how long did this take you wtf

That awkward moment when you draw something to celebrate 100+ followers, get impatient and decide to post it before you hit 100, then take so long to finish it you end up hitting 100 before you can post it anyway.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Whoops.

Anyways, holy crap, this blog hit 100+ followers! Hooray! :D Where did you all come from? Why are you here?? How the hell did you all manage to fit in my house??? There’s not even enough room for that many people in here wtf.

anonymous asked:

RFA + Saeran and V reacting to a tsundere MC admitting that she loves them?

Hope you enjoy this! ^^

RFA + Saeran and V with a tsundere MC

Zen

  • At first, he thinks it’s kinda adorable you’re always so angry around him, he even thinks you’re playing hard to get and take it as a challenge
  • But then he notices you’re like this just to him, because you’re pretty nice to everyone else , including Jumin
  • Like… you’re reaaaaally nice to Jumin, while you’re always scolding Zen for taking too many selfies and thinking the world revolves around him
  • So he just… accepts that maybe you’re interested in Jumin… once again, trustfund kid has everything…
  • And when he sees the blurred picture Jumin posted in the chatroom, with you beside him having dinner…  well, he’s sad… and angry! This isn’t fair!
  • So he decides to work out to forget this, maybe he can send you a selfie later… oh yeah, forget it! You told him a million times “sweaty isn’t sexy, you fool!”
  • He’s working out hard, lifting more and more weight, and then he hears a snap!  He just feels his body feeling and the worst pain he ever felt on his lower back… shit!
  • Jumin took you to the hospital, you seemed… worried, he didn’t know what to do to calm you down…
  • Zen gets so embarrassed when he sees you and Jumin coming in to his room. Jumin looks stoic as usual, but you… look like you’re shooting lasers with your eyes!
  • “Again, Zen? For real? Haven’t you learn last time you can’t strain yourself like this? Oh my god… are you really that dumb? Or are you just relying on your monster healing whatever? Next time, break your neck and let’s see how long it takes for you to heal! Oh, you won’t happen, because you’ll be dead! You hear me? You’re gonna die if you keep being that dumb!” great, now you’re wishing his death too…
  • “MC, calm down…” Jumin says, you take a deep breath and look to him: “Jumin, can I talk to Zen alone? Please…?” oh, the pleading in your voice… Zen would do everything to hear you talk to him like that… “As you wish, MC…” and he leaves, smirking. WTF?
  • “What happened? Last time you did that, you were angry at Jumin! What did it get you so angry for you to hurt your fucking spine?” “I… I saw something I didn’t like…” “What? You finally noticed how big is your ego?”
  • “Stop being that mean to me! Jesus… why do you hate me so much? Oh, and by the way… if you hate me that much, what are you even doing here?” “I… I… don’t hate you… and I got worried, it was just that… Jumin and I got worried and came to see how you were doing… and I see now you keep being stubborn and dumb and…”
  • “Enough, MC! God… why are you like that to me? Not even Jumin talks to me like that!” “Well, of course he doesn’t! He doesn’t love you like I do, and…” you look at him, eyes widened and your mouth covered by your hands.
  • “What… what… did you say?” Zen is legitimately shocked, he holds back a grin. “I… I… you heard me.” You look away and blush, oh god… SO CUTTTTEEEE!
  • “I don’t like seeing you hurting yourself, please, don’t do that again, if you don’t think about your health, I do. “ “Okay, I won’t! If you are by my side taking care of me, I’ll be fine!” “I… I… guess…”  you timidly come close to him and give him an awkward hug. “MC… I… I’m still all sweaty.” “I can get used to it.”

Yoosung

  • POOR THING
  • Why are you doing this to him? He’s so sweet and nice and adorable… “And you’re gullible, naïve and need to grow up, Yoosung! You keep whining about nobody seeing you as a man, but you keep acting like a little boy!” AND YOU’RE A MONSTER!
  • You scolded him a million times now, you do it in the chat, you do it when he calls you, you do it whenever you see him in person…
  • And why would he still like to be around you after all? Well… he… likes it? Most people spare his feelings or just tease him, and not even Jaehee is so direct like you are. He likes you’re not afraid to be brutally honest to him. Also, he’s an M, so…
  • One night, he’s playing LOLOL and notices you’re playing too, sometimes you join forces, he never understands why you do this, you’re so unpredictable… yes, another thing he really likes about you.
  • “Hey, MC! Good to see you here!” “Oh, you’re already here? God, go get some help for your addiction, dude!” “I… will, I swear I will, MC…” you’re talking through headsets.
  • You two lose a round, and he’s ready to listen your lecture… “Shit! Good night, Yoosung!” “I… I’m sorry we lost, MC… I… I should go and get some study… “ “You’re gonna study now? It’s almost midnight!” “Well, yeah… I have this test tomorrow and…” “DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK! AND YOU’RE GOING TO STUDY JUST NOW? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
  • “I… I forgot, MC. And you showed up to play and…” “Oh, don’t blame me for your irresponsibility! It’s not my problem if you’re such a lazy bum!” oh, he’s fucking gone when you call him a lazy bum… “Yes, MC, yes…”
  • “Ugh… you’re such a weirdo, Yoosung! I… I’m coming to your place to help you study, ok?” “R-Right now? It’s pretty late, MC…” “Yeah, no shit! But if I don’t help, you’re screwed! I’ll be on my way soon, don’t sleep and open the door to me, you heard me?” “Y-Yes…”
  • He’s so nervous, you’ve been to his place before and nagged him for being so messy, so he picks all the clothes on the floor and shoves them into the closet, you’re not coming to his room, anyway… are you?
  • “Don’t get any wrong ideas, I’m here to help you study!” “Yes… yes, of course, MC!” “Why does your place smell so weird? Ugh…”
  • You two start studying, he’s shocked at himself for knowing so much about the subject. Yes… ever since you came along, he’s been able to focus more…
  • “Hey, focus! We’re not even half done! God, do you always space out like this? Pay attention!” “Yes, MC…” “And stop saying that! Why do you keep saying ‘yes, MC, yes’? I already told you nobody will see you as a man if you keep acting like a puppy, Yoosung!”
  • “I… I’m sorry, MC! I… am really sorry…” and you see the tears… OH SHIT! “Wait, are you crying? Don’t… don’t cry…” “Why? Because it’s not manly?” “No, because… I hate seeing you sad…” “You what now?”
  • You throw the books away from you and hug him, he’s so confused… “MC?” “Do you think I like treating you like that? I hate it! But I need you to bring your A game in everything you do, you have so much potential, and I love you so much! And…” oops
  • “MC? You… you… love me?” “I… I…” the clothes he shoved in the closet earlier fall down and you let him go from your embrace. “Oh my God, Yoosung! What a mess! How do you live like that? Let’s go clean this and continue with the studies. God, I can’t believe I’m in love with someone so messy!” “You said it again, MC…”

