how does he go from that to this

anonymous asked:

what if lance was in loverboy mode and said 'there are so many pretty aliens, what if the future mrs blue lion is rlly out there? i wonder how we'll meet, ooh she'll save me from a laser-' Then keith interrupts like 'I'm an alien.' and then his eyes go wide and he starts rambling on like 'i mean technically i am, not that that has anything to do with anything, i just uh, fun fact'. and lance does that fond™ look, and just says 'yeah, and you're pretty too' and that is how keith finally blushes.

pidge, tapping a unconscious keith on the floor w her foot: uh lance, i think you killed him

Say Goodbye (pt. 2)

Together, Sean and Anti finish the video, entitling it “Say Goodbye,” and sit back to watch the views roll in. “They really love ya,” Sean whispers. “Probably more than they like me.”

“Yer just sayin’ that because Wooshie left,” Anti pouts.

“It’s ‘Wiishu,’ and maybe. I don’t know.” Sean gets up from the desk and starts walking around the room. He’s nervous and full of energy and doesn’t know how to get it out.

“Stop that, yer makin’ me nervous,” Anti shouts, doing the equivalent of jumping up and down and slamming his feet against the floor of Sean’s mind. “What about getting’ me a body? When does that happen?”

Sean drums his fingers against his leg to the beat of some song stuck in his head and thinks. “I’m not entirely sure how we would go about doing that. Do you?”

Anti stops jumping up and down for a minute and makes a face. “Do ya think we’d still be in this mess if I knew how to get my own body?”

Sean moans in frustration and heads for the kitchen. “Fine, ‘m hungry. I want some brain food,” he mutters, riffling through the contents of the pantry and then the refrigerator. Anti pulls Sean’s head to the side and makes him hit it against the side of the fridge. “Ow! What was that for?”

“Why didn’t you stop Wooshie from leaving?” Anti asks, glitching them both. “I thought you love her.”

“I do! But I can’t make her stay if she doesn’t want to and after what she saw…” Sean pokes at the injury on his neck. It’s already scabbing over. “I didn’t want to see her look at me like that anymore.”

Anti glitches them again. “Coward.”

Sean shakes his head. “I refuse to be insulted by a figment of my own imagination.” He drops into a chair with a huff, a needling headache beginning to form between his eyes. “So tell me, Antisepticeye, how does a person like you get their own body?”

“How should I know?” Anti pouts. “I don’t get some kind of rule book! All I know is that I want my own body, and I want the fans to notice me!”

“Ok, ok, stop yelling,” Sean says, dropping his head onto the table and covering his head with his arms. “Attention, you desire attention. It makes ya stronger. It makes it easier for ya to control me, right?” Anti nods inside Sean’s mind. “Alright, then, but what makes you… you?”

“How people perceive me, I think,” Anti hums. “When I first showed up, I acted crazy to get the fans’ attention, and now… I think that’s what I am.” Anti glitches around again. “So, maybe if they thought I had my own body, I would!”

Sean sits up slowly. “We have to make another video, one explaining you. If I say yer just some concept that me and Robin came up with for Halloween, maybe that’ll do the trick. The fans love to theorize about that sorta thing.”

“I’m willing to try anythin’,” Anti whines.

And so they make another video, one where “Jack survives Anti” and the glitch was nothing but a trick of editing created by him and Robin. In the days that follow, nothing seems to change. Anti grows restless and starts to make Sean pick up knives again, always stopping just in time before cutting into the skin.

Sean starts to lose it, until one day, Signe knocks on his door.

“Woosh? Yer back?” Sean tentatively opens the door a bit more, and his hand twitches towards her.

“How are you doing, Sean?” Singe readjusts the strap of her purse like she does when she’s embarrassed, and Sean smiles because it’s so cute when she does that.

“’m alright. And you?” He grabs the hair at the back of his head and tugs on it to keep himself from running to hug her tight.

Signe punches him in the arm. “You scared me! I thought you’d lost your mind.” She hugs him, all the while refusing to meet his stunned gaze. “Don’t you dare let me leave again, Sean McLaughlin, or I swear I’ll bake you in the oven like the potato you are.”

