how does she even do it

If Marinette had the black cat miraculous...
  • would do her wiggle even more than she already does when she’s happy and excited
  • would become the ultimate sneak and hide around more often and likely no one would end up noticing her at all
  • would probably scare people with how quietly she can move and just pop up right next to them
  • there’d be jokes about getting her a bell
  • would lounge and press against her friends all the time
  • sleepovers she’ll lay on top of Alya
  • would give Alya, Adrien, her parents constant slow blinks
  • turns into goo when Alya and LB pet her head
  • is super offended if anyone touches her belly in any shape or form
  • Kim makes a game out of it
  • Kim has much regrets
  • developed a habit of hissing when she’s angry and her hair sort of stands up
  • has to hide her sewing materials cause Plagg likes to play with them
  • she will buy Plagg his own yarnball
  • when working on creative stuff, she’ll play some program for white noise and because Plagg likes watching tv
  • Marinette gives into temptation and bought herself catnip
  • bleps every time she’s working on something
  • sometimes she does have a hard time getting into the zone because sometimes she wants to play with her sewing equipment 
  • she’s not crazy about being picked up
  • when she’s excited or freaking out she’ll randomly run away
  • it’s kinda hard for Alya to keep up with her
  • Marinette kinda gets excited easily
  • it leads to her running into things more since her body can move faster than her mind
  • on sunny days she and Plagg will nap on the lounge chair
  • when annoyed or upset will push stuff off surfaces 
  • since she is observant she will lock onto a lazer light in an instant
  • when sleeping Marinette likes to bury herself under blankets and sheets
  • Plagg gets done with how often Marinette will gush about Adrien
  • the worse has to be when she’s with Alya
  • Marinette constantly sneaks Plagg the cheesiest products
  • Plagg works on helping Marinette relax and not shoulder so much
  • Plagg is a but of a bad influence 
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also this part cracked me up

to be fair it apparently cracked Uraraka up too

Midoriya’s just like “HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING MET HIM ”

but then he at least managed to turn it into an inspirational speech about how ~no one’s holding back this is about our dreams gender does not matter~

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT GENRE WE’RE IN, COME ON”

Honestly even if man hell does come back next season I will forever be grateful to Katie McGrath and how much she has validated Supercorp shippers and wlw everywhere by acknowledging us, and being 100% supportive in a way I’ve never seen from any actress before. What she has done means so much and is important no matter what the dumb writers decide to do on this show. She has my heart.

anonymous asked:

can you maybe like do a thing where you write down your favorite thing about each character? (like it can be little things like Mahdi's enthusiasm about waffles). I think it would be really fun but only if you want to, I just really want to see more positivity on my tumblr feed :)

isak: his character development and his good heart, how much he actually cares for his friends/boyfriend despite seeming a bit grumpy on the outside

sana: her fierceness and how strong she is, also i love her humor, dry and sarcastic. like isak she also cares soo much, despite not showing it that much on the outside

noora: how passionate she is about the things she does and how she always tries to do the right thing (even tho it might not end up being the right thing but you know she tried) also she’s so good at cheering other people up

eva: how spontaneous she is and that she just lives in the moment and enjoys herself and her life. and that she’s not trying to fit everyone’s standards anymore but just is herself

chris: i enjoy her love story with the spoon^tm, also she is very funny and just wants her friends to be happy and always lightens the mood.

vilde: this is harder than i thought wow i love the scene in season 2 when she brings noora food, so i guess…like…that she cares for her friends in her own way? but well it’s not the right way and i’m sorry but i can’t really stand vilde at the moment so that’s pretty hard

jonas: how he is always there for his friends, no matter what and doesn’t force them (or in this case isak) to talk to him and just is like: hi, i’m here for you if you need anything, but i won’t pressure you into talking to me. also i love his hipster-y style tbh. and his hate for capitalism

even: he’s the literal sun, he always shines so bright and cares about everyone so deeply and just wants the best for them, but not only for his friends but everyone he meets (except for emma lmao) and he’s so so kind

mahdi: his love for waffles ofc, but also how fast he adopted isak into his squad like remember the first clip of s3 when he was all like i don’t even know you and a few weeks later he cares so much for isak (and his problems with even) and he just seems like such a good friend tbh and i want to see more of him so badly

magnus: how silly he is, he’s kind of a comic relief with a good heart and good intentions but sometimes he needs to get educated, but he learns from his mistakes and grows as a person and i think that’s great tbh

anonymous asked:

it's funny how people can't have the same sympathy for Sana the way they do with the other mains. I understand everything Sana does and why she does it, because I try to view the world how she views it (which is why we see everything from the pov of the main). so much judging of Sana. it's telling. it's like people aren't even trying to see her perspective.

anonymous asked:

can you write about lup stealing barry's glasses for kisses please ?? for a short fic request ??

