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#3 Mitch Marner

A Mitch one where he gets jealous? Thxx

YEEE. Jealous mitchell makes my life.

(dated 13 feb) ALSO DID Y’ALL SEE HIM ZOOM TO HIS BOYF. CAN YOU BELIEVE HE LOVES AUSTON SO MUCH

(DATED 28 FEB) MY BBY IS BACKKKK

Warnings: idk language

Song suggestion of the day: UPGRADE U BY BEYONCE

Originally posted by glovesdropped

“No way Lady GaGa is better than Nikki Manaj. She’s a close second but she’s not Anaconda good. If we’re talking pre-2010 then maybe-”

You scoffed. “Mitch, that is the dumbest thing I’ve heard all week. Nikki’s good and I love her but she isn’t Lady Gaga good.” 

Were you a Lady Gaga fan? No. Were you a Nikki Manaj fan? Also no. Is this how you expected this trip to go? Not really. 

It was the leafs bye-week and what else would you be doing than watching hockey. You and Mitch were driving down to London to watch another Knights/Otters game. To be honest you didn’t really mind if it meant spending time with Mitch, and it was also super cute how much he loved his friends. Mitch also had some very strong opinions on pop music, which you had decided to bear the brunt of if it meant you didn’t have to hear the same three Nikki Manaj songs over and over again.

“Give me your phone, Mitchell.” you demanded as va va vroom came on for the eighth time. 

“i can’t believe you would even think something like that.” Mitch muttered, obviously still peeved that you would ever mention another artist save Nikki. However he passed you his phone anyway so you could finally change the song. “Is this old school Beyonce?”

You smirked, humming along to the intro of Upgrade U, making Mitch laugh and roll his eyes before eventually singing along all the way till you got to London. You’d planned to arrive super early so Mitch could quickly catch up with stromer before the game and then you and Mitch would have a couple of hours to kill in the London before the game.

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200 Sentence Prompts!

message me a number and a guy/girl (hamilsquad or hamilcast) and I’ll write a fic!! (p.s I used feminine pronouns for these but if you want me to use masculine/gender neutral pronouns just tell me in your request and I’ll use them :))

