how do they even fit

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EXO Reaction to their girl being the living definition of “get a girl who can do both”

XOXO, Admin A~

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Chanyeol:

*Really enjoys those weird dates you two have* “Nothing like having a chicken competition with my girl…”

Kris:

“Get a girl that is innocent and cute they said… get a girl a little bit naughty they said…. they weren’t wrong at all” *This naughty galaxy*

Sehun:

*Boi is always showing his girlfriend off* “Isn’t she… the best girlfriend of the whole world?”

Tao:

*He simply can’t with all the things you do* “This is the first time I see a girl eat this much… how do you even do it and stay fit?”

Kai:

*He’s probably the happiest of them all because his girl can have so much energy and also sleep like a baby… just like he does*

Xiumin:

*This is his face every time he sees you wearing a dress after wearing sport clothes all the time* “Who said my girl didn’t know how to do sexy! You are stunning babe!”

Baekhyun:

“Woah… can your girl do both? No? Well mine can!” *So sassy* 

Luhan:

*Appreciates every second he’s with you* “I’ll never find another girl like you… you are the one”

Chen:

“So.. tell me jagi… can we do… naughty?” *Knows you definitely can*

Kyungsoo:

*Well he’s the graphical description of ‘get a man that can do both’ so… you’ll never be bored*

Lay:

“Am I dreaming? My girly girl is playing video games? She knows more about comics than I do!” *Definitely loves your nerdy side*

Suho:

*You’ll probably be his partner in crime* “Are you ready babe? Let’s show them who are the ones that rule here” *Sassy Suho and Sassy Suho’s girl*

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‘Once you fall asleep, you never know, if you wake up sane or insane’

-Lust

anonymous asked:

I saw your reblog and just now realised that Shiro's wearing Keith's clothes... How do they even fit? What are they made of??

listen up nonny, i thought about this a long time ago and i have two theories

one is the logical one which is that since shiro was keiths mentor/guide/big bro/whatever, when keith was kicked out of the garrison, he took with him shiros clothes. he knew the whole piloting error was a lie so he thought maybe shiro would come back or he just didnt want to let go, or he was going to live in the desert and more clothes was a necessary thing

the other one is that keith always had these clothes with him because he always saw these tv shows where people who live away from society in the wild or the desert get buff. so he had these clothes hoping to one day be fit enough to wear them and look cool.

 but then shiro came back and was like “listen dude im literally only wearing a morphsuit type thing and a crop top, i need other clothes” and so keith reluctantly gave him his super secret buff clothes

because where else are they going to get clothes for shiro in the middle of a fucking desert right after they rescue him. the only clothes they could give him had to come from keefs closet

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Short Stack (Reader x Jefferson)

Fluff Fluff Fluff Fluffity Fluff Fluff. This story revolves around the height difference between reader x Jefferson. I can relate to this, being smoll and all. (Please see recent video post for reference) Today is my first day on vacation by the way, I’m at LBI! And I’d like to take a second to thank you all for your incredibly sweet responses to my recent pictures of myself. I know I say this a lot, and it may sound fake, but I really do love each and everyone of you. Enjoy!

You reached for the bowls on the top shelf of the cabinet. Why did Thomas have to stack them up so high? You huffed as you shifted your weight to the balls of feet, standing on your tippy toes and stretching your arms out, desperately clawing at the wooden shelf in the cabinet. There was no use. You were still several inches below what you wanted. You huffed and turned to the kitchen table to grab a chair to aid you.

“Looking for something?” you heard a familiar voice ask.

“I’ve already found it, I just can’t reach it, Thomas.” you said, the frustration obvious in you voice.

He chuckled as you drug the chair over to the cabinet, and prepared to boost yourself onto it.

“You know, you can always ask me for help.” he declared, sauntering over to you.

“No, Thomas. I’m a full grown woman. I can reach a bowl by myself.” you said, boosting yourself onto the chair.

