get you so angry for you to hurt your fucking spine?” “I… I saw something I didn’t like…” “What? You finally noticed how big is your ego?”
  • “Stop being that mean to me! Jesus… why do you hate me so much? Oh, and by the way… if you hate me that much, what are you even doing here?” “I… I… don’t hate you… and I got worried, it was just that… Jumin and I got worried and came to see how you were doing… and I see now you keep being stubborn and dumb and…”
  • “Enough, MC! God… why are you like that to me? Not even Jumin talks to me like that!” “Well, of course he doesn’t! He doesn’t love you like I do, and…” you look at him, eyes widened and your mouth covered by your hands.
  • “What… what… did you say?” Zen is legitimately shocked, he holds back a grin. “I… I… you heard me.” You look away and blush, oh god… SO CUTTTTEEEE!
  • “I don’t like seeing you hurting yourself, please, don’t do that again, if you don’t think about your health, I do. “ “Okay, I won’t! If you are by my side taking care of me, I’ll be fine!” “I… I… guess…”  you timidly come close to him and give him an awkward hug. “MC… I… I’m still all sweaty.” “I can get used to it.”

Yoosung

  • POOR THING
  • Why are you doing this to him? He’s so sweet and nice and adorable… “And you’re gullible, naïve and need to grow up, Yoosung! You keep whining about nobody seeing you as a man, but you keep acting like a little boy!” AND YOU’RE A MONSTER!
  • You scolded him a million times now, you do it in the chat, you do it when he calls you, you do it whenever you see him in person…
  • And why would he still like to be around you after all? Well… he… likes it? Most people spare his feelings or just tease him, and not even Jaehee is so direct like you are. He likes you’re not afraid to be brutally honest to him. Also, he’s an M, so…
  • One night, he’s playing LOLOL and notices you’re playing too, sometimes you join forces, he never understands why you do this, you’re so unpredictable… yes, another thing he really likes about you.
  • “Hey, MC! Good to see you here!” “Oh, you’re already here? God, go get some help for your addiction, dude!” “I… will, I swear I will, MC…” you’re talking through headsets.
  • You two lose a round, and he’s ready to listen your lecture… “Shit! Good night, Yoosung!” “I… I’m sorry we lost, MC… I… I should go and get some study… “ “You’re gonna study now? It’s almost midnight!” “Well, yeah… I have this test tomorrow and…” “DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK! AND YOU’RE GOING TO STUDY JUST NOW? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
  • “I… I forgot, MC. And you showed up to play and…” “Oh, don’t blame me for your irresponsibility! It’s not my problem if you’re such a lazy bum!” oh, he’s fucking gone when you call him a lazy bum… “Yes, MC, yes…”
  • “Ugh… you’re such a weirdo, Yoosung! I… I’m coming to your place to help you study, ok?” “R-Right now? It’s pretty late, MC…” “Yeah, no shit! But if I don’t help, you’re screwed! I’ll be on my way soon, don’t sleep and open the door to me, you heard me?” “Y-Yes…”
  • He’s so nervous, you’ve been to his place before and nagged him for being so messy, so he picks all the clothes on the floor and shoves them into the closet, you’re not coming to his room, anyway… are you?
  • “Don’t get any wrong ideas, I’m here to help you study!” “Yes… yes, of course, MC!” “Why does your place smell so weird? Ugh…”
  • You two start studying, he’s shocked at himself for knowing so much about the subject. Yes… ever since you came along, he’s been able to focus more…
  • “Hey, focus! We’re not even half done! God, do you always space out like this? Pay attention!” “Yes, MC…” “And stop saying that! Why do you keep saying ‘yes, MC, yes’? I already told you nobody will see you as a man if you keep acting like a puppy, Yoosung!”
  • “I… I’m sorry, MC! I… am really sorry…” and you see the tears… OH SHIT! “Wait, are you crying? Don’t… don’t cry…” “Why? Because it’s not manly?” “No, because… I hate seeing you sad…” “You what now?”
  • You throw the books away from you and hug him, he’s so confused… “MC?” “Do you think I like treating you like that? I hate it! But I need you to bring your A game in everything you do, you have so much potential, and I love you so much! And…” oops
  • “MC? You… you… love me?” “I… I…” the clothes he shoved in the closet earlier fall down and you let him go from your embrace. “Oh my God, Yoosung! What a mess! How do you live like that? Let’s go clean this and continue with the studies. God, I can’t believe I’m in love with someone so messy!” “You said it again, MC…”

