how i started my day

The current state of the messy, collaborative Mystic Messenger fic by the fandom~

“Lololololol.” That was 707 being annoying as usual, however, there was something unusual about the situation. ““If that how we start the day then I better get some more Coffee in my coffee.” Jaehee was already so done for the day. Then again, she always was done. However, 707 appeared far from done, and a wide grin spread across his face at Jaehee’s annoyed comment for he knew his plan had just begun.

First things first though… He needed to find out where Elly was. Sweet, sweet Elly. It was all part of a grand prank that nobody would ever see coming. Today he was going to fool everyone. Speaking of seeing, Jumin obviously would never give out the location of his precious Elly, but mastermind 707 knew someone who would. He needed the human cat-detector, Zen!!! Unfortunately, he was currently at practice, but hacker god 707 could not wait, he needed to go undercover.

Meanwhile Jumin sensed that their was something in the air again he felt more uneasy today. It was like Elizabeth had lost 5 more strands of hair then uselessly. He thought he should tighten his security once more.

But then Jumin got a genius idea… There was somebody who was always able to deter any potential threats to poor Elizabeth the 3rd (named Saeyoung Choi), and that person’s name was Vanderwood. The threat of the taser would be enough to keep him away… Hopefully.

Of course, Vanderwood would never harm Jumin’s assistant, which is why 707 now stands before Jaehee, begging her to let him borrow one of her outfits.

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i M lauGhing so hard anon thANk YOU

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Okay back to happier (?) topics - today’s prompts were firsts/future/tears !!!! and honestly that’s probably a happy set why did I go for this even we might just never know

THIS COLLAB FIC BETWEEN EVERYONE IS GETTING INTENSE!!!


“Lololololol.” That was 707 being annoying as usual, however, there was something unusual about the situation. ““If that how we start the day then I better get some more Coffee in my coffee.” Jaehee was already so done for the day. Then again, she always was done. However, 707 appeared far from done, and a wide grin spread across his face at Jaehee’s annoyed comment for he knew his plan had just begun.

First things first though… He needed to find out where Elly was. Sweet, sweet Elly. It was all part of a grand prank that nobody would ever see coming. Today he was going to fool everyone. Speaking of seeing, Jumin obviously would never give out the location of his precious Elly, but mastermind 707 knew someone who would. He needed the human cat-detector, Zen!!! Unfortunately, he was currently at practice, but hacker god 707 could not wait, he needed to go undercover.

Meanwhile Jumin sensed that their was something in the air again he felt more uneasy today. It was like Elizabeth had lost 5 more strands of hair then uselessly. He thought he should tighten his security once more.

But then Jumin got a genius idea… There was somebody who was always able to deter any potential threats to poor Elizabeth the 3rd (named Saeyoung Choi), and that person’s name was Vanderwood. The threat of the taser would be enough to keep him away… Hopefully.

Of course, Vanderwood would never harm Jumin’s assistant, which is why 707 now stands before Jaehee, begging her to let him borrow one of her outfits. Upon her initial rejection, 707 fell to his knees crying, begging for her to let him under the promise that he would do anything in return…

“So how about persuading Mr Han to give me a paid vacation?”Jaehee knew this was an impossible task for anyone not even the notorious 707 could do that. He knew that Jaehee would have an impossible demand like this so he came prepared. 707 had Super limited Edition Zen merchandise for her.

Including an exclusive nude calendar.

Of course, Jaehee was tempted, but she held on. She needed this vacation, and she was going to get it. “Hey Luciel, you’re a hacker right? Surely if you look into Jumin’s computer you may find something that could… convince him in allowing me some time off?” She said with a smirk and mischief in her eyes.

“Blackmailing, I see, I never expected that day to come Jaehee, but I will see what I can do. I am not the hacker-god 707 for nothing after all.” 707 said in a really devious way but his instincts as a hacker were kicking in right away. He was waiting for a chance like this. “However, in order to do that, I will need to get access to his personal computer in his penthouse, and the only way for me to do that is~” He said, standing up excitedly.

“Right then” Jaehee said, still smiling, “Come on in, I think I have some clothing that’s a little big on me.”

Looking through her closet, 707 somehow managed to make an even bigger mess than Elizabeth ever did in all her time at Jaehee’s apartment, but Jaehee couldn’t feel upset, for she knew she would soon have plenty of time to clean as she waved goodbye to 707 now dressed in her usual attire. 707 had no issues at all with his new outfit even when it was not really his style.On the way to Jumins penthouse he trained Jaehee´s voice to mimic her in the best way possible. He got a few catcalls as he walked down the street in his heels, and answered simply in a wink and smile, but before he knew it he was in front of the penthouse entrance, looking directly into the judging eyes of Mary Vanderwood. He knew that Vanderwood would not be easy to fool more then once they were on missions together after all.

