Thank you so much, guys! I love you!! Not only am I thankful for liking, reblogging and of course the friendships, but also the support I’ve had through my worse days. It really means the world to me that you care. I honestly love you so much! <3 I still don’t know why so many of you follow me and how on Earth I reached this milestone but I’m so happy and grateful! ^-^
I’m gonna just shoutout some of you guys that I love and appreciate! I would tag all of you but that would take forever and it would be a really long post haha XD so if you’re not mentioned here, I still love and appreciate you! ❤️ Okay, here comes the big list :P
I’m honored… to be entrusted with the care of yer son. But Dougal speaks true. I will use every option in my power to defeat the British, and that includes raising the MacKenzie banner. I do not doubt yer fighting spirit, but I know that you will not sacrifice your men needlessly. If the cause is lost, then you will put the lives of yer men above all else.
requested by @lifeasbritney
Time for the big secret- How can you speak English? *drum roll*
The truth is…
I wasn’t always a goldfish.
I used to be a young innocent lad with a fish tank by his bedside, and each night I would give my fish a pinch of food before I went to sleep.
But one day, I forgot to give my fish their pinch of food.
So then a FVCKING WIZARD CAME IN MY ROOM, WIPED MY MEMORY, AND FVCKING TURNED ME INTO A FISH AND DISGUISED HIMSELF AS ME.
This actually had nothing to do with me forgetting to feed my fish, he was just being mean.
I escaped from his neglectful care and made it to the ocean, where I feel as though I’m finally safe from his clutches.
I however seek revenge.
I noticed that whenever he is greeted, he always says “well howdydoo how do you do?”, so I have been messaging people “gurgle” on Tumblr ever since, waiting for someone to respond in such a manner, and making friends with anyone who responds normally.
When someone responds to me with those faithful words, I’ll know that they are the wizard, and I will expose them online and get my body back.