Jaehee

  • She doesn’t understand why you’re so cold and just answer her with “yes”, “no” or “mmm”
  • Not that she’s this master in being affectionate, but you are on a whole level, seriously.
  • She likes you a lot, but sometimes is really unbearable to put up with your bad temper. Like, at one moment you’re fine, and few minutes later, you’re snapping at her for nothing!
  • This was one of those days… you dropped by to her café to help her, she didn’t even have to ask you, you just… showed up.
  • And everything was going ok, you were working together, she even made you smile! She loves your smile, it’s a shame you don’t show it that often.
  • And then this customer came in, she recognized him, he would come almost everyday. “Welcome!” she greeted cheerfully, “How can I not feel welcomed with such a warm greeting?” you rolled your eyes.
  • “What can I get you?” “Oh, If it was possible, I would want to take you home, but since I can’t… just the usual.” She giggles, embarrassed and goes to prepare his orer, you stop her: “I got this.” And you don’t even look at her, you’re just shooting daggers with your eyes to the flirty guy.
  • “Here you go, sir.” You handed him his coffee, he barely ignores you. “Does it match your taste, sir?” “Hum? Yeah, I guess…” “Good! Take another sip, then.” You lean to him and whisper: “ I dare you!” cue to the guy paying and leaving this place like his life depends on it. (it probably does)
  • “MC, what… just happened?” “Don’t be that nice to guys, you dork! They can really get the wrong message! Men are not reliable!” Zen, is that you?
  • “Well, I… I am just being nice to customers, you know, my customers, at my place,  where you barged in to work and just scare one of them?” “I was doing you a favor, It’s not my problem if you can’t recognize that, but sine you don’t want my help, I’m going now!”
  • You head to the exit, she stops you. “No! I can’t stand this anymore, MC! You can’t just do as you please and walk away! Tell me, did I do something to you?”
  • “Let it go, Jaehee…” “Seriously, why do you keep coming here if you’re gonna act like that? And why you’re nice, and then you switch your mood completely? Tell me, why do you hate me, MC? What have I ever done to you for you to act like that with me? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?”
  • “I DON’T HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU!” both of you gasp in shock. “Happy now? I… love you… and I hate how oblivious you act around me and around… weird guys who clearly don’t give a shit about your coffee.”
  • “MC… are you serious?” “Why would I ever joke about something like this? Do you think I like coming here and opening up about y feelings to someone who probably don’t even like me back?” she hugs you, you don’t know if you should hug her back. “You’re the dork here, you know that?”

Jumin

  • He’s very confused, because you act a lot like Zen around him, but when you do it, it’s amazingly… cute.
  • You don’t call him a jerk or trustfund kid, you prefer more refined insults as spoiled, pretentious, self-centered… and you never say anything bad about Elizabeth.
  • Still, as cute as can be, sometimes it gets really annoying. He met all those really nice women (if they’re genuinely nice or not, that’s a whole another story…) and yet, the only lady who catches his attention is that one who’s always angry at him.
  • But apparently, all the hate you have for him doesn’t affect the way you feel about Elizabeth, as you always ask about her.
  • One day, you even offered to babysit her, he felt surprised. “Well, I’m just doing to free Jaehee a little, not everybody has to like your cat as you do, you selfish prick!” oh okay…
  • He barely could concentrate on the business meetings knowing you’re at his house taking care of his cat… why does he even care so much? You like the cat and can’t stand him!
  • He’s taken aback when he sees your name on his phone: “I need you to come over right now!” your tone sound even more serious and cold than usual.
  • He runs to his house and finds you pacing back and forth and biting your nails. “What happened, are you okay?” “I can’t find her!” OH SHIT
  • “What do you mean?” “Did I stutter? I don’t know where she is!” “How could this happen?” “Well, if I knew how I lost her, I would already have found her, no?”
  • He was worried, and he noticed how worried you were too. “What are you staring at? I’m not pleased either! Don’t think I lost your cat on purpose!” “I know you didn’t, MC! Calm down, let’s think about this objectively…” “Oh, I should know you would say something like this! It’s so typical of you! The ice king, Jumin Han! You’re so worried about not showing any emotions you don’t even look around you to notice how worried other people feel! Zen is so right about you…”
  • “Ok, if that’s how you feel, maybe you should go to Zen now…” “I CAN’T GO ANYWHERE, I CAN’T BE CALM WHEN THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THE MAN I LOVE HAS IS MISSING!” Wow… Jumin widen his eyes a little, then he looks down.
  • “Can you repeat, please?” “I… I didn’t mean to call her a ‘thing’, you know…” “No… the other part…” he comes close to you and holds your chin. “You love me?”
  • You blush furiously and he can’t hold back a chuckle. “Okay, let’s discuss this later, first we need to find her… did you look under the counter, she sleeps there sometimes…”
  • Please don’t be there! Please don’t be there! Shit, she’s there! Now you have to talk…

Saeyoung

  • Seriously? You really wanna fool a former secret intelligence agent? You really want him to believe you don’t have feelings for him?
  • And the tsundere thing… yes, very cute… but he knows you’re trying to hold your laugh when he tells a joke or pranks someone.
  • He pushed people away his whole life, so seeing you doing it too bothers him, because he sees a little of himself in you. At the same time, he loooooves to tease you just so you can scold him as much as you want.
  • He knows you probably don’t love him, that would be insane, but you definitely have a crush on him! And he’s determined to make you spill it out.
  • So he invites you, Yoosung and Zen for a ride on his brand new baby! “I’ll pick you guys up in that order:  MC, Zen, Yoosung.  Don’t be late!”
  • Privately, he already talked to Yoosung and Zen, telling them this is just an excuse, he just wants to pull an innocent prank on you, none of them believe it, they just think he wants a little time alone with you. That’s not entirely a lie,tho.
  • So when you are in his car and he doesn’t turn in the direction he should to go to Zen’s place, you start your trail of insults: “What are you doing? You should have turned left, you idiot! Seriously… you’re always bragging about your amazing driver skills, but can’t even remember your friend’s address? What’s wrong with you?”
  • “My bad, baby.” “Don’t call me ‘baby’! What… what are you thinking?” “Oh… you’re blushing, MC~~~~” he sings. “SHUT UP AND WATCH THE ROAD, YOU FOOL!” “Seriously, you’re redder than my hair right now, it’s so adorable…” “Well, I’ll let your face red when I slap you for saying bullshit!” “Oh, so you’re kinda kinky too, huh? You’re gonna spank me?” “WATCH THE ROAD! WATCH THE ROAD!” “Don’t change the subject-“ BANG! The car is hit on a tree, okay, that wasn’t exactly his plan… he can’t believe he got so carried away by teasing you…
  • “Oh my God! Are you… are you ok, MC?”  “Not thanks to you, buy yes.” “I’m sorry, that wasn’t part of my plan, and…” “Plan? What are you talking about?” uh oh…
  • “I… had planned a picnic for the two of us…” “What a manipulative prick! What’s wrong with you?” “I… don’t know, I… just wanted to spend some time alone with you…” “And what makes you think I would want to spend time alone with you?”
  • “MC… come on…” “Come on what?” “I… I know, MC. As sexy as you look when you act like that, don’t need to pretend anymore, I already know…” “You… You really know?”
  • “Well, it’s pretty obvious…” “It is?” “Yep, pretty much…” “Oh, okay then… probably Yoosung didn’t notice, because I told him I love you and…” “WHAT?”
  • “What what?” “You… love me?” Uh oh… now his face matches his hair color. “Why are you so surprised? You said you already knew!” “I thought you had a crush on me.”
  • “ME? A crush on YOU? Are you insane?” “MC, loving me is even bigger than having a crush on me…” “Well, yeah, but still… gross! And what are you waiting to call a tow truck to get us out of here?” “Nah, let’s stay like this a little more, I’m finding out so many interesting things because of that…” Please God, kill me now.

