how it should have went

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everybody lives AU | AKATSUKI
• setting — the Last

Akatsuki becomes a mercenary group for hire, as they did in Road to Ninja. 
This is more appropriately named the “everybody comes back to life and somehow things work out AU”… but as promised, 10 Akatsuki members in the timeline of The Last! Designing is fun (esp the village flak jackets) (・∀・)

See more extensive character/AU details below the cut!:

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Book!Alec only knew of Magnus’ past relations with Camille from word of mouth yet took this as enough evidence to slander Magnus’ character and become completely distrusting of him for two books (give or take).

Show!Alec saw Camille actually kiss Magnus when they were just getting started with their relationship but had the common sense to recognise that it was against Magnus’ will and gave him an opportunity near the end of the episode to explain himself before jumping to conclusions. Show!Alec also didn’t feel threatened or uncomfortable when Magnus relayed to him how he had struggled with turning Camille in to the Clave because of their past and encouraged Magnus to be open and honest with him about everything, including his past relationships with other people.

Jesus, take the wheel! This show is just too good. What did we do to deserve this masterpiece? :’)

the gap

I’m sure other people have noticed this before me, but I was rewatching t6t and I couldn’t help but think about this.

“It’s the gap. Look at the gap. It’s wrong. Everything else is perfectly ordered, managed. This whole thing’s verging on OCD. … Something’s missing from here, but only recently.”

The gap. I can’t help but think this has to do with the show itself. Everything is this show is meticulous. All of the details are perfectly aligned, and yet, this ugly gap remains. It’s bordering on OCD. Something is missing from the show- but only recently, only season 4. Only now.

Around this same part, he starts talking about intuitions and how intuitions are simply data processed too fast to comprehend. How we should listen to our intuitions. Others have agreed that this episode went really fast and needed time to go back and rewatch to fully process it.

All these things that feel wrong with season 4 are the gap. The data processed too fast to comprehend it.

after all the hurt, no matter how much or how long has it been, it is still you i want to come home to
—  r.m.d
The New Sugar List: 47 Songs to Inspire You

I created the sugar list out of need. I needed to songs to get ready to, to boost my confidence to, to remember why I had decided to go pro in the first place. Once I started the list, I found myself listening to and discovering new songs to add to the list. It’s an ever growing monster that I hope you enjoy. There are some songs that would be perfect on this playlist that I avoided because I had exhausted their appeal to me and others because I didn’t like the artist or the message they were providing. This list is just a jumping off point. Tweak it to your hearts content. 