Jaehee

  • She doesn’t understand why you’re so cold and just answer her with “yes”, “no” or “mmm”
  • Not that she’s this master in being affectionate, but you are on a whole level, seriously.
  • She likes you a lot, but sometimes is really unbearable to put up with your bad temper. Like, at one moment you’re fine, and few minutes later, you’re snapping at her for nothing!
  • This was one of those days… you dropped by to her café to help her, she didn’t even have to ask you, you just… showed up.
  • And everything was going ok, you were working together, she even made you smile! She loves your smile, it’s a shame you don’t show it that often.
  • And then this customer came in, she recognized him, he would come almost everyday. “Welcome!” she greeted cheerfully, “How can I not feel welcomed with such a warm greeting?” you rolled your eyes.
  • “What can I get you?” “Oh, If it was possible, I would want to take you home, but since I can’t… just the usual.” She giggles, embarrassed and goes to prepare his orer, you stop her: “I got this.” And you don’t even look at her, you’re just shooting daggers with your eyes to the flirty guy.
  • “Here you go, sir.” You handed him his coffee, he barely ignores you. “Does it match your taste, sir?” “Hum? Yeah, I guess…” “Good! Take another sip, then.” You lean to him and whisper: “ I dare you!” cue to the guy paying and leaving this place like his life depends on it. (it probably does)
  • “MC, what… just happened?” “Don’t be that nice to guys, you dork! They can really get the wrong message! Men are not reliable!” Zen, is that you?
  • “Well, I… I am just being nice to customers, you know, my customers, at my place,  where you barged in to work and just scare one of them?” “I was doing you a favor, It’s not my problem if you can’t recognize that, but sine you don’t want my help, I’m going now!”
  • You head to the exit, she stops you. “No! I can’t stand this anymore, MC! You can’t just do as you please and walk away! Tell me, did I do something to you?”
  • “Let it go, Jaehee…” “Seriously, why do you keep coming here if you’re gonna act like that? And why you’re nice, and then you switch your mood completely? Tell me, why do you hate me, MC? What have I ever done to you for you to act like that with me? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?”
  • “I DON’T HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU!” both of you gasp in shock. “Happy now? I… love you… and I hate how oblivious you act around me and around… weird guys who clearly don’t give a shit about your coffee.”
  • “MC… are you serious?” “Why would I ever joke about something like this? Do you think I like coming here and opening up about y feelings to someone who probably don’t even like me back?” she hugs you, you don’t know if you should hug her back. “You’re the dork here, you know that?”

Jumin

  • He’s very confused, because you act a lot like Zen around him, but when you do it, it’s amazingly… cute.
  • You don’t call him a jerk or trustfund kid, you prefer more refined insults as spoiled, pretentious, self-centered… and you never say anything bad about Elizabeth.
  • Still, as cute as can be, sometimes it gets really annoying. He met all those really nice women (if they’re genuinely nice or not, that’s a whole another story…) and yet, the only lady who catches his attention is that one who’s always angry at him.
  • But apparently, all the hate you have for him doesn’t affect the way you feel about Elizabeth, as you always ask about her.
  • One day, you even offered to babysit her, he felt surprised. “Well, I’m just doing to free Jaehee a little, not everybody has to like your cat as you do, you selfish prick!” oh okay…
  • He barely could concentrate on the business meetings knowing you’re at his house taking care of his cat… why does he even care so much? You like the cat and can’t stand him!
  • He’s taken aback when he sees your name on his phone: “I need you to come over right now!” your tone sound even more serious and cold than usual.
  • He runs to his house and finds you pacing back and forth and biting your nails. “What happened, are you okay?” “I can’t find her!” OH SHIT
  • “What do you mean?” “Did I stutter? I don’t know where she is!” “How could this happen?” “Well, if I knew how I lost her, I would already have found her, no?”
  • He was worried, and he noticed how worried you were too. “What are you staring at? I’m not pleased either! Don’t think I lost your cat on purpose!” “I know you didn’t, MC! Calm down, let’s think about this objectively…” “Oh, I should know you would say something like this! It’s so typical of you! The ice king, Jumin Han! You’re so worried about not showing any emotions you don’t even look around you to notice how worried other people feel! Zen is so right about you…”
  • “Ok, if that’s how you feel, maybe you should go to Zen now…” “I CAN’T GO ANYWHERE, I CAN’T BE CALM WHEN THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THE MAN I LOVE HAS IS MISSING!” Wow… Jumin widen his eyes a little, then he looks down.
  • “Can you repeat, please?” “I… I didn’t mean to call her a ‘thing’, you know…” “No… the other part…” he comes close to you and holds your chin. “You love me?”
  • You blush furiously and he can’t hold back a chuckle. “Okay, let’s discuss this later, first we need to find her… did you look under the counter, she sleeps there sometimes…”
  • Please don’t be there! Please don’t be there! Shit, she’s there! Now you have to talk…

Saeyoung

  • Seriously? You really wanna fool a former secret intelligence agent? You really want him to believe you don’t have feelings for him?
  • And the tsundere thing… yes, very cute… but he knows you’re trying to hold your laugh when he tells a joke or pranks someone.
  • He pushed people away his whole life, so seeing you doing it too bothers him, because he sees a little of himself in you. At the same time, he loooooves to tease you just so you can scold him as much as you want.
  • He knows you probably don’t love him, that would be insane, but you definitely have a crush on him! And he’s determined to make you spill it out.
  • So he invites you, Yoosung and Zen for a ride on his brand new baby! “I’ll pick you guys up in that order:  MC, Zen, Yoosung.  Don’t be late!”
  • Privately, he already talked to Yoosung and Zen, telling them this is just an excuse, he just wants to pull an innocent prank on you, none of them believe it, they just think he wants a little time alone with you. That’s not entirely a lie,tho.
  • So when you are in his car and he doesn’t turn in the direction he should to go to Zen’s place, you start your trail of insults: “What are you doing? You should have turned left, you idiot! Seriously… you’re always bragging about your amazing driver skills, but can’t even remember your friend’s address? What’s wrong with you?”
  • “My bad, baby.” “Don’t call me ‘baby’! What… what are you thinking?” “Oh… you’re blushing, MC~~~~” he sings. “SHUT UP AND WATCH THE ROAD, YOU FOOL!” “Seriously, you’re redder than my hair right now, it’s so adorable…” “Well, I’ll let your face red when I slap you for saying bullshit!” “Oh, so you’re kinda kinky too, huh? You’re gonna spank me?” “WATCH THE ROAD! WATCH THE ROAD!” “Don’t change the subject-“ BANG! The car is hit on a tree, okay, that wasn’t exactly his plan… he can’t believe he got so carried away by teasing you…
  • “Oh my God! Are you… are you ok, MC?”  “Not thanks to you, buy yes.” “I’m sorry, that wasn’t part of my plan, and…” “Plan? What are you talking about?” uh oh…
  • “I… had planned a picnic for the two of us…” “What a manipulative prick! What’s wrong with you?” “I… don’t know, I… just wanted to spend some time alone with you…” “And what makes you think I would want to spend time alone with you?”
  • “MC… come on…” “Come on what?” “I… I know, MC. As sexy as you look when you act like that, don’t need to pretend anymore, I already know…” “You… You really know?”
  • “Well, it’s pretty obvious…” “It is?” “Yep, pretty much…” “Oh, okay then… probably Yoosung didn’t notice, because I told him I love you and…” “WHAT?”
  • “What what?” “You… love me?” Uh oh… now his face matches his hair color. “Why are you so surprised? You said you already knew!” “I thought you had a crush on me.”
  • “ME? A crush on YOU? Are you insane?” “MC, loving me is even bigger than having a crush on me…” “Well, yeah, but still… gross! And what are you waiting to call a tow truck to get us out of here?” “Nah, let’s stay like this a little more, I’m finding out so many interesting things because of that…” Please God, kill me now.