Saeran

  • Two tsunderes? Lolololol this will be fun to watch
  • No, seriously, all the RFA members feel entertained to watch your interactions, because they are so freaking hilarious. You yell at each other, then turn your back and resist the urge to look back to know if the other is looking, it’s kinda cute, actually…
  • None of you know that, but there’s a bet going on to know who will be the first one to confess. Zen and Jumin finally agreed on something and voted for Saeran. Saeyoung, Jaehee and Yoosung went for you.
  • But this is taking too long, and there’s a lot of money involved in this. I mean, just imagine if Jumin loses…
  • Everybody is waiting for a closure to this, so Saeyoung come up with this amazing idea to put you and Saeran to handle the guests list for the next RFA party. Jumin thinks is a bad idea, but even Zen, who’s on his side, agrees he’s just afraid of losing.
  • To prove he’s not, he even offers one of C & R meeting rooms, also because there’s security there, and if something goes wrong, they have trained people to take you two out of each other throats.
  • So there are you two. This is so fucking weird… “Okay, let’s do this quickly so it can end quickly!” you state. “I hate to say I agree with you, ugh…” you roll your eyes.
  • “So… Rui?” “Check!” “Cat hotel?” “Check!” “Detective?” “Check!” “Naming?” “It’s not here…” he says. “What you mean ‘it’s not here’?” “Exactly what I said, are you dumb? IT’S NOT HERE!”
  • “Don’t yell, you asshole! This is not your house for you to behave like that!” “Don’t tell me what to do! Not even my brother talks to me like that!” “Maybe he should, then you would learn some manners!” “Now you’re yelling too, you’re such a hypocrite!” “Don’t use words you don’t know the meaning!” “I told you not to tell me what to do! And I know the meaning, because I’m not stupid like you!” “SHUT UP!” “NO, YOU SHUT UP!”
  • The RFA is watching this through the CCTV. “Maybe this was a bad idea, Saeyoung…” Jehee says apprehensively. “No! We’re going somewhere, I can feel it! Just wait for it…”
  • “Seriously, what’s wrong with you? You’re so GRRRRR!” Saeran says. “Oh, I don’t understand cave man language, I’m sorry…” “Cave man? HAHAHA! You’re the wild one here, MC. You are… so wild! And… crazy! And… and… the way you tease me with your craziness, seriously…” “I’m the tease here? I’M THE TEASE HERE? YOU’RE THE TEASE HERE! You’re the one who keeps looking at me like a lost kitty! I… I hate how you look at me!”
  • “Well, I… I hate this shiny and silky hair of yours!” “And I hate your weird smile!” “This shirt is so tight I can see your stupid curves!” “So don’t look at them with these weird beautiful eyes of yours!” “Only if you stop talking with this melodic voice!” “HOW CAN I STOP TALKING IF I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT?” “OH YEAH? THEN I GUESS I LOVE YOU MORE!”
  •  So he asks: “Do you want to ditch this and have angry sex?” “Is there any other kind of sex?”
  • Jumin and Zen accept their defeat, but the other three don’t stick around to celebrate their victory. Everybody leaves to give you guys some privacy. Also, they’re freaking terrified of both of you.

V

  • Oh god… is painful to watch.
  • Because you keep snapping at him, and he just chuckles and says how adorable you are when you get mad.
  • So you two keep at this full circle, you get mad, he says you’re cute, and you get mad because he said you’re cute… this never ends.
  • Jumin asked you to hand some papers to him at his gallery. He chuckles at so fast you agreed on going.
  • You find him painting… what the fuck? You thought he was a photographer?
  • “Oh, welcome MC! What can I do for you today?” “D-Dude! How do you know it’s me? I… I didn’t say anything!” “Well, I recognize your smell and your pacing very easily…” “That’s… really creepy!” can he detect in your voice how much flustered you are?
  • “Jumin asked me to give you this. So… there you go! I’m off now!” “So soon? Please stay! Do you want to see what I’m doing?” YES “No… I’m okay.”
  • “Well, you may not know this, but painting and photography walk side by side…” “I… didn’t ask anything for you to be saying that.”
  • “Sometimes you just need the right angle, and the right moment…” “Dude, I… I have no idea what you’re saying…”
  • “So why don’t you take a look? I could really use your… honesty on this.” You roll your eyes and go to look what he painted, only to find it is… you! You smiling…
  • “What the fuck? What’s this?” “I believe it is you…” “I KNOW IT’S ME! BUT… H-HO-HOW YOU DID THIS? I mean… you can’t… see and…
  • “Oh, the paints have different textures, see how your smile looks smoother than your hair, for example?” “What do you have against my hair?” he chuckles.
  • “Nothing… on contraire, I assume it’s beautiful! I… would love to touch it to sense it and make a more accurate painting of you… will you let me?” “Wha-What? What? Touch me? No! Stop being creepy!”
  • “Okay…” “ALRIGHT! Just because you insisted so much…” he didn’t insist…
  • So there he goes to touch your face, running his fingers through your nose, your forehead, your lips… then he touches your hair… “So silky…” “Yeah, my secret is washing.” He laughs, and you shiver.
  • “Are you shivering? Don’t need to be so tense…” “Who’s tense? I… I’m not tense!” he smirks and you lose it! “I’ll show you tense!”
  • You grab one of the paints and rub it in his face,  that shit is probably expensive, but do you care? He’s rich anyways… he looks serious! Uh oh…
  • Then you get caught by surprise when he throws paint at you! And this become a paint war!
  • You two roll in the floor getting paint everywhere, and you’re both laughing. “God, I thought you were so uptight! I had no idea you had it on you… maybe that’s why I love you so much and…” shit! You got a little carried away there…
  • “Well, I guess I have to keep showing you new sides of me for you to love me even more, then…” seriously… this guy…

