how dare you lady

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Random Lady Behind Them: How DARE you let your mother choose your clothes! Do you even know how embarrassing this is for me?

Random Guy: Well excuse me, miss “I only eat free-range bean-fed vegan chicken”!

Alexander: Should we leave now?

Oliver: Probably.

My Sentence Prompt Minifics!

I figured I would collect all the minifics I wrote over the last couple of days, just in case anyone was interested.  It was fun writing them and trying to make them unexpected and/or fluffy.

“Is there ANYONE in this room who ISN’T a superhero?!”

“Did you sleep well?”

“You’re out of time, they’re beeping! Hand them over!” Gabriel hissed from underneath his Hawkmoth mask, holding out a hand to the two teenaged heroes in front of him.

“I didn’t know it was possible for Chat to get akumatized…”

“Is my lady tired?” Chat teased as Ladybug yawned.

“How dare you!”

“Make me” Ladybug said with a hint of flirtation in her voice.

“What do you think would’ve happened if I got the cat miraculous and you got the ladybug?”

“Adrien, are you PURRING?!”

“My dad has been really impressed with your designs lately, he wants to meet you.”

Marinette never thought she could laugh so hard because of a penis, but she should probably stop laughing before she hurt Adrien’s feelings

There are a couple more in my inbox but I am a bit tired of them right now. I am trying to complete chapters on the multichapter fics and stuff so I am taking a break from filling prompts, I think. I will get to all of them eventually though. 

Kuroshitsuji {Sentence Starters}
  • "I will follow you, no matter where you go."
  • "Hatred and sorrow are power. They are yours to control."
  • "I'll ask but once more. Do you wish to form a contract with me?"
  • "How sad it would be, should laughter disappear."
  • "Honestly, humans are such troublesome creatures."
  • "I was born to end up alone."
  • "No one is truly looking out for others."
  • "To hate something that you used to love is such a painful feeling."
  • "I won’t abandon hate. If I do, nothing would be left of me."
  • "I've long since forgotten how to smile joyfully."
  • "You would dare hit a lady in the face? Where are your manners, sir?"
  • "You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."
  • "There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who steal and those who are stolen from."
  • "Something, once lost, will never return."
  • "I have surpassed anger, and I am, in fact rather impressed."
  • "Now stop asking these tedious questions, and let me know if we have a deal."
  • "I was born alone in this world, and alone I shall die."
  • "Pain tends to heal as time passes but, personally, I don’t want time to heal my wounds."
  • "You can only disgrace the dead so much."
  • "Cats are great. They don’t talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter."
  • "Aah! The twinge of love. Irresistible!"

grunt-low  asked:

-sniff- 😐

Walk in on ya girl… - open.

The Skull admin stands on a crate in one of the side rooms, surrounded by drunk, giggling grunts and holding a long tube of carboard in her hand which she has opted to pretend is a sword. Her stance is wide, the movements graceful but overly showy–in other words, stage swordsmanship and not actually anything one would see in combat.

“How dare you besmirch my lady’s honour. Her! The most sexiest of bitches! By the prongs of Arceus, should you look upon her ass again I will strike you down where you stand!”

Plumes simply does not have the chest capacity to get Bara’s timber or depth, but aside from the melodramatic language, she gets a startling good handle on his accent and inflection.

When she catches him standing in the doorway she drops the tube, turning towards him but not dismounting from the crate, and flashes him a huge grin. “Uhh… I love you?”

anonymous asked:

Hot Pants, Lisa Lisa, Reimi

First of all how dare you- (it kills me to pick between the jojo ladies ;3;)

Marry: Hot Pants (I love her so much my absolute fav jojo girl <3<3<3)

Fuck: Reimi (this would make me so happy because we could cuddle afterwards <3)

Kill: Lisa Lisa (I’M SORRY I LOVE YOU LISA LISA ;A;)

“LEYGANCE, HOW DARE YOU TAKE HOSTAGE OF LADY LILINA!”

what if Serra was defending castle Ostia when Hector charged at frontline, and when after they heard Hector died, Leygance formed a rebellion and she fell defending the castle?

Anonymous said to trail-to-the-artpocalypse:This isn’t a request, but imagine Snowpaint personality and outfitswap. Outfits that fit of course. A little sassy Ms Paint and a bashful tall lady Snowman.

How dare you sneak past my no request rule with your cute ideas anon 

SPOILER: AHAHAHA (And-...Castiel Knows Kentin Has Feelings For Candy?”

So Castiel called Candy “Ironing board” and Kentin had never heard him say that before It was the funniest thing:

Aha! That was so funny he was like “EXCUSE ME WHAT ARE YOU CALLING CANDY? HOW DARE YOU CALL HER LADY PARTS FLAT” xD

On another note- As Castiel called him “Lover Boy”… Do you think Castiel knows how deeply in love Kentin is with Candy? o.o

Riftworld Chronicles; A Summary

Alar: Greetings my good lady! :) You are such a powerful sorceress! :) What’s that? It’s wonderful! :) That? A ‘parking meter’ you say? How fascinating! :) This is a raccoon? Such a noble creature! :) Your hair is so nice today my lady! :)

Kim: how dare you be so hot and also such an inconvenience

Alar: Your home is so lovely! :) What amusing tales you tell! :) We are all such good companions! :)

Originally posted by pixartimes

Cat Noir Reads and Reacts: The Ladybugs and the Bees. Chapter 1.


Oh my god is she having period cramps???

Of course I’m concerned and flirtatious. Those are my two modes. Oh, and smug.

I can handle Paris on my own if my lady needs to rest.

Woah, why are we switching to Marinette’s POV? Wait… is this a conspiracy fic?

Nothing like the sweet embrace of a mother…. I totally have a mother by the way. Yep. She holds me when I feel down. 

Marinette please. Period club isn’t something you want to join.

You know it’s lucky that the ladybug suit is red. Hides a lot. :3c

ME. HOW DARE YOU. YOU MADE OUR LADY CRY.

She ruffled my hair. Ladybug ruffled my hair. I’m never showering again.

Time to impress Ladybug by buying her tampons. I can be the supportive superhero. Just watch me.

Fuck health, Ladybug touched my hair. I’m never showering.

Yes me, you should be getting something here. You should be getting tampons, ice-cream, warm blankets.