how long before they eat you too

  • Lance: Keith told me you are a leap child. Does that mean-
  • Shiro: That time is a human concept that doesn't affect how our body behaves? That Earth doesn't care where the sun rises first and last? That the sun was rising and setting long before humans decided to start counting how many times it happened before the ground was too cold for farming? And that it will keep rising and setting even when all the clocks stop and all the calendars are burned, until the sun explodes in a super nova, eating our solar system with it? That, despite being born in a day that happens only ever 4 years in our fragile system, my body and mind still grew normally, completely unaware that my birthday technically didn't happen, and so I'm still older then you? That in the end it doesn't matter, for we all will have the same end, embraced in the cold arms of death?
  • Lance: ... you know what nevermind holy shi t
Things Harry Styles Does In Bed (smut/ish)
  1. “Wakes you up with neck kisses while he murmurs “Wake up baby, c’mon baby, there you go” as his hands travel straight to your breasts and squeezes gently till you’re more awake
  2. Drags his fingers gently over your whole body until you’re completely covered in goose bumps 
  3. Absolutely loves how shy you get when his mouth gets filthy when you’re least expecting it. “Put the book down love, I wanna eat that sweet pussy for breakfast”. You’d go red. And he’d love it. 
  4. Will lie on his side next to you while you’re on your stomach watching Netflix, and his hands will randomly start massaging your thighs. “Harry” you’d warn. “Mmm” is all he’d mumble with a small smile. “I need to get through one episode of FRIENDS with out us having sex before the episode’s up, it’s 20 minutes” you would tell him. “That’s too long darling” he’d whine. “Think of how many times I could make you scream with 20 minutes” 
  5. “With me you always come twice, at least twice” 
  6. Was so gentle and loving the first time you slept together. Constantly asked if you were okay. Refused to fuck you until you came. 
  7. Was so completely on board with your praise kink. “Baby, you’re always so good for me. My good girl” 
  8. Spanks you whenever you do something he doesn’t like. Like the one time you smiled and laughed at that idiot’s joke at your office party, because the idiot was your boss. “Count them for me baby, 6 more left” he’d say soothing the sting before his hand would come down again.
  9. Would demand that you open your legs for him after he’s teased you all day long, knowing how wet you’d be for him. 
  10. “This? It belongs to me” he’d growl, stroking up and down your heat before plunging his fingers into you. 
  11. So. Much. Over-stimulation.
  12. Speaking of over stimulation, would just drag you back to your place when you’d move away, far too sensitive. You’d be whimpering and begging him to stop, but he’d keep on going. 
  13. “Now baby, since you were naughty and didn’t ask permission to come, you get two options. Shall I edge you till you beg me to let you come or make you come until you’re begging me to stop?”
  14. Pins your hands over your head when you’ve misbehaved, but he doesn’t have it in him to spank you or to deny you an orgasm. He knows how much you love to touch him during sex. 
  15.  “Don’t you dare hide your face, I wanna see you when you come” 
  16. Wouldn’t let you out of bed post sex. “Oh no, you’re staying right here baby” he’d growl playfully. “Harry” you’d giggle “I need to do things today”. “Yes. you need to do me, over and over again” 
  17. Cuddles because he was rough with you the night before. 
  18. He’s big on aftercare, let’s be serious, he’s a sweetheart. 
  19. Would kiss every inch of your body while you came down from however many orgasms he’d fucked into you that night. 
  20. “God, you ride me so good. So good f’me” he’d groan whenever you were on top
  21. Made you come 6 times in one night. The 6th was the best. He’d whipped out a curvy toy, astounding you, pushed the toy into your overly sensitive core and sucked on your clit until you were screaming. And that, was how you experienced your first ever squirt. 
  22. Worshiped you on the occasions where you surprised him in lingerie. “Get over here, your boyfriend’s got some work to do” 
  23. Would always be trying new positions with you. 
  24. The one time you faked an orgasm because you were both tipsy and you knew it wasn’t gonna happen, he got so upset until you told him he was the best you’d ever had. He made up for it. All. Damn. Night. 
  25. “Did I ever tell you I really, really like having sex with you?” 
Mr. Hemmings

To be honest, you don’t know where this new found confidence is coming from since you’re normally a red face blubbering mess in front of him. Maybe it was the wink he sent you this morning or his eyes constantly roaming down your body, whatever it was made your confidence boost and let your wild side escape.

Originally posted by irweicake

Words: 5.5K

Request: No


The sound of your bedroom door creaking open and the shutters of your blinds getting pulled up had your eyes beginning to peal open, the sunlight shinning through the curtains had a hiss falling from your lips as you turn your body over to look at whomever decided to disturb you so early in the morning.

“Y/N what time did you go to bed last night?” Your mom questions as you hear her wining your window open. The sound of birds chirping and lawn mowers shaving long strands of grass begin to flutter into your ears.

“I don’t know, two maybe four in the morning?” You respond while groaning and throwing your head into your pillowcase, the softness of the pillow comforting you as you let a please sigh slip from your lips.

“Really Y/N! Why were you up so late?” Your mom ask with such frustration in her voice that your actually scared to look at her, but you’re actually relieved when she sits down at the foot of your bed and begins to rub your calf in her thigh.

“I was binge watching The Vampire Diaries sue me.” You say, voice muffled because of the pillow but your mom lets a tired sigh fall from her lips before pinching your calf gently.

“You shouldn’t be doing that. It’s bad for your body.” Your mom says, only leaving you to blink your eyes open and roll them.

“Ugh.” You groan before turning around in her grasp and looking up at her, the sunlight somewhat blinding your eyes.

“It’s the truth Y/N, anyways freshen up. Breakfast is downstairs and I need to talk to you also.” Your mom states while rising up and off the bed, her warm skin leaving your body, causing you to pout.

“What do we need to talk about?” You ask while raising up, your left hand coming up to cover your eyes from the beaming sun as you watch your mom begin to walk out of your door. “Come downstairs and you’ll find out.” Is the only thing she says, causing another groan to fall from your lips before you hear the door slam shut, making you stand and  walk out your bedroom and straight to the washroom.

You quickly brush your teeth and wash your face before you hop in the shower, the feeling of the warm water hitting your cool body had a please sigh slipping through your lips as you quickly washed up and hopped out.

You made your way into your room and quickly put on your under garments before lotioning your body up, the scent of coconut in the air as you walked over to your window with your towel wrapped around your body just in time to see your beautiful neighbor.

Just a few yards away from you, you saw Mr. Hemmings just getting out of the shower also, his body glistening with water as a white towel was loosely wrapped around his hips. His once blond hair now resting dark amongst his forehead, he brings his hand up and brushes it out of his face, making his body look so lean and slender.