“I’m not sure I’d call you full grown…” he joked, mocking your size. 

“It’s not my fault I’m a few inches shorter than most people, okay?” you declared as you reached out for the bowl. Unfortunately, your arms were too short. Even with the height boost, you still couldn’t reach it.

“A few inches shorter?” he began, grinning. “(Y/N), you’re a pipsqueak.”

“Shut up!” you retorted, thinking of no better come-back. Thomas was right. You were a shorty. Not that you were ever going to admit it, though. 

“Come on, let me grab it for you.” he said as he watched you pathetically refused to deny that you would ever be able to reach the bowl.

You shook your head.

“Let me at least boost you up.” he suggested.

Defeated, you sighed and slowly rolled your eyes to meet his.

“Fine.”

He chuckled as he bent down, and wrapped his arms around your thighs. He gently lifted you up, setting your butt onto his shoulder. He then stood up, raising you. You finally clasped your hand around the bowl.

“I’m tall now!” you cheered, bowl in one hand and throwing the other one up in the air in celebration. 

Thomas laughed beneath you.

“Don’t get used to it,” he joked, slowly bringing you down and setting you on the ground.

You looked up at him. You only came up to his chest, which wasn’t the worst thing in the world. You buried your chin into the middle of it, taking full advantage of the height difference.

“Thank you,” you smiled sweetly, burying your face into him.

“Anything for you,” he replied, swooping down to press his lips onto the top of your head.

You both stood there for some time, he kept gently kissing your scalp.

You stood there for some time, and began to reflect on what others had said about your relationship. Thomas was a very important political figure, and his enemies always tried to tear him down. Unfortunately, they knew the large sweet spot he had for you, and attacked it constantly, often dragging you down with them.

It seemed like nothing was positive.

“Look at Thomas, there he goes with that child again.”

“Thomas, naughty boy, there isn’t a chance she’s anywhere near his age.”

“Lock him up!”

“Thomas, how do you even fit yourself in that, lad?”

You sighed and pressed your head further into his chest. 

“You don’t mind, do you?” you suddenly asked.

“About what?”

“This.” you replied, miming the size difference by placing your hand flat on the top of your head, and rising it to his.

“No. Why would I?”

You sighed. 

“We just…. look a bit peculiar to other people. That’s all.”

He was silent. 

“(Y/N), I’d love you if you were taller. I’d love you if you were shorter. I love you the height you are now. Your size isn’t going to define my feelings for you.”

“Yeah, but…” you started “What people say, it doesn’t bother you?”

“Does it bother you?” he shot back.

You were silent for a bit, wondering what to say.

“I mean, the difference doesn’t bother me…. but I feel like no one takes you seriously when I’m around you…”

He stepped back from you, looking down at your somewhat crestfallen face.

“So you care more about what other people think than what you personally feel?” he asked, making you sound somewhat ridiculous. He was good at doing that.

“No..no. I’m just….” you trailed off, afraid to finish the sentence.

“Go on.”

“I’m afraid you’ll start listening to them.” you admitted.

He stared down at you blankly. Slightly embarrassed, you let your focus fall off of Thomas’s face and onto the ground. You didn’t want him to be mad.

Then, he suddenly dipped down, hooked his arms around your thighs, lifted you up and placed you on the counter. Both his arms came down on each side of you, boxing you in. 

“To hell with ‘em.” he said, before pressing a kiss to your lips.

“(Y/N)…” he breathed as he parted, “I take their words and brush them straight off my shoulders. I look at you and I see the most beautiful, talented, intelligent woman I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon. None of the assholes trying to tear down my ego by using you as a weapon could ever make me feel any different. I’m so blessed to be your husband; you’re my whole world. Don’t ever worry about losing me.” he said as he stared longingly into your eyes.

This time it was you who initiated the kiss. Soft and sweet, your lips moved and you felt his fingers interlace with yours. It was incredible. Your husband always had a way of making you feel so attached, wanted, and secure.

