how can someone be that stupid

BS&T SCREENSHOTS

When a 18+ scene comes on tv and your parents covers your eyes

When you see your best friend in public and they don’t see you

Payback 

“And this is son how we’ll snatch Armys again with our next album”

Hobi’s looking at the art..Tae is looking at a masterpiece..

Memekook f4

Beside the fact that his hands are beautiful, what really caught my attention is THOSE CUTE BABY HAIRS

Jungkook is always sleeping in the most uncomfortable positions ever…either upside down or hanging from a freakin swing


Here’s the part that every single army loves and dw I’m gonna show you that the sexiest part of their dance looks really, really weird if you happen to pause at the right time!!

Jimin’s literally flying 

Jungkook is down on all four…(this sounded really weird I know)

Then there’s Jin

And Namjoon

Here’s some un-explainable pictures(?)…

(Just look at Hobi and Yoongi…they look possessed…)

This reminds me when I loose smth and the first thing I do when I start looking after it is that I start touching my boobs…

They’re dancing salsa in the background…they’re so talented 

When you say or do smth stupid and have to fight the urge to punch yourself in the face

Legends say that if you look at this picture for 0.000000001 seconds you’ll fall in love with the man in the picture

…………..(can someone teach me how to write “….” in caps??)

When you see a spider on the wall and decide to run for your life…I feel you Kook…I really do…

Okay but why’s Tae so aggressive..? And Jimin’s really feeling himself…Hobi looks mad…What’s going on…I’m confused…again..I’ve been confused since I became an army

Idk what to caption this I’m still confused 

It’s late. Somewhere deep within the walls of the Bunker, the generator hums as it supplies power to the place. It’s one of those nights were nothing in particular moves.

They’re in Dean’s bed for the night, curled up against each other, sinking into the memory foam mattress. Neither one of them can sleep and that’s alright. It’s just one of those nights were sleep wouldn’t take them under, almost as if it was blessing them with a few more precious seconds with each other.

Sam’s head was resting on Dean’s chest, his fingers drawing shapes around the wound that he stitched up hours before. It was crazy how stupid mistakes could nearly cost someone their life. Still the bluntness of that realization shook Sam to the bone.

He shifted against Dean, trying to get even closer to the heartbeat that was still beating underneath his fingertips. He wondered about a different life, one where they weren’t necessarily brothers but they were still together and it was alright and they lived in a world were monsters didn’t exist. And the only scars that appeared were the ones that had come from silly little mistakes that weren’t the difference between life and death.

“You think that we could ever truly make it out there away from all of this?” Sam suddenly asked, his voice quiet.

“Make it how?” Dean asked, voice just as soft.

“In a normal life. You know, one where we didn’t hunt monsters. I don’t know, one where were were still together but we both had normal jobs and we had a house with a fence. Maybe a dog. Maybe a kid. You know, something like that. Could we… could we actually survive that?”

Dean shrugged and while he wouldn’t admit it, his heart skipped a beat at the thought of raising a kid with Sam. Bringing up a child making sure that they left the world better than they had. “Don’t know. We both tried to get out of the life but you see how that ended up. We just got sucked right back in.”

Sam was quiet for a while, chewing on his bottom lip, just thinking about what Dean had said. It was the truth. He had gone away to Stanford. Dean, he settled down with Lisa and yet, when the dust settled they were still hunting down monsters.

“You know, I can practically feel you thinking. Just spit it out, Sammy.” Dean said after a while.

“Well…” Sam swallowed thickly. “It’s just, yeah we both tried to get out but one of us pulled the other back in. We’ve never… we’ve never tried to get out… together and I can’t help but think what would happen if we just stopped. If we could actually do something like that.”

Dean scoffed almost teasingly. “What? You don’t like getting chased by monsters every day and getting torn apart all the time? Would you rather be fat and lazy working a nine to five job that you hate and the only exercise that you would get would be from the exercise bike that you ride for thirty minutes a week down at the YMCA?”

“I’m serious, Dean.” Sam exclaimed. “Most hunters, they don’t have anyone but you and I, we have each other. We could… that could be it. We just stop hunting.”

This time it took Dean a while to say anything to that. It was like he was weighing the weight of the words in his mouth before he actually said them. “In a perfect world, we might be able to do that but Sam…” He sighed heavily, taking a deep breath as if what he was going to say next was going to knock all the oxygen out of his lungs. “I am nothing without hunting. You… you’ve got something. You went to college, got into law school. Me, I’m just a high school drop out with a record. No matter what I do, I’ll always come back to hunting. It’s… it’s the only thing I’m good at.”