A satisfied moan slipped from your lips as you watch Mr. Hemmings continue to paste around his room, continuously looking around for something that he lost. You watch as his body begins to walk towards the window that reflects yours, his arms reaching out and pulling open a drawer that is conjoined to his desk, his arm moving around like he is searching for the item before pausing and looking up towards you.

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The Signs in Love
  • Aries: tries so hard not to catch the feels and becomes overwhelms when they do
  • Taurus: gets so nervous and excited they find themselves either eating way too much or no where near enough
  • Gemini: gets their feelings confused and continuously overanalyses things
  • Cancer: cares so much about you that they become kind of clingy, but that's just how they show their love
  • Leo: cause you're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no
  • Virgo: half the time is too picky to be in love, but when they are they're all in
  • Libra: all the typical cliche mushy stuff, and it's cute as long as no ones feelings get hurt
  • Scorpio: attracted to people way before they realise they're also in love with their mind
  • Sagittarius: doesn't fall hard often, but when they do they can make you feel like you hold the world in your hands
  • Capricorn: pretends they're not till they can't hide it any longer and they give in to it
  • Aquarius: mysterious and hard to read but they're worth the wait to love
  • Pisces: falls easily but can change their mind just as fast, this makes them somewhat cautious of the feeling
FP Jones/Andrews family/Riverdale imagines - Oh Dear Part 9

Originally posted by riverdalesource

AN: This chapter is a little different… It’s also a little short so I may release the next chapter a little earlier than Friday. 

(Part One) (Part Two)(Part Three)(Part Four)(Part Five)(Part Six)(Part Seven)(Part Eight)

Overall Summary: You’re Archie’s old sister and you have a thing for a certain serpent

Pairing: Reader x FP Jones, Sister!Reader x Archie Andrews, Daughter!Reader x Fred Andrews

Word count: 1,335

Warnings: Well, FP is clearly older than the reader in this fic, none really

Before homecoming…

FP watched you leave the trailer with a unconscious smirk on his lips. 

You really were something else. 

He turned to the kitchen and poured himself a coffee, he had to be at Alice Coopers in an hour and if he was honest, he was kind of nervous. 

He knew Alice. He knew that this wasn’t just some social gathering to bring the Cooper/Jones family together but he said he’d go since Jughead seemed so damn excited about it. And in the end, he didn’t care that much about Alice’s intentions as long as his son was happy.

And your surprise visit was enough to encourage him to get through the rest of the evening. Knowing that you would be at the Whyte Wyrm in a pair of combat boots and black washed jeans that clung to you so tightly was enough to help FP through the night. 

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temete-la-bella  asked:

21 with Yoongi please! ^-^ Roommate!AU Thank you! And congratulations!

thank you so much for requesting, i hope you like it! and thank you!

21.“Why are you naked in my bed?”


Originally posted by morekpopmore

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Jason Todd Headcanon (NSFW)

Request: Can you please do headcanons for what jason todd is like in bed and maybe his kinks as well? Thank you!

  • Um this boy definitely has some kinks
  • At least I feel that he would
  • And hickies
  • So many hickies
  • He just lives for covering you in hickies.  They’re everywhere
  • Praise Kink?
  • Like he’ll tell you how good you’re doing over and over again
  • He could probably go on for a REALLY long time.  And he does
  • Sometimes he’ll just eat you out for hours before doing anything
  • He just loves to eat you out
  • He’s so skilled at it too
  • During sex he’s probably fast and rough
  • But then sometimes he’ll go really slow to tease you
  • Oh god he’s such a tease
  • I feel like he’s really vocal during sex
  • He’ll probably moan really loud if you scratch/bite down too hard
  • And he’s always moaning
  • Afterwards he always makes sure that he wasn’t too hard
  • Like he makes sure that you’re ok and then he covers you in kisses and is just really affectionate

HC that Akaashi is absolutely the person who when in a restaurant is always looking at the kitchen door, visibly stiffens when food starts heading towards the table only to slump when the waitress walks past, “Keiji stop glaring at the old couple” “We ordered before them, how did they get served before us???”, is always first done and stares into the soul of anyone who takes too long, Akaashi “are you going to eat that” Keiji, always has snacks in his bag that he brings out at the weirdest times, offers out of courtesy then acts like you murdered his firstborn child when you actually accept

True blood son...and daughter - Damian Wayne x Sister!Reader

Summary : Your first meeting with your half-brother didn’t really went well, both of you being quite hot headed…Slowly but surely however, you guys warm up to each other. 

It’s meh, I’m so dissatisfied with my writing lately…hope you’ll still enjoy it :

(My masterlist blog here :


-Don’t forget I’m the true blood son ! 

-Oh yeah ? That’s funny because you know what ? I’m the true blood daughter ! So your argument is invalid. Do you think before you speak ?

Your father looked between you and Damian, not knowing what to do…This wasn’t going how he wanted it to go at all. 


Your first encounter with your half-brother Damian was…tense, to say the least. One day your dad came home with the boy, and boom, I guess you had a new brother. You were super excited. At least at first. You quickly realized that he wasn’t really…the nicest. 

Even before your father explained where he came from and all, you knew he was definitely your brother. He looked almost exactly like your dad when he was a kid. Almost exactly, because his eyes weren’t blue but green, and his skin was way darker than your father’s pale complexion. Other than that…it was like seeing a mini-Bruce. You hoped he wasn’t like your dad mentally too, because that was gonna be a nightmare…And he wasn’t. He was worst. Oh my god so much worst. 

The first words he uttered to you were full of disdain : 

-You look weak. 

Your father stiffened, ready to intervene. He knew that with you, this could go only two ways : you’d loose all control and fight Damian, or ignore him completely, much like your mother would. Your mother, Catwoman, champion in ignoring people that annoy her since the day she was born. You took the second option, and with a little smile that made Damian fumed, you turned away from him, going back to the work you were doing on the bat mobile before your dad emerged with your brother. Hum. Half-brother. 

But Damian wouldn’t have it. He already met the other batboys, and he made sure they knew that Batman’s TRUE son was home. He went too you, under your father’s gaze. Your dad was still ready to lunge forward between you two. 

-Did you hear me ? 


Damian was confused. Even Dick, who seemed like the most collected one, reacted to his provocations. And here you were, kinda ignoring him, a smug look on your face. He had to assure his superiority on you, and you had to react for it to work !! 

-You look very weak. 

-You already said that. Redundant. 

-You look like you…

-Hey, listen, I know what you did to Dick, Jay and Tim ok ? Won’t work with me, I don’t care about your little need to feel better than us. So here we go, I’m gonna tell you know : hey, you’re better than me. Cool right ? I bet you feel great now. 

