how is your face for real

Brian Wecht Gothic - for @mthmcn

Your PhD hangs on your bedroom wall. You don’t remember attending university or anything about it. All you know is that you’ve always had that PhD. Perhaps you were born with it.

Everything is theoretical. It’s not just the concepts that are intangible, but the things in your living room and the floor beneath your feet. You don’t know what’s real. You can’t feel your fingers. You’re floating.

You always wear a mask. You don’t remember what your face looks like anymore. No one seems to remember what your face looks like, either. You keep the mask on. You’re afraid to see what’s underneath.

Your tweets get thousands of likes. You laugh to yourself while you write them and boast to your colleges about how funny you are. They look at you with blank expressions. They tell you there’s never been a twitter page. What is twitter, even? Your computer monitor is black when you turn back to it.

You’re the best you know at old arcade games. You’ve been playing for three days. Your hands are cramped and swollen. Your eyes are bloodshot. You keep playing.

You’re forty-one and your body aches. You joke that you muse be getting old. Your birthday comes and goes. You’re still forty-one. How long have you been forty-one?


requested by anon <3
Hii :D Could you write something with AmazingPhil where the reader hates horror movies and he talks her into watching one? Your stuff is so cute!


You lay your head on his shoulder, his arm wrapped around you and bringing you close and you cuddle together as the TV flicks on. A bowl of popcorn rests in your grasp and you’re already mentally imagining how you will stuff your face with it once the movie starts. Plus, you will probably spent most of your time looking anywhere else but the screen – you hate horror movies. And that is most likely the sole reason Phil is so eager to watch one.

Phil looks at you, noting the tight knit of your brows as you begrudgingly watch the opening sequence in a sort of morbid curiosity. The flashes of the movie reflect on your face. You glance at him. He grins. “Real smug, Lester.”

“What? What was I doing?”

You tick a brow upwards, “Besides forcing me to wat—“ A startling shrill coming from the TV makes you jerk and you spill a bit of popcorn. Phil laughs. Embarrassed, you pull your knees closer and hug the bowl, “Only the start credits…God this popcorn is going to fly all the way to Miami…”

Requests are open!

anonymous asked:

How would AJ react to bein jealous? I so love a sexy angry aj THE THIRST IS FUCKIN REAL

😩😩😩oh god!!!
Jealous!AJ would be
-gripping your arm tightly and pulling you away from whoever your flirting with (or who’s flirting with you)
-leaning down and whispering, “just wait til we get home.” in you’re ear.
-the whole car ride he’s got a scowl on his face and a hand on your thigh
- that hand crawls up and begins to pump them in and out of your pussy.
-“you’re going to need reminded who you belong to.” He says. “You aren’t allowed to come until I say.”
- you get home and he pins you against the wall as soon as the door is shut. Removes your shirt and bra
-throws you on the bed.
-goes down on you to make you squirm and then forces your mouth on his cock until you choke.
-pins your hands to the bed and fucks you senseless until you’re a screaming mess.

“So What Do We Do Now?”

*pulls your face real close to mine* Listen. To. Me. 

You fucking fight

I’m not american, I can’t imagine how terrified those who are LGBT+, POC, Disabled, Female, Islamic, and any other minority of the US must feel right now, despite how scared I am myself. 

But you wake up tomorrow and you fight. You show that fucking orange dickbag that you will not go quietly. You will survive. You are smart, brave and important to your country no matter what anyone tries to tell you. 

You fight to keep yourself safe, you fight to make your voice heard, you fight for your future, you fight for those around you. 

This is not the end, this is the beginning of a long road ahead but I believe in you. 

Stay safe, look out for yourself, stay informed, and survive just to spite them. 

I love you all. Let me know what more I can do. 