Something stabbed Sam right between the rib cage, digging deep into his heart.

“Hunting isn’t the only thing you’re good at, Dean.” He stated. “You’re the best damn mechanic that I’ve ever seen and I know that you don’t want to admit it, but I’ve seen you around kids. You would be an awesome teacher. And if you wanted to do that, we could—”

“Sam…”

“We could figure something out. We could—”

“Sam please. Just stop.” Dean begged.

“Why?” Sam challenged. “Why should I stop when you think that your fate is to hunt monsters for the rest of your life when there are so many things that you could do?”

“It’s because it is my fate… or whatever you wanna call it. Hunting is the only job that I’ll ever have and honestly, I’m okay with that.” He sounded tired all of the sudden, worn down and exhausted. “Just please, drop it. Stop thinking about it. Just do that for me. Okay?”

thirty words in thirty days
audaciousdean vs. @call-888-8sparky
word #13: exercise bike

anonymous asked:

Lmao bighit is trying to cover v/kook with ji/kook how stupid can someone be to spread bs like that? Kpop uses hetero couple to hide homo ones coz that's the logical & intelligent thing to do when u wanna hide s/o homosexuality. I wonder how old that anon was really I've been seeing that nonsense for a while now I'm sure it's a group of 10 y/o who gathered & came up with that idiotic theory to make themselves feel better about the fact that jk is having the time of his life with jm.

i mean, it’s legit the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard. why would bighit, push a same-sex couple to hide another same-sex couple. like, that’s not logical at all. considering bts would be publicly ridiculed, lose a bunch of fans, and all credibility in south korea if there were rumors of a homosexual couple. as you said, if anything, bighit would pull a few strings, and get the members to play straight with a popular female idol. like, that’s what would happen. it’s literally just immature fans who don’t know how to deal with other ships and members having moments. 

People my age can be so stupid. To help get over my miscarriage someone suggested that tonight I should come to a party to drink and forget. That’s not how that works and drinking and pregnancy don’t mix well

anonymous asked:

i hope this isn't stupid but where can I meet other bi women to hopefully date? tumblr has pretty much talked me out of pursuing lesbians (bc they don't like that i will always notice men) and I think i get along best with other bis anyway. ive been involved with women before but I haven't dated in YEARS and im an adult now so I don't know how it works now that im ready to be a serious partner to someone...

first off please don’t base your views of the lgbt community off tumblr because there’s some… bad views here

and honestly i’m not sure where to specifically find bi ladies, but there’s always dating apps?? if anyone has any suggestions pls shout them out!

6

Harry shaking my life while making his shake.
ffs why is he so distracting?

10

I am devastated. I have been staring at my screen for a while now, I just don’t have the words for this. I feel like I lost a good friend. And I know that sounds stupid because how can you say that about someone you didn’t even really know personally? I don’t get it either, all I know is that my heart is broken. I never felt understood, until Chester started singing. I went through some horrible stuff he went through as well and I just.. felt connected to him. And now he’s gone. I’m so sorry. I hope his family and friends get to heal from this terrible loss. I hope he is finally at peace with himself. 

I’m sorry I have been gone for a long time again. It happens too often, I know. I’m still dealing with mental issues myself, I’m not sure if it will ever get better. But for this I had to make an exception. I tried to make something special for him and for the rest of the band. I made a photoset of every chorus of the new album. I hope you guys like it. I know I’m not the best editor, but it was really made from the heart. Rest in peace Chester. 

I screwed up my first year of high school. To some people, it doesn’t look like it. But with a combination of mental illness, not amazing friends and a lack of discipline, I’m glad I barely remember that. But that screw up of a year taught me more than any high school teacher could. Now let me share these things with you. Just a warning, this will most likely be a chaotic rambling of everything in my head.