-Well at least you know your place. 

Oh damn. You were doing such a good job. You were being so calm and collected, like your father taught you. You should have kept ignoring him, just like your mom did to people she didn’t like…You knew he was eventually going to say something that’d make you mad. And here. “Know your place” ? “KNOW YOUR PLACE” ? How dare he ?!  

You stood up to face him. He was almost as tall as you, even though he was definitely years younger, no more than 10, and you were already (your age). You were kinda short. Like your mom. In the corner of your eyes, you could see your father coming towards you, but you made him understand with your eyes that he shouldn’t intervene. You needed to do this. And so he stopped, and looked at you two. 

-Do you want me to teach you your place ? 

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Taking Care of the Kid(s) for the Day

Group/Member: BTS/Jimin

Words: 486

Genre: fluff, Daddy!Jimin

Summary: Jimin takes his four year old daughter on a daddy-daughter date

Requested: 6th part of series

A/N: Here’s Jimin’s! I’m kind of sad that this series is almost over, because I love children and love imagining the members as fathers, even if I die every time I do. Jungkook’s will be up soon, and I hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jin Yoongi Hoseok Namjoon Taehyung

“Are you ready for our daddy-daughter date?” Jimin asked Ara after helping the four-year-old get dressed.

“Yes, appa!!” She jumped in excitement before grabbing onto her dad’s hand and allowing him to lead her out to the car. He helped the young girl into the car and watched her buckle her seatbelt, helping her in the end when she couldn’t get it to click.

Jimin climbed into the driver’s seat and buckled himself in. “Let’s go!” He sang out as he started the car and backed out of the driveway.

“I wanna listen to Appa’s music!” Ara exclaimed after Jimin got on the road.

“One sec.” He turned the radio on and waited until he reached a red light before looking at his phone and turning on the Bluetooth so that he could play their most recent album for her. “There we go!” He said as the music started and the light turned green.

“Are we there yet?!” Ara whined a mere minute later.

“Soon, baby, we’ll be there very soon.” Jimin assured her, knowing that the restaurant really was only a few minutes away. He turned on his blinker to make a left turn.

“Wheee!!!!” Ara threw her hands up as if she were on a rollercoaster like she does every time Jimin makes a turn, even though it’s not very fast. He drove a few blocks before pulling into the parking lot and finding a good spot close to the entrance. “We’re here!!” Ara exclaimed, immediately pressing on the button to unbuckle her seatbelt.

Jimin exited the car and opened the door for his daughter. As he helped her unbuckle and brought her out of the car, he couldn’t help but to thank all the gods that it didn’t seem to be busy, considering how impatient she could get if they were to have to wait.

They went inside and were quickly seated. Jimin began to look over the menu. “What are you in the mood for, Ara?”

“Banana milk!” The little girl yelled in excitement.

“Okay, but what to eat?”

She hummed and tapped her chin is she thought. “Oh, I know! Food!”

Jimin chuckled at his daughter. “How does chicken sound?”

“I like chicken!”

“Chicken it is.” Not long after he finished his statement, their waitress appeared to take their order.

As she was about to leave to put their order in, Ara decided to speak up. “I like your hair! It looks very pretty!”

“Awww, thank you sweetie! I think your hair is very pretty, too.” The waitress smiled at her before turning around to leave.

Ara leaned towards Jimin and cupped her hand around her mouth as if she were about to tell a secret. “It doesn’t look very pretty from the back.” She attempted to whisper.

Jimin then leaned forward and cupped his mouth. “Just don’t tell her that.” He whispered back, sending Ara into a fit of giggles.


(A langst fic inspired by @alienslovetea’s “Frost.” Check their blog out!)

Lightening surges beneath his fingertips. His muscles convulse, clench, loosen. His eyelids flutter as he seizes.

Garbled screams come through the intercom, distorted and lost to his electrified ears. Lance wants to answer back, but he’s locked in place, his body contorting against his will.

Blue shuts down completely, overloaded with power. Electricity still runs through her, burns under Lance’s skin and creates tracks of fire up his face.

All at once the electricity stops dead, though a cooling wave of relief cannot crush the way his body tingles, the way his body aches the way it does.

Lance heaves a great breath, head rolling limply in his seat. He is dazed, shocked — literally and figuratively — lost to the pain he feels. Light flashes and pops outside of Blue, faint behind the dead screen. Lance feels himself being carried, but cannot move to try and fly away. He only hopes it is his team.

The world swirls around him, dips in and out of his vision, plays a game of catch with his eyes. Lance can hear himself breathing, a dry, rattling noise he can’t stand, but he is so, so tired and is willing to put up with it if he can sleep.


Just shut your eyes.


It’s so quiet here.

“LANCE!” A voice shrieks in his ear, jolting him awake. The pain that streaks through him wakes him up more than whoever just screamed, though, but the saltiness of his tears shocks him more. His tears burn, sting, somehow reminder this situation is all too real.

Lance can’t move himself to speak. He tries, he really does, but his throat screams when he swallows to say something. Lance settles for humming.

“It's— it’s Shiro. We’re taking you back to the castle. I’ve got you buddy.”

He hums in acknowledgment, and… promptly blacks out.


“Just a few more ticks,” Allura snaps. Keith gets a vague, sickening feeling of deja vu, a mirror of a situation from years past.

“What’s a few more ticks going to do? Let him out!” Keith urges, impatient. He’s waited so long for Lance to leave the pod, and how’s a few more fucking ticks going to affect his recovery? Keith huffs.

“Calm down, Keith. You’re not the only one waiting on a friend,” Shiro murmurs, and Keith briefly wonders if he’s talking about Lance before turning his attention back to the pod.

“It’s been a “few more ticks,” Allura. I’m opening the pod.“

From the corner of his eye, Keith can see Pidge glaring at Lance’s pod. She looks just as tempted to press the button as he is, but Keith wouldn’t be surprised if Pidge actually—

A hissing sound followed by mist leaks from the pod, which was then followed by a body falling forward. Keith steps forward, catches him, whispers “I’ve got you,” and hope no one hears.

Hunk barges forward, and nearly snatchesLance away from his arms, eagerly searching for signs of life on his groggy face. “Heeeeeeey buddy,” Hunk begins, patting and petting his friend’s hair and face. “I know it’s been a while but how do you feel about eating?”

Keith inches forward a little closer. He wants to see Lance’s face.

“How long have I been out?” was the response instead, Lance’s voice thick and quiet much like one waking up from a nap.

“Too long, pal,” Hunk grins, and Pidge says “Like, a month! Do you know how long we waited for you?”

