how dis shit happen oh baby

♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS
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  • ❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
  • ❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
  • ❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
  • ❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
  • ❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
  • ❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
  • ❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
  • ❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
  • ❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
  • ❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
  • ❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
  • ❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
  • ❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
  • ❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
  • ❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
  • ❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
  • ❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
  • ❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
  • ❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
  • ❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
  • ❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
  • ❛ Chicken shit! ❜
  • ❛ Pussy! ❜
  • ❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
  • ❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
  • ❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
  • ❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
  • ❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
  • ❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
  • ❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
  • ❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
  • ❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
  • ❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
  • ❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
  • ❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜
  • ❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
  • ❛ I think you killed us. ❜
  • ❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
  • ❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
  • ❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
  • ❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
  • ❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
  • ❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
  • ❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
  • ❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
  • ❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
  • ❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
  • ❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜
dating nct ten!1!!!1!11!

• “babBBbBBYYyyYYy”
• “i love you too babe”
• “im…i can’t say your name babe, im just gonna call you ten”
• lots of skinship!!!!!!
• butt slaps ugh
• “ur so hot”
• “im hotter than TEN thousand degrees. ha, baby, get it, ha”
• he loves you, everything about you is so cute and loveable and sexy to him.
• lots of nose touching
• god his nose is perfect
• “god, ur nose is perfect”
• lots of cute little gestures that make you want to cry.
• dance breaks!!!!!
• “smack it smack it smack it in the rear”
• “UR SO HOT”
• “I LOVE U.”
• johnny messes w ten a lot and you’re just like “nooooo johnny don’t mess w my babyyyyy”
• “lol jk i agree.”
• “NO IM JUST KIDDING TEN, DONT CRY. I LOVE YOU”
• “ill protect you baby!!!!!”
• “ten, ten, ten stop you- you cried bc i went to the bathroom and left you alone for 2 minutes.”
• “iT. Was. DARK OUT. THE TREE LOOKED LIKE A PERSON.”
• o yeah he calls you babe and baby a lot.
• he once made you cry bc ten isn’t good at memorizing things other than really, really important things and dance moves.
• so here’s what happened:
• ten got a new phone
• all contacts lost bc that’s how sm rolls w the phone shit
• you texted him not knowing
• “hey”
• “who dis”
• “??? excuse me”
• “knew phone who dis” ten, used the wrong new.
• “you didn’t memorize my number?”
• “WHO IS THIS.”
• “ten who do you think it is.”
• “IM CALLING”
• you pick up the phone and start crying bc :“( and ten freaks out and he’s like “o nOBABY. BABY N O BABE.”
• it took him all night, but he memorized your number
• and you cried again bc “oh my god please don’t do this for me, i overreacted, you must bc super tired pls get sleep babe”
• but he insisted and was super proud and couldn’t stop smiling after he got it down
• LOTS OF CUDDLES
• tens tiny, so you two are tiny together and you two just hug in whatever position is the most comfortable
• when you’re sad, tens like “ :”“((((( let me give you a hug, you precious baby”
• ten kissed you on your forehead and nose a lot and you’re like “stop it” but you love it
• ten really doesn’t get jealous it’s like “i grabbed a cup of coffee with my ex boyfriend today”
• “that’s nice, what’d you guys talk about? did you have a nice time? it’s cool you two are still cool.” but unlike most boyfriends he’s genuinely curious about what you did and whether or not you had fun
• he trusts you that much
• you know what rhymes with trust
• thrust
• his hip thrusts send you to the heavens above
• sexy time w ten is so unexpected bc he’s normally so happy and he’s a baby who wants all of your attention
• then he turns serious and then he just crashes his lips on yours and you melt like butter.
• his dance performances bring tears to your eyes bc my god- do i need to explain
• you tease him a lot bc he’s on hit the stage
• “DID YOU SAY HI TO TAEMIN TODAY.”
• and you also tease him for the ghost prank thing on hit the stage. ten can’t stand that.
• “//sends the video clip of him screaming//”
• “stoOooOOOP”
• “it’s cute”
• but you compliment him a lot bc gosh he did well
• “IT WAS LIKE- LIKE YOU WERE REALLY POSSESSED.”
• “thank u, thank u”
• ~(^u^)~
• he sends a lot of emojis
• lots of hearts
• “why do you call johnny a fatass”
• “cause HE A FATASS.”
• “who’s your favorite person in the whole wide world, ten”
• “my MOM, then my DAD, then you”
• “….at least you’re honest”
• SUCH GREAT COUPLE SELFIES
• “I LIKE THIS PICTURE. AND THIS ONE TOO. GOD TEN YOU’RE SO PHOTOGENIC. I LOVE THIS PICTURE TOO. OH GO D !1!?!1!!”
• you guys have one official, couple t shirt
• you guys wear it all the time to the point where everyone in the group gasps and takes pictures when you two wear something different
• you and ten never fight
• but you do argue about who’s hotter
• jaemin cannot deal with it.
• “you’re so fucking hot, babe.”
• “mhm, well, you’re hotter okay?”
• “let’s settle this in the bedro-”
• “PLEASE DON’T DO THIS AGAIN. IT’S DISGUSTING.” -everyone. esp jaemin and donghyuck.
• “go on. do it. ill hurt you if you continue. but do it. i dare you.” - johnny and taeyong and hansol.
• “IF Y'ALL DONT SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I’LL KILL YOU TWO FIRST, THEN KILL MYSELF NEXT” - doyoung, yuta
• “hehe they’re talking about dirty things” - jaehyun, kun, taeil
• “lol what” - winwin, jeno, mark, jisung
• ten loves feeding you
• he’s just like “here babe eat!!!!!”
• and you just, eat, and then give him a small kiss on the cheek on on the tip of his nose and everyone’s like “aw y'all cute, but fuck off w that.”
• “ill teach you how to dance”
• you send him his predebut pics all the time
• and his response is either “who’s this hot piece of ass” or “ew what the-”
• he loves to rest his head on your shoulder, vise versa
• he likes to touch you and like, pinch you like, he just likes touching you, a lil too much.
• asks you a lot of weird questions “what if i got eaten by alligators and got shit out whole and managed to survive, what would you do? would you ever kiss me again.”
• “????????”
• snapchats you derps and then sends “i feel betrayed and attacked” when you take a screenshot.
• you’re on his snapchat story so, much. you’re basically the only thing on his snapchat stories. it’s intense.
• he pouts a little when you don’t do things his way
• he pouts a lot when you watch other dancers dancing and you’re like “uGH hot”
• “THE OTHER GUYS IN SIX PACK ARE REALLY GOOD, TEN.”
• “you know im-”
• “ROCKY HAS ABS TOO? AND HES ONLY SIXTEEN? WHAT-”
• “I HAVE ABS TOO”
• “okok you attention wanting baby, you’re the hottest”
• “thank u babe”
• you tell him to dance to new kpop songs lot
• “do a freestyle to exo’s monster”
• “¡¡¡¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿¿”
• y'all say “i love you, babe” more times than you breathe.
• when he smiles, you smile
• when he touches you or rests his hands on your shoulder or something, you get butterflies in your stomach and you’re like “ten ugh-”
• “what”
• “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.”
• “me too, i love you too- are u ok”
• “just peachy.”
• you touch ten’s face a lot just, poking it and stuff
• he’s so good looking
• he smiles when you poke his cheeks or something and he’s just like “i feel like play dough”
• “me or johnny”
• “you forevER.”
• his lips are really soft and they’re super sweet
• he secretly eats candy or a mint or something, anything sweet before he kisses you so you taste his lips and kiss him longer
• tens pretty smart.
• ^ all in the wrong subjects tho
• ten plays with your hair a lot and tries to make you look pretty but it only results in your hair somehow getting messed up
• he once tried to do your make up
• “never again.”
• “agreed”