Mental illness is a legitimate thing do not accuse someone of lying about their mental illness. Don’t do it. You can blame a lot of things on how you were young and stupid, but the question is, are you still being what you call ‘young and stupid’? Now is that a good thing or a bad thing? Learn to laugh at yourself. You do that by putting yourself in weird situations. Walking around the city in a onesie and bright pink vans was a great time. It made me more comfortable in my skin. Own yourself. Simplicity is beautiful. Trust me. You don’t need to get smashed at a party when you’re underage to have fun, trust me on this, I’ve seen way too many incredible people screw up such a great part of their lives by getting smashed at parties and doing drugs when they’re barely 13. Don’t. Beauty isn’t everything, you’ve got a brain. Use it. Such a unique mind shouldn’t go to waste due to societal expectations. You’ve got a heart that’ll melt even the coldest of minds. Find your escape. Books, music, painting, whatever. The world can be overbearing, don’t let it get to you.

Put your all into everything. Don’t half arse anything. If you think you’ve done enough, do it three more times. Check out three more websites. Go through your flashcards three more times. Three is a magical number. What do you enjoy? Okay good, do it often. Who cares if you can’t exactly put it on your resume. Sexuality is a thing, respect other people’s and don’t be ashamed of yours. Do things, but for the right reason. Don’t do a certain co curricular only because it’ll look good on your resume, do it because you enjoy it. Don’t stop doing something because you think other people are better than you. Maybe they are, but that doesn’t mean you can’t improve.

You’re going to change. You’ll never be the same person again. And that’s not a bad thing. But always remember, your mind is a compass pointing you to your final destination. And your final destination is the place where you draw your final breath. And you can ignore it all you want, but you’re going to die at some point. So stop wasting today being someone who you don’t want to be or not growing into the person you want to be, because life is dynamic. To the point where it will end but we have no idea when.

—  I found this in notes, I wrote this a year ago and it still stands.

something im noticing already in the new season, only two episodes in-

morty is smart.

like, genuinely smart.

like, some of his lines and quips are even over rick’s in terms of like… smartness

hes always been the voice of reason but these past two episodes hes really stepping up. not only that, but hes angrier. hes fed up. hes still nervous, stuttery morty with confidence issues to fill a pool with sweat and tears but thats just him. but hes also willing to stand up for himself and hes pissed off, because rick doesnt care so goddamnit, someone has to

but on the same note, i think hes starting to doubt that a little? because hes so sick of being told that hes wrong and stupid and weak, but the main reason hes so sick of it is because, i think, he believes it. and everything around him sucks, and life sucks, and hes just one kid and what is he supposed to do? what CAN he do?

and rick, on the flipside, is more unsure of himself than hes ever been. his family is a mess, he doesnt know how to handle people or relationships where morty gets people so well he can lead a bunch of strangers into a suicide revolt. rick doesnt GET family and hes completely out of his element here, and hes adapting BADLY and he knows it. his impulse when confronted with what he doesnt understand, or cant understand, is to run away, where mortys is to figure it out (which is weirdly contradictory, huh?) so his confidence is sort of dwindling as he clings to what he DOES understand