1. “I kinda sorta maybe like you.”
2. “You’re my favorite person.“
3. “You know that, right?”
4. “I’m gonna kill you!”
5. “What the fuck happened here?”
6. “Please…don’t go.”
7. “Stay the night?”
8. “You’re such a loser.”
9. “Why do you hate me?”
10. “Just shut up and kiss me.”
11. “How dare you?”
12. “Excuse me?”
13. “Make me.”
14. “Can you not?”
15. “Care to explain?”
16. “Okay…sounds fake but okay.”
17. “Why are you filming?”
18. “Delete that. Immediately.”
19. “You spent $340 on what?”
20. “Why. Just…why.”
21. “Oh, and by the way? I love you.”
22. “You look so good in that.”
23. “If you want me to stop, then say so. But I don’t think you want me to.”
24. “Can I kiss you?”
25. “Currently dying. Bye.”
26. “Don’t touch me.”
27. “Get the hell away from me.”
28. “What are you afraid of?”
29. “If that’s not dedication I don’t know what is.”
30. “How do I put this simply? I despise you.”
31. “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me God!”
32. “What are you wearing?”
33. “You’re being ridiculous!”
34. “You’re just like them!”
35. “What song is this?”
36. “That might just be the worst pick up line I have ever heard. Congrats.”
37. “You have invented a new kind of stupid.”
38. “I sure don’t remember having a dog.”
39. “Why are you under a table?”
40. “Where are you?”
41. “I’m DYING.”
42. “Are you bleeding?”
43. “How often does this happen?”
44. “Oh my God, someone call an ambulance/medic!“ (depending on the time period)
45. “Did you just hiss at me?”
46. “You can’t spend the rest of your life inside.”
47. “Watch me.”
48. “Is that a dare?”
49. “Is that my shirt?”
50. “Can I have my stuff back?”
51. “You broke my heart.”
52. “________ is rolling in their grave right now.” “…________ isn’t dead?” “They are to me.”
53. “I’m sorry I kicked you in the balls. It might happen again.”
54. “Nobody cares??”
55. “Are you drunk?”
56. “You’re drunk.”
57. “You’re a woman?”
58. “…you have a sister?”
59. “You’re their sister?”
60. “FIGHT ME.”
61. “Why is if I’m the one who always has to stop you from getting into fights?”
62. “Get out!”
63. “Please don’t hurt him!”
64. “Please, don’t hurt yourself.”
65. “I can’t take it anymore!”
66. “That’s gotta hurt.”
67. “Are you hurt?”
68. “Who hurt you?”
69. “Can we please just go home?”
70. “It’s an honor to meet you.”
71. “It’s you. It’s actually you.”
72. “I love your tattoos.”
73. “Go to prom with me?”
74. “Did you just admit you love me over text? Lame.”
75. “What did you just say?”.”
76. “Come back to bed?”
77. “Sing it!”
78. “Everyday is Halloween if you’re dedicated.”
79. “OTP.”
80. “Just make out already.”
81. “Can I do your makeup?”
82. “I can fight my own battles.”
83. “Get out.”
84. “Get help!”
85. “Hey, hey, hey, stay with me.”
86. “Hold my hand.”
87. “I think your parents like me more than they like you.”
88. “Can I have your number?”
89. “Fuck it up!”
90. “You’ve ruined everything!”
91. “It’s all your fault!”
92. “Dance with me.”
93. “Nobody needs to know.”
94. “It’s yours.”
95. “It’s not yours.”
96. “I’m yours.”
97. “I am nobody’s but my own”
98. “Talk to me like that again and I’m leaving.”
99. “I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry.”
100. “I’m tired of moping around and waiting for things to get better. So I’m going to make things better for myself.”
101. “Please tell me you’re not courting/dating him.” (once again, depending on the time period)
102. “We need to be quiet.”
103. “You don’t understand.”
104. “What were you doing in there?”
105. “I’m fine.”
106. “We’re not fine!”
107. “Everything is falling apart at the seams!”
108. “You wanna come over here and say that to my face?”
109. “This means nothing.”
110. “You sure about that?”
111. “Can you come over?”
112. “Are you…naked?”
113. “That’s the weirdest thing you could possibly say in this situation!”
114. “What were you thinking?”
115. “You could have died!”
116. “Where is she?”
117. “I’ll do anything.”
118. “Please don’t hurt her.”
119. “You’re going to be a father.”
120. “I’m so sorry it had to be this way.”
121. “Hold me back!”
122. “This is, like, the fifth fight you’ve gotten into this week. Calm down.”
123. “I love you, asshole!”
124. “I’ve loved you for as long as I can remember.“
125. “You should have told me.”
126. “Please don’t leave me.”
127. “I waited for you.”
128. “You broke a promise.”
129. “If you walk out right now it’s over.”
130. “Keep it in your pants, for crying out loud!”
131. “What if someone hears?”
132. “Everyone heard.”
133. “Everyone knows.”
134. “You’re so in love with her it’s embarrassing.”
135. “Don’t throw away your shot.”
136. “You stalled. He didn’t. Deal with it.”
137. “If I never see you again, I want you to know I love you.”
138. “What do you mean she’s missing?”
139. “It’s you.”
140. “That was not supposed to be sent to you.”
141. "I don’t remember asking you.”
142. “Are you going to the party?”
143. “She’s pregnant?”
144. “What did they do to you?”
145. “I’m going to kill him.”
146. “You deserve so much better”.
147. “Take it off.”
148. “Can we make this official?”
149. “Are you free tonight?”
150. “How was your date?”
151. “And now I have a hickey. Thanks.”
152. “Who gave you that hickey?”
153. “Can you please stop giving me hickeys?”
154. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.”
155. “We are not naming our child after my rival.”
156. “I’m about to go into labor and the father isn’t here. So yeah, I’m not doing that well!”
157. “I swear to God if you don’t show up in the next five minutes I’m naming this baby ___________” (depending on the rival)
158. “Can you believe we made this?”
159. “You say the dumbest things and it’s adorable.”
160. “Talk to me.”
161. “May I have this dance?”
162. “I do believe you are the most beautiful girl here tonight.”
163. “It’d be a shame if I didn’t say hello before the night is over.”
164. “Lord, help me through this night.”
165. “What do you mean we’re locked in?”
166. “Just do it.”
167. “I can’t believe it, I’m getting married today.”
168. “I’m married.”
169. “You know you don’t love him, so why do you pretend?”
170. “You deserve happiness.”
171. “You deserve everything you have, darling.”
172. “Just hold me.”
173. “I just want to hold you.”
174. “I can’t sleep without you in my arms.”
175. “You got arrested?!”
176. “This is so gonna get you arrested.”
177. “Come on, live a little!”
178. “Asl? ;)”
179. “I swear to God he’s the most annoying person on this planet.”
180. “He’s my brother.”
181. “Since when do you have a brother?”
182. “Holy shit, boobs.
183. “You’re like, freakishly tall.”
184. “Aww, you’re so short!”
185. “Your eyes are gorgeous.”
186. “I love your hair!”
187. “Keep doing that and you’re gonna regret it.”
188. “After everything that happened, I don’t regret a single moment of it.”
189. “I still love you, even after what you did.”
190. “I still love you, but I can’t do this.”
191. “You don’t love him and you know it.”
192. “I don’t love him, I love you!”
193. “I swear to God I will never love anybody else.”
194. “Yeah, I love you, but you know what? I wish I didn’t.”
195. “Loving you is the best thing I’ve ever done.”
196. “And to think, none of this would have happened had I not spilled coffee all over you that one Monday morning.”
197. “Marry me?”
198. “Marry me.”
199. “I was gonna marry her.”
200. “I do.”