“Barry!” She trills, “I’ve got a surprise for you!”

“You do?” He asks. She’s smirking, there’s clearly something more to this surprise, but he’ll go along with it. 

“Mhmm!” She says. “Just close your eyes and trust me.”

He does both. He feels her step behind him, then grab his glasses, and goddamn it, he should have expected this.

“Luuup,” he says. Even with blurry vision, he can see her grinning as she played with his glasses. “Give them back.”

“Hmm? Give me one good reason why.”

“If I don’t have my glasses, I can’t see you, babe,” he says. She loudly sighs.

“Fuck, that’s - that’s cute, how do you just whip out cute shit like that?” She says. “Doesn’t matter. Compliments aren’t gonna get this back - I’m holding these glasses for ransom. You’re gonna have to give me something in return to get these back.”

“Like what?”

“Maybe… a kiss?” She offers innocently. He laughs.

“Lup - if you just wanted a kiss you didn’t have to go through all this,” he says.

“Yeah, but that wouldn’t be as fun, now would it?”

“I guess not,” he says, and gently kisses her.

anonymous asked:

i kept thinking about this all day can you imagine how differently kadara would've gone down if aria t'loak had been there lol? like i love sloane and reyes as characters but as crime bosses they do pale in comparison with aria ^^ she'd probably take one look at kadara, make a disgusted/annoyed noise and take over the entire place

She likes Omega dirty and full of criminals. I guess the disgusted noise is because Kadara can’t even compare :D 

(And I agree, but it’s kinda sad. People say Sloane is worse than Aria because she’s wild/violent and doesn’t care like Aria does. Makes me wonder if they realize who Aria is, what she did to get control of Omega and how long she’s been scheming to keep it. 

I also find it quite telling that people focus on Sloane’s “crime boss” status and reject her completely because of it but they love Aria for it. I suppose the whole “being somewhat nice to the protag” situation really fools people. 

Anyway…….)

I’m picturing Aria taking Bray with her and he’s like…. Why did I follow her? Why? 

It’s just hilarious to me :D

Good things about Addy because she’s not the worst Z Nation character as I’d like to think sometimes:

-a canon bisexual woman
-THE WAY SHE SPEAKS TO MEN
- Addadale if I may use your full name- that’s not my name.
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She doesn’t hesitate. She made sure to give Mack mercy after he turned. 
-A very determined character. She made it clear she would do anything to get Lucy back. 
-Can Addy give me some clothing tips because wow
-The comment about doing 10k’s eyebrows and 10k does hers. Thank you for finally letting me know how ya’ll got decent eyebrows during the apocalypse.
-DUEL IS HER BEST EPISODE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING
-”Do not get the zombie stoned.”
-The only lines I like of hers from s1 is “I’d rather die believing in a lie than live believing in nothing.” and “I look like a post-apocalyptic stripper.”
- I’d like to point out her hair style in s2 episode 1. IT WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME
-The Z-Whacker is a true weapon and beats all the other weapons. What’s a Lucille?

I can’t really think of anything else, but I’m too hard on this girl, she ain’t all that bad.

anonymous asked:

1, 5, 16, 29, 39, 44, 48, 79, 99

1-  6 of the songs you listen to most?
Answered this one already but my answers were: A Million Men, Cry Baby, Warrior, Stone Cold, It’s Not Fair :)

5-  What does your latest text message from someone else say?
It’s from my mom and it’s a picture of my dogs laying out in the sun and it says “Your dogs are relaxing”

16-  Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
This is my third time answering this :P Haha, Demi Lovato, even though she isn’t really a “band” 😜

29-  Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 
Haha I already answered this one too but the answer is yes I believe in ghosts but I’m not sure I believe in aliens

39-  What time is it?
It is currently 1:32am :)

44-  What was the last film you saw?
My roommate and I just watched “I Am Sam” a few hours ago, haha

48-  What’s your sexual orientation?
Straight/asexual (I think…)

79-  What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Adopting my pup ♥

99-  If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Probably nothing, I have social anxiety. Hahahaha.

