how do you badass

i commissioned this piece from the kind and talented @mesknoxx as a companion to chapter four of my fluffy season three fix it fic – we don’t talk very much (we just fake being nice) – in which clarke and lexa attend an azgeda coronation ball. this is the artist’s rendering of the dresses they wore.

an awesome thing people keep forgetting

JEREMY IS FUCKING CANONLY JEWISH GIVE ME THE JEWREMY CONTENT YOU COWARDS

  • JEREMY INVITES MICHAEL TO PASSOVER SEDERS AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE NOW THAT HIS DAD IS LIKE, BEING A DAD AGAIN, HE’S STARTED DOING HOLIDAYS AGAIN
  • IT’S A FUCKING MESS BUT THEY HAVE FUN
  • JEREMY, BEING THE ONLY CHILD, HAS TO RECITE THE FOUR QUESTIONS
  • HE TRIES TO RECITE THEM IN HEBREW AND IT’S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BECAUSE HE ALMOST CHOKES ON HIS OWN SPIT TRYING TO DO THE “CH” SOUNDS 
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • M I C H A E L   B U Y S   J E R E M Y  A   S T A R   O F   D A V I D   N E C K L A C E 
  • JEREMY WEARS IT EVERY DAY
  • JEREMY TEACHES THE SQUIP SQUAD HOW TO MAKE LATKES
  • RICH, AGAIN, ALMOST BURNS DOWN THE HOUSE
  • HE IS NEVER ALLOWED NEAR A STOVE AGAIN
  • “wait, jeremy, you’re telling me i get to crush a glass at our wedding!? do you realize how BADASS that sounds?” “MICHAEL PLEASE- wait, wedding?????
Masterlist!

These are my imagines from my old blog. If anything goes wrong, all imagines are under the “harrylillies” tag. x


Harry & Y/N fight at Anne’s house.

Y/N feels uncomfortable when listening to Carolina & Harry has a few people over after an eventful concert.

Y/N, Harry & three little muskateers.

Harry has the hots for Y/N…who is Fionn’s girlfriend.

Y/N’s Family Definition.

Late Late Styles Inspiration.

Side Effects May Include…

Y/N is Lux’s ballet teacher, Harry is in love.

Y/N visits Harry on the Dunkirk set.

Y/N is a fan and so is destiny.

Harry is interested, Y/N isn’t.

Y/N’s celebrity crush is on TV, Harry is not so happy.

Sprouts are not why Y/N has morning sickness.

Y/N is a nurse and Harry likes to hear all about it.

Y/N is an insecure artist and Harry likes meaningful tattoos.

Y/N had a miscarriage before but she’s ready again.

Y/N is older than Harry but Harry doesn’t care.

Y/N is a police deputy and gets hurt.

Y/N and Harry adopt a child after unsuccessful attempts.

Y/N is hard to get, Harry is determined.

Y/N and Harry’s families are together on a vacation, Harry and Y/N are not so sneaky.

Y/N is graduating medical school and nobody can make it to graduation.

Harry spoiling Y/N.

Mad Harry giving Y/N the silent treatment.

Ticketing cashier Y/N & Harry’s new friend group gone wrong.

Not labeled relationship, dates, kisses and Camille Rowe.

Dunkirk’s loudest cheerleader.

Y/N forgets Harry’s birthday.

Ring Fingers Tattooes.

No Strings Attatched.

Stuck in an elevator a panic attack happens and Harry shares a joke.

Y/N’s “I wish we had never met”.

A kissing scene between co-stars, Harry and Y/N, is what it takes.

Youtubers, Harry and Y/N, announcement’s vlog.

Shy Y/N is intoxicated and it amuses Harry. (+Wild Thoughts cover mention).

Road Trip love realization.

Y/N wants Harry to take a picture with a puppy as they stroll.

Alex one shot.

Harry’s and Y/N’s toddler runs on stage. 

Drabble/Prompt list!

86. “Am I scaring you?”

1. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.” & 15. “Well you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.” & 14. “Take. It. Off.”

148. “Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

51. “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”

67. “You’re strong baby, you have to be.” & 70. “I can’t stand seeing you like this.”

76. “Put your penis away.”

79. “My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?” & 83. “You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”

142. “Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”

41. “You’re going out dressed like that?”

56. “I’m late.”

99. “You got a cute butt.”

71. “You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”

43. “Frost the damn cupcakes.”

26: “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka”, 35: “Take your medicine.”, 43: “I feel like I can’t breathe.”, 44: “You need to see a doctor.”, 69: “We need to talk.” & 85: “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” & 13. “I lost our baby.”

64. “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”

29. “How is my wife more badass than me?” & 37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

60. “Are you going to talk to me?”