Thought you have when watching supernatural

1. What episode should I watch?

2. There are over 200 episodes.
Seriously, what should I watch?

3. OK, let’s watch Season 9.

4. “The Road So Far.” HELL YEAH.

5. She’s in the first five minutes. She’s gonna die.

6. She’s totally going to die.

7. Called it.

8. “So get this.”

9. Driving to the scene of the crime in the Impala. HELL YEAH.

10. “Excuse me sir, we are FBI.”

11. How have they not gotten arrested yet?

12. “So we’re gonna ask you some totally legit, not suspicious in the slightest, FBI questions about flickering lights and shit.”

13. “Smells like sulfur? We got this.”

14. “So get this.”

15. *casually talks about demons and possessions loudly in a public place.*

16. We totally got this.

17. HELL YEAH YOU GANK THAT DEMON.

18. Shit, they don’t got this.

19. Time to call Cas.

20. So it’s not a demon?

21. It’s just a thing that resembles a demon in every single possible way.

22. Riiiight. Sure.

23. Why am I analyzing a show about ghosts and monsters?

24. Probably because I have nothing better to do.

25. They totally just made up that monster.

26. Wait, all the monsters on here are made up.

27. It’s so convenient how one of the rarest ingredients needed is two towns over.

28. And how Cas can just teleport to get all of the other super rare ingredients.

29. Whatever.

30. BADASS FIGHT SCENE TIME. HELL YEAH.

31. The super-important weapon got knocked away from them!

32. They really should keep those things on cables or something.

33. And someone comes up behind the monster and stabs it.

34. HELL YEAH CASE SOLVED.

35. Drinking beer and leaning up against Baby.

36. ‘K bye, Cas. Thank you for your
convenient plot point and your lovable awkwardness.

