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blind dates are lame- h.s imagine

Originally posted by thedailystyles

“When was the last time you went on a proper date?” Jeff asked Harry. The two of them were sitting across the room from another tossing a hacky sack to each other.

Harry caught the sack and stopped to think for a little bit, “Mmm. I think the last time was back in December.” He threw the sack back over to Jeff.

Jeff sat up on the couch with wide eyes. “Mate! That’s over six months!” Harry laughed while getting up and heading over to the kitchen, “It’s not that big of a deal, really. I’ve just haven’t been interested.

Jeff followed his friend and sat on the counter. “Well now’s the perfect time to start dating. You’ve finished your album. You don’t start tour for a couple of months. You can give your right hand a bit of a break.”

“My right han-..” Harry glanced down. “Oh. Yeah. My right hand.”

Jeff laughed and hopped off the counter and grabbed the water bottle Harry had in his hand. “Listen, I know the perfect girl. Met her down at the bookstore. Her name’s Y/N. Really down to earth kind of girl. Reckon you guys will get along great.”

Harry looked at Jeff with a worried look on his face. “I didn’t know you knew how to read.”

Jeff glared at Harry while Harry laughed softly, “Mate, I’m just not interested in dating right now. Wanna focus on the album. Wanna focus on the tour.”

“Yeah but one date wouldn’t hurt would it? I’ll visit her tomorrow. Tell her you’re interested.”

Harry scratched the back of his neck while leaning against the kitchen island. “I don’t know. Blind dates are kind of..lame aren’t they?”

“Yeah but you’re lame yourself so why not?”

“Oi!”


The bell ringing against the door caused you to look up from the book you were reading behind the cash register. “Hey Jeff! Need to pick up some more journals?” You smiled at your new friend. While Jeff was in town, Harry texted him and asked if he could bring more empty journals. Harry claims he was in the “writing mood.” With a huff of annoyance, Jeff eventually agreed and found a family owned bookstore not to far from where he was. He went in and met Y/N who was honestly a breath of fresh air. She was sweet and charming. She was everything Harry needed in a girl.

“Hey Y/N! No, I’m fine. I came in to talk to you actually.” Jeff connected his hands together and placed them on the counter, as if he was in some kind of business deal.

Y/N dog eared the page she was reading and squinted her eyes slightly at Jeff. “What do you want?”

“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N” Jeff sighed. Y/N laughed and crossed her arms and looked at the tall man in front of her.

Jeff gave her a smile and opened his mouth and then closed it. Y/N raised her eyebrow at him. “Y/N, Y/N, Y/N”…

“Get on with it!” Y/N chuckled.

Jeff chuckled himself, “Alright! Alright. How would you feel about going on a date with this guy I know? Really nice. Sweet. Easy on the eyes…”

Y/N placed her hand on her chin and pretended to ponder about the idea of being set up. “Pass.”

Jeff clapped his hands together, “Great! He can pick you up at your place or you guys could meet- Wait. Pass? Why not!”

Y/N walked out from behind the counter and picked up a pile of books that needed to be put away. “I don’t know. The idea of a blind date seems kind of lame.” Jeff quickly followed her and grabbed the books from her arms. “Why does everyone think it’s so lame! You’re lame!” Y/N gave Jeff a look as she put a book onto the shelf. Jeff gave her a sheepish smile, “Sorry that was crude of me. What I mean to say is it’s not lame! I find it rather cute. And what if you guys end up getting married. You can say ‘My dearest friend, the noblest man I know, the most handsome guy that walked on this Earth; set me and your father up’ to your children.” Jeff was shaking his head while staring into the distance, thinking about how much of a hero he’ll look to everyone for setting up the perfect couple.

Y/N snapped her fingers in front of Jeff’s face, “Jeff!”

Jeff quickly came back to Earth and looked at Y/N, “So what do you say?”

Y/N sighed while grabbing the books he was holding back into her arms. “I-..”

