how is a dog this cute

  • Ruby: And over there, Ms. Belladonna, is our dog Zwei.
  • Kali: Oh, how cute! May I pet him?
  • Yang: You’re not scared of him?
  • Kali: No. Why would I be?
  • Ruby: Well you’re a cat faunas, aren’t you?
  • Kali: Kids, just because I have cat ears doesn’t mean I’m actually a cat. Don’t be silly.
  • Yang: Then what about Blake? She is scared of dogs...
  • Ruby: ...And loves fish...
  • Yang: ...And hates the sound of vacuum cleaners...
  • Ruby: ...And sleeps in a box sometimes....
  • Yang: ...And you can distract her with a lazer pointer.
  • Ruby: I even saw her lick herself once!
  • Kali: Oh that....Well I don’t know what to tell you. Blake’s just weird.
  • *Ruby and Yang look over at Blake, who has her hands tangled in a ball of yarn*
  • Blake: A little help.

can we just all agree that Ben Affleck petting puppies on the Tonight Show was exactly how Bruce Wayne would have done it? Like, 

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Originally posted by toryscreamblr

“hello pupper, I’m going to awkwardly scritch your head while giving no fucks about Jimmy Fallon, plz don’t climb on my suit–alright, fine, I guess you’re vaguely cute…”

Forgot to comment on that in the previous post, but, seems like this fucking dog shoots missiles out of it’s ass, coolio, where can i buy one?

Steven your starry eyes are getting out of hand.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

CONNIE CONNIE CONNIE CONNIE!!!

CONNIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

WE’RE GETTING A CONNIE AND LION EPISODE!!! HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU ADORABLE LITTLE THING HOW DO YOU MANAGE BEING SO FUCKING CUTE

anonymous asked:

HC that instead of "coming out" they just act cute on twitter or Ethan saying in a video game "my boyfriend Tyler and I play this all the time" or how Amy and mark act adorable together they do the same stuff bc love and shit

!

-ty vague-posting abt eth in his twitter rant/poem things and he thinks hes being subtle hes rlly not 
-ty posting stupid cute shit on his insta w eth like they go to the dog beach with chica and they stay until they sunset and they take one of those cheesy pics of their legs when theyre sitting on the beach w the sun in the background
-eth convincing ty to get a snapchat, finally,
-eth having ty on his channel more and ty is still shit at video games but hes getting better
-ty prefers story based games while eth is like ?? i like all games but they gotta grab me right away or its not happening so one-offs are usually his thing
-so they do some of both
-one of them fucks something up and the other one “nice, asshole”
-”shut up”
-the first time ty is on one of eth’s videos where its just the two of them and eth goes to say his outro ty interrupts him and is like “why are you telling people to stay cranky? shouldnt you tell them to…..*looks into camera* smile always?”
-eth fuckin shoves him out of frame and u can hear ty laughing off camera

anonymous asked:

Not to sound dumb, but why is it squick-y that the younger wolf siblings are more 'wolf' like?

The simple answer is because it’s weird- and not in the cute quirky way Mattel is going for with these reboot dolls. it’s just plain weird and uncanny.

Clawdeen’s new pet is a wolf. which is a bizarre choice in itself because Clawdeen is also a wolf… That would be like a human being owning a less evolved sub-human neanderthal as a pet…if that idea doesn’t make you uncomfortable it should.

The image looks cute but when you stop and think about it, it gets kinda dicey. Like Clawdeen is holding a pup- but then her mom also has pups one she reads bedtime stories too and one she feed kibble. Think about it like how in Disney, Mickey’s best friend Goofy is a dog- but then he owns Pluto who is also a dog and their universe somehow makes this okay. Why is it that Goofy gets to own a house and have a family but Pluto has to wear a collar???


Now enter in Clawdeens new baby sister who does not look humanoid like Clawdeen and her brothers do at all- she looks just striaght up like a wolf pup. she has cheek fluff and even a tail! so does the little brother…which makes me wonder- what happened to Clawdeens tail!? does their tail fall off when they hit puberty!? did someone chop hers off? Silvi doesn’t have a tail either, is Howleen going to have a tail? If the reboot wanted to make Clawdeen more wolf-like giving her a tail would have been a much better alternative than making her live in a cave, which if you’ve read my movie review you know I take issue with.

your pet and your little sister should not look more related than you do is basically what I’m getting at here. If someone photo shopped the wolf brown you would barely be able to tell the difference between it and her little sister and that….is weird.

Hinata Shouyou for the cutie @meiyanaalexia!!~ ☆

Even though the hair isn’t the best, I still really like the oranges I used for it and how they blended together! (The only oranges I have.. heheh..)