He took a deep breath, before watching as Vanderwood’s eyes returned the direct contact. He then went and put on his rehearsed Jaehee voice, and started to speak. “Hello, Vanderwood. There is no sign of Luciel yet, is there?” He then glanced around, and nodded. “Yes, no Luciel… So, am I permitted to go up to Mr Han’s penthouse? I need to pick up some… paperwork from him.”707 thought that his Jaehee performance surely deserved a oscar at least. He was really proud of himself to be able to fool Vanderwood like this.

Insert a Vanderwood death glare here, because they were sure that Jaehee Kang would never be getting paperwork from Jumin’s penthouse rather than the C&R offices, but then, they remembered seeing Jumin return with a large stack of paperwork previously.

“Fine, Ms. Kang… You can go in. But just in case, I’m keeping my eye on you…”

Vanderwood was sure that this was really 707 in disguise.

This just played in Vanderwoods hands though since he already had setted up a perfect trap for Luciel inside of the penthouse. He knew that 707 could not resist one thing other than Jumin Hans cat.That one thing was of course honey Buddha chips. Vanderwood had placed a single bag of the chips in plain sight in the middle of the living room table.While the cat was in a very well hidden area somewhere far away.

The hacker froze at the sight of the golden bag, his eyes focusing down on it like a hawk discovering it’s prey. His heart began to beat at a quickened pace, adrenalin rushing into his system as his hunt began and his instincts began to kick in. Behind him stood Vanderwood, calmly waiting for the boy in front of him to break into a sprint and attack his vulnerable prey. But before his savage instincts could fully kick in, he remembered his goal.

anonymous asked:

Akaashi, please tell Futakuchi to CHILL

futakuchi has been adequately chilled… just kidding, he unplugged the fridge to get in there. akaashi has learned to keep a closer eye on him from now on

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It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

Mystic Messenger fanfiction collab between everyone progress

“Lololololol.” That was 707 being annoying as usual, however, there was something unusual about the situation. ““If that how we start the day then I better get some more Coffee in my coffee.” Jaehee was already so done for the day. Then again, she always was done. However, 707 appeared far from done, and a wide grin spread across his face at Jaehee’s annoyed comment for he knew his plan had just begun.

First things first though… He needed to find out where Elly was. Sweet, sweet Elly. It was all part of a grand prank that nobody would ever see coming. Today he was going to fool everyone. Speaking of seeing, Jumin obviously would never give out the location of his precious Elly, but mastermind 707 knew someone who would. He needed the human cat-detector, Zen!!! Unfortunately, he was currently at practice, but hacker god 707 could not wait, he needed to go undercover.

Meanwhile Jumin sensed that their was something in the air again he felt more uneasy today. It was like Elizabeth had lost 5 more strands of hair then uselessly. He thought he should tighten his security once more.

But then Jumin got a genius idea… There was somebody who was always able to deter any potential threats to poor Elizabeth the 3rd (named Saeyoung Choi), and that person’s name was Vanderwood. The threat of the taser would be enough to keep him away… Hopefully.

Of course, Vanderwood would never harm Jumin’s assistant, which is why 707 now stands before Jaehee, begging her to let him borrow one of her outfits. Upon her initial rejection, 707 fell to his knees crying, begging for her to let him under the promise that he would do anything in return…

“So how about persuading Mr Han to give me a paid vacation?”Jaehee knew this was an impossible task for anyone not even the notorious 707 could do that. He knew that Jaehee would have an impossible demand like this so he came prepared. 707 had Super limited Edition Zen merchandise for her.

Including an exclusive nude calendar.

Of course, Jaehee was tempted, but she held on. She needed this vacation, and she was going to get it. “Hey Luciel, you’re a hacker right? Surely if you look into Jumin’s computer you may find something that could… convince him in allowing me some time off?” She said with a smirk and mischief in her eyes.

“Blackmailing, I see, I never expected that day to come Jaehee, but I will see what I can do. I am not the hacker-god 707 for nothing after all.” 707 said in a really devious way but his instincts as a hacker were kicking in right away. He was waiting for a chance like this. “However, in order to do that, I will need to get access to his personal computer in his penthouse, and the only way for me to do that is~” He said, standing up excitedly.

