how is she so precious

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You are one of my favorite people and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known in real life.

I just finished Winter, and omg, I love her so so much. I was actually going to draw Jacinter BUT I started sketching and it turned out to be just her. This one aaah so lovable I just can’t *cries*

Shit my wife has said to the cat, part 5

- I was going to say “a plight upon your house,” Miss Kitty, but then I realized I am your house.

- I swear Miss Kitty you get five feet within my sphere you little shit fuck, guardian spirits will come and rip you apart.

- OH MY GOD. Fire. Brimstone! That’s what’s coming to sinners like you, you’re so fucking cute, fuck! I’m LASHING OUT.

- There’s my fat boy!!!! HOLD UP! We’ve got a situation here. (goes to get treats)

- I’m not going to pet you very long because you’re a sociopath. You lure them in with charm and then you slaughter them with nails. Sharp nails.

- What’s this one? Chicken Dinner in gravy! And the ‘in gravy’ is italicized so you know it’s gourmet, you little shit!

- No, no. You’re going to sit your ass down on this floor and we are going to play with this motherfucking bell ball, you bastard.

- Miss Kitty, are you aware that you are a cat? (to me) She’s absorbing the news. (thoughtful pause). There, you’re coming to grips with it now, aren’t you, Miss Kitty?

- You were made by a great, dark, wizard dollmaker, back in Mother Russia. And he called you… “Russian Blue.” And one day, you may find that your clockwork heart– oh no…. (looks at me) she’s typing this.

- You gotta do something about your face, buddy. It’s like… 95 percent on-party.

- You’re on your own now, you barbarian.

- Don’t look at me with that cute face! Don’t flash it around like a VIP ticket to my side of the bed!

- WHY do you always hold your paws as if you’re holding an opera fan? “Oh dear! I’ve got the vapors!” (sees me typing). No, they can’t see his paws. They don’t know he’s the queen of the opera, singing his song to the rafters. He does not know that the audience has long since left him…

- LIE BACK DOWN I MADE YOU AN OPERA FAN.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Link: *eating raw fish as he runs naked through a field shooting down bokoblins with fire arrows screaming*

literally everyone in hyrule: wtf

Zelda: i love him so muCH

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b99 week // day 4
favorite peraltiago moment moments: all the “i love you’s”  

170502 NCT's Night Night Vlive

Omg so johnjae was reading this fan’s story about her having a crush on this senior in school. She apparently likes to look at him outside his class(?), accidentally bumped against him(?) and even heard him sing. THE PLOT TWIST IS THAT THAT SENIOR SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS ACTUALLY JAEHYUN, YEAP THE JUNG JAEHYUN WE ALL KNOW, AND WHILE JAEHYUN WAS READING IT HE SAID HE HAD GOOSEBUMPS LMAO. MAN HOW LUCKY IS THAT FAN ㅠㅠㅠㅠ she was so nervous when she started to talk to them and jaehyun even said “annyeong” to her ;;; imagine being in the same school and HAVING A CRUSH on this senior who becomes an idol in the future ㅠㅠㅠㅠ WHAT KIND OF ROMANCE DRAMA IS THIS