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Leave This Town Pt 1 (Mechanic!Bucky AU)

Characters: reader, Bucky, reader’s mother, Maria (mentioned)

Summary: Your dreams of kissing your small town life goodbye are about to come true when an unexpected detour leaves you stranded. Meeting the handsome local mechanic has you rethinking your plans. Perhaps happiness is less about where you’re headed and more about the people you meet along the way.

Song Inspiration: Sleep on the Floor by The Lumineers

Warnings: none!

Word Count: 2.2k

A/N: I’m so excited about this series, you guys. I’ve been daydreaming about this story for months and every time I hear the song that inspired it I still get butterflies. I started this part 6 months ago and finished it, but I wasn’t ready to let it out into the world. But when @bionic-buckyb mentioned her 5k AU Writing Challenge and “mechanic” was one of the prompts, I knew it was meant to be. This story is close to my heart. I really hope you like it. Any feedback is appreciated. <3

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Originally posted by lifegoesonasusual

Pack yourself a toothbrush dear
Pack yourself a favorite blouse.
Take a withdrawal slip
Take all of your savings out.

Cause if we don’t leave this town,
We might never make it out
I was not born to drown.
Baby, come on.

Those first few hours of freedom were absolute bliss! Flying down the highway with the windows down, music blasting as you sang at the top of your lungs. It was everything you had dreamed of. You did it. You were out. You had quit your job, cashed out your life savings, bought a cheap but reliable car, and hit the road without looking back.

All was going according to plan. That is, until 4 hours later your car started to smoke and sputter, compelling you to pull to the side of the road for fear of dying in a ball of fire. There wasn’t anything you could do at the moment, what with it being 2am at the time. Thankfully, it was the middle of summer so sleeping in your car wasn’t too uncomfortable, at least at night.  

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Drunk In Love

Request: Hello!! Please, write a Remusxreader where she goes to a Slytherin party from her friend and she drinks so much that she forgets that Remus is her boyfriend and she goes to his dorm to flirt with him and he has to take care of her (he is not mad)? Thank you!

Originally posted by marauderseraimagines

The silver and green colours started to became blurred soon after you arrived to the party into the cool dungeon. You weren’t the type who spent her free weekends with getting drunk, so you didn’t need much to feel yourself dizzy – and also, unusually confident.

But this was the first time when you ignored your promises to yourself and crossed your own borders; you had so much fun and just had a drink after drink, not really feeling how much it affected you until you stopped for a five minutes after hours.

You said goodbye to your friends and made them sure you can walk alone before left the Slytherin common room. The Gryffindor tower was a long way from there, and the moving staircases didn’t help your unbearable dizziness – you felt you could threw up in any moment.

But you didn’t, fortunately. You stopped in the seventh floor and glanced at your watch – it took you nearly forty minutes to arrive there. That was probably a new record. Only when you looked at the snoring Fat Lady, you realized you don’t remember the password. “Please let me in!” – You cried, causing her to open her eyes with a scared face.

“Password?”

You sighed and leaned against the wall. “I forget.”

“No password, no entry.”

“But I’m a Gryffindor!” – You shouted desperately. – “LET ME IN!”

The Fat Lady gasped loudly. “How dare you to shouting at me!”

You opened your mouth to continue to argue with her, but then you heard voices near to you; three boys just walked closer in the corridor. “What’s happening? Are you alright?” – James asked and you looked up at him with confused eyes, but the portrait kept telling her own.

“I bet she is! Just look at her! I won’t let anyone to talk to me like that!”

Sirius stepped closer. “Oh my Lady, I’m sure she didn’t meant to. Mandrake leaf.”

“Oh, she didn’t mean to! Now listen to me…”

“Mandrake leaf.” – He cut her off, repeating the password, so the Fad Lady grudgingly though, but opened the door for them. They boys helped her to climb through and they stopped in the empty, dimly lit common room where you looked around; your vision was still blurry. Your gaze stopped at Sirius, James, and Peter before your eyes widened. “I go up to Remus.”

All of them growled at the same time, but Sirius opened her mouth first. “Be quick, I’m really tired.”

