how could you look at this and not laugh

Teddy and Victoire after their first kiss. It was when she was 13 and he was 15. Teddy was angry because he thought she had kissed a Ravenclaw boy.

She walked behind him until they reached the gardens, and they started a fight. It was raining and they were yelling.

Victoire: Can you at least hear me?!

Teddy: Why? You wanna tell me how was kiss that boy?!

Victoire: I can’t believe in this. You’re jealous!

Teddy: Oh, you noticed? Just because years ago we promised that we would be a couple and have our first kiss together and now you kissed another boy. Would that be a reason for I get jealous?!

Victoire: Teddy, shut up.

Teddy: I could’ve kissed any girl, but I waited, okay? And now you just…

He could not say anything else because Victoire pulled him by the collar of his shirt and kissed him for a few seconds. When they parted, she laughed at his surprised look.

Teddy: What was that?

Victoire: My first kiss.

Teddy: But I thought…

Victoire: I told you to hear me. He wanted to kiss me, Teddy. And he tried. But I pushed him away. My first kiss always belonged to you. Now stop acting like a cry baby and kiss me again.

And he did.

“Well enough”. I reply. Remember you are drunk and happy. You are
supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”

Day plasters a giant artificial smile on his face. As charming as ever. “Aw, come on, sweetheart. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. I got my arm around the prettiest escort on this block—how could I not be lusting over you? Don’t I look like I’m lusting? This is me, lusting.” His lashes flutter at me.

He looks so ridiculous that I can’t help laughing. Another passerby glances at me. “Much better.“
Marie Lu, Prodigy (Legend, #2)

Just a text dump of some thoughts. In the card scene i also think Sangwoo was testing Bum’s trust and intelligence, too. He gives him the right cards and then indicates the wrong one at the most critical moment. It doesn’t even occur to Bum that he’s being set up for a long hard fall. You’d think someone in his position would be suspicious of anything Sangwoo tells him to pick or do, but Bum is pretty trusting:

He says that one’s ‘definitely’ the right card, that is… /not/ the joker. But of course he’s wrong lol. And then in this following scene, i actually think the laughter belongs to Glasses Guy? Bum does ask ‘why is he laughing?’ I could be wrong! But regardless you see Sangwoo looking exasperated, amused, and disappointed all at once as if to say how could you fall for that, how could you trust me. 

Sangwoo recognises that Bum’s level of trust in him can be so fucking dumb. It’s a different scenario, but it reminds me of the previous scene where he asks Bum why he didn’t run away when he had the chance: “are you stupid? you could have gotten out if you just crawled…or are you starting to like it here?” That’s what’s interesting about Sangwoo: he is messed up but he has 100% control over his state of mind. He is rational and intelligent - and that’s a part of why he has been so ‘successful’ with all his killings.

I definitely think that Sangwoo always intended for Bum to live in that whole card scene, but i think it’s the small moments that showcase Bum’s naivety and mindless trust in him that appeal to Sangwoo’s warped mine. He’s getting attached to him because of things like this lol. What i like is that Bum gives little morsels of trust that are pretty innocent and endearing, even though he holistically doesnt trust Sangwoo with his life yet. And it’s whenever Bum feels like he has received special attention from Sangwoo that he allows his mind get blurry with poor judgment, or rather, that he loses sight of himself. At first Bum was like ‘Is he helping me…?’ He seemed wary, but then after he pulled all the right cards he was so excited by the knowledge that Sangwoo was taking care of him that he totally overlooked the trap. He says himself he felt giddy and happy.

I think in some ways Sangwoo and Yoonbum mirror each other, but my thoughts on this aren’t fully developed yet so i’ll have to think about it some more lol. But I fully expect for Sangwoo to soon have a level of dependence on Bum too, or atleast a powerfully unstable emotional attachment. 

Can we stop everything for a minute and talk about Jared’s and Jensen’s acting? Sure we can.

There’s no such thing as a surprise when it comes to them being able to make me cry with a simple look and make me crack laughing with a simple move but anyways I still find their acting mesmerizing. 

Let’s start with Jensen, because he got me crying all over this scene. I couldn’t help it. (I cry a lot with SPN because of him)

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He made me feel every bit of desperation he was feeling. How you can’t remember something so simple, so yours, something that in any normal situation you could say it like you can sing your favorite song. But there’s any of that and he just makes you feel it, he doesn’t even has to say it, it’s there in his eyes; how lost he feels.

