My Old Orchestra Teacher Got So Much Shit
So our orchestra teacher was trying to teach us a new finger pattern on our instruments (where to place our finger to get a specific note) She liked to name them so we could remember them better. She named this one the “Whitney Houston Pattern”. And we were all like “tf? Why??” She explained that this pattern had notes a lot higher than all the other ones we had learned so it was Whitney Houston because you can hear in some of her songs how her voice gets progressively higher. And we all like “yeah that makes sense” or “who tf is Whitney Houston? Lol” except for this one fucker who said “hey when we do this finger pattern are we gonna overdose on drugs and die in the bathtub too?”
She tried best not to show that she was laughing and thought it was funny because hey! That’s not school appropriate. And for all her other classes she had to call the finger pattern truck driver for some reason??? Because this one kid wouldn’t let her have a nice, well thought out, name!