What I say: I’m fine

What I mean: but why did Kylo Ren bridal carry Rey instead of just letting her fall to a heep on the forest floor?? Why didn’t he order the stormtroopers to take her to the shuttle? Was he holding her in his shuttle for the entire ride back to the ship??? Were the stormtroopers just like ‘uhhhh sir you can set the scavenger down’ and was he like ‘no’ and just sat down on the shuttle and had her in his arms as if she were some sleeping puppy while all the stormtroopers awkwardly coughed in the corner?? Like wtf Kylo??? How long did he hold her??? Did he strap her in the chair??? Was he just walking around the ship and passing by Hux with this unconscious girl dangling in his arms until someone said something?????

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Bet you didn’t expect me to bless your dash today 😋
I’m finally on the tail end of this stupid head cold and my period, and since today is part of a long weekend where I live, I decided to go to the gym to see how I did. No gym selfie cause it was busy!
But omg you guys, it felt so great!!!! After just over two weeks of inactivity it felt sooooooo good to move! 💃🏻💃🏻 I think I’m finally experiencing that “endorphin rush” that you’re supposed to get during/after a workout! 😱 I was almost running on the treadmill, and I HATE running!!! My brain’s like “wtf is going on??? Who dis???” Now I can’t wait to go early tomorrow morning 😏
Also, had to take an up close selfie because I am feeling myself today 😍

anonymous asked:

Just to let you know, my young cousin developed autism after a flu shot. You don't know everyone's situation so maybe don't be so insensitive.

just to let you know, you’re a fucking idiot and whoever told your cousin’s guardian that needs to go to another doctor, because that’s so fucking inaccurate and false.

i’m not gonna be nice, i’m not gonna be polite. you picked the wrong bio major to pick a fucking fight with. i’m only gonna tell you this once, so listen the fuck up:

  • your cousin was born with autism. they did not develop it magically. 
  • it’s not like cancer or, hey, THE FLU. you can’t catch it like the chicken pox or measles WHICH IS SPREADING BC PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM AND GOD FORBID
  • GOD FORBID A CHILD BE “DIFFERENT” FROM OTHER CHILDREN AND REQUIRE SPECIAL ATTENTION. GOD FORBID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE A FUCKING PARENT OR SUPPORTIVE RELATIVE
  • there are autistic people on this very website that have said vaccines causing autism is bullshit from autism speaks and it’s terrible organization altogether
  • ANYWAYS. ABOUT YOUR COUSIN. it may have started to show significantly after they received the flu shot but that’s a coincidence
  • YOU DO NOT GET CONGENITAL DISABILITIES FROM VACCINES. IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.  OH MY GOD.
  • congenital = born with it.  INHERITED DISABILITIES FROM PARENT.  RECEIVED GENE.  NOT CAUGHT LIKE THE COMMON COLD.
  • If you’re autistic there is actually something PHYSICALLY wrong with the brain (quoting my sister, WHO IS A DOCTOR and specifically treats CHILDREN with eye problems and neurological disorders, thus she’d be a pretty good person to trust on this topic)
  • Just like depression, cerebral palsy and fucking heart disease, there is a PHYSICAL appearance of the disability.  
  • Because of the sensitivity of the brain, it’s safe to say that it’s ALWAYS been there.
  • you can’t just develop something in your brain without noticing shit unless it’s always been there and a trained professional can actually pinpoint it
  • your cousin’s guardian is blaming the vaccine because they’re uniformed and i honestly feel bad for your cousin because they’re probably not getting vaccine and their health is being put at risk because their parent is afraid more vaccines will make it “worse”
  • which is fucking stupid by the way
  • i don’t have all the time in the world to explain you how learning disorders and mental disabilities and how insensitive i apparently am about the subject. i’m actually well versed in mental disorders, learning disabilities and the like:
  • my sister is dyslexic 
  • i have depression, ADD and OCPD
  • i have a cousin WHO IS AUTISTIC - they’ve always been that way and nothing is going to change about that
  • i work with kids with cerebral palsy, degeneration neurological conditions and other mental conditions ALL THE TIME
  • my best friend is studying to be a psychiatrist 
  • my dad works at a mental healthcare center that houses full-time long-term patients
  • so i’m not misinformed or “insensitive” i’m quite the opposite when it comes to people like this.  but i’m not gonna be sensitive towards your ignorant ass because you can’t be bothered to google search how beneficial vaccines are verses autism
  • you also can’t be bothered to get a second opinion on the subject like???? so you just take one doctor’s word for it like wtf. who decided that? 
  • and even IF they did cause autism you bet your ass i would be getting ALL of them ANYWAY. for my kids. my grandkids. my nieces and nephews. everyone i know. because i would rather them be “different” than have them die of an entirely preventable disease and cause the next black plague.

