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just two guys….bonding… i can’t believe this is my first contribution to this amazing show…

Dear people who multi-ship:   That’s it. I’m convinced. You’re all wizards. HOW DO YOU DO IT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS MAGIC. YOU CAN ENJOY THE CONTENT FOR MULTIPLE SHIPS. YOU GET LIKE, TWO TIMES THE CONTENT.  YOU LUCKY DUCKS, THIS ISN’T FAIR.

spooky-prince  asked:

wow! im pagan (not a witch or anything) but i keep a grimoire myself. do you mind sharing a few pages? i understand if it's personal though :>

Ye sure :0
I just woke up tho so give me a bit, and it’s v bright out so I can take some nice pictures.

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read “a good horse has no color” today! its written by an american woman who went on multiple trips to iceland because she loved the ancient sagas so much, and ended up falling in love with the icelandic horses. the story follows her trying out multiple horses and eventually deciding on two to buy and take with her to the us. it was rly entertaining to read because shes not a superb rider so you see the horses talked about through the eyes of an amateur and its a really cool story

also Efri-Rauðalækur is mentioned in the book as well which reminded me of @madrivervalleyicelandics lmao

its a pretty cool book looking at the icelandic horses from the view of the amateur author, the experienced breeders in iceland (including both farmers and top sport horse breeders and riders) as well as the horses mentioned in the old sagas

its not too long either and i read it on my kindle so for any icelandic horse enthusiast id deffo recommend it

im having daichi withdrawal now that daichi rarepair week is over

Stan Marsh: And best of all, I wrote that all the Scientologists should no longer have to pay money to belong. 

Scientology President: What? 

Stan: I realize that to really be a church, we can’t charge people for help.

President: What are you, stupid?! Then how do we make money from those people?! 

Stan: …Well, it’s not about the money. It’s about the message, right?

President: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa! You don’t actually believe this crap, do you?? Dummy! Brainwashed alien souls?? E-meters and thetan levels?? Those people out there buy that crap, and I thought YOU were smart enough to see what was really going on! 

Stan: But you said that there were–

President: What’s better than telling people a stupid story and having them believe you?!  Having them PAY you for it, stupid! 

Stan: But then, why me? Why do you need me to write something so badly?

President: Because if those people all think you’re the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, then they’ll all buy your new writings, and you and I together will make three million dollars! 

Stan: Three million dollars? 

President: That’s how the scam works! But this is a scam on a global scale! Do you fucking get me now?!

-”South Park”

It’s almost past midnight and I’m crying over Dead Inside.
And you know what? Muse is a BEAUTIFUL band. I don’t know much about music, I can read sheet music and tell you what a chord progression is, but I don’t need extensive knowledge to describe to you what Muse is.
They’re unique, experimental, certainly not afraid to take risks in their songs and albums and concepts. Just look at the 2nd Law. How many people do you think told them not to make those songs? And can you imagine a Muse without them?
They’re also classic, driving, and they have such a soul. When you hear songs like Resistance or Uprising or even Guiding Light, you get that swell of epic emotion that I really can’t describe other than a distinct quality of Muse music. You each syllable and each drum beat and each pick of the bass’s strings and every single guitar strum like it was destined to be there.
Muse are not afraid of concepts and stories, either. They take you to places and faraway lands that only their heads could think of, mixed in with haunting tales of government corruption and hopelessness in songs like Hoodoo and desperation like the kind found in Map of the Problematique. Want to ride horses in space? Muse has you covered. Just play the last track of Black Holes and Revelations. Love songs are their specialty as well, and no one can bring tears to your eyes like the sound of Muse in Invincible.
They’ve made albums that will go down in history. They’ve captured the apocalypse and morality and human fear in fourteen flawless tracks, all played live as nothing short of a mind blowing spectacle. Their riffs and their vocals and their bass lines and their drum beats are there in your soul, whether the subject matter be about insanity, love for a captor, the end of the world, or a fear of the unknown in death. And hell do they do it beautifully.
They’re even dark. Hell, are they dark. Lyrics like those found in Screenager and Citizen Erased talk of corruption in its most true form: human. And I’ve never heard of songs quite like Meglalomania because no band is as daring and deep rooted in themselves and the world around them as Muse. Who else would use bones in a song?
Muse were even juvenile once, too, capturing what it’s like to be a young adult or teenager, scrambling through life wrought with hope, ambition, heartbreak, and anger. The sounds are younger and the lyrics are youthful, but the potential is so powerful it burns and brings tears to your eyes. It’s the start of something phenomenal. And if Showbiz or Spiral Static or Cave doesn’t convince you of that, you’re listening wrong.
Us Musers have a bright future to look forward to, ironically consisting of songs and words written about the loss of human morality and about our governments’ never ending control and hidden oppression. But we look forward to it like it’s our birthdays, because after waiting 89 days 12 insane and new and unusual songs are what we all live for, whether they be about psychopaths or corrupted love or falling deep within yourself into something evil. We live and breathe for the music because, for some, it’s all we have.
And on the rare occasion like tonight, when I’m a bit stressed about life and the world, it’s nice to have that constant there to listen to and love. It’s nice to hear the music that our favorite soccer playing-father extraordinaire, leopard print loving-blonde haired, and crazy, ingenious, clever, glitter obsessed, paranoid little front man make together. They’re beautiful people with extraordinary minds that are changing our world with every breath and every second of music and every show they play.
That’s why it’s way too late at night and I’m crying over Dead Inside: because I’m a Muser and I will always owe my very life to this band.

