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Remedy (2)

Bucky x reader

Bucky’s POV.

Notes: trigger warnings! Implications of sexual abuse, mentions of torture, swearing, injuries, cute-ass Bucky who knows exactly how to be sweet and careful.

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Remedy (1)

It took a good hour until all her wounds were tended to. Bruce had a pained expression on his face the entire time he was attending to her, probably unwillingly imagining the grim images of what was done to her, just as I had been doing.

“She seems to be fixated on you” Bruce said as he disposed of his latex gloves. “she trusts you; for as far as she can trust anyone”

I sighed, biting my lower lip, a nervous tick that I can’t seem to get rid of. “I noticed. What am I supposed to do with that?”

“I know it’s inconvenient, but you’re gonna have to be the one to take care of her. If she’s ever going to speak, it’ll be with you” Bruce said matter-of-factly.

“It’s not inconvenient” I said all too quickly. “I just..” another sigh left me, “I’m not good at this kind of thing”

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anonymous asked:

Can you do a prompt where Victoria isn't actually mean but comes of as such like "Max looks so pretty" and max is like "what?" And Victoria is just flustered and caught off guard and says the "I SAID YOU LOOKED SHITTY GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE" (doesn't have to contain that but I think it would be cute to see that Victoria only acts like that because she is flustered and crushing hard on max XD)

How to Deal with Crushes

Contrary to Victoria’s surname, she does not in fact “chase” anyone or anything. If anything, people chase after the Chase’s and the same principle is applied to Victoria, just look at her Vortex Club lackeys. Of course they’d follow her, who wouldn’t? She’s popular, efficient, and everything they could only hope to be. Whatever else she didn’t have, she grabbed onto without unnecessary chasing.  If she wants something then she gets it, end of story.

So it’s safe to say that she is most definitely not crushing on Max Caulfield.

Nope, she’s not falling for her waif hipster bullshit and her awkward shy pretense. The girl was short too so Victoria always ends up literally looking down on her and her annoying doe-eyed expression that seem to bring out her freckles. Especially those damn freckles. She would bet that underneath those poorly coordinated bargain clothes that Max had matching freckles on her shoulders which is lame. She’s a walking fashion disaster and Victoria has to stop her hands from tearing away those hideous clothes not because she wants her naked or anything, those clothes are just that terrible.

And her pictures? Selfies! Not even the kind that’s thought through and planned. No, Max just takes ordinary selfies. The kind of selfies that you post on social media and not in art galleries. The kind of selfies that show what her face looks like in the morning where the lighting is just right to add depth to her annoying freckles. The kind of selfies that reveal to Victoria the undeniable truth that Max is kind of cute.

God, she is pining over her so hard.

But she can’t let anyone else know that. See it from her point of view. She’s spent so much into her heartless bitch reputation that she can’t just let go all because of some dumb hipster with a cute face and a good eye for photography. She almost forgot about that part. Max has terrifying skill with the camera even though she doesn’t even know it. Victoria’s photos look amateur even next to some of Max’s selfies. That’s also one more thing she won’t admit out loud.

Max’s talent infuriates her just as much as it turns her on. She makes it look so easy, so effortless. She’s just using her retro-cam and the quality of her photos are worth more than what the best studio can produce. Max is Victoria’s competition and she hasn’t met someone that could fit the rival role so well in terms of skill. She likes to entertain the thought that maybe Max could fit the girlfriend role while at it too. One time she commented on Victoria’s photos being Avedon-esque and Victoria practically swooned inside. Still swooning about that until now.

Victoria is sitting on one of the benches on campus. It’s not like she deliberately chose this particular bench because she spotted the familiar flash and whir of a certain hipster’s camera nearby. It’s Max. Of course it has to be Max, who else? Victoria would never sit on this godawful excuses for furniture if she had a choice. The view helps her forget that her car has better cushioning.

Max is in her element again, with her back at Victoria, taking a photo of whatever. It’s sunset and with it there’s a poignant sense of romanticism painted across the campus. The sun’s rays sift through the trees and fall onto Max just right to give her this ethereal shine. Victoria captures her in the moment without even thinking. It’s only after the click of the shutter does she realize that she’s already looking through the viewfinder. She pulls back and stares at the photo she doesn’t remember taking and then back at the subject in front of her. While the photo was gorgeous like all her work naturally, it could only hope to capture the actual beauty before her.

“She’s so pretty.” Victoria almost sighs dreamily out of earshot.

Or what she thought was out of earshot since Max’s head spins so fast at the catch of her words. She shoots her a confused look. “What?”

And oh, god. Max looks way better with her face showing and she’s wearing that stupid doe-eyed look again and fuck, fuck. Victoria’s brain goes into panic mode. She doesn’t know what to say and it does not help that Max’s face is so distracting. The lighting shifted along with her movement and glistens along her frame and fuck, she looks lame in her clothes but she also looks radiant like what the fuck? And Victoria is still staring and oh, god what should she say?

“I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY!” She yells at her with too much force to sell the intended spite. Nice one, Victoria. Smooth save. That will definitely tell Max that she is interested in her. Why don’t she go ahead and add some more flirty undertones. “GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE.” There it is. The words come out of her mouth as if on auto. Despite her face sporting a domineering look, Victoria very much wants to hide her embarrassment. It’s a good thing that she can hide her blush underneath her usual layers of anger.