  1. Whatever You Like- T.I.- Perhaps one of the first songs I ever heard that talked about sugaring. It’s still a dream. A man that will look me in the eye and say I can have whatever I like? Please, sugar gods, please. 
  2. 6 Inch- Beyonce- Walk in the club like nobody’s business….
  3. Pay Me- Miguel- …and tell them to pay you. 
  4. Normally I Get It-Lola Wolf- This song is SO me as a newbie. Improvising, taking advice I should have ignored, wondering how it all went wrong. It’s an excellent reminder of how far I’ve come and an opportunity to laugh at the past. 
  5. Lemme Get That- Rihanna- Her Excellency appears on this list five or six times. There’s a reason for that. This song in particular has always warmed my heart. There was a time when I was breaking up and making up over furniture.
  6. Bandz a Make Her Dance- Juicy J- Because, yes, bandz will make me do things that I wouldn’t do otherwise. Like pay attention to you. 
  7. Can’t Tell Me Nothing- Kanye West- This is my reminder that I’m not sugaring for accessories. I’m trying to better myself. To get certain things that will advance me towards my goal. To build a business that will get my money so right, I’ll only have men around for giggles. 
  8. Money Make Her Smile- Bruno Mars- Well, this isn’t a lie. 
  9. Work B**ch- Britney Spears- It’s my alarm to get up in the morning. It’s my reminder that this life isn’t easy
  10. Pour It Up- Rihanna- A reminder not to be afraid to get what I want. He could leave me tomorrow but I’ve still got these gifts and I know I can find someone to get me more.
  11. Glamorous- Fergie- If you aint got no money take your broke ass home. Thanks
  12. Maneater- Nelly Furtado- Because after some time spent fumbling, I’ve figured out what type of seducer I am. Men beware. 
  13. Raining Men- Rihanna- I could dwell on my failures or I could recognize that there’s more than one rich man out there and get another.
  14. Murder- Justin Timberlake- The self esteem boost I need when I can’t get my eyebrows right.
  15. Luxurious- Gwen Stefani- You worked so hard to get an SD and now you have. You worked so hard on your profile and gathered the courage to go on a POT date. Celebrate
  16. Love ‘Em All- K. Michelle- When my vanilla friends ask how I can go from man to man so quickly, this is the song that starts playing in my head
  17. Faithful- Drake- This song doesn’t really belong on this list but when I heard Amber Rose saying that she just liked really expensive shit, well I had to add it. 
  18. She Knows- Ne-Yo- I didn’t quite understand the concept of owning your sex appeal, of never apologizing for it. I get it now. 
  19. Throw Sum Mo- Rae Sremmurd- If you’ve got cash who or what should you be spending it on besides me? Throw some mo.
  20. Shawty is Da Sh*!- The- Dream- Yes, actually, I am. 
  21. All N My Grill- Missy Elliott- To the men who want to text and email and date the women they met on SD sites but don’t want to do the one thing that the site says they should be doing. Why aren’t they paying bills?
  22. She Wants to Move- N.E.R.D. - When it’s time for me to leave you, when it’s time for me to dance, you don’t need to come with me, daddy.
  23. Paper Planes- M.I.A. - All I want to do is take your money? Sounds accurate
  24. Got It- Marian Hill- My reminder that the things I have, the things I bring to the table can’t be bought or stolen by any man. There isn’t enough money in the world
  25. My Love is Like…Wo- Mya- This is not a lie. I will change your life. You will crawl back to me over and over again because of what I provided.
  26. Feeling Myself- Nicki Minaj- Because I am, I am feeling myself. It’s hard work but I’m successfully doing what I said I was going to do. 
  27. Bitch Better Have My Money- Rihanna- Does this honestly need an explanation? While I’ll never be posting allowance shots, I want what I was told I could have when I was told I would have it. 
  28. Plastic Bag- Drake & Future- I do deserve it, yes. 
  29. About the Money- T.I.- His second feature on this list and perhaps one of the more obvious songs. If it aint about the money, why are we speaking? What else could you possibly offer?
  30. Mascara- Jazmine Sullivan- Perhaps the song that speaks the most blatantly about life as a sugar baby on this list and the song that I think should be the sugar baby anthem, it’s a reminder to always stay well dressed, always stay ready for more. 
  31. The Boys- Nicki Minaj and Cassie- They’ll always spend money when they think there is love. 
  32. Guap- Big Sean- If you’ve ever gotten anon hate, dirty looks when you’re out in public, or patronizing conversations with friends that couldn’t begin to do what you do: I need you to blast this song. 
  33. Conceited (There’s Something About Remy)- Remy Ma- The attitude you need to have when they say you aren’t good enough and walk away, announce they don’t desire you, or try to lowball you. 
  34. Afford My Love-Dreezy-  The truth is, salty salts, you can’t afford me. This is not my problem.
  35. Money Over Love- Bilal- Money over love cause the best things in life aint free. 
  36. The Morning- The Weeknd- The money is the motive
  37. Spoiled- Wale- The song opens with Wale affectionately saying “with your spoiled ass”. I laughed. I am spoiled. Why shouldn’t I be?
  38. Anaconda- Nicki Minaj- A reminder that a man can want you for your body. Do you know what you want him for? Cause he buys you Balmain?
  39. Ex’s & Oh’s-Elle King- They always want to cum but they never want to leave (or pay).
  40. Sally-Bibi Bourelly- They don’t understand us. Hate, jealousy, and fear are better. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance. Let me see you rock little Sally.
  41. Back Up-Dej Loaf- Yeah, I made you feel good but…why are you blowing up my phone? Is there money? No? Back up off me. 
  42. Nun for Free-Zonnique- We don’t do nothing for free. Amen, amen.
  43. Nothing is Promised- Mike Will Made-It & Rihanna- You can lose it as quickly as you got it. Be smart
  44. Rich-K. Michelle- The only way to solve rich people problems? Get richer. Grind ladies
  45. Sex With Me- Rihanna- If I could play this song every time I’m asked if I’m a sexual person…the time I could save.
  46. No Scrubs-TLC- No explanation needed. They knew.
  47. Buy the World- Mike Will Made-It- What you think we out here hustling for? We’re just trying to buy the world and do the impossible.

