how do u even tag these

Was tagged by @joon420 to do a top 10 bias list, thank u boo 💝💝

1. Suho (exo)
2. Yeri (red velvet)
3. Taeyeon (snsd)
4. Park bom (2ne1)
5. Amber (f(x))
6. Ren (nu'est)
7. Key (shinee)
8.Himchan (b.a.p)
9. Hyuna (4minute)
10. Matthew (k.a.r.d)

Not even gonna mention kris y'all know how I feel abt that man. All ex exo member are my biases but yea,,, #kimjunmyeonprotectionsquad

It’s hard to pick ppl in some groups tho like,, I love all of them so much ????

I’m tagging @honeyixings @kai-aaah @crownkingzyx @sassybookshelf @swaggyt-enthusiast @y'all I don’t have time to tag more I gotta catch my buss

quickest weightloss masterpost

TRIGGER WARNING:
I dont recommend it to anyone, its dangerous and u will do it on ur own risk

DONT TAG THIS POST WITH ED TAGS, I DONT WANT MY BLOG TO DESAPPEAR


I asked my angels about  their  quickest weight loss and how it have been done, so here’s the answers:

1.  Quickest weight loss for me happened when I started my day with 2 cups of water before anythin else. And then a cup before each meal and whenever the desire pops up. Even now that I’m eating crappy, my weight is stayin constant because the water helps you metabolize quicker.


2. 44lbs in a month and a week. 200-300 cals a day max with about 10fast days mixed in. 5-15miles cycled a day + other workouts(t25 and some ones on here). I also took some stimulants: caffeine pills, adderall, and ephedrine(in ma huang tea form).


3. 30lbs in 1 ½ months by working out, fasting two days a week, eating 500kcl at max and ONLY eating breakfast so I have at least 20h between my meals.


4. 5 lbs in less than two days, just by fasting.  

 Update on my 72 hour fast: I have lost 8 lbs already and still have a few hours to go + my fast stops at 11 pm, so I’m ‘fasting’ another 7 hours or more because I don’t know yet if I’m gonna eat in the morning


5. 6 pounds in a week, done by eating 500 cal a day and exercising for an hour and a half a day


6.  The time I lost the most weight the quickest was when I was on holiday. I hated American food because it was all so greasy so I only ate grapes and fruits. My family didn’t realise because we were busy all the time and I ended up not really realising myself.


7.  I lost 9 lbs in a week once. Actually that was just last month. But basically I did the ABC diet (not the first two days) and my weight just dropped and dropped and dropped


8.  Monday to today (sunday). I went from 161 to that (151) . I had about only 200 or less calories daily and yesterday I fasted for 24 hours


9.  40 lbs down in 6 weeks. 500 cal > 1200 cal a day with intermediate fasting (6-20 hours a day depending on the day). The key is to not starve, but restrict and change the amount each day.


I DONT DO CREDITS, IF U WANT TO, MESSAGE ME


feel free to add ur personal weightloss story x

bad times with adhd:

  • cant read
  • can read, but cant comprehend what ur reading
  • boredom more like Time To Suffer
  • rsd
  • u wanna watch a video thats any amount of time??? thats too long, even if the video is like 10 seconds
  • becoming too aware of how things feel or how u do certain things or just regular bodily functions like breathing or blinking
  • staying up until 4 AM or later for no reason aside from adhd said so
  • that sinking feeling when u realized uve spaced out for most of a conversation and u feel too bad abt doing it to ask the person to repeat what they said 
  • overstimulation
  • meltdowns
  • when u have the motivation to get shit done, but executive dysfunction is like “lmfao nope”
  • trying to get certain stuff done and ur managing ok, but u still get distracted on occasion and u scold urself every time u do but u cant stop urself from doing it
  • the antsy anxiousness that comes with being confined to doing smth for too long
  • “i hope i remember this” u didnt remember it
  • outbursts which cause u to snap at ppl and then u feel bad but u couldnt help it
  • no volume control so ur constantly told to stop yelling but u cant make ur voice quieter 
  • *someone explains instructions and its a rather simple thing* “ok got it” u dont got it
  • getting irrationally irritated over the smallest shit but u cant help it everything is just So Frustrating 
  • “u know what i think im having a good day” and then mood swing that makes u either Super Sad or Super Mad for no reason
  • having what ur gonna say right in ur head but somehow u still space out in the middle of talking and forget what u wanted to say
  • forgetting why u were upset but still feeling upset
  • the sinking feeling of remembering why u were upset and now ur even more upset
  • when rsd is being extremely irrational and u know its bullshit but u dont have the energy to fight it so u just sit there in sadness
  • when rsd makes u self conscious abt stimming in public
  • having absolutely no time perception at all. what even is time ive never heard of that in my life
  • needing to get smth done and u manage to focus, but ur focusing on the wrong thing
  • overanalyzing past stuff thats happened and realizing other shit u couldve said that wouldve helped the situation and damn why didnt u think of that when u were in the situation
  • this is long i should stop now