WELL THIS WAS TEN. I’M JUST KINDA, DOING THESE ONE MEMBER AT A TIME AND THEY’RE NOT IN ORDER (OBVIOUSLY. BUT IM SORRY. I’M TOO LAZY TO PUT THEM IN ORDER)

Let’s Talk about HTGAWM | 4x08 (Winter Finale)

THE FINALE HAS COME TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AND I’M SO FUCKING GLAD I DIDN’T PREDICT IT ALL LIKE I DID LAST YEAR.

So, let’s start with what I totally predicted:

- Laurel did go to Annalise’s house because Annalise got involved in the Antares Scheme. 

- Annalise “is” the one with the baby.

- Laurel entered labor/shit happened in the elevator, and the baby came out.

That sums up what I predicted, and I’m glad I did predict the big mystery. Oh, you thought the “who died” mystery was about a main character? Nope. Not at all. And that’s okay, because they didn’t make it look like so.

Y’all remember season 3. You know how they made it look: they did a “who’s dead” mystery for the first time and set the tone for a major death in the show. This time, the presentation WAS NOT THE SAME. It all made sense when Simon got involved as the one to be framed.

My theory of shit going wrong in Antares is half right: shit did go wrong there, but it wasn’t between the main characters. The “death” was accidental, for the first time in this show. #Shocker 

Anyways, the show did a pretty good job, but the whole Antares scheme was a gimmick, because it all became clear when Simon confessed to Oliver. The “gimmicky” part of this was that even though someone did die, it doesn’t matter much: but it does matter because it is what unleashes the main plot - Laurel, Annalise, and the Baby.

The parallels from Annalise and Laurel were so well done, even if I predicted them, as you’d know if you read my past posts. Anyways, I ditched the whole idea of the baby being dead when I saw the “adult” mark in the heart monitor in the ER, which we all know is where Simon is right now.

Asher probably got fingerprints in the gun and/or just was suspected because he was the one who called 911 - and it’s safe to say you should suspect when other person says “X shot himself in the head”, right?

I predicted Simon would die by the time of the confession, and that was totally fine, because it looks like they did it on purpose. How To Get Away With Murder without Murder or Death would be somewhat strange, wouldn’t it?

Annalise finding Laurel? It was all pretty clear by the time Annalise called her saying she’d help. The parallels can’t get stronger than that, right? I realized they would drop the cliffhanger of the baby surviving because look: the scene was already grotesque. Laurel had her baby 2 months earlier, she bled all over an elevator and passed out. If the baby died in the end, it’d be the darkest plot point in the show. AND THAT WOULD BE SAYING SOMETHING.

The questions that remain should be answered in 4x09. The flashforward we have seen must be put into place, and I don’t want to predict them all right now. I do have an idea. BUT TELL ME YOURS. I’LL SAY MINE IF YOU SAY YOURS. Help me here, bros.

Anyways, I predicted a lot of stuff, I miscalculated another lot. The episode was amazing, thrilling and it was shocking, but nothing seemed like a something done for shock value, not even the gimmick I mentioned.

Thus, I’m going to follow my own request and try to predict one thing from Season 4B:

You see the scene where the ER and Annalise and the baby are put “side by side” (they alternate between each place)? I would say it’s foreshadow to make it seem that someone died so someone could live, aka: Simon will die to “balance” the good happening, which would be the baby surviving.

OH, AND THE BABY IS CLEARLY MIXED. WES. IS. THE. FATHER.

SEE Y’ALL IN JANUARY