how he gets girls to fall for him

anonymous asked:

i love me some angst, but sometimes i think of the kids not being surprised at all when their parents sit them down to explain that naruto and sasuke are divorcing their wives, and naruto and sasuke are in love with each other.

I think this isn’t actually that far fetched. (In real life) parents tend to underestimate their children a lot when it comes to a failing marriage. A lot of parents tend to think their kids won’t notice that their marriage is falling apart, but they do, always. And because they’re kids, they’ll pretty much always think it’s somehow their fault too. An old friend of my mother was in a situation like that. He found out his wife had been cheating on him (for years), but they decided not to get a divorce ‘for the kids’, cause they thought a divorce (even though they obviously needed one) would be too much for their children (two girls age 6 and 8) to handle. But that’s not how that works at all. Children aren’t nearly as oblivious as some adults tend to think they are. Their girls figured out months ago that things weren’t 100% right between mommy and daddy anymore, but they just couldn’t figure out why. They both just ended up thinking it was somehow their fault instead :/

So to keep a long story short, I think the next gen kids probably wouldn’t be that surprised either, I mean Naruto sleeps on the couch for gods sake, there’s no way in hell they missed that! They’d probably be relieved to finally know why things aren’t working out anymore between their parents. 

BTS as girls they fall for
  • Jungkook: the confident, sexy one. he likes the cool girls that are out of his league so when u told him u liked his fav game as well he’d nut. the one who isn’t scared to initiate but is quick to draw back n get flustered. stupidly beautiful and he’d fall for ur confidence and he’d stay in love with your shy, cutesy side. probably grossed out by aegyo.
  • Jin: the elegant, funny one. the one who makes the entire room smile and who can easily control a crowd. steals the spotlight without intending to. knows how to behave in public, but knows how to crack the best jokes along ‘the boys’. smart in a mom way. prettiest smile u’ve ever seen. wears a trenchcoat or some dumb shit like that.
  • Jimin: the loud, cute one. the one who’s a friend before she’s a girlfriend typa deal. falls for u silently nd adores ur innocence. tousles ur hair nd pretends to be annoyed when u do aegyo but kinda loves it fr. usually not shy so he loves it when u finally get shy around him.
  • Hoseok: the ‘everyone loves her’ one. gets along easily with everyone n genuinely doesn’t judge. some ppl think she fake cuz she so sweet but aint nobody resistin her. has a ton of friends nd loves to be social, neither too cute nor too sexy. probably gives a shit ton of money to charity.
  • Namjoon: the ridiculously sexy grown one. the one who makes daddy namjoon become her son. gets him all weak and flustered n he don’t know shit about what he gon do. someone who is smart as hell like her brain wears glasses kinda smart u know. probably insanely devoted to her job.
  • Yoongi: the shy n timid girl. the type of girl that doesn’t rly speak too much nd it makes him wonder so bad. probably has pretty knees. the type to get real speechless nd easily flustered. the type to listen quietly in the studio as he plays his songs nd he turns his head nd asks “do you like it?” nd u smile nervously “yeah” nd he loves u. he loves that ur innocent. cute.
  • Taehyung: the oblivious, good girl. the one who’s always confused, always rushing somewhere, can never seem to figure out where the hell she’s going. real cute eyes. isn’t a mom friend but definitely a worrier. talks to her mom a lot on the phone. doesn’t even notice taehyung likes her until he either says it or kisses her nd even then she’ll b confused and oblivious and he’ll love it. good @ heart nd wants to help everyone. cries a lot.
A lot of people don’t understand why a girl would keep letting the same corruptive, toxic young boy back into her life when he keeps somehow hurting her each time. People don’t understand how a girl as pure and delicate as her would even fall for a boy and sinful and disastrous as him. People don’t understand why she loves him even when he breaks her whole world apart. And it is hard to understand I get it but most people are just looking at the surface of their love, their love is so much deeper than that. He may hurt her, but nobody can make her smile like he does. He may break her but nobody can pick back up the pieces like he does. He is the reason that life isn’t so bland and normal, he’s the reason she actually feels emotions, he’s the reason she met one of her best friends, he’s the reason she’s been able to actually experience real life and not some fantasy her mother grew her up to see life as, he’s the reason that she is able to know what real love is and how it feels. To other people it may seem like he’s the only reason she expirences pain, but he’s not. He may bring her some pain but he brings her happiness more than anything else and she does the same for him. She’s the reason he’s been able to love again, she’s the reason he doesn’t have nightmares at night, she’s the reason that he has been able to not always see the bad things in life, she’s the reason he ever smiles at all anymore. In everything there has ever been there has been flaws. Nothing is ever going to always be perfect. They’ve learned that especially…they’ve been able to see past their flaws and just love another for who they are. Because they know without eachother their lives would be even more corrupt then they are with each other. They know that without the bad you can’t really have the good. They know that you have to expirence some darkness before you can fully expirence the life. And because of all of this that’s why their love works. People may not understand it and how their love works but they don’t need them to, frankly at times they don’t even understand it themselves. But what they do know is their love is stronger than anything they’ve ever known and that they don’t ever want to loose eachother because their lives are better now with each other then they’ve ever been.