Lance stands, slinging his arm around Hunk’s shoulder. “Maybe a month?”

Pidge immediately looks surprised before laughing, and even Keith has to admit that was pretty clever. He won’t tell anyone he laughed, though.

“Alright Lance, let’s get you to the kitchen. Some food goo will do you good.” Hunk secures his grip on his friend, totters away chatting like nothing ever happened. Pidge trots after, chattering like a bird.

Keith makes to follow, but he feels a heavy hand, albeit warm, on his shoulder. “How are you feeling?” Shiro asks, just as familiar as always. “I know you were pretty anxious to see Lance again.”

“I’m fine, Shiro,” Keith says, even though he knows Shiro is right and he’s already feeling jittery to catch up. “Thanks for asking.” He says, though it’s more of an afterthought than anything.

Shiro blinks, chuckles, pats Keith on the back. “Alrighty tiger.” He nods his head in the direction Hunk and Lance and Pidge went. The second Keith feels Shiro’s hand retract, he’s off, ignoring Shiro’s laughter and Allura’s inquiries.


“Let’s calm down, okay Lance?” Hunk smiles at him, but the way he holds his body screams of defense. Lance knows Hunk is feeling threatened. His body language reflects that, but Lance doesn’t know how to shut this off.

Frost. Frost everywhere.

It sears his fingertips, encompasses nearly the entire kitchen except for the patches Hunk and Pidge stand on. She stares at him with owlish eyes, fascinated and frightened. “I— I am calm,” Lance says, though it sounds more like a question even to his own ears. A burst of ice shoots from his hands seeing his friend’s distress. “I don’t.. I don’t know what’s happening.”

“Maybe it’s.. you…” Pidge starts, before something clicks and she gasps. “When you were electrocuted inside Blue, maybe, maybe she transferred some of her powers to you. Maybe it was through quintessence, in an attempt to help you survive all the electricity— that really was a huge ball of electricity that fleet through at you, there was no way you and apparently Blue alone could take a hit like that and survive, so, so—”


“Right, sorry. I think you have Blue’s powers now.”

Lance winces, and the frost hardens, thickens to what may be ice. “How do I… how do I control this?”

Pidge shrugs like it isn’t a big deal.

Hunk, however, takes a step forward, nearly melts like the ice does around his foot when he makes it safely. “It seems you want to protect us, maybe? I guess we shouldn't— we should keep you calm, huh?” Pidge starts again, taking a tentative step towards Lance as well. Lance feels like a livewire, jittery, stripped raw and nervous. One wrong move, He thinks. One wrong move.

“What’s going on in here?” Keith stops in, crushing the frost beneath his boot. “Keith, wait—” Hunk and Pidge shouts, but it’s too late. Lance starts, jumping, a spout of cool mist covering the floor and freezing all four paladins in the room up to their knees.

Lance’s heart races, and he feels so terribly stupid for letting go like that. Now his feet are cold and his friends are covered in ice… and he has no idea how to voluntarily melt it.

His fingers twitch. They’re cold.

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Justin Foley X Reader

Word Count: 962

Warning - Abuse, Reader is Abuse

Originally posted by clony

You and Justin were friends who bonded over horrible things. You were nice and understanding, he noticed that when you worked together. He met you before he was popular and so he protected you when he was but there was a time when he forgot about you and you knew it. You never tried to make it out to be anything else. Something Justin didn’t know was that you were going through the same thing if not worse, you parents didn’t want you, your dad thought if he bruised you enough that you would fade into the shadows and your mum thought it was best to just ignore you. Most nights you slept in your car and you were late for school every morning because you waited for them to leave before you went in to get changed and shower.

One night when you were in your car, scrolling through the phone that you had because they forgot about you. Justin knocked on the window of your car, you slowly turned because your stomach still hurt from when you dad punched you. When you realised that it was Justin you leant forward and opened the car door. You still got money from you various other family members so you weren’t starving, you kept most of the food in the car. “What are you doing in your car?” Justin asked as he climbed in.
“What are you doing out at 2 in the morning?” You asked and he shrugged, his eyes landing on your arms which are usually covered during your time at school.
“What happened to you?” He asked grabbing your arm to look at it properly before looking at your other arm too.
“My Dad happened to me.” You answered pulling your arms back and reaching into the back of the car to grab something to eat from the back of the car. “You want something?”
“How long has this been going on?” He asked.
“What?” You asked.
“This!” He gestured your arms and you shrugged.
“It goes on whenever he can get his hands on me.” You answered. “What are you doing out here anyway?” You asked as you put some M&Ms in your mouth and offered some to Justin.
“My mum’s boyfriend.” He answered.
“Like all the others?” You asked.
“What?” He asked.
“Don’t we’re two sides of the same coin.” You smirked gesturing yourself.
“I’m sorry that I left you all alone.” He sighed.
“Well, you can make it up now right?” You asked and he nodded for once someone was giving him a second chance.

From that day on he never let you grow apart and he spent more time in your car then he did at home, he added to your food stash and made sure that all of your cuts and bruises were treated and you did the same for him. He told you about Hannah tapes and you advised him to tell Jessica but you didn’t know her very well so whatever he thought was best was probably better.

It was weeks before the next incident and you were Justin’s first call, but he didn’t know that you weren’t doing too well, he walked up to your car and realised that the doors were unlocked, they were never unlocked, he looked in to see that you were curled up in the driver’s seat, he walked around and opened the car door, you flinched back breathing picking up and arms flailing, Justin grabbed your wrists “(Y/N)! It’s me… It’s okay, what happened?” Justin asked.
“He w-was w-waiting.” You answered.
“Damn!” Justin cursed, he gently moved you over to the passenger seat and crawled in after you and then began cleaning your cuts, he noticed the bruise forming on your waist where your top had risen up. “Do you mind?” He asked and you shook your head, he gently pulled your top up and the bruise spread over your stomach and up your side. “I think your ribs are broken.”
“What’s with the bag?” You asked your voice still weak.
“I left home, I’m not going back,” Justin answered.
“Maybe we should just leave.” You mumbled.
“Maybe we should,” Justin mumbled back before locking the doors and climbing into the back of the car and then gesturing for you to come lay with him.
“What about Jessica?” You asked, you never laid together before because he was with Jessica.
“I’m not with Jess anymore and you need me more than she wants me around so…” He trailed opening his arms. You slowly climb into the back with Justin guiding you until you were lying with him.

