ACOHAD IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OMG 😭😭😭😭 KALEANA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BUT ALSO KALIX BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS TOGETHER
OMG FELIX AND KADEN ARE MY FAV TO WRITE ABOUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIKE UGH I CAN’T EVEN I’LL HAVE TO MAKE A NEW SECTION ON MY MASTERLIST CALLED ‘THE KALIX BROMANCE REMASTERED’ BECAUSE I JUST LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH LIKE SO SO SO MUCH AND I’VE DONE A LOT THAT NEVER ENDED UP IN THE ACTUAL FIC AND UGH I CAN’T.
IN HONOUR OF OUR SHARED LOVE, HAVE THIS DRABBLE.
“I’m just saying that if like, you and Eleana didn’t work out for whatever reason, we could get married. I’d be down for that.”
Felix finished his profession of love with a large wretch into the toilet. Kaden patted his back in sympathy, and wiped his forehead again with a damp cloth. Kaden had never experienced a drunk Felix before in person, and he was wickedly delighted about how funny it was.
“It would work well. We never fight, and you could cook and I could clean. Not to mention how you could keep me warm on these long winter nights.” Kaden teased.
He left Felix groaning on the floor, too wasted to move, and went to prepare his bed. He may never have slept in one himself, but damn him if he couldn’t make one. It was a skill he’d had plenty of time to master, he did it all the time for his brothers, and he found that it was much more satisfying when you did it for someone you actually like.
Once he had made the bed – he’d had to strip the sheets, there was a suspicious stain that he didn’t agree with – and pulled back the covers enough to put Felix in, he returned to find his friend trying, and failing, to undress himself. Now he was just flailing around with his shirt half off his head and his pants around his ankles. Kaden had to cover his mouth to help hold back a laugh at the ridiculous sight. He was going to help Felix undress anyway, but seeing the drunk Fae-Illyrian attempt it himself while this intoxicated was something Kaden didn’t know he needed until this moment.
“I’m stuck.” Felix deadpanned.
“I can see that.”
“Are you going to help me?” He whined. Felix couldn’t see Kaden because of the shirt covering his face, but Kaden could see Felix’s tongue from where he was licking his shirt to try and get it off. Because, you know, that is far more effective than using one’s hands.
“What will I get in return?” Kaden didn’t want anything, he was just curious as to what Felix would say.
“Hmmm. Hm. Hm hm hm hm hm. How about I winnow those letters to Eleana for you? Just think. Sad Eleana. Hurt Eleana. Then boom! Letter from Kaden. Day instantly made!” Felix tripped and would’ve knocked his head into his basin if Kaden hadn’t righted him. Kaden laughed loudly, and helped Felix shirk off his shirt and toss away his pants.
“You drive a hard bargain, but I accept. Now come along, you have a nice warm bed waiting for you.” Kaden out his arm around Felix and took him to his room. He lied Felix down, and the older male snuggled into his blankets like a toddler ready for nap time. “I’ve left a bucket next to your bed and a tonic on your nightstand for when you wake up. Goodnight, Felix.”
Felix shot his arm out and gripped onto Kaden’s hand with his own. “Come here!” He whispered. Felix was looking at him wide eyed, and Kaden conceded.
“It’s a secret. You can’t tell anyone.” He continued to whisper.
Felix pulled Kaden closer so they were eye to eye. “I think the Mother must have gifted you to me.” And then Felix licked his hand.
Kaden snatched his hand back and made a face at the slobber than was now covering it.
“Felix, what the fuck.”
“That is how best friends mark each other. I just decided.” Felix slurred and rolled over onto his other side, back now facing Kaden.
“You are a strange one.” Kaden muttered. He turned to leave and made it to the doorway before he stopped. This time he was interrupted by Felix’s voice.
“If only there was a bedroom next door all ready to go that you could use. And have. Forever. We can raise our children together. You and Eleana’s kids, and my little family too.”
Kaden rolled his eyes, but when he turned to remark on Felix’s ridiculousness, his friend was already snoring with his mouth open, drool slowly making a mark on his pillow.