how do you even pronounce his last name

anonymous asked:

Shout out to the racist customer that decided I wasn't saying my name right and tried to convince me his white ass knew better than my born and bred Mexican parents did. It's not even that hard, it's the stereotypical Mexican name, how the fuck do you turn as wrinkly as you do in the southwest and not know how to pronounce a name?!

I’ve had people mispronounce my (last) name and I will tell them if they refuse to say it correctly I will refuse to answer. I mean it’s a frickin nursery rhyme how hard is it to pronounce.


-Rodney

anonymous asked:

I bet Jack would love it whenever you accidentally picked up his accent and spoke like a scottish yourself. Even something little, like he would ask you something and you'd find yourself saying 'aye' instead of 'yes', and he'd give you this huge, proud smile.

Oh my god I always pronounce his last name in a Scottish accent!
You’d just pick up the little things he says and start doing it at first to take the micky out of him responding with aye instead of yes and always talking about how you want an irn bru when he asks what you want to drink which makes him fake laugh, but one day you wouldn’t even realise you’re doing it on the phone with your mother. “Darlin’, you’re starting to sound like me” he joked but you’re confused. “You just told your mum you dinnae ken instead of you don’t know.”

“Oh my god Jack. I’m turning into you!” You looked horrified as a joke but he grabbed you round the waist and whispered in your ear
“You should be so lucky”

exoticfroot  asked:

YOUR UST LINK IN YOUR MASTERLIST ISNT WORKING thought you'd want to know and do you have any fics where Draco or Harry is in denial about being attractived to the other preferably a hog warts fic :)

MY UST LINK IS WORKING NOW THANKS!! And I can help you with this one, too!! Fics below. Enjoy them and please leave kudos and especially comments for these amazing authors!

Drarry Recs: Denying Attraction (Hogwarts Era)

Azoth by zeitgeistic - NC-17, 89k - Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

The Beast and the Aloof Prat (Who’s Scared) by lumosed_quill - NC-17, 2k - What happens in the lake…well, it probably won’t stay there.

Disintegrate by RurouniHime - NC-17, 3k - Draco has it all figured out: what he wants, what he needs. But some things are meant to be overturned..

Duel and Duality by barefacedbandit/cryptonym - NC-17, 1.5k - Apparently Potter and Malfoy don’t know the difference between fighting and f***ing.

I Am Your Shadow by eidheann - NC-17, 3k - Love (n) An intense feeling of deep affection. Yield (v) To give up or surrender (oneself).

Kiss the Joy (Until the Sun Rise) by icmezzo NC-17, 38k -The Room of Requirement was severely damaged in the war, but not so much that it could not provide for one lost student and another young hero—especially when they needed each other most of all.

The Lesbian Muffin Debacle by abusing_sarcasm - R, 7k - Pansy and Ginny have a muffin-induced potions accident and Draco and Harry are stuck watching their love life from the sidelines - quite literally. Fortunately, they’re able to give each other a hand.

Mate by LadyVader - NC-17, 15k - Draco’s a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P

Riddikulus by maybegasoline - NC-17, 6.5k - Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes’ newest invention comes to Hogwarts, and fucks things up in the eighth year common room. “'A Bludg-gart?’ Harry asks in disbelief. ‘That’s, like, the worst name ever. How do you even pronounce it?’”

Skulking by teshara - R, 8k - When Harry follows Draco out of the castle, the last thing he expects is to become caught up in a bonding ceremony. When they realize they’re going to have to learn how to live together neither of them is happy, but sometimes things have funny ways of working themselves out.

The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood - NC-17, 28k - An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally.

Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson - NC-17, 16.5k - Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again.

Twice as Much as an Earthquake by firethesound - NC-17, 18.5k - Accidental bonding. Breaking and entering. Conspiring, however unwillingly, in the strange one-man war Malfoy’s waging against detention. This isn’t the normal school year Harry anticipated having, but at least it’s not boring.

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Ariadna: “H-Hello…. I.. I Ariadna.”

Sebastian: “Hey! I’m Sebastian, Ariadna’s caretaker and friend! Please be nice to her.”

Ariadna and Sebastian are my Pilot OCs! Ariadna is a Spanish girl who gets beat up a lot by the boys at her school. She’s very shy and sometimes gets nervous when around people (especially boys around her age) she doesn’t know. She is very kind and loves tending to her garden with her mother, Maria Flores. Her father, Feliciano Flores, works at a factory that builds robots that are like nurses. Each day he’d spend a few extra hours at work working on Sebastian to help protect and take care of Ariadna while she was at school.

Now Sebastian may look like a very friendly robot, but he is very strong and can get easily angry, causing him to switch on “protect mode”. Protect Mode is when his sole purpose is to protect Ariadna from any harm what-so-ever. (Meaning he might accidentally hurt her friends or family if they even touch or go near her.) Anyway, Sebastian is like a best friend or brother to Ariadna. He cheers her up whenever something bad happens and always creates flower crowns to make her happy since she is his “flower.”

Ariadna is pronounced “ar-ree-ad-nah”

Her name means “utterly pure” and her last name actually means “flower.” So if you take out her middle name her full name would mean utterly pure flower.
(Tried out your style when drawing these two! I didn’t do it justice but I like how it turned out ^-^ I hope you like it too rebornica!)