how do i even tag for that cat

2016 memes

2016 memes

January:
•bad new year jokes
•if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this
•all these suggestion blogs
•orange soda please
i’ll have the strawberry soda
me too, the strawberry soda
•You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety.
•kylo ren is shredded
•Jared Leto: *does something*
Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now?????
•tag yourself
•super mario 64 half a press
•this is x. be like x

February:
•the finebros suing something
•secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT
me: never
secret government agent: x
me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU
•bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers
•jean something, jomething
•damn daniel
•ted cruz is the zodiac killer

March:
•the dad from kuzco being like 👌
•kazoo kid
•everyone who watched zootopia is a furry
•history of japan
•x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken*
•get you a man that can do both
•going to papaw’s house for burgers
•no oscar meme is dead meme
•we dem boyz
•i’m you but stronger

April:
•marge simpson
•different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note
•tumblr’s lizard voting
•everyone’s a dirty homestuck
•lot of those powerpuff selves
•baby stevens
•ruining someone’s dream journal
•there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me
•autocorrect in verbal conversation
person1: i love you
person1: *hate
person2: this is a verbal conversation
•WHAT WE REALLY AREEE
•don’t talk to me or my son ever again
•dark x show me y

May:
•dan backslide (and dover boys)
•dat boi
•stone age spongebob

June:
•are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format)
•get a man who can do both is getting more popular again
•it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???

July:
•america memes
•IT’S HALLOWEEN
•the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica
•associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots
•this👏emoji👏after👏every👏word
•(any videogame) go, go outside and x
•a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed
•HANDSY👏CLAPSY👏IS👏A👏NEW👏TROLLSONA👏
•judge: how do you plead?
x: *looks at y*
y: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
x: hot milky
y: jc just lock them up
•hitting the blue button

August:
•arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist
•9-1-1 for kids
•Exeggutor
•harambe
•RANDY YOUR STICKS
•sausage party
•how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character*
•alola form

September:
•the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill
•someone: a basic word
me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird
•gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home))
•[song] but it keeps getting faster

October:
•userboxes
•the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes
•dedede
•you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
•photofunia retrowave
•picture of someone with those math things
•my longest yeah boy ever
•taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom
•posting ur favourite vines

November:
•christmas stuff
•dick: out
•sir, you’ve been in coma
•kermit with a hood on his head
•blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like
•WE ARE NUMBER ONE

December:
•BODE
• *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong"
•*dropping something, and it spells send nudes*
•x but every time y happens it gets faster
*bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
•several spongebob memes
•i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now
•dramatic youtubers

apparently i missed a few things so, additions:
•steven’s knife
•joe biden
•aux chord
•dabbing
•a lot of spongebob memes, like the blurry mister crabs
•nebby get in the bag
•clowns
•harambe happened earlier than it says on the list
•several stranger things memes
•we die like men

BittyParse post

au where Bitty doesn’t fall for Jack because of an ex he’s still pretty in love with and he is in vegas because that’s where he decided to open up shop and he finds a Somali cat, behind his new bakery, looking very confused with an injured paw

Bitty does not usually deal with cats. they are Not His Thing because they don’t usually take a liking to him (even though he has many treats for them, he learned how to bake animal friendly treats for a vlog one day in high school)

but this one is hurt and can’t do much more than swipe at Bitty when he tries to reach for him but eventually the cat lets Bitty take him inside (Bitty manages to do so after a particular rumble of thunder makes the cat, K his tag reads, jump)

And then Bitty goes to work fixing him up. He checks the paw, calls up his doctor friend (”Bits, I’m not a vet” “I know, Rans, I just need to know one little thing though!”) and figures out that it’s sprained and not broken and he decides it’s alright to take care of K for the night at least, until the morning, when the local vet is open

that night, Bitty finds himself feeling not as lonely as he closes up the bakery. He packs away the leftover sweets and goods to be taken to the shelter in the morning because he will not be wasting a damn thing and he promised the wonderful staff at the soup kitchen that he would bring pies and whatnot over for dessert

and K watches him, staring him down curiously and cautiously even, as if wondering why Bitty is being so nice to him

“you know, i’m not usually a cat person. most cats don’t even like me,” it’s an admission following by what Bitty can only call a raise of K’s eyebrow, if cats could do that. “i knew a guy. He. His cat liked me. She liked me a lot”

Bitty stops scrubbing and he looks over at K. he looks sad, K looks the tiniest bit sympathetic but not really?? idk he’s still pretty cautious

“i kind of. broke his heart” Bitty admits and K bristles, looking alarmed almost, especially when Bitty started to cry “i broke his heart. he was so nice to me and he never wanted me to feel bad and he always looked at me like i was the sun and i. broke his heart.”