Sean laughs breathily, warming at her touch and holding her tight. He’s missed her so much. “I think I know what will help,” he whispers. Signe looks up at him, a question in her eyes. “I’ll tell ya all about it when I can, I promise. But no more cuts, no more crazy talk,” he whispers, placing a hand against her face as his thumb traces her cheekbone.

Anti feels Sean’s guilt, feels his love, feels his gratefulness that he feels towards this other human. Every rib-shaking thump of his heart, every nerve lit on fire with joy at seeing her face again, Anti can feel it all. And it only makes him hate Sean more. Sean has everything.

And Anti doesn’t even have a body to call his own.

That’s when Anti flips the switch. That’s when Anti decides to become Sean, and he is determined that no one, not even Signe, will be the wiser.

anonymous asked:

How would the members react if they saw their girlfriend playing outside in the rain with only shorts and a tank top on? /gif reaction/ Thank you~~

shownu

“Ah, she’s too cute for me to lecture right now.”

wonho

/cheekily/

“Let me come join you, we can dance together.”

minhyuk

*oh my god, does she realize her shirt is see through right now?*

kihyun

/sighs as he looks at you from inside/

“She’s going to get sick again.”

hyungwon

/subtly checks you out/

“Is she not cold?”

jooheon

/worried about you/

“Come inside baby girl, you’re gonna get sick.”

i.m

/calls out to you/

“I’ll be in the upstairs bathroom when you’re ready for that shower.”

*Tease* (MASTERLIST)(1000 Follower Fic!)

Authors Note: Based of several requests from my lovely followers! Cant say thank you enough for all the followers, all the love on my fics, and all the sweet comments you always leave! Love my readers!

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Tony loves his boyfriends. He does. Bucky and Steve are perfect for him. Sweet, and loving and gentle and darling and…. oh god so boring.

Tony cant seem to make them realize that he isnt made of glass, isnt going to break and YES PLEASE he could definitely handle both of them in bed together.

So with a little help from Natasha and some shopping at her favorite lingerie stores, Tony comes home with lots of new things, and lots of new ideas on how to drive his soldiers crazy enough to do something wild.

Or something kinky.

Or you know… just something fun that involves handcuffs.

Bucky and Steve never see it coming, and they certainly dont stand a chance at resisting all of Tonys teasing.

Because Tony always gets what he wants, Lace and and leather and handcuffs included.

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Chapter One

Chapter Two

Blue Messages Ch. 3

AO3

Relationship: Keith/Lance
Warnings: panic attacks
Word Count: 2052
Chapter 3 Summary: 
The team tells Keith there is a possibility of Lance being dead, but he refuses to listen. And he finds an unexpected list written for him by Lance.

“I just walked into the hangar and she bonded with me.”
“She bonded with you?” Allura asked.
“Yeah, why? Does that mean something I don’t know?”
“Lions are only meant to bond with one paladin, Keith.”

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Be More Chill Headcanons: Teachers

-Mr.Reyes has two jobs, being a drama teacher and a cashier at Hobby Lobby as such he has little free time
-what little free time he does have he spends listening to the latest Broadway hits and eating hot pockets
-he genuinely likes the kids, otherwise he wouldn’t have the teaching job, but sometimes they push him to his limits
-Christine loves theater as much as he does but they butt heads constantly in practice over how a scene should go
-he may or may not be embezzling some of their funds for his food, neither of his jobs pay particularly well
-Mrs.Macnamara started teaching eleventh grade literature at Middleborough back in the nineties after transferring from Westerburg
-her wife Mrs.Sawyer teachers twelfth grade American Composition and is the girl’s baseball coach
-they will kiss in front of their students
-they’re not supposed to pick favorites but Mrs.Macnamara will admit that her and Brooke have a lot in common

anonymous asked:

saying how much of a family guy is, does shawn have a good family? ( i dont see much of them they're very private it seems)

the way shawn talks about his family leads me to believe that he’s got the best family a guy in his position could ask for

he repeatedly talks about how they were incredibly supportive from the beginning, and continue to help him pursue his dreams, even though it means sacrificing their time with him so he can go tour

his parents take every chance they can to go see him and visit him and shawn has mentioned how he would bring his music home and play it for them and they would listen and give him feedback

his song Hold On is about his dad and how he’s the one he calls when things get hard. his family are his number one fans.