The next morning you waited for your parents to leave like always and then Justin helped you into the house, you both showered and changed before getting back into the car but before you could go anywhere Justin put his hands on yours “Do you still want to leave?” He asked and you looked at him shocked you thought that was something you’d say but never address and you thought for a second before nodded. “Then let’s go.”
“What about school and your scholarship?” You asked and he shrugged.
“We’ll find somewhere else to go to school.” He answered. “Or we can just work.”
“Are you sure?” You asked. “I have nothing going for me here, no friends, no family are you sure you want to leave?”
“No one wants me… I want to leave.” He answered and you nodded starting the car.
“Let’s go then…” You smiled before leaning over and kissing his cheek “there’s always someone who wants you.”
Justin dove forward kissing you careful of your bruises “you missed.” He whispered before you giggled and you guys left for good.

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Zalfie Knows / Joe Sugg

Zoe had invited her brother and one of their childhood best friends to stay over at her house for a few days, and she was surprised when they told her that they had already been hanging out the last couple of days.

When they got there, they acted like everything was normal between them, and Zoe would have believed everything was the same if it hadn’t been for the little things that happened between them in the next couple of days.

First, it was the way they talked to each other, it was always soft and with a smile on their faces, and then Zoe realized how often he called her ‘love’ and she called him ‘sweet’. At first she thought nothing of it, but there was this one time that she called him ‘handsome’ and her eyes went wide before changing the subject.

The next day, she caught them making breakfast together. She was humming lightly and he was standing next to her, watching as she made the pancakes with a loving smile on his face. And when he kissed her temple and whispered something in her ear making her giggle, she could have sworn he had told her that he loved her. That’s when she decided to go back to bed.

“I think Y/N and Joe are dating.” She whispered to her boyfriend, who had just woken up.

“Why’s that?” He frowned.

“Pay attention today and you’ll know what I’m talking about.”

“Is that a problem, though?”

“No not at all. Been waiting for this my whole life.” She laughed.

That day, Alfie did what his girlfriend told him to do, only to find that she was right. There was something about Y/N and Joe that you just realized that they weren’t just friends anymore. They would hold hands under the table, and they would kiss each other’s cheeks when they thought no one was looking.

That night, when the four of them were hanging out, both couple cuddled on different ends of the sofa, Y/N showed Zoe something funny in one of Joe vlogs, and she kept watching it when she saw her friend in it. Giving the phone back, she typed her brother’s vlog channel and watched some of his latest vlogs, Y/N being in every single one she watched.

“Ugh,” Zoe let out, making everybody look at her. “Why didn’t you guys just tell me?” She asked.

“What you on about, Zo?” Y/N asked.

“You and Joe being together!” They looked at each other before looking back to Zoe, who sighed. “Were you scared I wouldn’t approve or something?”

“Zoe.” Alfie whispered but Joe just shook his head with a smile.

“We were going to tell you, tonight. We were going to make dinner and tell you while we were eating.” Y/N laughed, her fingers lacing with Joe’s. “You were just too impatient.”

“Oh.” She smiled. “Well, since now we know…why did it take you so long?!” She ran and hugged them, making them laugh. “How long have you been together?”

“Eight months.”

“Eight months?!” Alfie asked, surprised.

“But you guys came to stay last month!” Zoe said and then looked at Alfie. “We’re blind, Alfie!”

“You aren’t, we just were extra careful, that’s all.” Y/N laughed, standing up and looking back at her boyfriend. “Come on, Joseph, dinner isn’t going to cook itself.” She smiled and started walking towards the kitchen.

“Coming.” Joe said, sitting up on the sofa. “Damn, I love her.” He said, looking at his sister.

“I never thought I’d hear you say that.” She and Alfie laughed.

“Joe?” He heard Y/N’s voice call from the kitchen, so he got up and walked there.

Where She Went (Part 2)


pairing: daveed diggs x reader

summary: daveed and reader were high school sweethearts who had a bad breakup, fate (and a well-timed cello concert) brought them together in NYC. they had a lot of catching up to do.

warnings: swearing, mentions of car wrecks and death, smut at the end because i’m still me after all.

word count: 6,459

a/n: ayyy it’s day five of the @hamwriters write-a-thon which is reverse POV day. this is a continuation of my lit day fic, linked at the top of this post, and i can’t tell u how to live ur life but it really would make more sense if you read that first. love u!!!!!!!! hope it was worth the wait!!!!!!!!!!!! 

“Daveed,” you breathe. “Hi- I, um…I hadn’t really figured you’d come backstage.”

Daveed shifts uncomfortably, looking around the room.

“Yeah, well…I almost didn’t,” he admits, rubbing the back of his neck.

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Reaction to You Having An Eating Disorder // Trigger Warning

A/N: For anyone that feels as if they are not perfect the way they are, please do not hesitate to inbox me to talk, I’ll help you through it as much as I possibly can. Please do not feel as if you would need to do this to yourself or go through this alone. I promise that everyone is extremely beautiful on the outside. Do not feel as if you need to starve yourself to look a certain way. Seek any form of help, it’s okay to ask for help I promise. xo.

You stared into the mirror before stepping into the shower, noticing all the stretch marks that covered the curves on your body. Biting down on your lip while you moved and watched the slight movement underneath your skin. The chub on your arms, stomach, thighs, ruined your mood completely as you tugged on your hair in frustration with your looks.

That was the final straw for you, you needed to shed off the weight somehow because you didn’t feel pretty enough. You already hated the fact that you weighed more than your boyfriend, never wanting to sit on his lap, fearing the discomfort it would cause him. You started by cutting out sugary things, things that had too much fat, or wasn’t lean enough. Then you started cutting out one or two meals every day, just before you pretty much stopped eating in general.


Originally posted by tuanmarkers

Mark was excited to have you in his arms again, he peppered your face with an endless amount of kisses when he returned back from got7’s three month tour. He held you at arm’s length to look you up and down because he hadn’t seen you in so long. That’s when he did notice that you’d lost a noticeable amount of weight. Even though he noticed it at first, he wouldn’t think too much about it, praising how good you looked.

Since he had a successful tour and had been gone for so long, he would want to treat you to dinner and a movie. When he noticed that you didn’t want your usual popcorn and buncha-crunch candy at the theatre and said you were too tired to eat dinner; it would raise some concern.

Sooner or later he would notice how tired you would get, not having enough energy to go out much with him and the guys. He would notice how you would already say you’ve eaten and brush off the meals he offered you. Mark would know something was wrong when he offered you your absolute favorite dessert and you rejected it. I mean, you both loved to eat, so rejecting food was a red flag.

He then would confront you about it, being upset that you thought you weren’t beautiful the same way he thought every aspect of you was perfect.

“Please eat jagiya, I’m begging you..” he would say with sadness lingering in his voice.