Tagged~

Tagged by @ask-the-vinsmokes and @ask-the-man-demon


Bene

1. What does your muse smell like?

Tiaré Flower.

2. How often does your muse bathe/shower? any habits?

She showers twice a day (morning and evening), more if she comes back from a mission that was really bloody/messy.

She tends to spend quite a lot of time in the shower when she comes back from a mission, trying to clean everything and especially her hair because of the blood that could get stuck in there.

3. Does your muse have any tattoos or piercing?

She just has her ears pierced, but she rarely wears earrings.

4. Any body movement quirks ( ex.knee shakes )?

She tends to bit a lower lip.

5. What do they sleep in?

When she’s all alone, she sleeps in thin lingerie, or in a shirt that is way too large for her and underwear.

6. What’s their favorite piece of clothing?

She loves hoodies and dresses but mostly clothes that are too large, especially Taysir’s shirts/hoodies.

7. What do they do when they wake up?

She gives food to her dog and wash her face before going to Taysir’s apartment for breakfast.

8. How do they sleep? position?

She mostly sleeps on her stomach, curled up on herself.

9. What do their hands feel like?

Soft on the edges, but a bit rough in the center due to her using her whip.

10. If you kissed them, what would they usually taste like?

Sugar I guess, since she eats lots of candies. Maybe also some sort of fruity taste?


Taysir

1. What does your muse smell like?

Coffee -most of the time-

2. How often does your muse bathe/shower? any habits?

Showers everyday; every morning and every evening.

He tends to wash his hands a lot, maybe too much, but that’s because he is a doctor.

3. Does your muse have any tattoos or piercing?

Two earrings to each ear, and seven tattoos:

  • Right part of his neck - Flying birds
  • Inner left forearm - “Bene”
  • Inner right forearm - “Cynthia”
  • Right shoulder down to his elbow - Aiyanna as a nymph
  • From his right wrist to his elbow (inner arm again) - An arrow
  • His chest (heart side) - A sun
  • In his back - “Neverland”

Maybe an eighth one soon ;) (NijiIseeyouthere)

4. Any body movement quirks ( ex.knee shakes )?

No.

5. What do they sleep in?

Baggy pants or underwear.

6. What’s their favorite piece of clothing?

Tank tops, turkish pants, his earrings, his cape, his orange sash…

7. What do they do when they wake up?

Gives food to his cat and prepares breakfast for Bene and him.

8. How do they sleep? position?

On his right side or on his stomach. Or hugging, if Niji is here.

9. What do their hands feel like?

Pretty smooth actually. He always wears gloves.

10. If you kissed them, what would they usually taste like?

Coffee if it’s early in the morning or a sweeter taster.



I tag @asknijivinsmoke@ask-leora @askcharlottepudding (I know you already did it with Gin but…hehe xD♡) and whoever wants to do it

started watching orphan black yesterday and have one question

how the fuck is it that hollywood isnt throwing themselves at tatiana maslanys feet and scattering flowers at the floor she walks by because holy shit

masterofenthropy  asked:

Hi HeyWriters! I was wondering: do you have a tip to create a weak point on main characters? I´m making a story, but I´m having trouble since my main character is TOO overpowered. Could you help me with this?

(All of this is written under the assumption your character has superpowers or “special” abilities, so forgive me if you meant a different kind of power.)

I created a character concept when I was twelve. She had all the superpowers of my favorite heroes and then some. As time wore on she gained more and more until eventually my adolescent brain invented logic and realized she was actually ridiculous. Here’s how I depowered this character, who’s name is Ace, without completely ruining her coolness.

Step One:

Don’t be greedy. Any ability that does not contribute to the story needs to go. It’s taking up space that could be filled with credibility. I decided early on that Ace didn’t need most of her abilities, and by the end of the story she only relies on a few to get the job done. Also, if a character can do more than one thing that are all basically the same thing some of those should probably go (invisibility and camouflage, superspeed and teleportation, etc.). 

Step Two:

Apply real-world science. If you try to make your depiction realistic, you’ll want to have an idea of how these abilities might work and how they might not. Of course, you should suspend disbelief for some things if they’re truly essential to your character, but others can be adapted. For Ace there are some powers that only work under the right circumstances, and others that her body rejects or that give her physical pain when she uses them. Most importantly, special strengths come with special weaknesses. Sensitive hearing means loud noises are more jarring or harmful, regeneration means metabolism speeds up and the person needs to eat as much as a body builder. Any superpower you pick out will have a drawback, I guarantee it; if not a physical one then a social one (I’ll get to that).