Saeran

  • Two tsunderes? Lolololol this will be fun to watch
  • No, seriously, all the RFA members feel entertained to watch your interactions, because they are so freaking hilarious. You yell at each other, then turn your back and resist the urge to look back to know if the other is looking, it’s kinda cute, actually…
  • None of you know that, but there’s a bet going on to know who will be the first one to confess. Zen and Jumin finally agreed on something and voted for Saeran. Saeyoung, Jaehee and Yoosung went for you.
  • But this is taking too long, and there’s a lot of money involved in this. I mean, just imagine if Jumin loses…
  • Everybody is waiting for a closure to this, so Saeyoung come up with this amazing idea to put you and Saeran to handle the guests list for the next RFA party. Jumin thinks is a bad idea, but even Zen, who’s on his side, agrees he’s just afraid of losing.
  • To prove he’s not, he even offers one of C & R meeting rooms, also because there’s security there, and if something goes wrong, they have trained people to take you two out of each other throats.
  • So there are you two. This is so fucking weird… “Okay, let’s do this quickly so it can end quickly!” you state. “I hate to say I agree with you, ugh…” you roll your eyes.
  • “So… Rui?” “Check!” “Cat hotel?” “Check!” “Detective?” “Check!” “Naming?” “It’s not here…” he says. “What you mean ‘it’s not here’?” “Exactly what I said, are you dumb? IT’S NOT HERE!”
  • “Don’t yell, you asshole! This is not your house for you to behave like that!” “Don’t tell me what to do! Not even my brother talks to me like that!” “Maybe he should, then you would learn some manners!” “Now you’re yelling too, you’re such a hypocrite!” “Don’t use words you don’t know the meaning!” “I told you not to tell me what to do! And I know the meaning, because I’m not stupid like you!” “SHUT UP!” “NO, YOU SHUT UP!”
  • The RFA is watching this through the CCTV. “Maybe this was a bad idea, Saeyoung…” Jehee says apprehensively. “No! We’re going somewhere, I can feel it! Just wait for it…”
  • “Seriously, what’s wrong with you? You’re so GRRRRR!” Saeran says. “Oh, I don’t understand cave man language, I’m sorry…” “Cave man? HAHAHA! You’re the wild one here, MC. You are… so wild! And… crazy! And… and… the way you tease me with your craziness, seriously…” “I’m the tease here? I’M THE TEASE HERE? YOU’RE THE TEASE HERE! You’re the one who keeps looking at me like a lost kitty! I… I hate how you look at me!”
  • “Well, I… I hate this shiny and silky hair of yours!” “And I hate your weird smile!” “This shirt is so tight I can see your stupid curves!” “So don’t look at them with these weird beautiful eyes of yours!” “Only if you stop talking with this melodic voice!” “HOW CAN I STOP TALKING IF I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT?” “OH YEAH? THEN I GUESS I LOVE YOU MORE!”
  •  So he asks: “Do you want to ditch this and have angry sex?” “Is there any other kind of sex?”
  • Jumin and Zen accept their defeat, but the other three don’t stick around to celebrate their victory. Everybody leaves to give you guys some privacy. Also, they’re freaking terrified of both of you.

V

  • Oh god… is painful to watch.
  • Because you keep snapping at him, and he just chuckles and says how adorable you are when you get mad.
  • So you two keep at this full circle, you get mad, he says you’re cute, and you get mad because he said you’re cute… this never ends.
  • Jumin asked you to hand some papers to him at his gallery. He chuckles at so fast you agreed on going.
  • You find him painting… what the fuck? You thought he was a photographer?
  • “Oh, welcome MC! What can I do for you today?” “D-Dude! How do you know it’s me? I… I didn’t say anything!” “Well, I recognize your smell and your pacing very easily…” “That’s… really creepy!” can he detect in your voice how much flustered you are?
  • “Jumin asked me to give you this. So… there you go! I’m off now!” “So soon? Please stay! Do you want to see what I’m doing?” YES “No… I’m okay.”
  • “Well, you may not know this, but painting and photography walk side by side…” “I… didn’t ask anything for you to be saying that.”
  • “Sometimes you just need the right angle, and the right moment…” “Dude, I… I have no idea what you’re saying…”
  • “So why don’t you take a look? I could really use your… honesty on this.” You roll your eyes and go to look what he painted, only to find it is… you! You smiling…
  • “What the fuck? What’s this?” “I believe it is you…” “I KNOW IT’S ME! BUT… H-HO-HOW YOU DID THIS? I mean… you can’t… see and…
  • “Oh, the paints have different textures, see how your smile looks smoother than your hair, for example?” “What do you have against my hair?” he chuckles.
  • “Nothing… on contraire, I assume it’s beautiful! I… would love to touch it to sense it and make a more accurate painting of you… will you let me?” “Wha-What? What? Touch me? No! Stop being creepy!”
  • “Okay…” “ALRIGHT! Just because you insisted so much…” he didn’t insist…
  • So there he goes to touch your face, running his fingers through your nose, your forehead, your lips… then he touches your hair… “So silky…” “Yeah, my secret is washing.” He laughs, and you shiver.
  • “Are you shivering? Don’t need to be so tense…” “Who’s tense? I… I’m not tense!” he smirks and you lose it! “I’ll show you tense!”
  • You grab one of the paints and rub it in his face,  that shit is probably expensive, but do you care? He’s rich anyways… he looks serious! Uh oh…
  • Then you get caught by surprise when he throws paint at you! And this become a paint war!
  • You two roll in the floor getting paint everywhere, and you’re both laughing. “God, I thought you were so uptight! I had no idea you had it on you… maybe that’s why I love you so much and…” shit! You got a little carried away there…
  • “Well, I guess I have to keep showing you new sides of me for you to love me even more, then…” seriously… this guy…
A Friend Of A Friend, These Strangers At The Party Never Paid

summary: “I left phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are” AU

words: 12.7k

warnings: smut, mentions of smoking, alcohol/being drunk, lack of imagination as far as fic titles are concerned

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Can you believe this was meant to be 3k?? I honeslty don’t know what happened there. all I know is that I have five exams in less than three weeks that I should be revising for and instead did this. yikes I hope this was worth it. (also pray4me that I don’t fail everything) x

Also on the topic of exams the actual reason I wrote this now was bc I’m kinda not gonna be writing for a while because of Lovely responsibilities and school stuff and revision so I’m gonna leave yall with this before I’m off Working and doing fun stuff that adults do.

I hope this is ok!!

