how have i not made this already

anonymous asked:

A kid in my history class was jerking off to cartoon porn on one of the school nooks in the middle of class. One of the other teachers caught him, but students had already seen it and so they made us all see the guidence counselor. The next day he was back. The worst part is, that wasn't even the first time he had done it, people had seen him with his whole dick out in one of the class rooms he thought was empty.

I like how you say whole dick like it implies that just a little bit of dick might have been okay but not the whole thing

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My cousin in Orlando just posted on Facebook: “Because God completes His Word, my family is safe!”

I’m going to take that to mean everyone on my mom’s side is well. Thank God.

Keep praying for Puerto Rico. Pray that the people there will stay calm as they wait for help. Pray for those who still haven’t heard from their families, that they will also have peace. Social media is filled with pleas from people desperate to know if their relatives made it.

The governor is doing a flyover today (9/22/17) to parts of the island that are inaccessible. From the pictures I’ve already seen, I can’t imagine how it could get worse, so I’ll be staying away from news from now on. You can only take so much destruction.

i have a theory for the baby storyline so if you’re interested, read ahead!! i mean i’m probably just hoping for the best tbh but a girl can dream

So my theory is that Robert isn’t the dad and it’s actually Ross’s (yes lmao I still stand by this) and I think the baby will die. I mean if life hates us that much and the baby is Robert’s I still think the baby will die. Anyway, I think it’ll be revealed eventually that it’s Ross’s but not soon enough that Robert won’t have already formed a bond with the baby. Robert will fall in love with the little boy as soon as he sees him and he’ll promise him everything his father didn’t give him. And he’ll say how even thought he lost Aaron because of this mistake, it’s the best mistake he’s made because he got a little boy out of it. And he’ll be nervous because he doesn’t think he’ll be a good dad but a chat with Vic and he feels a little more confident and then something happens and the baby dies and Robert is obviously heartbroken because he’s literally lost everything. Then he’s planning the funeral or something but he’s a walking zombie and no one can get through to him and then it’s somehow revealed he wasn’t the dad and that Ross is. Tbh I feel like the reveal will be very public like the pub and of course everyone will be there to hear it which will make it even worse for Robert. I feel like Aaron and maybe Liv will be there when it’s revealed. And it wouldn’t surprise me if Rebecca has known all along that Robert isn’t dad and she’s just played him all along because he’s ruined her life many times and never choose her, so a revenge sorta thing. Also raises the question whether they slept together at all ??

anonymous asked:

hi! i love ur bnha fantacy au everything is so cute and detailed!!! like when i saw that krbk comic w baku getting a dragon on his sword, i didnt even know that he actually had a dragon on his sword in the ending song! i thought u just made it up bc it fit ur story so well like wow nice job. anyway i was wondering if u have ideas of what the other characters would be like in ur au? u already have kiri, baku, kami, momo, and mina but do u plan on adding other characters?

haha thank u for noticing! as far as other characters…. i REALLY do not want to unless the story requires it…. im struggling on how to write mina and momo as it is, i dont wanna add more complications, cause then it might become a not fun thing that i have to force myself to do, ya feel?

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Self diagnosed and adult diagnosed autistics are…

No they’re not. Self diagnosis takes away resources that people who are ACTUALLY DISABLED need.

As a self diagnosed autistic, I can’t tell you how wrong you are. I never got accommodations because I’m self diagnosed. Without a professional diagnosis, my teachers never took me seriously, my family made fun of me for any autistic behaviors I exhibited, etc. I’m also physically disabled and yet the only two accommodations I get are 

1.) my grandfather’s disabled sticker allows me to park in handicap spots since he’s my driver and I can’t drive

and 

2.) I get to use a mobility scooter in the store without some people judging me because I already have a cane and it’s obvious I’m disabled.

I don’t get any other resources. I’m fighting for disability, my right to live, and a doctor to take my pain seriously, mentally and physically. So, explain to me what resources we apparently take away from “actually disabled” people.

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I discovered that the reason I couldn’t get Woody’s cats, Neville and Hannah, to make kittens, was because they were both boys. Not entirely sure how that happened. However. I turned Hannah into Seamus, and gave him a makeover, and then adopted a new, definitely female, cat, who I renamed Hannah, and made her look like Seamus used to.

Back to Therapy!

So I went back to therapy today. I immediately clicked with my therapist Becky, who asked a lot of great questions and made me feel comfortable. It also helps that I’ve done therapy before, so I know (now) how to not be embarrassed or hide any details of my life. You’re paying someone to listen - they’ve already heard worse.

Anyway, we didn’t get into anything too deep because I had to spend the entire hour telling my entire story. She also didn’t know much about Mormonism, so I had to explain a lot of the gay Mormon stuff, which took time. 