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that Arthur Weasley would NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN HIMSELF IF HE MET YOU. literally, your phone: how does it work? what does it do? why do you have to tap it? why are you tapping so fast? wHY DOES MY FACE HAVE DOG EARS ON IT?? WHY AREN’T THEY THERE IN REAL LIFE? ONLY ON THE SCREEN? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MOLLY I NEED ONE OF THESE DEVICES

The most unrealistic part of beauty and the beast is when belle is reading shakespeare to beast and she’s sitting down and reading it out in a soft sighing way and beast is like “ahhh so nice” everyone knows that a real lit nerd would read shakespeare by standing on a chair while screaming and crying, where is my scene where belle teaches beast how to read shakespeare but she’s yelling and beast is roaring and she’s like “GATHER STRENGTH FROM THE BUTTOCKS, CLENCH AND FEEL THE RHYTHMS IN YOUR H E A R T YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO THE BARD” and beast fucking trashes the room and breaks a chair and she grabs his snarling face like “YES, YES YOU FEEL IT” and all the servants are watching in confusion while they’re screaming verses at each other saying “I guess it’s love??”

I wonder who you were before you took those parts of yourself you were ridiculed for and buried them alive, giving the chambers of the heart a new meaning. I wish I could unearth those pieces of you. If I could, I’d pull them out from underneath all of the insults you couldn’t forget and the self-deprecating things you told yourself as a result. I’d make sure to brush off every cobweb and blow away the dust just so I could see your real smile. I’d watch it break across your face like the sweet morning sunrise as you told me about the things that made you shudder and the things that made you warmer than any summer we’ve ever known. I wish it didn’t have to be this way. If only you knew just how precious those parts of you are. If only you could believe it.
—  Excavation // Maxwell Diawuoh
Detail, people, detail.

Two scenes:

“I guess you didn’t know the real Naruto got a cut on his face before this test! You also have your shuriken holster on your left leg not your right, but the real Naruto is right-handed!” — Sasuke Uchiha

“You think Naruto could memorize all that and get it word for word? Not the Naruto I know, not in a million years.” — Sasuke Uchiha

Another prime example of how well Sasuke Uchiha knows Naruto—down to every detail. And yes, even without the sharingan.

so how about

  • nico finds out that Will is really insecure about his image, so he starts this thing where whenever he sees Will he goes like “hi handsome” or “hey there pretty face”
  • so will decides to retaliate with “my darling” or “sweety!”
  • thats how their Nickname War began
  • then one day nico is showing these newbies the camp (he happened to be on Chiron’s line of sight the moment they arrived) and he sees will ahead talking with whoever and “HEY HOTTIE”
  • will be all smiles and “bae!” AKA nico’s most hated nickname
  • and nico be like “oh,i was hoping you would say that” and BAAM
  • he’s wearing Not Your Bae™ t-shirt
  • oh he feels real smug just then
Tag Yourself

-Perfect Russian Jesus, right down to the birthdate
-notoriously terrible memory, possibly on purpose??
-here to cry actual pearls and court shy Japanese fanboys
-weak for poledancing

Originally posted by nikiphorov

-literally a dumpling
-filled with anxiety
-goes from 0 to Stunner real quick
-engagement game on point

Originally posted by vvictor

-made of pure Angermonium
-wants to be Cool, dresses like a MILF
-deserves everybody’s love, will accept none of it
-cat aesthetic

Originally posted by loki-winchester-97

-wtf suga suga how’d you get so fine
-holdin out for a hero and glad I did cuz DAMN
-literal savior
-makes motorcycles and leather jackets nervous

Originally posted by keeyd

-this fuckin asshole
-ultimate fuckboi
-will play you wonderwall so fast
-but isn’t really into you, unless your face is a mirror

Originally posted by changree

-pour some sugar on me
-one look will impregnate cha
-best ass in the game
-perfect wingman

Originally posted by nikifohov

-perfect, pure, right
-literally unable to be harmed
-ultimate hamster momma
-secret theatre kid

Originally posted by viktvr

-why can’t everyone just behave their fuckin selves
-too old and done for this shit
-slut for hugs
-doesn’t know how everything got so gay but whatever motivates these damned kids

Originally posted by lclfluid

If you think a FICTIONAL ship (no matter how problematic, abusive, taboo, etc that it is) is worth bullying, pressuring, and shaming REAL people over, then you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

You can try to argue that it hurts victims, but many victims use these ships to cope with their own trauma. And if you are a victim who needs to avoid it, then you should be actively avoiding it and not attack people who create it if you happen to come across it. Unless they were purposefully shoving it in your face with the intent to harm, then they did nothing wrong. It is FICTION. It can be used and enjoyed in a variety of ways, even if that way isn’t the way you would go about it.

