how can you not laugh at this

“Prom was invented just to make girls starve so they can fit in a dress and compete over a stupid title.”

“Uh –” Derek blinks, eyes his sister dubiously, “I’m not a girl?”

Cora huffs. “Whatever.”

In the kitchen Laura bursts out laughing. “Don’t worry.” She yells. “Cora is just jealous she will have to wait five years to go to her own prom.”

“I’m not going!” Cora yells back. “Prom is stupid, I don’t even know why you’re going,” she tells Derek, “it’s not like you know how to have fun.”

Derek raises an eyebrow while Laura just laughs harder. “Oh my god.” Their older sister says. “I stay away for six months and Cora turns into a sassy queen.” She walks into the living room, pretends to wipe at her eyes. “I’m so proud.”

“You two are ridiculous.” Derek says, turning around. “And I’m just going because Erica promised to pay me. With ice cream.” Then he gives Cora a wicked smile. “That I’m not going to share with either of you.”

“You are the worst brother!” Cora yells as he begins to climb the stairs. “And I hope you fall on your ass while trying to dance!”

“Can’t hear you!” Derek’s cell begins to ring. “Too busy getting ready to prom!”

Laura lets out a high-pitched laughter. “I love you two so much.”

Derek shakes his head fondly, closes his bedroom door behind himself just as Cora tells Laura to shut up. “Hey.” He answers the phone, collapsing on his bed. “What’s up?”

“Yo,” Stiles answers, “whatcha doing?”

“Listening to my sisters fight.” He says, snorting when he hears his dad start complaining about all the yelling and ‘no, Cora, I’m not letting you go to prom, you’re thirteen!’. “I’m gonna have to check the trunk of my car tomorrow night.”

Stiles laughs. “She’s not that good.”

“If you keep teaching her, she will be.” Derek blurts out, curses himself mentally when he realizes it came out harsher than he intended.

It’s just – sometimes he can’t help it. He’s known Stiles since they were four, Cora wasn’t even born then, but one day she turned eleven and Stiles became her new favorite person. Stiles couldn’t find it funnier and took Cora as his little apprentice. He even taught her how to cheat on Mario Kart.

He’s never taught Derek that.

Derek rolls his eyes, thinks about his little sister still downstairs pouting and trying to convince their dad that she’s old enough to go out. He shouldn’t be jealous of her, but the thing is – he grew up with two sisters, he knows how to share toys and food, but he doesn’t know how to share Stiles.

Because Stiles is his.

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Bts reaction to their girlfriend wearing their clothes

SEOKJIN / JIN

He would laugh hugging you and kiss you all over your face. Later while cuddling he would tease you saying “It’s okay if you don’t know how to do your laundry, I can do it for you, you don’t have to steal my clothes baby" 

Originally posted by jjilljj

YOONGI / SUGA

Yoongi would pretend he didn’t see you wearing his clothes and lay down on the couch, you would sulk and sit on top of him crossing your arms “but im wearing your hoodie” “yeah, wash it and put it back when you’re done with it please” you would sulk more and pout. Then he would wrap his arms around you pulling you down and nuzzling your neck saying how much he loved it when you wore his clothes. 

Originally posted by gotjhope

HOSEOK / JHOPE 

​He would smile as soon as he saw you. He would probably kiss you before running to his room to come back a few minutes later with a bunch of his clothes asking you if you could wear them so he could take pictures and show everyone “You just look so cute, I suddenly need a new background for my phone”

Originally posted by kookiyoon

NAMJOON / RAP MOSTER

​Namjoon would tease you because lets be honest, namjoon is that amazing. He would hug you and kiss you and after a few minutes of cuddling his horny side would appear “i love seeing you with my clothes but i rather see you with no clothes at all”

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

JIMIN

​He would be super happy about it and would show it as soon as he saw you “You look so cute with that Jagi” “Let me cuddle you please”

Originally posted by jiyoongis

TAEHYUNG / V

​Taehyung would be happy, he would be super clingy and tease you about it “that looks so big on you baby cakes” he would smile back hugging you “It already looks big on me so imagine how you look, so smol and cute” he would pinch your cheeks while kissing you repeatedly.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

JUNGKOOK

​Jungkook would be all shy about it, he wouldn’t say anything but he would look at you all the time and bite his lip trying to hide his smile, when you asked him if he was okay he would put a fake mad voice and tell you he was mad for stealing his clothes “You know I don’t like sharing clothes” but he would fail miserably when he started laughing, then he would cuddle you until you two fell asleep together

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

Gif credits to the owners. 