anonymous asked:

I've often seen people use the "Not all aces are bad" argument among people on tumblr, and it always leaves me frustrated cause it really just echos the "Not all white people are bad," sentimentality and I can never write out the exact words it makes me feel?? It really angers me.

I don’t think there’s an exact line to be drawn between white ppl and aces because white people are all oppressors whereas not all ace people are, like the ace community doesn’t specifically oppress anyone (especially since it’s such a broad identifier that includes a multitude of people, from LGBT aces to cishet aces, people of all races, etc), but there’s something to be said about the oppressive ideologies and norms that tend to circulate in the ace community. And then the argument of “not all aces!!” tends to just… pass the buck on the fact that many “tools of the ace community” help perpetuate these oppressive, harmful ideals. You don’t have to intentionally/maliciously use something for it to have harmful effects and if you exist in a community that continues to use harmful tools despite knowing better without calling it out… you share some culpability.

Like, saying “not ALL x do y!” doesn’t address the problem of y, it just works to absolve x of guilt.

If you are more concerned with making the ace community seem innocent of all problems than you are with actually FIXING these problems, you are part of the problem.

If you are more concerned about pretending like the ace community isn’t knee deep in homophobia, serophobia, misogyny, sex shaming, transphobia, ableism, biphobia, and anti-minor and anti-survivor rhetoric than you are with actually FIXING these problems, you don’t actually care about any of those marginalized groups, you care about yourself.

If you hear groups complaining about how allosexual makes them uncomfortable as it coercively and publicly labels their levels of sexual attraction when they are already sexualized by society and your response is “how DARE you attack aces like this! we’re not all sex shamers!!”, you don’t actually care about those that are hurt. You care about keeping the ace community LOOKING pristine without BEING pristine.

You’re sweeping the problems of marginalized people under the rug so you can brag about how clean your house is.

I hate all those “writing tips” posts where it’s like “don’t do this with your character because it’s bad” and “when a character does this it’s bad” and “don’t write like this because it’s bad.”  That’s not actually giving tips, that’s just someone trying to tell you the right or wrong way to write, except there actually is no right or wrong way to write anything.  It just screams of egomaniacal amateur writers who think it’s okay to be condescending toward other writers just because they think their own work is perfect.

Oh my god. 

I am not equipped to deal with this page. 

WHERE DO I EVEN START. 

So, Fai. He gets praised for his cooking and his response is to STARE WISTFULLY OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND THINK ABOUT KUROGANE. 

WITH THAT FACE. 

FAI PLEASE. 

And then Kurogane, where like. It’s implied that someone could potentially be talking about him (and like, this is Mokona. Mokona will just say things) AND IMMEDIATELY HE BLAMES FAI. 

STOP IT YOU TWO. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS. But also never actually stop. 

Let’s not even go into the fact that whichever universal principle it is that governs the “when someone talks about you, you sneeze” rule has openly accepted that Kurogane is named “Big Puppy” now. That’s just your name now, Kurogane. It’s legal. Even the laws of the universe agree on this. 

I am dying for the day where they run into some badass characters who knows of their reputation from Outo and is just immediately like “Ah yes! Big Puppy-san. I have heard so much about you.” And Kurogane just breaks down screaming. 

MEANWHILE SYAORAN’S FACE. WHEN TALKING ABOUT FAI’S COOKING. 

HIS FACE. 

THAT IS A FACE SO OVERJOYED THAT IS IS ON PAR WITH SAKURA’S FACE. 

SYAORAN HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS MUCH JOY IN YOU. 

HOW WAS IT BROUGHT OUT BY THE POWER OF BREAKFAST.

…FAI CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT.

Thing that periodically gets me really emotional in SM: Two of the purest hearts in the universe are held by lesbians. 

“When you, do what you do…. I mean, have sex with those random people… How does it make you feel? What do you feel?”

“I feel nothing. I do these things in an effort to get him off my mind and to feel a little less dead, and it never works. If anything, it makes it worse. I see him in everyone and his chest is underneath every shirt I peal off. The weight of their body makes me more numb. But I still do it.”

—  1:00 PM (s.s)