How you respond, however, could make the difference between continuing the cycle of abuse or not.

And that is a LOT more important than whether someone likes character A getting with character B or C.


“You know, when somebody criticises you, or says something behind your back - those words that they said about you, it’s like you feel like those words are written all over your face, all over you. And… and then, those words start to become echoes in your own mind. And then, there’s a real risk that those words could become a part of how you see yourself. The moment that you realise that you are not the opinion of somebody who doesn’t know you or care about you - that moment, when you realise that, it’s like you’re clean.”

I’m rewatching episode 2 and the way Hunk says “oh boy. Okay, how hard did you bang your head” leads me to believe this is not the first time Lance has gone on about mermaids and Hunk’s had to deal with this before

Like imagine Hunk and Lance together at a beach and they’ve spent all day in the sun and in the water, surfing, snorkeling, swimming, playing, and then suddenly Lance comes running up to Hunk, dive mask still over his face and snorkel flopping around on the side of his head and he’s yelling and gesticulating, trying to bodily tow Hunk into the water, and he’s like “Hunk, Hunk I swear this time I really saw one. There’s a mermaid in those rocks” and Hunk is just “ok buddy I think you’ve spent enough time in the sun for today”

Edited to add: OK I’D FORGOTTEN HUNK’S “Lance, I know this mermaid thing is a dream of yours” LINE NOW I’M POSITIVE LANCE HAS GUSHED ABOUT MERMAIDS TO HUNK BEFORE

This is an experiment.
And before you read the following, please make sure that you are sitting in a comfortable position, perhaps with crossed legs or flat on your back. Put on some relaxed music, I’d recommend an Arctic Monkeys or Simon & Garfunkel song.
And when you are ready, when you feel like your mind is in a state which makes it possible to actually think, continue.
Imagine where you would like to be right now, not with whom, but an actual place. Think of how the ground would feel under your bare feet, what you would smell and how the light would hit your skin. Would the heat make your face tingle or would a gentle breeze hit your bare arms?
Close your eyes for a moment and try to experience this place, a place that makes you feel safe and comfortable. (Please, so it, for real).
Do you have a certain area in mind?
If yes, take a few steps forward. Think of how a simple change of your position would affect your senses, what you hear, what you can see and what you feel.
Focus on the way the sun’s shadows would paint images on your body, focus on how a smile starts spreading on your face.
Can you feel how every heart beat sends a feeling of warmth through your body? Can you feel your soft lashes on your skin?
Close your eyes and focus.
—  // this is your mind palace.
this is where you can go when you are afraid, when you feel the need to escape this world for a moment or two.
Keep this place dear and close, keep it to yourself.
And now, please close your eyes one last time, to focus on all of your senses, one after the other.
Find your mind palace.

Originally posted by doctorwhogeneration

“I never have visitors.” You said, a confused look on your face as you ogled the weird man with the cape before you. “Are you lost?”. You couldn’t believe he was real, that a real human being stood before you.

“I am not.” Stephen answered, an eyebrow raised. “It’s empty. This universe is empty. Why is it so?” This alternate universe had nothing but nature. The sea, a nice beach and the forest. It looked like earth might have looked like, before humans settled down. 

“Well, I am here since… I don’t even know for how long.” You shrugged and smiled awkwardly. “Time goes by slower, I believe. I think this is a cage, or was at least.” 