A/N: this is my first reaction and im really sorry if this is shit, please forgive me 🙏🏻
Analysis of Jikook in The SHOW behind BTS

…a.k.a throwback in late 2015 ♥

Hello, sweet Anon! :) I’m sorry I’m doing this just now. I’m not sure what exactly you meant, but I suppose it was this… gosh I’m sorry if I made an entire “analysis” for something completely else. Also I know people noticed these things long ago, but you know, I think good Jikook throwback can’t be bad. Also this is from late 2015 (I think - correct me if I’m wrong) and you know how fond I am about 2015! :D So let’s get on to it.

Jikook here, in “The SHOW” could be described as boyfriends, making up after a fight. The younger does it by circling around the older one, trying hard to make him laugh, reacting to everything he does. The older one does it by torturing poor Seokjin, using him for his weird bursts of affectionate singing and generally making Jungkook pay attention to him. Jimin just tries to look like he doesn’t give a duck, but at the same time he does everything he can just for Jungkook to come near him, so he can ignore him again, looking like cold drama queen. Jeon complies very well and as much as Jimin tries to be cool, Jungkook is more nervous, more goofy and childish than usual. Both of them remind me of me when I used to fight with my crush at high school :D

At first we see Jimin, playing with this “decorative ball” – I don’t know what other name should I give it. Jungkook’s in the back, the second Jimin starts playing with the ball he watches him and quickly figures his next steps.

In next moment he comes near, announcing that “That ball is not that heavy at all!” while smiling sheepishly. Nobody asked you tho, Jungkookie. Jimin seems like he didn’t even hear what Jungkook said. No laughing or smiling reaction, as we’re used to seeing from him. Jungkook’s attempt doesn’t work, so he puts the ball back on the table. (I feel sorry for him :<)

We catch a glimpse of Jungkook (and Jin and Hoseok) practicing Run choreo. Jungkook dances just in front of Jimin all the time – at one point he even comes less than foot away from him. But Jimin does nothing. Complete stone-cold pokerface. Again, it doesn’t have to mean something, but judging by his general attitude not only to Jungkook at other times, but to Jin on the same day (before he and Jungkook ‘made up’ :D) he was most likely pissed at Kookie.

Fast forward to Hobi, delivering water. Jungkook claims that “water from somebody else tastes the best.” These are just screen shots, but he literally turned his head towards Jimin and looked at him, as he said it. Jimin was laughing and smiling just seconds before at Hobi and Tae.

When Jungkook spoke, pokerface appeared again and he looked away. Both him and Jungkook swung their heads down, looking on the floor. JK did not say a thing after that there.

My favorite parts are coming, brace yourself, it’s hilarious. Jin struggle for his life and comfort, as Jimin uses him to make Jungkook jealous and Jungkook to make Jimin laugh. I admire this human, because if it was me, I would be cringing in the corner of room instead of handling it so well in the middle of them.

Jimin hangs out with Jin, talking about Jin’s birthday. Casual Jeon appears, trying to stick himself between the two without much success. So he stands next to Jin, when suddenly Jimin decides to be a little torturous shit to him (and poor Seokjin) and announces he’s gonna sing a song for Jin-hyung.

Jungkook just watches him. I watch Jungkook’s mouth, pressed into thin line (he’s not a fan of this whole situation, obviously.)

Jin stares at the ceiling, expression in his face calling supernatural forces for salvation. No help comes. Jungkook manages to bear whole 15 seconds of Jimin, serenading to Jin, before he interrupts him. “When’s your birthday, hyung?”

What kind of silly and completely obvious question is that? Do you mean you forgot Jin’s birthday, when most likely you all celebrated together and you live with him? It was just few days ago. Anyway he disturbs Jimin’s singing for a second, so this question was a success. Jimin touches Jin’s face, trying to gain his attention. In my opinion, he’s trying too hard. Just let it go, Jimin, Jungkook already *got* your message. Sthob it. But he doesn’t stop, no way.

