how did i get so lucky omg

BTS Reaction: Their Girlfriend Being Too Short To Kiss Them

Anonymous said: Bts gif reaction to you being too short to kiss them without them bending down a bit?

A/N: Omg I’m literally fetus sized and this request made me so happy. Hope you like this!! Thanks for requesting!! <3


Jin: *giggles and bends down to kiss your nose and then your lips* “Jagi you’re so cute oh my god!!”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Suga: *doesn’t show it but lowkey loves it* “Jagii, come here and give me a kiss” *smirks*

Originally posted by leojuseyo

Namjoon: *constantly teases you and doesn’t bend down just to make you beg* “You want a kiss baby?? Too bad then” *smiles innocently*

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon

Hoseok: *boy be losing his shit every time you tag his shirt to signalize you want a kiss* “OMG IMMA KISS YOU IN SEC BUT YOU’RE SO CUTE OMG”

Originally posted by kookiyoon

Jimin: *highkey loves it because it makes him feel more powerful*  “Jagi we’re short couple goals ayeee”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Taehyung: *picks you up instead of bending down to kiss you because he finds you so cute and he feels the need to return the cuteness* “How did I get so lucky?? You’re so adorable babyyy”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook: *he constantly teases you and he ain’t even sorry* “Sorry baby, I am not into dwarfs..Grow a little taller and then ask for a kiss”

Originally posted by ktaebwi

((I’m so sorry for this gif omfg))

Wolf!Wonwoo

Requested by anon: The Wonwoo fic and Taeyang fic are so freaking cute and they are so well written too omg! Please write more fics for the both of them as they’re my favourites (: Wolf!au? Thank you ((((:

Requested by anon: Wolf!au for wonwoo or woozi! Thank you and I love your works!!

so i got the same au request i hope both of these suited your taste! LIKE I SAID I HAVE OVERWHELMING FEELS FOR WONWOO SO THIS IS PROBABLY LIKE THE LONGEST HEADCANON I’VE EVER WRITTEN THIS IS SUPER LONG OMG BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY EVERYONE!!!! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WONWOO IMAGINES :)))) if you weren’t satisfied please send me another request!

  • oKAY NO LIE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT
  • I was lying in bed and was just like “hm you know wonwoo really resembles a wolf????”
  • aND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I HAVE 2 REQUESTS ABOUT THIS AU LMAO
  • I love jeon wonwoo anyways
  • You lived near a very dense forest with your grandpa
  • Since it was a small town, there could only be so many things that could happen before word travels
  • Ofc nothing ever happens in your small town the most eventful thing was when the local market ran out of your favorite potato chips like honEST TO GOD
  • But as of late there’s been more signs of wildlife in the forest and everyone is lowkey freaking out like what is this we haven’t even had livestock in 80+ years????
  • Thanks to the dense forest there’s been showing a steadily increase in deer population yay!!!! But also what!!!!
  • With deer ofc comes…………
  • Wolves
  • Packs and packs of them
  • You’re worried for your life what if a wolf is gonna attack you one day since you’re right next to their habitat!!!!!
  • Your grandpa is just like lmao y/n chill i was a hunter back in the days we’ll be fine
  • It was a chillier day than usual in the winter and temperatures were dramatically dropping

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Bill taking care of you:

  • “awe baby what happened”
  • him cooking dinner that night
  • bringing you tea to help ease your nerves
  • rubbing your shoulders and listening to you ramble about your day
  • after dinner he’d quickly run upstairs and run you a nice warm bubble bath and snag your favorite wine
  • while your in the bath hed run to the store to grab your favorite snacks
  • setting up a fort in the living room
  • “Bill what are you doing?”
  • “well i am making a fort so we can cuddle and watch your favorite movies”
  • whispering sweet nothings
  • a lot of i love yous
  • “you’re so amazing”
  • “you’re beautiful baby”
  • he’d play with your hair like all night
  • “how did i get so lucky to have you?”
  • “bill, im the lucky one”
  • LOTS OF KISSES
  • he’d look over and see you sleeping and carry you to bed
  • kiss your head and whisper good night

Originally posted by nyotauhura

WOW i want this. but omg @unbetaedimagines you ask for this a while ago and it never posted and it disappeared and omg i’m so sorry this took forever ily

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Illustrations for Vertigo by ozonecologne

Vertigo: a feeling of dizziness, a swimming in the head, figuratively a state in which all things seem to be engulfed in a whirlpool of terror. See also: Alfred Hitchcock’s romantic story of obsession, manipulation, and fear.