i was supposed to just draw taeyong but my hand slipped so here’s hyung line

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You know these classic (yet terribly annoying) porn bots that either follow you or randomly like your posts? Well one day, 11 grandma porn blogs liked my same post.

grandma porn blogs.

I didn’t even know that existed.x’DDD

did you guys got something like this once? I mean beside the classic porn blogs, did you got very random/weird blogs that liked your posts or followed you? I’m curious….x’D


bonus (The following contain a pic that I found in one of these blogs. no worry though it is not porn. There was just a nipple but I censored it. It is also in small and the bonus is obviously not only about this pic. The bonus is totally sfw. I just warn you so you won’t be surprised xD) :

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“I love the Bureau. I love the Director. She’s given me an—an enormous opportunity here, she gave me a—she gave me a home!”

Like, ya’ll can’t tell me there was never a time where the Director just sat with Angus and just let him gush about his Caleb Cleveland novels while intently listening to him and maybe even reading a few of them herself in her spare time just to have a conversation with the really good boy that just needs a good friend!! You cannot tell me otherwise!!!

Also thank you to @theenglishmanwithallthebananas for finding that quote!! :0 Ur awesome~

new troll blog!!

sup i’m wynn and i’m throwing myself headfirst into the fantroll community™ for the first time in like four years (plus in a shocking twist of events it was @brinytrolls who pulled me in, not the other way around so shout out to that nerd >:3c )

anyway, if you could like/reblog this post it’d be a big help since i’m looking for other fantrolls to follow and all that jazz !! thank you !!

Special Instructions (3/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M
Word Count: ~3800 (why do they keep getting longer?)
Chapters: One Two

hope u like crazy hot mess emma 😝 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍕 😵

remember a few months ago when i asked everyone to tell me stories of stupid/funny shit y’all did when drunk? thanks for the inspiration ;))

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones @like-waves-on-the-beach 

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Special instructions: pls send cute delivry guy, i missss himm   

One of the benefits of having a job with odd hours was that Emma could get completely trashed on a Tuesday evening and not give a single fuck as to how it would affect her the next morning. She’d started her own private party several hours earlier when all of her friends had turned her down for one reason or another. (Because they had jobs, mostly. Fucking party pooping productive members of society.)

She was giggling so hard she snorted when she clicked ‘order’ on the website, so beyond caring about anything that she felt no shyness or shame whatsoever.

Drunk did not even begin to cover it. Drunk was several homemade cocktails earlier. She was mixing a bunch of things she really shouldn’t be mixing. She couldn’t remember everything she ingested, but she did recall the two straight shots of tequila that she started off with (and what a way to start), as well as the few gulps of red wine that she took straight from the bottle because she was a respectable, refined adult. She vaguely recalled an almost-daiquiri of questionable flavor, as well as one particularly horrible concoction of Red Bull, triple sec, vodka, gin, and Gatorade because apparently she was trying to liquefy her internal organs.

(It didn’t help that she’d pulled out the entire contents of her alcohol cabinet and placed everything on her kitchen counter, giving her a wide selection of self-destructive options.)

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💖💗💓💘hi hello it’s me the annoying always yelling one that always whines n feels unloved sigh💖💓💓

Was tagged by the lovely @lovhobe (got confused by your url a lil)💗🤧💓 (ily) to do this self love & positivity tag 

I have been feeling myself a lot lately n my confidence is back n stronger then ever lol so I want to share that with all of you beautiful people and want you to feel happy with yourselves too 💗💗💗 

[rules: you must post two selfies (yolo I did 3) & write ten things you have learnt/are learning to love about yourself; then, tag your mutuals/blogs you like!]

