So I decided to gather all the ‘hobby’ dialogue from the Darkest Dungeon files. It seems to be an unused string of camping dialogue, but offers some interesting insight into the characters. I’ve just put them in the order they appear in:
“A little time to reflect on my strategies.”
“Hold this apple on your head. Now stand still.”
“I will practice. Train. A professional adheres to a regimen.”
“Shhh! I am praying!”
“Go away! I am reading my Versebook!”
“No, I’ll not play dice with you! I am studying the Verses!”
“You – idle one! Hold my yarn!”
“Yes, I carve tiny tombstones. Mementos of my exploits.”
“These stab holes will simply not do! Where’s my needle and thread?”
“Bet none of you can throw a knife as well as I. Eh?”
“Wrestle me. I crave an easy victory. (grin)”
“I am learning to read. It is a rare skill among my kind.”
“… with the night for his throne?” Hmm… tricky.“
”… and he always came home?“ … No, no…”
“… like a dog to a bone?” … Still not right!“
"It’s called juggling. You never been to a circus?”
“What do I do for fun? You’re joking, right?”
“I’m practicing my sneering. Pretty good, huh?”
“Here we sit, the calm in the eye of the storm.”
“I must be cautious when stretching my ligaments, lest they tear, of course.”
“Pass this pipe around. The smoke dulls the senses.”
“Why, I am documenting the journey, of course. Care to read?”
“Some quiet, please. I am on the verge of breaking the cypher.”
“Sigh… it is too dark to study my rituals here.”
“Some bark of aspen? Or maybe boiled cerato leaf? Hmm…”
“Hold that wound still. My sketch is nearly done.”
“May I lance that boil? The pus is intriguingly gray!”
“Busy yourself elsewhere. I am praying for your soul.”
“Yes, I shave my legs. What of it?”
“Have you thread? I’ve torn a seam in my temple garments.”
“Leave me to reflect on the day’s battles.”
“How did that one blow slip past my guard..? I must think…”
“I learned to carve during the lulls of the Cyprian campaign.”
“Put this apple on your head and close your eyes.”
“I will stick with you until wanderlust strikes again.”
“Dice? What’s the wager?”
“…and that’s when I learned the hound could sing!”
“Cooking meat robs it of its nutrifying essence.”
“It is certain that anyone in politics has been corrupted in some fashion or another.”
“I only ever had time for my crucible and scrolls.”
“Oh I’ve loved before, but all were forgotten in the laboratory.”
“Care to see my drawings for a mechanical hand?”
“My father can reload a musket as quick as a wink!”
“When we return, I am certain the club will initiate me”
“Whoever smells like that should die of shame and disgrace”
“Yoongi leans on the wall by the window, head turned to gaze out. His jaw is a sharp line, the tendons in his neck apparent. Strands of messy blond hair fall into his lidded eyes. He brings the cigarette to his lips and inhales. His eyes drift shut, lashes playing across smooth skin, and he exhales. Smoke curls around his lips and dances among flecks of dust in the air, catching the sunlight that bathes him. Shadows move across his face but the light brushes the edges of his body like a halo.
How many smoke machines do you think they need to use in order to make Riverdale look like that? Also is it ever not raining/just finished raining? Everything is always wet.
Why are we not talking about Jugheads homelessness? Where is he? Where is he living? Why is this not a more prominent issue?
Where the AF is JOSIE? Why is Valerie getting an arc with Archie? Is Josie even still on this show?
What is with the Maple? Maple founded the town, people call slut-shaming “Sticky Maple-ing” someone, families hate each other over the Maple Syrup selling business….like TF? Did a Maple Tree shoot Jason?
Is there anything better than a Jughead/Betty sleuthing Nancy Drew/Hardy Boy-type-dynamic? Because I don’t think there is.
Still not over the “Serpants” who wear leather jackets and send snakes as death threats being the “big bad gang” of the show if were supposed to be in 2017 and not 1950.
Bettys mom? Yea, definitely NOT at a spa retreat weekend. Not a chance.
Why did Veronica actually stay over at the Blossoms house when they are upper level legit terrifyingly cray cray I would have been like BYEEEEE
And we have officially found the audiences voice in Kevin and his reactions to absolutely everything that happens