its gonna be a wild ride, folks

romanian slang (we swear a lot) cuz ive seen none
  • căcat - literal ‘shit’ . used in the same way. ‘’Frate nu mai e brânză.’’ ‘’Căcat.’
  • ce căcat- a bit different from căcat. kinda like ‘’wtf’’ .used in confusing situations (but not only) to show well confusion/surprise. ‘’Uită-te la asta.’’ ‘’Ce căcat.’’
  • ce dracu’- literal ‘’what the devil’’ kinda like ‘’what the hell’’. see: ce căcat
  • ce brânza mă-sii- ‘’what in its’mothers’ cheese’ see: ce dracu’
  • ce pizda mă-sii- ‘’what in its’ mothers’ pussy’’ dont do it. see above
  • să mor eu!- literal ‘’may i die’’ (???) more like ‘’im dead serious’’/’’damn’’. used to strenghten your point. ‘’Zici că-i prost, să mor eu.’’
  • să mori tu?- literal ‘’may you die’’ kinda like ‘’really?’’/’’deadass?’’ used to show distrust in someone’s sayings but also used in a sarcastic way.  ‘’Am dat foc la o casa.’’ ‘’Să mori tu?’’ vs. *smoke inside the house* ‘’Am ars mâncarea.’’ ‘’Să mori tu?’’
  • mor- ‘’im dying’’ used in the same way. ‘’*something funny happens* MOR’’
  • leșin- ‘’im fainting’’ used like ‘’i cant even’’ see: mor.
  • prea bine (ești)- literal ‘’oh well/alright’’ but today its used in a more methaporical way ‘‘too good’’ when something is going well or its cool, or according to our plans or,,,,,, the longer the ‘a’ the better the reaction
    ‘‘Avem băutură diseară’‘ ‘‘PREA BINE’‘
  • (ești) pe bines- uhhh ‘’you’re on the good’’ used when someone is talking about nice stuff happening to them or when they look good or they have fun *photo with friends at a picnic* ‘’pe bines’’ see: prea bine
  • să vă țină- used to wish well to a couple. meaning ‘’may itll last’’ 
    ‘‘M-am cuplat cu ____’‘ ‘‘Aw, să vă țină!’‘
  • pup (besc)- ‘’kiss (i love)’’ yeahhh ‘’besc’’ is a shorter version of ‘’(te) iubesc’’ - i love (you)’’ 
  • csf ncsf- shorter from ‘’ce să faci n-ai ce să faci’’ meaning ‘’what can you do theres nothing you can do’’ used when hearing unpleasant things. also used mockingly. ‘’M-a inșelat gagica-’’ ‘’csf ncsf’’
  • prost- common ‘’dumb’’ or ‘’working badly’’ someone may be ‘’prost’’ but also something can ‘’merge prost’’ i.e ‘’go wrong’’
  • parcă-i prost / parcă ești prost- ‘’as if he’s dumb’’ / ‘’as if you’re dumb’’ used to point out how stupid is someone without actually saying it. ‘’Am scăpat telefonu’ de gresie.’’ ‘’Da’ parcă ești prost’’.
  • ca la proști- ‘’like at the idiots’’ used to point out a situation in which you can tell that idiots took part or something went wrong/was embarrassing. *drops a card deck* ‘’Ca la proști.’’ see: parcă-i prost.
  • tâmpit/ule- ‘’you dumbass’’ yeah. 
  • fraier/e- same with ‘tâmpit/ule’ but like more affectionate. means ‘’airhead’’ 
  • gen- ‘’like’’. ‘’Știi gen..’’-’’Y’know like..’’
  • futu-ți morții mă-tii- aka everyone’s favourite ‘’fuck your moms’ dead relatives’’ used as a threat. *bumps toe on a drawer* futu-ți morții mă-tii.
  • futu-ți gâtu’ mă-tii- ‘’fuck your moms’ throat’’ uh. see: futu-ți morții mă-tii
  • futu-ți ceapa mă-tii- ‘‘fuck your moms’ onion’‘ see above. 
  • să-mi bag picioru’/pula- ‘’may ill put my foot / my dick in it’’ second one’s more vulgar. used to show denial and anger. kinda like ‘’fuck it’’
  • am pățit- literal ‘’happened to me’’ more like ‘’been there done that’’ used to show concern by being a good listener and also to be relatableTM ‘’Vreau să mă sinucid’’ ‘’Am pătit.’’

I have this problem where every time I make a mistake, no matter how insignificant, my brain immediately starts berating me: “Idiot!”, “You’re so stupid!”, etc. My therapist has been teaching me to recognize and counter these thoughts by following them with thoughts like…

  • It was just a mistake, everyone makes them. 
  • I’m not an idiot. 
  • I made a mistake, but I can fix it. 
  • What did I learn from this? 
  • If someone else had done this, would I think they were stupid? 
  • That was no big deal! 

 You don’t deserve to be called names, even by your own mind!