Originally posted by got7gifsg


Jaebum would not be fucking having it. After returning from tour, he would hold you close to him, noticing how much smaller you seemed in his arms. He wasn’t going to complain, having your warmth close to his heart, but he loved you the way you were. He would ask you straight forward if you’ve been losing weight since he’s been gone. You would respond that you have, happy with your progress although you took an unhealthy approach.

He would constantly ask how you’ve been losing weight, being upset with the fact that you felt that you needed to in the first place. Even though you lied to him, he wasn’t stupid. With his observant nature, he would tend to notice how you would skip actual meals, only eating a granola bar in the morning and lounging around the house most of the time because you had no energy to go off on.

He wouldn’t let this go on for long, and would sit you down to talk to you about it and from then on, he would watch you and make sure that every meal you ate, you ate together. He would be a bit controlling about it, but he only wanted you to stay healthy since he couldn’t bare seeing the one he loved so much cause themselves pain.  

“Jagi, you need to be eating; it’s not healthy when you don’t and I want you to be around for a long time.”


Originally posted by noirahgase

He would FUCK YOU UP..

This energetic ball of happiness would immediately notice how you’ve changed. You weren’t as energetic as before and seemed smaller than before. He would be somewhat disappointed that your thighs weren’t as squishy as before, the way he really liked them. At first he wouldn’t think anything was wrong, being interested in your weight loss he would want to know how you did it.

After you didn’t have a confident enough answer for him, it would raise some concern for him. He would then begin watching your eating habits, noticing that you wouldn’t eat like before.

It wasn’t until he found you in the bathroom one night when you thought he was asleep. You were staring at your body in frustration, tears silently streaming down your face as you pulled at the chub still grazing over your body, feeling unsatisfied with your progress even though you’ve already lost nearly thirty pounds. You would take your toothbrush, but before you could even try to get yourself to throw up, Jackson had his arms around you tightly discouraging you from harming yourself.

“Don’t do this jagiya. This isn’t healthy. You’re perfect, your body is perfect, why would you want to change that?”

“Jackson~ah..” you responded weakly, sobbing against him.

“If you wanted to lose weight, this isn’t the way to do it, do you want me to lose you? Promise me you won’t do this again..promise me..”


Originally posted by jypnior

This boy is too smart for you to fool him. Upon returning, he would want to spoil you with your favorite clothes, movie, dinner, snacks, and desserts. Once you rejected eating, he would know what’s wrong immediately. He would insist that you would eat, trying to use reverse psychology, pouting that he just wanted to spoil you and bought all this stuff and wanted your night to be perfect since he got back.

You would give into his request, but soon after found yourself in the bathroom, forcing yourself to vomit all the contents of the night, tears streaming down your face as you did so.

Jinyoung would be rubbing your back with instant regret from forcing you to eat, but concern about the fact that this proved that you weren’t eating. He would want you to get help, and promise to be there for you every step of the way.

“Princess, please don’t do this anymore..I never want to see you in pain ever again.”


Originally posted by yjarssunshine

Here come the water works.

He wouldn’t notice that you weren’t eating, he would just notice that you felt smaller in his arms when he would cuddle you. The other boys had to ask him if you were okay. Confused by what they meant, they would explain to him that you’ve lost a lot of weight, and that you didn’t come along with them to eat. Jackson would explain to him that you might be suffering from an eating disorder just by putting two and two together.

You would be sleeping when Youngjae came in, he would hold you, calmly crying while he kissed your cheek repeatedly, not intending to wake you but he did.

“Sunshine? What’s wrong?”

“Jagiya..why aren’t you eating?” he would pout, rubbing your back slowly as he looked at you intensely. You wouldn’t know how to answer him, so you just stare back at him with remorse.

“Please eat, for me? I can’t lose you, eating is important. We’re going to eat every meal together from now on..promise me you’ll eat princess.”


Originally posted by chattyang

He wouldn’t know what to feel when he found out you weren’t eating like you should. He would offer you snacks and ice cream and would get even more upset every time you would refuse. It would get to the point where he wouldn’t beg you, but he would show you how much he appreciated you for you. The way you were was perfect for him and he didn’t understand why you couldn’t see that. He would surprise you by placing compliments all over the mirrors at the studio. They all expressed how beautiful he thought you were, how perfect, how aesthetically pleasing to him.

He would bring out flowers and offer to take you to lunch for you to eat a proper meal. Finally breaking down, you would agree and hug him, apologizing for causing him and yourself so much harm.

“It’s okay babygirl, but please don’t do this to yourself ever again..”


Originally posted by yugyeomism

He wouldn’t really notice at first, being very positive he wouldn’t think anything was wrong. It wasn’t until he would spend a whole day with you and noticed that you hadn’t eaten all day. He would kindly offer you dinner, upon you rejecting he would uncomfortably look at you, finally noticing all the weight you’ve lost over the last few months he’s been gone.

This boy wouldn’t know how to confront you about it, only pushing the idea for you to eat sometimes. When you would brush it off like it wasn’t a big deal and that you would eat later, which secretly you knew you wouldn’t, he would get even more concerned. He would ask his hyungs for help of how to approach you.

It would become an intervention, he would allow Jinyoung and Jackson to lead the discussion of how unhealthy you were becoming. You would finally notice how much it was hurting Yugyeom seeing you broken enough that you would consider starving yourself.

“You’re beautiful the way you are. Please eat something so you can be my healthy jagiya. I love you too much to lose you and see you hurting over your weight,” he would say as he finally broke down into tears.

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A Day in the Life. Or Something Like That.

Pairing: Tom Holland-Y/N

Warnings: Making Out??

a/n: i know i haven’t posted in a while and im sorry !! School started last week so im getting back into the swing of things, but im going to try to post more consistently now !! Hope you enjoy this <3 


You walked into your boyfriend’s apartment and was greeted by a dog jumping up and licking you.

“Hey Tessa!! Hey girl!!”

She responded by trying to jump up and lick your face. You laughed and headed into the kitchen to get a drink.

“Babe,” you heard come from Tom’s room.

“Get away from the dog and come cuddle me.”

“Do I have too?”

“Yes. I miss you.”

“You saw me yesterday.”

“That doesn’t mean I don’t miss you”

“Fine i’m coming i’m coming.”

You chugged the rest of your water and headed for Tom’s room, Tessa on your heels.

To say you liked dogs was an understatement. You had two of your own back at your house, and had grown up with them since you were little. When you first met Tom, he was walking Tessa and you were walking one of your dogs. You two immediately bonded over the dogs and watched them play together in the dog park for at least an hour.

You sat your purse down and kicked off your shoes before carrying the dog over to the edge of the bed and sat down. You put her in your lap and continued to pet her while she tried to stand up and lick you face.

“Do i not get even a hello?” Tom said, making you smile at how cute he was being.

