what if lance was in loverboy mode and said 'there are so many pretty aliens, what if the future mrs blue lion is rlly out there? i wonder how we'll meet, ooh she'll save me from a laser-' Then keith interrupts like 'I'm an alien.' and then his eyes go wide and he starts rambling on like 'i mean technically i am, not that that has anything to do with anything, i just uh, fun fact'. and lance does that fond™ look, and just says 'yeah, and you're pretty too' and that is how keith finally blushes.
pidge, tapping a unconscious keith on the floor w her foot: uh lance, i think you killed him