This scene from The Incredibles is an excellent demonstration of superpower drawbacks.

Step Three: 

Consider how the character feels about all this power and why they obtained it in the first place. Ace was not born with abilities, but over time she chose certain powers for the purpose of defending herself or others. Some of her powers fade away when she stops using them, like any skill you fail to practice, and some abilities she just plain old refuses to use for personal reasons. Some are too difficult or time-consuming for her to master, and some even trigger memories of her traumatic past thus she discards them. This way she has a choice in the matter and her choice is not to bite off more than she can chew or what she doesn’t want in the first place. 

Step Four:

How do other characters feel about all this power? Perhaps some or all of your character’s powers intimidate, frighten, or anger others in the story. One of Ace’s friends dislikes how unstoppable she is, and others are taken aback by some of the things she can do or how she looks when she does them. On the whole, she hides what she can do or picks small things to do instead of big things, downplaying her own power when necessary. How your supporting characters react to the force of nature that is your MC is the most important aspect of her power.

Here’s an example from the X-Men of how other characters might react. 

For additional opinions and advice, read this https://mythcreants.com/blog/five-characters-that-are-too-powerful/ and take to heart its ending line: “There’s only one fix that avoids all the pitfalls of overpowered heroes: refrain from making them really powerful in the first place.”

Yes, Ace is a flawed concept and all the advice I just gave is only a patch kit for that flaw. However, overpowered characters continue to excite readers and viewers alike, so I would never suggest we dispense with them altogether. Just, when you’re getting a headache from how overwhelming your character is, it’s good to consider dialling it all back and focusing on the power of their personality instead.

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Super apologize for taking so long to respond, and thanks for asking in the first place.

Barn Mates - One Year On

Barn Mates was first aired exactly a year ago today… and what a monumental episode it was for both Lapis and Peridot!

For those of us who were already shipping Lapidot, it was a dream come true – and for some of those who weren’t, it opened their eyes to a whole new (and now completely canonically viable) ship.

I’ve written about this episode a few times in the past, but it feels fitting to look back on it again today; for day one of Lapidot Anniversary Week!

So, without further ado…

The episode opens with Peridot wistfully speaking into her tape recorder about sharing her new home with Lapis.  Only a couple of episodes prior to this point, Peridot had made the decision to stay at the barn by herself whilst the other Crystal Gems returned to the temple. The fact that she now so enthusiastically wants to share her home with Lapis (as opposed to going back with the other Gems or staying by herself in the barn) just shows that she already has some level of admiration for Lapis.

Peridot says:

“Why don’t we watch the sun come up and figure out what we’re going to do with all this time, eh Lazuli?”

Watching the sun rise with someone is an old romantic tradition/cliché, so the fact that Peridot specifically mentions wanting to do this with Lapis certainly speaks some volumes.   And it also transpires…

…that this line was foreshadowing a scene that came later in the show – in Room For Ruby, not only are they watching the sun rise together (just as Peridot wanted to do), they’ve actually been sat together all night stargazing prior to this point, which is another activity that has obvious romantic connotations.

After Peridot has finished speaking into the tape recorder in Barn Mates, Lapis expresses her desire to live in the barn all on her own. Steven suggests that the barn be split down the middle, with each of the two Gems having their own “side”, which leads to a very interesting shot of the pair of them:

Notice how they’re effectively framing a picture that’s behind them.   This picture is of the barn’s previous owners – Greg’s aunt and uncle, who Greg described back in Space Race as follows:

“My aunt and uncle had a great love for aviation, and each other.  They cherished the years they spent together, and they held on to every belonging they ever owned.”

It’s interesting, then, that a picture of a happy couple has been placed directly in-between Lapis and Peridot in this shot.  This becomes something of a trend as the show progresses, with the picture being placed in-shot with Peridot and Lapis on occasion in a fair few other episodes, such as these:

This could well be foreshadowing a romantic relationship between Lapis and Peridot.  The fact that Greg mentions “aviation” is also something interesting to think about, considering that Lapis can fly and Peridot was the pilot of the Hand Ship back in Jailbreak.

