how do smoke

So I decided to gather all the ‘hobby’ dialogue from the Darkest Dungeon files. It seems to be an unused string of camping dialogue, but offers some interesting insight into the characters. I’ve just put them in the order they appear in:

Bounty Hunter

  • “A little time to reflect on my strategies.”
  • “Hold this apple on your head. Now stand still.”
  • “I will practice. Train. A professional adheres to a regimen.”

Crusader

  • “Shhh! I am praying!”
  • “Go away! I am reading my Versebook!”
  • “No, I’ll not play dice with you! I am studying the Verses!”

Grave Robber

  • “You – idle one! Hold my yarn!”
  • “Yes, I carve tiny tombstones. Mementos of my exploits.”
  • “These stab holes will simply not do! Where’s my needle and thread?”

Hellion

  • “Bet none of you can throw a knife as well as I. Eh?”
  • “Wrestle me. I crave an easy victory. (grin)”
  • “I am learning to read. It is a rare skill among my kind.”

Highwayman

  • “… with the night for his throne?” Hmm… tricky.“
  • ”… and he always came home?“ … No, no…”
  • “… like a dog to a bone?” … Still not right!“

Jester

  • "It’s called juggling. You never been to a circus?”
  • “What do I do for fun? You’re joking, right?”
  • “I’m practicing my sneering. Pretty good, huh?”

Leper

  • “Here we sit, the calm in the eye of the storm.”
  • “I must be cautious when stretching my ligaments, lest they tear, of course.”
  • “Pass this pipe around. The smoke dulls the senses.”

Occultist

  • “Why, I am documenting the journey, of course. Care to read?”
  • “Some quiet, please. I am on the verge of breaking the cypher.”
  • “Sigh… it is too dark to study my rituals here.”

Plague Doctor

  • “Some bark of aspen? Or maybe boiled cerato leaf? Hmm…”
  • “Hold that wound still. My sketch is nearly done.”
  • “May I lance that boil? The pus is intriguingly gray!”

Vestal

  • “Busy yourself elsewhere. I am praying for your soul.”
  • “Yes, I shave my legs. What of it?”
  • “Have you thread? I’ve torn a seam in my temple garments.”

Man-At-Arms

  • “Leave me to reflect on the day’s battles.”
  • “How did that one blow slip past my guard..? I must think…”
  • “I learned to carve during the lulls of the Cyprian campaign.”

Arbalest

  • “Put this apple on your head and close your eyes.”
  • “I will stick with you until wanderlust strikes again.”
  • “Dice? What’s the wager?”

Houndmaster

  • “…and that’s when I learned the hound could sing!”
  • “Cooking meat robs it of its nutrifying essence.”
  • “It is certain that anyone in politics has been corrupted in some fashion or another.”

Abomination

  • “I only ever had time for my crucible and scrolls.”
  • “Oh I’ve loved before, but all were forgotten in the laboratory.”
  • “Care to see my drawings for a mechanical hand?”

Musketeer 

  • “My father can reload a musket as quick as a wink!”
  • “When we return, I am certain the club will initiate me”
  • “Whoever smells like that should die of shame and disgrace”
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I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space, known only as Doctor Who. And these are my disposables, Exposition and Comic Relief.

inspired by this + this. | with thanks to @watsonspavlova​.

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And here it is!

My KetchSketch 

(well more than a sketch but ‘Ketch rendered painting’ doesn’t have the same ring to it, y’know?) 

John Constantine just doing his job…

on the series of me drawing all these memes… but honestly this is the most John meme ever surfaced. hands down.

[in case someone didnt know & vid]

Imagine being friends with Deadpool

> He found you in an alley being bullied by some jerks on your way home after school.

  • Years ago you had a very bad kitchen accident that left you with a burn scar on your left forearm, he felt empathy.
  • He scared them off and walked you home, he bought you an ice cream on the way.
  • They never dared to mess with you again.

> He likes to hang around with you, you laugh at all of his jokes.

> Your relationship is entirely platonic, he’s too old for you anyway.

> You swear a lot, so he doesn’t hold back when you’re around.