A California detective, Castiel Novak, is forced to retire after his fear of heights causes the death of a fellow officer. Castiel is then hired by an old acquaintance, Luke Shurley, as a private investigator to follow his brother Michael, who has been behaving strangely. 

Here we find a beautiful man haunted by the desperate, unexplainable urge to destroy himself, and a retired cop possessed by the paralyzing vertigo that made him afraid of high places. What was the strange attraction that brought these two together in spite of the specters that threatened to keep them apart? Over time Castiel learns that Michael Shurley truly is not who he says he is, and that discovery and its tragic outcome leads our hero deeper and deeper into a spiral of madness and lies. 

This is a story of second chances. This is the story of a love so powerful that it broke down all barriers between past and present, and between life and death itself.

Back in August (omg August!) I read 120 summaries, and put the one I couldn’t get out of my head for days on the very top of my claims list. This is how I ended up here - with Vertigo, a story I had been sketching for before I even got to read it, and Maddie, who has been the sweetest, most amazing challenge partner! How did I get so lucky…?  ( *˙ ꒳ ˙* )♥♥

HOW TO PROCEED

Option A: Go read Vertigo!

Option B: Take a look at some spoilery banner art.

Option C: Seriously, go read the story!! It’s so good…!

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anonymous asked:

my coworker is pregnant and she smokes! She actually told me that she doesn't think it's a big deal because "I smoked during the first 7 months of my first pregnancy and my son was born fine! I think those doctors are just overly cautious. Pfft." First off just because he's physically fine you don't know he's mentally fine, secondly even if you did get lucky the first time how do you know it won't be different with this baby??? I'm so scared for her kids omg

Please don’t smoke people. I lost my mom, dad (who was up to three cartons a week), all my grandparents, and my uncle to smoking related issues. I know it’s hard to quit but it’s harder on your family that will miss you when your gone.

This is a genuine plea for all smokers to try to quit and not necessarily to this poster specifically.

-Rodney

anonymous asked:

THE NEW PICTURES OMG!!!!! ok I know they're all touchy and all but this is OFF CAM (yes cams were forbidden tonight, so we're very lucky an army took the risk to take some). THIS IS HOW THEY ACT WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY CAMERA! SO THE ONE WHO'S GONNA TELL ME IT'S FANSERVICE WILL HAVE TO FITE MEH! I'm ded.

OMG FORREALLLLL?!!! WHAT AN IN-TER-EST-ING TIDBIT OF INFORMATION.

I mean did they really trust that there were no cameras in the venue IDK. But like, I heard that this was after their exhausting day so is it safe to say this is how they act when they’re tired and pliant and just left to their own means??? Do they just naturally get clingy like this??!?!!?! I seriously can’t believe my eyes still like wheeeerreeee did this come from. Normally on encore stages and things like they just hover around each other or quietly pass by but WTF IS THIS. I’ve never seen them like and reciprocating as well ToT

Maybe they really are just tired and this is one way to comfort themselves but…

also this is only the second day of promotions NEW ERA NEW FLIRTING INDEED EVERY ERA IS A GREATER JIKOOK ERA THAN THE LAST WHAT IS LIFE 

Homecoming- Joavin AU

Title: Homecoming 

Pairing: Joavin (Joaquin Desantos x Kevin Keller)

Length: 531 words (Sorry it’s so short!)

Genre: Little bit of angst, fluff. 

Warnings: None 

A/N: So, this is really short, but everyone was asking for a fic so here it is! I’ll do a longer one soon but I definitely wanted to get this one out because SO MANY of you were asking. I was very flattered that, that many people wanted me to write something! Enjoy! 


It was the morning of homecoming and Kevin Keller had been pacing around his room all morning. He knew that he was going to take Joaquin, but he wasn’t sure that Joaquin wanted to go. Joaquin would want to keep up his Southside Serpent reputation, Kevin was convinced. 