37. Brotherly moment in the Impala.

38. NEXT EPISODE.

Kyoraku drunk texts


As requested by missingkitsune. :)


Drunk texts is the new Saturday series! Now, Kyoraku may drink a lot, but we rarely see him drunk. But what happens when he does get super drunk? What sort of texts might he send?


1. To Nanao (1:00am)

Nanao-chan! Cute Nanao-chan! Lovely Nanao-chan!


2. To Nanao (2:00am)

Guess what i’m doing righ tnow!


3. To Nanao (2:05am)

wow you got it in one guess


4. To Nanao (2:10am)

youre so smart nanao-chan!


5. To Byakuya (2:30am)

hey do you remember that time when you were a teen and you tried to stomp away b/c u were mad and ur scarf got caught in a door and you spun around a little? that was so great


6. To Byakuya (2:45am)

oops i think i sent that text to everybody


7. To Byakuya (3:30am)

just kidding!!!!!

i think

man am i wasted


8. To Starrk (4:00am)

you and i could have been friends man

sorry for stabbing you in the back and killing you


9. To Unohana (4:30am)

hey

no hard feelings, yeah?


10. To Unohana (4:45am)

do you think i kill too many people

am i bad person

wiat why would i ask you


11. To Tatsuki, Mizuiro, and Keigo (12:15am)

heeeey you guys haven’t used your soul society passes yet

better hurry before hte whole fuckhgn universe explodes


12. To Tatsuki, Mizuiro, and Keigo (12:30am)

not that the universe is about to implode or anything


13. To Tatsuki, Mizuior, and Keigo (12:45am)

i’m just syiang if you want to say bye to ichigo maybe come soon


14. To Chad (1:30am)

hey you remember when we fougth


15. To Chad (1:45am)

we should get a dribk sometime


16. To Chad (1:50am)

if your of age now i mean!

i dont support teen drinking

not me


17. To Lisa (2:00am)

im glad you’re doing well


18. To Lisa (2:15am)

you got nice legs too


19. To Lisa (2:20am)

STRONG i meant strong


20. To Lisa (2:45am)

i missed you a lot

swore i’d never let my lieutenant get hurt again


21. To Lisa (3:00am)

it is NOT a dumb goal


22. To Aizen (2:40am)

aaaaaaizen


23. To Aizen (3:00am)

i know you cant text back but you can prob read them yeh?


24. To Aizen (3:30am)

HOW ARE YOU T4EXTING ME BCK


25. To Ukitake (4:00am)

how weird is it that i’m head captain now


26. To Ukitake (4:15am)

i remember back in school. i remmeber goofig off. i rmember yamajii being hard on us


27. To Ukitake (4:30am)

you think im doing okya?


28. To Ukitake (5:00am)

cuase mostly im doing what i think i have to do and you know sometimes im not totally good at knowing what that is


29. To Ukitake (6:00am)

im sorry


30. To Ukitake (6:05am)

bye

ScriptX Family Weekly Update

12/28/2016

Dang, has it already been three weeks? And what do you know, it’s the last Weekly Update of the year. Ah well, onto the good stuff.

Announcements

@scriptshrink has made it to 1,000 followers! Congratulations, shrink!

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Featured Posts

Look, Ma! New Hands!

Originally posted by spacetalin

So Billy Badbones’s been blown up. Bye, bye, both arms. Well, he’s still gotta beat up the baddies so what’s he going to do? In comes Mr. Magic offering a solution, but you’re writing sci-fi. Good thing sci-sans-fi has already been working on what you need: robotic prosthetics. @scriptbrainscientist covers the McBasics of how these work with the human body so even the layman can understand what’s going on.

When Lassie Finally Goes

No, I’m not talking about the song. Instead, we’re discussing what happens when it’s that time for your furred BFF. @scriptveterinarian helps out this asker by describing the process of euthanizing a pet. Links are even provided at the end for more information. A little bit on the morbid side, but that’s writing.