they keep him grounded and normal and sane and from what i can tell his mama and daddy raised him right.

even his little sister aaliyah still treats him like a normal big brother, goofing around and messing with him and commenting funny things on his photos.

when he was roasting the autograph dude he even said “i could call my sister right now and she would answer in two seconds”

they are pretty private, just to keep that sense of normalcy for him as a safe haven that he can return back to

his family is so amazing

Mind Control (Kuro Week 6)

Rating: Teen and Up

Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Characters: Kuro, Shiro, Haggar, Pidge, Lance, Keith, Hunk

(Written for @kuroweek)

Summary: Kuro was made for one purpose: to kill and be killed. Everything was planned, from the moment he was made to the moment he was supposed to die. The paladins were his enemy, and she was his everything.

Then what wasn’t supposed to go wrong went wrong, and Kuro doesn’t know how to act: what he’s been taught as fact isn’t right. The universe has been turned upside down, even though there is no direction in space.

Maybe they’re right. Maybe Voltron really does save lives.


Kuro was shaken awake. He started, because he was scared, and unfamiliar faces were crowded over him, staring at him like he was a science museum exhibit.

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So in the new 2x14 clip (slight spoilers) Simon is going with them? Why? It’s a Shadowhunter mission, he’s a Downworlder, and it’s completely weird and forced. They’re only doing it to further and force the Clace thing, which, whatever, but still. And Simon’s not even taking it seriously, which just shows how little he knows about the Downworld and how little respect he has for anything that isn’t about him. Jace shouldn’t let him go, and Alec would never. It’s a formal mission to keep a f*cking war from breaking out, not a little date for Cl*mon to be gross on. But Jace is gonna let it happen. 

Wow, this got long and weird. I’ll probably delete this, and I’m not trying to start anything. Just tired of the straights. Forced plots exhaust me, as does staying up for a day and half, so I’m done.

So I just watched the National Theatre Live’s trailer for Angels in America and I can already tell that I’m gonna be disappointed as fuck by Andrew Garfield. (and I don’t care if this shows up in the tag his fans can fight me bc i’ve loved this play for longer than he’s been considered an A-list actor)   
Like yeah, Prior, as an ex-drag queen, should be a tad flamboyant, but it should feel… organic. That inflection of the voice should feel natural, which it does not coming from him. And the flamboyancy, the fabulousness shouldn’t overshadow how bitterly sardonic and angry he is. This is a man who has been dealt a death sentence, and who is now hearing voices, seeing weird visions and ghosts, he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on, but he puts it best when he says, “I can handle pressure, I am a gay man and I am used to pressure, to trouble, I am tough and strong” (last scene of Millennium Approaches) Prior sees his strength as not something coming from his own individual self and psyche, which is how Garfield sees it, but as something that he is because he is gay. For Prior, him being gay and him being strong are synonymous.
Like, as LGBTQ+ people, we are told over and over by society that because we are gay, because we are a “counter culture” that we are weaker than our cisgendered heterosexual peers. Tony Kushner sees that and says “fuck no, we have taken this hateful world that we have been dealt with and we have carved out our own piece of it with blood, sweat, and broken beer bottles, and that has made us stronger than you” 
And Andrew Garfield, as we can tell from this interview where he talk about Prior, does not understand that, in fact, I don’t think he understands Prior at all.
Like I can get why they felt the need to hire a pretty-boy celebrity- a very heavy, very American, very gay, and very very long play like this one could potentially be a hard sell. But Prior Walter should never be played by a straight, big-name actor. 
(Plus, as someone who goes in and out of the hospital, sick, short of breath, wheezing, and going blind Andrew Garfield certainly does not look it. And no one say “it’s hard to make people look that kind of sick on stage” because I saw Falsettos twice and you are wrong) 
Fight me.       