You threw a last, confused glance at them before hurried up into their dormitory, finding it quickly and storming in without knocking. Remus shifted in his bed and you walked closer, plopped down on the ground and elbowed on the edge of the bed. You ran your fingers through his messy hair and let out a soft giggle, causing him to open his eyes. “Y/N? What are you doing here?”

“I just, I wanted to see you, you know? I really wanted to see you.”

He sat up and took a hand of yours into his. “Why are you on the ground?”

“I don’t know.” – You hiccupped. “I was tired.”

“Then why didn’t you lied next to me?”

You looked at him, confused, but blushing. “Because that’d been strange. Right? Me? Sleeping with you?”

Remus furrowed his brows in confuse, but helped you to stand up and sit down on his bed before grabbed a glass of water and gave it to you. You eagerly drank all of it, suddenly realizing how thirsty you were. He looked at you carefully, and you looked back at him dreamy eyes. “You’re so cute, Remus. So adorable. I wish I could be your girlfriend.”

He let out a short laugh. “Are you kidding me?”

“No.” – You said with an offended voice. – ‘M not. You’re really nice and cute and – so handsome.” – You cupped his cheek. – “Sooo handsome.”

“Okay.” – He said, taking your hand. – “I think you need some sleep.”

You jerked your hand away and wrapped your arms around his neck. “Can I sleep with you?”

“You can.” – He said, still smiling, his hands around your waist.

You grinned at him, but changed your tone into a serious one in the next moment. “But you promise me your pants will stay on. I’m not like this, you know.”

He dropped his head on your shoulder for a moment, laughing before looked back at you. “I know, Y/N. I promise I won’t do anything.”

“Good.” – You smiled. “You’re so cute. Now, would you help me to take these off? But you can’t watch! Or you can.” – You tried to wink, but failed miserably.

He ran his fingers through his hair and chuckled. “That will be hard, but alright.” – Slowly, he started to unbutton your shirt, keeping the eyecontant, but you could see he was trying really hard to hide his smiles. He leaned down and helped you out of your skirt while you clutched on his shoulder, trying not to fall over. You couldn’t help but blushing, standing in front of him only in your underwear while he grabbed a t-shirt from his trunk and helped to take it on.

He made some space and lied back on the sheets, and you followed, letting out a satisfied sigh after your head hit the soft pillow. Your eyes was closed, but you felt as Remus pressed a soft kiss on your cheek. “You smell so good.”

Opening your eyes, you saw as he was leaning above you, looking at you with his kind, brown eyes. Cupping his cheek, you stroked it with your thumbs while he smiled. “You’re so silly.”

“Why are you saying that?” – You asked with a childish tone.

“You’ll see in the morning.”

You huffed, but didn’t have the energy for arguing. He wiped a loose strand of hair from your face. “Do you need anything?” – He asked in a low voice.

“A goodnight kiss.” – You said, hands falling off of his face. Remus smiled and leaned closer, pressing a short, soft kiss on your lips. Your eyes remained closed as he pulled back, so you couldn’t see, but he watched you until you fell asleep. 


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sebbybarnes  asked:

Can I ask for 33 from first list and 2 from second with Wade Wilson, pretty please? Thank you and have a great day :)

33. after the first date
2. “I had a lot of fun, surprisingly.”


Originally posted by my-daily-space

“I swear to God, Wade, if you don’t keep up, I’m leaving your ass behind!”

You laughed breathlessly into the cold city air, the wind whipping into your face as you ran down the sidewalk. At nearly three in the morning, the streets were all but deserted. 

Shit–ow! Slow down, I’m missing half of my goddamn leg!” Wade’s voice came from farther behind than you expected, so you slowed down a bit, giving him a chance to catch up. 

“And who’s fault is that?” You asked, cocking an eyebrow at him when he reached your side. You took pity on him, reducing your speed again from a jog down to a brisk walk. 

This,” he retorted, gesturing to his torn up left thigh, “is definitely your fault.” 

“Oh, really?” You rolled your eyes at him, pushing at his arm. “Tell me again whose idea it was to take me on a date and kill some baddies on the same night?”

“Totally yours. Worst first date ever, Y/N. How dare you. I’m a classy lady.” The two of you were silent for a beat as he tried to hold an indignant vibe, and then you broke into giggles, looping your arm through his and leaning into him. 

