•bad new year jokes
•if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this
•all these suggestion blogs
•orange soda please
i’ll have the strawberry soda
me too, the strawberry soda
•You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety.
•kylo ren is shredded
•Jared Leto: *does something*
Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now?????
•super mario 64 half a press
•this is x. be like x
•the finebros suing something
•secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT
secret government agent: x
me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU
•bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers
•jean something, jomething
•ted cruz is the zodiac killer
•the dad from kuzco being like 👌
•everyone who watched zootopia is a furry
•history of japan
•x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken*
•get you a man that can do both
•going to papaw’s house for burgers
•no oscar meme is dead meme
•we dem boyz
•i’m you but stronger
•different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note
•tumblr’s lizard voting
•everyone’s a dirty homestuck
•lot of those powerpuff selves
•ruining someone’s dream journal
•there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me
•autocorrect in verbal conversation
person1: i love you
person2: this is a verbal conversation
•WHAT WE REALLY AREEE
•don’t talk to me or my son ever again
•dark x show me y
•are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format)
•get a man who can do both is getting more popular again
•it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???
•the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica
•associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots
•(any videogame) go, go outside and x
•a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed
•judge: how do you plead?
x: *looks at y*
y: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
x: hot milky
y: jc just lock them up
•hitting the blue button
•arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist
•9-1-1 for kids
•RANDY YOUR STICKS
•how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character*
•the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill
•someone: a basic word
me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird
•gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home))
•[song] but it keeps getting faster
•the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes
•you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
•picture of someone with those math things
•my longest yeah boy ever
•taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom
•posting ur favourite vines
•sir, you’ve been in coma
•kermit with a hood on his head
•blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like
•WE ARE NUMBER ONE
• *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong"
•*dropping something, and it spells send nudes*
•x but every time y happens it gets faster
*bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
•several spongebob memes
•i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now
apparently i missed a few things so, additions:
•a lot of spongebob memes, like the blurry mister crabs
•nebby get in the bag
•harambe happened earlier than it says on the list
•several stranger things memes
•we die like men
it kind of amuses me that every time I see a victuuri angel/demon au it’s always ‘innocent angel yuuri’ and 'seductive demon victor’ bc yall are forgetting that the gpf is an actual thing that happened. I mean, sure, your little innocent angel yuuri katsudon katsuki got drunk off his ass, stripped, pole danced, seduced the figure skating legend, and then left him for months to die of blue balls bc he forgot all about it in the morning like some inconsequential fling he has dozens of
“How is a demon like a writing desk? Yeah I‘m not sure, either. But maybe you can find out when you join Bendy the Dancing Demon, and Alice Angel in the wacky world of Wonderland!”
Well, here it is! Time to enter the point of no return. And by that, I mean present my entry to the fanart contest. Even if I don’t win, I’m kinda happy with how this turned out. Bendy was fighting me on the pose the entire time, so I’m happy I was finally able to get it looking right.
(Please do not copy,reproduce, or post on other websites without my permission.)
Imagine Steve going to an animal shelter to help someone pick out an emotional support animal and finding one for himself too
For all that Sam’s an Adult Who Copes With Things, Steve thinks, there are moments where it seems glaringly obvious that he’s not handling something well.
They’ve been back from a particularly harrowing mission in the Amazon for an entire month, and Sam’s still struggling.
It seems, in a way, like they should have thought of this three weeks ago; three months ago; maybe even three years ago, Steve thinks, watching Sam sit on the floor next to a giant dog and braid its thick fur. Something in the way Sam’s holding his shoulders looks different, more relaxed maybe, than he’s ever seen.
The trainer is a nice older woman, her house a menagerie of animals, including a trained service duck that Steve’s avoided thus far, because he hates ducks and ducks hate him. She’s given both Steve and Sam big mugs of coffee and left them alone while she finishes baking dog biscuits.
Relaxing into the couch, Steve puts the coffee on the side table and picks up a magazine. He’s deeply entrenched in an article about some new young adult dystopian thriller book when a cat climbs into his lap and worms its way under the magazine to interrupt him.
“Oh, hi,” Steve says. It meows. “I’m Steve. Nice to meet you.”
The cat slides further up, its paws on his chest, and levels its face with his. It meows again, loud. “Your breath smells like cat food,” he tells it.
The cat smacks its lips and rubs its face against his neck, starting to purr.
“Okay,” Steve agrees, and goes back to his magazine.
