how does someone even

Honestly this whole incident reminds me so much about why i’m ://// when it comes to datamining particularly datamining indie content

Misinformation gets spread

People get spoiled on the game or get angry at said misinformation

Bad time all around

have a good boi i used for coloring practice

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Andy: Hats Part IV

Braids 💆

Originally posted by ohbabyyeah

A/N: I had a lot of fun writing this! It’s the longest I’ve written on this blog and I’d really appreciate the feedback here  – I’m most likely doing a Part 2 depending on how you all like it. Enjoy :)

Harry loved family reunions.

Amongst the bickering cousins and lurid pitter-patter of children, he often found himself feeling at peace as his folks filled him in on all the stories he’s missed out on. He’d laugh about his jittery uncle who nearly burnt his eyebrows off from an old barbecue, nodding approvingly as his aunt gushes about her eight year old who’s just won the flashy new title of spelling bee champion. He likes the way they treat him too. With adoration in their eyes, resurrecting from the years they’ve watched him as a young boy (instead of the usual gaze of stardom he’s used to). He almost, if not, especially enjoys the way they admire his success, not as an ego-booster, but as a way of praising Anne for his upbringing, despite the major gossip that briefly tainted his mother’s name around her first divorce.

But even in a house packed with his most favourite people, he would always feel relatively exhausted from the length of the reunion, a full four days he’d reckoned. It was unfair really, he loved his crazy family, but he always felt like he had to put on his best face, never getting his usual dose of solitude to rejuvenate.

So when Harry first invited you to join him, he hadn’t quite expected you to be so patient with his family.

“Yes, he is very handsome,” you’d chuckle, “but we’re only friends.”

“You’re sweet, love, but I think this little girl wins the beauty contest, hmm?”

“Right, he is very good with kids.”

“M’only in uni, ma’am, so I’ve got a few good years before settling down.”

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I wonder if Delirious looks like his GTA character or his fanarts..

Guilty Pleasure {BBH} (M)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Description: You and Baekhyun are best friends and you’ve lived together for three years now. It’s no news to you that Baekhyun sleeps around, but you do too…so what happens when he wants to be with someone as experienced as him? // Requested

Genre: Smut / Angst / Fluff all of the above??

Word Count: 2,432 (possible series?????? three parts at max tho I’m a busy lady)

Pairing: Byun Baekhyun x Reader (feat. Lay)

Author: Admin Xiufairy

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

“C’mon, you can’t say you haven’t thought about it.” Your best friend, Baekhyun, nudged your arm. “There’s no shame in it. It’d be nice to be with someone who finally knows what they’re doing.” You put your cup of coffee down and looked at him from across the table.

It was no secret that Baekhyun slept around, but you liked to keep things under wraps. As long as the boys didn’t know, everything was fine. Baek, being your best friend, found out on his own. You weren’t planning on telling him either.

You’d been living with Baekhyun for a couple years now - it was originally just for a few weeks until you could find a place of your own but the two of you quickly grew close.

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Hawkward - Avengers x Reader

Words: 1039
Pairing: Avengers x Reader (mainly clint and sam)
Featuring: Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers
Warnings: Swearing, there are s o m a n y p u n s
Requested by anon
Reader has the gift of flight (with or without wings, you choose) and hanging out with the Bird Bros! Constant bird puns optional.
Authors Note: you wanted puns, you got puns.

Avengers Masterlist. Masterlist.


“You think Clint would like these?” You asked Sam as you walked down the random store aisle with him. You went with Clint and Sam to get groceries for the facility, but Clint was the only one who seemed to actually be on task. You and Sam found yourself in the opposite side of the store, making jokes with whatever you found.

Sam nodded, completely serious. “Get them. Are there two more? We all need a matching pair,” Sam said and started to sift through the slippers on the shelf. Yes, the three of you needed matching bird slippers. You have rebranded the “Bird Bros” as the “Bird Buddies” as you were now a member of their all inclusive group since your owl-like-self fit the requirements.

“Why does he put up with us?” You asked Sam as you held the three pairs of slippers.