V headcanons

becasue i am in love

  • he wants to love you, he really does
  • but with everything he’s been through, it’s not going to be easy for him at all
  • “i need time”
  • so you give him time
  • time to heal, time to get to know each other (probably a year of two)
  • during this time you convince him to get surgery for his eyes
  • its such a huge step for the two of you, and you both cry on the day of
  • when V sees you for the first time after his sight is restored, he loses it
  • he’s crying and smiling and touching your face and running his hands through your hair 
  • the two of your just hold hands and stare at each other crying
  • thats the first time he tells you he loves you
  • um, also! you and the RFA convince V to start therapy
  • he learns about how his relationship with Rika was toxic, abusive, and unhealthy on both parts
  • V, again, needs time. but he does eventually learn how he was wrong
  • but this just makes him more hesitant to enter a real relationship with you
  • “what if you end up like Rika? what if…what if i ruin you, too?”
  • “i love you, V. i want to be with you. i’m not Rika, i’m nothing like her. we can be together, V, we just have to trust each other”
  • V loves spending time with you, the first word that comes to his mind to describe you is sunshine
  • but he doesnt want to call you sunshine
  • he doesnt want to compare you to something like that
  • so he calls you his flower
  • museum dates
  • cafe dates
  • V is obsessed with taking polaroids
  • does cute artsy stuff in his apartment with them

  • it takes awhile for V to get comfortable with physical contact
  • but once he does, he loves it when you play with his hair
  • he’ll lay his head in your lap in the couch and just talk while you run your fingers through his hair
  • if you play with his hair while you two are watcing TV he’ll probably fall asleep
  • and when you spend the night, he’ll play with your hair until you fall asleep if you let him
  • lots of forehead and nose kisses
  • he’ll call and ask you to come over to his place even if he doesnt have anything to do. he just wants you around.
  • he just wants to look up from his book and see you sitting across the room from him (V loves reading!)
  • thats enough for him
  • but V can be silly, too!
  • he’ll ask you to help him cook dinner and put on his favorite music while you two cook
  • he sings along loudly even though he isnt very good and dances around a lot
  • V is also a big hugger!!
  • when you are out in public together expect random hugs all the time!!
  • you are so special to him

V x MC as gifs

Originally posted by cloudless-nightscape

Originally posted by lovemangalovelife

that was really therapeutic? i really love V :/ hope you guys like it! please talk to me about V

You know how some actors look like they’re trying to maintain a pretty face even for emotional scenes? I love that Bob doesn’t do that. He doesn’t hold back at all. No man, he’s gonna show you a man grieving and it’s not going be pretty or romanticized; it’s going to be loud and ugly and raw and intimately real. You’re going to feel almost uncomfortable, like this is a private moment of agony that you’re intruding on. It’s going to rip your heart out of your chest and you’re going to let it because it’s Bob Morley and that man’s performance is always riveting.

What It Means To Love Someone With Depression And Anxiety

By: Lexi Herrick @huffingtonpost

1. It’s experiencing raw humility and friendship, as you face both of your deepest weaknesses and most exhilarating capabilities with one another.

2. It’s the ability to value human beings for their complexities, strengths and beautiful differences.

3. It’s a change that happens inside of you. This transcends past your intimate relationships and moves into your overall interactions and understandings of others. It makes you see people with your heart, not your eyes.

4. It’s giving someone’s feelings validity, even if you don’t understand them.

5. It’s a complete and utter release of social stigma. It’s realizing just how real mental illness is from a first-hand perspective, and choosing to respect that in every way.

6. It’s knowing when someone is so lost and irrational that they aren’t the person you care about at that moment. It’s forgiving them for that confusing and scary reality.

7. It’s understanding how small actions can so deeply impact those you love in a positive or negative way. It’s having those effects magnified and exasperated in a way that illuminates your power to do good and evil.

8. It’s being able to tell the difference between speaking to an episode and speaking to someone you love.

9. It’s understanding the trials of an illness. Illnesses involve medicine, lifestyle adjustments and a responsibility to take care of yourself in a way that others don’t understand. Loving someone with mental illness means honoring it the same you would another health issue.

10. It’s exercising patience, compassion and perspective.

11. It’s learning difficult lessons, like knowing when to give someone space and when to hold on with all you have.

12. It’s being conscious of your own well-being too. It’s being able to know your limitations, and when someone you love requires help from someone else too.

13. It’s realizing that mental illness comes in all forms and degrees. It’s respecting all levels of it.

14. It’s overcoming frustrating and painful roadblocks. It’s identifying solutions and having difficult conversations that can also teach you about yourself.

15. It’s knowing that the person you love is remarkable and irreplaceable, despite the pieces of themselves they fight the most. It’s embracing and adoring another human being the way they deserve to be loved. It’s strength, kindness, maturity, fearlessness and passion.