The Writer’s Brief Guide to Opiate Detoxification

@scriptpharmacist helps out this Nonnie who is wondering how someone could survive detox without, ya know, going downstairs permanently.  Six feet under is okay if you live in a basement, but not so much if your character still has the world to save and the medicine is still making them a little loopy.

Garden of the Dead

One day, the McBasics were digging in the backyard for their garden. Suddenly, Mary hits a hard spot. What could it be?

Originally posted by pinklilies

And now they will have to call the police, and there’s going to be a forensic team, and- wait what do forensic teams even need to function? And are the McBasics going to be able to stay in their house? Well, Watson and Sherls over at @forenscripts can help you out with that one.

Bit of a Fixer Upper

Yes. The house uses fixed games. There, now that we have that out of the way, @scriptgambling has written this beautiful post on how and why the house uses fixed games. (Hint: It sounds a lot like “four prophet”)

The Official ScriptX Family Food

Stepping away from the topic of death for you, your pet, your ancestors, and your bank account, Jay over at @scriptaussie has posted the recipe for the Script Fam’s official food: a cinnamon cake. Instructions for users of both metric and standard measurement systems.

“Teacher, Jimmy’s on Fire Again”

Originally posted by ageofsuperheroes

In a world where everyone has superpowers, one blogger seeks to answer the question, “How would this affect the schooling system?” @scripteducator gives her informed ideas on how schools might deal with kids who cause trouble with their powers, and what kind of powers would be useful for teachers. Fun ask with a fun answer: it doesn’t get much better than that.

To Dance for Three Watchers

She’s there. The competition. The day she’s been waiting for her entire life. Now all she has to do is perform. Just this one final step. But how did she get here? What does she have to do? Well, @scriptballerina has some great resources for you to learn about the art of the competition.

The Desires of a Man’s Heart

Love is confusing. It’s not much easier when your heart wants one thing, but your funny bits want something else. Or maybe they just don’t want anything at all. @scriptlgbt ‘s admin Para helps out this asker by shedding some light on the differences between sexual attraction and romantic attraction.

A Lost World of Devices

Technology and Magic: most of the time, these are thought of as separate. Even when they exist in the same world, magic is often lost to technology. What if instead technology was lost to magic? What kind of tech would be easy to lose? @script-a-world is here for that answer.

So You Wanna Get Away With Murder

Billy Badbones just killed someone with his new robot arms. Unfortunately, that police officer over there saw him. How is Billy going to get out of this one? @scriptlawyer has a few tips for your character that may get them out of this pinch.

Ask Box Statuses

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@scriptecology has reopened the ask box yesterday instead of on the first as originally planned.

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@scriptmedic has over 365 asks currently in her inbox. Wait time is currently 12 weeks. She asks that you avoid sending in anon asks as that will help out you the readers/askers. Check her Tags and Masterposts page before you ask, as your question may have already been answered. Thank you for your patience.

@scriptshrink has 60+ asks in her inbox. Asks are answered in groups by topic, so wait time will vary. She also asks that you take a look at this page that details what subjects she will not answer questions on.

New Family

No new family this week. We still ask you to hold off on approaching us with new scriptX blogs until 2017.

That’s all for this week. I hope y’all have a happy New Years.

Splat

Previously On The Vampire Diaries ... {Spoilers 7x15}

You all know the drill, I write this in real-time, there may be errors that I may’ve fixed later on in the post, there will be anti-Damon sentiments. Lessgo.

1. I didn’t watch TO because I don’t watch TO but from this “Previously On” it looks like Klaus has done more for Stefan in one episode that Damon has done in ten. Klaus is just like so let’s kill Rayna even though she regenerates and then go to a witch to put a salve on your wound that will hold her off for a while and give you a head start and Damon is like, so let me just “take myself out of the equation” instead of actually trying to be better and do better and make your sacrifice count for something. But it’s all selfless. Yeah. OK.

2. If Klaus was that close to Rayna though then why couldn’t they have just put her in a coffin and seal it with magic like with Elena and then bury her alive for good measure?