Even the Score (Drabble)

For the sixth time, your legs get kicked out from under you, the once shriek-inducing sensation of temporary levitation and heart-stopping descents have muted into resignation as you embrace the fact that the ground is going to be there and you’re going to end up on top of it.

“You are too stiff, my friend, be more fluid.

"Follow through, your strikes are stopping short here. Try to hit past my body. ” He does a ridiculously graceful body roll and gives a mechanical and deadpan ‘ow’ when you slap him in the chest. 

“Be serious.”

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Disney Fathers

A father loves you

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He teaches you about the world

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He loves spending time with you

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He loves to make you smile and laugh

Originally posted by ari-inwonderland

And being your father makes him smile

Originally posted by pocdisneys

He watches over you

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He is always ready to protect you

Originally posted by normvni

And he will fight to keep you safe

Originally posted by all-things-disney-gifs

He gives you advice when you need it

Originally posted by great-circleoflife

And is there for you when you’re sad

He helps you find out who you are

Originally posted by that-was-falling-with-style

And he learns from you as well

Originally posted by marchennotarmaso

He supports you and your dreams

Even when no one else does

Originally posted by the-light-of-animation

He wants you to achieve your goals and fly

And he is proud when you succeed 

No matter how far you go, he’ll be there when you return

Originally posted by dianekeatonfan

No matter how long you were gone

He prepares you for the world as best he can

Originally posted by theavatar

And lets you go explore it

Originally posted by letstalkaboutdisney

No matter what, he will always love you

Originally posted by dehaans

The one that raised you might not have been a true father

Originally posted by datamarluxia

But somewhere in the world you will find a father

Originally posted by starrattlerofprydain

Your father might be a brother

Originally posted by disneyasastrology

Or a teacher

Originally posted by tana-the-dreamchaser

Or a stepdad

Or a friend

But they will be there for you

Originally posted by healthyhappysexywealthy

And they will love you

Originally posted by little-sleepingkitten

And support you

Originally posted by louellasboilerroom

And you will find them 

Because everyone has a father somewhere

why lance (probably) won’t be the red paladin, and also why keith (probably) won’t be the black paladin

alright, so, chances are you’ve watched and rewatched the season three trailer multiple times. or, at least, i have. in it, we see lance in both the blue lion and the red lion, and we also see keith in the black lion. 

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Humans are Weird

Have you guys ever heard of gaze detection? It’s when you feel like someone is staring at you and you start to get nervous and anxious?

Like the only time you get this feeling is when Someone is staring at you hardcore. They won’t stop looking at you, so when you get this feeling it’s common to start looking around for the source of the stare.

What if aliens don’t have this? You can stare at them for hours and they won’t even shift uncomfortably or become anxious. What if only humans have this?

It’s been a week since the new human climbed aboard our ship. It is well known they are an interesting and somewhat terrifying species that, surprisingly, are very knew to the Alliance. But even though they were fresh to the universe, they somehow were able to be a big influence.

So naturally most of us stared at the new human in curiosity. It was a male from what we could gather and he was a loud human. He would talk all the time with the other members of the crew and would make noises while he worked. “Outgoing” as the humans described it.

But something strange happens to him when we are looking at him. He could be talking to a crew member or doing his work when I start to stare for more then a few minutes I mean, he’s just so strange looking and he seems harmless from the outside that I couldn’t help but stare.

Suddenly he stiffens, grows quiet. The room is completely silent. It sets me on edge. Is something wrong with him? Is he sick?

Suddenly the human snaps his head towards me with his forehead hair down “frowning”, he’s staring right at me.

I shriek internally and panick. Oh no he’s mad he’s going to kill me? How did he know I was looking at him?! Does he have sensors or something?!?! Damn it I knew I shouldn’t have been alone with him!

I quickly hovered out of the room and hid behind a generator. I pray to Xbephon he doesn’t find me.