“Kev, you okay?” his dad knocked on the door. He walked in and saw Kevin pacing and trying very hard not to bite his nails. “Kev, what’s going on?” Kevin continued to pace but answered.

“I’m alright, just thinking about what shoes I’m supposed to wear with the suit I bought for homecoming.” He lied, he knew if his father found out he was dating a Serpent, he was done for. 

“I liked the ones you picked out when you bought it, but if you’re second guessing, I think the black dress ones would go just as well.” Mr. Keller said and patted Kevin on the shoulder. Kevin flashed his father a small smile as he walked out the door. 

Soon, Kevin heard knocking at his window. He turned around to see Joaquin hanging on tightly to the window ledge. He rushed over to the window to open it and as soon as he did, he was greeted with a kiss. Joaquin pulled himself in through the window into the bedroom. 

“Hey, preppy.” he greeted once he was inside and had detached his lips from Kevin’s. “You okay, you look worried.” He took his head and led him over to the bed. The two sat on the edge, Joaquin rubbing circles into Kevin’s hand with his thumb. 

“Ummm…” Kevin hesitated, not knowing whether or not he wanted to bring up what was making him so nervous. But he realized that it was Joaquin, his boyfriend, he could trust him. “So, I was just nervous that you only asked me to the dance because I wanted to go, and now you’re having second thoughts because it will ruin your reputation…” he quickly spoke and Joaquin was overwhelmed, but once he had heard what Kevin had said, he had been a little hurt.

“You think that I care more about my reputation than I do about you? Kevin, do you know how important you are to me?” He asked running his free hand through his hair. “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I wouldn’t be worried about my reputation more than I would be worried about whether or not you’re happy.”

“It’s just, this is the first time I’m bringing a boyfriend to a dance, I wanted to make sure you wanted to be there too. It wouldn’t be as fun if you weren’t enjoying yourself.” Kevin explained looking at his feet. 

Joaquin stood up and pulled Kevin up with him. 

“I’m the first boyfriend you’re taking to a dance?” Kevin nodded. Joaquin sighed and kissed Kevin’s cheek. “Then this dance will be special, and I really want to go. It may not be my scene, but I think I’ll have a good time.” Joaquin reassured him. Kevin smiled.

“Joaquin Desantos, how did I get so lucky?” he asked and pressed his lips to Joaquin’s.

“I don’t know, you tell me.”

anonymous asked:

Can you please do a headcanons about Race seeing his s/o in a dress for the first time thanks ;)

okie doke so i am really sorry i haven’t written anything in a hot minute but i am back from hell and i am ready to go!! race is my bby okay time to remember how to write

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ed picks up oswald from the iceberg lounge after a night of celebrating some great criminal accomplishment, and oswald is totally wasted, like he ends up verbalizing his internal monologue of being Constantly Awed by ed and their relationship. ed’s leading him out the door and oswald is just leaning heavily on him like ‘ed!!! omg! ed you’re so handsome and funny and smart, and you’re mine? how did i get so lucky, wowow i love you so much!!’. and ed just smiles a dorky, flattered smile and kisses the side of oswald’s head bc yes i love you too, you silly drunk bird.

anonymous asked:

justin during blowjobs

so justin would definitely be holding your hair back in a ponytail and be bringing your head back and forth, I feel like he’d get aggressive when he was getting close and you’d have tears in your eyes from the reflex, he’d have his head thrown back and would be grunting and moaning your name softly saying how much he loves you and “how did I get so fucking lucky” after he would pull you up to him and say “thank you baby maybe I should repay you hmm” and he would give you the best fucking repayment you could ask for , hell yes the boy works wonders with his tongue

You’re cute when you’re mad (ERIC NAM)

Type: Angst/Fluff

Request: omg omg eric nam angst/fluff where he’s mad for the first time but you think he’s cute and you guys end up being all lovey dovey (I’m so glad you started Eric Nam requests)

Summary: you’re even cute when you’re mad, how did I ever get so lucky?


