how dare you say this to me


Translation :

“Good luck for everything you have to do. It’s not much, but I hope that it will still help you.” *a french follower*

Oh my fucking god. I don’t have the words. How dare you say it’s not much when you gave me so much ????

So much for all the crew to have a hot drink !!

I don’t know how can I thank you enough for this, seriously darling, you made my heart explode with so much kindness. Thank you so, so, so much, hon. You’re helping me so much and I don’t know how else can I show you my gratitude.

“Do you consider Dragonstone your home?”

Stannis frowns. Who is this woman, this stranger Selyse swears by? Who is she to ask him that question? How dare she?

“How presumptuous of you,” Stannis retorts, glaring at her with eyes fit to curdle the blood of most mortals.

She does not flinch. She does not look away. She smiles; not a meek or contrite smile but a challenging one, as if to say, I dare, Stannis. I dare to presume. And what will you do about it?

“What is it to you, my lady, whether I consider Dragonstone my home or not?” he asks, suspiciously. 

“It is not to me that it matters.”

“Storm’s End is my home,” Stannis snaps, before he could think better of it. “Was my home,” he amends, his bitterness at the lost of that home present still in his voice, despite his best effort to curb it.

“Was,” she repeats, softly.

Was, as opposed to is. I presume you know the difference, my lady?”

“Oh I do, my lord. I assure you that I do.” She does not even look offended. She looks as if … as if she is humoring a sulky and bad-tempered child.

Damn the woman!

“My lady Selyse tells me you spend most of the year at court. Is King’s Landing now your home?” 

“King’s Landing is where I serve my brother and do my duty to the realm. That is the beginning and the end of it.” That viper’s pit was certainly not his home. 

“Then,” she asks, “where is your home?”

It makes him furious, that he has no ready answer to give her. It makes him even more furious, that he could not get her question (and the sound of her voice, and the look on her face) out of his mind, even after his return to King’s Landing, his return to yet another place that is not his home, never his home. 


“You really shouldn’t be out here alone, miss. It’s dangerous to be without an escort.”

“On my own land? Hardly.”

“Criminals don’t care whose land you’re on, they will accost you regardless. And likely do much worse.”

“And is that what you’ve come to do?”

“Of course not,” Brennan replied, slightly offended. “I was passing by and saw you sitting alone and wanted to warn you of the dangers.”

“How chivalrous of you. But there is no need. My family owns this land, and should any dare to harass me they will pay for it, dearly.”

“That will matter little if you are already dead.”

“What a nice thing to say to a lady,” Sevella replied. “Speaking of death and capture, you should be ashamed of yourself.”

“I apologize if I upset you, but I don’t wish to see any woman hurt. Even one as cold and stubborn as you appear to be.”

“Perhaps my mood is indicative of my current company.”

“And perhaps you should drop the tough act and allow me to accompany you back to your home,” Brennan replied, coolly. “I would feel better if I knew you were safe.”

“And I would feel better if I was left alone. I am perfectly capable of looking out for myself, thank you very much.”

“I’m sure you are. But I still can not leave until I know you are back with your family where there are others to protect you.”

“Then I guess we’re at a stalemate,” Sevella said, tenaciously. “Because I’m going nowhere with some human I don’t know. So if you don’t mind, please leave me alone.”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t do that. I wasn’t raised to leave ladies in peril, even unappreciative and headstrong ones. So I’ll just wait until you’re ready to leave and then once I’ve made sure you’re safely back at your home, I’ll be on my way. But not before then.”

“As you wish, but I plan to stay awhile.”

“Then I will stay awhile, too.”

bigboss734  asked:

You sure had a rough times with those ropes, didn't you? You mentioned how you were getting used to it and I spotted a blush. Dare I say you were enjoying yourself?