1. I love my cheekbones

2. I love my ears

3. I love my eyes 

4. I love my laugh

5. I love my nose

6. I love my bodyyyyy *mino playing in the bg lol*
 cringe
7. I love my positivity 

8. I love my devotion

9. I love my compassion 

10. I love my humour

Tagging all these beautiful ppl @goddessofbaekhyun @hoejisoo (I’m ready fucking slay this) @warmjins @bbhsthighs @pastelsmooch @detectivetrabula @satanthor @nicejimin @sweetdemonsoul @dragracemedown @kmlyrics @saulla 

i forgot i was redoing that hideous old musain piece until it cropped up on my dash again yesterday and i went into overdrive and did the lineart 

yo ive… been on the fence about doing this for a long time cause i hate asking for help but here goes:

I have literally two dollars in my bank account and I’ve been out of work since February. I’m significantly disabled (I have ankylosing, bone deformities, pcos, autism, severe anxiety and depression, and psychosis) and shouldn’t really be working anyways. I’m about to lose car insurance because I can’t afford it, I don’t have health insurance and am out of meds, my last couple of bucks is going to gas and my fiancees check is all going to rent, and we still need to find some way to cover other housing related bills. I’m completely broke and out of options. I’m probably gonna end up with a massive fine if I cant get my taxes filed today bc I didn’t know how to do it until now without TurboTax, which also costs money I dont have

if anyone can help my gay trans disabled ass out with even a couple bucks or like literally anything, I would so super appreciate it and love you forever

my PayPal is smolremus@gmail.com

if u want I’m pretty good at writing fanfiction and I’m aces at tarot reading and can totally do that in exchange for a few bucks

please signal boost even if u can’t donate I really need some help

Suggestions for Foreign Language Base Vocabulary

this is all from Polyglot: How I Learn Languages by Kató Lomb. 

Let me include a short list of words you will need if you want to make contact with someone who doesn’t speak your mother tongue:

  • Contact-making words – Hello. Excuse me? Thank you. Please. I’m sorry. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Good-bye.
  • Ready-made formulas –  I’m from the U.S. I don’t speak… Do you speak…? Please say it again. Slower please. Where is…?
  • Pronouns – I. You. Whose? Mine, yours… Who? What? This, that.
  • Adverbs of place, time, etc. – Here. There. Where? To the right. To the left. Straight on. Already. Yet. Still. Now. When? How many? How much? Many, much, few, little, more.
  • Auxiliary words – Have to, must. May. Can. I’d like… Why? Because…
  • Inflected forms of “to be” and “to have” – [Language dependent]
  • Numbers (and dates)*–  From one till ten, till a hundred. Days of the week, names of the months. Today, tomorrow, etc.
  • Important verbs – Leave. Arrive. Come, go. Start, finish. Eat, drink, look for, find, buy, get on, get off, have, know.
  • Nouns – It is a difficult question as their priority depends on the situation. For a tourist: room, bed, bathroom. In a restaurant: soup, bread, meat, water, beer, pasta. If you have some money for shopping, you don’t have to do anything but point. You will be understood.
  • Adjectives in the positive and comparative degree –  Big, small. Cheap, expensive. Hot, cold. Good, bad.

This list, of course, can be extended and reduced at will. You can also play with it by checking how many forms you can instantly express in their foreign equivalents.

Unfortunately, there are a host of expressions that play a greater role in making you fluent than verbs, nouns, adjectives, and all other “responsible” word-classes. I call them filler words because their common property is that they don’t change the essence of a sentence, they only supplement it. Such filler words are quite, obviously, rather, of course, well, in fact, though, mostly, certainly, instead, a lot, still, anyway, etc. It is not easy to memorize them because there are no objective concepts attached to them, yet I recommend learning them with all my heart.

Since we are discussing filler words, let’s not forget filling clauses, either. These are usually sentence-launching expressions, not even bricks of the building of language but in fact ready-made slabs of it. They can be carried to the spot in prefabricated forms and plastered in immediately. Their great advantage is that they provide transitions between banal discourse and important discourse. In addition, they allow time to recall expressions that have sunk deep into your memory and to strike the tuning fork, which I have mentioned several times.


*originally this category was just “Numbers”, the (and dates) is my addition for clarity 

anonymous asked:

Bragging about your "certification" makes it so obvious how pompous you are lol

“you cant crticize su bcoz u couldnt do any better & have no experience in the field!”

“talking about how you actually do have experience in the field is bragging & you’re an asshole!”

hey just wondering but what the heck do you even want from me