Bitty has to get tissues and blow his nose and wipe at his eyes but eventually he breathes in a sigh and looks over at K, who looks a little lost after Bitty’s confession

“you probably don’t understand what i’m saying. or why. but it’s just been eating at me. i moved out here to be close to him without him knowing but i know. it’ll never be enough. i didn’t deserve him.”

K the Somali walks over to sit underneath Bitty, rubbing himself against Bitty’s legs. K understands. if he could, he would say, “He didn’t think he deserved you, either”

but K can’t talk, and so he doesn’t, he just lets Bitty know he is there for him, and sleeps next to Bitty that night

in the morning, K the Somali is gone. Bitty had left his bedroom door open for K to leave if he didn’t want to stay in the room, but the cat has actually disappeared, is gone from Bitty’s bakery. he hopes K comes back one day. he remembers rambling at the cat and wonders if he did so because he needed to tell someone about his regrets or if he did it because K’s eyes, shifting in the light, seemed to remind him of someone

whatever the case may be, Bitty’s surprised when, a few days later, Kent V. Parson shows up at his bakery, asking Bitty where they went wrong, making a rush of memories and the thoughts that he just wasn’t good enough for this man flood Bitty’s mind which leads to the two of them needing to talk

and the entire time Bitty doesn’t notice the bandages wrapped around Kent’s left wrist, until a long while later, when Kent tells him he sprained it

he maybe doesn’t notice that it was the same arm K the Somali had injured

GOT7 as Things I've heard on my School Bus

Yugyeom: Fuck Disney, Fuck Mickey Mouse, his a bitch!

Mark: Are You Calling Me Old For Liking Tetris!?

BamBam: #SMOKEFORMYDUMBASS

Jackson: WILL YOU ALL STOP BEING BITCH ASSES!?

Jinyoung: Shut The Fuck Up, I’m reading.

Jaebum: Cats are better than Dogs, Asshole.

Youngjae: Y'all’s talkin’ is drownin’ outmy damn music! So shut up so I can listen to my boi JT

Let’s… not do the whole grave dancing “told you so”’s re: the situation with memeufacturing. Their victims are probably going for their tags looking for solidarity and help not self indulgent “I always got bad vibes from them because [shitty discourse they made a year ago]” (even though judging people on how morally “pure” their discourse is is exactly how you get to a position like this - despite the very real discussion to be had about how people manipulate and weaponise discourse for their own benefits)

And please stop joking about it.

I though we learned about this post-leftbians debacle

If I flirt with everyone but you, and never speak or make eye contact with you, there is a 99.999% chance Im into you.

Heart Eyes

summary: phil finds out about ‘heart eyes howell.’ he tries catching it.

info: fluff (as per fucking usual), a lil’ longer

a/n: a little angst??? do i even know how to write angst

-

Phil has seen it plenty of times. Heart Eyes Howell. 

It wasn’t something he minded, though. Phil knew his audience definitely did. But what they didn’t understand was it was just Dan’s thing. He stared at people when they talk. Cat, Louise, Tyler- anyone and everyone. It was regular.


But as he was feeling adventurous, he decided to scroll through the ‘phan’ tag on Tumblr. Phil knew it was a death trap and nothing good could come out of this except curiosity, pastel colors and a feminine Dan Howell.

Phil sat on his bed, crossed legs like a kindergartener.

Curiosity killed the cat,” He thought, considering putting away his laptop and doing something productive like watering the houseplants, “Oh well.”


It was edits, quotes and gifs galore.

Phil almost couldn’t believe that his fans were capable of doing something so amazing; creating this amazing community for everyone.

Sometimes he would laugh, sometimes he would just raise his eyebrows. He didn’t understand some of the things his following did, but Phil loved them too much to judge them for anything. He considered them family. 