“W-wh-what?? I didn’t blush!“

“I-I mean sure it was for over a week… and I did get sorta used to it..
b-but that totally doesn’t mean I enjoyed it!“

“I mean it was kinda tight and all… but it felt rather comfor– I MEAN just tight nothing else!
And I haven’t seen those things in weeks now, who knows where they are!“

anonymous asked:

12/Clara, "Stop" for your prompts

“Clara,” he says wearily, leaning against the console and keeping an eye on her as she stalks around the upper levels, the staccato of her heels on the metal flooring echoing around the room. “Clara, I know-”

“How dare Adrian say that?”


“You aren’t too old for me! That’s a load of shit!” she swears, smashing her fist into the back of the reading chair in a vengeful act that isn’t directed at the piece of furniture, or him, but he winces anyway. “It’s just… it’s just bollocks!”

“Yes, it is, so stop swearing and stop getting angry and just ignore him.”

“I do ignore him!”

“Well, you seem very angry for someone who’s ignoring him.”

“Fuck off,” she snaps, punching the armchair again and then wincing, her face contorting into an expression he recognises with lurching horror. “Sorry.”

“You punched a support, didn’t you?”

“Shut up,” she mutters angrily, perching on the top step and cradling her hand. Her fury fades away as quickly as it was provoked, and she whimpers as he scales the stairs to her and takes her palm in his. “Ouch.” 

“You daft girl,” he sighs affectionately, a golden glow consuming his palm as he gently manipulates the digits and imbues her hand with a dash of regeneration energy, and when that’s done, he looks up at her with a smile. “There.”

Her newly-repaired hand connects with his cheek in an attempt at a smack, but it’s chagrined and fond rather than furious. “Idiot,” she says fondly, but there’s no malice in her tone. “Soppy idiot.”

Dare | Jimin (M)

Fluff | Crack | Smut | Bff!Jimin | Policeman!Jimin

word count: 32.6k+

You and Jimin have been playing an ongoing game of dare since the fourth grade, the only thing off limits —much to his disappointment— was daring you to marry him.

A/N: i’m…. so.. ecstatic to be finished with this MONSTROSITY 

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I just wanted to tell you that, well, I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’ mother. Anyway, I just– That night meant a lot to me. I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.

me: i hope leia kills kyle ron with her own bare hands

someone that reblogs a lot of edits of kyle ron portraying him as tragic via stills from the scene where he tortures rey, spit flying from their lips: HOW DARE YOU??? YOU MONSTER, she’s his MOTHER, she knows that BEN SOLO still has good in him, he will turn to the light and redeem himself for her, it makes me SO UNCOMFORTABLE that you would say that clearly you have never felt lonely in your ENTIRE life, LEIA is responsible for him going bad,

me, popping three ibuprofen and pinching the bridge of my nose, thinking about that time that leia as a 19 year old woman was tortured in an attempt to extract information from her mind by the man kyle idolizes: actually i hope she kills him with force lightning

The salty monk

Context: Our party is infiltrating a fancy party to get ahold of an artifact we’ve been hired to find. Our party consists of Ash'on the broody drow rogue, Thia the cinnamon roll elf bard, and Tas the salty human monk (me). During this fancy party, a woman is ‘murdered’, and everyone is trapped within the building. Attending the party, are also two extremely racist people who really, really hate drow. Tas ended up getting sick of the two partygoers shit. This happened more than once. 

Basically directly after the murder happens when Ash'on happened to step close to where the murder occurred along with everyone else…

Racist man: “YOU, drow filth! You must have killed her! These filthy drow are using their magic to trap us and are going to pick us off one by one!!”

Ash'on: “Seriously? How do we know YOU didn’t kill her-”

Racist man: “How dare you accuse me!? You filthy-”

Tas(me): “My apologies sir, but I believe perhaps this isn’t the time to be throwing about baseless accusations. I advise you stay calm-”

Racist man: “STAY CALM?!? How am I supposed to stay calm with these disgusting killers about??”

Tas(me): “It’s actually quite simple, first you take a deep breath, hold it, and then you shut your bitch mouth”

Needless to say, he was offended. He attempted to call the guards on me before the host interfered. This moment also solidly cemented Tas’s reputation as the salty monk.