Dating someone was stressful, being busy was stressful, and being famous was stressful but you guys never seemed to get mad at eachother and just enjoyed being together instead of fighting or yelling. So when he came barging into your apartment with a scowl on his face you got worried “aw what’s wrong baby?” you cooed turning away from the bowling pot on the stove “nothing” he mumbled taking a seat at the island burying his head into his hands. “Are you sure nothing’s wrong Eric?” you ask wording differently “YES Y/N I am sure nothing is wrong” he tells you making his speech very clear and you turned the stove off, moving the pot to a cool burner turning to him. “Alright I was just asking because you never walk in here all grum-” “WILL YOU STOP AND MOVE PAST IT!” he yells looking you in the eyes.

He seemed shocked by his own actions as he saw the blank stare before walking to stand next to his chair “babe I didn’t mean it I swe-why are you giggling?” he asked as he watched a smile catch on your face. His hand slid behind your head so you were looking up at him “you’re just really cute when you’re mad” you tell him staring into his eyes. All his anger seemed to vanish and a smile rose on his lips.

He stood up and took your cheeks into his hands “how do you do that?” he asks “do what?” you asked back laying your hands onto his and proceeded to run your thumb along them. “You always have this way to make me smile when I should be mad at something, or when I’m sad you’re there with my favorite things, or when I just want to be alone I somehow want you there with me” he listed off “there’s just so much you do that makes me happy and smile. I just feel blessed to have you” he continues. His hands felt the heat pick up off of your cheeks and he could tell he made you blush “don’t smirk after that cute speech, it makes you seem cocky” you tell him as his face fell and he let out a laugh “I didn’t even know I was, I’m sorry” he said as he leaned down and caught your lips with his. As he pulled back he placed his lips onto your forehead and the two of you rocked slowly.

“I really love you Y/N”

“I really love you too Eric”

Tinder success!

Y'ALL my sugaring life might be officially on hold for now.
I met the MOST PERFECT vanilla guy on Tinder. Handsome, tall, amazing kisser, super successful, no kids, SO SWEET, and he owns a beautiful home in the Hollywood Hills.(he got moneyyyyy)
We’ve had four dates, and he hasn’t even tried to bang me yet, but he said he thought I was really pretty and that he really likes me.😭 After our last date, he said I could sleep over since it was pretty late and I’d been drinking, and he totally just wanted to sleep and cuddle. Legit probably the first Tinder guy who’s actually being respectful and trying to get to know me first. What. And he’s super hot and nice. How did I get so lucky matching with him omg.

He’s constantly traveling for work and already brought me a little gift from his last trip(and obviously has insisted on paying for everything we’ve done so far) so I could see this being such an amazing spoiled gf situation.


Pray for me that he’s not just another fuckboy. This is the first man who I’ve been actually excited about in a very long time.

Will update after our next few dates 💕

anonymous asked:

drarry hc in which draco always tries to take harry's glasses off his face with the excuse that he wants to clean them, but in fact draco simply loves to see the greenish glow of his boyfriend's eyes without the lenses in the way (even if that stubborn blonde will never admit that out loud). I JUST THINK ABOUT THAT A LOT AND WANTED TO SHARE W/ YOU

omg yes!! i can just imagine draco sighing in fake disgusting and being like “god potter, your glasses are filthy!” and just taking them off harry’s face. and harry is just like “uh ok” and just lets him bc whatever draco is just weird sometimes. and draco wipes the lenses on his shirt but peeks up at harry’s face so he can see his bright green eyes and he just smiles to himself because harry is so perfect and how did i get so lucky. and then he simply gives them back to harry, and harry takes them and puts them back on. but then he pulls draco in and gives him a kiss because draco doesnt need to admit it because although harry may be oblivious sometimes, he always 100% knows everything about draco malfoy and whats going on in his head

anonymous asked:

tfw ur gf is just so fucking cute what the FUCK how did i get blessed with such an angel fuck man,,,,

dude ur so lucky omg !! Cherish Her

Use Your Mouth

Scenario: first time giving oral for Yunhyeong

Rating: Mature [ ! ]

Originally posted by teambgasm


You wanted to do this for him.

