tbh jaden smith as dizzee kipling was the casting masterstroke of the year because i have never seen a character who so closely resembles a human embodiment of jaden smith’s twitter account as dizzee kipling
Aries: I Only Apply To The Sixth Amendment
Taurus: Every 7 Years Your Body Is Completely Replaced With Entirely New Cells So Just Because You Look The Same Doesn’t Mean You Are Gemini: When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull Cancer: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real
Leo: Most Trees Are Blue
Virgo:If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth
Libra: I Just Scrolled Through My Tweets And “I” Started Laughing. Scorpio: You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!
I Watch Twilight Every Night
Capricorn: The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep Aquarius: Why Is It Always 3 WHY IS IT ALWAYS 3!!!!!
Pisces:I Don’t Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.