how can this be hot

anonymous asked:

I’m sure when Alex is born the internet’s all talking about how sexy Lexa’s gonna be taking care of a baby and stuff but Lexa’s over there being like “Clarke just birthed MY baby look at her with our infant”

There’s a set of pics of them going viral and ppl are gushing abt How hot Lexa is w Alex strapped to her chest but all Lexa can focus on is how hot Clarke is as a mom

anonymous asked:

Kurofai : “the fuck? who are you?”

You know that video of the guy waking up from surgery and he doesn’t recognize his wife and he can’t believe how hot she is? I love that video

“The anesthesia should be wearing off soon,” The nurse said. “He’ll probably be a little out of it for a little while, though. Just use the call button if you need anything, hun.”

Fai nodded and the nurse left. He leaned forward in his chair and sighed, looking over Kurogane’s sleeping face. The surgery wasn’t a major one, just to fix the injury in Kurogane’s knee, and it went well. He really had nothing to worry about. Still, Fai felt less like an adult man and more like a bundle of nerves as he waited for Kurogane to wake up.

He frowned. The rehabilitation would take a few days, and it would take even longer for Kurogane to manage to walk in his own without some sort of assistance. Knowing Kurogane though, he’d probably still insist on going right back to work at the school, probably using some excuse about how out of shape the kids would get without him. Fai smiled softly at the thought.

Fai sat up straighter when Kurogane’s eyes pinched tighter and his lips pressed together. Slowly, Kurogane blinked his eyes open. It took a few tries for Kurogane to get used to the light and manage to open his eyes fully, but when he did, he looked around the room in confusion.

“…The fuck?” He mumbled, his words slightly slurred. His gaze slid over to Fai, who smiled. He looked Fai up and down. “Who are you?”

Fai laughed and shook his head, leaning closer to Kurogane’s bed. “I’m Fai,” He said, holding up his left hand to show the silver ring on his finger. “Your husband.”

You’re my husband?” Kurogane asked in disbelief. “Holy shit. Really? I can’t believe it. Look at you. How’d I manage to marry someone so hot?”

Fai snorted and leaned forward, running his fingers through Kurogane’s hair. “I ask myself that question everyday. How are you feeling?”

“Perfectly fine now that I’ve seen you,” Kurogane said.

“Smooth,” Fai said teasingly. “Oh, you’re going to regret this.”

“Why would I regret it?” Kurogane asked. His words were still slurred and his eyes were only half open. “I get to be married to the most attractive person I’ve ever seen in my life. Damn. I just can’t get over it.”

As the day went on, Kurogane’s head cleared up and his memory loss went away. A week later, when Kurogane returned to work, he would come to learn what Fai meant when he said he’d regret it.

“Have you seen your hot husband yet today, Kurogane-sensei?” Yuuko asked, appearing as if out of nowhere.

Kurogane’s eye twitched. “Leave me alone, witch.”

“Yes, I shouldn’t distract you,” Yuuko said, but she did not go to leave. “I’m sure you’re still trying to figure out just how someone as pretty as Fai would ever marry a brute like you.”

Kurogane didn’t hear the end of it for a month.

8

Harry Styles + Cocky/Smug Moments

The News
  • Draco: Hey, Potter!
  • Harry: What do you want, Malfoy?
  • Draco: Have you heard the news?
  • Harry: ...what news?
  • Draco: *smirks* Figures. Well I just thought I ought to let you know. Poor Potter, always last to hear any piece of news concerning yourself.
  • Harry: *glares* Just tell me!
  • Draco: So eager! Very well. I'm bisexual.
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: what
  • Harry: This is your news?
  • Harry: This is your news that concerns me?
  • Draco: *narrows eyes* Well I should hope that it does.
  • Harry: *examines Malfoy*
  • Harry: *considers*
  • Harry: Touché. Pick me up at eight.