Adult World (Jungkook smut)

Originally posted by nochuie

Description: You reveal to your friends that no one except yourself has ever made you cum. Jin in particular finds this interesting and dares you and Jungkook to go to the sex shop down the street and purchase a sex toy, for your own benefit of course.

Pairings: You x Jungkook, You x Taehyung, Jungkook x Taehyung (you know how truth and dare goes)

Basically: Taehyung is a cocky lil shit who features quite a lot. Jin is a mean lil shit and Jungkook is a very helpful lil shit ;)

Genre: Smut, Angst, Fluff (so much smut, like damn this was hot to write)

This fic includes: A brief boy on boy scene, swearing, alcohol, sex toys, explicit smut

Word count: 6k

“You’ve got to be kidding!” Jin practically howls with laughter, doubling over himself and nearly falling off the couch with laughter. You’re about to tell him off but Jungkook beats you to it.

“Shut up. It’s not that big of a deal.”

Jin sits up straight, looking down at Jungkook, who sits next to you on the floor, opposite Jin. He wipes the tears from his eyes, his laughter finally dying down. “Hey, don’t you think you should talk to me with a bit more respect?” He prods teasingly, but Jungkook doesn’t seem in the mood, his previous lighthearted spirit vanishing upon Jin’s insensitive comment.

Jungkook’s tone is excitingly stern, but not rude, “Yeah, I’ll show more respect when you show more respect to Y/N.”

You laugh, “Don’t worry about me, Jungkook. I don’t think I can take Jin very seriously, not when I highly doubt he’d even know how to make me or any other girl cum.”

The circle of friends in Taehyung and Jungkook’s apartment erupt into comical ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’.

“You got damn burned!” Jimin says, leaning over the bottles in the center of your various seated positions to high five you.

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Dating Zach Dempsey would include...

• Lots of basketball games, where’d you’d be on the side lines holding up a cheesy sign saying “# 7 on the field # 1 in my heart.”

• Him looking and winking just as he is about to make the game winning point!

 • He’d run to you after a game through the crowd, just to get his winning kiss. “y/n!” “Oh no Zach! Get your sweaty self away from me.” You said running through the stands. But he catches you in less than a minute and envelopes you in his arm. “Caught you.” He whispers “You’re an idiot.” You say with a smile “Yes, but I’m your idiot, so it’s okay.” He says right before he kisses you. 

 • Ice cream dates, he’d smile and watch you as you ate your ice cream. “What’re you doing?” You said with a giggle, “You’re so weird.” He rolled his eyes, “is it bad that I love my girlfriend so much I can’t help but stare at her beauty?” You held out your spoon. “Oh shush and let me eat my ice cream in peace.” He leaned over and ate it as you gasped! “Zachary! How dare you?!” He chucked and winked. “Maybe next time you’ll take my compliment, so I don’t have to take you ice cream.”

•Movies at the Crestmont, where you two would sit in the back and cuddle into him.

•cuddling non stop.

•lots and lots of kisses, on your forehead, nose, lips

• You always wear his letterman jacket and it’s huge on you because your boy is a giant. “You’re tiny.” “I AM NOT.” “Y/n you are so small.” “I am average height, you fricking giant.” “Gosh you’re feisty, and you look so cute in that.” “Can I keep it.?” “No.” “But Zach…”

•he’d surprise you from behind and always make an effort to walk you to your classes. “Zach you’re gonna be late for your class.” “But I have to walk with you to class..” “I’m a big girl I can walk by myself.” “Yes, I’d rather spend time with my girl, than be in class, unless that class is Bio.”

•you and his sister are best friends, and you guys are always whispering. And he loves how good you are with her.

•his mom loving you because unlike the rest of his friends, you’re such a good influence on him. She sees the way you two love each other and can’t wait to call you her daughter-in-law

•Zach gets jealous easily, especially when you laugh at Jeff’s jokes and hang out with him. He will give you the silent treatment until you make him realize he’s the only boy for you.