“I don’t know; I think he secretly finds it entertaining,” Sam offered. “We should probably find him-”

“Put the damn shoes down; we have work to do!” Clint’s voice walked up behind you.

You shot around and gave him a weird look. “I’m joking; these slippers are the best things I have ever seen. Is three enough? Should we get one for every person in the base, or just keep it exclusive?”

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The Marauders Drunk

Peter: Peter doesn’t get drunk often. He doesn’t usually go to all the parties the others go to, preferring to stay home and watch TV. But the strangest thing occurs when he is drunk. There is no one as outlandishly funny as Peter when he is drunk. That boy is suddenly the most hilarious person to ever open their mouth. It’s a total opposite from his sober personality. The awkwardness is just *poof* gone. He’s the guy who knows everyone and can hook you up. And then he goes outside and falls asleep in the street. 

Remus: Remus goes out sometimes, but usually leaves the partying to Sirius and James. But he’s pretty interesting when he’s drunk. It’s almost like he’s embarrassed to be drunk. He will straight up refuse it, insisting that he is nOT FUCKING DRUNK, PADS, FUCK OFF! Meanwhile, he’s bumping into the coat rack and apologizing to it and telling everyone that they should go skinny dipping. This one time resulted in a half naked Remus running around the grounds of Hogwarts, drunk off his ass on firewhiskey while the other marauders chased frantically after him, tackling him before he could jump into the lake. He also has this fixation with karaoke, and his voice isn’t bad, but once he is up on the stage, he doesn’t come down for hours. He usually knows he was singing the night before because there are somehow dollar bills in his pants. Sirius often happens to be mysteriously broke the next day, with only a couple of dollars in his pocket. Remus pretends he doesn’t know that Sirius is the only one who keeps muggle money with him. 

James: Drunk James is a challenging creature. He has a habit of turning into his animagus form, scaring the shit out of everyone else at whatever party they’re at. He’s usually either angry or giggly, which means you’ll either have a stag running full speed at you with an angry glint in his eyes or a stag snorting in the corner. He also likes to use his invisibility cloak and wander around going “oooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo”. Its even funnier when he does it in animagus form, because all you see is four hooves stumbling around and a lot of things falling over. James likes making plans with strangers when he’s drunk. He invites everyone to his house and agrees to go on trips with people he met in the elevator. He also enjoys buying round after round for everyone in whatever setting they’re in, no matter the cost. 

Sirius: There are stages that all the marauders are aware of. It’s very important that they know what stage he is at at all time, for his safety and their’s. The first stage is the clingy stage. He downright refuses to get out of Remus’ lap and whines when people walk away. The second stage is the advice stage. He walks up to people and gives them the advice he thinks they need but they don’t usually want. This includes telling them that they wear the wrong shade of foundation and it’s been throwing him off for ages and that their fingers are different lengths and they should fix it. This leads right into the angry stage. When people don’t like the advice he gives them, he tends to start shouting and raising his arms over his heads. “FIGHT ME THEN! COME ON YOU LITTLE SHIT! LET’S GO!” This stage ends with the other marauders dragging him outside before he can get punched. The last stage is the inquisitive stage. This stage means all hands on deck. Sirius does not sit still and will run everywhere to “invent the next big potion, guys come on the last ingredient is just at the top of the Whomping Willow lemme go,” or something else that includes him doing something dumb and dangerous. Then he crashes and falls asleep wherever he is and get’s dragged back to the dorm by the others. 

*BONUS*

Lily: As nice as this girl is sober, she is straight up blunt when she is drunk. No matter how much it will offend someone or how useless the information is, she can’t help but open her mouth and give the honest truth about everyone around her. They’re eyes are too wide apart or they shouldn’t ever do that with their hair again. Then she just smiles and walks away. She is also the giggliest thing in existence. She could just be sitting there and break into laughter. Everything is funny. James’ nose (”Boop!”), Sirius’ eyelashes (”they just go, swoosh”), Remus’ hair (”I just wanna- *Runs hands messily through hair”), and Peter’s posture (”How does someone even sit like that!”). She dances with everyone, much to James’ despair, and the only really moves her torso when she dances drunk, looking almost like a half dead snake. The next day, she death threatens anyone who witnessed her as a drunken mess and burns all evidence. 

anonymous asked:

Even if someone explained to you how Taylor does in fact play the victim in many aspects of her life, career, etc, but her fans such as yourself won't even listen to anything remotely critical of her. So what would be the point?