The Human shook his head and continued back to his work. Mumbling about “weird aliens, I was just going to ask them to stop staring.”

so I said something about mezato and takenaka having the eccentric shounen detective vibe and guess what

yep its an AU

in which mezato is an independent reporter who’s famous for not knowing what fear or common sense is when it comes to investigation, and takenaka is a telepath trying to stay alive

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about shiro not backing keith’s story in bom: i think there’s other factors that a lot of people overlook. namely, the fact that shiro’s response isn’t just him reacting to an isolated incident–its him finally putting together the pieces after a long time of dealing with constant doubt and concern. because he knows something’s up with keith. in season 2, he’s the only one that does. on two separate occasions, he takes keith aside and tries to talk to him, to ask him what’s wrong, to try and get him to open up. and every time keith shuts him out? you can see the fear on shiro’s face, can see that he feels like they’re slowly drifting apart and he’s losing keith

these two strike me as friends who probably used to tell each other everything. so the fact that keith is refusing to talk now, that he’s forcing this distance between them? shiro doesn’t know what to think. and when he sees keith has this alien knife and is maybe part galra? maybe isn’t even from earth at all? shiro is very quickly finding out that this person he’s very close to, someone who he thought he knew everything about, is quite literally becoming alien. his best friend is suddenly a stranger, and he’s questioning whether he ever even knew him at all  

looking at shiro’s face here, he looks just as panicked as keith. despite how good he is at improvising and acting, he doesn’t even have it in him to scrape together an excuse or cover story. he’s genuinely shocked, and just blurts the words out without thinking. “I…I don’t know”–he hesitates, stumbles. he’s seeing the person he thought he was really close to in a whole new light, and he doesn’t know how to handle it

and keith? when he’s down on the ground, the first thing he says is “Shiro, you know me.” becuase he’s trying desperately to bridge that gap, to make shiro see–to prove that, even if keith’s going through some shit, even if he doesn’t know who he himself is, he hasn’t changed. the person shiro knew is still the same. 

also, look at shiro’s face after that exchange. that doesn’t look like someone who just sold out or distrusts their friend. he takes the time to look at keith and kinda check in, to see how vulnerable and scared he looks (scared because he thinks shiro doesn’t trust him)

before he goes right back to glaring and confronting the bom

he then tells keith theyre leaving and starts walking away. he realizes there’s some kind of conflict here between keith and the bom, so he tries to separate them. if he really didnt trust his friend, he would’ve insisted he either 1 hand over the knife or 2 started asking a bunch of personally invasive questions–after all, this is the person that insisted on morally grey mind control interrogation to extract information from a galra. 

instead, he sees how honestly hurt and confused keith looks, so he gives him some space and tries to quickly remove him from the situation 

and when keith insists on staying? shiro’s worried look in the background there? even if he doesn’t understand what’s been going on with keith all this time, he’s clearly concerned, clearly cares. he backs off a bit and let’s keith say his piece, because he realizes just how much all this means to him. shiro doesn’t interfere again until after he hears keith’s life will be on the line, and immediately tries to get him out of there 

he goes right up to keith’s side when he tries to reason with him, and we get a repeat of that shoulder touch thing these two do so much. shiro especially does this to keith a lot, and it honestly seems like a kind of grounding thing. he reaches out to keith, tries to tell him that whatever’s going on his life isn’t worth it, holds onto him to offer some kind of comfort. the way shiro tries to convince him here reminds me a lot of that thing joaquim said in an interview, about how “shiro is sort of the only thing that can really calm him down and keep him in check.” shiro very much tries to do that here, sees that keith is angry and upset and tries to keep him from making a reckless decision. 

was shiro really taken aback and hurt initially? i think so, yes. but once he kinda has a bit of time to recover and think things through he’s still thinking of keith and trying to help him as best he can–this is also why he doesn’t try to stop him again until it’s absolutely necessary, because he respects keith’s volition and understands the importance of that autonomy. when push comes to shove, regardless of the situation, shiro still steps up to protect keith 

So one thing i’ve noticed about Shiro that i totally and absolutely adore for several reasons (one of them being that it lines up with my hc that Shiro would be an epic Cedric Diggory type hufflepuff in an hp au) is that Shiro is not an OVERprotective type.

Lemme explain why this is good and how.

We know that Shiro is protective of those he loves, I’m not saying he isn’t protective (AHEM STEPPING IN FOR MATT) but what i am saying is that Shiro isn’t SO protective that he belittles the strength and abilities of the people he cares about; which is a trait too often glorified in heroes, especially concerning the male hero to the female. 