“Hello,” you answered, making him whine.

“I swear sometimes the only reason you stay with me is because of Tess”

“I do,” you said, and he lightly kicked you from his spot on the bed.

“Cmon come cuddle,” he whined.

“It looks like i’m in high demand today Tessa. What do you think? Should I go cuddle Tom? Or stay and cuddle you?

The dog obviously had no idea what you were talking about and continued to jump around, but you set her on the ground. She walked over and laid in her bed, while you crawled over next to your awaiting boyfriend. He was laying down in a pair of sweatpants and a T shirt with his arms behind his head. You were in similar clothes, dressed in a pair of joggers and a T shirt. You crawled onto his lap and leaned down, pressing a small kiss onto his lips.

“Hi,’ you whispered, and he smiled, replying with a “hi” as well. You kissed him again, this one lasting longer than the first one. He then pulled away and sat up, scooting back to lean up against the head board, taking you with him. He kissed you this time, and you gladly kissed back. He snaked his arms around your waist and you wrapped your arms around his neck. He swiped his tongue over your bottom lip asking for entrance. You decided to mess with him, and declined him entrance, causing him to groan into your mouth. He did the ever-so-popular trick to get you to open, and squeezed your ass, causing you to gasp and open your mouth. He smirked into the kiss and let his tongue roam around your mouth like this was new territory to him. You both fought for dominance as he pulled you flush against him. He eventually won and you both pulled away to catch your breath.

“Well that was a nice greeting,” Tom said, making you laugh.

“It seemed appropriate.”

“What do you want to do today?”

“Well i thought you wanted to cuddle.”

“That I do. Pick a movie, i don’t know what to watch.”

You pulled up Netflix on his TV and scrolled through your options, eventually landing on Mean Girls. You pressed play and cuddled into Tom’s side, and got lost in the movie. Tessa jumped up onto the bed and laid down next to you, almost as if she was watching the movie with the two of you.

Three movies and half a day later, you and Tom decided to get food. You pulled up Postmates on your phone and ordered Chinese, and when it arrived, you practically sprinted to the door. You took the food from the delivery guy and grabbed a Coke for Tom and. Dr.Pepper for you. Tom hated Dr.Pepper, but since you loved it, he always kept some in his fridge. You headed back into Tom’s room, but found only Tessa curled up in the middle of the bed. You climbed onto the bed and Tessa moved to the back of the bed, almost as if she knew that you needed the room to put the food down. You opened the to-go boxes and opened the carton of various egg rolls before putting them on the bed. You grabbed a pair of chopsticks and dug in, getting the remote at the same time. You pulled up ‘Captian America: Civil War’, and waited for your boyfriend to come back from wherever he had gone before pressing play.

“Of all movies, you chose this one,” Tom said from the doorway. He had gotten rid of his shirt in the time that he was gone, and his toned abs and muscular arms were making you stare a few seconds too long. You looked up and smiled like a giddy four year old before saying,

“What can I  say? I’m proud of my boyfriend’s work.”

“Well I would hope so,” he said, walking over and carefully sitting on the bed, so that he wouldn’t knock over and spill  the food. He got the other set of chopsticks and started to eat, while you pressed play on the Avengers movie. When Tom came onto the screen, you started to fangirl and you gushed at how good he looked and how good his acting was. By now all of the Chinese had been cleared, so he leaned over to where you were sitting and wrapped his arms around your waist, picking you up and pulling you to where he was on the other side of the bed. He laid back down and you were on top of him, and he mumbled into your hair “i love you,” over and over again, making you giggle. You turned so you were laying flat on top of him, and his and immediately went to you lower waist, as if it were instinct.

“And I, love you,” you said, pecking his lips. He captured your lips again and his hands slowly creeped down from your waist to your hips to your butt, squeezing it as you squealed.

“Thomas Stanley Holland i know you did not just squeeze my ass,”

“Pfhh whaaaaat? Me? Noooo never,” he lied with a smirk. You shook your head and sighed, saying,

“What are we going to do to with you.”

You rolled off of him and cuddled into his side, watching the rest of the movie.

Tom picked another movie when you had finished Civil War, but halfway through it, you were sound asleep. He looked down at you and smiled, thinking about how much he enjoyed these days, alone with you. And Tessa of course. He wondered how lucky he was to get you. Someone who wasn’t just with him for the fame. Someone who loved him for who he was. Someone who understood that he had to be away for long periods of time, and was ok with it. Someone who would try their hardest to travel with him when they could. Someone who was always there for him when times got tough. Someone who didn’t care what like tabloids said, and listened to what he had to say. Someone like you.

The Odds of Winning (M)

Originally posted by jikookfantasy

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 1,529

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Description: After making a two week long bet with Jimin, you come home and catch him breaking the bet.

Warnings: Sub!Jimin, Voyeurism, Sex toy, Profanity, Masturbation, Teasing, a little bit of over stimulation

A/N: Firstly, @avveh came up with the idea but @metaland-dust polluted my brain with so many filthy ideas. This is just the start of what we’ve talked about. Feedback is always appreciated.

You stuck your hand out in front of Jimin and waited for him to agree with you, “You’re on, ___!” he softly chuckled while staring into your eyes and shaking your hand.

You shook your head and walked away, “Good Luck Jimin! You’re going to need it,” you exclaimed while walking out of the room you shared with your boyfriend of three years.

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anonymous asked:

Give us your best Cole headcanons

anon do you have any idea what you’ve done. I hope you’re prepared for how many of these there are