PROMPT LIST #3

1. “For gods sake, guys! We’re NOT dating”
2. “You’re still the same guy I fell in love with”
3. “Gotcha!”
4. “Why would you prank me with something like that?!”
5. “There’s no way in hell i’m doing that”
6. “I literally don’t know how someone can be that stupid”
7. “Close your mouth, you’ll catch flies”
8. “What are you doing to me?”
9. “I’m not gonna lie, I’m really turned on by that”
10. “Give me my phone back!”
11. “YOU knew how important this was for me!”
12. “Oh shut the fuck up”
13. “You’re the one that labeled this as ‘just fun’ so I don’t own you shit”
14. “Don’t play with me, because you’re gonna lose”
15. “Forget it, you’re not even worth it”
16. “Say that one more time and you’re done”
17. “I’m no one’s property”
18. “I have a child?”
19. “I’m done with this bullshit”
20. “Why? Why did you leave?”
21. “How could you hide something like that from me!”
22. “I panicked, okay?!’
23. “I can’t believe I’m sitting in a mall jail with you of all people”
24. “Now you wanna talk? Well fuck you”
25. “How did this happened?”
26. “Just one drink”
27. “Hello? We’re in the middle of something”
28. “Oh how cute! You actually think I give a fuck”
29. “Mess with me and you’ll regret being born”
30. “I don’t fuck around”
31. “Let’s see if you can keep up”
32. “This means nothing”
33. “There’s the door. Feel free to get the fuck out”
34. “Put that down”
35. “Don’t do it, please”
36. “I’m not the same, I’m different”
37. “Nobody cares about me anymore, so why should I keep trying?”
38. “Listen to me, okay? We’re getting out of here, together”
39. “This is so stupid”
40. And yet, you’re still here”
41. “You think this is a joke? This is my life!”
42. “So this was all a lie?”
43. “We have nothing to talk about”
44. “Are you going to tell him?”
45. “Is better off this way”
46. “Hold up, you what?”
47. “You’re the worst roommate”
48. “Why are you fucking a stranger in my bed?!”
49. “Please go get herpes as far as you can from this house”
50. “Be my guest”
51. “I can do whatever I want, we’re not dating, remember?”
52. “You wanna get food at 2 am?”
53. “I will always protect you”
54. “You moved on, so did I”
55. “You’re not the same”
56. “Yeah, well, people change”
57. “You had no right to do that!”
58. “Why do you always convince me of doing the stupidest shit”
59. “How is it that your so stupid and so hot at the same time?”
60. “Call 911”
61. “This is the last time I’m letting you in my house”
62. “It was an accident!”
63. “You almost burn my house down!”
64. “I can’t keep doing this”
65. “Just be honest with me!”
66. I’m not gonna be here when she breaks your heart"
67. “Just one more night”
68. “Is this how it all ends?”
69. “You’re here!”
70. “I wanna go home”
71. “I’m not letting you go and we both know that you don’t want me to either”
72. “Keep talking all you want but you can’t deny that you want me as much as I want you”
73. “You broke my nose!”
74. “As if you were a fucking angel”
75. “Don’t make me laugh”
76. “Yeah… I don’t do relationships”
77. “Let’s face it! I’m just one of your many booty calls!”
78. “You’re nothing like them
79. “Did I actually mean something to you, ever?”
80. “I’m starting to think I’m actually going to hell”

Blunt // Cole Sprouse

Can your write one like the only you just did were the reader is younger but this time she is dating Cole and it’s a secret for a while because he is older and everyone already wants him to be with Lili

Warnings: A freaking intense and scary Uno game, Dick related joke(s)?

Word Count: 1281

Characters: Cole Sprouse, KJ Apa, Trevor Stines, Casey Cott, Madelaine Petsch, Lili Reinhart, Camila Mendes, Ross Butler

A/N: I have used the name ‘Kairi’ (if you can guess where this is from, I will give you so much love) as the character you’re playing. It just makes a little more sense to me instead of having to write ‘y/n’ as your character. Because you are you, and your character is Kairi. xoxo

—- —-

“Uno!” You shouted, grinning as you placed down the draw four card you had been waiting to unleash on Cole, a grin across your lips. “Come on, boy. Pick the cards up!” You laughed, looking down at the last card you had left. “Oh, and I change the colour to… blue!”

Cole picked up his four cards, but you were too busy celebrating in your head to notice the smirk on his lips. “Draw four,” Cole muttered slyly, placing down the card, looking at you with a sinister look.

Your mouth dropped open and your eyes widened. “Are you serious!?” You exclaimed, slamming down the card and huffing, crossing your arms. You were a sore loser, to say the least. “So you’re allowed to put a draw four down, but I’m not?” Cole laughed, running his hands through his hair and taking a deep breath. “I think we need a break from this game. We’ve been playing for over two hours.”

You stood up, brushing off your pants and stretched, hearing the popping sounds coming from your back. You took a deep breath and looked outside of your trailer, seeing the sun was starting to set. “We’re still doing the Jughead and Kairi scene tonight, aren’t we?” You asked the raven haired boy, grabbing your coat before you followed him outside, walking besides him.

“Yeah. We have to meet the producers at around 11pm. Just so it’s dark enough.” Cole nodded, smiling down at you before making his way to where all the others were sitting.

Truth is, you and Cole had been dating for about 5 months now, but you both kept your feelings hidden away in public and left it all for behind doors. Both of your family knew, and were a bit hesitant at first, since you were 19 (turning 20) and Cole was 24. Your families eventually got used to it, and you got on along so well with Dylan. It was everything he wanted in a relationship.