“Great! I’ll text you the details!” Jeff shouted while running out of the store before you could object.


Y/N was sitting at the bar of the hotel lobby Jeff texted you to meet Harry at. Being put on a blind date by someone you just met and didn’t even know the last name of required a little alcohol help.

“Gin and tonic, please” a voice called out to the bartender. The stranger sighed and ran his hair through his hair.

You chuckled softly while staring at your wine glass. “Rough night?”

The stranger and looked down at the rings on his hands, “I uh. I don’t know yet. Maybe.”

And on que the both of you looked at each other properly. Harry gasped. You were surely the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. Your eyes were instantly wide. Harry Styles was the beautiful man you were going on a date with. Surely he was just in the neighborhood. 

Suddenly Harry felt like he needed to explain his every move to you. “I uh..I’m just waiting for my blind date to arrive but I’m a bit nervous.”

Y/N chuckled at Harry’s words. “Are you Harry?” You quickly scolded yourself in your head and blushed. Of course he was. 

Harry laughed at your mental face palm look on your face and nodded. “Are you, Y/N?”

You gave Harry a small smile and nodded, “I am.”

Harry quickly gave himself a high-five in his head for getting to spend the privilege of getting to be on a date with someone as beautiful as you.

The bartender came over and placed Harry’s drink in front of him. Harry gave him a quick thank you and proceeded to look at you. He smiled and placed his hand out towards the restaurant on the other side of the hotel. “Should we get this blind date started?”

You chuckled and nodded your head. “We shall.” You picked up your things and stood up.

Harry gestured you to go first, “After you.”

As you started to walk away, Harry quickly took his drink and gulped it down. He hissed at the burning alcohol and jogged after you.


You threw your head back in laughter and held your stomach while Harry was laughing pretty loudly himself. “How did you not notice you had a brown stair on your white pants!” You managed to get out in between laughs.

Harry held his hands out in defense, “I thought everyone was staring because they wanted to talk to me! And! I thought they were thinking ‘Wow. How stylish of him to wear those white pants!’”

Y/N finally settled down and wiped a tear from her eyes from laughing so much, “Well it’s good to know my date has such high confidence in himself.”

Harry looked down at his empty plate and chuckled softly, “It is.”

You gave him a smile to which he returned. Suddenly your waiter walked up to you guys, interrupting you guys from admiring one another. “Was there anything else I can do for you guys?”

Harry quickly gave him his credit card. “Go ahead and charge it.” You quickly tried to grab your wallet from your purse, “Here let me.”

Harry shook his head at you. “It’s fine, Y/N.” He then gave a nod to the waiter.

“Harry, you didn’t even look at the bill. Let me at least help.” You said while taking out your credit card. Harry reached over and grabbed your hand, “I got it, love.” Your heart melted at the pet name and both yours and Harry’s hands tinged from one another.

Not wanting the date to end, you and Harry decided to walk to your apartment that was about two blocks away. The whole time getting to know each other more and telling each other incredibly funny stories. Finally the two of you ended up at the front of your door. You turned and looked at Harry who was already smiling down at you. “I had a great time, Harry.”

Harry nodded his head, “I did too.” The two of you started leaning in when Harry was the one that finally brought his lips to yours. You smiled into the kiss and wrapped your arms around your neck. When the both of you pulled away, Harry rested his forehead against yours. “I usually don’t have the first kiss until the third date..” You whispered. Harry smiled, “Guess we’ll have to have another date then. You smiled and nodded, this time you were the one to kiss him first.

With one last kiss and the promise of another date, Harry left and you walked into your apartment. Both of you had the same smile and the same thought in your head, “Have to thank Jeff for that.”

Maybe blind dates weren’t that lame after all.



thank you guys so much for reading! let me know what you guys think! requests are always welcomed!