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Dan’s halfway through skipping History when he does it.

He doesn’t know why he did it – he really doesn’t, he was just kind of bored one afternoon and happened to be carrying a Sharpie and hey, it’d just be a laugh, right? In a school like this, what’s the worst that could come out of leaving his phone number on a cubicle wall?

His pen squeaks across the pale blue paint, already tainted with curse words and penis drawings and tipp-ex and “Call _____ for a good time ;)”. He supposes the caretakers have given up with trying to cover up the graffiti – there are still thin layers of paint and chipped plaster coating every inch of the stall walls, at least showing attempted coverage, but people had just written over them, scribbles of song lyrics and “never got caught” tattooing every inch of the previously blank walls. No amount of assemblies or threats of “whoever did this-“, inserts picture of something someone had written about the Maths teacher on the hall projector, “is seriously going to pay” from the head teacher had ever stopped anyone, so, really, what does Dan have to lose? Sure, they could trace the phone number, but that doesn’t prove anything – he could just as easily throw on the ‘innocent’ act and say it was his friend.

07843983276, he writes. He doesn’t sign it off with any comment, nor kisses, not even a smiley face let alone a winking one. He just leaves it there, in a kind-of conspicuous place just above eye-level on the right hand side of the door, eleven digits amidst many others.

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What I say: I’m fine

What I mean: but why did Kylo Ren bridal carry Rey instead of just letting her fall to a heep on the forest floor?? Why didn’t he order the stormtroopers to take her to the shuttle? Was he holding her in his shuttle for the entire ride back to the ship??? Were the stormtroopers just like ‘uhhhh sir you can set the scavenger down’ and was he like ‘no’ and just sat down on the shuttle and had her in his arms as if she were some sleeping puppy while all the stormtroopers awkwardly coughed in the corner?? Like wtf Kylo??? How long did he hold her??? Did he strap her in the chair??? Was he just walking around the ship and passing by Hux with this unconscious girl dangling in his arms until someone said something?????

Dear Witch Babes: Smudging Masterpost

Shout out to @wtf-who-stole-my-url for actively seeking information. 

What is smudging? How does someone cleanse themselves? What do you need? How long does it take? How- just what? 

Some pagans get all flustered about termanology, but I’m here to tell you to not give a fuck. Witchcraft is ancient and started all over the planet in such a diverse way. So many cultures do/did exactly the same thing- so why even fret over the words that are used? 

Let me warm up my coffee real quick- Okay.

What do I need?
That depends on the method you use! But here’s a general list that I reference later on:
-Sage
-Copal
-Palo Santo
-Romero (Rosemary)
-Sweetgrass
-Tobacco
-Myrrh
-Patchouli
-Cedar
-Frankincense
-Certain crystals
-Your own energy
(The list goes on… But let’s just stick to these)

For resins you’ll need:
-A Salmador, cauldron, or ashtray (etc) 
-Coals or punk wood.
-potentially some sand, dirt, or small pebbles


Types and Usage:
Resins are used for energy separation. The smoke from resins break energy and vibes from an object or person- in almost ever culture and tradition that I have studied or practiced. Generally used at the begining of a ceremony, before entering a sacred space. Resins are also used as ofrendas to spirits.

To use a resin get your vessel ready (If you’re using a shell or glass be sure to put sand, dirt, or small pebbles in it to help keep it from getting to hot.) Light the charcoal or punk wood and then place the resins directly onto the coal.

Woods (And barks) can also be used for energy separation, but are more often used for grounding or spirit work. For example, Palo Santo is used to keep the witch grounded while they are preforming a healing ritual. Cedar is often used to expel spirits from a room or object. Woods repel spirits and help the witch remain in headspace.

To use light one end of the wood and allow it to burn for around 20-40 seconds and then blow it out. Woods often stop embering on their own rather quickly, so be prepared for that.

Foliage smdges like sweetgrass, romero, and sage are often thought of as being universal. This is true to an extent. They are very good to use when working with spirits. However, they aren’t very good for keeping grounded. They actually tend to have the opposite effect, causing the witch to become loose and maybe even get a little lost in their headspaces. This can be a beneficial thing- up until the point where your intentions and presence strays too far from the work you are doing.

To use light one end (Often the thicker end away from what was once the base of the plant) and allow it to burn under flame for about 10-15 seconds before extinguishing. Some foliage types stop embering before others- so play around with different types and find what suits you best.


How to boost your smudging:
There are two ways to boost the power of your smudging.

Patterns- This is when your move the smudge around in a specific way as to create a sigil or shape. This can be a sigil or shape from your own mind that you have given power, or one that has been passed down by tradition. A lot of traditions use a cross of some sort that represents the directions and will smudge in this shape.

Words- This can be an incantation or a prayer or even just some sounds that help carry your intentions. When mixed with smudging patterns your smudging will be at the epitome of it’s potential. 

That is- unless you mix both of these with a suprise THIRD way!

Energy Work- Using your astral form or even just blasting conduits of intentful energy while smudging can be a freakishly powerful experience. It requires a strong headspace, but damn it if it doesn’t have some major rewards. 

Side Note: Here is a way to cleanse yourself using just energy work.

I hope this helps, dearies. 
Remember- Your craft is your own. Do what ever makes you feel powerful and strong. Because godamnit we are witches

anonymous asked:

santi has the weirdest face but it's so nice? at the same time? how long did it take you to create him ?

LMFAO i know exactly what you mean, sometimes i look at him and i’m like “wtf are you” but then i also love his face’s weirdness and his weird expressions…all i can say is he’s leo rising 4 sure

i honestly don’t even remember making him or tweaking him lmao it just happened. i think i just experimented with certain things i hadn’t tried with sims’ faces before so that’s probably why he looks so weird lmao. i wasn’t satisfied with him for a looong time when i first made him because i was trying to stay maxis match but i always rly liked skin details so i was like :[ but then i said fuck it and just made him look how i always intended him to look and then i made his skin and here he is today. uglie

anonymous asked:

Just to let you know, my young cousin developed autism after a flu shot. You don't know everyone's situation so maybe don't be so insensitive.

just to let you know, you’re a fucking idiot and whoever told your cousin’s guardian that needs to go to another doctor, because that’s so fucking inaccurate and false.

i’m not gonna be nice, i’m not gonna be polite. you picked the wrong bio major to pick a fucking fight with. i’m only gonna tell you this once, so listen the fuck up:

  • your cousin was born with autism. they did not develop it magically. 
  • it’s not like cancer or, hey, THE FLU. you can’t catch it like the chicken pox or measles WHICH IS SPREADING BC PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM AND GOD FORBID
  • GOD FORBID A CHILD BE “DIFFERENT” FROM OTHER CHILDREN AND REQUIRE SPECIAL ATTENTION. GOD FORBID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE A FUCKING PARENT OR SUPPORTIVE RELATIVE
  • there are autistic people on this very website that have said vaccines causing autism is bullshit from autism speaks and it’s terrible organization altogether
  • ANYWAYS. ABOUT YOUR COUSIN. it may have started to show significantly after they received the flu shot but that’s a coincidence
  • YOU DO NOT GET CONGENITAL DISABILITIES FROM VACCINES. IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.  OH MY GOD.
  • congenital = born with it.  INHERITED DISABILITIES FROM PARENT.  RECEIVED GENE.  NOT CAUGHT LIKE THE COMMON COLD.
  • If you’re autistic there is actually something PHYSICALLY wrong with the brain (quoting my sister, WHO IS A DOCTOR and specifically treats CHILDREN with eye problems and neurological disorders, thus she’d be a pretty good person to trust on this topic)
  • Just like depression, cerebral palsy and fucking heart disease, there is a PHYSICAL appearance of the disability.  
  • Because of the sensitivity of the brain, it’s safe to say that it’s ALWAYS been there.
  • you can’t just develop something in your brain without noticing shit unless it’s always been there and a trained professional can actually pinpoint it
  • your cousin’s guardian is blaming the vaccine because they’re uniformed and i honestly feel bad for your cousin because they’re probably not getting vaccine and their health is being put at risk because their parent is afraid more vaccines will make it “worse”
  • which is fucking stupid by the way
  • i don’t have all the time in the world to explain you how learning disorders and mental disabilities and how insensitive i apparently am about the subject. i’m actually well versed in mental disorders, learning disabilities and the like:
  • my sister is dyslexic 
  • i have depression, ADD and OCPD
  • i have a cousin WHO IS AUTISTIC - they’ve always been that way and nothing is going to change about that
  • i work with kids with cerebral palsy, degeneration neurological conditions and other mental conditions ALL THE TIME
  • my best friend is studying to be a psychiatrist 
  • my dad works at a mental healthcare center that houses full-time long-term patients
  • so i’m not misinformed or “insensitive” i’m quite the opposite when it comes to people like this.  but i’m not gonna be sensitive towards your ignorant ass because you can’t be bothered to google search how beneficial vaccines are verses autism
  • you also can’t be bothered to get a second opinion on the subject like???? so you just take one doctor’s word for it like wtf. who decided that? 
  • and even IF they did cause autism you bet your ass i would be getting ALL of them ANYWAY. for my kids. my grandkids. my nieces and nephews. everyone i know. because i would rather them be “different” than have them die of an entirely preventable disease and cause the next black plague.

EDIT: I’ve been informed that it’s better to refer to autism as a disability, not a disease.  As disease implies that it’s something that can be fixed, which subjects children with autism to harmful “remedies”.

The signs' most irrational pet peeve

Aries: People who leave time on the microwave and don’t clear the clock. They get so mad that they’ll throw the microwave out the window.

Taurus: When someone yawns with their mouth open, and makes the loudest possible noise they can, while also stretching their arms like they’re about to fucking fly away.

Gemini: People who hold the door for them when they are a hundred foot away. It makes them feel obligated to start the awkward half walk, half jog combination that makes anyone feel like an idiot.

Cancer: People that try to enter a train/any public transportation before letting people get off.

Leo: When they text or tell people a long joke or something funny, and they only reply with lol. A simple ‘haha that’s funny’ or even a ‘wow haha’ sounds more sincere.

Virgo: Crumbs in the butter. Come on you guys, how hard is it to wipe your knife off between butter servings? :/

Libra: When people scrape their teeth against the silverware while taking a bite. That shit makes them cringe!

Scorpio: Porn clips where the audio is slightly delayed.

Sagittarius: When people don’t say good bye before hanging up the phone. Like WTF?!

Capricorn: Wet bathrooms, especially when they walk in wearing socks. How the FUCK did you manage to turn a goddamn little linoleum box of a room into a freaking swamp?

Aquarius: They hate when people try to tell them things they already know.

Pisces People who put cereal or milk back with only a tiny bit left. UGH. Whyyyy?!!!

anonymous asked:

dude youre so cool wtf the amount of hardwork here?? non stop content like jfc im v impressed. Your blog is also very organized like the icons?? by color and character like holy fuck how long did it take you to do all of this?? im very impressed and left in awe ?? you are the real mvp!!

Omeuzjghdfckzh holy smokes I swear I’m blushing like crazy rn :’D Yeah, I’ve spend quite some time organising all the stuff I make! But that’s also because I really enjoy making that content, and it’s very stress relieving for me as well! I’m really really glad my work is appreciated! ♡♡♡♡ if you’re interested, I have another big surprise coming up for pride month!

anonymous asked:

Yikes yikes yikes guess anything you do is cool when you're a generic white dude

Oh of course! You did blackface, wore a Native American war bonnet, disrespected your ex girlfriend on national tv, sang about how your girl’s skirt is too short to take home to your mother, sang about doing hard drugs, sang about ‘hard candy’ (lmfao wtf dude)? Oh no worries, as long as you’re a white male, all of these things are excusable and expected! Obviously you can’t be held to the same standards we hold people of color!!! Pfffft dont be silly!!!!!! You are just a poor white boy, your ignorance and mistakes are completely human, understandable and not your fault!!!!! :))))!)ň§ääňňňň))))!)!ň§))))

anonymous asked:

OH MY GOD WTF I'M LITERALLY SO DUMBFOUNDED AS TO HOW YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING WRITER UGH i cried so hard when I read the Jin version of "This Is How You Lose Her" and especially when you wrote "Honey we grew old together a long time ago" asdhfkflajd my heart. My heartu can't take this. Oh goodness. Please keep up the good work, I love your writings so much

Omg that line!  Ahhhhh poor Jin.  Ugh.  I cried so much writing that.  Thank you for liking the pain as much as I did!

The End

tw: bitch literally everything wtf do you think

He fights them off for as long as he can. His blade disarms a few, draws blood from a few more, but takes no lives. There are so many of them, and in each of them, a pair of eyes, radiating with hatred so dark it threatens to block out the sun.

Drop it, someone says, and out of the corner of his eye he sees enemy arms wrap tightly around Kento, the threat clear in their voice. Drop it or he dies.

How did it come to this? How did he get to this point? The world is in flames, its colors reduced to shades of ash, making the vibrant hues of transformed heroes surrounding him feel like some sort of psychedelic bubble inside a monochrome hell. Everything leading up to this feels like a blur, every monster attack, every battle won; he sees Rematch dying like flies around him and yet he hears them whispering in his ears, right over his shoulder, always just behind him where he can’t reach, in some impossible imaginary spirit world he’s invented in his madness

The world is still for a moment, the eyes of heroes and cards alike burning holes in his skin where he isn’t bleeding already. His sword hits the wartorn pavement with a rough clatter, one that hurts his ears. It disappears with his hero garb, disintegrating into thin air.

Drop it, sounds the voice again, whoever they’ve designated to lead this ambush, but he doesn’t need it repeated to know they don’t mean his sword. He glares into the first pair of eyes he locks on, keeping Kento in the edge of his sight (still alive, still breathing), doesn’t blink as he tugs his transformation talisman from his wrist and tosses it feet ahead of him, out of reach.

He has no right to the hope he holds in his heart, the invisible hope that perhaps now that he’s left himself utterly defenseless, they’ll let him go, they’ll let Kento and him go in peace. There’s a beat of eerie stillness, an unwelcome breeze smelling faintly of tar and death rustling hair, capes, useless power lines overhead.