But there was a flaw. And that was Lili.

Now, she wasn’t a flaw herself. You found her absolutely breathtaking. She was gorgeous. But everyone wanted her to be with Cole, and that’s why you both decided to keep the relationship under wraps.

You shoved your hands in your pockets, smiling as you sat down next to Madelaine and Casey, smiling as she slid her plate across to you, the sweet potato fries already making you drool. “Are (Y/N) and I the only ones that have a late night scene to shoot?” Cole asked, looking around the table. He looked at you, gave you a small smile and turned his attention to Ross.

“I’m sure Lili will wait up for you, Cole.” He laughed, making Lili blush. You ran your fingers through your hair, taking a deep breath and continued to share the plate of fries with Madelaine. You looked at Cole, who was giving a fake laugh.

—- —-

“I’ll be back, guys.” You stood up, announcing that you wanted to take a walk and revise some lines by yourself before your scene. “Need some company?” Cole asked, raising an eyebrow. “We are shooting this scene together, if you need some help or anything.” You shook your head, smiling softly before grabbing your phone from the table and walking off towards the entrance of the lot.

“Need anyone to go with you, Hon?” The night shift guard asked you, but you shook your head, smiling. “I’ll be fine, thanks Linda.” You continued your walk out of the set and took a deep breath, hands in pockets once again.

Your thoughts were startled by your phone ringing. You looked at the caller I.D and saw ‘Sprouse #1’ with the many emoji’s next to his name. You answered the phone, holding it to your ear. “What’s up?” You asked, the main street lit up by the night life of the town.

“Where are you? We have three hours to be on set. You need to get ready.” Cole didn’t even bother saying hello. You took a deep breath, looking over your shoulder. The lot wasn’t even that far away. You had been out for about 15 minutes.

“I’ll be back in another 15 or 20 minutes, Cole. I’m fine. I just need some space.” You sighed, biting your lip and turning around. You walked into a corner store, still on the phone to your co-star and boyfriend. “No, you’ll be back now, please. Just so I know you’re safe.” Cole had whispered the last part, and you could almost picture him looking around, making sure no one was listening.

“I’m just getting a smoothie, Cole. Give me a few minutes.” You sighed, ordering the smoothie and paying for it. You took a seat, phone still to your ear. “Now. There is something on your mind. What’s the matter?” You questioned, biting your lip.

“I want to tell them, (Y/N). I don’t want them to keep trying to make me date Lili. I love her to bits. But I’m going to pull an Archie Andrews here and say I don’t love her like that. She’s a friend and that’s what I want it to stay as.” He sighed, and you could hear his trailer door shut behind him. “I just love you so much and I don’t see why a five age gap is a big deal. I just want to tell them.”

You took a deep breath, getting up and thanking the person at the counter as they called you over for your smoothie. You walked out of the store, taking a sip. “Well, I’m on my way back now. So if you want to meet me at the front and we can do it together, I’ll be happy to.” You complied with him, a smile on your lips. Now you can finally post about him without having to use the ‘best friend’ hashtag.

—- —-

“Fancy seeing you here.” You grinned, seeing Cole in all his beauty. He smiled, turning around to walk besides you. The both of you walked slowly, a silence overcoming the both of you. “How do we do this?” You asked, looking at him. He looked at you, a small smile on his lips. “You’ll find out.”

You had been sitting back at the table for about 25 minutes now. You were due in hair and make-up in another 10, and Cole still hadn’t said anything about the two of you.

“Hey, hey guys. What do you call a 3.14 metre snake?” KJ spoke up, making you furrow your eyebrows at the stupid sounding joke. “It’s a pithon. Get it. Pi. No? Yes?” You had bursted out laughing at the simple, but so stupid maths related joke. “See! At least someone enjoyed my joke!”

“I’m sure Lili enjoys Cole’s snake,” Trevor had spoken up, making you look at him.

“I’m dating (Y/N).” Cole had said it so bluntly that it had almost slipped past. You looked at him, eyes widened at how quickly he had said it. He looked at you, shrugging before going back to his fries. Madelaine and Camila had looked at you, jaws dropped and eyes wide.

“What can I say, I’m into blunt guys.” You shrugged, a laugh coming from your lips as you stood up, leaving to get ready for your next scene.

Cole had gotten up, following you and wrapped his arms around your shoulders, making the rest of the cast chatter about the both of you.

