how does cats

To be honest, the tumblr witchcraft community taught me more than any book on witchcraft I ever read.

concept: keith finding and adopting a black kitten with a white tuft of fur on its forehead while shiro’s away and naming it after him 

when shiro gets back he’s ridiculously endeared by this but he’s also like “keith. if you wanted to name a kitten after me you could’ve named him tacatshi.” and keith just 

stares into the camera 

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may I interest you in neko-mami (ama-nyan?) and megane!amami

y'know it seems like a lot of people give jason a giant dog in fics, like a pit bull or a st. bernard

and that’s a cute concept, dogs are Good, don’t get me wrong, I love it

but consider also: jason todd, an actual giant, arguably the biggest and most scary looking batkid, with just. the teeniest kitten. sitting on his shoulder. probably named after a classic literature character.

he picked it up as a stray and he meant to drop it off at a shelter or something once it was all cleaned up and fed, but then he went and got attached and couldn’t bring himself to get rid of it.

it sits in his lap or on his shoulder while he reads and licks his face after a nightmare and he loves that cat more than life itself.

I’ve never been so in love with a cat before??

anonymous asked:

What if Jason found a half dead kitten on the street and nursed it back to health?

Jason and a kitten, yessss!!!!! (im on mobile sorry for everything.)

He finds the kitten in an alley while he’s getting some dinner because he’s too tired to cook. He crouches down to look at the tiny, scruffy kitten on the dirty ground, lying on their sides, meowing softly.


Jason stops. Of course he stops. The kitten is thin and obviously hasn’t eaten anything filling in a while and Jason should leave the kitten or find an animal shelter but the kitten purrs and Jason isn’t strong enough to leave them to die.


He gets some towels when he arrives at home so the kitten will be warm and comfortable. Jason goes online and reads some sites how to nurse back a kitten to health because he knows jack shit about how to take care of an animal. He buys everything the kitten might need because his money might go to worse places than this.


It takes weeks before the kitten can walk around more than ten minutes.


Things that definitely happens after Fangs (yes, that’s her name) is up and healthy:


Fangs finding Jason’s chest the most comfortable place to sleep and Jason doesn’t move so he doesn’t wake her up. Damn his good heart.

Fangs snuggling to Jason’s neck when he’s laying down and then walking over him and Jason phones rings and Fangs steps on his face and yes, cat hair in his mouth. Nice.

Fangs hissing when there are strangers in Jason’s apartment. So like the first time Duke comes over, Fangs hisses at him from the table and–

“Wow, dude, why is she looking at me like she wants to kill me?”

“Huh, yeah that sounds pretty serious. Don’t worry I will protect you.”

“Har-har-har. Why do you even have a cat?”

“She blackmailed me to take care of her. She’s dangerous.”

“You’re a dork, oh my god.”


Ok, but Jay waking up from a nightmare and Fangs just snuggling closer and licks his face and “yes okay thank you cat but that’s not comfortable at all.”

Jason trying to let her go after she recovers and he opens his window and everything but she just stays on his bed and meows. “Yeah, I wouldn’t leave either.”

What they say: I’m fine

What they mean: WHY DID LOGAN KNOW A BROTH BASED SOUP WAS BAD FOR ROMAN BUT DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT PATTON’S CAT ALLERGY? DO THEY NOT ALL HAVE THE SAME ALLERGIES AS THOMAS? IS LOGAN NOT ALLERGIC TO CATS? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? ALSO WHAT PAST EXPERIENCE IS THERE REGARDING BROTH BASED SOUP THAT THEY KNOW IT DOESN’T AGREE WITH ROMAN? AND WHY DOES LOGAN KNOW ABOUT IT BUT PATTON DOESN’T? AND WHY DO THE SIDES NEED TO EAT ANYWAY IF THEY’RE NOT REAL? OR DO THEY SIMPLY DO IT FOR COMFORT, SUCH AS PATTON COMFORTING ROMAN, AND PATTON EATING COOKIES WHEN HE’S HAD A ROUGH DAY, OR IS IT JUST RANDOM? ALSO IS FOOD HOW PATTON SHOWS HIS LOVE - COMFORTING ROMAN, COMFORT EATING, ROMAN’S SECRET SANTA PASTA GIFT? WHY HAVE WE ONLY EVER SEEM PATTON AMD ROMAN EATING ANYWAY? DO VIRGIL AND LOGAN NOT EAT? OR EAT LESS? OR JUST NOT ON SCREEN? IF FOOD IS PATTON’S WAY OF SHOWING LOVE THEN WHY ELSE WOULDN’T HE GIVE VIRGIL A COOKIE INSTEAD OF A CARD UNLESS VIRGIL DOESN’T EAT? HOW CAN 2 SIDES EAT AND 2 SIDES NOT EAT? WHAT IS GOING ON???

希望のヒーロカラ松 :*☆

The coolest person I know is my roommate’s son. He’s like 5 or something (idunno he just started Kindergarden, very big accomplishment and step up from Pre-K from what he told me so far). His name is Atom and he’s one of the nicest people I know. One time he found a bug on the table and was like “hello mister bug! What are you doing in here? Aren’t you lost? Oh I know you must be looking for your family!!!!” and took the lil fellow outside. He waved and was all “I hope you find your family now!”. Oh oh oh and another time he was eating dinner with me while his mom was cooking and he whispered “my mommy is soooo pretty” and it made me want to die inside aaa! My heart exploded! And today we played candy land! He won both rounds… but at the end of the second round he was like, “you should win too!” so he moved my game piece up the board and told me to keep picking cards until I caught up. He said it was because he wanted both of us to play at the candy castle together. Then when I caught up he high fived me and helped me clean up the mess before his mom came back. He is so sweet. I love him. I’m gonna be sad when he moves out… he had to go somewhere today and before leaving he gave me a hug. another time he held my hand while walking. I wanted to hold his hand but I don’t know… he isn’t my kid and I don’t wanna seem awkward. BUT THEN…. he grabbed my hand anyways and smiled at me and I was like OMFG THANK YOU ; u ; he’s back now from wherever his mom took him.. I want to say hi… but I’m crying and I don’t want him to see me sad like this… he’s so precious. I hope no one breaks this boy’s heart. I hope all the kids are nice to him at school. I hope he continues to play with his Moanna barbie doll even when his friends at school tell him he’s not a girl and shouldn’t be. He is fucking sick as fuck and I wish I was as cool as him when I was in Kindergarden