Then, the posts started coming through. The conspiracies.

he’s in love with him

they’re too married for this world


Phil read off some of the words they have written. The pictures, the old tweets. He’ll admit that all of them are 100% true. Dan on the other hand, won’t even talk to him about the past. He ignores it like they never even happened. 

Like they were always this way. 

Just purely platonic best friends who could rule the world side by side. 


Phil sighed, still scrolling through. “Those Heart Eyes again- are they really this common?” 

Left and right were pictures of Dan staring at Phil like he was the only thing he cared about. Black and white filters to add some effect- Someone had to have edited this in some way to make it seem like that, right?

Phil knew he was lying to himself. 

You know what? I’m gonna catch him. Every chance I get.

-

“Hey everyone!” Dan exclaimed to the camera, as they filmed yet another gaming video. Undertale, which meant one hour in front of a camera. Phil not only had his own two eyes to catch Heart Eyes in action- but a camera lens.

Phil forgot for a second what he was planning on saying. He came up with this stuff on the spot, “Hey Dan and Phil Games short haircuts!” 

Still looking at the camera, he tried to focus in on Dan. “Really? Short haircuts?” 


He was doing it. 

Exactly what everyone was talking about. His eyes had a sparkle, and his smile was almost loving. Dan’s head was tilted in his direction, and he looked like an absolute angel.

“W-Well, Toto has short hair, don’t they?” Phil replied, stuttering a bit. He was taken aback. He didn’t know he would actually catch it- especially that quickly. 

Dan chuckled, “Sure- Sure, Phil.” 

Alright, let’s get into it. Where did we leave off?”

-

They filmed, and filmed, and filmed.

Phil would make a remarking joke and Dan would just chuckle, staring straight into his eyes, completely ignoring the fact that they were playing a game. It would only be for a split second, but it felt like years. Phil would stare right back, almost transfixed on him.

So, this is what people are talking about- huh.

It happened quite a few times, really. Sometimes randomly and other moments Phil wouldn’t even notice he was doing it. Is this what the people are talking about? 

He could tell Dan was getting freaked out by his weird behavior this episode- though weird behavior was his forte. So, Dan pause the gameplay and turned over to him.

“What’s wrong? You’re acting a little weird today.” Dan asked, genuinely concerned. Phil only froze in place, trying to seem fine- he wasn’t.

“Nothing’s wrong, Dan- let’s keep going-”

“Nothing’s wrong? It sure as hell doesn’t seem like anything’s wrong. You’ve been staring at me like there’s something in my eye- Oh my god, do I have something in my eye? Ugh, I hate it when that happens-” Dan ranted, probing at the inner corners of his eyes with his finger. Phil shushed him, rolling his eyes.

Putting his hands on top of his, he felt a little shiver run up his arm but continued on to talk, “Absolutely nothing is in your eye, and absolutely nothing is going on with me- Now, can we please get back to filming?”

His eyes begged Dan to just unpause the game and continue playing like they were planning to. But as they were flatmates, Phil knew Dan like the back of his hand, and he certainly wasn’t going to do that.

“No, Phil- just tell me what’s going on.” He did it again. The eyes- they were sparkling with interest. They were no longer just a brown glob, but something more than Phil could’ve even seen before.

His almost wanted to remove his hands from his, but he didn’t want to. It felt comforting. Right

Phil snapped out of it. He felt something he didn’t want to feel and he was sure Dan could see his mind freaking out from the outside. “I’m sorry, look- nothing’s wrong.” 

“Then why the fuck are you apologizing?” He chuckled sarcastically. Dan’s face could only describe confusion at this point.

“Because, I’m assuming shit- sorry- that I shouldn’t.” Phil apologized for cursing, even though he knew that Dan didn’t care. Of all people, he shouldn’t have to apologize to Dan for cursing- of all things.

Dan smiled, looking up. 

“Phil, you’re my best friend in the entire fucking world. I know I’m not the best at listening, but Jesus Christ- I care about you more than anything. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’ve come a long way, and I thank you for that.

“You’re quite literally the sun- spreading joy like a fucking confetti blaster and I just want you- need you to tell me what’s wrong. It could be the most stupidest thing- a dog bit you this morning- you want to move out- I don’t care,” He smiled even more, “Whatever makes you happy.”

Phil could feel the tension between them. He could slice it with a knife. And Dan could feel it as well. Honestly, it was always there; ever since good ol’ 2009.