“I love you,” you said as you parted.

“I know,” he said as his lips planted a small kiss to your forehead. 

He began to raise his head up as he smacked the top of it into the above cabinet.

“GAH.” he exclaimed, rubbing the back of his head to try and mend the pain.

“I really need to stop doing that.” he said as he brushed himself off and stood up, like a cat that had just walked into a sliding glass door and tried to play it off.

You giggled.

“Well maybe if you weren’t so damn tall-” you started with a smile.

“Don’t you dare start.”

anonymous asked:

"How do you even?" Sklance?

Shklance and fluff coming up, my dear anon! :D 👌
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“Um, guys? A little help? Keith for fucks sake stop laughing and get me down!!!
Shiro pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, a subtle thump informing him that Keith had fallen over in his fit of hysterics. “How do you even-? How did you even get up there?” He called up to his currently tangled boyfriend, who’s curiosity had gotten the better of him and was now dangling from an alien tree, silvery purple vines twisted all over his armor and acting like rope, suspending him above the ground almost 20 feet above their heads.
I don’t know!!! I was just walking and checking the perimeter for sniper spots and then there was this loud crunch and suddenly this happens!” Lance wailed, swaying back and forth in the net-like vines. Keith had recovered enough to examine the area Lance had walked into, bursting into laughter again as he saw the cause of all this.
It was a hunting snare. Lance had walked into a fucking hunting snare. Meant for the planet’s alien rabbit-deer hybrids. Shiro sighed and cut the rope holding his Blue boyfriend up, casually reaching out and catching the lanky teen when he fell screaming from the treetops.
“You’ve got to pay more attention on patrols, Lance.” Shiro reprimanded firmly, setting Lance down. Lance merely grinned and batted his eyelashes at the taller male. “Yes, but it’s always more fun playing damsel in distress if I have you to rescue me~” He purred, before marching over to where Keith was trying to breathe through his giggles.
Shiro flinched when Keith yelped in pain at the kick Lance delivered to his shoulder. “You! You were no help at all! No cuddles or kisses for you for a week!” Lance hissed, Keith whining in the back of his throat at the punishment. “But Lance-!”
Shiro rolled his eyes in fond exasperation as bickering over cuddles, kisses, punishments and laughing at the misfortune of others ensued between his two boyfriends. He sighed and decided to go back to the Castle, hoping this stupid diplomatic trip ended soon.
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Curiosity netted the cat ya know :3€

someone come talk to me about an andreil prison au! i don’t have many ideas outside of andreil’s dynamic…

  • the foxes are in prison for various reasons (some may even have been framed? who knows? ya need some evidence)
  • some ravens are also in prison, but some are the guards too, which make for some pretty bad situations for our problematic faves
  • neil is newly imprisoned and thanks to his father, he probably has a lot of enemies.
    • plus, with that pretty face of his, he’s getting all sorts of threats and comments

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me, waking with a start at 4 am: in maureen’s vision she saw seven birds but who are the seven? she mentioned twins but we don’t know any twins….is there a secret twin yet to be revealed or is it more metaphorical? how do the three main characters fit into the equation? are they even amongst the seven? one would assume that magnus is “the protector” but where does that leave merle and taako? the lover? the peacemaker? neither particularly fit them…and who are the others??? is it merely coincidental that there were seven birds and are seven relics? if magnus is the red robe who was the female red robe who was the original umbrastaff owner? is she lup? maybe the red robe is actually magnus’ long lost twin…why do all three of them have a significant amount of their memory missing? who gave them those badges at candlenights…WHY DID MERLE SEE A STAR GO OUT

y’know what? I literally shed a tear just bcuz of this gif…..