*that beaut of a gif is sadly not mine!

tips for getting exposure in fandom

Originally posted by papapu-u

I dont’ think i’m popular enough to be giving these sorts of tips but i’ve gotten a few asks so in the interests of not spamming i thought i’d share some observations i’ve made in fandom! 

Self Marketing Strategies

  • use the same username across all your social media platforms. It makes it much easier to find AND credit you, even where people don’t hyperlink.
  • I think the following characteristics are good for choosing a name because they allow you to move between fandoms, genres, ratings etc (and potentially link to your real name later more easily). 
      • non-fandom specific username
      • easy to spell and relatively short
      • no swearing / r18 puns if you’re worried about rl
      • trademarking principles apply - e.g. made up words are often more distinctive. 
  • For fic writers, update / link to your new chapters on all your non Ao3 platforms. That’s the only way we can be prolific (cf. artists). 
  • for artists, include your signature on your art EVERYWHERE - make it hard to crop out by reposters, make it LEGIBLE. it should correspond to your username. 
  • use consistent tags when doing the above. Tag your username. 
  • make rec lists, reblog others, boost others, comment  - be visible. Fandom has become really fragmented due to the architecture of our social platforms so this is very important. 

for Fic Writers

Caveat: this is for people who want to get more popular fics and not necessarily what i would suggest for your long term fandom enjoyment health. the adage of ‘writing for yourself’ is true - write for yourself (and your close friends).. Look i have llike, just one fic that’s popular so i’m not sure how much of this advice is relevant but for what it’s worth:

  • understand your fandom demographic = age + favourite tropes + any fandom wank to potentially avoid if you’re just starting out.
  • if you’re good with PWP, that’s always a hit!!! Same with humour. 
  • avoid writing fics in first person.
  • avoid writing as if you’re outlining all the plot and emotions. you’re not here to be succinct. keep some secrets. :)
  • avoid flat archetypes as they can feel 2D and OOC. And often sexist.
  • identify popular AU settings & adapt them. 
  • check spelling and paragraph formatting. VERY important. 
  • hyperlink to your tumblr, twitter etc accounts in your author notes. 
  • if you’re inspired by art (and there’s lots of inspiring art), write something for it! (but check for permission first). 
  • leave comments and feedback on other fics. 
  • dont’ be like me and take ages to update…but this really depends on your RL and not really under our control. 
  • avoid adding negative caveats in your fic summaries, e.g. I’m bad at summaries but i promise it’s better! or I suck at this. This is not a job where you’re managing your co-worker’s expectations to avoid over-estimation. this never helps. 
Night Moves (Part 4)

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

Summary: The reader hooks up with a guy she meets at a bar one night after she gets to the town where her childhood friend Jess is getting married in a few days time, leading to some unintended consequences…

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Pairing: au!Dean x reader

Word Count: 2,900ish

Warnings: language, implied smut

A/N: This one was a fast write but tons of fun to come up with!…


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a quick lon’qu study so i can get comfortable with fanart again. (it has been…so long…) i got a lot of inspo from @apple-melons lon’qu’s cuz thats my favvvvv

anonymous asked:

I always read your posts and I'm glad we can have such healthy debate in this fandom. I do have to chime in though. If you take a step back from all this and look objectively. Look at how AWKWARD they we're together on stage early golden globes. It was almost painful to watch. For them to have gotten to the stage where David (surprise or planned - doesn't matter) showed up for no good reason (i.e. not contractual obligation like the upfronts) and did it with a massive smile is HUGE [1 of 2]

The Webbys is hardly a prestigious event, and whilst I’ll always be so grateful to them for giving us that wonderful few minutes of Gillovny - it’s not like attending was going to give David any notoriety. Even the sceptics amongst us can say it was a friend doing something nice for a friend - no hidden motives. Also I want to say this because I feel it was overlooked in the excitement - congrats Gillian best actress. She was AMAZING as Stella. [2 of 2]

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I completely agree with you, anon! We’re probably over analyzing this event. I really wanted to understand why some people thought something was off, but I just don’t see it, so…
Anyway, it was an amazing Gillovny moment, and I agree that everyone, or at least a huge part of the fandom no matter who they ship, can agree on that.