They were extremely close, feet touching underneath the table. Their hands were gripping onto each others like they were never planning on letting go. Phil savored it.

The moment wasn’t perfect though. Dan had a bit of lint on his shoulder that’s been annoying Phil since the beginning of the day. Phil hadn’t brushed his teeth since breakfast and his breath smelt of death- coming from Dan’s perspective. 

But none of that mattered. Phil’s mind was rushing with adrenaline from Dan. His features were softer- more touchable than before. He didn’t know what love felt like, as he has never experienced it.


But Phil kissed him anyway.

He heard Dan breath in, and felt Dan smile, kissing him back.

It felt natural, as Phil’s hands went straight in to pull Dan closer. Grabbing his hair, Dan twisted it around his fingers. He tasted the cereal off his lips. Phil sighed.


I’m certainly taking this out of the video.

I was tagged by @co-redemptrix​ (neeeerd)

1. How tall are you? either 5′11″ (and a half) or 6′. I have never gotten a clearcut answer.

2. What color and style is your hair? Black, and really messy. I don’t even bother combing it - just buzz it all off when it gets too long

3. What color are your eyes? green

4. Do you wear glasses? Oh thank God, no

5. Do you have braces? nope

6. What is your fashion sense? its kinda whatever. usually just a t-shirt and jeans, sometimes a hat if i can fine one not covered in cat hair

7. Do you have any siblings? A lot of ‘em

8. What kind of student are you? No longer one

9. What are your favorite subjects? Anything to do with mechanical stuff. oh, and robotics

10. What are your favorite TV shows? The History Channel’s Dogfights was, by far and away, the most entertaining thing I watched. I don’t really bother with shows nowadays

11. Favorite Books? Memory machine broke, too tired to think up list

12. Favorite pastime? Cuddling with the kittens, gaming, dreaming up inventions that I’ll never get the funding to make

13. Any regrets? Plenty, more than is healthy for certain

14. What is your dream job? I have no idea at this point

15. Do you want to get married? Honestly, I dunno. maybe I’m being called to the priesthood? maybe the consecrated single life? I don’t feel called to either but only God knows at this point tbh

16. Do you want to have kids and how many? There are times I get intense father feels, but then I remember I’m quite noise-sensitive (sensory overload is a pain in the butt) and can be rather impatient, if only with myself

17. How many countries have you visited? Still stuck on the mainland USA, though there isn’t another place I’d rather be on Earth r/n

anyone who wants to do this, consider yourself tagged

I got tagged!

I was tagged by @erebones :D

Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write eleven new ones. Tag eleven people to answer your questions as well as the person who tagged you.

1. cats vs. dogs: CATS

2. tea vs. coffee: TEA so much tea. i used to drink coffee was a teenager but one day i htg just switched and now coffee makes me queasey

3. soda vs. pop: er aren’t they the same thing? soda :P

4. favorite meme?: UM i dont usually keep up with memes i have to admit. they just appear and then disappear and i remain confused. especially the “what in ___nation” one like what even was that.

5. how many pillows do you prefer to sleep with?: two!

6. first otp vs. current otp: UMMM um excluding the cartoons i watched as a child, i would say my first otp was ichigo/toshiro from bleach. currently it’s baze/chirrut from rogue one ‘cause im still having FEELINGS

7. favorite candle smell: lol i have no idea. my sense of smell is Not Great, and for a couple of my teenage years i had no sense of smell at all. none. nothing. (but surgery and medication happened and i could SMELL AGAIN that was a weird weird experience. also i could TASTE AGAIN also weird). this hasn’t really answered the question lol idek er nothing fruity, i’d say. vanilla?

8. your most recent youtube channel subscription: i think it was some let’s play or smth lol

9. star wars or star trek?: NOOO DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE. my love for star wars is very recent, so i supposed i’d HAVE to say star trek :P

10. best hair: rapunzel, merida, or moana?: MOANA WITH HER HAIRBUNS YEAH also merida is a close second goddamn

11. what’s one place you’ve always wanted to go, real or imagined?: HMMM for an imagined place, i’d have to say either hogwarts or golden-era narnia :) for a real place, i’ve always wanted to go to the kakslauttanen hotel in finland because i am PRETTY SURE i stepped into the lobby when i was a very young child (but did not stay there) and i was mesmerised with the location and the country and it just seemed magical to me. stupid right? :PP

my questions:

1. genre of book you will never read?
2. top item on your bucket list.
3. do you want to get married?
4. left or right handed?
5. sugar or sweetner?
6. name one childhood crush.
7. do you drink enough water?
8. earbuds or over the ear headphones?
9. one phobia.
10. do you like going to the cinema?
11. how quickly would you die in a horror film?

