how do i even

Inspired by @linddzz’s adorably chaotic fic: http://linddzz.tumblr.com/post/154043407348/man-i-hope-you-werent-hoping-for-newt-sitting in which Newt, our blessed protagonist who does not, and never will truly understand self-preservation, tries to fly on something that is not a fantastic beast. Credence must, as always, protect this man from himself.

Usually when I reach a milestone number I make a long post about how much my followers mean to me and how awesome tumblr can be

but this many people…requires I lay down for a while and think about what I’ve done.

I’ll make a more coherent post tomorrow, and try to think of something special to do (darnit this wasn’t supposed to happen until after my current giveaway ended).

For now, just know that I love all of you cheeseballs.