Jin flinches: “Don’t touch my face!” He pushes Jimin away and explains he hates when people touch his face. Guess who’s hands touch his face the second he says it to support Jimin-hyung and make him laugh? …just guess. Yes. Jungkook’s hands are already touching Seokjin’s face, while he laughs adorably. Jimin was smiling a little before at Jin, but after Jungkook’s action + smile, he’s not smiling. Not until he touches Jin again and smiles again, this time JK left.

Jin and Jimin have this bickering argument about a gift for Jin’s birthday so Jimin decides to sing him a happy birthday song. Seokjin is obviously not very comfortable about all of this and tries to push Jimin away in his funny, non-harming way – throwing sleeves of his jacket around. Then he even pushes Jimin away weakly, while sending him away. Then he pushes him *hardly*, losing his shit. He stares at the camera seriously as he says that he’ll really do something to Jimin. Jimin can’t stop with his singing and clinging to hyung.

Koalest Koala Jimin demands Seokjin to sing him a carol. It’s payback time. Jin starts to sing and cling to Jimin too much to make him uncomfortable, too. Jimin tastes his own medicine as he struggles to get free.

Jimin now sings the carol and looks around, to his left multiple times. I’m not completely sure if he looks at Jungkook but just few moments later, just as they start with the “I LOVE YOU” song, guess who emerges from that direction? JK. Of course it’s Jungkook. He walks like a complete *boss* just in front of the lens of the camera.

Jimin very nonchalantly changes his position, now standing next to Jungkook.

Jungkook announces he made a song, too. Jin asks him what song. “I love you,” answers Kook, very creatively. Anyway they all laugh afterwards.

In the next moment poor baby Seokjin serves as a tool for Jikook, making up. Jimin looks still done with Jungkook, while he hits him with Jin’s arms/sleeves, making weird noises.

Jin complains about hard life of a hyung (I feel you, Kim Seokjin) and Jimin agrees. Jimin, you made him suffer today, you have no right to complain. Anyway Jungkook stops hitting Jimin and walks from behind Jin to see Jimin’s reaction.

Jimin probably decided that Jungkook’s efforts are too cute and it’s enough. He cames up with the message for fans. JK asks him what message and quickly looks down.

There’s like 4 seconds of silence, while Jimin (in my opinion obviously) waits for Jungkook to look him in the eyes. In the second he does that, Jimin sings “I love you.”

Just look at the bunny’s smile. Just look. My heart burst when I saw the way he smiles happily at his hyung’s singing. Finally, Jimin forgave him whatever it was he had to forgive him.

Afterwards, they’re good. Jimin is laughing and smiling again with Jungkook, dancing and fooling around.

To sum it up, they were going through some sort of fight that day, who knows what it was about? But Jimin was just being scary shady Jimin, clinging to Jin to get Jungkook’s attention and Jungkook was following them around, trying to make up with Jiminie-hyung. Thanksgod it had a happy ending.

And for the very end, I’m adding this accurate picture of inner Jimin, satisfied with himself on that day:

Hope you enjoyed, this drained me so much :D Once again: I love 2015. K, bye.

I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge and it was glorious! I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard in a cinema! And I loved how Jack was all, “Eww, you’re the spawn of those two idiots?” when he met Henry yet the whole time, he protected Henry with all he had!

Originally posted by kissmyglitter

On a very shallow note, Henry was soooooo pretty. The prettiest person in the whole movie XP

Originally posted by animations-daily

Bts reacting to you and you’re not so close sibling

Namjoon:

“Y/n play nice!”

“This brat thinks it could just breathe here. Right next to you… and me for that matter. Rude. Just plain rude. I’m sorry you have to meet it.”

“Babe calm down,” laughes at how ridiculous you’re being, “don’t make a scene okay? If you be a good girl I’ll award you.” he whispered.

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts

Jin:

“Don’t talk to her Jin.”

“But she offered me food?!”

“Starve.”

“I’ll be damned if I do that. I’m sorry jagi, I have to for my happines. I promise to respect your choice after this meal.”

Originally posted by faidream

Hoseok:

“But can’t you just get along?”

“Never! He’s satan himself. I swear I’ve seen him transform into some lizard or something…”

“Are you serious?”

“Mhm.” You nod your head.

