how can mirrors be real

The signs as Jaden Smith tweets

aries: “Hey Are You Jaden Can I Have A Picture With You” No Cause I’m Super Sad But We Can Sit And Talk.

taurus: That Moment When You, “Whip” So Hard, You Tear A Ligament In Your Neck.

gemini: That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying. 

cancer: The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.

leo: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real

virgo: Don’t Worry Bae I’ll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.

libra: That Moment When You Can’t Sleep Soo You Start Doing Math.

scorpio: You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.

sagittarius: There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.

capricorn: If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It

aquarius: I Will Always Give You The Truth I Will Never Lie To You In My music If You Cant Handle My Feelings And Emotions Please Unfollow Me

pisces: Ill Never Forget The Blogs That Believed In Me Since The Begging.

Also this is the dumbest question but I keep getting it over and over and over so I guess I’ll address it:

“What is the point of this blog?”

I don’t know y'all what is the point of any blog? Why do you go on the internet? Why did you take a picture of the sky the other night? How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real? None of this is for you, this is all for me, somehow you all ended up along for the ride, sit down and shut up etc

after watching Neo Yokio I’m fully convinced that all those infamous tweets Jaden Smith made like “How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real” were jokes and the whole time he was just fucking with us.

au  where  everything’s  the  same  ,  but  at  the  beginning  of  batb  ,  instead  of  garderobe  singing  ‘  aria  ’  ,  it’s  adam  singing  ‘  i  feel  pretty  ’  .

stray kids as shit sofia and i have sent to each other
  • chan: mullets are australian culture
  • woojin: i'm want hyunjin to [redacted]
  • minho: im sorry but alien AUs immediately make me think he has an alien dick. LOOK. tentacles.
  • changbin: i feel like chan might look like billy ray cyrus with long hair
  • hyunjin: at least it wasn't porn or smth
  • jisung: hard out here by lily allen is the aggressive feminist anthem we deserve
  • felix: changbin growled and suddenly i was a mother of two
  • seungmin: shawn mendes is the only magcon boy who is allowed to continue existing
  • jeongin: how can mirrors be real if our eyes?
keith as my classmate's assignment;
  • keith: After watching the Matrix for the 4th time I have come to the conclusion that I would take the red pill because red is my favorite color. This might sound kind of dumb but it's true because I like to make decisions based off my gut feeling because of my belief that when you take a long time to think about a decision you end up making the wrong choice. Thus I would look at the red and blue pill and take the red one without hesitation. So using my intuition I would stare at Morpheus and his big tooth gap and decide that the red pill, being the color I so often associate with fun and warmness to be the correct choice for me. Once out of the matrix I would stick to my original decision of wanting to be aware because I believe that I would have found my purpose in life. To stop the machines and fight the agents and dodge bullets. So overall I would pick the blue pill without thinking twice because that's the way I live my life, jump in balls deep and hope for the best. To finish off this blog post I leave you all with a quote from Jaden Smith, "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"
  • -Deus
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  How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real (feat. Jeonghan and Y/N breaking the fourth wall because why the fri ck not)
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Jeonghan spends the night getting lost in the dark spirals of reader-insert texts and fanfiction about himself. He has a bit of trouble substituting his own name in place of “Y/N”, as it often broke the continuity of the story so he used Jisoo’s name instead. After a long night of reading, he decides enough is enough and goes to the washroom to freshen up.

He stares at his reflection.

Or does he really?

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