how long before they eat you too

  • Lance: Keith told me you are a leap child. Does that mean-
  • Shiro: That time is a human concept that doesn't affect how our body behaves? That Earth doesn't care where the sun rises first and last? That the sun was rising and setting long before humans decided to start counting how many times it happened before the ground was too cold for farming? And that it will keep rising and setting even when all the clocks stop and all the calendars are burned, until the sun explodes in a super nova, eating our solar system with it? That, despite being born in a day that happens only ever 4 years in our fragile system, my body and mind still grew normally, completely unaware that my birthday technically didn't happen, and so I'm still older then you? That in the end it doesn't matter, for we all will have the same end, embraced in the cold arms of death?
  • Lance: ... you know what nevermind holy shi t
Smol human tol turian

Vetra: Wow, I always forget how short you humans are.

Ryder: You don’t say?

Vetra: I mean I have to be careful out on a mission, I don’t want to step on you.

Ryder: You’re too kind.

Vetra: But don’t worry, I’m sure if you drink your *looks at note* milk and eat your *glances at note again* vegetables, you’ll grow up to be big and strong.

Ryder: I’ll keep that in mind.

*A few feet away*

Liam: So for how long has she been doing these?

Peebee: Like twenty minutes, and I don’t think she’s gonna stop.

Jason Todd Headcanon (NSFW)

Request: Can you please do headcanons for what jason todd is like in bed and maybe his kinks as well? Thank you!

  • Um this boy definitely has some kinks
  • At least I feel that he would
  • DADDY KINK OH MY GOD
  • And hickies
  • So many hickies
  • He just lives for covering you in hickies.  They’re everywhere
  • Praise Kink?
  • Like he’ll tell you how good you’re doing over and over again
  • He could probably go on for a REALLY long time.  And he does
  • Sometimes he’ll just eat you out for hours before doing anything
  • He just loves to eat you out
  • He’s so skilled at it too
  • During sex he’s probably fast and rough
  • But then sometimes he’ll go really slow to tease you
  • Oh god he’s such a tease
  • I feel like he’s really vocal during sex
  • He’ll probably moan really loud if you scratch/bite down too hard
  • And he’s always moaning
  • Afterwards he always makes sure that he wasn’t too hard
  • Like he makes sure that you’re ok and then he covers you in kisses and is just really affectionate

anonymous asked:

First off, I absolutely adore this blog second, how about some HCs for Sidon's usually quiet s/o curse for the first time? Like they stubbed their toe and they just just let out this long string of words.

Awww I adore you too sweet anon!

Also, i have been this s/o before, only minus Sidon and plus my grandmother and mother.

50% told me to do it again, 50% was scandalized

-Mod Pinks

Quiet s/o cursing for the first time in front of them (Sidon) (Warning, some cursing)

  • SCANDALIZED
    • “(NAME)!”
    • -cheese-eating-mother-fucking-son-of-a-whor-”
    • “(NAME)!!!!”
  • Lectures. Lectures for days
    • “You can’t just curse as you please, that language is so inappropriate- what if one of the young ones had heard you-”
    • “I’m pretty sure they would understand the universal pain of stubbing a toe on a fucking door- shit i didn’t mean fuck I can’t stop shit-”
  • Afterwards, might laugh about it in secret
    • To think his s/o, so sweet and pure, had such language in them was amusing
  • Can no longer hide amusement when an advisor to his father catches them cursing after stubbing the same toe, again

anonymous asked:

The RFA members (+ Saeran and V) eating Samyang (those spicy af Korean ramen?) as in, who'd cry eating them because they can't handle how hot it is and who eats them for breakfast lunch and dinner with a poker face? Thx thx!!

Hm I kinda want to try that one

I would cry too !

I too ate spicy food before so I just use my personal experience with these


I hope you are happy with this anon

and sorry  it took too long


Zen

  • He gets curious about what you are eating and he wants to try it too.
  • You tell him that it´s very spicy but he does not listen.
  • Since it does not affect you at all.
  • Zen just takes a few spoons and he acts like he is fully okay but he has tears in his eyes.
  • Soon he rushes to the fridge for milk.
  • While you just lough at him.
  • Zen will not admit his defeat and suffer threw the entire bowl.
  • He is secretly jealous of how cool you are with this.