my mad fat dairy is important because where else is there a show, and I mean a show that appeals to a major audience, that the big girl gets the guy just for being herself and making plenty of mistakes along the way and their entire road of strangers to friends to lovers is never because of a makeover or because she lost weight or because she changed herself in anyway. he ends up falling in love with her because of her and even when she brings up the fact of how other people might look at them BECAUSE they look like such an “unconventional couple” he tells her he will love who he loves and no one, not even her, can take that away from him and I just have so many feelings about this show I never want it to end

Fall For You (M) | 02

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Summary: You hate a lot of things about Jeon Jungkook; you hate his arrogance, his reputation, and his pet name for you to name a few. But most of all, you hate how right it feels for you to fall into his arms, and how easy it is to fall for him.
Word Count: 10,272
Genre: fuckboy!Jungkook, college au, hate to lust to-

Part 01. Part 03

It wasn’t over.

After your night with Jungkook he was on your mind more than ever. You didn’t go to any parties in the following days, but you couldn’t help but think of him during the evening, of if he was drinking to get drunk or to maintain appearances as he brought another girl to his bed. The idea of him, wrapped around a random girl, his tongue shoved down her throat, didn’t bother you.

No, what angered you was how he continued to consume your thoughts, even though you hated him more than you’d ever hated anyone else.

It wasn’t fair.

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In this season’s exploration of Isak and his sexuality, this might have been one of the scenes that hit me hardest. This show lets you in to Isak just by watching him and it kills me how they lay out his current thought process through googling. The way he lingers on Emma’s picture, the way you can see his jaw clench and work as he contemplates these ideas, the way he hesitates and can’t quite be honest with himself on the quiz; tries to give the ‘right’ answer, the way you know he’s thought much further about his identity than he wants to admit when he asks “how to get turned on by girls if you are gay”… it’s just so raw. So utterly heart-breaking to watch, as it’s a window into the crushing reality for so many people. His face is blank and quiet, like everyone’s falls to as they browse the internet, as he considers these stifling and repressive ideas. The violence that the world can wrought upon people like him.

And it makes it so relatable too. It opens up the topic to everyone because we all have our own fears and secrets and private thoughts that sometimes we can only explore by the questions we ask through our keyboards at night. We try to arrange the quiz so it spits out the answer we want while typing the truth into the search bar. 

remember when manly dan called dipper a little girl and he flinched and denied it rly quickly as if it’s a sore topic for him


or when there was an entire episode dedicated to dipper and him not being “manly enough”


and when he teared up and said “I’m not a male. I’m not a man. Is that what you’re getting at?”


remember how dipper always wears a shirt to the pool


and how he’s always wanted tyrone as his name and how dipper isn’t his “real name”


or how he’s embarrassed of his own sneeze because people call it adorable


this kid is trans someone fight me

Cancer Crew Preference - You fall asleep on them

Cancer crew - You fall asleep on them
A/N IM ON F I R E.

JOJI/FILTHY FRANK
•He would not move while you were asleep, he didn’t want to you to wake up because you looked so cute.
•Joji would stroke your hair and just look at you until you stirred.
•He would enjoy you falling asleep on him, he saw this as a sign of trust and was so pleased that you decided to trust him
•"Go back to sleep baby girl, its alright.“
•BOY he just loved you so much.

IAN/IDUBBBZTV
•Initially he’d be annoyed, it was an inconvenience because now he couldn’t go and get beer from the fridge.
•After a while he’d warm up to it, he loved how cute you looked.
•He’d snuggle up to you, forgetting all about his beer.
•"How long have I been asleep?”
•"Not long enough.“

MAX/MAXMOEFOE
•You settle with max, eventually dropping off following your busy day.
•He’d LOVE it, he would cuddle you and just generally admire you.
•He would play with your hair.
•Until you started snoring.
•"Get off me cunt, you’re being loud.” He’d whine loudly.
•Lots of complaints.

CHAD/ANYTHING4VIEWS
•He would fall asleep with you.
•Cuddling!!
•Lots of cuteness.
•There aren’t many soppy moments within the relationship, except when you slept on him.
•Chad adored you.

WARREN/HOWTOBASIC
•Gently, he cracked an egg against your forehead.

A/N lol its short bye.

Wanted - Jungkook scenario (angst/fluff/slight smut)

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A/N: New story or short story I’ll be making! Hope you enjoy! 
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PART 2 / PART 3

Members: Jungkook x You ft. Jimin & Taehyung
Genre: angst, fluffy, smutish
Warnings: badboy, cussing, mature
Word count: 2860


It’s your fault. Your fault to feel like this, when you don’t have near chance.
He was just so attractive. Hot, sexy. He was everything any girl would want. He was kind of guy girl’s just fall in love with even without knowing him.
He was your secret crush, well not exactly a crush. You wanted him to fuck you. But maybe a crush too. Your feelings are bit mixed and you don’t know what to feel.

