The Big 4: Mommy, Daddy, how did you meet?
Jellal: W-well, we -
Erza: We were childhood friends!
Jellal: Yes, that’s good, listen to your mother …
*Gajeel stares into the distance in horror while Levy quickly changes the subject*
Natsu: Well, it was sort of a coincidence. We ended up in the same town and your mom bought me food so I had to give her a hand when she almost got tricked into this sex trafficking ring and -
Lucy: NATSU, WHAT THE HELL!!!
Gray: Your mother blatantly refused to leave me alone until I finally admitted my feelings to myself and her.
Juvia: ~~ It was so romantic! ~~