  • He still finds you adorable tho.

> You’ve never seen him without the mask, but at least he told you his real name. You are ok with that.

> He taught you how to use a gun, but hopes he will be there the day you encounter true danger.

> Whenever it’s not school night, he’ll climb your window and play videogames or watch any Sharknado movie.

  • Ok maybe on school night too, but the guy forgets about it! Please forgive him.

> When you’re really stressed or anxious (about school, family, friends, etc.) he’ll let you shoot him.

  • You weren’t sure at first, but he encouraged you to, according to him apparently it was something really fun because people kept doing it quite often.
  • You laugh your ass off if you shoot one of his extremities and it grossly has to grow back.

> He teaches you how to drink, he knows he can’t stop you so at least he teaches you how to do it responsibly.

  • Smoking and drugs are a no-no.

> He’s openly pansexual so he’s the perfect partner when you fangirl about a celebrity or a fictional character. He’s there even when you need advice about a crush.

  • The two of you fangirl about Spidey, like A LOT.

> When nobody invited you to prom he took you himself and even dragged Spiderman along. It was the best night of your life.

  • The original plan was to stay at your place and order a pizza, but he knew that in reality you were upset about it.
  • You rented the tuxedo and dress on your way there.
  • In a single phone call he convinced Spidey to go.
  • The three of you were the center of attention.
  • Peter had a lot of fun too, he missed his own prom so this was his second chance.

> On your birthday he took you shopping and then to Disneyland (don’t ask where he got the money from, just enjoy it).

> “Call me onii-chan, (f/n)!” “no, Wade! what does that even mean??” “CALL ME ONII-CHAN!!!”.

(DISCLAIMER: We know in light of recent events the Deadpool fandom is grieving but to cheer things up a little we wrote this headcanon list. R.I.P. SJ Harris. ~Mod Pumpkin & Mod Demon)

“Yoongi leans on the wall by the window, head turned to gaze out. His jaw is a sharp line, the tendons in his neck apparent. Strands of messy blond hair fall into his lidded eyes. He brings the cigarette to his lips and inhales. His eyes drift shut, lashes playing across smooth skin, and he exhales. Smoke curls around his lips and dances among flecks of dust in the air, catching the sunlight that bathes him. Shadows move across his face but the light brushes the edges of his body like a halo.

Yoongi is so beautiful it hurts.”

Please read Running in Place by jonghyunslisterine ;v;;

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Post-split Panic! At The Disco + memories

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I guess I kind of realized that my whole life isn’t one giant press junket. I don’t have to be smiling all the time and always have the perfect answer.

“I’m just an Orca on a stroll.’”


GIFT FOR @4jen BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

Also I don’t know if he’s your fav I just scrolled thru your art tag to see what characters I can draw, He seemed to be the only one I would be good at drawing so ye

Sorry XD

Riverdale

How many smoke machines do you think they need to use in order to make Riverdale look like that? Also is it ever not raining/just finished raining? Everything is always wet. 

Why are we not talking about Jugheads homelessness? Where is he? Where is he living? Why is this not a more prominent issue?

Where the AF is JOSIE? Why is Valerie getting an arc with Archie? Is Josie even still on this show? 

What is with the Maple? Maple founded the town, people call slut-shaming “Sticky Maple-ing” someone, families hate each other over the Maple Syrup selling business….like TF? Did a Maple Tree shoot Jason?

Is there anything better than a Jughead/Betty sleuthing Nancy Drew/Hardy Boy-type-dynamic? Because I don’t think there is. 

Still not over the “Serpants” who wear leather jackets and send snakes as death threats being the “big bad gang” of the show if were supposed to be in 2017 and not 1950. 

Bettys mom? Yea, definitely NOT at a spa retreat weekend. Not a chance. 

Why did Veronica actually stay over at the Blossoms house when they are upper level legit terrifyingly cray cray I would have been like BYEEEEE

And we have officially found the audiences voice in Kevin and his reactions to absolutely everything that happens 

Cheryl falling for Veronica? I want to see it. 

Jughead in a suit: Even my Mom was swooning. 

Archie and Veronica, I see you…