I have so many thoughts about it…

like do you see how they perfectly fit to each other? physically even. isn’t it amazing? (I’m a lil short person so I can measure whether it’s comfortable to hug a person who’s taller than you and I can assure you that Namjoon has a prefect height for Jin. Jin can just put his chin on Namjoon’s shoulder and be comfortable with it, his neck won’t hurt (cuz would Namjoon be taller it would hurt af, I swear. At the same time Namjoon’s chin is soo suitable for Jin’s shoulder)

and then I realized how far they went, how now they are more opened to each other. Do you remember 2013? Their first hug? How Jin was all shy and stuff 

he still is shy to hug Namjoon and I find it really adorable and cute. 

Which means that Namjoon was probably the first one to open

Do you see it? Cuz I see it.

And coming back to this. Namjoon was the first one who pushed Jin closer to himself (I really love this pat on the back, like imagine the strength of Namjoon’s hand :o ) And he holds him really really close that I can’t but shed a tear…

Yes, I love them so much, so what? 

The myth that black men love fat women needs to get in a volcano


Is it easy
Being black and fat?
Do you enjoy random men telling you
“I’d hit that!”
Are you attracted to those who insult you on the street?
Or at family gatherings
When relatives you meet
Tell you nobody wants you when you’re fat.
But oh, black guys are supposed to love that!

Is it easy when you’re not thin
And black, like how do you even fit in?
Folks look away when I catch their eye
And don’t get me started when they find out
I’m bi.
I’m not butch, and I hate the styles of the 1950’s
So I have to learn to dress a little differently.
But it’s not easy, not easy at all.
You should hear the names I get called!
I’m not hourglass shaped or light-skinned at that.
My belly has rolls and I am fat!

So no, your racist ideas don’t help me one bit.
When you think I have it easier, you perpetuate a myth.
Fat liberation is blindingly pale;
Your racial oppression keeps me down on the scale.
The lines on my skin aren’t just stretch marks,
But self inflicted pain I cannot get past.

So sure, say it’s easy being black and fat.
Look the other other way as I deal with this crap.
And if liberation for fat folks
Don’t include queers of colour at the heart of it,
Then well done, sister:
Your movement’s full of shit!

Monsta X | Reaction to playing Cards Against Humanity for the first time *NSFW*

Now if you haven’t played the game (which I highly recommend you do), it’s a card game that let’s you release your sickest sense of humor possible ever. A black card is read by one person and the other people choose a white card(s) from their hand to finish the black card and the person who read the black card chooses the winner of that round and you do that until all the cards are gone or you’re just done playing if you’re like me and have a shit ton of expansions. <— I really hope that all made sense.

Shownu/Hyunwoo:
I’m not entirely sure he would be one to like the game. Not like he’s a prude or anything but I just think when it comes to this game he would start to wonder if some of your card selections were hinting at things and also he would start to wonder where you even found this game.

“I mean, I know you’re not shy about things and get all our dirty jokes….but how did you even find this game?” he questioned only a few hands into the game.

“You have met my friends, right?” you questioned.

“Well…yeah….” he replied.

“That should answer your question.”

Originally posted by shownuoppaa



Wonho/Hoseok:
I think he might find the game amusing, especially if this was a game that didn’t seem like something that you would play. He would love the fact that he was seeing this less serious side of you and at that moment won’t be able to believe that you’re coming up with these card combinations.

“How do you even….” he started before breaking into a fit of laughter, “Where has this Y/N been hiding all this time?!”

“I try not to expose everything about myself as much as a homoerotic volleyball montage does,” you joked, which caused him to laugh even harder.

“Well at least you’ve exposed yourself enough to know that you don’t have tiny nipples,” he said.

“If you two continue this, I will leave,” Changkyun said with wide eyes.

Originally posted by changhyuk



Minhyuk:
I don’t think if you played the game it would last very long. I think he wouldn’t  want to believe that a person with a beautiful heart would be able to put together some of the card combinations that you had and it would probably end in Kihyun removing him from the room as he yelled about how naughty your card combos were.