EDIT: I’ve been informed that it’s better to refer to autism as a disability, not a disease.  As disease implies that it’s something that can be fixed, which subjects children with autism to harmful “remedies”.

Dear Witch Babes: Smudging Masterpost

Shout out to @wtf-who-stole-my-url for actively seeking information. 

What is smudging? How does someone cleanse themselves? What do you need? How long does it take? How- just what? 

Some pagans get all flustered about termanology, but I’m here to tell you to not give a fuck. Witchcraft is ancient and started all over the planet in such a diverse way. So many cultures do/did exactly the same thing- so why even fret over the words that are used? 

Let me warm up my coffee real quick- Okay.

What do I need?
That depends on the method you use! But here’s a general list that I reference later on:
-Sage
-Copal
-Palo Santo
-Romero (Rosemary)
-Sweetgrass
-Tobacco
-Myrrh
-Patchouli
-Cedar
-Frankincense
-Certain crystals
-Your own energy
(The list goes on… But let’s just stick to these)

For resins you’ll need:
-A Salmador, cauldron, or ashtray (etc) 
-Coals or punk wood.
-potentially some sand, dirt, or small pebbles


Types and Usage:
Resins are used for energy separation. The smoke from resins break energy and vibes from an object or person- in almost ever culture and tradition that I have studied or practiced. Generally used at the begining of a ceremony, before entering a sacred space. Resins are also used as ofrendas to spirits.

To use a resin get your vessel ready (If you’re using a shell or glass be sure to put sand, dirt, or small pebbles in it to help keep it from getting to hot.) Light the charcoal or punk wood and then place the resins directly onto the coal.

Woods (And barks) can also be used for energy separation, but are more often used for grounding or spirit work. For example, Palo Santo is used to keep the witch grounded while they are preforming a healing ritual. Cedar is often used to expel spirits from a room or object. Woods repel spirits and help the witch remain in headspace.

To use light one end of the wood and allow it to burn for around 20-40 seconds and then blow it out. Woods often stop embering on their own rather quickly, so be prepared for that.

Foliage smdges like sweetgrass, romero, and sage are often thought of as being universal. This is true to an extent. They are very good to use when working with spirits. However, they aren’t very good for keeping grounded. They actually tend to have the opposite effect, causing the witch to become loose and maybe even get a little lost in their headspaces. This can be a beneficial thing- up until the point where your intentions and presence strays too far from the work you are doing.

To use light one end (Often the thicker end away from what was once the base of the plant) and allow it to burn under flame for about 10-15 seconds before extinguishing. Some foliage types stop embering before others- so play around with different types and find what suits you best.


How to boost your smudging:
There are two ways to boost the power of your smudging.

Patterns- This is when your move the smudge around in a specific way as to create a sigil or shape. This can be a sigil or shape from your own mind that you have given power, or one that has been passed down by tradition. A lot of traditions use a cross of some sort that represents the directions and will smudge in this shape.

Words- This can be an incantation or a prayer or even just some sounds that help carry your intentions. When mixed with smudging patterns your smudging will be at the epitome of it’s potential. 

That is- unless you mix both of these with a suprise THIRD way!

Energy Work- Using your astral form or even just blasting conduits of intentful energy while smudging can be a freakishly powerful experience. It requires a strong headspace, but damn it if it doesn’t have some major rewards. 

Side Note: Here is a way to cleanse yourself using just energy work.

I hope this helps, dearies. 
Remember- Your craft is your own. Do what ever makes you feel powerful and strong. Because godamnit we are witches

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Michael turned on his heel, and strode out of his father’s office, trying his hardest to relegate the conversation to the farthest reaches of his mind, but worry gnawed at him. It gnawed at him as he tried to finish his letter to the Icicle King, and it gnawed at him as he scanned pages and pages of bank documents from one of his clients, and it gnawed at him as he e-mailed Brett back and forth about their new account.

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Just a few thoughts… wtf many, many thoughts

1) You don’t do this to someone over breakfast. Coffee time is sacred and you don’t mess with that. *bitch mode on*

2) It was already too long since they had pulled this stunt. If they did it at SDCC with how weird and inconvenient that was just imagine what they must have planned for this NY promo. It’s way too easy not to “take advantage”

3) Guess we already know why S was looking sick and tired all week. He already knew what was on the agenda.

4) If she was trying sophisticated posing she failed. She just looks pissed like a costumer filling a complaint. “Waiter this is not what I ordered. I ordered a piece of hot Scott lobster with a side of Outlander main promo and I got a tired kale as main with a ration of trying too hard teenager looking jazz hands dude.

5) Be smart about this people, screencap the pics and share privately, don’t give away any of your clicks specially this cheaply.

6) Social Media freeze on SH for two days. Let his numbers suffer the consequences. No sharing, no clicking no looking. Action->Reaction

7) I cut him some slack yesterday, not anymore. He looked tired indeed but if he has time to go partying at night then the least he can do is have a coffee or 3 in the morning before his interviews so he snaps out of it and utters more than 2 sentences.

8) The comparison is just devastating: Cait out there kicking ass in her show appearances Sam making his PR gig rounds.

9) He should take a look at the ex career, going upwards ever since they parted.

10) I still don’t buy it specially on the same day JJ posts one of his most gay looking shoots ever.

11) I know I am being too harsh if he is being forced to do this but since we don’t know I consider it fair game.