Yoosung


  • He wants to try the ramen too I mean how bad can it be.
  • You warn him but he wants to show you how manly he his.
  • Yoosung takes one spoon at first its not too bad so he has a second one and then he feels the burn and he is crying hard from the heat.
  • You feel bad for him and give him chocolate.
  • Yoosung thinks you are so cool for being able to handle such spicy food.
  • He will try to learn your ways.


Jaehee


  • You are so cool with this she first thinks you are being overdramtic when you say it´s really spicy when people  are not used to it.
  • After she tires some and she starts tearing up she realizes that she should had never doubted you.
  • Jaehee finds new respect for you and your ability to handle such spicy thinks.


Jumin


  • He is curious of your commoner food habits even when you tell him that normal humans don´t ever eat this spicy stuff you just really love to eat it.
  • He is willing to learn from you so he eats some of it actual he eats the whole bowl and he does not even react till he is done.
  • You are thinking that he might is just used to spicy food too.
  • Then he walks casually to the kitchen and drinks a whole container of milk.
  • So he could not handle it after all and he will just let you have your ways with your spicy commoner meals.



707


  • You made him some to try it out but you warn him of course since he is not even used to normal food.
  • So he tries it and he is tearing up but he still eats it all while suffering.
  • You offer him milk and chocolate but he sticks to his Dr. Pepper even when you tell him it wont help.
  • He is basically a sobby mess at some point he even thinks your bowl has no spice in it but you offer him some of your and nope just as spicy.
  • He thinks you are really tough but he wont loose he will spend month to build up and then he requests a showdown with you.
  • You still win but he tires at least.


V

  • He wants to try it even you warn him he thinks its probably not that bad.
  • He eats it and its much more spicy then he thought but he does eat it all he would feel awful to waste food.
  • Specially if you made it for him.
  • So he really suffers he tears up a bit but he gets threw with milk.
  • He really likes that you handle this so well  you must be really tough.


Saeran

  • He wants to see how bad it really is I mean if you can handle it its nothing.
  • He just takes a bit from your bowl without even asking.
  • He is regretting it already but he can not show this that would make him look weak so he just takes the rest and finishes it off.
  • He pretends it´s nothing but he disappears to get some milk and you know it since he was tearing up from the heat.
  • You not say anything about that though and tell him how strong he is to pull this off.
  • Probably never eats spicy food again.
Imagine playing hide and seek with the Hobbits and dragging Boromir into the fun

For iheartthelochnessmonster :)

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It was early in the afternoon when you stopped for lunch and not long after eating you and the hobbits had found yourselves with nothing to do. Merry groaned in boredom and lay down on the grass, Pippin was looking almost too intensely at a blade of grass, Sam was resting his head in his hands and Frodo was watching the clouds.

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anonymous asked:

trans leo and trans will helping each other with dysphoria and making sure the other binds correctly and making down with cis jokes to each other

YES !!!!

leo often gets stuck in projects for literally 14 hrs at a time, not eating, not resting, if you let him so will shows up to get him to eat and take off his binder for a while and they chill before they both get back to their work

will forgets weird things like “how to wear boy clothes” (he’s always dressed kind of funny and doesnt really get what matches) and always forgets to get a haircut so leo helps him coordinate outfits (special Extra Boy Day outfits are put away for dysphoria days) and personally drags him to the aphrodite cabin when he notices his hair getting a little too long.

just…. trans leo and trans will being good, pure buds. this has added 10 years to my life. i shall transgender forever more. - mod will

anonymous asked:

Do you ever fast? If so for how long?

hi! ugh well i try and fast, but ever since i started balancing out my calories more, I haven’t needed to fast too much! if i am fasting, i’ll fast around 18-24 hours on a liquid fast. honestly the time flies by a lot quicker than you realise! for example, if you eat dinner as soon as you come home from school or work, and then begin a fast, all you do is skip breakfast and lunch (whilst staying hydrated!) and before you know it you’ve gone a day without fasting! i tend to avoid 48 hour fasts, though, they can be difficult and they’ll slow down your metabolism sooo much!! also, you should make allowances for small snacks such as occasional fruits, those will help you a lot

anonymous asked:

Hello! Do you know anything about leaving offerings for deities? If I want to offer rice should it be cooked or uncooked and how long should I leave it on the altar? Is it okay to eat it afterwards so it doesn't go to waste?