He doesn’t realize he isn’t going to make it out of this alive until the first blow hits him across the small of his back. But by then it’s too late.

It knocks the wind out of him, sends him stumbling forward, drawing desperate coughs from the depths of his lungs only to wobble backward when another blunt something strikes him across his chest. A fist catches him across the face, hard, makes his ears ring and his mouth red and soon his senses are flooded only with the barrage of an angry mob. It’s a public stoning, and it’s all he can to keep them from pulling his heart out of his chest with their bare hands.

It seems to last forever, every blow just as vivid and hateful and burning as the last. But throughout it all he manages to mask his fear, to hide it in the black hole deep inside his chest. Somehow it’s still light out when it stops, as if no time has passed at all, which much be impossible because he’s sure it must have been an eternity (perhaps he’s in hell already).

Every muscle and vein and bone in his body quivers when he starts to push himself up off of the ground. His palms drag painfully across gravel and broken glass as he makes it onto all fours, spitting a mouthful of blood and a tooth onto the ground in front of him. He’s swallowed too much of his own blood already, forces back the taste of iron and bile, blinks sweat and blood out of his eyes.

The instinctive, animalistic fear for his own life pales in comparison to his rage at the thought of that abomination’s hands on Kento, Kento, who did nothing wrong.

“Let him go-” but his voice sounds small and broken and gets lost in another round of painful coughs. He’s bleeding everywhere, in places no one can see, places he can only feel with every labored breath. A drop of pink, of blood and sweat, trickles down the tip of his nose, clinging to his skin for dear life as they discuss his impending execution like it’s a simple training drill.

“What about that one?” he breathes, words ragged and husky and painful, like a dull blade on a chalkboard, sitting up onto his knees and turning toward that familiar mop of fire engine red standing cowardly in the distance, still distinct through his own blurring, useless vision, “He’s wanted me dead from the beginning.”

He spits again when he says it, venom coloring another mouthful of blood dark before it hits the pavement, a small trail lingering out of the corner of his lips and down the side of his chin. But he can only manage so much hatred, so much bitterness, so much venom before he starts to visibly give in to his fatigue, to the slow rate at which his body is shutting down all around him. His mouth quirks at its edge in spite of the weak, dangerous wobbling of his head, a dry-humored upturn as if to egg Ricky on, as if telling him you won’t do it, because even now you’re a coward, all talk and no action, like always-

“I’ll do it.”

The sardonic smirk falls from his face, his gaze turning slowly toward the voice as if, if he moves slow enough, the owner of it might change faces, somehow, before he gets there. But there stands Jongin, his eyes flat and cold and unreadable. He doesn’t hear the murmuring of the crowd over the ringing still in his ears, nor is he conscious enough to take note of the uncomfortable shift in the atmosphere around him. All he can do is stare at Jongin in disbelief. He forgets about bright red hair and lifelong rivalries and stares death in the face sitting on his best friend’s shoulders.

It’s the first time since he arrived in this ruin of a main street that fear breaks through his stony facade. It slips through in the form of glassy eyes and words left unsaid on parted lips and a juvenile scowl pulling his brows together under matted fringe, before he gets a chance to stop it.

He doesn’t see the spear in Jongin’s hand; he doesn’t have to.

Betrayal sits heavy in the dark shine of his eyes as they lock onto those of a man he used to consider a brother.

“Ken-” he gasps in his last moment of uninterrupted life, a sudden thought that he desperately tries to release before the spear Jongin raises collides with his heart, his last moment of true, undeniable humanity thrown into the air for the love of his life, “Ken don’t loo-”

The heartfelt warning gets lost when he chokes on the pain of the first blow. It’s seering, it’s loathing and loneliness and hopelessness, acidic and poisonous and impossible, felt from his scalp to the tips of his toes, and somehow he isn’t dead. It’s brighter and more vivid and more painful than anything he’s ever felt in his life, and somehow he isn’t dead. He looks down in disbelief as the spearhead exits his flesh the first time. He missed.

Suddenly the ringing in his ears is nothing compared to the way Kento’s shrieks pierce the air. But by the third blow, they sound distant and muffled, shrinking away from him as the feeling seeps from his extremities. Something icy and frostbitten clenches with a permanent finality around the spot in his chest where his heart is leaking his life onto the pavement and the spirits’ whispers grow louder in his head and he knows, somehow, that it’s that horrible jagged hand grabbing hold of his soul and tugging, wrenching it from the body he can’t feel anymore.

Ken, he’s not sure if he’s speaking or thinking or if he’s even capable of either anymore. He isn’t aware that the last movement in his corporeal mortal form, even after the light has left his eyes, is a weak reaching for the one person he’s leaving behind.

Ken I’m so scared.

We learn a lot in Episode 28!

28 Facts From Episode 28 brought to you by pharaohsparklefists!

1) Pegasus has a painting of Shaadi hanging up in his dining room.

2) Pegasus is indeed the kind of person who thinks it’s fun to put a replica of his own eyeball into other people’s food. This is more of a confirmation of suspicions than new information. No one was surprised.

3) Jou talks very loudly in his sleep including saying his little sister’s name, adorbs!

4) Jou is literally the only person who actually sleeps tonight.

5) Honda and Anzu are willing to stay up all night and risk Pegasus’s wrath for the sake of Yugi and Jou. And Ryou is also willing to do that even though he thinks it’s a terrible idea.

6) Ryou is easily convinced to go along with plans he thinks are terrible. Is this the expression of a man who thinks it’s a good idea to creep around a castle in the middle of the night looking for evidence against your host, who owns the castle and also steals souls? 

7) Honda thinks he is cunning. Bless.

8) HONDA CAN CLIMB REALLY WELL HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE GET UP THERE AND SO FAST TOO?!

9) Yugi sleeps in most of his school uniform and also his leather vest and collar because THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T BRING ANY FRIGGING LUGGAGE ON A WEEKEND AWAY ON SOULSTEALING ISLAND.

10) THEY CAN ALL CLIMB REALLY WELL WOW WTF Seriously, did they scale the wall? How long did that take? Or did they break in and go up a million stairs and then climb back out one of those windows? Either way, how did they get past the overhang onto the roof? They must have scaled it because there’s no reason to break back out and then back in again if you were already inside! 

11) Having your soul trapped in a playing card is painful for some reason. Apparently. Or Grandpa’s just guilt-tripping.

12) Ryou is willing to abandon the plan EVEN WHEN HE’S ALREADY SCALED A MASSIVELY TALL TOWER.

Also Ryou would make an excellent ice queen. It’s the hair. Just saying. I should draw that.

13) Yugi’s hallucinations and/or Grandpa’s ethereal messages are uncomfortably biblical.

14) Anzu would choose potentially falling to her death over potentially letting Ryou or Honda catch a glimpse up her skirt. (Anzu refuses to go first in case the boys see up her skirt, Honda refuses to let her go last in case she slips and falls without anyone behind her to catch her.)

15) Ryou has to give Honda The Talk about how girls and boys are different under their clothes. 

