they vid was so boring :/ half of it was answering questions and the other half just researching stuff. i think they’re either running out of ideas or maybe just playing games that are easier to edit/shorter to film lol
Strong disagree. This is the kind of video I get most excited about. Ten straight minutes of them answering questions I can dig my greedy little hands into and psychoanalyze? Sign me the fuck up.
In fact, I rarely do this, but I’m just gonna paste my timestamps in here. If it tells you anything, I wrote twice as much about this ten minute video than I have some of their thirty minute ones.
1:04 - “the succ”
1:24 - Phil making fun of how Dan is mumble-speaking.
1:32 - Dan asking Phil, “Who’s your spirit daddy?”
2:18 - The quiz tells Dan think of his best memory, Phil asks Dan if he’s going to share that. Jumpcut away.
2:21 - (Dream/Discover/Dance) Dan picks dream. “I guess.”
2:32 - (Sweet/Salt) Phil says Dan is full of salt. “Thanks, bitch.”
2:37 - (Think/Feel/Sense) Dan overthinks the ‘think’ answer and misses the question.
2:50 - (Over/Under/Around) Dan would go around/think outside the box. He doesn’t tackle things head on, he sneaks around the side.
3:15 - (Free/Safe) He picks safe instantly. Phil agrees he’d always want to be safe.
3:27 (Hope/Trust/Love) Dan picks trust because the other two are pointless without it.
3:39 - (Frost/Dew) He goes back and forth between them then settles on frost, because dew is nice to look at but not touch.
4:00 - Dan gets an eagle owl.
5:03 - “Patranus.”
5:14 - Phil is afraid he’ll say things about himself that he doesn’t want to.
5:22 - “Stop saying patranus.”
5:38 - Phil says his happiest memory is being on a roller coaster and eating popcorn at the same time and we’re just gonna skim past how I thought he said peeing on a roller coaster at first and was here for this new kink revelation.
5:45 - Dan thinks popcorn + roller coaster sounds like a recipe for choking “and not in a fun way.”
5:46 - (Seek/Protect/Serve) Phil goes for ‘protect’ right away. (“He protecc. He attacc.”) Dan disagrees and says Phil is definitely a 'serve’ though Phil argues he’s quite protective.
5:57 - (Rough/Smooth) Phil loses it at this question and you cannot tell me his mind went anywhere besides sex to begin with. He picks smooth. Because he doesn’t like the feeling of rough objects. And for no other reason. (The Philly doth protest too much, but moving on.)
6:10 - Phil’s expression when he says, “I’ll go with ROUGH.” is so flamboyant and also so great.
6:12 - (Lead/Save/Escape) Escape. He doesn’t want to be near any danger. Dan: “Phil wants to escape the pressure of answering these questions.”
6:23 - He takes it back to the 'rough’ question.
6:33 - (Forever/Sometimes) Phil picks sometimes, because forever sounds scary. Same, dude. Same.
6:41 - Phil dramatically reads 'it’s forming, it’s forming’ and for some reason Dan says “It’s coming?” and then starts to say “The way you read that sounded like-” but doesn’t finish the sentence.
6:47 - (Mind/Heart/Spirit) He picks heart, because he goes with his heart over his mind which is sometimes a bad thing to do.
7:15 - Phil gets a Siberian Cat. Dan: “a lazy housebound creature that appreciates nothing and scratches you if it doesn’t get its own way. i think that is so true.”
7:28 - At this point Dan and Phil realized that this quiz was definitely not enough to film an entire video and move on to fill two minutes on wikipedia because life is meaningless if you don’t get that ten minute ad break.
7:46 - Dan says Phil could be an agile jumper with his body type.
7:57 - Dan comments on Phil’s impressively large, full tail. Heh.
9:05 - Magestic, beautiful, elegant - the complete opposite of Phil, according to Dan.
9:23 - Bad #spon segue. Dan can’t handle it, just starts talking over Phil.