So what I need is a movie where Dustin Milligan (Friedkin in Dirk Gently)
Plays the younger, snotty rich kid cousin to Chris Evans (you know who he is)
Like maybe Dustin’s going away to college, some bullshit little liberal arts place his parents insisted on (after he almost got expelled from high school for underage drinking or something) instead of the Big Name Party School he wanted to go to, and his older cousin Chris is a professor there and becomes his mentor and teaches him how to not be a reprehensible human being. Or something. I haven’t given it a lot of thought, clearly. I just can’t help but think of a young Evans every time Friedkin is on screen.