I don’t do any deity work, but I can speak from experience of working with spirits! I would offer cooked rice, although uncooked rice would be ok too depending on the deity (I have offered rice powder before too). As far as length to leave it on the altar, I typically leave things out about 20 minutes to an hour. And eating it afterwards gets mixed reactions from people, but I say go for it! No reason to waste food, ya know?

anonymous asked:

#15 with Treyco please :)

You slammed your head on the desk with a groan. You were tired and frustrated and hated animation during crunch time with a passion.

“How long have you been here?” your boyfriend asked as he walked into the animation department with dinner for the two of you to share.

“What day is it?” you asked.

Trevor just chuckled as he pulled an empty chair up to your desk, “That means too long. How about we eat you finish your current project and then we go nap somewhere.”

“Deal,” you nodded numbly then groaned as you saw Trevor pull out a soda. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

Trevor laughed again and set another drink on the table, “Extra shots of expresso to get you through the next hour or so.”

You smiled over at him before giving him a big kiss, “Best boyfriend ever.”

I Think

Anonymous asked: 32 and 80 with Alexander? (:


A/N: Probably the quickest fic I’ve ever written. Hope y’all enjoy!

Word Count: 1084

TW: Pregnancy, death mention, sickness, headaches, being hungry, period mention.

AU: Modern

Pairing: A. Ham x Reader



The past few days had been rough. As a high ranking lawyer, you were used to working your butt off and being fatigued. You worked all day long and stood around in heels, walking from here and there, tiring yourself out. But this was a whole different level of it.

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Tell her that she will never win,
because I’ll fight for you.
She may be beauty,
but it’s too cold
and you need this warm.
The feeling of light,
to breath and eat.

I’ll give you all
because I was there when you fell for the first time.
This is not a forever,
I’m too poor for that
but It’s an as long.

She may be rest
and a stop from this,
the promise of a better bed
and food and drink.
Maybe she is beautiful,
but her skin is too pure,
her body too hard,
and her chest is too empty.

It doesn’t matter how much she offers,
how much she tempts you,
she will never win over me,
I’ll have fight before
and in sweat and dirt,
I’ll do it again.

I’ll fight for you and
get my hands dirt,
wrecked and hard.
I’ll pray for you and
bleed for you before I
please her for you.

You will survive her,
like you survive me
and the past 
and this future.

—  I told you, I’ll make you unstoppable. nc.
What I’ve learned is: the story I got told about what it meant to have a fat body, that it must mean that I sat around all day eating deep-fried stuffed-crust pizza and watching TV—that story just wasn’t true. The story about how people who look like me hate to exercise just isn’t true. It’s so easy to let the media you see or the discourse you hear define who you are before you’ve even learned about yourself. And I bought into it for too long.

anonymous asked:

what would you think would be a good timeframe to eat before running? like i've experimented with different times and food and i can't seem to get it right, either not enough fuel or my body is too heavy or tired from the food. like i've even tried eating a bit or apple 15min before a run and it doesn't help. with your incorporation of meat how long before your run would you maybe eat meat? cos i've found 1hr isn't enough but 3hr is too much...i'm stuck for proper fuel i think

It honestly depends on so many things and how your body responds!!! It’s different for everyone. Like I know personally, I can eat literally seconds before I run and be okay, while other people can’t even ANYTHING before they run or else they get nauseous! There are a lot of articles on RunnersWorld.com that usually give some good advice for what to eat, how long to eat it prior to a run/race, and an explanation on why– I’d check it out :) But I usually never consume meat before I run– normally I tend to stick to carbs/fats/some protein (that comes from the carb/fat sources).

Karno fanfic: Jealousy

This was requested by an anon. Thank you so much @elletxt for helping turn on my creative light bulb and help me with ideas for this last request. I hope you all enjoy it!