“That was very blunt,” you commented, looking up at the brunette.

“I honestly had not planned that.” Cole opened the trailer door for you, a smile on his lips.

“I could tell.”

my thoughts on OITNB s5
  • That video of Alex getting her arm broken went viral. Kubra thinks that she’s dead. Could he end up seeing that video and sending someone else after her? Or maybe he’ll just try to get her arrested for Aydin’s murder.
  • Even though Daya shot Humps, it was the stroke caused by the oxygen blown into his IV by Maureen that killed him. Will an autopsy be done to determine his cause of death and prove that Daya didn’t kill him. If an autopsy is done and the police question Maureen I’m guessing that she’ll lie. The only person that can discredit her is Suzanne and she’s not exactly a reliable witness.
  • I’m not sad that Piscatella died but I would’ve liked to see him live a little longer. I wanna know if Red showing him mercy would’ve changed his perception of prisoners.
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED
  • Last we saw Piper’s mom she was not a fan of Piper being with Alex. Will we get an explanation as to what changed her mind? Or are we to believe that she’s done caring about what other people think and just wants her daughter to be happy?
  • I know it’s not likely but I hope Maria tells the governor’s assistant that Gloria also helped with the guards’ escape. And will she get anything for breaking out the guards?
  • I’m thrilled Nicky stayed sober this season but it was only 3 days.
  • Will we ever learn how much time Alex has left?
  • If you guys haven’t seen Dreamgirls, you need to. There is a movie that came out in 2006 with a phenomenal cast. There will be no White Effies.
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED
  • The Blanca/Red friendship is something I never could’ve imagined happening in season 1. I love seeing characters that don’t normally interact come together.
  • What will Flaca and Maritza do without each other?!
  • I was loving Taystee all season until she turned down Fig’s offer. She let down all the woman, they ended up with nothing, and because negotiations fell through, CERT went in there and abused the inmates. Never mind the fact that someone might die.
  • Alex and Piper playing house all season was so cute and adorable and perfect. This is probably their best season. AND THEY GOT ENGAGED. They both better live because I need a Vauseman wedding.
  • Speaking of Vauseman, Alex saying Vauseman gave me life.
  • I hate Leanne and Angie as much as the next person, but them burning the files may end up being helpful to the inmates. It seems like common sense for Litchfield to have electronic copies of the files but a lot of things in Litchfield don’t make sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were no digital copies (it’s a long shot). And the inmates don’t have their IDs. That might cause a problem when they try to check who they have.
  • With the inmates presumably being sent off to separate prisons, will the show keep them separated and take place between multiple prisons, will the show get everyone back together, or will it just take place in one of the prisons and leave the inmates not in that prison behind?
  • I really wanna know what the point of Pennsatucky and Donut’s relationship is. It’s hard to watch her fall for her rapist. What is Jenji Kohan trying to accomplish here?
  • That Poussey scene was a spot of light in what ended up being a pretty dark season.
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED
  • Michael J. Harney was credited as a series regular this season but Healy wasn’t in a single episode. What’s up with that? (not that I missed him)
  • Mystery solved! The weeping woman is always crying because her dog got blown up by her husband.
  • Kinda curious as to why Piscatella didn’t try to capture Lorna as well, kinda don’t care. I figure it’s because she was in too public a space.
  • I always thought Leanne and Angie were just stupid, annoying meth heads. Now we now that they’re rapists. Can oitnb find someone else to be their “comedic relief”?
  • And why does this show treat rape like it’s no big deal? Angie made a comment in passing about how she’s raped guys. She and Leanne raped the strip dancer guard. Donuts raped Pennsatucky. I think the fat guard talked about how he raped someone last season. What’s wrong with this show?
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED (I’m just really happy that they got engaged, okay? I’m trash)

Alex asks the million dollar question at the end: was the riot worth it? The characters and the audience may not be able to answer that question now since we’re still waiting to see the full aftermath, but knowing what we know do you guys think it was worth it? They set out to change the conditions in the prison and got nothing. They set out to get justice for Poussey and got nothing. But they did humanize themselves to the public. Aleida giving interviews, Flaritza’s videos, and Alex’s viral video of her arm getting broken have put faces and names to people that the public never really thinks about. Maybe Piper’s right and change will happen one person at a time and those people will work to change the system. Maybe the public can elect officials that want to reform prisons. Maybe the public will refuse to purchase products made by prisoners.