You keep on thinking how girls get lucky. Especially ones who get to be in a “relationship” with him.
Sometimes you just can’t keep your eyes off him. Watching his moves. His hand on girl’s ass, back, thigh.
Those two other friends of his are hot as fuck as well, but they less player type. More relationship type or friends with benefits. Even though Jungkook is the second one. But what if he falls in love with a girl that he actually wants to take a bigger step, be in a romantic, caring relationship. Not just fucking.

You would be jealous. You are jealous even now. Worse thing is he doesn’t even notice you.
Being senior year in the dumbass high school, you have little time to actually, maybe have him notice you. At least that.
You all seniors are the most important people in high school now. Other students looking at you like that they are in love with you. Not saying they aren’t but still.
You guys are the most popular ones in there. Doing shit around the school, getting in detention, having bad grades. At least half of you seniors don’t give a fuck about collage or grades.
It’s last year, you need to make it the most memorable.
Party’s, lunches, driving around, handing out at day or night, getting drunk, high, falling in love, getting your heart broken.
That is what last, senior year is all about.

Jungkook wasn’t this way before. This bad boy, fuckboy attitude. He was actually a sweet guy, good guy, a friend. You know because yeah, you talked to him before. Only in few classes that you had together. But even then he only just used you to get the test answers, to have someone to talk to till one of his friends come. Well mostly two of best friends Taehyung and Jimin.
You knew in the back of your mind, what you guys have is just not even a friendship. But you kept trying and talking because you liked talking to him, being next to him. As time passed more and more he got away from you.
He changed during the third year. You’re guessing he just didn’t want to be a sweetheart anymore and change a bit. He now didn’t even look at you anymore. Acted like you were a stranger.
People say it was his girlfriend, well ex now, who changed him a lot. Soon as they broke up, he finished with a lot of girls. With few even had sex, so you are guessing he liked that. Liked just having sex with different girls. Be with one for few weeks, throw her away and find a new one within days.

You yourself been working out. Getting yourself in even more shape. Actually boys chased you, but only thing you wanted was him. Jungkook.
“Have you been listening to me?” your friend asked and you snap out of your thoughts, who are always the same
“Y-yeah” you said and looked at Rose. Best friend of yours. You been best friends since you were little kids.
“Yeah right. You thought of Jungkook, didn’t you?” she raised an eyebrow and you laugh, and shake your head “no”.
“Don’t lie. I know you” she smiled and sat next to you on your bed
“Well… I can only think or imagine him, because he doesn’t know me anymore” you sigh
“There’s a party tomorrow night, and he’ll be there” Rose smiled looking at you
“He has a “girl” you know that”
“So what?” she said standing up
“I’ll better get home… I’ll pick you up tomorrow” two of you hug and she leaves

You take your laptop from the work table and sit on your bed.
You go on Jungkook’s Instagram page.
“Damn 5K followers” you said to yourself
There were few pictures with his “girl”. One of her neck and her hickeys that he made, one with him kissing her. Other pics with his best friends, few of him and him shirtless.
“God” you said and close the laptop feeling like a god damn stalker or that you have an obsession over him.

 





“You look sexyyy” Rose smiled as you got into her car
“Thanks” you smiled

In school Rose and you walked together until she jumped into a hug of her boyfriend.
“Whats good Y/N” he smiled while hugging Rose
“Whats up Troy” you smiled
“I’ll go, since I look like a third wheel here” you laughed
“See you later girl” Rose smiled and walked away with Troy

“YO JUNGKOOK!” a guy shouts and pushes you making all of your stuff fall on the floor
“Thank you asshole” you said and rolled your eyes

Jungkook smiled hugging the guy, but looks behind at you.
“Wait just a second.” He said and tapped guy’s shoulder walking over to you

You kept cursing to yourself picking up papers. Few people step on your stuff without caring.
“YEAH THANKS!” you shout and turn your face finding Jungkook kneeling in front of you

Your face goes shook.
He laughed
“Sorry about my friend… And fuck those other people you yelled at” he smiled and picked up few papers and notebooks
“You didn’t have to come apologize for him.” You said and two of you look at each other
Both of you stand up, and he gives you your stuff.
“He wouldn’t even apologize you know. I’m just being… Good” he laughs
“Right.” You had a small smile on your face as you nod your head
“Thanks anyway” you added
Jungkook just nods his head with a side smile and walks away.

“What the fuck was that?” you could hear his friend being shocked for him helping you

You quickly take your phone out of your pocket, sending a text to Rose who is probably making out with her boyfriend, but still.
Walking into the classroom, while texting you hit someone.
“Seriously?” he looks at you
“Yeah.” You raise your eyebrows and pass him
“At least watch where you going” he kept following your body
You just look up at him and sit down at your table.
It was Taehyung the guy who sounded so “annoyed”. He soon after walked in with Jimin and Jungkook.
“Well great” you sigh

In this class Jungkook was sitting behind you, which makes you now even more nervous because he actually helped and talked to you today.
You kept looking at your phone, in the back you can hear their laughs, Jungkook’s voice.
Only thing you wanted is this class to end faster than ever.