“Right then” Jaehee said, still smiling, “Come on in, I think I have some clothing that’s a little big on me.”

Looking through her closet, 707 somehow managed to make an even bigger mess than Elizabeth ever did in all her time at Jaehee’s apartment, but Jaehee couldn’t feel upset, for she knew she would soon have plenty of time to clean as she waved goodbye to 707 now dressed in her usual attire. 707 had no issues at all with his new outfit even when it was not really his style.On the way to Jumins penthouse he trained Jaehee´s voice to mimic her in the best way possible. He got a few catcalls as he walked down the street in his heels, and answered simply in a wink and smile, but before he knew it he was in front of the penthouse entrance, looking directly into the judging eyes of Mary Vanderwood. He knew that Vanderwood would not be easy to fool more then once they were on missions together after all.

He took a deep breath, before watching as Vanderwood’s eyes returned the direct contact. He then went and put on his rehearsed Jaehee voice, and started to speak. “Hello, Vanderwood. There is no sign of Luciel yet, is there?” He then glanced around, and nodded. “Yes, no Luciel… So, am I permitted to go up to Mr Han’s penthouse? I need to pick up some… paperwork from him.”707 thought that his Jaehee performance surely deserved a oscar at least. He was really proud of himself to be able to fool Vanderwood like this.

Insert a Vanderwood death glare here, because they were sure that Jaehee Kang would never be getting paperwork from Jumin’s penthouse rather than the C&R offices, but then, they remembered seeing Jumin return with a large stack of paperwork previously.

“Fine, Ms. Kang… You can go in. But just in case, I’m keeping my eye on you…”

Vanderwood was sure that this was really 707 in disguise.

This just played in Vanderwoods hands though since he already had setted up a perfect trap for Luciel inside of the penthouse. He knew that 707 could not resist one thing other than Jumin Hans cat.That one thing was of course honey Buddha chips. Vanderwood had placed a single bag of the chips in plain sight in the middle of the living room table.While the cat was in a very well hidden area somewhere far away.

The hacker froze at the sight of the golden bag, his eyes focusing down on it like a hawk discovering it’s prey. His heart began to beat at a quickened pace, adrenalin rushing into his system as his hunt began and his instincts began to kick in. Behind him stood Vanderwood, calmly waiting for the boy in front of him to break into a sprint and attack his vulnerable prey. But before his savage instincts could fully kick in, he remembered his goal.

The laptop that was somewhere in Jumins home office. 707 took his eyes of the delicious chips and focused on the plan of Jumins penthouse , he had memorized it in his head and made his way carefully towards the room. While Vanderwood had a tight eye on him. The boy was a bigger threat than he liked to admit. It was time to step up his game.

Elsewhere in the penthouse, near to Jumin’s office, was the kitchen. Within the kitchen was a fridge. And within that fridge… was an ice cold can of doctor pepper. As 707 went towards the office, Vanderwood quickly detoured to get the can, before returning to following the disguised hacker.

Just before 707 touched the office door… The hissing sound of the can being opened echoed behind him, and he gulped. ‘Do not turn around, Saeyoung! This is for Elly- I mean Jaehee!’

It was oh so tempting but he had rember elly in his arm soon…he only had to ignore his thirst for a bit longer. Once he had the laptop he could escape and get the Information for Jaehee. Then he could be finally find his beloved Elly and be happy with her forever.

But Vanderwood was beginning to lose their patience. 707 just had to fuck something up, then they could pull out their taser and shock him into giving up whatever mischief he was planning to do.

Luciel was feeling the eyes on the back of his head he had to keep his cool he could not mess up now. He walked towards the laptop it was so close. He got over exited and ran into the desk he let out a loud sound from the sudden impact. It was far of the sound that Jaehee would make. 707 tried to overplay his mistake by giggling but he forgot that Jaehee would never giggle at all.

707’s entire world seemed to move in slow motion as Vanderwood started walking towards him. The collar on his shirt seemed tight enough to kill him and his face paled, but at that exact moment, his phone began to ring from his pocket. He quickly picked up, not bothering to check who it was.

“Hello this is JAEHEE KANG speaking as you have reached the number of JAEHEE KANG if you did not mean to contact JAEHEE KANG please hang up and dial a number that is not JAEHEE KANG” He said loudly into the phone.

But then… He never expected to get a hushed response. “Idiot brother… You blew your cover. I’ll be there to deal with Vanderwood in a minute… If you haven’t got yourself killed by then.”Saeran could not believe that his stupid brother got himself in this kind of situation.