How about you go fuck yourself I didn’t ask for your opinion or impute so go do whatever the fuck you do somewhere the fuck else we didn’t go see this movie for the fact we are ddlg or kink related we went because I wanted to see the fucking movie I’m the daddy btw a 22 year old guy who fucking likes movies if they are good so go fuck your self because I’m planning on watching it again and guess what you can’t fucking stop me so you need to grow the fuck up this isn’t even inappropriate your just looking to start shit so move the fuck along you piece of fucking shit and guess what I carry a fucking pistol on me to guess you have a problem about that to so just go to your safe zone where you can play big and bad like you have any fucking clue how this world works and quit trying to tell someone how to live their life if you got a problem you can come find me my name is loveless bitch

anonymous asked:

Do you think Zen would stay with someone very different from him? Like, someone that not know how express feeling, and is not delicate or gentle, sometimes even rude unintentionally. How he react when he discover she is insecure about it?

I definitely think that Zen would love someone like that! In my opinion, Zen would date anyone who would see him for himself rather than his good looks. I think that he’d love to see different sides of MC, not just the goody-two shoes type of person. So meeting a MC who’s a bit more of a badass would be absolutely fine with Zen! He would want to date a person who can speak their mind, and it probably wouldn’t bother him if MC is a bit on the rude side. Zen would love the heck out of MC when he’d find out about their insecurities. Lots of cuddles and sweet words of love from Zen since he thinks that you’re perfect! Zen would love you and all of your personality quirks because that’t just the kind of person Zen is!

Hopefully that made sense, thank you for the interesting questions anonny!! :)

SAM- favorite Snape quote

there are so many good quotes of Snape I like, but I chose this: because it shows Severus Snape, not the Professor, not the teacher, not the spy. I believe it shows him. It shows what he is NOW. How he thinks and what he is doing now. 


Dumbledore opened his eyes. Snape looked horrified. “You have kept him alive so that he can die at the right moment?”

“Dont be shocked, Severus. How many men and woman have you watched die?”

“Lately only those whom I could not save” said Snape. He stood up. “ You have used me” “Meaning?”

I have spied for you, and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be keep Lily Potters son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter….”

Snape critically questioning the decisions of Albus? Yes! A former Death Eater blaming Albus to use Harry?  I dont want to push that point he uses him. Only that it is indeed interesting that Albus accepts beeing questioned by him about his motivations and means . And rightfully.

- And Snape is referring to Lily as Lily Potter. Not Evans.

Boruto Ep. 8: What I Liked

And trust me guys, there was a lot to like in this episode. More than usual!!!

So, here goes the list:

1. GRANDPA HIASHI AND AUNTIE HANABI

This just goes to the automatic top of the list this week. Oh my goodness. How can life be so good like??? How many of us Naruhina fans even dreamed of there being a canon ‘softie Grandpa Hiashi’?? How many of us even had a sliver of hope of seeing ‘Auntie’ Hanabi in the flesh?? Dreams came true this episode, folks!!!

Aren’t they adorable? Didn’t you just love how they kept cuddling their grandchildren/nephew&niece?? This is just…look, I better see oodles of fanfiction of Boruto and Himawari exploring their Hyuuga heritage after this. (Not that I haven’t seen any before…I may make a rec list later.) This is just too good. 

I love love love how affectionate they are with Boruto and Himawari, and how they obviously mellowed out over the years. Can I haz Hyuuga-Uzumaki family picnic next??

2. Naruto’s Interactions With Boruto

So Naruto has been mostly in the background these past episodes- which he should, seeing as how this is his child’s story. But it is always good to see him again, expecially in regards to being both father and Hokage.