And all I have to say is: Jensen, you’re definitely one of the best actors I’ve seen and it’s amazingly beautiful the way in which you can get to people’s feelings with your expressions.

That said, now Jared. (I cry a lot with SPN because of this bitch, too

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I’ve been all emotional because of Sam in countless times, Jared gives such expression to Sam that you can’t help yourself.

I was as worried as Sam at this moment and even though I saw Dean’s words as a joke I was totally lost and trying to keep calm but no can do, this is Supernatural we’re talking about. Sam’s expressions here say so much, him shaking his head, him looking away, the little smile he makes, the sigh of relief, the way his eyes look watery. He was going to loose it if the counterspell didn’t work. It’s seen that he can’t lose Dean, not like that, not again. He goes with “not funny” but you gotta see it in his face, you gotta hear it in his voice. Is such a strong feeling kinda like he was making me feel it.

Jared, you’re freaking gold and you never fail to amaze me, you never fail to make me feel every single thing Sam feels. 

Honestly, I’ve gotta thank the world for having such great actors as Jared and Jensen to play the characters I love the most because clearly without them I wouldn’t have fallen in love with the Winchesters. Thanks for,  and to, Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles. 

We haven’t talked for such a long time, I can’t even recall the exact sound of your voice. I don’t remember your laugh - I remember the crinkles by your eyes and that dimple on your cheek and how it deepens - but I don’t know what it feels like to hear it, how it once made my heart swell in my chest, not anymore. And yet I’m sure that if I heard a million people laugh, yours would still stand out to me and maybe I’d turn around to look for the source and wonder how something so simple is enough to make my blood sing. We miss the memories, not the person, is what my father used to say, but how can he explain why I drop everything when I hear that one song we used to dance to and why that blue sweater you borrowed me still sits at the bottom of my closet when I could have thrown it away? How does missing someone make any sense when that person is still around, is somehow still a part of your life? How am I supposed to get over that? How does anyone?
—  missing you / n.j.

anonymous asked:

I love your blog your writing is amazing. I was wondering if maybe you could write about Betty and jughead having a secret relationship because they're just not ready to tell everyone but one day Betty goes to school with a hickey and everyone finds out about their relationship.

Thank you so much! You got it!

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It was the end of spring, cheerleading season was long over but the riverdale high baseball team was having their final home game, so the riverdale vixens decided to dress in their uniforms and support the team.

Spotting Betty walking down the halls in her blue and gold uniform, Veronica smiled.

“Hey vixen, forgot how good that uniform looked on you.” She winked.

Betty laughed “you’re one to talk. You were made to wear that skirt.”

Leaning up against her locker Veronica smiled at herself.

“I’ve got to say it feels good to not have to wear that turtle neck underneath our uniform, I feel free!”

Betty smiled

“Agreed, it feels good to let my neck breathe.”

Veronica nodded in agreement glancing at Betty’s neck, suddenly her eyes were wide and she was tugging the tiny top down even more if possible.

“What the hell! Veronica! What are you doing?!”

Turning Betty’s head to look into the tiny mirror hanging up in her locker, Veronica pointed at her neck.

“What is that?!”

Finally Betty spotted the offending mark Veronica was so concerned about.

It was a hickey.

How had she not seen that?

“Oh, I must have burnt myself on my curling iron this morning! I’m so clumsy, you know that.” She said laughing nervously.

Veronica stared at her with disbelieving eyes

“Sweetie, I know a hickey when I see a hickey. That’s a hickey.”

“Veronica, that’s ridiculous it’s a burn.”

“Betty, I’m your best friend. What are you hiding from me?”

Suddenly, jugheads lazy voice entered the conversation

“Who’s hiding things?”

Both heads whipped around and Veronica reached for Jughead, pulling him towards Betty.

“Look! A hickey! Do you know who Betty’s been seeing? Because I sure don’t.”

Jugheads eyes widened as he caught Betty’s eyes.

He quickly stamped down his panic,

“Maybe it’s a burn, Betty does use a curling iron a lot.”

“Thankyou!” Betty said quickly

“You two are ridiculous. I’m gonna find out , you know I will!” Veronica said before stomping away , leaving betty and jughead alone by the lockers.

“Don’t be mad.” He said quickly

“My neck Jughead! Of all the places!”

He glanced to the heart shaped bruise, marring her skin.