16) This trio is fundamentally abysmal at coming up with solutions to problems. (Ryou, in fairness, does point out that this solution (a) makes him more likely to fall and (b) will prevent him from catching her anyway since he can’t see her falling!)
Real question: HOW DID THEY CLIMB TO THIS POINT WITHOUT THIS COMING UP BEFORE?!

17) Ryou is becoming weirdly dependent on Honda.

18) Pegasus has a tower room that exclusively contains (a) many curtains and (b) a painting of Blondie. This would be understandable if this was his only painting and this was his secret room for it, but there’s several paintings of her.

19) Pegasus chooses to dump the three trespassers into a vision of a Dark Game set in Ancient Egypt instead of just stealing their souls. Or kicking them out.

20) In Pegasus’s idea of Ancient Egypt, the losers of very basic card games stone tablet games would be immediately immolated in green fire.

21) Speaking of fire, Yugi has no idea what to do when faced with it. Seriously, it cuts back to him several times for Grandpa and sometimes Kaiba and Mokuba to shout “Yugi!” and him and he shouts their names back and just stands there. Eventually the fire explodes upwards and a church bell tolls. It’s weird.

22) Pegasus does not expect the presence of Yami Bakura.

23) Yami Bakura does not show up until the last _possible_ moment.

24) The Eye and the Ring put on a snazzy display of Ancient Egyptian Laser Beams.

25) Yami Bakura is ferociously unobservant. I guess he’s been paying literally no attention through Ryou’s eyes. Because Ryou _is_ observant, has noticed the Millennium Eye, and recognised it as a probable Millennium Item. And it’s not like Pegasus has been at all subtle about it…

26) The presence of Yami Bakura probably just saved Honda and Anzu’s life. Ha.

27) Mai stays up all night coming up with strategies to defeat Yami.

And…

28) Bandit Keith watches Jounouchi sleeping.

Better With You By My Side

prompt: Dan and Phil are both sons of rich families and are sent to ballroom dancing lessons. Because there is a shortage of girls, Dan and Phil end up as partners. Phil really doesn’t want to be there and Dan doesn’t either, but is so frustrated by the fact Phil doesn’t want to dance with him he is determined to get him to.

a/n: shits about to go down also wow wtf this chapters so LONG i swear this is nearly double the length of a normal chpater but i had to stick it all together for it to make sense i hope this is ok

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Chapter Ten

“What’s that look for?” Adam breaks the unusual silence hanging heavily hanging over them, raising an eyebrow at his periodically-dressed brother. “Did Elizabeth Bennett finally leave you for someone else?”

“Be quiet.” Dan mutters, having heard one too many of Adam’s Pride & Prejudice jokes. It also doesn’t help how, in the perspective of Ryan taking Elizabeth’s place, Adam’s estimations could be inappropriately correct. In all honesty, it isn’t something he believes needs any more overthinking, given that in the space of the half an hour since he’d checked his phone, his own thoughts had probably twisted the situation around to the point of such extreme corruption he can barely tell what actually happened and what didn’t. Although even back in whatever century Pride & Prejudice was set, (he can’t be bothered to remember it) at least everything was a lot more straightforward than it is today. They didn’t need to worry about texting back, missed calls, and whichever male band member the group chat were drooling over now.

God, Mr. Darcy’s life is too difficult. He wants a re-casting.

Adam frowns, putting his can of coke down on the coffee table and giving Dan a concerned gaze. “Are you alright?”

“Tired.” Dan lies, sighing and burying his face further into the red fluff of the sofa cushion than it already was.

Adam narrows his eyes, having heard one too many of the same excuses Dan tends to throw at him. “Is it that Phil prick?”

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Q & A with Kensei


As requested by anon. :)


It is now Kensei’s turn to answer some of the questions that you readers posed!


1. duende71 said: Have you ever had any dates walk out on you the moment they saw you shirtless?

Kensei: No, why would they?

Kensei: Have you *seen* my muscles?


2. n1k3squ4d-2k14 said:
Why 69?…Why?…Do you even realize how much luckier you are than Hisagi Shuuhei - who got it on his FACE by the way?…But in all seriousness what does 69 mean?

Kensei: I have the kanji for “6” in my last name.

Kensei: And I’m the captain of Squad 9.

Kensei: So naturally I got tattooed “69” on my chest.

Kensei: I don’t understand why people are always misunderstanding that.


3. kageshini1 said: Back when you were first captain, what made you decide to let mashiro become your lieutenant? / cant-freeze-this-dragon said: Why did you pick Mashiro as your lieutenant if you hate her so much? / cute-suzuya98 said: So why did you choose mashiro as your lieutenant?  / the-wind-echoes-again said: Hey Kensei, why did you make Mashiro your vice captain?

Kensei: I was so close to having the boy band squad I’d always dreamed of.

Kensei: I had assembled a bunch of cool dudes with cooler hair.

Kensei: All of them could sing too.

Kensei: All we needed was a manager.

Kensei: And then bam! A woman with cool green hair and weird fashion sense, applying to be my lieutenant!

Kensei: I thought, that’s it. She’s definitely manager material!

Kensei:

Kensei: I was young and foolish then. 


4. m-and-a-artist said: Kensei, what’s it like to have two lieutenants, good, bad or a mix? / mietie117 said: Is it weird to have 2 lieutenants at the same time?

Kensei: They’re both half-competent, so it works out okay.


5. secretninja312 said:
How long did it take you to realize that your current lieutenant was the same kid you saved all those years ago?

Kensei: Not long at all.

Kensei: It helped that the first words out of Shuhei’s mouth were, “Thank you for saving me all those years ago!!!”

Kensei: I think he’d been holding that in for a while.


6. tinchicken said:
On the scale of one to WTF, how awkward was seeing Shuuhei’s tattoo?

Kensei: It’s like showing up to a party and finding out that you wore the same shirt as some other guy.

Kensei: Only forever.


7. digitalyukio said:
Whats its like being a zombie?

Kensei: Cold.

Kensei: A bit smelly.


8. lightblade97 said: How do u feel about Yamamoto’s love for Hisagi?

Kensei: It’s weird. Weird as fuck.

Kensei: But also I think that with all due respect, the head captain needs to back off and let Shuhei protect himself!

Kensei: Maybe then he’d actually have a functioning bankai. 


9. primtheamazing said: Are you satisfied with your shikai?

Kensei: Of course. Why wouldn’t I be?

Kensei: Or are you one of those “size matters” people?


10. ghastlygrim-ancientraven said: Have you ever cooked for the entire squad? ~~~

Kensei: I wasn’t going to.

Kensei: I don’t want to give the impression that I’m some sort of touchy-feely captain.

Kensei: But then I found out that the entire squad was mostly living on hot pockets and, well….

Kensei: I couldn’t let that stand.


11. bleachfan-hitsuhina-rangin said:
Where did you learn how to cook?

Kensei: I cooked some when I was in Soul Society before, just for fun.

Kensei: But my cooking skills got kicked into high gear when we visored ended up exiled, and I realized that NOBODY ELSE was going to do the cooking!