Exhibit A) S01E10. Allura says that she’s going with them to break into the space base and everyone’s looking at Shiro like “dude you can’t let the princess join us on a such a dangerous mission”

and Shiro’s just like “sure, why not?”

while everyone else reacts like this:

Obviously, because of genre expectations, we would expect Shiro to say something along the lines of “no way we can’t endanger the princess like that” so it comes as a bit of a surprise, a good one of course, when instead of insisting Allura can’t come that he has no issues with it. He doesn’t even look conflicted, he has no idea why Allura shouldn’t be allowed to come! That’s because our little cinnamon role knows what’s up and he understands that Allura is strong, capable woman. At the very least he knows that he has no good reason to assume otherwise (even though there’s some pretty funny scenes once they’re in the base and Allura doesn’t even know how to hold a gun). But you get my point.

To summarize Exhibit A: This scene is a VERY REFRESHING change from the standard “i must protect the princess, the princess is incapable of protecting herself, which means i’m the only one allowed to do dangerous things” narrative. Shiro does not judge a person’s adequacy based on unfounded preconceptions. This is a SUPER important quality in a leader. Also, this means he isn’t sexist. 

Exhibit B) S02E12. 

Keith offers to be the one to go into the ship to make sure what was supposed to be Thace’s job gets done. Kolivan says it’s a suicide mission and that he would never command anyone so inexperienced do it when Keith replies:

And of course Shiro, being the head of Voltron, is the next person who would have a say in this - who should be the one to talk Keith down. But he doesn’t. Instead he says this:

This demonstrates that Shiro, understanding who Keith is, knows that there is no stopping Keith which means the best thing for Shiro to do is make sure Keith gets to the ship safely. 

This is very similar to what he did with Allura. He doesn’t stop her from going on the mission, but insists he goes with her (i didn’t touch on that above but we know that happened).

So let’s just talk about what this means for a second. Shiro cares about Keith. We know he’s totally worried about Keith’s safety because he LITERALLY has to take a breath to COMPOSE HIMSELF before he says this. He does not want Keith to do this, he does not want anyone for that matter to be risking their lives. But this is war. I’m sure Shiro wishes for nothing more than to be able to trust that Thace will do his part. But Keith can’t rely on that, and Shiro knows that he can’t either. And they shouldn’t because they can’t be taking any chances with this fight.

So Shiro lets Keith do what Keith needs to do, what they all need Keith to do. Shiro chooses to trust Keith’s abilities, and doesn’t undermine Keith’s determination. This whole war is bigger than all of them! Keith is not just Shiro’s probably younger friend, Keith is a fellow paladin of Voltron. Keith is his equal, not some helpless child who needs to be kept out of harm’s way and given the least dangerous task because he has no right to be involved or because he doesn’t want Keith to get hurt. 

So Shiro says “I’ll give you cover.” Because Shiro protects those he cares about. And because he REALLY TRULY cares about Keith, and Allura, and everyone, he knows what they’re capable of. He trusts them. He doesn’t let his need to protect them belittle them. 

OVERALL: I just think this says so much about Shiro and the type of hero role he plays, especially as a leader it is so important that his protective side is not also oppressive. Shiro’s the kind of guy who would die WITH his friends, not just the classic FOR his friends. Shiro doesn’t undermine the people he loves like that, they’re all his equal, they are all capable human (or not human or half human) beings. 

If the people he loves wants to fight then they deserve to fight, that’s their right and not his decision to make. But he sure as hell doesn’t have to let them do it alone so he goes with them. He helps them however he can.

And quick flashback to the Matt situation. The only reason Shiro stepped in like that was because Matt clearly did not want to go into the ring. I think if for whatever reason Matt really wanted to fight that dude (maybe for his own revenge or something) Shiro wouldn’t have taken that away from him. But Matt was not ready, Matt was freaking out and Matt did not want to fight. So Shiro did it for him cuz THAT is the Shiro way.

(sorry this was probably way longer than necessary, I’m not very concise but I haven’t seen a post about this so i thought i’d try my hand at making one)