However, I left feeling really good. I’m really glad and proud that I’ve gone back to therapy. It’s probably not “necessary” or “urgent,” but talking helped me realize how I’ve lost track of some of my deep values. For example, I don’t feel very balanced or congruent at all - I want to get to a point where who I am on the outside is the same as who I am on the inside. And I haven’t been doing that lately.

So I think it’s a good thing to go back. I feel very hopeful about it, and weekly meetings on Friday will be a good way to end the week. 

anonymous asked:

(u don't have to answer this but) since ur charms are kinda long, do you think they'd break easily? I'm kinda scared if I put it on my phone it might snap in half :'0

tbh i dont know how thick they are gonna be, i suppose i’d catogorize them more as a keychain charm than a phone charm? there’s not gonna be a loop for your phone.. but according to my friend who has already gotten them made through this person, they are Quite Sturdy

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[According to Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan] you have two assistants, you ride a Porsche to catering, you have someone who carries your juiceboxes.

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I wanted to draw Keith having a pet dog growing up and I was like, ‘okay, he’d probably have a rottweiler, or maybe a German Sheppard?

but when i started drawing I was like no this kid is gonna have a floppy mop dog.

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Okay back to happier (?) topics - today’s prompts were firsts/future/tears !!!! and honestly that’s probably a happy set why did I go for this even we might just never know

Find the bad guy, push ‘em aside!
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It’s a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother gonna have your back!

Henlo I’m in love with these weebs and am officially in BMC hell

Alternate version with text under the cut!

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me being (very) brutally honest with the signs

Aries- You’re such a goddamn hothead all the goddamn time. Not everyone likes to be constantly doing something every second of every day. You get angry with people for the smallest and most trivial reasons but god forbid someone take a dig at you. You’re such a hypocrite and it’s annoying as fuck. You act like an edgy teenager that’s constantly throwing a tantrum. You also boss people around and expect everyone to just follow your lead and if they don’t, you get pissed at them for having a mind of their own. You seriously need to take a look at your life and stop seeing everything as a fucking challenge that’s rigged against you. My god, I get tired just being in your presence. 

Taurus- You’re a lazy fuck and way too materialistic and possessive. You literally have no desire to do anything because you love to sit on your ass. You take “treat yourself” to a whole new level and not in a healthy way whatsoever. It seems like every chance you get you cause arguments and then you contradict whatever the other person is saying just because you can’t look at anything from a different point of view. Even if you get to the point where you realize you’re in the wrong and the other person is right, you’ll just continue to argue for the sake of arguing and god forbid your ego take even the slightest blow. It’s irritating as shit like you really think you know best when in reality you’re just a stubborn bitch. What a bore.

Gemini- Look, I know you guys get a lot of flak. But take this into consideration…… it’s because most if not all of it is FUCKING TRUE. You have so many different personalities I don’t know which one is even real. You gossip 24/7 and flip-flop between who you talk to and who you talk about. You’re completely unreliable and unpredictable and also clingy as fuck. Seriously, I feel like I can’t get away from you. I just want to go to the bathroom, I don’t need to hear the story right now about how Sarah said that Dylan said that Kimberly found a sock in the dryer that wasn’t hers. Literally no one cares. Another thing that you do is once you get tired of someone, you just throw them away like garbage. (Also Trump is a gemini, and I know you guys can’t control that but like come on. Of course he’s a gemini.)

Cancer- You really need to stop being so whiny or I’m actually going to lose it. Everyone has problems so stop acting like such a victim all the goddamn time. You’re so moody all the time and you act like a small child that needs to have their diaper changed. You also cling onto people as soon as you meet them and cry if someone doesn’t answer your text within 5 fucking minutes. Don’t you have your own life to live? Oh wait, I forgot you spend every second in a dark room and refuse to come outside unless it’s to answer the door because you ordered shitty takeout. You consider changing your clothes adventurous and honestly it’s so boring. Introverted doesn’t even describe you, you’re more like a complete hermit (CRAB. HA!)

Leo- Hey leo, wow, are you actually reading this? I’m kind of shocked because I never thought you’d ever stop looking at yourself in the mirror. Seriously, you’re probably the most vain sign out of all of us. So much so that if someone criticizes you in even the smallest way, you get so offended and act like you’ve been shot in the chest. You think so highly of yourself, and while it’s great to have confidence, you take it to the next level, which is extreme arrogance. You love to have the conversation focused around you. You’re the type of friend that if someone is telling you about their problem or just their day in general, you’ll interrupt them and start talking about yourself and it’s DAMN ANNOYING. How do you still have friends?

Virgo- I’m gonna tell you right now, you’re not as perfect as you think you are. You’re so quick to critique other people that you write them off as not good enough before even getting to know them. You’re the type of person that would tell their friend that they were breathing too loudly. For fucks sake, you’re such an over analyzing pedant it makes me want to slap you in the face with my fucking asymmetrical hand. Your pessimism is damn near blinding, I probably wouldn’t want to hang around you for more than 10 minutes or you’d make me feel self conscious about how I fucking walk or some shit. You can’t take or make a joke. You’re skeptical about everything and you’re completely inflexible. You like to think of yourself as an intellectual but really you’re stuck up, narrow minded and someone I constantly find myself rolling my eyes at.