After spending all day in the heavens, Karno returns to the mansion and is invited to the common area with an intriguing smell. Karno finds you cooking in the kitchen and no one else is in sight. He watches you far enough so you don’t notice he’s there. He admires how concentrated you look when you’re cooking. He’s had your good before and will eat anything you put in front of him. He knows that the gods have their own favorite foods but you only cook for him, or so he thought.
“Karno! How long have you been there?” You ask in surprise.
“Not too long.” Karno chuckles at your cute reaction.
“At least give me a warning. You scared me.”
“I never intended to do that. I don’t ever want to put my goddess in an uncomfortable position.” Karno wraps his arms around your waist from behind and kisses your earlobe.
“I wasn’t scared in that way, I was just surprised. I didn’t expect you to come so early. Everyone is working hard in the heavens lately. It’s actually been a bit lonely.”
“Well, I’m here now, _____.” Karno smiles sweetly.
“Yes, but I need to finish making these.”
“What are you making today?”
“Meatballs.”
Karno loosens his grip around your waist after hearing your casual response.
“Meatballs? Aren’t those Leon’s favorite?”
“Yeah.” You continue making he meatballs without looking at him.
“Are you cooking for Leon?” Karno finally asks after struggling to find the courage to utter those words, afraid of what your response was going to be.
“Yes.”

Karno steps back and tries to regain his composure. He almost never gets possessive or jealous but he could feel it brewing inside of him.
He has so many questions running through his head but the only thing that came out of his mouth was, “Why are you cooking for him?”
“He won a bet.”
Karno can’t believe what he is hearing and keeps his thoughts to himself. He’s trying to sound unbothered when he speaks but he will give himself away soon.
“Why were you guys betting?”
“It was just something silly that happened one day when Leon returned from his duties.”
“So it was just you and Leon?”
“No, Teorus and Ichthys were there too.”
Oh great, the prince and the troublemaker were there too.

“What did you guys bet on.”
You turn around to face Karno and you laugh when recalling what happened that day before telling Karno the story.
“We betted that Leon would slack on his work all week. If he was productive, then I would make him meatballs and if he didn’t…” You pause to laugh again and compose yourself before finishing, “…well Teo and Ichthys would decide on that.”

“Wait, that’s why Leon has been doing so well this week?”
“Haha probably.” You turn back around to finish the meatballs.
“So you’re rewarding him for his productivity.”
“Yes, with his favorite food. It’s good motivation.”
“Why don’t you ever reward me for being productive, ____?”
“What do you mean? You’re always productive, Karno. I couldn’t reward you everyday.”
“Yes you could.” Luckily you aren’t able to see the smirk that is painted across the god’s face.
“Well if I rewarded you for being productive everyday, you should reward me too.”
“You don’t think I do? I always treat you sweetly when we’re on our own.”
“That’s just you being yourself. A sweetheart.” You quickly turn your head to give him a smile and turn your head back to the meatballs.
“I’ll be sitting on the sofa.” Karno says and you just nod your head and quietly say ‘ok’.

Karno’s jealousy slowly cools down but it’s not long until the minister of the Department of Wishes appears in the mansion.
“Mmm…something smells good.”
“Perfect timing! They’re still very fresh.” You take the platter of meatballs to Leon and hold it in front of him.
He takes a meatball with a fork and bites into it. He facially expression changes into a pleasant one as he indulges the flavor.
“These are really good…”
“Thank you!”
“…for a goldfish.”
“Come on, Leon. Admit it, they’re good.”
“I have more pride than to admit that a goldfish is able to produce such incredible meatballs.”
“Haha I’m not so sure. You could just snap your fingers and make some meatballs but you agreed to me making them for a reason and you worked hard this week for a reason, and that reason was my meatballs.”
“You have no shame for what you say, especially in front of a god.”
You are left in defeat from Leon’s egotism and roll your eyes.
“How do you tolerate this goldfish Karno? Ka–oh…I thought he was sitting here.” Leon looks around the room confused.
“Yeah he was here just a moment ago.”
Leon reveals his devilish smile and looks at you. You can’t help but step away from him as he stares at you.
“I think your God is jealous. Better go check on him little goldfish.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Leon. Karno doesn’t get jealous.”
“Oh ho I’m not so sure.” Leon smirks and walks away leaving you alone in the large room. You head over to Karno’s room assuming that that’s where he is.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