Lapis isn’t keen on the idea of splitting the barn, telling Steven that Peridot is the problem:

“I can’t stand the thought of looking at her everyday!”

This statement is now somewhat ironic because, in the episodes since Barn Mates, Lapis almost always has her eyes on Peridot – and gives her some extremely suggestive looks, too!

Peridot and Steven both try to assure Lapis that Peridot has changed, but she doesn’t want to hear it. Steven thinks it’s “sweet” that Peridot wants Lapis to see how much she’s changed since their last encounter, and he helps her to make an apology card which has a very interesting picture drawn on the front of it:

Steven may well have the intent of getting Peridot and Lapis to be friends, but he’s drawn them looking like an actual couple here; they’re even holding hands.

Eventually, after some persuasion from Steven, Lapis joins them – and a beaming Peridot hands over the card.  This still fails to win-over an unimpressed Lapis, much to Peridot’s disdain.

“It took me over an hour to compose [the message in the card], and I was the most sincere as per Steven’s instructions!”

The fact that Peridot put so much time into her apology message gives us an indication of how highly Peridot thinks of Lapis – and how much she wants to make her feel better. She then spends some time deliberating what she could give to Lapis as a gift (upon Steven’s suggestion), and they come up with an idea…

“H-2-Oh my GOSH!” … “It’s a gift for you!  You know, ‘cause water’s your thing.”

Peridot’s mannerisms and tone of voice here are very flirtatious.  However, given Lapis’ previous traumatic experience of being trapped on the bottom of the ocean, this is another idea that falls completely flat.

And what does Peridot do?

“A pool?!  What a cloddy idea!  Of course she wouldn’t like that!”

She actually blames herself for the mistake.  This is very uncharacteristic of Peridot, who normally has a very lofty opinion of herself and her intellectual capacity – which, again, shows how highly she must think of Lapis.  She even uses the word “cloddy” to describe her own idea; with “clod” being an insult that she usually only ever levels at other people when she’s at her most angry.

She then decides to make a very grand gesture…

…and offers her most prized possession – the tape recorder – to Lapis as a gift.

She’s very flirtatious in doing so here, as well.  With a wink and a smile, she tells Lapis:

“See, the ribbon is even blue.  I got yo’ number!”

Peridot has offended all of the other Gems at some point in the past, but she’s never been seen to perform as grand a gesture as this one in order to win them over. 

Peridot is, in a lot of ways, incredibly materialistic - she has been shown on more than one occasion to hold her very few possessions really closely to her.  By Peridot’s standards, handing the tape recorder over is essentially the biggest thing she could do for someone, which is a very clear indication of her feelings towards Lapis.

This gesture is completely lost on Lapis, however, who proceeds to crush the tape recorder in her hand.

Usually in these situations, Peridot would be distraught that one of her possessions had been destroyed (see, for example, Peridot on her knees begging Amethyst not to throw away her beloved tablet in Too Short To Ride).  However, this time, she actually seems to be upset by the fact that she’s managed to upset Lapis once again, exclaiming:

“What, were you trapped in a tape recorder too?!”

Peridot is exasperated by this point, and gives a very heartfelt speech which, I believe, really gets to the root of one of the key reasons why a relationship between Lapis and Peridot just makes perfect sense:

“Look, I get it, you know?  You’re confused!  You can never go back to Homeworld.  This place doesn’t exactly feel like home yet.  You’re alone, no one could possibly know what that feels like!  Oh wait, I do!  We’re the same, except…  you don’t have to be alone.”

She and Lapis are going through the exact same thing at basically the same time; namely, being stranded on earth with no way of returning to Homeworld.  There’s literally no-one else who they could bond with over this, except for each other – it’s a common ground that they share with each other and only each other.  It’s logical and sensible storytelling, therefore, to have these two characters stick together and share the experience with each other.  It puts them on equal ground, gives them both an acute understanding of each other, and enables them to both support one another as they adjust to life on earth.

At this point in Barn Mates, however, Lapis still isn’t having any of it.  Peridot, clearly at her wits end, asks what Lapis wants from her.  Lapis angrily tells Peridot that she wants her to leave… and that’s exactly what Peridot does.  She wants Lapis to be happy so much that she’s even willing to give up her home so that Lapis can live there instead.

As she walks away, Steven reprimands Lapis for treating Peridot so badly.  As he’s talking, Lapis folds her arms and shifts on the spot, her gaze meeting the crushed tape recorder on the floor.  Everything about her body language in this scene exudes guilt.  