And unfortunately he wasn’t able to hide his proud smirk before she caught it.

Smacking his arm

“Jughead!”

“I’m sorry okay, I got carried away. It was that damn yellow dress last night. You know I love it when you wear that thing.”

She blushed slightly remembering the events that took place in her bedroom last night.

Jughead looked around quickly, making sure no one was looking, before he placed a quick kiss on her lips.

“It’ll be fine .I’m sure no one will even notice.”

That was the biggest lie of the year.

She had already been stopped by Kevin, Cheryl, and Josie and half the football team had been whistling when she walked past commenting on the hickey.

By last period, study hall, she was thoroughly over this day, and ready to go back to wearing her sweaters.

The gang all had this period together. So they usually spent it on a table outside.

Sliding into the seat next to Betty’s , jughead slid his hand under the table and squeezed her knee.
She smiled softly at him.

“Okay” Veronica spoke up “Kevin, Cheryl and I have gone over all possible suspects regarding the case of Betty’s hickey”

“Oh my god” betty mumbled, dropping her head to the table.

Archie poked his head up from his music book

“Hickey? Betty? What?!”

Kevin sighed “well there goes my guess, it couldn’t have been Archie if he didn’t even know about it.”

Archie was now leaning over the table trying to get a look at Betty’s neck

“I’m sorry. What?! Betty what the hell?”

Cheryl pulled out a notebook ,passing it to Veronica

“I had it narrowed down to dilton doiley or trev marrow, but after speaking to them I now know that it’s neither.”

“You asked them if they gave me a hickey?!”

Veronica crossed out something in the notebook.

“Well we know it’s not anyone on a sports team, we totally would have found that out by now, and the smart kids wouldn’t be able to do that kind of handiwork If they tried so they’re out. Who does that even leave us with?” Veronica said frustrated.

Suddenly everyone’s eyes shot to Jughead who was leaning back in his seat smirking with a shrug.

“Don’t ask me.”

Veronica’s eyes widened

“Oh my god.”

Cheryl slammed her hands down on the table

“Shut up.”

Kevin nearly spit out his water

“ Total plot twist.”

And Archie was just confused

“What, what do we know?!”

Suddenly Betty smiled, reaching for jugheads hand.

“Okay, now can we please stop talking about this.”

Jughead nodded

“As much as I enjoy hearing you all talk about other guys leaving hickeys on my girls neck, I’d rather we changed topics, thanks”

Archie dropped his book on the floor with a thud.

“Girlfriend?!?”

Jughead sat up straighter

“Yeah girlfriend. Is that a problem pal?”

Archie just sat back, glaring at his best friend.

“This is total breaking news, Betty Cooper and jughead jones. We have so much to talk about. I’m sleeping over tonight.”

“Me too.” Cheryl agreed.

“Me three.” Kevin nodded

Betty groaned leaning into her boyfriend

He laughed , kissing her on her forehead.

i had this friend. loud, vivacious, and brimming with energy and colour. her sun-bright smile drew others to her like moths to flame; and yet she could always pick me out from the crowd effortlessly. i wondered how she did that, why she’d pick me over many. 

she was the kind of person you could never look away from for long, but i saw her better from my peripherals. when she lifted her chin, her face would become awash with glowing light; and then she’d laugh about her pale skin, and the ruddy cheeks and dark freckles would appear again, as if they’d momentarily blanked out. when she grew protective, her blue eyes would spark dangerously and burn white; and then she’d blink, and the glint of her glasses would stand in with explanation. 

but i saw her best from the back. when she’d run, her fire-bright curls would flare out behind her like wings.

as flighty as she was, she always came back to me. i wondered why. 

she told me, once. 

one day, before class had started, when i was in the middle of falling asleep in the sunbeam warming my desk, she turned around in her seat to talk to me. she spoke with her whole body, from her waving hands to her bouncing shoulders. 

then she petered off, and settled into stillness. watchfulness. despite all the eyes on her, she only saw me. 

“hey,” she said. “could you look at me for a sec?” 

and when i lifted my head to look at her straight on, she smiled as if she’d found the answer. 

“look at that,” she murmured. “your eyes have halos in them too.” 

One thing I can’t get over in Star Trek Beyond is how when Spock starts laughing, Bones, for a quick second, looks really happy like damn I didn’t know you could smile it’s a good look for you. 

And then he immediately proceeds to panic because shit waIT THAT’S NOT RIGHT.