“Karno? It’s me, ____.”
Karno opens the door and pulls you into the dimly lit bedroom. He presses you against a wall and traps you with both hands on each die if your head.
“Karno?”
“I’m yours, correct?”
“Wha–of course. But why–”
“And you’re mine, right?” Karno cuts you off.
“Yes.”
“Yes…?”
“…I’m yours.”
Karno smiles with the look of satisfaction, “Good girl.”
“What are you doing Ka–”
“You said that I work hard, right?” Karno cuts you off again.
“Yes you’re a very hard worker. I’m so proud of you.”
“Do you think MY hard work should be rewarded?”
“Uhh well yes. What would you like me to–”
“I’ve already decided on my reward.” Karno answers without giving you time to process what’s going to happen next.
“And what’s that?”
“You.” Karno says quietly before his soft lips land on yours.
The first kiss was sweet but his kiss gradually becomes more intense and more passionate. You grab onto Karno’s blazer to pull him in closer to feel more of his heat. The quiet room is filled with heavy breaths and sloppy kisses due to the dimness of the bedroom.
“Now, now my goddess. I’m glad you’re eager but this time I’m going to take over. You’ll have to control yourself.”
Karno lifts you up and places you on the large bed. He removes his clothing so his upper body is exposed.
Karno leans in and whispers in your ear, “It’s still evening so I’m going to take my time.”
Your body shivers at the sound of his deductive voice and his hot breath against your ear.
Karno strips you of your shirt and kisses your neck. He goes down and nibbles all the way down to your collarbone. He takes his time by pecking your stiff nipples and having his lips travel as they please around your chest and abdomen.
“Ahh Karno.”
Karno doesn’t usually tease but when he does, he DOES. The only way you can think of quickening his tedious process is to provoke him.
“Mmm Karno. Are you…jealous?”
Karno freezes for a moment and then raises his head so your eyes meet.
“I don’t get jealous.”
“Leon really enjoyed his meatballs. It’s too bad that you missed his reaction.”
Karno continues to stare forward, deep into your sparkling eyes.
“Leon said that–”
“Don’t say another man’s name unless it’s mine in this bedroom.” Karno growls. “Tonight you won’t be saying my name, you’ll be screaming it.” Karno smirks.
Yes, this is what you wanted.
Karno snaps his fingers and the both of you are naked. Karno’s fingers feel hotter than fire as they trace ever curve on your body. You can already tell that your entrance is wet just for him. You feel Karno’s arousal on your inner thigh as he hovers above your smaller form.
Karno positions himself to go in and teases your entrance.
“Damn, my goddess really wants me.”
“Karno I want you, I need you. Please reward me.”
“This isn’t a reward, this is your punishment.”
You don’t even ask for what because Karno pushes his full length inside of you.
“Ahhh Karno!”
Karno is usually very gentle and steady but tonight he’s rough and stern with every movement.
“Mmm you’re even wetter inside.”
Karno moves in and out in a moderate pace with some rougher thrusts in between.
“Mmm ahh K-Karno ahhh.”
“____ you feel so good.”
The room is significantly hotter and the noises that can be heard are your moans, his grunts, and the action happening below.
“Mmm Karno faster, please go faster.”
“I’m in control remember, my goddess.”
Karno begins to make painfully slow thrusts. You move your body at the same pace as his hoping that he’ll pick up the pace soon.
“I can tell you’re frustrated.” Karno smirks.
“I just want you to fuck me. You’re the only one that gets this kind of reward. It’s for you and only you.” You kiss his lips sweetly.
“You are terrible, seducing a god like that. No wonder you can’t be among us gods in the heavens anymore.”
Karno lifts your legs and encourages you to wrap your legs around his waist and you do so. Karno pulls out for a moment and begins to ram into you relentlessly.
“Ahhh Karno!!”
“That’s mmm it. Scream my name _____. I want to hear you scream.”