Peridot comes screaming back towards them moments later, however – being pursued by a Roaming Eye that she’s convinced is after her.    

The trio flee from the ship, but eventually come face-to-face with it, which causes Peridot to cower behind Steven in fear.

However…

…Lapis steps forward, and glances back at a wide-eyed Peridot.

This scene is very important because it’s the first time we ever get to see that Lapis does actually care about Peridot, despite the pair of them getting off to a very turbulent start.  She steps up to defend the helpless Peridot from the Roaming Eye, and makes sure to specifically ask Peridot if she’s ok after the threat has been neutralised – proving that she didn’t only have Steven’s interests at heart when she took out the Roaming Eye.

What happens next needs no introduction…

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

Peridot has still, to this day, never looked at anyone else with such love.  The way that her hands are clasped to her chest makes it the typical “cartoon character looking at their love interest” pose.  That smile on her face is literally the biggest one that she’s ever given.  And Lapis’ deep blush, that she actually turns her head away from Peridot in an attempt to hide, is also a reaction from her that’s unique to this scene – and very much implies that the apparent feeling of attraction is mutual.  There appears to be some symbolism behind the sun coming out as Peridot smiles, too.  This could well be an indication that Lapis is warming up to Peridot and seeing her in a new light.  It also has a somewhat poetic quality to it, with the storm clouds (both literal and metaphorical) dissipating at this very moment.  

Originally posted by giffing-amethyst

Steven picks up on what’s going on, giggling to himself as he looks at Lapis.  It’s also very interesting that Peridot’s loving look is still lingering even after the camera angle has changed – this is no fleeting “micro expression”, it’s a very prolonged and deliberate look…

…which was the first of very, very many that the pair of them have since gone on to give each other (the above images being a small handful of examples).

All in all, Barn Mates was the start of a very beautiful relationship between these two Gems, which has well and truly endured throughout the past twelve months – and has gotten ever stronger with each episode that they’ve appeared in together.

PSA: DRAG IS NOT CONSENT

So I went to drag con this past weekend (and I could write paragraphs on the experience alone, but that’s a rant for another time) and the first thing my friend and I did was attend the UNHhhh Live panel. Overall it was a special and amazing experience, but ONE THING, or should I say person, marred it.

This person decided it was a good idea to get up and read PORNOGRAPHIC fan fiction ABOUT Trixie and Katya OUT LOUD to Trixie and Katya. – AFTER THEY ASKED HER NOT TO! Trixie straight up said “no, please don’t.” and the bitch goes “Oh, just a few” and proceeds to take up 5 entire minutes (which doesn’t sound long, but trust me, it’s a lifetime when only 15 minutes are allotted for questions, others are waiting to ask theirs, and everyone in the room is uncomfortable) reading them DESPITE THE QUEENS’ EXPLICIT WISHES!

Let me be VERY clear here. I don’t care how well you THINK you know a queen because you’re a fan, you never, EVER have the right to put someone in that position. They were kind enough to humor her for one, but despite the fact that both queens and the captive audience were visibly uncomfortable, SHE WENT ON! Trixie had to FORCIBLY stop her mid sentence on her third (and most explicit) reading. It was truly awful. I later learned that Trixie’s boyfriend was also in the audience making the whole situation even more awkward and embarrassing.

I don’t know who this girl thought she was, how old she was, what possessed her to think this was a good idea, or why no one cares enough about her to stop her from doing this, but what she did to those queens is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. Please spread the word, tell your friends and neighbors, that NO MEANS NO, even in drag. Please remember that these queens are real people, they still reserve the right to a certain amount of privacy, and they still deserve your respect. DRAG DOES NOT NECESSARILY EQUAL CONSENT.

Thank you.

heartbreak chronicles {1} | M

 PT 1 | PT 2ONGOING

Contains: bad crack, smut {fuckboy!jimin}

Words: 10,164

Summary: Park Jimin had it all — good grades, a place as the soccer team’s captain and, more than that, the broken hearts of at least half the campus’ population. Though, one thing he did not have was someone willing to break his heart and, after you were dragged inside a miraculous plan to play that part, the last thing counted on was the preposterous idea that, perhaps, you could fall for him as well.