What would you add to this list? Do you have any favorite songs that you get ready to take over the world (or a wallet) to?

Consider: Lily Evans Potter and Sirius Black were Star Wars fans

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Listen…I don’t wanna be that fan…and I’m really sorry to be that fan…but it just caught my attention… 😶😶😶

Was that even necessary, Jungkook please?

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me: hey look at this picture i took today

friend: nice [swipes right]

me: [smiles while reading fan fiction]

parent: [leans over shoulder] who are you talking to

me: [writing headcanons for my otp on tumblr]

teacher: [squints] is that your essay

HOW IT SHOULD HAVE WENT

jack kelly : if things were different

katherine : if you weren’t going to santa fe

jack : and if you weren’t an heiress and if your father wasn’t after my head

katherine : you’re not really scared of my father

jack : no, but i am pretty scared of you

katherine : good

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Okay, so this is how Disney should have done their ‘authentic gay moment’ instead of whatever bullshit they went with

anonymous asked:

What's your opinion on Lori as a wife and as a mother? Do you think she deserved all the hate?

absolutely not. lori was perhaps the most undeservedly vilified character in the history of the show.

first of all, the cheating argument is preposterous. lori truly believed that rick was dead and, as far as i’m concerned, you cannot cheat on a dead spouse (“till death do us part”, right?). a lot of people think that she should at least have waited longer before jumping into a new relationship, but they seem to forget that 1) you cannot put a timeline on this kind of things nor can you determine how soon is too soon when it comes to someone else’s life and 2) she was actually still mourning her husband’s death while she was with shane, as proved by the fact that she wore rick’s wedding ring around her neck right up till the moment he found his way back to her and their son. so no, she didn’t just “get over” the man she’d been married to for at least 13 years. no one could do that.

i guess you could argue that lori hooked up with shane as a means of protecting herself and carl, and while that might not have been right from a moral standpoint, she did what any mother would do, which was using all the resources at her disposal to keep her child safe. plus, i think shane always knew what he was in for but his one-sided feelings for lori and his subsequent growing obsession with her and carl blinded him to the fact that, while she might have been somewhat attracted to him, she was still very much in love with rick.

it’s true that lori and rick’s marriage wasn’t perfect – it was hinted at having been on the rocks even before the outbreak –, but you have to remember that relationships take work and a lot of emotional energy, and sometimes they hit rough patches and couples forget how to communicate. ideally, they should have sought counseling other before the world went to shit but alas they didn’t and that’s why there was such a huge rift between them in season 3, even though they still loved each other, in sarah wayne callie’s own words, “at a cellular level”.

as for lori’s skills as a mother, i honestly can’t believe some of the things i’ve heard. she was very protective of carl and it was clear that he was her number one priority. anyone who blamed her for not keeping track of him at all times has clearly never met a 12-year-old (not to mention the fact that carl was lori’s responsibility as much as he was rick’s).

the fact that she was against him learning how to handle guns didn’t make her a bad mother who wanted to leave her son vulnerable. she just wanted to keep her kid… well, a kid. she wanted his life to be as normal as possible and you cannot possibly fault her for that. she didn’t make it that far into the apocalypse – she didn’t witness what the rest of the group had to witness in later seasons and she didn’t meet any of the horrible people they’ve met. 

it saddens me that she never got to meet judith because i know she would have loved her as much as she loved carl. -rita

Riverdale 1x13

HOW THE SCENE WENT :

Veronica : By the way, I’ve been thinking. You and I have a lot in common.

Jughead : Oh, because my dad’s going to prison and your dad’s getting out?

Veronica : We’re dating each other’s best friends, I was going to say.

HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY WENT :

Veronica : By the way, I’ve been thinking. You and I have a lot in common.

Jughead : Oh, because my dad’s going to prison and your dad’s getting out?

Veronica : Because we both are irrevocably and unconditionally in love with betty and can sell our souls to make out with her.

Jughead : wHaT?

Veronica : ……What?