How many drugs to you take daily?
Hello yes it is me, the wacky drug boy! I’m glad someone FINALLY thought to ask. I love having so many drug, and can have as many as 7 drug a day!
For instance, I might have 1 caffeine in the morning if I’m at a nice cafe, but only with food because I get a bit shaky otherwise, so if they bring the caffeine out before my food I just wait.
I might also have 2 paracetamol drug with water if I have a headache, and an additional 2 if symptoms persist after 4 hours.
Sometimes I have the sugar drug if I eat a food with sugar in it, which on the whole I try to avoid but I’m definitely not strict about, and I might even have a milkshake or ice cream on occasions where I’m feeling especially druggy.
Sometimes when I’m really spiralling out of control, I’ll have 1 alcohol after dinner with my life partner, maybe 2 or 3 on special occasions or if I’m attending an event. Probably not on the same day as taking paracetamol though because if I’m not feeling well then I probably wouldn’t feel like it.
This potent mix of mind altering substances is the secret to all my loopy zany ideas, and the abilities required to realise them. If you take all of these cool drug like me then maybe you’ll arrive at the same artistic conclusions, but thankfully nobody else has ever been reckless enough to try.