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WIP : Ships for Providence

Hello everyone !

I stopped for a moment the painting of the minis and the design of new buildings to focus on the 3 ships.

Some of you may have seen them in some of my previous pictures. They come from Ainsty casting.

For a year, I was not sure how to manage them. I have no skill in model ships. But I finally got started. I started with the sloop-of-war, the smallest.

I initially painted a red part, but I did not like it. I preferred to use several shades of brown.

I put some cannons, but they are too long. I have to buy some smaller ones.

Now the most arduous happens. I have to make masts and ropes. I have no blueprint. Only pictures of sloops. I think I can do it. I hope, but it will take time.

Stay connected, more stuff will come soon !

i swear i won’t mention this again but like i don’t kno if u guys understand how genuinely surprised i am that y’all like my pics and that u think i’m cute. i don’t really take pictures cause of my own insecurities, but when i did my friends would never say stuff like that. the only time i really remember is when i got professional pics and i think that’s abt it. i don’t really mind, it’s all good that they never said anything, but that’s why i might seem so surprised. because it literally doesn’t happen

Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:


“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

a comprehensive list of every harry potter character i want to know more about
  • hannah abbott - is she doing okay? how’s her and neville’s relationship going? do they have any kids? does she make like the best butterbeer ever? i want to know
  • bathsheda babbling - apparently she was the ancient runes teacher at hogwarts and truly i just want to know more about her because look at that fucking name
  • katie bell - how’s my girl katie doing? hopefully not too affected by that whole dark curse thing she had to deal with? also i just want to know more about her like how’d she get into quidditch what were her stats like when did her and oliver wood get married
  • phineas negillus black - truly it’s tragic that whenever i picture him in my mind i see phineas from phineas and ferb with black hair and a very large black wizarding cloak on but like besides that how was he as a headmaster? what was he like? does he take joy in being a little dick head? i truly want to know
  • susan bones - how is she after her aunt’s death? what’s she doing with her life? susan bones sounds like the type of girl who’d be really really good at braiding hair. is she really really good at braiding hair?
  • lavender brown - i hope she’s doing okay and that she’s learning to live with the scars greyback gave her and hopefully she’s not a werewolf and listen she just liked ron is that really such a crime jk rowling did her so dirty!!! also i want to know everything about her and parvati’s relationship “friendship” and all the crazy make-outs shenanigans they got into
  • charity burbage - how’d she get into teaching muggle studies? was she scared those last few moments of her life? was she a good teacher? why the hell did jk rowling never let us witness a muggle studies class
  • alecto & amycus carrow - damn tell me everything about these two what was their childhood how’d they get into the dark arts literally how far were they willing to go because like torturing children is just fucking evil
  • the cattermoles - did they actually grab their family and get out of britain?? i sure hope so
  • penelope clearwater - how’s she doing??? did she get like fucking awesome grades?? how’d she react when percy was being a Dick? important questions
  • dennis creevey - legit how many times did collin write to him about harry? i bet dennis was like “jesus fuck mate shut up”. is he doing okay? i sure hope so. i hope he got into photography too
  • fleur delacour - listen i just want to know MORE what kind of student was she??? how many friends did she have??? i want more elaboration on her relationship with her sister. i want a whole god damn book just about fleur’s life. god damn it
  • dedalus diggle - how did anyone let him become an auror with a name like that
  • the dumbledores - please, for the love of god, i’d die if jk rowling gave us a book on the dumbledores. think about all that information. wow.
  • arabella figg - how did a squib get in contact with dumbledore? how was her life growing up being a squib? what were all her cat’s names? did she go play bridge every night with her friends? these are questions i need answers to
  • seamus finnigan - “me mam” oh you sweet boy how i love you. when was the first time he and dean kissed and was it as magical as he thought?? i won’t rest until i am answered
  • mundungnus fletcher - so like did he become like he is because of his name or did he change his name to reflect the fact that he was an utter piece of shit
  • filius flitwick - how’d he get into charms!!! what were his favorite teaching methods!!! favorite students!!! literally anything!!!
  • florean fortescue - i want to know every single damn flavor of ice cream he had in his shop. also, did he ever reopen it??
  • astoria greengrass - how’d she and draco meet? what are her political views?? her family life??? what kind of mother was she to scorpius?? i bet she was a damn elegant one
  • rubeus hagrid - like i want DETAILS about his life at hogwarts. every damn one. and about his life afterwards. i want a tour of his cottage. transcripts of every date he went on with madame maxime or whatever. a list of every single pet he ever owned. i want stories about him going to romania and visiting charlie. i want EVERYTHING
  • angelina johnson - my BITCH how’s she doing???? how’s life after hogwarts for her?? is she kicking ass and taking names?? i sure hope so. is she playing quidditch? or maybe she’s like a wizarding lawyer or something like stone cold bitch!!!! love that girl. what kind of mother is she? when did she and george fall in love?? does she still meet up with alicia spinnet and katie bell every once in a while for tea and biscuits and a chat?
  • lee jordan - IS HE A PROFESSIONAL COMMENTATOR. THAT’S ALL I WANT TO KNOW
  • bellatrix lestrange - i honestly just want to know everything about her. how was she growing up? her relationship with her sisters? when did she like fall in love or infatuation or lust or whatever with voldemort??? is like the no nose thing a kink? when’d she lose her mind? important questions
  • frank and alice longbottom - how’d they meet? how’d they fall in love? how’d they get married? they deserved better
  • ernie macmillan - did he ever stop being such a little bitch?
  • minerva mcgonagall - LEGITIMATELY EVERYTHING I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING i want a 1000 page essay detailing her time at hogwarts
  • cormac mclaggen - did he ever stop being such a big dick?
  • the patil sisters - listen tell me about like hinduism and magic and indian culture and hindu mythology and magic and also just everything about these sisters and their sisterly bond and how they were both underestimated and taken for giggling girls even though they were smart as fuck i love them
  • kingsley shacklebolt - okay i wanna hear how awesome he was at school and about how everyone loved him and i wanna hear about his adventures in the ministry and him talking to the muggle prime minister and basically how fucking awesome he was
  • dean thomas - his love for soccer!!!! tell me all about it!!!! his love for seamus!!!!! tell me all about it!!!!
  • ted tonks - how did he and andromeda fall in love??? did he try to convince her he was worth it???? was he Smooth As Fuck??? important questions
  • the weasleys - like i KNOW we know a ton about them but i just want MORE. i want more charlie and bill and bill and ginny’s relationship and all the siblings hanging out and i just want MORE of the dynamic
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