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A/N: I tried out a “lighter” writing style for… whatever this is. Hope you guys like it! | This fic is based on the movie “John Tucker must die” | SUB!BTS COLLAB

The girl’s request echoed on the warm air of your living room, dancing on silence as your body was covered in shock. For an instant, you truly believed you had misheard her words, replacing them for something much more unrealistic. Regardless, as the quietude fell like a blanket over the two of you, you noticed, at last, that your friend could not be more serious. “You want me to do what?” You finally asked, flabbergasted.

The night had started normally — and that was all that you could ever wish for. All that you wanted was to rest after an exhausting week, merely putting your your pajamas and watching shallow TV shows until your tiredness forced you to go to sleep. You wanted to get some pizza and gossip with your roommate about the most frivolous of subjects, allowing for the storm of stress and unfinished projects to disperse from around your head.

However, she had a different idea of how that night would unfold. “We want you to break his heart,” Lisa told you with utter serenity, as if the words that had left her mouth were no more than mundane. “Thought that was quite clear.”

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some more thoughts on the sensates, season 2:

  • will: this boy has TOO MUCH heart he cares about everyone so much i cannot believe a str8 white male character can give me so little grief everyone take notes. cheekbone game is also still strong, but with too much time covered in stubble imo
  • sun: SUN FUCKIN BAK i cannot believe how far my soft baby bird kickass diamond of a character has come she’s so GOOD, but she can also break your neck i love her so much. in more important news however she got reunited with her dog. heckin yes 11/10.
  • lito: continues being the absolute Most™ and we all love him for it. ”i’m practicing””for what?””for my future as a homeless, unemployable failure”. i mean what a fuckin Leo- also relatable as all hell. my beautiful proud gay son. what a gem.
  • riley: sweetest bean in the entire universe, most unrealistic part of s2 is that no one would trust her. she loves a dopey police officer from chicago so much and most importantly she really likes boning him. also shout out for her immense knowledge of graffitied hovels, v impressive.
  • capheus: my newest kid hit it out of the park. he doesn’t have a clue how he got here but he’s still the best person i know and if he doesn’t end up as the president of the world by the end of the series then what are we even doing here?????? also hell yeah my boy got some proud of u bud.
  • nomi: what the hell is this radiant angel and how is she making money. i can’t believe she’s responsible for all of the sensates not being in prison, mvp of the whole fucking show. she’s basically r2d2 if it was a hot, genius woman who fuckin OWNS it. 10/10 five stars would watch again.
  • wolfgang: “he doesn’t really talk” except when he does he BREAKS MY HEART. still the most problematic of all my children but i don’t care i just want him and kala to be happy god fuckin damnit. also i can appreciate the commitment to both his Look and his woman. good one dude.
  • kala: the rambliest and also the smartest, god bless her. honey thinks too much about good and bad when it’s so obvious that she’s a Hoe for the bad boys- specifically German bad boys with unresolved anger issues. also shot a gun and it was pretty fuckin hot tbh.

other thoughts on other characters:

  • whispers: hey man FUCK YOU and also FUCK OFF
  • jonas: what is the point of u doesn’t naveen andrews have better things to do honestly.
  • daniela & hernando: sometimes a family is two gay dudes and their drama queen best friend and that is beautiful..
  • amanita: QUEEN of supportive spouses also she loves nomi so much, can relate.
  • diego: i found myself whispering “no diego no” to myself and it made me laugh so there u go.
→ all that is gold (m)

Originally posted by chimtae


Sub!BTS collab

pairing → Taehyung x Reader

genre → roommate!au + sugar baby!au, smut, angst

warnings sub!taehyung, skype sex, masturbation, orgasm denial, possessiveness, slight breath play, oral sex, dirty talk, thigh riding, tae ends up sort of a switch? idk

☆ word count → 11.2k

☆ summary → As a college student struggling to make ends meet, Taehyung resorts to a less than ethical method to satisfy his appetite for expensive treats. The last thing he wants is for you to find out how he acquires the Gucci in his closet… however this proves to be difficult when you are his roommate.

or : Taehyung is a sugar baby and somehow thinks he can keep this a secret


☆ a/n → ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lena is definitely that girl who is content to suffer silently with her affections into eternity. 

She’s ‘never had a friend like Kara before’ and she wouldn't risk losing it for anything. Not after everything else she’s lost.