“Wade, you’re in a bright red suit carrying so many weapons that it’s literally not possible for you to be comfortable, and the gunshot in your leg is so bad that I can see daylight through it. Classy lady, my ass.” 

“You’re right, the gun holstered up my ass is probably a little excessive.” You snorted, glancing over at him. He pulled you to a stop underneath a streetlight, stepping in front of you so that you were facing each other. “So, I’m trying to determine whether or not you think this went well.” 

“I had a lot of fun, surprisingly.”

A lot of fun as in ‘this date was shitty as fuck and I’m just saying whatever will make the psycho happy so that I can get out of here and skip town,’ or a lot of fun as in ‘this wasn’t the worst thing to ever happen to me so maybe I won’t have to change my identity?’” For the first time since you’d met him, you could hear a real question behind the sarcasm. You smiled at him, flicking his masked nose playfully. 

“I mean, a lot of fun as in ‘your psycho ass should ask me out on a second date,’ you dork. And quickly, because it’s fucking cold out here.”

“Oh, shit. Hey, how about a second date right now? At my place? Clothes optional.” You could see his grin through his mask, and you slapped at his chest, turning on your heel and walking away from him. 

“What kind of girl do you take me for, Mr. Wilson?” You called back over your shoulder. 

“The kind that’s gonna come home with me tonight, I hope,” he yelled back. You didn’t hear footsteps, so you turned around, continuing to walk backwards as you beckoned him towards you. 

“Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Take me home.”


Em’s Birthday Drabbles!

ok I keep thinking about cisco and Barry adopting that corgi with superspeed im going to cry I’m going to cry so hard
They bring it to star labs to test how fast she can run and she runs with barry on the treadmill and like.

Harry: your mutt just chewed up one of my shoes
Cisco: *loud gasp* how dare you call her that? she is a distinguished young lady. you probably deserved it. Apologize to her
Harry: she also found your stash of lollipops in your desk.
Cisco: ok then I need to have a word with my daughter and that is personal business between me and her. you still need to apologize
Harry: I’m going back to earth 2 good bye

notanormalgirl13-deactivated201  asked:

*gasp!* how dare you make me ship olly and mystery lady at the bar together! (No but seriously, cutest comic ever) (P.s: please check out my fan art I did on my blog, love you!)

HAHA sorry! The girls name is Medi, she’s my friend koffinkorps’s OC. Medi works at the rockabilly bar “Black Rose” Olly hangs out at  sometimes! they became really good friends and as you all know Olly is a hoe and used to date her as well but they remain good friends now <3 Thank you and awwww I cant wait to see it <3

Even the Playing Field

Title: Even the Playing Field

 Summary: Nobody messes with Fili, not with you around. Kili is about to learn that lesson first hand though.

 Warnings: Language. Slight Embarrassment. Hilarity. Pranks.

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Originally posted by ghisborne

 It was little things you had noticed at first.  When you would be talking with Fili, Kili would walk up and there was a shift in his behavior.  Fili would suddenly tense up, giving a look to Kili, almost in warning before he would get up and move away.  It was as if they were arguing about something, but you weren’t sure.  So you decided to confront him about it.

You waited until after dinner, going to his room, knocking lightly as you waited for him to answer.  

“Y/n!  What do I owe this pleasure?”  Fili was quick to ask with a big smile on his face.  

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anonymous asked:

Is it all right if I ask for some three-way relationship charts? I'd like Trixie, Paulina and Sophie; Tootie, Sam and Darcy; Vicky, Valerie and Amanda; and Chloe, Jazz and Beverly. Butch Hartman has similar types of girls in each of his shows. There's the pretty and popular one loved by the lead male (Trixophina); the geeky one with a crush on the lead male (Tootamarcy); the violent one who claims to hate the lead male (Amalericky); and the smart one who works hard (Jazzerloe).

‘’Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths. … “When the snows fall and the white winds blow” - When winter comes; “The lone wolf dies but the pack survives

Quick messy sketch of our lovely Stark sisters and some random thoughts.