67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

94. “I had a bad dream again.” & 57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

132. “We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”

53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

30. “Be you. No one else can.”

28. “You’re still mad?”

61. “They didn’t just find out. They already knew!” 

48. “We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”

38. “You leave whenever you feel like it.” & 40. “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”

87. “Stay awake.” 

40. “The kids, they ambushed me.” 

49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

128. “Don’t touch me. We’re fighting” 

Harry Song Prompt List!

13. “I see you gave him my old t-shirt.”

5. “How could you ever turn her down?”

12. “I’m selfish, I know.”

3. “She’s an angel.” & 5. “How could you ever turn her down?”

1. “Give me some morphine.” & 15. “Tell me that you’re sorry, too.”

Song Inspiration!

Sorry by Halsey

Ease by Troye Sivan

13 Beaches by Lana Del Rey

Series!

Distant (pt. II) (pt. III) - The one where Harry cheats on Y/N.

Steady Heart (pt. II) (pt. III) (pt. IV) - The one where Harry needs to increase his media exposure with a steady heart.

S U I T S : - The one where most of Harry’s iconic suits remind him of memories of Y/N.

  1.  {PINK} 
  2. {YELLOW}
  3. {RED}

Just A Warning (pt. II) - The one where Harry and Y/N are childhood bffs and she warns him about the gold diggers of girlfriends he has.

Gotta Get Better (pt. II) (pt. III)  - The one where Harry and Y/N are singers, break up and write songs about each other. 

Social Media Prompts!

Harry announcing his missus’ first pregnancy (Instagram).

Instagram PDA. (Instagram)

The missus surprises Harry and he tweets about it. (Twitter) 

Harry captioning the missus’ picture with his lyrics. (Instagram)

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every time lexa says clarke’s name: 26/?

Can we talk about Shalluratt (is that the ship name??) because its so great and I love it??? Just imagine it

-Matt LOVES to brag about Allura and Shiro. They’re both so beautiful and badass, how do you not expect him to? They, in turn, brag about their super smart super amazing boyfriend.

-Shiro getting embarrassed by the Allura/Matt tag team. They made a pact to make him blush at least once a day. So far, they’ve succeeded. Shiro is dying.

-I don’t know if Allura/Matt would be romantically involved with each other or not but I can totally see hugs, cuddles and cheek/forehead kisses begin shared, platonically or not

-They all match with each other, its so cute.

-Cuddles, so much cuddles

-Matt is an attention seeking kitty, he’ll lay across Allura or Shiro’s lap whenever he’s in need of love. Allura finds it adorable. Shiro rolls his eyes but gives Matt what he wants.

-Shiro: The stars are beautiful.
Matt: Yeah.
Shiro: You know what else is beautiful?
Shiro&Matt: Allura.
Allura: *blushing furiously* Guys, ohmygosh.

-For Valentine’s Day, Allura bakes sweets with the help of Hunk, Shiro writes super sappy poems and Matt goes over the top by ordering a truckload of rose petals and dumping them on their lawn. It tools months to get rid of all of them. Matt still thinks it was worth it.

-All three are super horrible with sleep schedule so they stay up watching sappy love movies or conspiracy documentaries.

-Matt getting picked up by Shiro and/or Allura and him blushing everytime.

-Matt trying to pick up Shiro or Allura but falling to the ground because he has twig arms. He gets smooches for effort tho so its all good.

-Matt: *laughs*
Shiro: I get to kiss him first.
Allura: Over my dead body.

-They’re Team Older Siblings

-Matt: So when we get married, which last name are we taking?
Allura: Not mine, it’s too long even for me.
Shiro: If I take your last name, Matt, am I even “Shiro” anymore?
Matt:
Allura:
Shiro:
All three: Holy shit.

Fun fact: One of the pronunciations of the kanji for ‘heaven’ in Japanese is ame:

English: Heaven

Kanji:  天

Hirigana:  てん (ten),  あま (ama),  あめ (ame)

(Although the last two are more archaic.)

Guess which other Japanese word has the romanji ame?

雨.

Rain.

As in, Amegakure, the Village Hidden in the Rain.

As in the village where Pein and Konan reside? You know, the people who called themselves ‘God’ and ‘the Angel of God’?

So ‘God’ and ‘the Angel of God’ live in Ame aka ‘heaven’.

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how do you hate cas??? how do you hate that dweeby ass badass dude????? how do you hate the most fucking metal af angel in the garrison?? the cutest lil puppy faced nugget child???????? the bravest, kindest, celestial wavelength of intent who rebelled against all of heaven and god and the fucking universe, literally, because he wanted to give humanity a chance???? like…… he got sO EXCITED about guinea pigs???? he drives a pimp car??? he’s so full of love and light and goodness and all he wants to do is help people and do good and be better?!?!?1?11/!? hOW D O YO U HA TE HIM??????

EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU WORK TOGETHER.
If you are anything like me, I love it when Team Arrow gets together for a fitness video. For many reasons.
When they work together we get gems like this and we all fan-out into our favorite fan-outing feels. They are awesome, and by association it makes us feel pretty awesome too. Awww, our OTP are swolemates and we couldn’t be happier about it! Eeeeek!!
Then, we get inspired by it. “I want to do that.” “I could totally do that.” “ I need to find myself a partner so I could try that/do that.”
If you have a partner like this already, you know the strength it gives you. First, accountability, because now your not only doing the workout for yourself but you’re also doing it to help support someone else, and we as humans generally like to help others, it makes us feel good! And we are less likely to quit when someone is counting on us to keep going with them.
Second is the pride factor. You will push yourself a bit further because someone is watching and you don’t want to fail the workout in front of them. Excuses get thrown out because you don’t want to be a whiner. See, everything ends up more positive and encouraging which is extremely powerful in getting things done.
Third is the competitiveness. No one wants to be the weak one, so you at least match each other, and sometimes try to out do each other. And that does amazing things for both of you. You realize just what you are capable of.
My favorite thing about Stemily workouts is how much they compliment each other. Building each other up just makes you want to do more of it. It makes it more fun when you have someone telling you how much of a badass you are when you do it.
So, find yourself a partner. A friend, a significant other, heck I run with my mother-in-law and it’s great! Get to it! You got this!

Originally posted by felicitysmoakq

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every time lexa says clarke’s name: 23/?

How old was Cassian when he reprogrammed K2?

Ok so I was looking through Wookieepedia to get a proper reference on each of Rogue One’s crew’s ages and from what I gathered the humans are:

Cassian - 26
Jyn - 21
Bodhi - 25
Chirrut - 52
Baze - 53

Ok, yeah, that’s kind of tragic.

Then I checked K-2SO’s age and…

 K2 - 12

He’s a very tall sassy twelve year old, that’s kinda cute…Until I remembered Cassian was confirmed to have been the one to reprogram K2.
And then that posed a question:

“How old was Cassian when he reprogrammed K2?”

Potentially, if he met the droid in the same year he was fabricated, he was possibly 14.
Which poses yet another question:

“How the fuck does a 14 year old win against a towering murder droid? Do we even want to know?”

How fucking badass do you have to be to reach Cassian Andor levels?

life would be so much more interesting if we could grow the collective balls to switch the hufflepuff and slytherin aesthetic stereotypes

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every time lexa says clarke’s name: 17/? 

OTP Prompts #11

Theme: Miscellaneous


1.

A: “Wait! What if we get caught?”

B: “Even better.”


2.

A: “You’re going to get us killed.”

B: “Aw, c’mon. This isn’t anywhere even near dangerous.”

A: “I’m sorry–wandering into an abandoned radioactive containment facility isn’t dangerous to you?” 


3.

A: “I think it makes more sense this way.”

B: “No–no. See here? The arrow’s supposed to be pointing up.”

A: “I told you we shouldn’t have bought furniture from Ikea. Didn’t I tell you this is what would happen?”

B: “It’s just a table! How was I supposed to know it’d be so fucking complicated?”


4.

A: “I’m sorry I’m so complicated.”

B: “Honey, I wouldn’t have you any other way.”


5.

A: “Holy shit, is this really what life is normally like for you?”

B: “Yep. And this isn’t even the worst of it.”

A: “How the hell do you guys do this?”

B: “Lots of alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.”


6.

A: “Medicine is weird.”

B: “What?”

A: “Medicine. Like … all it is are chemicals packed together to affect our systems.”

B: “. . . Are you high?”

A: “. . . Maybe.”


7.

A: “I hate this, it hurts.”

B: “I know, I know. It’ll be over before you know it. Just hold still.”

A: “Oh, right. Because I can totally move with this gigantic hole in my side.”

B: “Someone’s being testy today.”

A: “I was just stabbed, you asshat! You’d be testy too!”

8.

A: “Weed makes everything better.”

B: “You know it can’t solve all  your problems, right?”

A: “Well, it doesn’t hurt to try.”


9.

A: “You’re a serious badass sometimes, you know that?”

B: “Why thank you, I’ve been practicing.”

A: “How do you practice being a badass?”

B: “Old school action movies.”


10.

A: “You know, for someone with such incredible powers, you sure are afraid of a lot.”

B: “I didn’t have these powers all my life, you know. I was human once. And that’s what being human does to you–it makes you afraid.”

A: “Do you wish you could take it back?”

B: “Sometimes. But I’m different now–I don’t know.”