Soon as bell went off you grabbed your stuff walking out.
You sat with Rose outside on the fresh air.
“Damn that is something new” she smiled winking at you
“Oh stop” you roll your eyes and your eye land on Jungkook and his girlfriend.

Him leaning against the wall. His hands on her ass, while they made out. You lick your lips and continue to look.
Her hands travel down his chest, almost touching his dick. His hand travels up her neck, looking like he deepens the kiss, more passion.
Bell goes off and he pulls away, looking up catching you looking. You look away quickly and you wanted to kill yourself how embarrassed you felt him catching you staring. He smirks, watching you leaving and throws his arm his girlfriend.






“AND DONE” you shout as you walk out of the bathroom
“YOU LOOK FUCKING AMAZING!” Rose shouts smiling
“WE look bomb af” you smiled pointing at her

Grabbing what you need, Rose and you head off to the big party.
“Rose!” Troy said putting his hand in the air, so you guys noticed him and walked over to him.

You smiled looking around the huge room. You already loved the songs, the atmosphere.
You started to move your upper body a bit along the song.
“Drinkss” Troy hands you a cup
“Thanks” you smiled

Rose and you danced, with your glasses in the air.
You noticed Jimin and Taehyung dancing with their girls. No sign of Jungkook. You already assumed he’s fucking or at least doing something with his girl.
You were still bit embarrassed of what happened today at school. All you could think of is him catching you staring. You laugh at yourself and shake your head.

Walking over to the corner of the room, just because you needed to relax a bit. Your feet already hurt because of all the dancing.
As you stood you had a clear look to whole damn room.
You take a breath as you see Jungkook sitting on the couch. He kept looking to the side, staring up and down at you, leaning back, he licks his lips. His head turns around as his girlfriend climbs on top of his lap.
You lick your lips, with your body feeling hot. You wanted to look away, but you want those same things to do to him and him to you.

She slowly kept grinding on his lap, kissing him. Her hands on his cheeks. His hands around her waist, slowly coming down on her ass grabbing it, making her grind more, faster.
“Yah Jungkook!” Jimin shouts breaking their hot time.
Jungkook was bit annoyed for Jimin getting the stuff done too soon.
His girlfriend moves from his lap, sitting down next to him. Jungkook looked to the side to see are you still there, but you were gone.
“I got the stuff” he smiled and showed two joints in his hand
“That’s what I am talking man” Jungkook smiled being happy
“We gonna do this now or?”
“Nah later, when we get bit drunk”
Jimin smiled and nodded his head
“Let’s play 7 minutes in heaven” Taehyung walked up to them
“Who else playing? Rose and her friend and her boyfriend” Taehyung explains
“Let’s do it!”

They all walked together to another room. Three of you were sitting down already on the floor waiting for them. You didn’t know Rose is a friend to Taehyung.
“Here we are” Taehyung smiled and sat down
Your heart skip a beat as you saw Jungkook walking in, but he was alone, without his girlfriend.
“Where’s your girl Jungkook?” Troy smiled
“She went to hang out with her friends” Jungkook simply said and sat down, looking up noticing you are playing too.

“So first. This is Y/N to all of you who don’t know” Troy smiled
“Nice to meet you” Jimin smiled winking
“It’s odd that you’re playing” you quickly said whispering
“What?” Taehyung said
“I meant for him. He has a girlfriend”
“She’s not a girlfriend. Don’t worry baby” Jungkook smirks and you felt like your face is pure red

“Ya’ll know the rules” Jimin said
“Only two of these can go together, with no one other” he added pointing at Troy and Rose

You actually didn’t believe you were in this game. You played games, but not like these.
“Okay I’ll spin two times. One and then one to go with him/her” Jimin laughs
“Just spin it” Taehyung pushes him slightly

Bottle spins in circles and slowly lands on a gap between Rose and you.
“Nothing…Again” Jimin said and spins again and this time lands on you
“Oh fuck.” You laugh
“Nicee. I would like to be with you” Taehyung flirted
You just shake your head.
“Lastt one”
Jimin spins, two times it landed in a gap. You were already getting so fucking nervous and anxious. Bottle slows down and it points at him. Jungkook.
“Oh damn” Taehyung puts his hand over his mouth

Jungkook smiles and stands up.
“You going or what?” he looks down at you
You nod your head and he helps you to stand up.
As you approached to the door that leads into this closet, you were getting more and more nervous. He opens the door, letting you in first.
“Get her Jungkook” Jimin said and you roll your eyes and Jungkook only winks walking in and closing the door behind him.