The cute doggy ears at the top aren’t really supposed to be actually connected to him, but I thought it would have been cute to add them at the top for some more pizazz~

I really hope you like how it turned out!~
Thank you so much for requesting, my friend!~ ♡♡♡♡

I’ve read lots of people write about how Yuuri is such a wonderful gay icon but what about Victor?! I MEAN

Come on

The guy has a pink ferrari for God’s sake 

AND HE IS RIDING IT WITH A CUTE GUY SITTING ON HIS LAP, ALL THE WHILE LOOKING CHILL AF 

He has been the pro of what he does since he was a teen 

he takes cute pictures with him and his beloved dog for the press

his whole country loves him

he is not only comfortable but happy to play both a female and male part

He can get away with those lines

this one speaks for itself

he has insecurities about his hair

AND HE IS SO GODDAMN DRAMATIC ABOUT IT

He is more beautiful than a disney princess

and he is a genuinely kind person 

AND

he gets to spend the rest of his life

with the cute boy he fell in love with 

and live happily ever after

really, Vitya is an inspiration to us all

anyway i hate how tumblr is now only focusing on wlw and mlm 

so to NB people with queer attractions: 

  • i love you 
  • you are not “basically straight” 
  • you are awesome
  • you don’t have to fit into a binary box for your attractions to be queer and valid
  • it’s ok if you’re still learning to love yourself because it’s hard
  • regardless of your appearance you are valid and your attractions and how you label them are valid
  • stay hydrated as best you can 
  • regardless of whether you lean masc, femme, in between, whatever other direction you want, or don’t have a direction at all, you are valid and your attractions and how you label them are valid
  • i hope you find money on the sidewalk and your favorite candy is on sale
  • i hope you get to pet a cute dog next time you go out
  • i’ll fight anyone who gives you shit
happy things

• realising how much you’ve grown
• when the shirt you really want is in your size
• being with someone and feeling like home
• petting cute dogs you see on the street
• being able to sleep until noon
• watching an episode of a show you love a lot
• getting a good grade for a test you studied hard for (or not studied at all)
• first bite of a meal when you’re hungry
• being with someone and feeling save
• the smell of eggs and bacon in the morning

Somebody said Humans would be the Mad Scientist species to aliens- like, aliens watch Back To The Future, and they see Doc Brown, and they think yes this is a human scientist, they’re all that crazy, these humans do such insane things with science.

I would like to offer an alternative.

Humans are tough. We can shrug off plenty of injuries, and we recover pretty fast from most others. Hell, we find minor injuries amusing (Don’t tell me you’ve never laughed at someone getting hit in the balls).

Humans have a skewed sense of danger. We think baby anything is cute- tigers, lions, alligators, whatever, no matter how scary they grow up to be- and even then there’s people that would happily cuddle up to a grizzly. Even less adventurous humans keep vermin as pets, or snakes, or dogs, that apex predator sub-species we made.

We are fascinated by morbid and scary stuff. We have a whole genre designed to terrify people. Tons of fantasy revolves around deadly monsters, plenty of which involve romance with said monsters. Lots of grim dystopias in sci-fi. Even children’s stories involve grandmothers getting eaten or witches getting cooked in their own oven.

And if you’re on this site, you know all the jokes we make about depression or social anxiety, or joking about wanting to die.

We aren’t the Doc Brown species.

We’re the Addams Family Species.

Voltron retail AU

- lance is the jewelry guy
- he wears dangly blue earrings
- his regular customers are cute old ladies who always think he needs to eat more
-when he’s not attending customers he flirts with the cute dressing room attendant
-Keith is the dressing room attendant
- it’s mostly slow, but he can see the jewelry department from his post
- people ask him for opinions on their outfits
- he’s uncomfortable sharing his fashion advice, but he’s really good at it
- hunk and pidge are markdowns. And backroom. And overnight.
- They pretty much live in the store.
- they have their own secret lingo for the goings on.
- they will drop everything if someone brings in a cute dog
- shiro is the head cashier/coordinator.
- the customers love him. He’s charming and they forget how much they’re spending.
- he organizes breaks and returns
-lance always pesters him about it
- he and allura work well together
-they have their own sign language they use to talk from opposite sides of the store
-they think they’re sly about it (they’re not)
- allura is their favorite manager
- she is scary but treats them well
- she loves setting up fancy feature tables
- matt is security
- when he applied he thought it was tech security. Orientation was awkward
- he actually does really well though
- he blends in wearing regular clothes and his low center gravity is perfect for tackling would be thieves
-Shiro find this hilarious
-the galra are the walmart across the street
-more stuff available. But no morals