Ok but imagine when jon arrived at dragonstone tyrion will probably asked "how did you won the north on your own?" "My darling- i mean.. my sister sansa came to rescue" "wait WHAT? SANSA? SANSA MY WIFE?!" "NO SHES MY WIFE NOW NO ONE CAN HAVE HER SHES MINE TOUCH HER AND I'LL KILL YOU-" *throw tyrion into the sea* lol
Tyrion: Well done reclaiming Winterfell. The odds were truly against you. I was surprised you managed it.
Jon: I didn’t. It was Sansa.
Tyrion: Sansa? Oh, how is my lovely wife? I always knew she’d survive us all.
Jon: ………. What?
Tyrion: Sansa. How is she?
Tyrion: Oh yes. And a beautiful wife she makes.
Jon: YOUR WIFE?
Tyrion: What’s happening here?
Jon: *cue angry kitten growling*
Tyrion: Seriously, what’s going on?
Jon: Did you touch her! *chokes* Did you touch my Sansa!
Tyrion: What? No! We never even consummated the marriage!!!
Jon: Oh…. *smiles* okay. Just never touch her and we’ll be okay.
Tyrion: *walks away mumbling* Is it me? Do I just attract sibling couples? Is that a thing?