“Oh hell no,” he whispers, “Sorry everyone we have to go!” He says to your family, pushing you out the door and whispering back to you, “No lizards for us, thank you~”

Originally posted by safejimin

Yoongi:

“Just get along!”

“I can’t! He’s a monster.”

“One day he’s going to be gone then how are you going to feel?”

“Fine I’ll going talk to him, but only because I know how important family is to you!”

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

Taehyung:

“Your sister has kids right? You have to talk to her! I wanna play with them!”

“If you want to play with kids I’ll have my own. I refuse to talk to that beast!”

“Wait really!? Lets get started right now!”

Originally posted by btstaehyunged

Jimin:

“Baby just go say hi.”

“No.”

“You look flawless, go flaunt your looks to her. Show her who’s boss!”

“You make a good point…”

Originally posted by yoonmin

Jungkook:

“But babe you said they were serving lamb skewers at the family get together!” 

“Yeah but the brat is going, so now we’re not.”

“Y/n pleaaaaase I want to eat. I’ll do whatever you want.”

“Anything you say.”

Is dead serious, “Yes.”

Originally posted by taetaehyungs

How much can you love?

How much can you love?

Will you endure all the up and downs, just so you may feel the mutual joy of your feeling being confirmed?


Or will you hold onto this dedication, just so it can be shattered like a vase fell onto the floor?


Or will you sell your dreams, dignity and your very soul to the demon Itself, just so you may hear her laugh and feel her breath again, even you knew the name she whispers will never be yours?

anonymous asked:

I really love your writing and I'm so glad that you're accepting requests again :"> how about the RFA react to MC who had a weakness for sweet treats, like MC can be very upset or angry whatsoever but as fast as she receive sweet, she turns fluffy and forget everything.

Oh, I hope this is >>sweet<< enough for you! :p

RFA with a MC who has a weak for candy


Zen

  • “Why do you need candy, babe, when you have the ultimate eye candy right in front of you?”
  • “Tempting. But can I please get my chocolate right now?” you glared at him, and he passed the bar to you.
  • You would usually laugh of his flirty jokes, but not when chocolate was the subject. Oh hell no! Chocolate is a serious matter here.
  • He doesn’t like when you get too serious, and since he doesn’t really care for sweet, he doesn’t really get it why do you get so serious about candy.
  • But he thinks it’s so funny, so he likes to tease you and hide the candy sometimes, and that’s why you’re glaring at him right now.
  • As soon as you finally have your chocolate, you smile playfully at him, and we know what these looks mean
  • “I guess I have plenty room for desert.” He says, dragging you to the bedroom.

Yoosung

  • You barely saw each other today, both of you were busy with college and work.
  • And when you two finally made it home, you were both grumpy.
  • You barely said hello to each other, any word now would lead to a completely useless fight over something really stupid.
  • You grabbed the whipped cream can, he grabbed the M&Ms package and you both sat on the couch.
  • “Okay, so was your day?” he asks, you chug some whipped cream and answer him. “Ugh, don’t even get me started!”
  • For outsiders, maybe this could be really weird, but the candy therapy has been going on for a while after long days, turns out that this need for candy is another thing you have in common.
  • You end up with some whipped cream in your cheek, which he licks promptly, you both blush, but it doesn’t last long. You both bolt to the bedroom immediately.

Jaehee

  • While she’s usually in charge of the coffee, you’re in charge of the baking.
  • That is not only about the café, it’s how it works in home too.
  • And you take baking very seriously, as serious as she takes coffee. So she’s used to you getting all grumpy when one recipe is not working out.
  • She tastes a little of the frosting cake you’re trying to do. “Hmmm, this is good, MC!” “NO, DON’T TASTE THAT YET! IT’S NOT READY AND IT’S BAD!”
  • You two look at each other, scared. You immediately regret for overreacting like this, she just shrugs and tells you not to be so hard on yourself. Ugh, she’s a saint…
  • “I mean… maybe I am tasting this wrong. Here, have some more.” You offer her and quickly steal a kiss from her. “Hum, yeah, you were right, this is good…”
  • The cake you were baking ended up burnt, but neither of you cared, you were too busy in the bedroom.