This whole season was bullshit.

- Why did they redeem Mary’s character?
- How on earth John Watson could forgive someone for shooting Sherlock Holmes?
- Why was John’s Blog a .jpg picture?
- Why is the blog no longer active?
- What’s the deal with the skull painting?
- Why did John stayed with Mary if he didn’t love her?
- What was the point of DI Hopkins?
- Why was John&Mary’s flat mirrored?
- Why did Mary take a bullet for Sherlock defying the laws of physics?
- Why did John do nothing to save his wife?
- What was written in John’s letter to Sherlock?
- Why did I have to witness John beating Sherlock up in the morgue?
- Why did they build up the whole “you need romantic entaglement” thing and then…do nothing about it?
- How did Eurus end up back in Sherrinford?
- What was the final problem?
- Why did they treat Molly’s character like shit?
- How could they save John from the well using a rope when he was chained at the ankles?
- How could John and Sherlock jumping off the fucking window and not being injured in the least?
- How could 221b explode but the furniture remained intact?
- Why does Mary keep sending freaking dvds from the dead?

- HOW IS THIS THE SAME SHOW I FELL IN LOVE WITH
- WHAT WAS GROUNDBREAKING ABOUT THIS EPISODE
- HOW COULD A GAY MAN QUEERBAIT HIS AUDIENCE LIKE THIS
- WHAT IS THIS AM I DREAMING

November 11, 2016 - Happy Birthday, Wally!

In which Wally reacts to his 22nd birthday exactly the same way I did.

(Also my 22nd birthday was just 6 days ago… we’re so close in age! Just another reason to love him.)

And because I know people are gonna call me out for being unrealistic, here’s an actual picture of how his 22nd birthday goes down, you sadists:

JACKSON WANG WITH GLASSES APPRECIATION POST (a.k.a my aesthetic)

Let me bless your dash really quick with some pictures of one of the most precious people on this earth. The Wang and only (see what i did there ;) ), my King, Jackson Wang. Grab a water bottle and take a seat because you’re going to need to quench that thirst soon. 

Are you ready? Ok, LET’S GO Im not ready myself

Jackson with glasses + suspenders combo OMFG kick me pls

My cute King ♥

Why does he look like Jonghyun from SHINee in this pic below? lol

Look at how smol he is!!!!! Puppy King

Jackson well fed is also my aesthetic

Brown hair + glasses + smile = ♥♥♥♥

Are you still alive? …No? Me neither! :D

Draw for Glory

konnichiwa amigos,

There is a contest going on and you should definitely participate because you can win NOTHING! That’s right. Nothing. Some peace of mind you have always wanted.