Flashback:

Saeran had seen his brother leaving the Bunker to go to Jaehee. He had a idea what he was up to after the chat in the morning. Why was that Idiot so involved with that darn cat anyways. She was pretty yes but really not worth the risk.

He felt that he had a duty to at least protect that fool of a brother, so he groaned and decided to start trailing behind him for a while, to see just what exactly he was doing.It was really surprising to him that his brother was going to Jaehee of all people. They never had anything in common. Just what was his brother planning… could he be stupid enough to ask Jaehee for her clothes ? Much to Saerans surprise he was. It not took long for Saeyoung to come back out in Jaehees outfit. At first he was not 100percent sure that it was really him but he had seen in him in so many disguises before that he just knew it was him. Saeran was sighing who Saeyoung thought he could fool with that look ?

Much to Saerans surprise everyone from the way to Jaehees appartment to Jumins Penthouse. Even the guards at the entrance where not noticing that it was not Jaehee. How could they be that blind ? Saeran was sure that Vanderwood would see threw him like nothing though. It was more than suspicious that Vanderwood let Saeyoung pass.

But he then noticed the smirk on Vanderwood’s face, and realisation sunk in. Vanderwood knew that was his brother, and was trying to catch him out! He then snuck off to another floor of the building, and prepared an outfit for himself to wear in Jumin’s penthouse, to save his brother’s sorry ass. What better than a masked thief? Saeran thought after he found a dark cloak and a mask in a clothing store on the 2nd floor of the building.

How convenient. Someone must had thought on him today. Saeran thought and took the chance to dress himself up. He looked in a mirror and thought it not looked to bad on him.

It’s actually turning out pretty good, this fic done by everyone so far!!!


“Lololololol.” That was 707 being annoying as usual, however, there was something unusual about the situation. ““If that how we start the day then I better get some more Coffee in my coffee.” Jaehee was already so done for the day. Then again, she always was done. However, 707 appeared far from done, and a wide grin spread across his face at Jaehee’s annoyed comment for he knew his plan had just begun.

First things first though… He needed to find out where Elly was. Sweet, sweet Elly. It was all part of a grand prank that nobody would ever see coming. Today he was going to fool everyone. Speaking of seeing, Jumin obviously would never give out the location of his precious Elly, but mastermind 707 knew someone who would. He needed the human cat-detector, Zen!!! Unfortunately, he was currently at practice, but hacker god 707 could not wait, he needed to go undercover.

Meanwhile Jumin sensed that their was something in the air again he felt more uneasy today. It was like Elizabeth had lost 5 more strands of hair then uselessly. He thought he should tighten his security once more.

But then Jumin got a genius idea… There was somebody who was always able to deter any potential threats to poor Elizabeth the 3rd (named Saeyoung Choi), and that person’s name was Vanderwood. The threat of the taser would be enough to keep him away… Hopefully.

Of course, Vanderwood would never harm Jumin’s assistant, which is why 707 now stands before Jaehee, begging her to let him borrow one of her outfits. Upon her initial rejection, 707 fell to his knees crying, begging for her to let him under the promise that he would do anything in return…

“So how about persuading Mr Han to give me a paid vacation?”Jaehee knew this was a impossible task for anyone not even the notorious 707 could do that. He knew that Jaehee would have a impossible demand like this so he came prepared. 707 had Super limited Edition Zen merchandise for her.

Including an exclusive nude calendar.

Of course, Jaehee was tempted, but she held on. She needed this vacation, and she was going to get it. “Hey Luciel, you’re a hacker right? Surely if you look into Jumin’s computer you may find something that could… convince him in allowing me some time off?” She said with a smirk and mischief in her eyes.

“Blackmailing, I see, I never expected that day to come Jaehee, but I will see what I can do. I am not the hacker-god 707 for nothing after all.” 707 said in a really devious way but his instincts as a hacker were kicking inright away. He was waiting for a chance like this. “However, in order to do that, I will need to get access to his personal computer in his penthouse, and the only way for me to do that is~” He said, standing up excitedly.

“Right then” Jaehee said, still smiling, “Come on in, I think I have some clothing that’s a little big on me.”

When all your friends are posting pics with their significant other for Valentine’s Day but you’re still single

Sana while looking at Evak … girl i RELATE 

2 cool Karamatsus for 24/02

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Sleepy boys complete with bed hair, pj’s and pineapple boxer shorts

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alternate v bonus: ~~ 

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so free up the cheaper seats
here comes a greek tragedy

Imagine you and bestfriend!Woozi calling each other by weird nicknames and having the rest of Seventeen judge you two for using them.