I’m pretty sure that I can say this fandom does point out and is critical of taylor when she is in the wrong, which isn’t that often by the way but we do point it out when it is necessary. But I am tired of people calling her the victim and for what? Getting out of a relationship and putting her experience down into her music? When every other musician man and woman does the exact same thing? Why is only taylor singled out like that? She is sexually assaulted, and instead of sitting back and staying quiet, she decides to stand up for herself and countersues her attacker. Yet, she is mocked for doing so and called a “victim” and the general public rip her to shreds on how all she does is sue people when we know that not to be the case. Or this whole “feud” with Katy Perry that happened years ago and Taylor has never said one word about it in interviews, has been radio silent on the matter when we know a certain someone else has been anything but silent and is using Taylor’s name for her own promotion. So again, please enlighten me as to how Taylor plays the victim. I’ll wait.

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Pairing: Minghao (The8) x Reader
Genre: fluff, enemies-to-lovers
Word count: 2.9k
Drabble prompts:
188. “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but your face is getting really close to mine.”
193. “I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
173. “Why is your heart beating so fast?”
Requested by: anon; I hope you don’t mind that this ended up the way it did?

Originally posted by rappershua

As much as you loved your friends, thirteen boys could be a bit much at times. Especially boys who seemed to become exceptionally loud and rambunctious whenever they were in each other’s company.

“Do you reckon they’d notice if I snuck off to have a nap?” Jeonghan yawned, turning to look at you.
“Probably,” you snorted, “but aren’t they used to that by now.”
“Well, they’re used to it, but they don’t really like it when I do it,” he chuckled, “apparently it’s bad etiquette.”
“Jeonghan, it is bad etiquette,” you smiled, shaking your head at him. You’d been friends with Jeonghan for a while now, and you’d grown accustomed to his antics (or rather, his lack thereof). You were never all that bothered by his languid habits, but you could understand where his friends were coming from. If everyone was hanging out, having a good time, going off to have a nap is kind of rude.
“But I’m tired,” he whined.
“You’re always tired.”
“Exactly, Y/N! I need to sleep!”
“All you do is sleep.”
“And yet, it’s still not enough.”
“You don’t need a nap, Jeonghan.”
“I don’t appreciate your attitude.”
You looked straight at him, raising an eyebrow at him.
He grinned back at you, shoving your shoulder gently. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
“You better be,” you muttered, but you were still smiling.

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“Jews belong in the oven.”

For a million reasons, it can be hard to read the news lately, but it’s necessary so we can be aware. This came across my screen and the tears just welled up.

How does someone even write that to begin with? How does a person have enough hatred for people they don’t know to want this for them.. AN OVEN??!!!

I don’t know how you can watch history wipe out entire families, my family, a holocaust…

and still wish this upon anyone.

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In which Jason Todd and Bucky Barnes meet at the bar every week for happy hour… and I address something in the New 52 that has been bothering me since I started reading it a few years ago.

Today’s The Day

Request: Could you please write an EXTRA FLUFFY Sirius x reader imagine? Thank you very much! Xx

and

hello! sorry to bother you but I was just thinking if you can write a small imagine if sirius finally having the courage to flirt and ask out his gryffindor crush who is known of being intimidating (just like me lol)

Word Count: 2,041

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“Alright, Prongs, today’s the day,” Sirius declared confidently. “Is it?” James smirked. “Yes,” Sirius replied. “You sound pretty sure of yourself there, Mate,” James pointed out, amused. “I am. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna go up to her in the library after dinner and sweep her off of her feet and by the time I leave, she’ll be head over heels in love with me,” Sirius tugged on his collar, his boldness almost palpable. “Well good luck, Pads,” he laughed, mumbling under his breath,“You’re going to need it.” “I am not going to need it!” Sirius called as he left the common room for dinner. 

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