She was not going to text him. She’d have to get used to missing him all alone. She had to. She was not going to let her sadness consume her whole when the time comes. She’s got to be prepared.
But how do you let go of a certain routine; of a person? She can’t imagine them slowly drifting apart. She can’t imagine not hearing his voice, seeing him, touching his face.
His soft hair. His scrubby chin. The way he cracks her knuckles, making her flinch. Then she’d laugh with him.
The way he looks at her. Like she was all he could see. His smile, making her melt inside. When he kisses her, she loses herself in him. And yet, she keeps wanting him closer. Holding her. She could never get enough of him.
She’d wander around the hallways and catch the sight of him. In the library. At the gym. And perplexed, knowing he’s not there.
Sometimes she craves him.
Most of the time she feels affection.
She’d smell something and remember about him. He smells good. The manly, cleanly kind of smell. Even when he just finishes a dancing session and was sweating hella lot.
She made up her mind. When he’s gone, she was going to put all of him inside a box in her mind. Seal it tight. Open it, when she misses him too much she can’t take it on her own.
It’d hurt, she knows. She’s already bracing herself for it. Come what may.
But now, she’d bury herself in him and forget all about them. Just for a while. He can make her forget everything. And for once, she doesn’t mind.
—  Limited number of days

This is so rushed and short, but I couldn’t get @aina-p​‘s adorable AU picture out of my head. It’s so cute, and I would love to expand this into a multi-chap (or read a multichap of it someone else writes) given the time. It’s such a cute idea, I just had to get this down while my excitement was at its peak!

The scratched up ice stung Victor’s hands as he threw himself down for what must have been the fourth time in the past half hour. For a second as he sat there on the freezing ground, he questioned how things had gotten to the point where he, world-renowned figure skater Victor Nikiforov, was taking fall after fall in a rink.

“Are you okay?”

Ah, right. It was because of him.

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I know we could love each other in another life, under difference circumstances.

I know because I see the way you look at me when I talk about things I’m passionate about. And I know you see how my eyes light up when I’m laughing at your jokes. I’ve always noticed the way you kissed the top of my head when you hugged me goodbye. And I know you’ve noticed how I hang on for as long as I can. I can’t ignore the way you look away when I talk about someone else. And I know you can’t miss the insincerity behind my smile when you mention her.

I know we could love each other in another life.

It’s a shame we only get one.

—  excerpt from an unfinished book #96 // We’re so right for each other, but our lives so aren’t
We were in the grocery store. You wanted ice cream even though it was cold out. You couldn’t decide which flavour and I was teasing you able being so indecisive sometimes. I suggested we just buy every flavour in the store and you laughed. It was the kind of laugh I could listen to for the rest of my life. You said I was silly and you kissed me, pressed against me so I could feel how cold the top of your nose was. You were only in sweats, hair so messy from being in bed all afternoon. And in that moment I knew I loved you more than anyone else I had ever loved. In that moment I knew you were my once in a lifetime. And yet all we were doing was looking for ice cream.
—  Looking for Ice Cream | Courtney Peppernell, Pillow Thoughts
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Chapter Thirteen: The Very Secret Diary

Harry and Ron looked under the sink where Myrtle was pointing. A small, thin book lay there. It had a shabby black cover and was as wet as everything else in the bathroom. Harry stepped forward to pick it up, but Ron suddenly flung out an arm to hold him back. 

“What?” said Harry. 

“Are you crazy?” said Ron. 

“It could be dangerous.” “Dangerous?” said Harry, laughing. 

“Come off it, how could it be dangerous?” 

“You’d be surprised,” said Ron.

Matt vs. Ghost
  • Matt: If I saw a ghost in a forest, I'd fucking, I'd-I'd kill myself.
  • Pat: Yeah?
  • Matt: So much scarier--
  • Pat: So you can fight her in your ghost form?
  • Matt: Oh yes!
  • Pat: [laughing]
  • Matt: Oh that's an excellent follow up to that scenario
  • Pat: [continues laughing]
  • Matt: I'LL FIGHT YOU ON YOUR ON LEVEL, COME ON!!
  • Pat: Oh you can't kill me, I'm already dead, I'll fucking kill your ghost, bitch!
  • Matt: And, and depending on how you look in your ghost form, maybe we could get some stuff going together??
  • Pat: I'm dead, all former engagements are way off; death do us part get the fuck out of here
What I love about each B.A.P member