12. magicwafflestm said: Did you want to come back to the Soul Society and become a Captain again, or did Rose and Shinji pressure you into it?

Kensei: I loved being a captain so much that I tattooed my squad number onto my CHEST

Kensei: What the hell do you think?


13. migaze09 said: Would you consider your chef skills to be on par with those in Iron Chef? (or those other chef tv ‘reality’ shows)?

Kensei: What’s “Iron Chef?”

Kensei: Some sort of fighting/cooking thing?

Kensei: I’d be awesome at that.

Kensei: My zanpakuto already doubles as a knife!


14. shankar24 said:
can you PLEASE tell me why you dont hug poor shuhui ? he needs one from you :(

Kensei: Because he is my lieutenant, not my son, and he needs to toughen the fuck up!

Kensei: What kind of softie do you think I am???


15. emotionless-redhead said: Be honest, what would you do to the person who killed Mashiro?

Kensei: I would kill them dead.

Kensei:

Kensei: Maybe I’m a bit of a softie after all?

Drunk fanfic lmao
  • I wanted to try and write something because I heard that alcohol makes u creative but I think I drank too much so I gave up on trying. Anyways, here's the reveal. It's 100% what happened okay. Ur welcome.
  • It was really nice outside. Like it wasn't super hot but it wasn't really cold either. Nice. But that has nothing to do with anything so anyways
  • Marinette was walking home from school when she dropped her bag.
  • "FUCK!" She yelled as her bag opened in the sidewalk And all of her stuff including tikki fell out and onto the sidewalk.
  • "WHAT THE FUk MARINET" tikki yelled because wtf she was just dropped on the ground fuck u Marinette
  • "I'm Sorry tikki!" Marinette cried bending down to pick up everything that fell out of her bag. "I'm so clumsy lol"
  • "Yeah you are!" tikki glared at the earrings on her ears "why did I pick you again? What a mistake"
  • "Wow, tikki u savage" Marinette glared as she walked before looking up. Why was it taking so long to get to her house she literally liv d right beside the school. "Where's my house"
  • "You went the wrong way" tikki rubbed her head from being dropped on the ground. She was fragile and this ho over here had just dropped her onto some concrete. "How did this even happen you live RIGHT THERE" she pointed to Marinettes house in the opposite direction.
  • "Duck u tikki get in my earrings" Marinette yelled at the Kwami.
  • "I do what I want" tikka replied, getting all up in Marinettes face because she couldn't respect boundaries
  • "Wtf tiki you need to hide" Marinette yelled "someone will see u and know that I'm ladybug"
  • "Hey Marinette!"came Adriens voice from behind the two because plot development
  • "Whaaaat" Marinette turned around "h-hey h-Hi a-adriEN"
  • "Omg Stop stuttering!!!!" Tikki yelled before adding "bitch"
  • "Where is this attitude coming from?!" Mari yelled back because wtf tikki "I thought you were sweet that's why you like cookies!"
  • "Because iM SO DONE WITH YOU BEING STIPID MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG" tikki yelled
  • "Woahowow what's that?" Adrien asked shocked. OH yeah he was there
  • "Dan tikki why aren't you hiding Adrien sees you!" Marinette tried to grab the Kwami but she flew back
  • "Because I'm tired of you two IDIOTS not realizing who the other is." She looked over at the model "Hey Adrien"
  • "Uh yeah?" He looked confused because honestly wtf was going on
  • "MARINETTE IS LADYBUG YOU DUM FUCK" she yelled
  • "WHAT?!" He yelled in shock
  • "Hey Marinette?" Tikki turned to her owner???? Miraculous holder???
  • "Ye?" The girl replied
  • "ADRIEN IS CHAT NOIR BITCH" she yelled before flying into Marinettes bag. She was so done with teenagers
  • "Omg!!!" Marinette shouted "chat?"
  • "My lady?" Adrien asked
  • "Adrien?!" Marinette gasped suddenly able to talk to the boy "you're chat noir?!"
  • He nodded "okay but you're ladybug?"
  • "Duh." She dead panned "literally everything is the same about me except I wear a mask"
  • "Oh." Was all Adrien replied with
  • The two superheroes stared at each other for a second in awe.
  • "I can't believe the love of my life is actually Chat noir" Marinette grew wide eyed at the thought
  • "Awh bugaboo im the love of your life???" Adrien smiled stepping closer.
  • The people passing by stared at the two weirdos who were having a romantic moment on the middle of the sidewalk.
  • "Adrien is" marinette smiled "chat noir can go fuck himself : ^)"
  • "Well I'm chat noir and Adrien so you'll have to love us both my lady" Adrien put a hand to her cheek. Cute.
  • ": /" Marinette replied "I'll try"
  • "Purrfect" he smiled
  • The two stared into each other's eyes for like a seconds
  • "Hey can I see your phone?" Marinette broke the silence
  • "Why???" Adrien asked confused
  • "I need to put my number in it duh Adrien" the girl gave him a -_- look.
  • "Ohhh okay!" Adrien pulled out his super fancy phone and gave it to Marinette
  • 'Nice' she thought and pretended to put her number in.
  • "Sooooo bugaboo, this is so pawsome" Adrien laughed "it's the cat meow!"
  • Marinette looked up from his phone and scowled at his puns "fuck this I'm out"
  • So she slid his phone in her back pocket, because she's a klepto, as Adrienlooked at her confused
  • "Marinette?" He called after her "I thought I was the love of your life??"
  • "get rid of the puns and well talk" she called back, already a few feet away.
  • Adrien sighed and looked down because down at the ground because that's what you do when you're sad.
  • "Wait" he looked up quickly "where's me phone?"

kurootetsurouvevo  asked:

Imagine Fukunaga being a huge kleptomaniac... like the kid has a serious problem with sticky fingers. He takes things from his teammates just to see how long it takes them to notice and when they finally do he just shuffles over and quietly hands it back to them with a little smug grin and they're like 'dude wtf when did you even do that' but he just shrugs and smiles

Another hint Near kills Mikami?

as well as ‘the tale of how everybody in the DN production crew ceased to give a fuck about detail consistency’

I’ve announced this post as ‘an interpretation / theory founded on a pile of trash’ and I honestly wasn’t kidding. Normally I would get right into my theory here, but there’s actually a lot of things that need to be settled before for proper understanding.
This will be long-winded and make you feel like the terms ‘left hand side’ and ‘right hand side’ aren’t even words anymore, so if that doesn’t bother you, bear with me.

Since I’ll have to take like 700 detours before I can get to the main point, here’s a structure of wtf this post will be about:

  • What all did Mikami even do at the bank?
  • Someone in the writing crew forgot about Mikami’s killing habits 
  • Mikami forgets how to count to two, apparently
  • Near and Light do not forget Mikami’s killing habits and reasonably miscalculate because of it (but that ends up not mattering)
  • Mikami skips a page that Near would definitely want him to skip
  • Is the page full or empty? A fun image game

And as a further side note: I won’t go into explaining the whole Near-kills-Mikami theory plus evidence again so if you’re confused about the basis of all this, read this and maybe this post.

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