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Your hands were shaking as you waited for Yunhyeong to come home. This was the first time that you tried taking initiative in the bedroom, it was something that you had never done before. Doubt swarmed in your mind, what if you failed at pleasuring him and you just embarrassed yourself? Oh god, you would feel so bad if he forced himself to lie and pretend to like it. It seemed a little late to change your mind now as you looked at what you had been preparing the whole day.

The turn of the door knob interrupted you from further negative thoughts.

Yunhyeong froze in his tracks when he saw you. He couldn’t help but grin at the scene laid out before him. His eyes hungrily roamed your body exposed in all its glory.

Yunhyeong cupped your face and his thumb ran over your cheek. You leaned into his touch earning a small smile from him. As much as you would’ve liked to stay in this position you knew that his lower half was starting to react to your seductions.

“What’s the special occasion?” he asked.

“Just an experiment.” You noticed him bite his bottom lip hearing your reply.

You rejected his attempt to kiss you earning a small eyebrow raise.

“Let me be the one to pleasure you today, baby.”

With a burst of confidence you wrapped arms around his neck and engaged him in a kiss. Yunhyeong’s hands were at your back pushing you to come closer and feel his chest. You felt his tongue trying protrude your mouth, but you wouldn’t allow him. You were the one always being teased now it was your chance to get back at him. He let out a small pained whimper at your rejections, so you finally allowed his tongue to enter. Taking the opportunity Yunhyeong suddenly grabbed the back of your neck and shoved his tongue inside your warm mouth. He was more rough this time than usual and you weren’t shy to say that you liked it this way.

A thin string of saliva connected your lips after the separation. You stared into his eyes as your hand trailed down and into his pants. He looked confused yet starved for what was coming to him. Your thumb rubbed the tip for a bit before fully pumping his shaft. You earned a groan from him making you even more confident in your approach. Any doubt was washed away with Yunhyeong’s moans.

Yunhyeong’s breathing started getting uneven. He rested his head on your shoulder before sucking on your neck. In a matter of moments, he had found your sweet spot behind your ear. As much as you would’ve liked to be dominant one, in the end Yunhyeong always made you whimper in pleasure. However, you also noticed him groaning and squirming as your pace on the pumps sped up by a bit. You used his precum as a lubricant for faster sliding.

You were both turned on faster than either of you would admit. Yunhyeong’s panting was getting heavier and you could see that he couldn’t take anymore of the light-handed pleasure you gave him. He desperately needed a release. With one hand he guided your nimble fingers into his most sensitive spot and with the other he grabbed your chin to cover your mouth with his. Yunhyeong’s chest was heaving up and down. The kiss was sloppy yet incredibly urgent. He gasped against your mouth as you wrapped your fingers tighter around his shaft.

“Babygirl, use your mouth - I can’t take it anymore.” you heard Yunhyeong groan out.

He grasped your shoulders and gently pushed you down to go on your knees. You let out his manhood and finally saw it in all its mighty glory. In a state of awe you couldn’t see how Yunhyeong was looking at you with a lustful gaze. Licking your lips one more time, you gently grazed your teeth along the tip sending Yunhyeong in a state of pure sexual frustration. You were stealing his breaths with your mouth covering his most sensitive part.

Looking at you like this in the heat of the moment turned him on beyond measure. You were losing yourselves in each other, your peaks rapidly approaching. You were both getting off to each others images and moans. Yunhyeong was coming apart above you. His entire body tensed before he spilled into your mouth, you stayed still and swallowed like a champ. Yunhyeong growled through clenched teeth and bit his lip. 

“Thank you, baby. You are the best, how did I ever get so lucky?” 

You two sealed the deal with a kiss afterwards.

anonymous asked:

OMG AMALTHEA I'M SCREECHING RIGHT NOW THE GACHA GODS BLESSED MY POOR ASS so the cooped up gacha started and i had 500 coins so i was like "ok i'll just buy five orbs to play" and i did that. then i went to go play and when i did I GOT MY #1 BABE NOBUNAGA ON THE FIRST DRAW AHAHHDKDBSNNS

Nobu may be stoic about how excited you were to get his new things, but I’m so happy for you! Yay! How lucky!

If it were me, I know I would somehow get DtL’s Katsura on my first draw– like always –even if it’s a game he’s not even in!