Pure dark. You couldn’t see anything, not even him.
You could hear your heart beat, like that your heart will jump out of your chest.
“You had sex before, right?” he spoke
“Y-yes” you swallow hard, feeling his body closer to yours. His hand was on your hip.
“No need to be nervous babygirl.” He almost whispers and you feel his face close to yours, and his lips on yours.
First time kissing him was like you’re in heaven. His lips soft, smooth. Nicely working against yours.
“Do I make you nervous, maybe?” he said tilting his head, giving you a long peck on your lips
“No.” you stuttered out
His hand runs slowly down your body, cold fingertips touching your warm skin of your thigh.
“You’re lying. You’re scared” He said, you wanted to scream.
A rush of confidence made you step forward. You lean forwards, pressing your body against his.
Jungkook bit his lip, smirking. His hands run down on your sides, your ass pulling you closer to him, while he began to kiss your neck. You reach between you two and pull Jungkook’s shirt over his head. He did the same to you. You run your hands down his abs, to his pants. He smiled, tilting his head kissing your neck again. One of his hands grabs one of your breasts.
You could feel his warm breath against your skin as he kissed your collarbone, then your breast. You moan a bit.
His other hand reached down, under your skirt. Touching your wet panties.
“Fuck Jungkook. Please I want you now” you said and Jungkook pulled away from you
“Sure babygirl” he said

In a second he pulled his pants and boxers down. Quickly his hands pulled your panties down. His lips attacked your neck as he lifted you off the floor. Your legs wrapped around him and your back was against the wall. Jungkook entered you in one swift motion.
“Fuck” he said as he slammed into you fast. You kept moaning, moaning his name. You felt such a pleasure as he moved.
Your nails were digging into his back, leaving red straight lines across his muscular back.
“Don’t stop” you stuttered out

Both of you came. Your whole body shook. Whole closet was filled with a sound of your guys heavy breathing.
Jungkook pressed his lips against yours softly this time.
“Well damn.” he said and two of you laughed a bit, getting dressed up again.
“GUYS DONE!” both of you hear Jimin shouting

Jungkook grabbed your wrist pulling you towards him. His lips pressed yours again.
“I wanna do this again” you got shook by his words, but had a smile on your face
“Guys you been there LONG ENOUGH!” you heard Jimin shouting

You fix your hair and two of you walk outside. All eyes on you two.
“Jesus Christ did you do two rounds in there since you been longer than 7 minutes” Taehyung smiled winking
Jungkook and you sat down again. He took his cup and drank it, looking at you. You smile biting your lip and looked away.
“So it’s like a secret?” Taehyung asked
“Tae. Why would we or I even tell you how we fucked?” Jungkook looked at him
“Rightt… I just think it was hot since we could hear you two” Taehyung leans back on his palms.
“Oh God” you laughed and covered your face


Walks in is Jungkook’s girlfriend.
“Jungkook what are you doing?”
“What kind of stupid question is that?” Jungkook looks up at her
“Well I was looking for you..“
“I just wanted to tell you, I am going home so I’ll text you” she added
“Okay, bye” Jungkook said and she leaned down and kissed his lips

“I want to dance.” Jimin said
“Let’s go” Troy said

All of you stood up, walking down to the dance floor.

“Y/N. That is a familiar name” you turn your head to the side looking at Jungkook

He looks down at you

“We used to “hang out”…” you said, he raises his eyebrows in disbelief
“You always helped me with test and those that other shit, right?”
“Yes”
“Damn, you got a lot hotter since then. Like fuck” he smirks

You shake your head smiling
“Maybe we can hang out sometime” he said looking down at you
“Not that I don’t want to but I can’t.”
“Nonsenseee” he laughs
“Come on baby, I know you want me again” his lips were at your ear whispering

You look up at his dark eyes, with his smirk on his face he walks away.
“Jungkook!”
“I’m LEAVING!” he shouts to Taehyung and looks at you one more time and leaves.

Little Girl

Requests: “I’m really,really sorry I thought I was done honest but I saw the Kai gif thing and now fluff, cooking cupcakes with Kai for your little girls birthday party (yum cupcakes) Please and Thank you ~S” (Credits to gif owners!) 

Kai’s daughter meant everything to him. From being a lost cause, to falling in love for the first time, learning how to control himself, getting married and having a daughter, she was his whole world. Its her birthday. Her fifth birthday to be exact which sort of came as a shock to Kai. He knew exactly how old she was going to be yet he couldn’t believe five years ago he didn’t know what to do in the hospital room.

He wasn’t exactly sure what to say, or how to hold her. Or how to react when he saw her face between the thick blankets for the first time. For so long he was confused with emotion, but he cried. He cried with the biggest smile on his face when he cradled her in his arms. He was wrapped around her finger ever since.