What I found most interesting was his reaction to the possibility that Boruto may have the Byakugan (and in that case, Hinata’s reaction was interesting too). Though Boruto thought his reaction meant that he didn’t believe him, it’s obvious from Hinata’s shock and Shikamaru’s notice of said shock that something else is at play here. Especially with Naruto’s words: “You need intense training…and I know better than anyone that you haven’t gone through that kind of training.”

It kinda sounds like Naruto has done his best to possibly protect his children from Hyuuga politics, but there is a danger of them being involved if they have the Byakugan. Are both Hinata and Naruto reminiscing the hell that she went through as a child when training for the Byakugan? Are we going to see flashbacks of both Naruto and HInata adamantly refusing to put their own children through that? And what about the ‘Branch Seal’ politics? Will these next episodes touch on that a little, and the possible implications if Boruto has indeed awakened the Byakugan (which of course he has, so…)?

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xoxotmntluv1997xoxo  asked:

Hi April I was wondering if you've had to deal with wisdom teeth. One of my top wisdom teeth is coming i n. I know my other top one will be coming in soon too. So far I haven't had any problems. There might be a slight aching feelIng at times, but other than that my wisdom tooth doesn't hurt at all. I'm sure it will eventually though. Especially when it's time to have them pulled. Not looking forward to that. ~Courtney

I’ve been lucky enough that my wisdom teeth haven’t made a peep. I’ve seen how bad the pain is with some of the girls in school though. And having them removed is no fun either.

But you can do it girl! You’ll feel so much better once they’re gone for good!

things that happened while i was on my hiatus

monday:

  • fuck all
  • actually wait no i decided to grow my hair out to the length where it’s like scene/emo but its not cuz its curly/wavy 
  • missed my friends

tuesday:

  • watched some kids beef it out by the river
  • made up with an old friend who i’d fallen out with
  • realised i liked 21p’s music and literally had a breakdown that several people have screenshots of
  • realised its okay to hate musicians as people but still like their music
  • embraced my natural hair

wednesday:

  • 1st exam
  • (woke up ten minutes before i had to leave for said exam)
  • logged into tumblr for Precisely 11 minutes 
  • re-did my themes
  • contemplated death bc i can’t keep a consistent blog topic OOPS
  • logged out of tumblr

thursday:

  • got the back of my head shaved down so when my hair grows out i won’t have a mullet
  • thought about how good its gonna look when it’s grown out
  • got mad that it hasn’t grown out already

friday:

  • did second exam 
  • realised i might have failed that exam
  • realised i might fail the other two
  • had a panic attack
  • whipped and dabbed to idle worship until my mom told me to choke

saturday:

  • started making a clown doll
  • got caught in Freezing Cold Rain
  • cried about homestuck (it’s 2017 isaiah get over it)
  • spent two hours talking about zombies because i’m the worst
  • saw guardians of the galaxy 2

sunday:

  • DIED
  • actually i didnt die i just cried a lot for no reason

monday:

  • SPEEDY REVISION

tuesday:

  • had a panic attack abt the test
  • did the test
  • probably did not do well
  • am now apathetic about it

wednesday (today):

  • started beef with a family member
  • did my last exam
  • contemplated ******ing because i probably did so badly
  • whipped so hard i cracked my knee
  • came back to tumblr
  • realised i was delusional when i told myself i could stick to a blog topic

anonymous asked:

Hello, I just wanted to drop in quickly to say you're awesome. You've inspired many artists here on Tumblr, I do hope you realize. I enjoy looking at your art, seeing what you've made, and how creative you are. You're truly an amazing person.

Awww gosh…thank you so much anon! 