Karno continues to abuse your tightening entrance with his hard, thick length. You are unable to suppress the screams and moans that Karno produces with his powerful movements.
“Karno I’m going to cum.”
“Let go, ____. I want to be inside when you let go.”
“Ahh Karno!!” You finally reach your high which triggers Karno’s as well.

Karno flops right next to you as he’s trying to catch his breath from the intense activity.
“I’m so sorry if I was too rough. Are you all right?” Karno asks with genuine concern. He’s back to his normal self.
“I’m fine, though I might be a little sore.”
“I’ll be gentle. Think of it as an apology for letting my jealousy get the better of me.”
You can’t help but giggle at Karno’s chivalry.
“Karno I said it already, but you’re the only one that is able to get this reward. Just remember that. I might cook for the others or make them gifts but you have my love.”
“I love you, _____. My beautiful goddess.” Karno kisses your forehead.
“We might have to wait for round two for a bit longer braise the really wore me out.” Karno blushes.
“It’s fine we can just lay here.” You grab onto Karno’s hand.
“That sounds nice but my fingers and lips are still efficient.”
“Karno!” You lightly slap his broad chest.
“You don’t want me to do that tonight?”
“Well, I mean it’s not that I don’t want you to but I–uh–umm.”
“Luckily I’m in control.” Karno smirks.
His reward continues through the night and doesn’t stop until early in the morning when you wake up in each other’s warm embrace.

When exam season rolled around, you prefer to study on your own, away from any possible distraction, especially the person that is Kim Mingyu. You’d avoid Mingyu in the hall ways, around the campus and even in the library. You would find a place where you can study alone and in peace, although he understands why you avoid him because his “beauty” is too distracting and he “doesn’t blame you” but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t bombard you with texts to make sure you eat or you don’t stay out for too long studying and get home before it gets dark. Before he goes to sleep he’d text if he could call you to hear your voice because he didn’t get to see you that day and he misses you. You’d agree and answer his call only after one ring, he’d tease how eager you are to answer his call and you’d pull a tongue out at him even if he doesn’t see. “I miss you too, you know” you’d say and he’d chuckle and say you sound tired, his voice laced with concern. You’d smile, he’s always this thoughtful and you tell him exams will be over soon and he should take you out on a date. Mingyu will agree and you make him promise he will and he’d say “Promise, cross my heart”, “Good” you reply. He’d smile and wonder what time you’re going to sleep and you say ‘soon’ and he’d hum as if he knows soon would be at the crack of dawn. “Get some sleep Y/N-ah~~~” his voice groggy and tired, you can tell he could barely keep his eyes open and you’d reassure him you won’t stay up too late and he should sleep. You would say your goodnight’s and I love you’s before hanging up. 

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I have never submitted before, I am quite shy tbh. It’s been a loooong journey with lots of ups and downs, but if I did it, believe me you can do it too! I still have a long way to go but I am so happy to be where I am today. I didn’t think it was possible. I took the after picture today and I was so shocked when I compared it with the before one, I didn’t realize until now how different I am!
I am going to be honest, I didn’t really watch my eating and didn’t exercise that much until the begging of June. All I did was drink a lot of water, green tea, and trying not to eat after 6pm.
But now I started to change my eating habits, I’m cutting down on carbs, sweets, etc.. And eating more veggies, fresh fruits and lean meats. I do not count calories but I mind portions. I joined a gym and I am hopping to see more and better results.
10 kg difference between the two pictures (about 22 pounds) It took me about seven months.
Gosh, I am sooooo happy and motivated!

BTS reaction when you laugh at them for doing something stupid

May i request a bts reaction please ? When you cant stop hiccuping because you laughed too much when they accidentally do something stupid (?) Thank you before :))

~Sorry it took so long I hope you like it sweetie~

Jungkook: Yeah, I knew you laugh….Thats why I did it….totally…


Jin: Stop being a rude ass and go get some water.


Taehyung: *Laughs with you until he can’t breath* *Laughs harder after you start hiccuping*


Jimin: But Jagiya, What i’m I going to eat now?


Hoseok: *Is happy that you’re laughing* How did I even do that?


Namjoon: Every fucking day


Yoongi:  Stop laughing. It wasn’t that funny. *Super embarrassed*

~Credit to gif owners~