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Letter to the girl he dates next

dear future girlfriend of my ex,

he’s special. not just to me, but to everyone he meets. he doesn’t know it, but it doesn’t take a special girl to fall in love with him. i’m sure you’ll realize it soon. loving him is the easiest thing in the world. easier than breathing, blinking, dreaming.

don’t let him run away. when you feel him slipping don’t hold on tighter, he’ll despise you for it. don’t let the messages get mixed, tell him exactly how you feel and let him make his decisions based off that.

every girl gravitates towards him, and he does nothing to stop it, or push them away. don’t act crazy jealous even though that’s probably how you’re feeling.

he rarely says sorry. only when he knows he screwed up and wants something from you.

he screws up a lot. but forgiving him will be the easiest thing in the world. especially when he gives you all that attention, and looks at you with those sad eyes. you’ll forget about the fuck ups when he smiles at you and begs you to stay.

dear future girlfriend of my ex, you’re the luckiest girl in the world.

RFA bois go to the ski resort

this was so fun to write.. especially because I was originally a skier but now I snowboard. You can just tell whether the boys ski or snowboard by experience it’s A M A Z I N G

enjoy! -brooke

Zen:

  • more of a snowboarder
  • he puts his hair up in a sexy high ponytail just for this occasion 
  • can literally go to every slope and look graceful as fuck
  • actually loves snowboarding
  • can do lots of tricks too 
  • one time he saw a little girl who kept falling on the green (easiest) slope
  • “Hi, little princess! Do you need help?”
  • god even if i was a master snowboarder id still say yes
  • She flushed a deep red once she saw his face
  • “Y-yes, please! I can’t really get this right..” 
  • so he patiently helped her until she could snowboard down a fucking black diamond
  • it took them the whole day
  • ok i was exaggerating 
  • but she was much happier after he taught her
  • “Thank you, sir!”
  • he smiled back 
  • when you asked him how he was such a good teacher and snowboarder, he said
  • “Oh, my dad used to take me and my brother to ski resorts every winter. It was really fun and he was a really good teacher.”
  • you hug him tightly and reassuringly, knowing his past was not his brightest time of his life
  • precious

Yoosung:

  • just started skiing 
  • “what? snowboarding? no way! that sounds so hard!”
  • he actually didn’t really know how to ski but he was so cute when he tried
  • “MC.. why do I keep falling?”
  • “Here Yoosung; let me help you..”
  • he was fidgety and felt uncomfortable being taught by you
  • he wanted to be the manly guy like zen who was badass and cool
  • but here he was-
  • “So if I want to stop I make a ‘pizza’ with my skis??”
  • poor cinnamon bun
  • he’s so helpless
  • meanwhile there’s zen in his natural habitat 
  • his movements swift and quick
  • while he was clumsy and terrified of falling down 
  • that first night was not a good one
  • so he got up and played LOLOL
  • its like 3am
  • suddenly he realized that there was a simulation in LOLOL similar to skiing and-
  • the next day he was a whole different person
  • baggy eyes and shit but
  • he was more sure in his actions
  • “MC!! I DID IT”
  • “WHAT YOOSUNG”
  • “THE GREEN SLOPE. I DID IT”
  • sloppiest run you’ve ever seen
  • but you’re super happy for him and cheer him on
  • for once, gaming did have its perks 

Jaehee:

  • mom who has to wait in that one warm place with the fireplace and shit
  • nervous af that at least one person will break their ankle shes biting her nails off
  • talks to the other moms and is super friendly
  • tried skiing once
  • it wasn’t her thing
  • “h-how do I maneuver my ski poles in sync to my legs..?!?!”
  • mom
  • worried chicken nugget
  • give her some appreciation
  • when the bois come back soaked and freezing she’s the first to comfort them
  • offers them goldfish bread
  • love love love
  • “Yoosung, there’s no point in not taking off your skis- HEY SEVEN DROP THAT HELMET RIGHT NOW OR ELSE–”

Seven:

  • motherfuker can do both - skiing and snowboarding
  • depending on his mood he would go either way
  • feeling restless? signs up for the snowboard business shit
  • whenever he feels laid back he just grabs his skis 
  • will go down with you on every slope
  • whenever you fall he laughs like a gOAT
  • always goes terrifyingly fast 
  • he never fell once
  • okay maybe he did but he blamed it on Yoosung for skiing into him

Jumin Han:

  • actually a really good snowboarder believe it or not
  • two words to define him on the slope: elegant & regal
  • idk how to describe him?? he’s like badass but cool-looking enough to look like a king
  • Zen is always competing with him to see who would fall down first
  • they were at it once from 8 am to 11 pm like zEN CHILL
  • Jaehee is worried for him
  • “Are you sure you won’t catch a cold? Remember about your plane flight in five days.. I don’t want to escort my boss with the flu.”
  • acts all cool and just replies “Yes, Assistant Kang.”
  • doesn’t show it but he’s always wanting to go out onto the slope 
  • anytime
  • “MC care to come with me? It’s just a quick run.”
  • Jumin it’s fucking 5 am”



if you read this far ily T.T  thanks for reading~ don’t worry, I’ve got a few more drafts in the works that I’m working on every day ! also tell me if you guys want one with V and Saeran :)

Cuddling with Draco would include...