Tagging: @ichnisunshine, @authenticaussie, @sarkastically, @asexualzoro, @asexualchemist if you wanna

tagged by @justsandraaa thanks!

Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better

Name: Aggie
Nickname: Vaniri, Duckie
Zodiac sign: Libra
Height: 165cm
Orientation: too ugly
Ethnicity: how do I even know ???
Favorite fruit: pizza ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also apples and bananas
Favorite season: Autumn
Favorite book series: The Witcher Series
Favorite flower: Tulip
Favorite scent: Gasoline and good perfume
Favorite color: Green, violet and black
Favorite animals: dogs and cats of all size
Coffee, tea or hot cocoa: I can’t function without coffee
Average sleep hours: 6-7 if I’m lucky
Cat or dog person?: Dog person
Favorite fictional characters:

Originally posted by drunkbroadway

Number of blankets you sleep with: 2
Dream trip: I don’t even like leaving my house
Blog created: May 2011
Number of followers: quite lot, most of them are inactive or probably bots but I’m not sure (thus I don’t block them)

tagging: @dorianelise @kirayni @vocalisistic @jezsiema @poethrotsvitha @arrowofeden

tagged :)

Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, when you are done tag up to ten people and also tag the person who tagged you.

Tagged by: @do-you-even-kakashi and @noctemquietam :) thankies!

A - Age: *double checks* 33.

B - Biggest fear: Not learning how to adult good.

C - Current time: 6:05pm

D - Drink you last had: Sobe, strawberry banana)

E - Every day starts with: a cat in my face

F - Favorite song: Dunno! I just found a playlist of Five Nights at Freddy’s songs on Spotify and like a lot of those.

G - Ghosts are they real: Kinda? I think there’s spiritual stuff goin on, dunno about ghostygoos, tho

I - In love with: meh bf! :)

K - Killed someone: I wish, sometimes

L - Last time you cried: Maybe a week ago now

M - Middle name: Rose

N - Number of siblings: 1

O - One wish: To have infinite wishes, duh.

P - Person you last called/texted: - I - last called? Pfft… well, did text meh bf, tho

Q - Questions you are always asked: What’s wrong? (cuz i guess i have a resting worried look??) and What? (in response to not hearing me clearly cuz I speak softly)

R - Reasons to smile: blooming succulents :)

S - Song last sang: Prolly ‘The Safety Dance’, Men Without Hats - on the way home. It was on the radio.

T - Time you woke up: 10am

U - Underwear colour: I think green today

V - Vacation destination: somewhere peaceful…

W - Worst habit: I pick at my cuticles, especially when stressed.

X - X-Rays you’ve have: lots of dental ones

Y - Your favourite food: any dish with teriyaki chicken!

Z- Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

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I tag: @minakushi, @purple–cactus, @padlocked-quintus, @infectuskakashi, @namikazelover, @kawaii-potato7791 @i-magor-in-mistakes, @goshiie, @gyukashito, @deepfriedpotatobits - if anyone wants to! no pressure :)

these still exist?

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag followers you would like to get to know better.  how bout if you wanna do it too you just follow your heart my dude? claim i tagged u i aint even care 

tagged by @netherstray
Name: Crystal
Nicknames: lorst, hexxie, help, too many…
Zodiac Sign: Cancer peench peench
Height: 5′5
Orientation: Demi-pan
Ethnicity: white
Favorite Fruit: Pineapple
Favorite Season: Summer
Favorite Book: dude, i, fuck, ?
Favorite Flower:  lilies 
Favorite Scent: anything sweet tbh.. idk..
Favorite Color: red/blue/pink but mainly blue
Favorite Animal:  giraffes i fucking love giraffes
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate
Average Sleep Hours:  8-10
Cat or dog person?:  nya.
Favorite fictional character: please dont make me pick one i literally cannot. either crowley eusford, xerxes break, or vanitas (vnc not kh)
Number of blankets you sleep with: one, maybe two if cold..
Ideal trip: switzerland would be cool? 
Blog Created: lmfao uhmm, feb 26th 2015 my dude.