12) If they wanna play then let’s play by all means but on our own terms.

the-potatoy-one  asked:

I can just imagine Wilford's child being a super sweetheart and everyone is super shocked like 'WTF Wilford did you just kidnap this child off the street take them back'

Dark would have sat Wilford down and had a long and firm talk about the seriousness of owning a child. And there would be alot of questions to how and why Wilford decided to get a child.

The signs' most irrational pet peeve

Aries: People who leave time on the microwave and don’t clear the clock. They get so mad that they’ll throw the microwave out the window.

Taurus: When someone yawns with their mouth open, and makes the loudest possible noise they can, while also stretching their arms like they’re about to fucking fly away.

Gemini: People who hold the door for them when they are a hundred foot away. It makes them feel obligated to start the awkward half walk, half jog combination that makes anyone feel like an idiot.

Cancer: People that try to enter a train/any public transportation before letting people get off.

Leo: When they text or tell people a long joke or something funny, and they only reply with lol. A simple ‘haha that’s funny’ or even a ‘wow haha’ sounds more sincere.

Virgo: Crumbs in the butter. Come on you guys, how hard is it to wipe your knife off between butter servings? :/

Libra: When people scrape their teeth against the silverware while taking a bite. That shit makes them cringe!

Scorpio: Porn clips where the audio is slightly delayed.

Sagittarius: When people don’t say good bye before hanging up the phone. Like WTF?!

Capricorn: Wet bathrooms, especially when they walk in wearing socks. How the FUCK did you manage to turn a goddamn little linoleum box of a room into a freaking swamp?

Aquarius: They hate when people try to tell them things they already know.

Pisces People who put cereal or milk back with only a tiny bit left. UGH. Whyyyy?!!!

Better With You By My Side

prompt: Dan and Phil are both sons of rich families and are sent to ballroom dancing lessons. Because there is a shortage of girls, Dan and Phil end up as partners. Phil really doesn’t want to be there and Dan doesn’t either, but is so frustrated by the fact Phil doesn’t want to dance with him he is determined to get him to.

a/n: shits about to go down also wow wtf this chapters so LONG i swear this is nearly double the length of a normal chpater but i had to stick it all together for it to make sense i hope this is ok

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“What’s that look for?” Adam breaks the unusual silence hanging heavily hanging over them, raising an eyebrow at his periodically-dressed brother. “Did Elizabeth Bennett finally leave you for someone else?”

“Be quiet.” Dan mutters, having heard one too many of Adam’s Pride & Prejudice jokes. It also doesn’t help how, in the perspective of Ryan taking Elizabeth’s place, Adam’s estimations could be inappropriately correct. In all honesty, it isn’t something he believes needs any more overthinking, given that in the space of the half an hour since he’d checked his phone, his own thoughts had probably twisted the situation around to the point of such extreme corruption he can barely tell what actually happened and what didn’t. Although even back in whatever century Pride & Prejudice was set, (he can’t be bothered to remember it) at least everything was a lot more straightforward than it is today. They didn’t need to worry about texting back, missed calls, and whichever male band member the group chat were drooling over now.

God, Mr. Darcy’s life is too difficult. He wants a re-casting.

Adam frowns, putting his can of coke down on the coffee table and giving Dan a concerned gaze. “Are you alright?”

“Tired.” Dan lies, sighing and burying his face further into the red fluff of the sofa cushion than it already was.

Adam narrows his eyes, having heard one too many of the same excuses Dan tends to throw at him. “Is it that Phil prick?”

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Your either Stupid or Blind? “I'm talking to you Anti-ss”

Cho cho situation being paralled to Sarada’s…like reallly? you still dont take Sarada’s doubts as a red herring? (or do you also believe cho cho and ku are not her real parents?) Even Mistuki made fun of them(and that’s kishimoto speaking through him–and his talking to all of you Sasukraken shippers!)

lets just see how right Naruto really is

Surprised like her mama

smiles like her mama

is cute like her mama

smooth talks like her mama

And even gets mad like her mama (hmmm-yep! Naruto knows! He also saw Sakura pregno since Hinata and Sakura got pregnat about the same time–So he fucking knows!)


There it is again Chocho’s situation being Paralled to Sarada’s…Still dont think it’s a red herring? pfft im laughing so hard i cant even breath! (and Sasuke being all like “is something wrong?” was soo cute…Poor Sasukein the next page he was so confused as to why Sarada is questioning that Sakura is her mother…)


Old picture of Taka…Meaning that Sasuke didn’t spend any time with taka after he left the village becuz thats an old photo (he was on his redemption journey–what makes you think he would take Karin with him? You saw the last. He was alone! In the Hidden novels he was alone! No sign of Kraken anywhere! Plus when he was done with his redemption journey he went back to Konoa he even promised Sakura that he would come back for her! Not kraken! Her! Sakura Haruno! How do i know that he did come back? Well becuz that photo didnt magically appear on her porch… did it? Sasuke must of stayed with Sakura long enough to leave his stuff with her…)

Ahaha(look at sasuke) that’s the same face he makes when Kraken approaches him! (and Naruto just be like: “sarada you need to take a chill pill…I was there when the dobe was making you…Kakashi -sensei was next to me giggling like a little girl”) 

Sasuke be like “wtf Sarada?” “I remember when i made you and with who i made you with…Are you questioning the Uchiha? Sakura was awesome…and uhmm…no–Just forget I said that…just know that Sakura is your real mother…fuck dammit Sarada! you see what you make me say?”