-wondering how he even got up to the girls’ dormitories

-“hey love”

-“Draco?”

-him getting in your bed in just his boxers

- him wanting to be the little spoon from time to time

- “I feel safer in your arms”

-“you’re cold, let me be the big spoon instead”

-tucking your head in his chest because you want to be as close to him as possible

-falling asleep in his arms

-waking up before him

-him opening his eyes to find you giving him an innocent, loving look that makes his boxers tighten

-trying his best to hide it

-“sweety”

-“hmm?”

-“we have McGonagall in an hour”

-“bloody hell”

-“let’s just cuddle instead”

-him wrapping his arms tight around you because he never ever wants you to leave

-“I love you pumpkin”

-cringing at the nickname

-playfully slapping his chest

-“You’re an idiot”

-him pouting

-you pecking his lips

-“You’re my idiot”

-him smiling and kissing your temples

-“ by the way, you’re taking care of your ‘little’ problem by yourself”

-him laughing

-“ I love you, you idiot”

Mishaps

Request:  One shot where pan cheats on the reader and the reader acts like she is ok with it and dumps hum and only pretends to be ok and he is a complete mess, she tries not to fall for it, and when she cant take it anymore she asks him to leave the island, he breaks down crying, she crys along, they get back togther, Fluff, fluff, and what was the third one? oh ya FLUFFFFFFF (no smut plz)

Warnings: none

Notes: I might have switched this up a bit

You’d been with Peter for so long. You didn’t even remember how many years it had been. He made you happy though, simple as that. 

Until today. You were walking around the forest, trying to find him when you saw him with some girl. You’d never seen her before. All your years on Neverland, and you had never once seen another female. She had blonde hair up in a bun and was dainty. She was around your height, too. You saw him getting awfully close to her, too close. You couldn’t see her facial expression or hear what they were saying. But from your view it looked like they were kissing.

You were beyond hurt. Crushed. But you simply walked back to camp. Peter couldn’t get to you. He couldn’t, you wouldn’t let him. All you knew was that when he got back t the campsite, you two were done. 

“Pan,” you barked his name the moment he waltzed right back to camp.

Peter gave you a weird look. You never called him Pan. “Yes, my love?”

You gave him a cold stare, a stare that could turn him to stone. You didn’t hesitate one bit. “We’re done.”

Peter’s eyes went wide, skin paling. He looked as though he’d seen a ghost. “W-What?”

“You heard me. We’re done. Over. Broken up. I’ll be moving my belongings out of your treehouse.”

You acted as if you were completely fine with everything. You left Peter standing there, distraught. Lost Boys stared at the both of you, confused as to why you cut everything off.


Peter was an absolute mess. He didn’t know what to do with himself. He’d become far harsher than ever before, and you isolated yourself. Peter would break down during the nights, and so would you. You missed Peter, but you caught him cheating. You couldn’t let him consume you, so the best way was to act as if you were perfectly okay.

But each passing day would get harder and harder for you. You wanted to sleep next to him, kiss him, be with him. But he hurt you. He hurt you so badly. You had cried on your walk back after witnessing him with that girl. You were heart broken, and now he was acting like the victim. It still pained you.

“Y/N, please, tell me what I did wrong,” Peter begged you.

“No. You know what you did, Pan.”

“I swear I don’t. What did I do?” Desperation was clear in his voice as he hope for you to answer him. But you couldn’t take anymore. You had finally cracked.

“I think I should leave the island.”

A small gasp left his throat, tears instantly pooling out of his eyes. “What? Why?”

“Because…” Your voice cracked, and you started crying. “Because I know you won’t leave the island, and I’m tired of looking at you. We’ve been through so much. So much, Peter. And you go off with her and ruin it. I can’t stand to look at you.”

“Her? Who’s her?”

“That girl!” You shouted. “I saw you and this girl together. You were kissing her, Peter. How could you?”

Peter thought for a moment. He was confused, he wasn’t kissing another girl. You’d been the only girl in his life. But then it clicked.

“You mean Tinker Bell?”

“Oh look, she has a stupid name!” You cried some more. Peter wiped your tears, some still falling from his own eyes.

“Y/N, Tinker Bell is a fairy I trapped here. She tried to threaten me, and I was showing her who was boss. I didn’t kiss her.”

You shook your head. “Then why did it look like it?”

Peter sighed, wiping the tears off his face. “I got up in her face. Like I do with the Lost Boys at times. I did it to scared her, make sure she knew she was on my island. I promise, I wasn’t cheating. I wasn’t betraying you. Please forgive me, and please don’t leave. I love you so much, Y/N.”

A fresh batch of tears fell down your cheeks. Part of you felt stupid, but the other part of you just wanted Peter to hold you. You only wrapped your arms around him, hugging him tightly. You buried your face into his chest, letting the tears soak his shirt. He hugged you back, resting his chin on top of your head.

“I miss you.” Peter mumbled.

“I missed you, too.” You sobbed. “I’m sorry.”