EDIT: some of the comments I received proved exactly what I was saying. Nice job :D. The bias is strong in some people. Had you even bothered to read any of my other posts you would have seen that I never trashed Arya…on the contrary I had shown my appreciation for the character and accepted her with the bad and the good. Do you think I would spend my time on a character I hate? I am referring to art. Do you think I would create FREE art of a character I dislike and try to portray her as good as I can (I am speaking of a solo Arya piece I previously posted). Someone said Sansa wished Arya died…well Arya wasn’t some angel either, and Sansa kind of bullied Arya (the whole horseface wasn’t very nice) who also seems a bit frustrated that Sansa got the ‘good stuff’ from their mother (hair, cheekbones, eyes etc). Do you have siblings? Kids growing up sometimes argue/fight and say mean things to each other. That doesn’t mean they mean it. How exactly do you see Arya? ‘Badass’ assassin fighter yay goddess of winter bae of doom? Well, she’s more than that just as Sansa is not beauty without brains. The people who jumped and ‘attacked’ (lol you little wolves you) seem to be the kind that worship a character and ignore its faults and instead will point every little fault of other characters. That’s what you proved in the comments. I never said I blame Arya for Lady or Micah. I was using your own logic of blaming Sansa for Ned’s execution. If one is to blame, than why the other is not? Are these situations not similar? Did any of them did what they did  to kill others on purpose? No. None of them did it to kill Ned/Micah/Lady. ‘Buuuut Sansa said/did that’/ ‘omg how dare you say a bad thing about our perfect goddess Arya’ etc. I never said anything bad, just the things that I noticed, and if you don’t like it…well I don’t fucking care. Most of the fandom is extremely biased when it comes to the Stark sisters. If pointing out the obvious means attacking a character then you have some problems. You are free to create your own art, spread the hate towards any characters  you want….because that’s how you feel. At the same time I maintain my opinion and I would like to invite you to read the books again if you think Arya and Sansa are enemies. They’re part of the same team. They learned a lot and they miss each other, Winterfell . Sansa thinks of her future children and one looks like Arya, the memory of the snowball fight scene when they play in the snow etc. It wasn’t all bad between them. Childish fights mean nothing. If I had a dollar each time someone told their sibling or parent ‘I hate you’/ ‘I wish you were dead’…I’d be rich.







Ned said it best. In winter the wolves must stick together. Another thing he noted is that Arya, like Lyanna and Brandon, has a touch of the wild wolf in her. This wilderness, according to Ned, was what put both Lyanna and Brandon into their early graves. 

 I’ve seen so much Sansa hate coming from show-only watchers (most of the time) and betting that Sansa will die this season  because  Arya is heading North and well there is not much to do for Sansa as she basically sucks according to some people. I love both Stark sisters for different reasons and IRL I share similar stuff with Arya which actually makes it easier to identify with her character. I have close to 0% in common with Sansa …and yet I still like her as a character.

 Funny enough Sansa is still blamed for a mistake she did in season 1/ book 1 while if I were to use the same logic Arya is to blame for Micah and Lady’s deaths because her actions led to that in a similar way Sansa spilling the beans to Cersei ultimately killed Ned (though that was NOT the plan, he was supposed to be sent to the Wall, but Jeoffrey did not listen to anyone and just sentenced him to death). 

Another thing is that Arya killing is constantly glamorized and  praised, while Sansa doing it makes her a monster. Saw some things being said that she could be pregnant with Ramsay’s child and that she would be a horrible person if she aborted it. There is moon tea, darlings! Sansa could have taken it constantly while being with Ramsay. There is also that wonderful fall that could have killed it…or the freezing cold and river…

Been talking to some friends and all of them said that Arya is the kind of girl they admire and her qualities make her more appealing/ attractive…which is a bit hypocritical considering that 100% of the people I’ve talked to were in relationships or married to ‘traditional women’ and not tomboys.


So lots of people think Sansa should be killed off because she is too weak and because there is place for only one Stark sister in the North XD.

But who is more inclined to hit the bucket? Someone who has learnt to keep their mouth shut and think ahead or someone who acts on impulse? Show only watchers are quick to dismiss everything that is book related, yet rely on ‘Arya’s GRRM’s wife fav character he won’t kill her’. Well…that doesn’t hold any water when the show is concerned ;) (plenty of proof in what the show did with Dorne, Jaimie’s redemption, Sansa’s rape, killing off characters that are still alive, introducing useless romances etc). If the show wants shock they would kill someone who is generally loved, not a character plenty of people deem weak. Last year I told everyone Margaery was going to die and people called me crazy XD. 