Naruto finds it weird giving that she’s questioning Sakura becuz again he saw her(Sakura) pregno (and Chocho be like: “wtf dude? you look so much like your mom…ya know?…The pretty pink-haired lady…?”)


uchiha crest? (where’s sasuke’s? Btw)

not my edit but  isn’t this the same outfit from chapter 1? yep, it is! (oh and look she’s wearing the Uchiha crest on the same dress…Don’t you think Sasuke would have told her anything if she weren't his wife…Maybe something like “hey dude why you wearing the Uchiha crest? we’re not married or anything”….. But he didn’!t– ya know why?—cuz they are married!) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

not my edit but sasuke also has the same outfit from chpater2 (so the flashback was not from that long ago)

I think Sakura is wearing the uchiha crest because that is the same outfit she wears in chapter 1(and again– so is sasuke) (and even if it’s just my imagination he(Kishimoto) could have just forgotten it by accident…I mean after-all he did forget Sasuke’s own crest…)

and even Sarada’s (is it one of Kishi’s minor mistakes? sigh he has alot of those *shrugs* who knows…)


okay this is just fro fangirling(but do you see any signs of kraken anywhere? Nope! Just Uchiha Sasuke next to his waifu Uchiha Sakura! (do ya feel their sexual tension yet?)

Sakura Uchiha fucking knows she’s her (Sarada’s) real mother!

“When i’m with papa i’m so shanaroo”(i will say this once again..she has inherited her mother’s Shanaroo…and yes this is an accurate translation)

tbt she has said that plenty of times now…

STOP DENYING IT! SHE IS SASUSAKU’S CHILD FOR FUCK SAKE! THEY FUCKED! GET OVER IT!

→上着には、うちは一族の象徴である家紋が刻まれている。

The Uchiha family crest is embedded on her tunic.

【うちはサラダ】

サスケとサクラの間に生まれた子供。インテリ風のメガネを掛け、知的な印象に。髪は短く、サス ケと同じ黒髪 。

【UCHIHA SARADA】

The child born between Sasuke and Sakura. Wearing glasses, she gives the impression of an intellectual person. Her hair is short and has Sasuke’s black color.

――サラダはいかがですか?

岸本:あんまり可愛い感じではなく、少し暗めで芯の強い感じにしようかなと。僕の中だとサスケ の女のバーシ ョンです。ただ、サスケみたいな女の子だとちょっと怖いんで、サクラ的な要素も入れてます。メ ガネの子って 外すと可愛いとか、普段はそういうイメージで語られやすいんですが、メガネのままでも可愛くな るようなデザ インを心掛けました。服はサクラの雰囲気を踏襲していく感じですね。

Interviewer: How is Sarada? [Or what about Sarada? T/N: In the context of design.]

Kishimoto: Rather than cuteness, I wanted to project a slightly dark but strong hearted sense to Sarada. In my head, she is like a girl version of Sasuke. However, as it would be scary to have a Sasuke-like girl, I gave Sarada elements of Sakura as well. Although spectacled people are commonly given the image of “cute without glasses”, in Sarada’s case I aimed to make her cute even with her glasses on. Her clothes have a sense of Sakura, don’t they?

↑サスケとサクラの娘、サラダ。クールな部分は父親譲り。血継限界も継いでいるのか!?

Sarada, daughter of Sasuke and Sakura. Coolness inherited from her father. She also seems to have inherited his bloodline limit?!

[Left] Sarada’s description: サスケとサクラの間に生まれた子供。(The child born between Sasuke and Sakura.)
[Top-right] Sarada’s description: サスケとサクラの娘、サラダ。(The daughter of Sasuke and Sakura, Sarada.)

not my edit but Kishi was right when he said he gave Sarada elements of Sakura…lol– and if you still dont see it– then plz pretend that they all have red hair and eyes…BUT Guess what? Sarada and Sakura still look the fucking same… (well…of coarse she has to— She is her mother after all. ಠ◡ಠ )

Not my edit but now lets try it with Sarada’s hair and glasses ≖‿≖ oh kishi you sure made sure she Looked alot like Sakura…

What was that? You think Sarada has alot of Karin’s expressions? 

Yeah uhmm- No. not my edit  it’s just the fucking glasses that make you think she is Karins daughter becuz you think she looks like her with them on– But honey I am LMFAO

Sakura or Sarada? I dunno! I can’t tell…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Her whole face is basically screaming Sakura! (lol you all thinks she looks like Kraken…just because she wears glasses?)

Well then– what do you think about Sakura?

Again –Sakura or Sarada?    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sakura over Sarada? Or Sarada over Sakura?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


huh maybe that’s why Sarada looks so much like Sakura  ¬‿¬

Also, didn’t anybody else notice this huge hint? Hello?!!! Sarada has her maternal grandmother’s hair !! Even Narutopedia thinks so:

Sarada has a fair complexion, straight shoulder-length hairstyle that she inherited from her maternal grandmother and onyx hair and eyes that she inherited from her father. From her mother, she inherited the shape of both her eyes and face, which is framed by a pair of red-rimmed glasses. Her outfit consists of a pink jacket over a yellow vest, underneath a high-collared white shirt with a red tie and black open-toed boots. In Naruto Gaiden, Sarada wears a red sleeveless qipao shirt, similar to her mother’s second outfit, (the only difference is the Uchiha crest on the back), a pair of light-coloured shorts and long purple arm warmers, similar to her father’s first outfit. She also wears a Konoha forehead protector around her forehead.” -Narutopedia 


And Finally The real Uchiha family picture for you… so when will you stop denying SasuSaku!? 

The description said “Uchiha Family” meaning? Sakura Haruno is now a fucking Uchiha! Sakura Haruno is  Sakura Uchiha because; Sasuke Uchiha proposed to her! They got married,and the Haruno last name became Uchiha! They fucked get over it and leave us alone!