3. Oh yes, Rayna wakes up naked in the woods conveniently a few feet away from a tent where the unseen campers are conveniently, well, unseen and who are drying their clothes over a fire so Rayna can steal them. Even though if they were camping as close to Rayna as they were they would notice the naked girl lying dead in the wood.

4. A black vampire is following this woman in MF. And he’s fine. Like F I N E. Obviously, he’s going to die. And it’s going to be brutal.

5. Oh look Matt shoots him in the gut with a stake and he’s in agony.

6. And then he’s shot in the heart and killed after whatsherface and Matt banter about what a terrible shot he is. That scene would be cute if I could get over the blatant anti-blackness of the show but I can’t, so fuck you, Matt.

7. Wait, wasn’t Rayna just in NOLA? Now she’s in MF? Am I missing something here? Does she have magical teleportation powers? Can she fly? I must’ve missed something about how the fuck she can get around so quickly because there HAS to be an explanation for this. TVD cannot be this bad.

8. Look Stefan, you can’t blame Valerie for checking you out while you open your shirt and put salve on your chest, like she wants to see your torso. We all do. Last time we saw it was in season 1 and looked like this:

SO I MEAN CAN YOU BLAME HER? We want to know, did you keep that ish up, if so why can’t we see it, like there are QUESTIONS.

9. See, Valerie and Stefan’s conversation is actually an example of dialogue and telling being done right. Stefan laments not being able to have a quiet dinner with Caroline and Valerie clowns him for it and he asks her if she actually enjoys being on the run and she explains how it can be invigorating and Stefan is visibly ponderous over her words. The funny thing about this is, this is exactly what DE was trying to be and it failed.

10. Paul has this quality where he can shrug on a jacket and it looks sexy as hell. Although that jacket with that shirt does not go, honey. Nope. Who did wardrobe?

11. LOL why is Enzo calling Bonnie???? HOW DOES HE HAVE HER NUMBER THOUGH? If he’s calling her to be like YOU CUT OFF MY HAND AND I’MA KILL YOU then FINE but somehow I doubt that.

12. I mean, Damon comes into Bonnie’s room and says “Oh good, you’re UP” implying that she’s been asleep for a while and he doesn’t even ASK her if he can bring her anything. He comes in with a cup pouring liquor in it for HIM. EVEN SIMPLE THINGS LIKE BRINGING HER A FUCKING COFFEE AND HE CAN’T DO IT. LOL yes, they have a wonderful fucking friendship.

13. Um. When Bonnie gets a scalpel and points it to Damon’s chest because of a nickname and jokingly threatens to cut him if he ever calls her that name again, Damon literally moans. He moans and grins and waggles his eyebrows. That is not platonic. That is not friendly. A quippy remark would be, an “Oh Bon, don’t be like that” but a moan? A moan, though?

14. “Enzo’s been calling me nonstop, probably to apologize for yesterday” HOW DELUSIONAL ARE THESE WRITERS. SHE CUT OFF HIS HAND. HE PISTOL-WHIPPED HER. LIKE OMG. THEY SHOULD BE MORTAL ENEMIES BUT ACTUALLY. You guys who read my BK fics know that I would write something like that where Bonnie and Kai would argue with violence like that but in my world that’s already their dynamic and the fucked-upness of it is that they both get off on it and it brings them closer together, there’s an established dynamic between the two of them to make it a toxic relationship on 100 because of magic and supernatural tolerance. Enzo and Bonnie don’t HAVE that, they did what they did to each other for cross purposes, they are actually on opposing sides fucking each other up because they’re getting in one another’s way and there’s no REAL tension or chemistry or heat there because she’s just Damon’s Ride or Die chick and he’s trying to find his family or something, it’s always something with Enzo, I want Damon back, I want to ruin Stefan’s life for no reason, I’m in love with Lily because she was like a mother figure, I want to find my real mother figure. Like I don’t give a shit about your perpetual hole that you need to fill, Enzo, because the writers can’t figure out a purpose for you yet. Anyway, the point is, that line was idiotic.