Himchan:

  • “Yongguk’s smile is because of Himchan”
  • Balances out Yongguk
  • Bang said he became a brighter person bc of Channie T-T
  • Are you crying yet bc I am
  • That one time he had a pony tail
  • Can we bring that back
  • When his hair is pushed back
  • That one time he randomly went blonde then red for only like a week
  • The way he speaks to Yongguk is a complete 180 to how he speaks to the other members 
  • Calls him “bbang”
  • He and Yongguk refer to the younger members as “the kids" 
  • Takes care of everyone 
  • A+ cook 
  • Went out and bought lobster during One Fine Day so the losing team could enjoy a good meal
  • Then they all ate together and my heart melted 
  • Heart of gold
  • The best temporary leader you could ever dream of 
  • What other temp leader becomes a meme
  • Kim Himchan, that’s who
  • When he laughs really hard 
  • That time he was yawning on camera but didn’t notice until too late 
  • Scaredy cat 
  • A++++ good looks 
  • King of the Fairies
  • Thank you, Fairy Kingdom, for giving us Himchan 
  • He’s so unreal 
  • You thought he was gorgeous on camera
  • Wait til you see him up close 
  • Your soul immediately leaves your body
  • Hella soft hands 
  • So cute when he smiles at BABYz
  • He takes pictures of BABYz all the time TT^TT
  • His answer for almost anything is "Jongup”  
  • You will never love Jongup more than Himchan does 
  • Acts like a child sometimes 
  • His voice 
  • So smooth with a little bit of gravel when he speaks 
  • When he sings it either feels like floating on clouds wrapped up in velvet
  • Or lying on a bed of rocks getting punched in the face while heavy metal plays in the background 
  • His voice is so powerful and gritty 
  • Can he sing me sleep??? 
  • I’m just so in love with his tone 
  • I think a collab between him and Youngjae would be awesome 
  • And his own solo song
  • Can play any instrument 
  • Music Genius 
  • Master of Languages 
  • The scar on his right hand 
  • Always looks so cuddly in sweaters 
  • Where can I buy Teddy Bear Chan????
  • Posted a video of Yongguk eating for BABYz to see bc it’s a rare sight 
  • Doesn’t like waking up 
  • Treasures sleep
  • Me too, bud 
  • Tries to keep the dorm under control since Bang left but daejae are a handful 
  • Give him a weekend spa trip away from the kids 
  • Wine Mom 
  • Don’t know what to gift to give him? 
  • Wine
  • Goes on one-on-one food dates with the members
  • Then makes only Daehyun pay 
  • Said he wants to be with Bang bc he’s rich lol
  • His Weekly Idol sexy dance 
  • Iconic 
  • The best sexy dance in history
  • Confident 
  • But still gets shy sometimes 
  • Pink 
  • His eyes 
  • His acting 
  • Someone give him a drama role already PLEASE 
  • Steps in sometimes to give Yongguk a break
  • Bang trusts Himchan so much T-T
  • Friendship goals right there
  • Did I mention that his heart is pure gold 
  • With precious gems embedded in it
  • B.A.P would not be B.A.P without him
  • He is the glue that holds B.A.P together
  • I love him so much
  • Pls give him lots of love 
  • His heart is too good for this world 
  • We do not deserve him

Feel free to add some of your favorite Himchan things! Give him lots of love.

YG | HC | DH | YJ | JU | ZL

pulled the daisies fine // nurseydex

a/n: thought i’d reverse a typical fandom trope and send dex up to nursey’s for the new year. it goes about as well as you would expect. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

word count: 4.3k

“Hm, so, this would be fun if we weren’t collegiate level hockey players who learned how to skate when we were ten,” Dex deadpans after about five minutes of skating around the Rockefeller Center ice rink.

“This is fun!” Nursey insists, squeezing Dex’s hand through his chunky mittens, “it’s relaxing.”

Off to their left about three different toddlers start crying at once, and Dex gives Nursey a look.

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A True Gentleman ~Naughty November~

Prompt: oral with Eljah

Pairing: Elijah x Reader

Word Count: 400

Warning: none

tagged:  @crysxtal @dunbarkiss @kirsty-lou666 @emo-chick-59-stuff@xxshewollfxx @horror-movies-and-disney@kittencutie245 @thejulietfarciertlove @yui-miyuka

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