Jumin

  • “I’m pretty sure they all taste the same, my love. Just pick one.”
  • You look at him offended. , then just roll you eyes. Uh oh… he forgets you’re very sensitive concerning candy.
  • “Why would you even say that, Jumin? This one is made of mirtillo, this one is strawberry, and this one is banana!” you’re pointing to all the toffees in the candy store that you’ve been stuck for half an hour trying to pick the flavors.
  • “MC, the flavor is artificial, they probably use the same ingredients in all of them and just change the colorings and…” “Huh! They have pineapple too!”
  • He sighs, you’re not hearing any of this, are you? But he must say, you getting all excited over candy it’s so cute, he can’t even…
  • “Jumin, hurry and help me choose it!” that’s his cue. He grabs your shoulders and makes you look at him.
  • “I already chose the sweetest thing here.” He kisses you, you don’t even know what flavor you picked, you just needed to head out of that store immediately.

Saeyoung

  • Why are the lines on amusement park’s rides so damn long?
  • You could have waited patiently if you have eaten something before, but now you’re starting to get a little bad mood…
  • Saeyoung is goofing off to kill some time, but you aren’t having it at all. You need to eat something, doesn’t matter what! Though you’re super down to some candy, since it’s usually you go-to snack
  • Then he sees the solution. “Oh, MC!~ Look what I bought for you!” he shows you the cotton candy and your face immediately lightens up.
  • You rush to grab it, but he pulls away. “Uh-uh, you’ve got to earn it~” then he takes a piece and places up his mouth like a mustache.
  • He looks at you with a teasing smirk, almost like he’s daring you to do something with these much people around, but you’re hungry! For the cotton candy and… for him.
  • He’s a blushing mess when you lean closer and takes the cotton candy, chuckling. “You took my mustache, lady! I must have it back!” he pulls you closer for a kiss, yeah, forget that ride, this is amusing enough for both of you.

anonymous asked:

hey i was just looking through the tiny amount of asks youve gotten for bingaverage and i realized that i ship it REALLY HARD... so if you have any headcanons, could you please provide???? thank you

i could definitely see them being one of those ‘friends to lovers’ sort of deal! here are a few for you, sweetheart! 💛

  • they probably love sharing hats and sunglasses with each other, trying them on to see which ones go well with them.
  • chase doesn’t really know how to skateboard all that well, but he still likes going to the skatepark with bing so that bing can ‘wow’ the crowd with his ‘skills’. it ends up with them laughing like dorks. 
  • bing actually doesn’t like being in public when there’s so much people around. he gets anxious and holds onto chase’s arm until they can find a clear area.
  • chase loves when bing lifts up his hat to ruffle his hair.
  • bing grins like an idiot whenever chase texts him, especially memes. bing keeps him up to date with the latest memes so chase can be one of those cool hip dads.
  • chase gets his kids on the weekends, but every now and then he’ll invite bing over to meet his kids and spend time with them. bing is humbled and loves teaching chase’s son cool skateboard tricks and playing video games with chase’s daughter.
  • bing develops a crush on chase first, but has arguments with tiny bing because he knows he shouldn’t push anything considering chase just got out of a divorce.
  • bing knows it’s stupid of him to think so, but he’s just a bit jealous of the fact that chase has kids. he has tiny bing, but it’s not the same.
  • sometimes when it’s just the two of them hanging out outside, on bing’s back porch, chase admits that he wonders if he’ll ever find love again, but laughs it off like it’s nothing. bing however, remains optimistic for him, reassuring him that “love is blind.”
  • chase: “who told you that?”
  • bing: “the host.”
  • chase: “but isn’t he blind?”
  • bing: “yeah, but still. you’ll find it again. you’ll just never know who it’s gonna be.”
  • after chase leaves, tiny bing yells at bing for being a coward and not admitting his feelings.

camp halfblood!au

• kim yugyeom
• son of hades
• cabin thirteen
• literally feared by a lot of people
• can summon the dead
• has done it before and it almost scared jackson half to death
• can touch ghosts but he tries not to do that anymore
• literally everyone was surprised when hades claimed him
• cause he’s always smiling and laughing
• him and bambam are the best of friends
• he’s always getting yelled at by jinyoung
• is always dancing inside his cabin
• likes helping bambam with pranks
• is actually a big baby
• will hold a grudge
• is pretty close with his dad despite rumors that hades is a terrible guy

how you two met:

• it was halloween
• you were walking around camp with some of your friends
• there were some halloween activities going on for everyone
• you were walking towards a booth when bambam and yugyeom scared you guys
• you had been friends with yugyeom for years so if didn’t phase you
• “nice try.”
• he was pouty after that
• you all walked around and had a good time
• then yugyeom pulled you aside and said he had something to tell you
• “what’s wrong?”
• “nothing, I just wanted to say I like you.”
• you didn’t know what to say because you figured he had to like you in order to be friends with you
• “well duh, we’re friends.”
• “no, y/n, I like you as more than a friend.”
• “oh, well why didn’t you say so? I like you too yugyeom.”

ma lot of you really wanted more heacanons and i’m happy cries

  • eliza’s instagram is nothing but pictures and videos of maria around the apartment followed with captions like “my girl <3″ 
  • eliza likes to slow dance, and whenever she’s having a bad day maria puts on some music and pulls her in
  • the two laugh and stumble around when they dance because how in the world are you supposed to stay calm with such a cutie patootie in front of you?
  • they TRY to do each other’s makeup but the two keep laughing during it and can’t take each other seriously like i’m trying to put lipstick on you can you please be serious for like five seconds
  • maria hates storms, but eliza adores them
  • eliza cuddles maria when it storms and hums cute songs in her ear to calm her down
  • eliza wears button ups and floral pants to formal events and maria wears dresses
  • sometimes they switch it up to make the other flustered
  • their double dates with john and alexander involve laser tag
  • spoiler alert: they always win against the boys

I was ringing up a customer and told him his total. He handed me cash and then said, “You’re taking all my money! Just like a woman.”

I was irritated, so I didn’t say anything. Then he continued:

Customer: “I bet you take all your boyfriend’s money too.”

Me: “Uh no, I make my own.”

Customer: *laughs* “Yeah right, you take his money.”

I can’t express how angry I was (and still am) about this.

anonymous asked:

Made Up Fic Title: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Okay i made this a bit funny yeah? :D

Its Peter turn to cook today. Well to be honest its his turn everyday.

For them all. He is still angry at the avengers. Because only last week did Tony tell him what exactly they did with him.

Peter grins and starts cooking.

Two hours later everybody sits at the table. They all have their own places. Peter sits next to Tony and opposed to Steve.

He can’t help it but he chuckles, when they all start eating.

He does it for two weeks. Then he hears Steve with Tony talking and he eavesdrops. He can’t help it.

“Peter is going to cook today.” says Tony and Peter can see him smiling lovely.

“Oh well…thats great.” says Steve and he sounds so unsure, that Peter hopes he cant hear him laughing in the hallway.

“Dont you like his food?” asks Tony surprised. Peter knows how much Tony adores his food. He leaves his work anytime for that.

“Of course…but maybe they do it different in space.” shrugs Steve and Tony raises an eyebrow.

“Like what?”

“Well its…its always cold?” says Steve and Peter laughs again before he leaves.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold, Bitch. He thinks and has to hold his tummy of laughter.

SHINee: their s/o acting cute when they want something

Onew:  he has such a weakness for your cute behavior, and probably won’t make you wait for long before letting you have whatever it is you’re asking for. He might put up a front and cross his arms, claiming that this is the last time you’re cracking him like this….but it’s all for show and he’s  pile of mush on the inside.

Jonghyun:  keeps ogling at you and wondering how you always make him weak when you do that, since he always finds himself biding your every wish. After shaking his head and laughing at how childish you’re being, he’ll pat your head, “Alright alright, no need to kill me with the aegyo again.”

Key:  there’s no way you can actually make him second guess himself- he’ll stand his ground and refuses to always let you win when you want something. Afterwards he’ll probably feel bad bc it wasn’t even serious, and he’ll be all *tsundere* when getting you whatever you want, most likely spoiling you while he’s at it.

Minho:  whatever his baby wants, his baby gets. There will be times when he’ll pretend like he won’t give in, just to see your cute reaction and the way you look up at him with pouty lips. He won’t hold out for long since he lives for your cute side.

Taemin:  he’s confused bc you can literally get it yourself if it isn’t hard to obtain, like getting up and getting another pack of cookies instead of making him do it. He’ll huff and stare at you like a kid, and probably copies your cute expressions and twisting his face to look funny, then finally give in.