And just - goodness have I? Gosh…  just… that is a very huge compliment. 

anonymous asked:

roadie making junkrat ride his fingers hands tied behind his back with sum dirty rag so he can't cum and the boys fuckin drooling like mad i know this is boring but i'm tired and i'm hungry

hog’s just dirty talkin and telling rat how good he looks riding his fingers, such a good boy, you love how it feels, don’t you? and rat’s fuckin dyin cus he wants to cum so bad and his clit’s aching and he’s just babbling and giggling away about how much he loves it, how much he wants to cum

adiboudi  asked:

OH MY GOD! That last comic is amazing!!! The colors, the angles, the background, the action!! That panel with Rowan and the ruckus happening behind him gave me a good laugh too XD And I can't get over how cool Valen is!! 😍 Honestly, wonderful job! ^^

Thank you. Your comment forced my hand away from the quick delete comic option heh..

Rowan’s only reaction at this point is “ye here we go again..”. So is the town’s it looks like, lol.

anonymous asked:

Lmaoo girl I love you but that advice you gave to that kid on how to approach girls is horrible. Every guy plays that "you got a bf? can I have your #?" and it's so annoying 😒 Be polite, give her a GENUINE compliment, try and start a easygoing convo. Now READ BODY LANGUAGE!! That is key. If she's looking away, dodging your questions, etc. She is not into you, walk away. Otherwise there's a good chance she might be interested, then try and get her number lastly. Good luck 🤗🤗

um thats doing a bit much. If you ask a girl if she has a boyfriend she can lie and say yes so you go away but if she says no then she will probably accept the number… This nigga is under 18 u really think he gon be examining and researching her body language

anonymous asked:

Hey I've got an issue I'm playing a good aligned rogue and I'm anxious that I'm gonna end up going head to head with one or both of my evil party members a fighter and Warlock and I have no idea how best to handle that the fighter especially is some sorta homebrew robot has some weird vision stuff so I'm not sure how well I'd be able to sneak up on him and then the Warlock can just put darkness down and rip me up so kind of in a corner

If you’re looking for combat advice, I’ll need a whole lot more info, starting from the game system. Is it D&D 5e? 3.5? Pathfinder? Also character level, and anything you can tell me about how the three of you are customised (feats, archetypes, high/dumb stats etc) and equipped.

But I’m not sure that combat advice is what you need. I mean, irreconcilable ideological differences (opposing alignments…) don’t typically lead to a death match. Do you expect them to jump you, or do you intend to shoot first?

Originally posted by holden421

Would the rest of the party take sides? Could you give them a heads up in that case (assuming they’d help you and not the others)? And are you sure that the fighter and warlock players and the DM are OK with PvP?

Basically, if you’re sure that there will be blood, give me stats. And if you’re not, give me the situation, and maybe we can figure out a clever way around this.

anonymous asked:

if you could stop someone from committing suicide, what would u say

I’d tell them that Jesus loves them and what He wants for them and what He wants to do for them. I’d tell them how special they are and that they were created for a purpose. I’d tell them that I love them. I’d tell them as many good things about them that I could. I’d tell them that there is so much more to life when we live life with Jesus. I’d tell them that Jesus can take away any pain and any sorrow that bothers their heart. I’d tell them that death is not the answer or solution that they are looking for, I’d tell them that Jesus is the answer. I’d give them a big, warm, genuine hug filled with so much love.

anonymous asked:

Ahhh you watched the new run bts ep? Yoongi is so good at cooking like... omg. I don't even like seafood but I thought his dish looked so good

He was so… manly… 

Watching him cook and just be comfortable in the kitchen was so???? HOT??? 

Watching give soft orders about certain things made me !!!!!!

Watching him KNOW JUST HOW MUCH SAUCE TO PUT IN THE DISH was also really hot. He didn’t put everything because he JUST KNEW that it may be too salty. Instead of just dumping all the sauce he was REally Cooking. 

He went in on that squid. (How to be that squid?)

Okay, so I can’t really cook. (I mean I can but it never tastes like a five star meal.) Seeing Yoongi cook made my heart beat really fast. Because I was imagining cooking with him in a tiny, cramped kitchen, and having to bump into him every five seconds. Except neither one of us dislikes it because we’re disgustingly in-love in my fantasy. 

k*ll me  TTTTTTT