Sam turns to him nearly half an hour later, the dog lying across his legs, braids all along its neck. “He’s my guy,” he tells Steve, scratching behind its ears. “His name’s Penguin. Who’ve you got there?”
The cat is still lying on Steve, its head on his shoulder. Steve finds the tag on its collar, craning his neck around so he can see it while the cat mrrps in protest. “This is Sammy,” he says.
“And you’re taking her?”
“I–” Steve hadn’t even considered it. He blinks at Sam for a second. He feels…the knot of tension at the base of his skull feels smaller than usual. “I guess so.”
“What’re you doin’?” Bucky asked as Natasha stopped to take a picture of a giant tree, leaves orange-going-on-red. He would have bitched at her for blowing their cover but it actually helped with their tourist personas.
Natasha glanced at him, unimpressed, then turned back to line up the perfect shot. “Don’t pretend you don’t know.”
“I’m not pretending. I don’t know.”
“That’s sad,” Natasha said, pulling her phone back to her chest to tap on the screen with her thumbs. “You make me sad.”
Bucky took a moment to be jealous at how fast she could type. His metal thumb didn’t register on his screen. “That’s not new.”
“I’m going to show you the greatest thing you will ever see,” Natasha informed him, then thrust her phone in his face.
He frowned, confused, when he saw the picture of the tree again. It was a nice picture, he supposed. He’d seen better. Underneath it was the text ‘look at this tree.’ The confusion didn’t leave. He jumped a little when her phone vibrated in her hand.
✨Tony✨: It’s beautiful, just like you! I’m going into a meeting so I won’t be able to answer very quickly but don’t let that stop you!
Bucky stared at it for a moment. “…Why does he get sparkle emoji and I get grinning shit?”
“Because I think you’re a piece of shit.” Natasha pulled her phone back to read the message and smiled slightly. “One time I was pissed off and told him I wanted to kill someone and he texted me back that if I was in prison, he couldn’t take me out for delicate patisseries anymore.” She stared into the distance. “The idea of going without fig tartlets frightened me.”
“America has changed you and I’m not sure I like it,” Bucky declared even as he wrapped an arm around her shoulders to throw off a couple of agents that were peering at them suspiciously. “What’s a tartlet?”
“I’m going to buy a dozen and eat them all in front of you without offering you a single bite,” Natasha replied, holding her phone up. “Couples still take selfies, right?”
Bucky stared at the phone impassively. “What’s with people and selfies?”
“You’re a stick in the mud. At least Steve was a good kisser,” Natasha complained, texting the picture to Tony as the brunet sputtered in disbelief and confusion.
✨Tony✨: Tell Buck-o to turn that frown upside down! You’re both young and beautiful in London! What is there to frown about? c:
“Precious,” Natasha said fondly.
“Did you know that Tony’s contact has sparkle emoji on Natasha’s phone?” Bucky asked.
Steve looked up, hurt. “Why am I smiling poop?”
“Because I think you’re a piece of shit too,” Natasha said, snapping a picture of him. “You’re both shitty. I don’t know why I put up with you.”
“Because we’re adorable,” Bucky drawled before throwing himself across Steve’s lap. “Don’t worry, Steve. I’m smiling shit, too.”
…That did make him feel better.
“Clint’s just a row of emoji consisting of pizza, arrows, and a dog face,” Natasha added.
Steve whined. “I wanna be pizza and a dog face!”
“No,” she said, and took a picture of the blond in Snapchat so she could give him a halo of grinning shits.
Just for shits and giggles, Bucky texted Tony ‘listen, some days you have a lemon and some days you are the lemon.’ Tony didn’t get back to him immediately, but he hadn’t expected him to. He and Steve still preferred phone calls over texting, so everyone knew that if they were texting it probably wasn’t too important.
Tony: I think you’re peachy keen! :D
Bucky clutched his chest. “Shit.”
Steve sat up in alarm. “You okay, Buck?”
“Tony is so cute how can anyone take this man seriously.”
“What?” Steve blinked at him. “…Oh!” He smiled. “Natasha showed you her texts from Tony!”
Bucky stared down at his phone fondly. “Is he like this with everyone?”
“No, just Natasha, I think. You now, too, I guess. I think he does it for Bruce when he feels down, but JARVIS tells him when that is.”
“Oh.” Bucky smiled a little. “…That’s nice.”
Steve grinned at him. “He just likes to brighten the days of people he thinks need it.”
Steve found Bucky tucked in the closet, clutching a knife. “Bad dream?”