I personally think we lost too many Starks so far and those 3 that are left (Arya, Sansa, Bran) and Jon should form their pack and fight off winter. Each of them has their special skill sets. 



I was thinking of people that could actually die soon (SOME POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD):

Missandei- from my point of view she becomes a ‘spare’ the moment she reaches Westeros. Daenerys has the best of the best in her council: Tyrion. She teamed with Asha and Theon, Dorne and  Olenna. She is going to meet up with Jon who has his own advisers. Missandei’s skill set becomes pretty much useless. She is a good translator and knows many languages, but in Westeros Dany doesn’t need a translator and Missandei’s knowledge of Westeros could be very limited(I don’t know for sure how much she knows…she could know nothing as Westeros is so different from the places she lived in).

Meera- according to some spoilers she heads back home after Bran reaches Castle Black. Does this mean her mission is done? Possible. I wouldn’t put it past GOT to kill her off (not after what they did last season with so many characters being killed off). She goes home to her father (you know…that guy named Howland Reed who was with Ned at the Tower of Joy). Bran already knows that stuff that Howland knows. And according to some other spoilers Gilly and Sam will find even more evidence about Jon’s parentage. Do we really need Howland/ Meera? Does it even matter anymore that Jon’s parents are who they are? He as a bastard was named KITN. Spoilers point to a romance with Dany. Last season Dany said that she would have to marry and who in the 7 kingdoms matches her own title? Who is left besides Jon? A marriage with her would make him king consort. If she dies (and I think she will die in the last season/book…but that’s another post), he ends up as king of the 7 kingdoms. No matter what…he is in a place of power. Even if he renounces his KITN title in exchange to Dany’s help against the WW (which doesn’t make sense because if she wants to rule the kingdom she must first clean it u…but this is what the spoilers state).

INTPs and Judging

We INTPs are really bad at making judgement calls. We may have opinions, but we tend to keep them locked up tightly within ourselves, and we like to stay on neutral ground when it comes to controversial topics. We generally prefer to hear all sides of story, and we are well aware of the fact that there are so many viewpoints that it’s impossible to know them all.

In fact, we are incredibly sensitive to the fact that we’re limited in understanding and intelligence, and that affects the way we make decisions.

But it doesn’t always affect it in a good way. See, being conscious of your limitations of intelligence is good, but you have to learn how to make decisions anyway. It’s called being prudent. You can’t always know, but you have to make what we’d call an educated guess. Much as you might hate doing something like this, simply because you have the sliver of a chance of being inaccurate, it’s something that everyone has to do now and then.

And we have to make judgments about people, too. This I hate to do. I don’t think I’m very good at reading people and telling you what kind of folks they are as far as whether they are nice or not. I can usually decide what I think about a person after I’ve known them for about ten years, but not much before then. But I’m learning, as I grow up a bit, that sometimes I can’t wait for ten years to pass before I have to judge someone.

Gasp! Judge someone! How dare you, you horrible, judgmental INTP Lady? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Okay. Yes. Sometimes I have to judge whether it is wise for me to listen to and even be around certain people. Much as I hate to do it, I know that there are some people who are going to drag me down if I stay around them too much. To tell the truth, there’s a part of me that revolts against making calls like this. I mean, who am I to say whether a person is good enough to hang out with me? It sounds pretentious and snobbish, not to mention kind of mean.

But it is a fact of life that you sometimes have to be a bit pretentious. While you want to give everyone every chance in the world that you can, you also need to remember that you need to use some wisdom in choosing the people close to you. Sometimes you have to make hard decisions. 

Thankfully, it’s not something that happens very often. But when it does happen, we INTPs need to remember that hard and fast decisions, while not easy, are also not wrong. It’s okay to use some common sense and prudence and wisdom in order to keep yourself (and sometimes the people around you) as safe as possible. 

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Random Lady Behind Them: How DARE you let your mother choose your clothes! Do you even know how embarrassing this is for me?

Random Guy: Well excuse me, miss “I only eat free-range bean-fed vegan chicken”!

Alexander: Should we leave now?

Oliver: Probably.