15. Still not a fan of Bamon (obviously) and still think Damon is full of shit and I’m still uncomfortable (and not in a good way) when Ian gets his intense gaze on because it looks like intense psycho killer eyes but still, when he slams the phone down and is all you almost died, Bonnie and I’m not letting that happen again, the intense psycho eyes work, because Kat/Ian chemistry so I buy that Damon doesn’t want Bonnie to get hurt on his behalf, I just know he doesn’t do enough for her for me to believe it.

16. Rayna is not badass.

17. Lol it’s THAT easy for Damon to kill Rayna? So why is she feared?

18. OK cool. They chop her up and set her on fire. Damon is effective here. Easily. Which only means obviously that it doesn’t work. But I like how Damon doesn’t even have to struggle and try and work at doing something to be there for Stefan, the show just makes it easy for him. Also I would totally separate her limbs though and scatter them around and do a coordinated burning.

19. Oh no, he didn’t burn her, she just regenerated because she’s a Phoenix.

20. HOW DOES SHE AND ELENA LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE THOUGH? I swear am I the only one who DOESN’T see this?

21. JUST SEAL HER IN A FUCKING TOMB.

22. Lol, Rayna, the fact that you said “Let me just kill your brother and you can do whatever the hell you want” unless you’re LYING, you are not a hunter. A hunter is, Damon is a vampire, Damon must die.

23. “My father envisioned a world without vampires, I will not rest until I see his vision through” bruh, you’ve let like ten vampires just go by willy-nilly because you’re focused on Stefan. You should be killing your way toward him, effectively ridding the world of vampires. Like BYE.

24. I don’t know why I feel like Stefan looks sexy when he talks about his ex girlfriends. And when he talks about Rebekah, “she was a lot to handle” I automatically think to when he said their sex was good because she was crazy.

25. They are really TRYING for this bonenzo tension. Because Bonnie just walks around, chest leaned out, taunting men ALWAYS, that’s just her behaviour. Omg. Stop it. 

26. Damon. Just. Seal her. In. A. Tomb. Or. Bury. Her. Alive. Or. Scatter. Her. Parts.

27. LOL YOU DID NOT CHANGE, DAMON. YOU. DID. NOT. CHANGE. STOP IT. Season 3 is probably when you changed the most and that wasn’t because of Elena, it was because of Stefan. And then you completely reverted. So shut UP.

28. “Has there ever been a Mr. Hunter?” How heteronormative of the show.

29. I would totally begin that call with “Hey, Damon, if Rayna dies again, Stefan will die too so make sure she doesn’t die again. Bye.” Instead of this overly long phone call that’s only that long so Damon can make some unfunny snarky remarks.

30. OK. So remember when Katherine linked herself to Elena and everything Katherine felt, Elena felt too? If the sword has linking magic, linking Rayna to her victims and if Rayna dies that means all of her victims die too, shouldn’t it follow that Stefan would feel it every time Rayna dies? Like this would be more interesting if Stefan’s life was actually slipping away little by little and he has no idea why.

31. Did they really just make Matt says “That was a long time ago” when whatsherface brings up Damon killing Vicki???? OH MY FUCKING GOD. A) six/seven years ago isn’t that long ago and I’m actually sure it’s shorter because seasons 1-2 are one year of high school, seasons 3-4 are another and seasons 5-6 are one year since season 7 begins with summer vacation so it’s been like 4/5 years B) SHE WAS MATT’S SISTER. AND SHE WAS MURDERED. BECAUSE DAMON WAS BORED. YOU DON’T GET OVER THAT. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

32. Penny. That’s her name. Penny. I will forget it.

33. Doesn’t Damon have vampire speed? Shouldn’t he be able to dig that grave up in a matter of seconds?

34. Aww, Stefan actually does look like he wants to see Caroline. I felt bad for him. But I also felt like, you know she wouldn’t want to leave the twins. Because you know Caroline. And also that the two only have romantic-ish chemistry when they’re not being romantic or in the same scene. They don’t belong together as a couple, imo. They just don’t.