“Zach, I love you. No one else” “But Jeff..” “He’s a friend, one of my very good friends and you need to stop being jealous about small things. You know i’d never leave you.” “I-I’m sorry.” You kissed his forehead. “I love you okay? Don’t forget that.”

•you play video games with him, and sometimes he lets you win, just to see you smile and jump around. “OH MY GOD. I BEAT YOU.” Zach chuckled, “yes you did.” “I BEAT ZACH DEMPSEY AT COD.. HOW IN THE WORLD.” He scoops you up in his arms, “yes you did y/n, and I’ve got a prize for you.” He says as he kisses you!

•he’s super protective, especially after hearing Bryce’s tapes, and makes sure you’re never alone with him.

•He comes to you whenever he is sad, or upset about life. And the two of you cuddle and eat lots and lots of ice cream.

•You always make fun of how he’s allergic to strawberries. “It’s kinda sad, you know? You’ll never be able to bite into a juicy strawberry.” He rolled his eyes “yes y/n I’m so sorry that the small little fruit could possibly cause me to die.” “I’m just saying it’s a shame, they’re so good.” “God, you’re so mean.”

•He loves PDA when he’s drunk, but when he’s sober, he’d rather it be more personal, just between the two of you.

•He’s never fails to make you laugh, and cracks jokes just to see your eyes light up and to see your smile grow.

•When he gets drunk, all he’s does is think about you and tell you how much he loves you, and will not stop kissing you. “My girlfriend y/n, she’s such a babe. Like damn she’s the hottest girl in the school and she’s all mine. And have I told you I love her so much.” “Zach I’m right here.” “You’re really pretty you know that.” “Oh dear Zach, how much did you drink.”

• He’s always super embarrassed after hearing what he did while drunk, and you think he’s the absolute cutest.

• Zach is so fit, and loves the gym, and half the time you joke you’re dating him just for his abs. “God you’re hot.” He looked up at you. “Well that was random.” “Like I’m definitely dating you for your abs.” “Wow y/n so superficial” “Kidding I love every little thing about you.” “Oh sweet little y/n, nothing about me is little.” “ZACH!”

•Zach leaves the weirdest compliments in your compliment bag, and you keep them all to look at whenever you need to smile.

•Justin being like another brother to you and always jokes about how you have Zach wrapped around your finger.

•Justin and Zach are so close you always joke that he’s Zach’s boyfriend. “Hi I’m y/n and this is my boyfriend Zach and his boyfriend Justin.”

• He always tells you the cheesiest science jokes, because he’s a bio nerd. “Hey y/n, are you DNA helicase cause I’d like to unzip your genes.” “You’re an idiot”

•Zach dreaming about spending the rest of his life with you and growing old, because you’re everything and more he’d ever imagine in a girl.

Intimidation for Family Moments

Context: We play a home brew style game. My group just found a dungeon that they’re exploring. During this, they start having an argument. Thru then find an army.

Nerida ((mermaid gunslinger)) : How dare you!

Faena ((elf assassin)) : HOW DARE I! At least I don’t destroy whole towns like Carlos.

Carlos ((human silk Reaper. It’s complicated so don’t ask…)) : I DIDN’T DESTROY THAT TOWN!!!

DM ((me))as Enemy Army: uhhhhh

All Three: TURN AROUND! WE ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!!! ((2Nat20’s and a Nat17.))

DM ((me OOC)): the army turns around and sits on the cliff edge, waiting for you guys to finish. They are so intimidated by your argument that they just want you to finish.

Erik Klose and the Twinyards

I’ve been thinking about this and (this is so long, gosh):

  • Erik doesn’t like the twins
  • at all
  • and he hates that because he knows Nicky loves them both to death, and he wants to support him and that tiny speck of family he has left but
  • indeed
  • he loves Nicky
  • and it’s hard, you know?

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anonymous asked:

17. Jungkook, fuckboy au

thank you for requesting! i hope you like it!