And, in some ways, she can’t imagine being closer to Kara than she is. She’s already revealed so much of herself to her. Hell, she already sends Kara flowers and goes on ‘dates’ and pays for their dinner (Of course, Kara pays for it every odd time, despite Lena’s “But I’m rich!” efforts. But Lena still feels some kinda something when it’s her turn to do so).

And Lena knows very well how she really feels about Kara. She’s fairly emotionally self aware, what with the threat of some hidden internal darkness always looming. But even without that, how could she not know?

It’s like a bolt of electricity straight to the chest.

She feels it whenever Kara laughs at something Lena said and always, without fail, ducks her head as she does so. 

She feels it whenever Kara makes silly faces in conversation to make Lena laugh in return.

She feels it whenever Kara gets that crinkle in her forehead when Lena talks about something that’s bothering her.

She feels it whenever Kara hugs her, which is every single time they part ways.

And to her own surprise, she feels it whenever Kara calls her her friend. 

Or perhaps, in this case, it’s less like electricity and more like… a warmth in the center of her chest.

It should probably feel wrong, for Kara to call her her friend when she has not-friend feelings for her. Like it’s less than what she wishes she had. 

But it doesn’t. It feels right. It feels like more than she ever could have imagined.

It feels like an honor. 

And when Kara calls her her best friend, oh, Lena thinks her heart could explode from the sun suddenly contained within it. 

Instead, the warmth spreads throughout her body and settles into her bones and she thinks, 

“Yeah, this is enough. This could be enough.”

clockwork-artifices  asked:

Hi Cassie, i just wanted to thank u for creating these wonderful books,even though sometimes i don´t totally like how some things develop(not a big fan of triads/triangles)so i'd like to ask u: When u create relationships in your books(TDA exactly) do u already know who is going to end with whom or is it something that can change through the writng process? does it change depending on the kind of reception of the readers/fans? Thx u. PS.I love Cristina, i hope she get some great scenes in LOS.

Yes, I always know who is going to end up with who(m.) So far I don’t believe I’ve ever deviated due to anything, including fan response. (Usually, there isn’t time anyway — I’m often working on the next book before fans even read the first book.) 

Relationships/love stories don’t stand outside the plot of a story. They are part of the plot of the story. Altering their outcome would mean ripping out huge chunks of the plotline. If I’d decided that Magnus and Alec weren’t going to get together and instead Alec was going to end up with Bob, a handsome Shadowhunter, in CoHF, I would have had to

1) Introduce Bob

2) Build some kind of realistic relationship between Alec and Bob

3) Rewrite the plot so Alec never went to Edom and Magnus never got kidnapped because it’s kind of depressing if Magnus gets kidnapped and no one goes to specifically rescue him, and makes Alec look like a jerk, but it is also weird if Alec goes all the way to Hell to rescue Magnus and then ends up with Bob

4) Think of a completely other plotline for Magnus that involves him making a significant contribution to the plot because Magnus is too major a character to be dismissed from the story and every major character must contribute toward the story’s outcome

5) Think of a completely different plotline for Alec because again, now he’s not going to Edom, which means he also misses out on a whole bunch of significant character-developing moments (his talk with Jace, his corrupted vision of a “perfect life”) and now will have to have them some other way.

Etc. God, I really hate Bob, I can’t be the only one?

I know who everyone ends up with in TDA because I know the outcomes of the major plotlines and the development of the characters’ arcs, and relationships — familial, platonic, and romantic — are part of that development. It’s not impossible to redirect your plotlines, but it’s really difficult — the challenge and magic of writing rests on the ability to create plausible-seeming characters in plausible-seeming situations in a plausible-seeming world, resulting in a sense of inevitability — that things could have happened no other way. Changing those plotlines means not just changing what you’re going to write in the future, but altering the meaning of what you wrote in the past (if I hadn’t intended Tessa to end up with Will, then Jem, I would have written Clockwork Angel and Clockwork Prince very differently. I would never have written the mizpah scene, or the balcony scene in Prince, or the scene where Jem realizes Will has paid for his yin fen.)

In writing, you aim to create something that feels seamless, where the bones of the story are invisible under the skin. Changing who ends up with who is, like I said, possible, but to me feels like I’ve been piecing together the skeleton of a pterodactyl and someone just came along and told me it’s actually an apatosaurus and I have to start all over again trying to use a bunch of wing bones to build something without wings.

* Cristina gets some great scenes in LoS.

* I may not be the person to read if you don’t like triangulated relationships, because I live for them. :)