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Drunk fanfic lmao
  • I wanted to try and write something because I heard that alcohol makes u creative but I think I drank too much so I gave up on trying. Anyways, here's the reveal. It's 100% what happened okay. Ur welcome.
  • It was really nice outside. Like it wasn't super hot but it wasn't really cold either. Nice. But that has nothing to do with anything so anyways
  • Marinette was walking home from school when she dropped her bag.
  • "FUCK!" She yelled as her bag opened in the sidewalk And all of her stuff including tikki fell out and onto the sidewalk.
  • "WHAT THE FUk MARINET" tikki yelled because wtf she was just dropped on the ground fuck u Marinette
  • "I'm Sorry tikki!" Marinette cried bending down to pick up everything that fell out of her bag. "I'm so clumsy lol"
  • "Yeah you are!" tikki glared at the earrings on her ears "why did I pick you again? What a mistake"
  • "Wow, tikki u savage" Marinette glared as she walked before looking up. Why was it taking so long to get to her house she literally liv d right beside the school. "Where's my house"
  • "You went the wrong way" tikki rubbed her head from being dropped on the ground. She was fragile and this ho over here had just dropped her onto some concrete. "How did this even happen you live RIGHT THERE" she pointed to Marinettes house in the opposite direction.
  • "Duck u tikki get in my earrings" Marinette yelled at the Kwami.
  • "I do what I want" tikka replied, getting all up in Marinettes face because she couldn't respect boundaries
  • "Wtf tiki you need to hide" Marinette yelled "someone will see u and know that I'm ladybug"
  • "Hey Marinette!"came Adriens voice from behind the two because plot development
  • "Whaaaat" Marinette turned around "h-hey h-Hi a-adriEN"
  • "Omg Stop stuttering!!!!" Tikki yelled before adding "bitch"
  • "Where is this attitude coming from?!" Mari yelled back because wtf tikki "I thought you were sweet that's why you like cookies!"
  • "Because iM SO DONE WITH YOU BEING STIPID MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG" tikki yelled
  • "Woahowow what's that?" Adrien asked shocked. OH yeah he was there
  • "Dan tikki why aren't you hiding Adrien sees you!" Marinette tried to grab the Kwami but she flew back
  • "Because I'm tired of you two IDIOTS not realizing who the other is." She looked over at the model "Hey Adrien"
  • "Uh yeah?" He looked confused because honestly wtf was going on
  • "MARINETTE IS LADYBUG YOU DUM FUCK" she yelled
  • "WHAT?!" He yelled in shock
  • "Hey Marinette?" Tikki turned to her owner???? Miraculous holder???
  • "Ye?" The girl replied
  • "ADRIEN IS CHAT NOIR BITCH" she yelled before flying into Marinettes bag. She was so done with teenagers
  • "Omg!!!" Marinette shouted "chat?"
  • "My lady?" Adrien asked
  • "Adrien?!" Marinette gasped suddenly able to talk to the boy "you're chat noir?!"
  • He nodded "okay but you're ladybug?"
  • "Duh." She dead panned "literally everything is the same about me except I wear a mask"
  • "Oh." Was all Adrien replied with
  • The two superheroes stared at each other for a second in awe.
  • "I can't believe the love of my life is actually Chat noir" Marinette grew wide eyed at the thought
  • "Awh bugaboo im the love of your life???" Adrien smiled stepping closer.
  • The people passing by stared at the two weirdos who were having a romantic moment on the middle of the sidewalk.
  • "Adrien is" marinette smiled "chat noir can go fuck himself : ^)"
  • "Well I'm chat noir and Adrien so you'll have to love us both my lady" Adrien put a hand to her cheek. Cute.
  • ": /" Marinette replied "I'll try"
  • "Purrfect" he smiled
  • The two stared into each other's eyes for like a seconds
  • "Hey can I see your phone?" Marinette broke the silence
  • "Why???" Adrien asked confused
  • "I need to put my number in it duh Adrien" the girl gave him a -_- look.
  • "Ohhh okay!" Adrien pulled out his super fancy phone and gave it to Marinette
  • 'Nice' she thought and pretended to put her number in.
  • "Sooooo bugaboo, this is so pawsome" Adrien laughed "it's the cat meow!"
  • Marinette looked up from his phone and scowled at his puns "fuck this I'm out"
  • So she slid his phone in her back pocket, because she's a klepto, as Adrienlooked at her confused
  • "Marinette?" He called after her "I thought I was the love of your life??"
  • "get rid of the puns and well talk" she called back, already a few feet away.
  • Adrien sighed and looked down because down at the ground because that's what you do when you're sad.
  • "Wait" he looked up quickly "where's me phone?"
Another hint Near kills Mikami?

as well as ‘the tale of how everybody in the DN production crew ceased to give a fuck about detail consistency’

I’ve announced this post as ‘an interpretation / theory founded on a pile of trash’ and I honestly wasn’t kidding. Normally I would get right into my theory here, but there’s actually a lot of things that need to be settled before for proper understanding.
This will be long-winded and make you feel like the terms ‘left hand side’ and ‘right hand side’ aren’t even words anymore, so if that doesn’t bother you, bear with me.

Since I’ll have to take like 700 detours before I can get to the main point, here’s a structure of wtf this post will be about:

  • What all did Mikami even do at the bank?
  • Someone in the writing crew forgot about Mikami’s killing habits 
  • Mikami forgets how to count to two, apparently
  • Near and Light do not forget Mikami’s killing habits and reasonably miscalculate because of it (but that ends up not mattering)
  • Mikami skips a page that Near would definitely want him to skip
  • Is the page full or empty? A fun image game

And as a further side note: I won’t go into explaining the whole Near-kills-Mikami theory plus evidence again so if you’re confused about the basis of all this, read this and maybe this post.

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