How to enter:

Let this ^ prompt inspire you and then just..you know… draw.

‘Rules’:

  • Use the above prompt
  • Draw it
  • Take a picture of your drawing or a screenshot and upload it to Tumblr (do not reblog this post with your drawing)
  • Important: use the tag dfg17 (draw for glory 2017)
  • You have until February the 26th 

On the 27th I will ask our community to explore the dfg17 tag so they can vote by liking the entries (like we did for the icon). I can guarantee that your art will be seen by hundreds of people. You will gain some followers and new admirers (not that this should motivate you). 

The top three will get a special place on this blog: The Wall of Glory

Now gather your supplies and draw. Because remember, the universe is yours to draw. 

It’s also telling that Liam and Niall didn’t take pictures with fans at the wembley arena, while Harry did. He could have easily said no or remained hidden behind his bodyguards in the backstage and yet he posed with the fan/contestant/whoever she was knowing she would have posted it, despite his face and his eyes and the fact that you could easily tell how much he was suffering and that he cried a lot. I think he wanted to take at least one pic to confirm his presence there considering there’s not much he can do other than this unfortunately, and he knew he was not allowed to be anywhere else publicly around Louis last night. it was a subtle but very clever. The band also didn’t make it about them being there (they would have never, after all) considering they could have taken countless pics with backstage people and fans. I love this. I love that Louis is surrounded by people like them. 

youtube au

  • baz is a beauty guru
  • simon is the cute husband behind the camera
  • baz: *puts on face mask*
  • “do I look sexy now?”
  • we all hear simon laughing in the background
  • he’s in charge of editing too
  • not to mention the countless vlogs every time they go to events
  • “we’re here at hayman island with tarte”
  • “brought my drone with me”
  • takes ootd photos of baz on instagram
  • makes sure the lighting and angle are always on point
  • and husband buys my make up challenge
  • *simon sees promo pictures of baz with benefit*
  • *takes photos with it*
  • “LOOK BABE IT’S YOU”
  • “let’s see how good snow does”
  • and simon knows his shit ok
  • “I literally film you while doing your make up what did you expect”
  • and just
  • everyone loves them ok
  • “and please subscribe to my cha-”
  • *simon sneezing*
  • “whoops”
  • “and this is why people love my blooper reel”
Okay but imagine: The Chocobros (+ a couple extra) meeting Avalanche

Cloud & Noctis:
- comparing/showing off their swords
- who’s the #1 shy edge lord idk it’s a fuckin toss up
- sharing tips on how to maintain the Chocobutt hairstyle
- probably become best friends but both are too cool (they think) to admit it

Prompto & Yuffie:
- way too much energy
- oh shit where’d they go
- running around taking pictures and playing pranks on everyone
- Prompto develops a crush on her because who doesn’t he have a crush on
-“WHERE’S THE MATERIA?”
“The what???”

Ignis, Vincent, & Nanaki:
- deep ass conversations you can’t even handle it
- Vincent probably isn’t talking tho
- I can see Iggy and Nanaki getting along so well

Cid & Cid:
- grumbling and swearing
- probably drinking some god damn tea
- talking about airships, weapons, vehicles, whatever they’ve been working on
- talking about “them crazy fuckin kids” but they secretly love them

Gladio, Barret, & Tifa:
- you’ve got a front row seat to thE GUN SHOW
- Gladio and Barret trying to out-do each other, probably end up sparring
- Tifa shows up in all her 5'4" glory and knocks them both off their feet (literally)
- Gladio digs that, Barret wants to kill him even more

Luna & Aerith:
- YOU KNOW these angels will be talking about flowers
- Aerith’s lilies and Luna’s sylleblossoms
- Aerith braiding Luna’s hair
- you’ll get cavities if you go anywhere near them, way too sweet.

BONUS
Ardyn & Sephiroth:
-sharing tragic backstories and their descent into madness
- Pres & Vice Pres of the Magnificent Hair Committee
- “I impaled Cloud with my sword, twice”
“Brilliant! I made Noctis push his best friend off a moving train”
“Impressive.”
- *high five*

Reasons To Date Dean

Face times together  

When he wants to snuggle

And snuggles turn into well… this

Him singing to you 

Late night phone calls 

Him being a dork and a cutie

Him snapping you 

Dean making you take pictures of him

Jam sessions together

When you cook him food, him devouring all of it and being a happy little Deanie

Adventures and dates together

Him getting all shy

Car rides together… just being able to watch this in the car… Jesus take the wheel.. please