Maybe the riot was worth it because the women of Litchfield forced the world to look at them and see them as people and not as commodities or unredeemable felons. Maybe it’s worth it in the long run but it doesn’t seem like there will be much take away in the short term.

edited-to-be-less-angry tourette’s psa:

- don’t!! tell someone who is obviously dealing with tics or compulsions to stop or that theyre crazy or stupid or a twitchy freak or stare at them or make them feel uncomfortable. like i promise i Know i look weird. it’s p common to have anxiety abt vocal and motor and facial tics and how people notice and look. but i cant help it & i cant stop it any more than you can stop swallowing! while it’s possible to temporarily suppress tics, it’s uncomfortable and borderline painful sometimes and it’s unfair and often impossible for someone to suppress them for hours

- please don’t refer to tourettes a mental illness!!!!!! its a neurological disorder, as in a permanent and inborn alteration to the brain. also: its not temporary; its a disability. telling someone they’ll “get over it” or talking about “recovery” or a “cure” is similar to telling someone born without an arm that it’ll “grow back”. my brain is physically different to yours; it’s not a psychological thing. (edit to clarify: this isn’t meant to imply that mental illnesses all have cures/recovery, or arent disabilities! they can be just as permanent and affect people just as much as any neurological disorder)

- hooooo boy if someone tells you they have tourettes dont say theyre “making it up” or “faking it” because they dont have a swearing tic. coprolalia (compulsive swearing) affects a tiny minority of people with tourettes? don’t you ever think you know more about how someone else’s brain works and let alone tell them that they can’t be some way because of a damn stereotype!!!

- “oh wow you have tourettes? do you know lots of tourettes people then? i think x has tourettes bc of (nervous tic like playing w their hair/person likes to swear/stupid habit thats obviously not a tic) what do you think?” NO!!!!! often people have never met anyone else with tourettes. i’ve been advised against seeking a support group because of the high likelihood that i’ll adopt tics from other people there (which is a real and very annoying thing) and i know others have too. it’s pretty common to be isolated with tourettes. and im not going to diagnose someone else with a damn neurological disorder because you’ve noticed a nervous tic or some habit they have or because they have a potty mouth. that’s pretty out of line.

- “(overly sympathetic, pitying voice) oh wow this must be hard for you!! i’m so sorry!” this one is more annoying than anything ??? like. like yes it sucks sometimes but i guess it also sucks that people have to like. sneeze? or cough? or swallow or blink? i and others (typically) don’t want your pity. i’m used to this. yeh, i’ll complain about my speech being interrupted or a sore back etc from tics, but. this is how i live. if i wanted pity i’d ask for it!!! (this is also often accompanied with an “i hope you get over it soon!” which genuinely is infuriating though)

anyway @ any tourettes people (or other tic disorder people!!) i love u and ur tics and i hope youre never made to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable or isolated. youre rad as hell!!

note - i edited this to be less personal and less aggressive, so i’d appreciate if you could reblog this version instead of the previous one!! & if you have any tourette’s-related questions, my askbox is always open.

taz characters as weird shit my friends have said
  • taako: trust me! or don't, i don't care.
  • merle: it's like good cop bad cop, but good priest bad priest!
  • magnus: i know how to NOT cut someone in half with a sword...
  • lup: why would you even like need to know the law at all? ever?? at all???
  • barry: i swear, that man is nothing but an ice cream cone wearing pants!
  • lucretia: i'm allergic to things like that. things that sound stupid.
  • avi: the more you talk, the less i agree with you.
  • johann: never have i ever... dropped a beat that wasn't FIRE.
  • killian: can we have snacks now that we're gay?
  • carey: it's mythical, like a dragon... only dragons are real!
  • davenport: why does he always have a tie on, what's he hiding?
  • angus: well, that's nice and illegal...
  • kravitz: that's my name, don't... say it again.
  • john: hey, i've got a free drink voucher for the concession stand in HELL!
  • jimin: *recognizes Jungkook's hands massaging him from behind*
  • jimin: *recognizes Jungkook's butt when blindfolded*
  • jimin: *naturally touches Jungkook's lips*
  • jungkook: *always backhugs jimin*
  • jungkook: *always touches jimin*
  • jungkook: *looks for jimin first when his mission was to hug someone and gives up when jimin is busy*
  • haters: wtf how can jikook be real ur all so stupid saying they're real can't you see that they hate each other