Peter hugged you tighter. He kissed your head before looking you in the eyes. “Don’t worry about it. Just let me explain next time. I promise I would never hurt you, and I won’t.”

You nodded your head, hugging him again.

alec: i got the juice™

aline: spill it

alec: i have now the power to declare that my previous heterostraight brother is no longer part of the heterostraights

raj: heterostraight im

aline: was he ever

aline: wait scratch that he kissed his own sister,,, you cant get any more heterostraight than that

raj: how can you outgay such heterostraightness tho

alec: im glad you asked

aline: omg

raj: did u catch him frenching the High Warlock of Brooklyn Magnus Bane? Cause that’s natural even the straightest man would fall for such glittery glory

aline: if you look thirst in the dictionary you’ll find a picture of raj

raj: stfu. @alec when will you finish typing omg

aline: its going to be gay, just wait

alec: so, you know how that weirdo vampire who’s bff with Orange Is the New Shadowhunter girl? hes living with my Man (who is Magnus Bane, so please @raj back off) so everytime i go i have to see him,, and he never stops talking n shit, but he told me something v v interesting about the Big Vampire Boss and how he got a hold of Jace so i was??? mm?? my brotheR?? why is he friendly with not one but two (2) vampires?? but i left it because i dont look for the drama, i wait for it and im walking back in the Institute and I see??? raphAEL SantiaBEGONE and MY BROTHER?? standing IN CLOSE PROXIMITY and Talking without arguing?? and im ready to march over and find out if we are in the upside world or smth but thE SPOTTED JACE???? KISSES?? RAPJAEL??? ON THE CHEEK??? AND SAYS??? “TELL SIMON I PROMISE I’LL SEE HIM TOMORROW???” 

alec: and this is the story of how my brother has been dating Raphael and Simon behind my back

aline: I C O N I C ™

raj: IM SHOOK

aline: hold up, i thought you and magnus hadn’t started the dating thing yet, what were you doing there?

raj: OH SHIT

raj left the chat

alec: that snake

aline: ALEXANDER GIDEON LIGHTWOOD

alec: AHGVUDYIBH DGBH GOTTA ZAYN

alec left the chat

anonymous asked:

kakashi trash #1 here, can i get headcanons of my boy kakashi and a little baby daughter

Thank you for the request.  It be cute to see Kakashi with a little girl that had his hair but a more cheerful personality that could brighten his day. ^.^ And I think we are all trash for Kakashi hahaha

Headcannons of Kakashi with a baby daughter

  • Kakashi falls in love with his baby girl the moment she is passed from the nurse’s arms to his. He’s not too sure how to hold a baby at first but the nurse guides him and one look at the sleeping baby in his arms and he feels warmth fill his being.
  • Kakashi talks softly to his daughter when she’s a baby but when she hits that toddler age like 2 or 3, he talks more normal with her. When he tells her not to do something, he’ll explain rationally why he doesn’t want her to do something instead of being that parent that yells and says because I said so.
  • Kakashi tries to be as loving and caring to his daughter as his father was to him. Sometimes he feels he is not adequate enough because there are times when he doesn’t know what to do about his kid. Like for instance when the baby is younger and they are colicky. He will try everything in the baby books just so he can put the baby to sleep.
  •  As his child grows older, Kakashi would introduce his daughter to his ninken. He be amused by the way his daughter tries to pet and play with his dogs. The ninken may or may not be happy about it, depending on which one it is.
  • I could see Kakashi trying to put his daughter’s hair into a ponytail and it just coming out crooked. Kakashi will think it’s cute enough but his daughter might whine about it at 4 years old. Kakashi would laugh lightly and shrug his shoulders about it, saying she looked beautiful anyway.  

s/o to the person who requested this.

so imagine you were at the irwin’s to babysit lauren and harry when ashton comes running the stairs looking like a model shouting for his mom. but he stops in his tracks realising that he had just embarrassed himself in front of the cute girl who was sitting on his couch talking to lauren. he would try to play it off like he was getting something for harry and then introduce himself to you. but then harry and lauren would throw him under the bus and mention how he should be happy that he finally got to meet the hot girl from lauren’s instagram. and then he would get all blushy and tell you that they were just talking shit but the damage had been done and you couldn’t help but laugh along with them. he would actually want to meet you properly so he would cancel lunch with his friends playing it off as one of them having fallen sick, and then join the three of you watching a movie. and when lauren and harry fall asleep on the couch, he would move in closer to you and try and do the whole yawn stretch thing and rest his arm around your shoulders. you definitely noticed him try moves on you but you wouldn’t say anything and rest your head on his shoulder because you thought he was hella cute too. and at the end of the night before you left he would ask you for your number saying you guys should hang out not with lauren and harry, preferencing it with “i promise i haven’t stalked you on instagram, the kids are just full of shit.” and you found his nervousness so endearing and you agreed to get coffee with him sometime. and when the door closes you heard him yell “yes!” really loudly making you giggle because the cutest boy ever was into you.