His weird little pose he always does

Him being FOINE

Him being RUDE LIKE REALLY RUDE STOPP 

how did talking about Dean in the car turn into this @clubeskimo i dont know if this killed you or not but… 

*these gifs and pictures are not mine credit goes out to the original gif makers as well as stills*

*except the snapchat’s i made those hehe ^^*

How I see Oumami
  • Rantaro: why did u take my wax statue and hang it in ur room
  • Ouma: wtf r u talking about amami-chan
  • Rantaro: it's hanging upside down. right there. *points*
  • Ouma: idk what ur talking about *pictures of amami falls out of his pocket*
  • Rantaro:
  • Ouma:
  • Rantaro:
  • Ouma: I can explain-
looking through pictures later
  • Lizzy: How did you eventually get 5 boys to take the stage in girl's clothes?
  • Ciel: Edward did it to save you, Cheslock did it to laugh about Edward, Soma is in for anything, Joanne is a pushover, and Clayton is blind as a bat without his glasses, we didn't tell him.
  • Lizzy: Why dress them as girls in the first place?
  • Ciel: I was depressed, I thought a good laugh wouldn't hurt~
Artist problems
  • “my music playlist stopped three hours ago and I never turned it back on”
  • “merge the layer Kronk””WRONG LAYEEEEEEEEEEER”
  • “why do I even HAVE that layer”
  • “HNNNNNG I DUNNO WHAT COLORS TO USE”
  • “where the fuck is the hole”
  • “IT’S ONLY A DAMN PIXEL LARGE WHY IS IT STILL CONSIDERED A DAMN HOLE”
  • “writing action SUCKS”
  • “Hm…if I kill this character I can progress this story how I want it to, but everyone will hate me…”
  • “WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT DAMN PART BE”
  • ”…how long ago did I save”
  • *site crashes*”…NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
  • “THAT’LL TAKE AGES TO RECREATE”
  • “it looked so much better in my head”
  • “i really gotta go to the bathroom BUT IF I GO I’LL GET OUT OF THE ZONE”
  • *posts work on the internet**gets two notes*”all these hours wasted”*sees a picture of a bagel with thousands of notes*”wtf”

Feel free to add more to this list.

like here’s all the things i did honestly like from that episode (which just kinda makes me dislike it more):

  • really cute connie and steven interactions
  • connie freaking out and then taking a deep breath (oddly enough i did not recognize that it was a callback to mindful education and just appreciated seeing a character visually show how to react to paranoia)
  • the fact that steven is so mixed on his views with his mom that he couldn’t eat his food while her picture stares down at him
  • that rain quickly shifting from calm to hectic and violent
  • steven spending time with his mom
  • him being self reflective and emotional over feeling like he’s with her
  • the selfie scene (a lot of emotional scenes in su dont really get to me but that scene really just made me tear up. especially that his line afterwards was “you’re just all in my head”)
  • the rain symbolism i liked. i especially liked how when the rain hit his eye it looked like he was crying.

Posting this one to tell you again how sweet he was. He did this the whole time, looking directly into people’s cameras, smiling, waving, giving thumbs up. Just making sure people got nice pictures of him. It must be the strangest experience, being the focus of so many lenses, and so many pairs of eyes. He takes it all in his stride and with so much grace. I have no idea how you do it, Norman! x

nursey is that person who takes 600 stupid pictures/videos of dex every single day and puts them on snapchat/instagram/facebook/twitter/flat out sends them to people through text, with stupid little captions like “wow” or just like a string of heart emojis. sometimes he puts them up and captions them with poetry, because he’s gross.

sometimes he’ll send a picture of dex napping to chowder and is like “how did i get so lucky dude” and chowder sends back a picture of farmer, raising her eyebrows at the camera and he’s like “SAME!!! WOW!!!” 

sometimes he tweets gross lines from poems that are CLEARLY written about dex, with a bunch of hearts, and everyone is like “awww”

dex, on the other hand, takes pictures of nursey mid-sneeze and sends them to the group chat and captions them nothing but “nice”

he takes videos of nursey snoring and puts them on snapchat, his tweets about nursey are all just out of context quotes from him when he’s high followed by a string of question marks, or the occasional “my boyfriend is an idiot” tweet. 

he texts bitty and is like “can you ask jack if he has any really good pictures of nursey?” and bitty is like “aw sure honey i’ll ask. what do you need them for?” and dex is like “im going to morph his face with a bunch of different animals. also, if he has any good pictures of geese, that would also be cool.” and bitty is just like “o…..k……”

one time he uploaded a picture to facebook that was nursey’s face photoshopped onto an egg. he captioned it with a single heart emoji. nursey shared the picture to his page. no one really understands their relationship.