I was tagged by: the amazing @hellhoundsprey
Name: Kris
Gender: Male
Sexuality: ??!!?? i like masculine presenting people 
Star Sign: Aries 
Height: 5′11
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Animal: Deer
Current Time: 10:46 pm
Cats or Dogs: Dogs 
Favorite Fictional Characters: Sam Winchester, peridot from SU 
How Many Blankets Do You Usually Sleep With? 2. I like to be super warm when i sleep, even in the summer 
Favorite Band/Singer: hozier 
Dream Trip: Scotland and England. I would love to see where my ancestors came from. Italy too though! Omg. 
Dream Job: Video game concept artist 
When Did This Blog Reach Its Peak? ???
When Did You Decide To Get Tumblr? I had my first account in 2010 I think?? I didn’t have a spn blog till 2012 
When Was This Blog Created? i’ve remade it like 84 times so idk mate
Why This Url? I love cock and i love jared padalecki 
Tag 20 followers you want to know better:

@audaciousdean@rainsoakedsam @lolitalecki @angiepangiepanic

Tag Game!

Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better.

Tagged by @jovanafung​ and @merigreenleaf

How old are you?

20

What are you talented at?

listening Since this is a writing blog: dialogue, themes, setting a scene. Wordsmithing.

What is a big goal you are working toward (or have already achieved)?

writing the first draft of my first book!

What’s your aesthetic?

comfortable clothes and no makeup and unshaved legs, mismatched socks and anklets, sincerity and true friendship, nature and lots of trees, cats and dogs, libraries and books and journals of any size, shape, design.

Do you collect anything?

guitar picks, even though i rarely use them, journals, and books.

What’s a topic you always talk about?

any creative works that teach me something or touch me on an emotional level

What’s a pet peeve of yours?

when people write “defiantly” but they mean “definitely.”  also, typing the word “because,” since i almost always type it as “becuase” first and it’s a terribly difficult habit to break.

Good advice to give?

for writing and other creative endeavors: take pride in the mistakes and bad works you produce, because they are evidence that you are in the process of improving.

What are three songs you’d recommend?

Tag, You’re It: @boothewriter@thewarlordscontract@koalamuffins @whereisatinypotato @glorious74 @bootlegtaako @fueledbyfiction @write-for-sparechange @litlereddoll

If I didn’t tag you, please feel free to do this tag! Or to not do it, if you were tagged!

Natsu is E.N.D? *pfft* puh-leaseee

How can this

piece of flaming sh*t dork

be the creation of Zeref?

like this is what happens to him when Fairy Tail’s best S-Class wizard punches him just look at him turn into a star okay A FREAKING STAR IN THE SKY

C'mon, Zeref you must have been drunk when you created E.N.D because I bet you that a scary ass demon can’t do this

or this

or even chill around like this

It can’t be, ‘kay? Gildarts demolishing an entire hill turned him into this

His reaction to getting Playboy-esque magazines instead of food is absolutely priceless 

I REFUSE to be convinced that he is E.N.D

Natsu can’t be E.N.D right?

RIGHT??

RIGHT??!!!\

*runs away while laughing like a mad man*

BONUS:

More tags hehe

THANKS @shady-adventurer LUV YOU
rules: tag 20 of your followers you wanna get to know better

Nickname: uh lex, bubby, lexi, and uh probably others
Gender: Female
Starsign: Aries
Height: 5'8
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Favourite Character: There’s so many how do I choose? (Thor is no. 1)
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Favourite Colour: Purple
Favourite Animal: Alligator
Average Hours of Sleep: 8 hours
Cat or Dog person: DOG
Number of Blankets I sleep with: It’s always 6, and one of them is a heated blanket 
Favourite Singer/Band: One direction, twenty one pilots, the 1975, all time low, and FOB
Dream Trip: AUSTRALIA OMFG
Dream Job: Anything to do with animals. Or biology. I love bio
When was your blog created: 2012? Maybe.
What made you join tumblr: I don’t even remember. Probably an internet friend

I tag: @siddiction @stargazing-lester @philpancakes @philiplesty @i-craft-ladders @smh-i-am-not-interesting @leftsharklester @danhowcll @kisshood