17. “I want you to keep it.” 


Originally posted by foreveryoongz

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“It’s Been a Long Time” Sentence Starters

Muse A and Muse B haven’t seen each other in years.  Put one of these sentences in my ask to have your muse react to seeing my muse again after such a long time.

  • “It’s been awhile.”
  • “I can explain.”
  • “You’re supposed to be dead.”
  • “How did you get here?”
  • “Please don’t leave me again.”
  • “I need you to tell me the truth about where you’ve been.”
  • “I never thought I’d see you again.”
  • “I’m so glad I’ve finally found you!”
  • “Whatever rock you crawled out from under, you should crawl back.  Now!”
  • “Well, look what the cat dragged in!”
  • “I never thought I’d be so happy to see you.”
  • “Do you remember me at all?”
  • “Why didn’t you let me know you were okay?”
  • “Well, fancy seeing you again!”
  • “I never stopped looking for you.”
  • “What are you doing here?”
  • “I know you said you never wanted to see me again, but - ”
  • “Please don’t pretend like you don’t know me!’
  • “How dare you show your face around here!”
  • “What are you doing in a place like this?”
  • “You haven’t changed one bit.”
  • “Why did you just walk away like that?”
  • “Did you even stop to think about what your disappearance would do to me?”
  • “I know, I know - I’m supposed to be dead.”
  • “It’s a long story.”
  • “I-I’m sorry I left without saying anything.”
  • “I’m sorry I never contacted you.”
  • “Do - I know you?”
  • “Please don’t ask where I’ve been.”
  • “Miss me?”
  • “Please don’t let this be a dream.”
  • “How long have you been here?”
  • “Did you ever even try to look for me?”
  • “You said you’d never come back here!”
  • “Thank god I finally found you!”
Ok but consider time

We all know that Lance is homesick and we were shown just how far away they were from Earth at one point. But something that hasn’t been considered is that time is passing differently for them than it is on Earth. A good representation of how this is is in Interstellar, when the main character’s youngest sends him a video, something that she refused to before and only decided to do because it was her birthday. The birthday marking her the same age as her father. Another example of this is if you take a clock and you do one revolution around earth the time on the clock is different than the time on the clocks on Earth that would have previously been running at the same time. I don’t know the exact science so that might not be exact.

So like… I have an idea for an au where Lance’s family is devastated when they find out, and Lance’s 13 year old genderfluid sibling is like ‘I want to go to the Garrison’ and Lance’s parents and everyone else are like 'No, we just lost Lance, why would you want to do that’ and the sibling is like 'Lance’s dream was to make it to space and if he couldn’t get there in his life time then I’m going to do this for him’ so they take up engineering and physics to try to get into the Garrison. They try to get in at age 14 and don’t, but try again at 15 and do. They get an opportunity to be a pilot because someone quit. They have to deal with Iverson and he’s like 'You’re just like your brother, useless, a replacement because someone else isn’t here’ and they realise that this would have fuelled Lance’s anxiety and he never told any of them. They make it their personal mission to be problematic, but also the best in their class. Like, insulting Iverson everyday, becoming 50000000% more petty and salty, and even at one point challenging him to a rap battle. On a separate occasion they somehow manage to barge into a staff meeting to shout that at Iverson that he verbally abused and degraded their brother’s mental health and worsened his anxiety, before presenting a petition signed by the whole student body and some parents to get Iverson fired. Iverson is fired. After a few years the Kerberos mission is being rebooted. At age 19 they are chosen to pilot. They tell their family that they’re finally getting to see space. The team includes Mrs Holt, who had stepped up to engineering again, and another woman. They get to Kerberos, and a few weeks into their mission the Galra resistance group who rescued Matt arrive, to check that the area is still free of the Galran Empire. Mrs Holt is so happy, but also, her son looks the same way he did when she last saw him 8 years ago, though more buff, scarred and tired. The sibling convinces them to let them come with them, and when Matt explains that Mr Holt is still out there Mrs Holt is like 'There is no way that you’re leaving me behind, the communications officer is like 'The government adopted me when I was 12, and they passed me off to the Garrison immediately, two years before they were legally allowed to so I don’t have much back there, I’ll come’. The Galra resistance group meets with the Blade of Marmora to form an alliance. They then meet with Voltron. The meeting is first with Allura, then the paladins of Voltron are introduced, minus Shiro because he’s missing. There are the obvious reunions.

