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Anything For You: Final

Pairing(s): Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrak

Warnings: swearing, homophobic slurs, hospitals

Word Count: 1 k

a/n: this took actual ages, i’m so sorry :(

Part 11 / 11  (i’m sobbing)

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Chat Room???

Title: Chat Room???

Characters: Dean, Reader, Jody, Sam

Word Count: 2,813

Warning: Fluff, that turns angsty, that comes back to fluff. Pretty normal for supernatural violence

A/N: Not really sure how this one came to me, but I’m glad it did. Enjoy!!



Chevy67: hey

Pie94: hey stranger, how’ve things been?

Chevy67: meh, another road, another long drive. How’d work go? Did you talk to your boss?

Pie94: Yup. I was right. He’s an even bigger ass when he’s mad

Chevy67: LOL

Chevy67: at least you tried

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kindergarten AU from my first stream ever today! thanks anyone who watched (it was 3 people, i supposed)

something i fished out from the trashcan to color *sweats*

this is the comic for this AU part 1

im thinking that yurio’s grandpa is the kindergarten owner, yuri has to see their grossness every day, and yuuko is the caretaker

anonymous asked:

PLEASE tell us how vegetables are a social construct

so a long time ago humans were trying to figure out edible plant matter, right

and because they didn’t have fucking microscopes or anything they were like “okay we have to divide them in some way that is easy for us to figure out”

so they COULD have divided them up by like, color or some shit

like all the red things are called noogles and all the orange ones are called fuckips and all the yellow ones are called snarglebutts or whatever

but they didn’t

they divided them by taste, which makes sense if you’re trying to sort edible plant matter, the whole point is eating them so why not sort them by the most likely reason you need to know the difference between them

so all the sweet tasting things are called fruits and all the not sweet tasting things are called vegetables

except like other than that there’s no rhyme or reason to it at all??

like potatoes are roots and broccoli is a flower and pumpkins are fruits and celery are stalks

but we’re putting them together because they don’t taste sweet

and lemons are juicy and wet but not sweet but they’re fruit for some reason but tomatoes aren’t even though they’re also juicy but not sweet and carrots aren’t even though carrots can be sweet

meanwhile apples are genetically more closely related to fucking roses than they are to shit like blueberries but because they both taste good in pie we put apples and blueberries in the same group and roses are a different thing 

like, there’s a good reason why we sort plants this way, and that reason is “it’s easier to make food if you know vaguely what it tastes like beforehand,” and sorting plants by genetic family also makes sense if your reasoning is “i want to know what plants are related,” but they’re both sorting groups that humans made up and we could just as easily sort by color or shape if we decided that was an important thing we needed to know and that’s why it’s a social construct

Can I just say how intensely proud I am of Shia LaBeouf for taking all the crap, all the criticism and abuse, from the media, from the legal system, from FUCKING NAZIS, that he does and still getting the fuck back up again. He’s not a perfect person obviously, but he is a good one and I wish I had even half his courage and fortitude. He astonishes me and I love and support him and his message.

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I never thought this AU could get better and yet

(they decided to keep him)

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It was at this moment when I first read this comic that I realized the potential of Kory’s character

[Teen Titans (2003) #13]

  • Arthur Weasley: So you mean to tell me that muggles have found a way to look at other planets light years a way with a camera?
  • Harry Potter: Yeah.
  • Arthur: And they are trying to figure out practical ways to live on other inhabitable planets?
  • Harry: Basically.
  • Arthur: So why haven't they finished exploring the ocean?
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: Uh, I guess... fish are scarier than the unknown.
  • Arthur: Fascinating!
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The reason why i love to tease Jimin is because i love him. There’s no special reason behind that and teasing him is really fun because he’s really cute. - Min Yoongi

“Kylie Jenner is pregnant!”


Yes, because of some young thot being pregnant is more important than Mexico being devastated by an earthquake on an anniversary of ANOTHER earthquake nearly 30 years later, and of course Mexico literally suffered a previous earthquake not more than two weeks ago.


Same shit for Puerto Rico, which is currently out of electricity (the whole island from what I heard) and like Mexico, got a double whammy of natural disasters when category 4 hurricane María ripped through the island not even a month after Irma Lair came through and electric slide on the entire Caribbean (except JM). Don’t let me get started on them casualties now! 🙄


Originally posted by doctorwhogeneration

  • Jungkook: Who the fuck ate my fucking piece of cake, I will fucking murder you, spit it ou-
  • Jimin: I did. I'm sorry, Jungko-
  • Jungkook: How was it? I hope it tasted good, I didn't want to eat it anyway, I'm not even that sweet-toothed
  • BTS:
  • BH:
  • Me:
  • ARMY:
  • Obama:
  • Universe:
  • Yoongi: the cream on the cake wasn't whipped but you are