Originally posted by manwalage

anonymous asked:

Daichi being hit by a ball by his s/o in public, scenario , please ?

Hey! I hope you like this scenariooooooo wifi suuuucksss but i’m trying my beeeessst!

sorry this was short~!!

~~~~~

“Okay so when you serve you throw the ball up in the air and hit it with this part of your palm,”

Daichi had brought you out to a park nearby his house and thought,

Why not teach my lovely girl how to serve? It was both things he loved so much, why not have them both, right?

And it was a beautiful day, the sun was out, the cherry blossoms were in full bloom, it couldn’t get any better than this.

You nod and he shows you how to do it, serving towards you. 

Since you didn’t know how to receive, you just caught the ball instead.

Daichi beams at you and says, “Why don’t you try?”

You shake your head and laugh, “I can’t do it like that!”

He rolls his eyes and goes into his receiving position.

You take a deep breath and recall what Daichi told you to do. You bite your lip, thrown the ball upwards and hit it with your palm.

Daichi, who was too distracted by you, had his eyes wide.

Your eyes widen, and as if in slow motion, the ball hurtled towards his face

Your jaw drops as the sound of the ball hitting his face echoed through your ears. He falls backward, and strangers passing by were staring at you and him. 


Your cheeks turn red and you rush over to him, slightly giggling as you asked him if he was alright.

He scratches the back of his neck, blood from his nose dropping to the ground.
Your eyes widen and you rush to get him a handkerchief from your bag.
You hold it to his nose and he looks away from you sheepishly.

“And I thought you couldn’t do it!” He exclaimed as giggles erupted from the both of you.

“And I thought you would be able to receive that, captain.”

He chuckles and you help him stand up. “Don’t tell anyone about this, okay?”

He groans as he looks around, seeing the people of the park staring at him.
You smile and kiss his cheek as you nod and walk back to his house.




“Can you teach me to receive too?”

“Only if you promise not to hit me in the face.”

best overwatch characters to play while high:

- mccree but only if you have ‘i’m your huckleberry’ equipped as a voice line and do nothing but crouch and combat roll everywhere and say hi and that voice line to everyone you come across

- junkrat because literally any time i hit something i just start laughing. there’s some kind of poetic undertone that comes with playing junkrat high. it’s the most fun i’ve ever had playing overwatch because of the sheer chaos that comes with it 

- reaper or dva, it doesnt matter how you play them as long as you use the voice command to say ‘OO’ in the deepest voice you can and nothing else. you don’t type in the chat, any time someone talks to you just make that sound effect. someone on your team is going to do it back and it’s going to be the funniest thing ever and sometimes i get entire teams to do it and somehow it’s comedy gold for me with either of those characters

anonymous asked:

We all do what we gotta do babe

i have no idea what this means. but i can’t sleep and i was just staring at the ceiling thinking about when you’re a kid and everybody is like “you’ll understand when you’re older” and you just kinda shrug it off? when i was a kid i would kinda just laugh off all these old dudes singing about heartbreak, tragedy, pain and pure despair and the things they would try to do to hide it and fight off all those feelings to no avail. well it’s true, every word from those songs ring clearer than a bell. kinda funny how that works

i was asking my mom rhetorically what she thought “back to you” meant (because larry and stuff obvs) and my sister was also in the room and said “it sounds like he wants to be a weather man” and i was like ?????? how??? and she said in a really enthusiastic voice “BACK TO YOU CARL” i can’t stop laughing

anonymous asked:

Ahhh, your open!! First I just wanna say that your writing is amazing! Okay, so can I have some hcs of Denki, Iida, and Izuku's s/o having a quirk that allows them to speak to animals? How would they react to it? Thank you :)

Sure thing lovely and thank you so very much for your kind words! <3 I very much hope I could write it well enough and that you’ll like it =D


Kaminari:

- He finds it really sweet and smiles whenever his partner pauses to talk with an animal.

- Sometimes he’s a bit confused for a second, when he sees his partner standing alone and they suddenly start to laugh, until he takes a closer look and see that the window is open and a small birds sits on the window sill.

- Kaminari gets used to his partner carrying around different treats for different animals, like food for stray cats and they put up bird feeders during the winter.


Iida:

- He loves to ask his partner about their animal friends and if they can introduce him to them.

- Iida finds his partner’s Quirk to be very nice and should he ever see an injured animal, be it a stray or a runaway, he calls his partner and asks them if they can come around and help.

- If his partner wants to feed strays or birds, he helps them distribute the food and they spend quite a couple of long afternoons, lying in the grass and listening to the birds sing for them.


Midoriya:

- He has so many questions how their Quirk works and if there are animals they get along better compared to others or if they are scared of some of them.

- Whenever he meets a stray that looks like it needs help, he asks his partner if they want to come and see if they can get the animal either to a shelter, a vet or they can ask it if it got lost and needs help finding its way back home.

- Should his partner want to help strays or they look for lost animals and they ask if he wants to come along, Midoriya happily accompanies them.

Jurina sang a new song on SHOWROOM, so I did lyrics translation!

(I know the song was written for the fans, I think the title was “The promise we made that day”, but I could be wrong.)

That night we dreamed the same dream
Talking about our future selves
And we said that together
We’d see a wonderful scenery

Dreams and goals cannot be accomplished alone
That might be why people wish to do so

Because you’re here, I won’t give up
With you here, I’ll do my best
I won’t forget
The promise we made that day

That night we dreamed the same dream
We talked passionately together
About reaching the top

No matter how strong I may be, I can’t be alone
So let’s support and help each other

Because you’re here, I won’t give up
With you here, I’ll do my best
I won’t forget
The promise we made that day

While laughing, jokingly saying we’ll never stick needles in our eyes
Someday, once again, once more, we’ll be able to talk about it again

Because you’re here, I won’t give up
With you here, I’ll do my best
I won’t forget
The promise we made that day

Don’t forget

First Words

For @milkandcookies528 thank you so much for all your support

“Hello!” You call into the house, “Derek I’m home!”
“Hey baby we’re in the kitchen!” He calls back and after slipping his birthday present into the hallway closet you go to the kitchen where he and your little girl are. She’s got food all over her face and looks as pleased as can be about it.
“Wow, daddy let you feed yourself huh?” You say with a laugh pressing a kiss to the top of your 8 month-old’s head. The only place that’s safe.
“How was girl’s day?” Derek asks wrapping an arm around your waist before kissing you softly.
“It was really nice. I needed it, thank you.” You tell him with your arms wrapped around his neck. “How was Lola?”
“Perfect. She said her first word today.”
“What!” You turn toward her, excitement evident on your face.
“Let’s see if she’ll say it.” He says, “Hey Lo, who’s this?” He asks pointing to you and your eyes go wide.
“Mama.” She babbles. “Mama.”
“That’s right Lo.” Derek says with a grin before looking up at you. “Baby!” He’s surprised by the tears running down your cheeks.
“She said mama. Derek, her first word was my name.” He laughs softly pulling you to him in a hug. You wipe the tears from your eyes and give a little laugh of your own.
“She loves you.” He says before pressing a kiss to the top of your head.
“She loves you too.” You assure him.
“I know. I’m just not home as much.” He says and you hope he really isn’t bothered. Sometimes it’s hard for you to read him, even if you have been together for six years. A few minutes go by, the two of you just watching your baby girl eat and play with her food.
“I’m going to get a bath started for her.” You tell him moving from his embrace. He nods and starts to clean up Lola’s meal.
“I’ll bring her up.”
“Are you sure? She’s covered in food.” He peels his shirt off then winks at you causing you to laugh and shake your head at him.
“Any chance to get your shirt off huh?” You tease and he grins at you.
“You love it.” He shoots back and you shrug, he’s not wrong. Heading upstairs you get the tub started before changing into a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. Bath time with Lola can get a little wild, especially with her daddy home. He loves to play in the water with her and somehow, even if you’re not in the bathroom, you end up soaked. You check the water in the tub again before heading back downstairs.
“Alright Lo,” you hear Derek say before he knows you’re downstairs, “Can you say dada?”
“Mama.”
“Dada.”
“Mama.” You hear him sigh softly.
“I’ll get a dada out of you sooner than later kid.” He tells her and you hear the tray of the high chair come off. Don’t worry Derek. You’d get her to say dada by the time you’re home from the next case so help you.
And maybe your next one would say dada first.