Originally posted by chiqkihyun



Kihyun:
I think it’s a game that he wouldn’t mind, but it wouldn’t be something that HE would suggest for game night. He wouldn’t really question how you came across the game or why you liked it so much. It was a game and if you got to pull dirty jokes that was fine with him he wasn’t gonna object to it much.

“I was gonna order Chinese for dinner….but we’re getting pizza,” he said, after reading your card combination.

“That seems safer doesn’t it?” you said cackling.

Originally posted by klhyun-moved



Hyungwon:
I think he would rather enjoy the game and you would probably start to wonder why you didn’t ask him to play sooner. Those inside jokes that you two had and the dirty jokes you both would pull every once and a while would come out in full force in this game.

“I….that’s not even something I want to think about,” you said as you read his card selection.

“You would have to think about it if it were a secret, right?” he questioned taking a sip of his drink.

Originally posted by min-shookga-yoongi



Jooheon:
I think like Minhyuk, the game wouldn’t last very long. Even if in everyday life he could pull a dirty joke or two I think that getting hit with so much at once would overload his system.

“I watched that movie with you, Y/N!” he said, just about done with the game.

“So you got it right away,” you said, not having any regrets at all.

“I am never watching any Disney movies with you ever again!” he said, “Especially if they can be used against me!”

Originally posted by jhopejung



I.M./Changkyun:

I don’t think he would mind the game. But I think he would be questioning how he didn’t know you had this many sickmindedness hidden away in there. What did he miss? But as much as he questioned it, he loved it.

“That is so wrong…” he said, staring at your selection for a moment before laughing, “But it’s a perfect combo.”

Originally posted by sonhyunwoomx

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The Dance

Summary: Because of Kevin’s nagging, the reader goes to the Riverdale Semi-Formal with him but the night ends with Jughead.

Length: 2,853


Riverdale High Semi-Formal was written in fancy lettering at the top of the posters mounted on the walls. Every classroom had them posted outside their door, every first locker of every row had them taped, and some students were even handing them out to those passing by. One was shoved into my hands as I made my way to my locker. I glanced at it and crumbled it up before tossing it onto the pile of books and notebooks, chaotically organized at the bottom of my locker. I grabbed my purse and jacket then headed outside for lunch.

At their usual spot, Betty, Kevin, and Archie talked, and I’m sure, filled in the newbie Veronica about goings-on at the school. I walked by and sat down at my favorite tree on the little hill at the side of the school yard. I grabbed the apple out of my bag and started on my lunch as I opened my book and picked up where I left off.

Atonement?” A voice asked. “You’re seriously reading that book again?”

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Awkward Moments

The door suddenly opened with a hiss, causing Beast Boy to jump in shock. In the doorway stood Raven, who was now just staring at Beast Boy. Staring at Beast Boy who was currently wearing her leotard and cloak.

“Uhhhhhhh,” was all Beast Boy could manage out.

“Why are you wearing my clothes?”

The blushing merely intensified.

“How do you even fit in those?”

Beast Boy looked down at the floor in shame.

“Beast Boy?”

“What?”

“Just answer me slowly, why are you wearing my clothes?”

“I wanted to see how they felt?”

“And?”

“I don’t think these were made for dudes, dude.”

“Of course they weren’t. You know I can see your briefs sticking out at the edges?”

“Ahhhh! How do you even keep your underwear from showing?”

“I wear thongs Beast Boy, you’re supposed to wear a thong with a leotard.” She answered him with a roll of her eyes.

“You do?”

“Yes?”

“Hot.” He smirked.

“Flattering, but you still have a lot to answer for.”

Beast Boy whined.

“Oh no, I think you owe me quite a bit for this.”

“Uh oh.”

She leaned in close to his ear, and whispered into his ear, “First, you’re taking me out to dinner. Then, maybe if you manage to woo me, you’ll get to wear my special clothes some more.”

“Special clothes?”

She whispered in his ear.

“Dude!”

“Yes, and if you’re really good, maybe you’ll even see me wear them.”

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