35. OK so noooow Stefan feels the death. Delayed.

36. You know, Stefan, you can just call Caroline Caroline. We know she’s your girlfriend. Trust me, we know. 37. So Stefan tells Damon if he cares about him at all he [Damon] will not go to ground and Damon goes to ground anyway. I’m sorry, this is the scene where Stefan snaps and beats the shit out of Damon and yells about giving him everything. Not some mildly loud “I’ve sacrificed for you time and time again”, shit should be bloody and violent and messy and loud and terrifying. Stefan should SNAP. 38. Matt, we had this speech with Stefan. Like we did this last season. 39. LMFAO SO NO ONE IS ANGRY THAT DAMON IS CHOOSING HIMSELF. NO ONE IS LIKE YOU’RE AN ASS, YOU’RE SELFISH, EVERYONE IS LIKE “OMGOMGMGOMG I’LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, SAD SAD” Bonnie standing there basically begging Damon to stay is TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE. 40. Lol Rayna just KILL HIM. But nah just monologue to Stefan about how you captured him. JUST KILL HIM. 41. So Rayna is willing to transfer the mark from Stefan to Damon but she’s a vampire hunter who wants all vampires dead? Yeah. OK. LOL. LOL TO THIS ENTIRE EPISODE.
Makoto and Haru counting For Saba~

Audio here

Translation :

Haru : You can’t sleep? When you can’t sleep, there is a good method…
Close your eyes, imagine that you’re floating in the water. You can relax…  You can’t imagine it? is that so? you want me to counting for you? i get it..

Haru : 1 mackerel, 2 mackerel, 3 mackerel, 4 mackerel, 5 mackerel, 6 mackerel, 7 mackerel, 8mackerel, 9 mackerel, 10 mackerel, 11 mackerel, 12 mackerel, 13 mackerel, 14 mackerel, 15 mackerel.

Haru : how is it? do you feel asleep?
Mackerel is bothers then you can’t sleep?  do i count sheep?

Makoto : pfft..ahahahaha..sorry..Haru.. you’re so funny when counting mackerel. You know, it doesn’t use mackerel for counting, but sheep.

Haru : Makoto..you was here? Mackerel or sheep, it’s same!

Makoto : you’re right.. sorry..sorry. as apologize for laugh i’ll replace you for counting! C'mon Haru lay together too. You should close your eyes! are you ready? i’ll go!
1 sheep..

Haru : Mackerel is better!

Makoto : Eh?? uhmm.. i think mackerel is fine..Okkay. i’ll count!

Makoto : 16 mackerel, 17 mackerel, 18 mackerel, 19 mackerel, 20 mackerel, 21 mackerel, 22 mackerel, 23 mackerel, 24 mackerel, 25 mackerel, 26 mackerel, 27 mackerel, 28 mackerel, 29 mackerel, 30 mackerel

Makoto : did you feel asleep? it seems i feel asleep too..hoahmm..
It’s look like Haru sleep already. Thankyou for good work today.. let’s do our best tommorow. Good night~

Sorry if there is mistake in my translation, please correct me. Thankyou~

causes of death, januray 28 2014

  • outdoor filming!!!!!!
  • sad phone call for clara???
  • it’s eleven
  • from trenzalore
  • after getting the regeneration cycle, before clara enters the tardis
  • calling to say goodbye
  • he’s talking to twelve too
  • saying “who is it is that the doctor”
  • and you can actually hear matt’s voice
  • clara being torn between eleven and twelve
  • twelve, frustrated: “i’m right here! i’m standing right here!”
  • clara inspecting twelve’s face
  • “it’s still you”
  • clara/twelve hug + twelve being adorably awkward not knowing how to respond
  • that’s it
  • i’m dead
  • bye