Matt: What the f-
Mrs Holt: Language, Matt.
Matt: Mum, I’m fighting in a war and I was a slave for a year, let me swear.
Pidge: Who are you, you’re not the short beanpole I know.
Matt: As I was saying, MUM, what the heck’s a Pidge.
Pidge: I’m a Pidge. And Mum, you look a lot older than I remember.

Lance enters with a mug of coffee or something.

Hunk: Ah, I see you’re holding true to being the 20 minutes late with Starbucks meme.
Lance: Yes, but I woke up lat this morning and I have to uphold my beauty routine so I’m not sore-why is Pidge standing next to a hot Pidge what is happening am I okay.

Lance is barrelled over in a bear hug by his sibling.

Lance: *is confused*
Keith *is alarmed, the subject of his pining isn’t allowed to die*
Everyone else: *also alarmed*
Sibling: How dare you, not tell me or anyone else about Iverson being a dick to you! You were my role model! I came out as genderfluid to you before anyone else! Before I came out to Mama! You watched my debates and you went to everyone on of Freya’s hockey games, and you taught Maria how to use makeup when she was transitioning, and yet you couldn’t tell anyone of us, or even Mum or Mama about that!
Lance: Who-w-How do you know all that who are you?
Sibling: Well, you dense traffic light after that I thought it would have been obvious. I’m *name*
Lance: Um, no, *name* is 13.
Pidge: Lance…I can’t believe I forgot…We studied this…Time passes differently in space…
Lance: So you’re telling me that they’re, that you’re, my sibling? You’re, like, my age, if you aren’t older! How old even are you?
Sibling: I’m 19.
Lance: What the f-
Matt: Language.
Lance: ????
Matt: If I’m not allowed to swear you don’t get you.
Sibling: You know what this means, right? Unless you were some sort of crazy party animal at the Garrison I got to drink before you.
Hunk: 19 is still underage though.
Sibling: In America maybe. But we live in Australia. So. Whenever I went home I got to drink. Because I was also at the Garrison from a program/branch thing in Australia I was bound by Australian rules so I was legally considered an adult and allowed to pilot the second Kerberos mission.
Matt: But more importantly. You think I’m hot? *bats lashes at Lance*
Sibling: Right, how could we forget about that beautiful gem.
Lance: How could you do this? Betrayed by my favourite little-what is is sibling? Sister?
Sibling: Sibling.
Lance: How could I be betrayed by my favourite little sibling?
Sibling: Well first of all, I’m only your favourite until Freya or Maria is in the room and suddenly you’re not allowed to have favourites, and second, you may have been born before me but I’ve lived longer than you so I’m the older sibling now.
Lance: All around me are familiar faces, worn out places-
Allura: We are currently searching for our black paladin, Shiro, which is why we wanted meet with you, aside from solidifying an alliance.
Matt: Wait, you mean Shiro like Takashi Shirogane?
Keith: Yeah. He’s missing and we can’t form Voltron without him.
Matt: You must be Takashi’s emotionally constipated adopted child-I mean adoptive brother. But more importantly, he couldn’t even be here to meet me! My boyfriend’s such a *stares directly at Mrs Holt* goshdarned flake.
Pidge: *Snorts* And what a hecking shame that is! If you being here could have stopped him from going and cheesing disappearing then we wouldn’t be in this dang situation.
Holt siblings: *snorts devolving into cackles*

So that’s my au. There’s more. There’s so much more and I might draw some of it. I’m also considering a name/names for the sibling.

Or, alternatively the time passing differently in space could just be for langst.