  • he’s left handed
  • you think he’d Pump The Iron™ to get relieve stress but he actually goes for a long run
  • he’s always torn between “I consume nothing but protein shakes and chicken salads” and “I just downed a litre of dr pepper and I have a pizza in the oven and I’m going to eat the entire thing myself”
  • Cole says he can’t sing or dance but no one will ever convince me of that. He wouldn’t have been able to get into the Marty Oppenheimer if he couldn’t, so while he may not enjoy it he’s real frickin super talented at it
  • he is actually blind without glasses but won’t wear them so he wears contacts instead.
    • literally he got up to get a snack in the night but in his sleepy haze tripped over a table and almost broke the whole bounty. Lloyd came running through with both katanas and then tripped over the same table. Don’t scare him like that Cole.
    • he’s one of those guys who will literally always sit on his glasses. He can put them down for 0.56 seconds and still sit on them anyway, honestly it’s a talent how does he do it
    • “Cole for the love of all that is good in this world will you just wear your glasses” “I just can’t bear to look at you so get a new face and I’ll consider it”
  • Jay: I can’t believe Cole is dead
    Cole: I’m not dead!!
    Lloyd: Hey Cole can you help me with-
    Cole: I’m sorry Lloyd but unfortunately :// I am dead ://
    • when Cole was a ghost every time he walked into the room Jay would play the spooky scary skeletons song
    • in all seriousness he still has PTSD from being a ghost, he doesn’t entirely trust that water won’t kill him or at least hurt him, especially cause he still has his green scar, so he tries to avoid it as much as he can. He still flinches when something or someone touches him sometimes because he’s not used to it
    • when he figured out how to use his ghost body the first thing he did was visit his dad and hugged him for like 3 hours solid
    • honestly I have so many angsty ghost headcanons but I won’t do that to my boy I love him too much
  • he is everyone’s vent buddy. People go to Zane if they have a problem they need help with, but Cole is always the one they’ll go to if they have stuff they just wanna get off their chest
  • you hear it all the time but Jay is his best friend, he would do anything for him even if he calls him a loser or threatens to Spartan kick him over the side of the bounty.
    • they can communicate using only the word ‘bro’
    • Jay: hey Cole what do you think of this-
      Cole: *slaps him across the face* TAG, YOU’RE IT *runs away*
      Jay: ……….. nO I WAS AT BASE THAT’S NOT FAIR
    • This video: Jay is the one that walks into the lamppost and Cole is the one that’s like “yo that’s my bRO”
    • Jay when he can’t wake up Wu: WU’S BEEN FOUND DEAD IN THE BOUNTY
      Cole: *jumps up* IS HE OK 
  • so Cole has really thick hair and one time it’s just so hot and he gets so mad that mid battle he marches into a hairdressers and shaves his head. He accidentally goes too far and regrets it afterwards when Jay keels over on the floor from laughing and all he can make out is the word “SHINY”
  • “watch me do a backflip” *falls on his face and almost breaks his neck*
  • one time Kai walks in on Cole laying sprawled out on the floor and he’s just like damn it Cole what is it now, and Cole just whispers “I dropped my steak pie” as a single tear rolls down his face
  • “do you think pigeons have feelings”
  • the boyo stress eats:
    • I know he was a ghost but when they were in Kryptarium but he literally ate an entire cake filled with tools that were supposed to break them out. He’s a stress eater. He has no idea what or how much he’s eating just as long as he eats!!! me too babe
  • OK so he loves musicals. He loves them. Les Mis is his fave. He made Zane learn all the songs and he’s not sorry
    • Cole as Zane walks past his room: Valjean, at last, we see each other plain, Monsieur, le mayor, you’ll wear a different chain
    • no but seriously he loves it, the only thing he was happy to do at school involving arts was the Les Mis musical, he played Gavroche.
    • on the way to the dark island to face Garmadon, Cole was stood at the front of the bounty singing ‘Stars‘ and everyone was like Cole pls, but by the end they were all stood with him singing it as loud as they could
    • one time they had a really close call in battle and Cole nearly died, and Zane was holding him so Cole tried to lighten the mood by singing a little fall of rain and Zane was like no stop that stop it right now. When Zane died he couldn’t listen to the song anymore.
    • “Cole you’re on the rota for cleaning the bounty today” *sigh* “… there is a castle on a cloud… I like to go there in my sleep… aren’t any floors for me to sweep… not in my castle on a cloud”
  • He gets himself involved in stupid bets with Kai involving fire or hot things that Kai will obviously win but Kai dared him too and he’ll be damned if he lets Kai think he’s gonna back out of a dare
    • Kai: Cole I dare you to eat that jar of chillies
      Cole: Kai no I’m not doing this again
      Kai: I bet you $50 I can eat more than you
      Cole: …. Goodbye taste buds I’m so sorry
    • Kai: Cole I dare you to put that flame out with your bare hands
      Cole: n-
      Kai: I double triple quadruple dare you nO TAKE BACKSIES
      Cole: DAMN IT KAI
  • Cole gets him back though
  • when they first became a ninja gang Cole seemed quite serious to the rest of them, but he’s basically a walking pun. They way he delivers them make them the best puns ever. Doesn’t matter if Cole and Jay say the exact same thing, Cole’s is funnier. Cole would only make jokes in front of Jay though and it would drive him crazy because no one would believe him.
    • they suss him out when Kai makes a joke about “you wanna know how I got these scars” and Cole dead face goes “maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline” and Jay shrieks because finally his secret is out
  • have I ever mentioned that Cole is gay
    • “Cole I need your help” “I can’t I’m gay” “first you were dead and now you’re gay. The hell Cole, I think I preferred ‘I’m dead’ better” “first of all screw you I was actually dead, and second of all screw you even more I’ve always been gay”
    • he’s the type of guy to say “no homo but I would literally steal all the stars in the sky for you and I dream about waking up next to you for the rest of my life and you make me so happy I can’t even breathe sometimes and every time I think about you I smile and I’m so lucky to have you in my life. No homo though just bros.”
    • “sunrise exercise is homophobic.” “???” “I’m gay and it’s offending me”
    • once he looked his boyfriend in the eyes who he’d been dating for 3 years and went “babe… Uh, I hope this doesn’t change anything but… I’m gay ://” and he’s like “Cole we were literally making out 4 seconds ago why do you do these things”
    • Kai goes to Cole about fashion advice one time. Never again
    •  “Oh typical, ask the gay guy about fashion. Not all gay guys are good at fashion, Kai.” “Jeez dude you told me you knew what you were talking about-” “Oh no I have a fantastic fashion sense. Those shoes are ugly and if you want the green in your eyes to stand out, wear something red. Like you usually do. Honestly I don’t know what you’re doing trying to change it up.”
  • Remember in season one when they all used the anchor of the bounty to drop to the ground where Lloyd and Pythor were at Darkley’s school? And it was like the least stealthy thing ever and Cole said “let’s agree to never do that again”? Well they do it again. Like, all the time. It becomes a competition as to who can get flung down faster. Every time Cole does it, he sings “chandelier”.
  • Jay is trying to teach Zane flirting™ and he’s just like “I don’t see the appeal” so Jay makes Cole come over and use a pick up line on Zane and he short circuits. He swears it was just a coincidence.

honestly I have so many more but this is long enough and I could talk about him for years

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Smol human tol turian

Vetra: Wow, I always forget how short you humans are.

Ryder: You don’t say?

Vetra: I mean I have to be careful out on a mission, I don’t want to step on you.

Ryder: You’re too kind.

Vetra: But don’t worry, I’m sure if you drink your *looks at note* milk and eat your *glances at note again* vegetables, you’ll grow up to be big and strong.

Ryder: I’ll keep that in mind.

*A few feet away*

Liam: So for how long has she been doing these?

Peebee: Like twenty minutes, and I don’t think she’s gonna stop.