“There was blood everywhere,” Bucky whispered, knuckles going white. He let the blond take the knife from his hands and instead tucked them in his armpits, shivering. “All over. I can’t–Why, Steve?”
Steve sighed and crawled into the closet with him, pulling the door shut behind him. “I don’t know, Bucky.” He wrapped an arm around the brunet’s shoulders and pulled him up against his side. “You got your phone?”
“…I think so?” Bucky frowned, trying to recall. “…In my pocket, maybe.”
“Okay.” Steve reached down to fish the phone out of his pocket. “Would it help to send a message to Tony?”
Bucky buried his face in the blond’s shoulder. “He’s. He’s in. China? Japan? Asia. I think. He’ll be asleep.”
“Well, we can send him something,” Steve reasoned. “He can get back to us when he wakes up.”
Bucky reached up to grab his wrist. “Don’t–don’t tell him I’m like this. I don’t want him to worry.”
Steve sighed, unable to help a little smile. “What do you want me to say? That you want to run off and be a hermit in the mountains?”
“…Yeah,” Bucky said. It wasn’t technically a lie. Sometimes he did wanna run off to be a hermit in the mountains.
Steve jumped a little when he received a text almost immediately. “Oh!”
Tony: Can I visit you there?
Bucky peered at the screen. “…No. Only cats allowed.”
“What about me?” Steve asked as he typed in his answer.
“You’re not a cat.”
Tony: I can’t think of anyone better to share a cave with! And I would know. I’ve spent time in a cave. 😜
“Aw,” Steve said, torn between adoring and sad. “Way to break my heart, Tony.”
“He’s broken worse parts,” Bucky said, even though both of them knew it was a lie.
Kingsglaive Feels Dump #1 (Hinted Reader x Nyx Ulric) (Might need to change the name of this eventually…)
A/N: I neeeed to get Kingsglaive feels out of my system, so get ready for imagine dumps. This is like a huge blurt of ideas and headcanons and not really written like a story, but kind of is? I’ve got lots more to write, but I think what is in here is like a good one-shot expanded idea thingy. Hinted Nyx x Reader, but this first part is more of a general ‘what would it be like if you joined the Kingsglaive’.
Okay, so imagine being part of the Kingsglaive and you’re kind of rivals with Nyx when you first start…
“Your ears are twitching, something wrong, Jackie?”
Gabriel asked quietly.
Strike commander Jack’s graying ears twitched with
continued annoyance and his tail kept curling and uncurling in obvious anxiety
or pent up energy. Gabriel had prided himself in picking up Jack’s emotional-ticks
years back, especially when they had become dependent on each for emotional
support with the formation of Overwatch and Blackwatch.
Jack had been sitting quietly at his desk for the past
hour and his ears had started twitching slowly and built of speed and nervous
jerkiness until finally his worried made him say something.
And so, the MSA redesign project has finally come to an end. It’s crazy to think I started this little project back in April! :U Still, this was a fun project to work on. It was kind of neat to try and figure out the MSA ghost style, and how to translate other characters in that style.In the end, I don’t think I did too bad.
Anyways, thank you all for joining me while I worked on this, both showing support and providing feedback. You guys are great! Also a big thanks to Mystery Ben and his team. If it hadn’t been for all the hard work they put into Mystery Skulls Animated, then this project probably wouldn’t even be around.
I may do another redesign project in the future, but for now I’m fine with the conclusion of this one. Cheers!
they are brothers and look a lot alike, but Noodle has gray fur and a curly tail, I think because of a gene mutation or something (no other cats in the littler or even any stray cat in the area was gray and especially none of them had tails that naturally curl upward towards their back)
they are both beautifulle sweet boyes, besides that Noodle likes to try to eat plastic and knock cups over and climb places he shouldn’t (so I have to hide a lot of things from him, seal up cabinets, ducktape trashcan lids so he cant open them, etc.) , and George likes to scream very late at night and also eats human hair and string (so i have to keep all strings and cords away, and lintroll the floors for hair weekly, etc. )
but other than some of their trouble causing, these are some beauntifulle perfecte happey boyes who enjoy food and sleebping and adventuring and running around chasing each other lol ~ Goode Brotheres… !
You dont have to keep them in your home and you do have the responsibility of feeding them if they are a physical creature, like a plant or an animal. Even if they are a spiritual being I would recommend leaving them offerings such as water, food, pretty things, etc. You can easily have one if youre in the broom closet, nobody will question you getting a dog/cat/potted plant. It will be harder if you live with people, though, so you may not be able to own one at all depending on your parents/roommates?