Libra- You are manipulative as shit. You’ll tell someone they look good without even looking up from your phone. You lie all the time and don’t really give a fuck if you hurt other people’s feelings because you really only look out for yourself. You’re also a huge fucking coward. When your friends need you to have their back and actually be there for them, you run and hide and say, “Oh sorry I just didn’t want to get involved!”. What a lame fucking excuse for ditching your friend in their time of need. You’re also extremely indecisive to the point where it’ll take you 3 hours just to choose where you want to go eat. It’s tiring as fuck. Just MAKE A CHOICE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. Have your own fucking opinion. You’re like a goddamn sheep.

Scorpio- Why the FUCK are you so aggressive for no fucking reason? You manipulate people just for the fun of it. You get jealous so easily and usually you don’t even have a reason to be jealous. You just are. It’s pathetic. You like to think that you’re so cool and mysterious but in reality people just see you as a moody and brooding asshole that no one really wants to bother getting to know. I mean, why would they? What’s the point? Every time someone even tries to get close to you, you completely brush them off and act like you don’t care about them because keeping your “mystifying” aura is soo important to you. And if you do let someone in, you treat them like they’re your possession and it’s creepy as hell. You obsess over them and you want to control them. God forbid they hang out with someone that isn’t you and then you resent them for no goddamn reason other than having a life of their own. Do me a favor scorpio and don’t talk to me.

Sagittarius- Honestly if a sag is reading this, you’re just straight up getting a taste of your own medicine. You’re tactless as shit and it makes me not want to be around you, ever. You’re inconsiderate of others and impatient with everyone. If someone isn’t moving up to your standards you will become agitated and aggressive and then you take it out on the person. You constantly need to be doing something else because your attention span lasts about 2 fucking seconds. You act like an 8 year old. You’re also really superficial. You don’t bother getting to know the deeper layers of a person because, like I said, you’re impatient and also just plain lazy. You take people for granted and are careless when handling the feelings of people closest to you. You’re also a really self-obsessed know-it-all. Go climb a fucking tree, sag.

Capricorn- Four words. Lighten. The fuck. Up. You are by far the most power-hungry of all the signs. You take everything so completely seriously that I don’t even know if you understand what “fun” even is. You always have to have two feet on the ground at all times and you can never ever be spontaneous and it’s so fucking dull. You’re conservative and disdainful nature can be so overbearing at times that even your friends need to get away from you. That is, if you have friends. You’re a complete pessimist so who knows if anyone can actually tolerate that. You constantly have to be the most successful person in a room, and you make sure you reach this level of success through abusive and controlling behavior towards the people around you. Your selfishness grosses me out.

Aquarius- I asked you what time it was. I didn’t ask you if I was afraid of time passing or the fact that it’s a manmade construct. For fucks sake, just shut the fuck up about this deep shit for once. I don’t want to contemplate how large the universe really is at fuckin 8:30 am on a Monday. You’re rebellious even when it doesn’t matter and honestly all it does is piss people off. You’re constantly trying to deviate from the norm that you make the same fucking mistakes that other people already made, but you don’t fucking learn from other people’s mistakes because you always have to go your own way. Maybe listen to other people for once? You’re the most detached sign out of all of them and you hurt people by acting aloof all the fucking time but you don’t care because you chalk it up to “this is who I am!!! I need my freedom!!!!”. You need to actually think about how your actions affect people you care about because if you don’t, you’re REALLY gonna end up alone and you won’t be able to do a damn thing about it. 

Pisces- You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself all the time and get it through your head that you’re not always the damn victim. You don’t take responsibility for your actions and you always find a way to blame it on someone else because you’re NEVER in the wrong, are you? Poor little pisces. You’re not as innocent as you want everyone to believe. You’re constantly daydreaming and it becomes really annoying when I’m trying to talk to you and you just completely zone out because you love living in your little imaginary world. You’re the WORST at solving your own problems and conflicts because instead of dealing with them you just avoid it all together and end up leaving the mess for someone else to clean up. You’re really nosy- you love to get in other people’s business. But you don’t go to the person directly, you have to be sneaky about it and gather rumors from other people. You’re also very over-sensitive. Out of all the signs, you’re by far the most likely to respond to this post saying how this isn’t true and that I’m just a “big fat meany!!!” and then add a bunch of angry/crying emojis.


(disclaimer: Don’t worry, I don’t really hate your sign (unless you’re a  * * * * * * … lmao). This was just for fun and I know it’s harsh. Don’t take it too personally. You’re an individual and ultimately you determine who you really are. Except for you, * * * * * * . Fuck you.) 

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