sirius black is 145 days older than james potter and don’t think for a moment that he didn’t hold that over his head
sirius, inspecting his facial hair: don’t worry, prongs. you’re bound to hit puberty soon, i’m sure of it.
respect your elders, prongs: dumbledore, mcgonagall, your mother, me.
what’s that? i’ve got a watch from your parents before you? 144 more days, prongs. hang in there.
age before beauty, prongs. no wait, i’ve got that, too.
as the fairest, tallest, and oldest marauder present, you ought to listen to me.
to lily, when she turns 20: i can’t believe you’re married to a teenager.
how am i one-hundred and forty five days older than you, and i look so young? one of life’s mysteries, i suppose.
to a hungover james: when you’re older, you’ll be able to hold your liquor properly, young buck.