Max looks more confused than offended and Victoria just wishes for her to go away so she could make a dash for her car and scream there. “Okay…?” She asks more than says, as if testing the waters. Victoria can’t help but snarl back just out of reflex and it’s enough to tell Max that the water is boiling and there’s a high chance that it will turn into a bloodbath. She sighs and it almost sounds like she was expecting something different.

Victoria already has plans on berating herself for again ruining another moment with Max and will do so as soon as she walks away but Max has other plans. There’s that bright flash again only this time it’s aimed at her. The whir of the camera isn’t lost to the buzzing in her brain. “Did you just…?” She can’t quite bring herself to finish her sentence, she can’t trust herself anymore.

Max is still in her element, not at all put-off by Victoria’s gaping, it must be the camera. There’s something empowering about holding a camera that makes Max bolder than her usual shy self, not that Victoria would notice that. Max just takes the photo as it develops with her nimble fingers. Victoria could tell the exact moment that it finishes when Max’s face erupts into a smile so wide she doubts it could fit the frame of a photo. “This one’s a keeper.” She shows it to her and Victoria feels her breath catch in her throat.

At first glance, Victoria’s posture in the shot looks intimidating but that’s not the main point. The focus is her face. She thought she was making just another one of her mean looks but evidence speaks otherwise. Her eyes are smoldering as the swathes over her and it almost makes her look warm. Warm and inviting. She can’t tell if it’s from the photo or the feeling in her chest but there’s a warmth that wasn’t there before. “This is…”

Pretty, I guess.” Max casually shrugs and Victoria’s head snaps up at the word. Just when she thinks that a smile looks cute on Max, she’s annoyingly adorable with a smirk too. “Pretty awesome.” She’s teasing. The hipster actually heard her and she’s flaunting it and Victoria should be mad at anyone who dares talk back to her but all she can think of is how Max is obviously flirting with her and she’s so happy that even her scowl looks friendly enough.

This is her chance! She can feel it with her heart beating so fast. Victoria has never run in her life aside for fitness but her heart is hammering wildly like it does when she jogs. Except she’s not running right now but it’s something similar. This is a chase and Max is her target and she can swear that she’s so close. She swears she almost feels it with her fingertips like how hers is brushing over the photo. The mood is set and the setting is just right. She’s going to do this and she’s going to get this right. She can’t mess this up now.

“Pretty amateur, smallfield.” And great, we’re back to gradeschool flirting again. Victoria represses the urge to just hit herself for being so lame. Really? Is that the best she can give? And what’s with that stupid nickname? She panicked okay. She has boys wrapped around her finger but she can’t fucking compliment a hipster girl that she likes without burying it under seven layers of insult.

“Still pretty.” Max insists with a smaller but still cute smile. She then takes back the photo and places it securely in her bag. Victoria tries not to think too much about the fact that she might even see the photo on the wall of Max’s room. “I guess it was nice talking to you, Victoria.”

“Yeah and you’re such a delight yourself. Get out of my face.” Victoria almost praises herself because the first sentence is the closest thing she’s gotten to an actual compliment. Max is already walking away but Victoria waits until she’s out of sight. Too bad she isn’t out of mind. Max calling her pretty is up there on her best-memories list next to their Avedon-moment. Max is also coincidentally on her to-do list.

God, she’s so fucking smitten.

- Reyna and Annabeth bond over their love of hot chocolate and hot-messes-of-friends who are trying (and failing) to run the demigod camps
- Reyna doesn’t like Annabeth that much when they first meet
- She can’t understand how anyone so smart would date that sweet, kind-hearted doofus child named Percy Jackson
- She eventually grows to love Annabeth’s sense of humour and smile and witty intelligence
- Annabeth doesn’t understand why Jason never dated Reyna (she’s super strong, crazy smart, beautiful, kind, stubborn)
- Doesn’t understand until she hears Jason’s stories of trying to set Reyna up with a couple of girls in the legion
- For which, he says, he got smacked in the back of the head
- “how was I supposed to know she didn’t want me to set her up with a cute girl after she told she was gay? I’m her best friend, that’s my JOB.”
- Annabeth is a little surprised, but then she notices Reyna staring at Calypso’s butt and getting a little discombobulated whenever a really cute girl talks to her
- Annabeth finds herself flirting with Reyna just to mess with her
- Reyna is slightly offended but also not because a cute girl is flirting with her
- Percy has changed a lot since their trip through Tartarus
- Annabeth and Percy slowly drift apart after the war with Gaea
- They start fighting a lot and they can’t figure out what’s wrong
- They’re not really sure why, but they end up going their separate ways
- Reyna is the first person Annabeth goes to after the breakup
- She holds Annabeth as she cries, wraps her up in a blanket, makes her some hot chocolate, and calls Hazel and Piper over for a girls’ night
- They don’t ask questions, they just bring takeout and feel good movies over to Reyna’s quarters and they all cuddle together on the couch and watch movies
- Annabeth is squished closest to Reyna and she falls asleep with her head in Reyna’s lap
- Piper and Hazel take over Reyna’s bed (Reyna doesn’t ask any questions)
- Reyna doesn’t have the strength to wake Annabeth up, so she ends up falling asleep with her hand tangled in Annabeth’s hair
- She wakes up early with Annabeth curled around her and snoring softly, so she goes back to sleep
- Piper and Hazel wake them up while whispering and giggling and just being super attached to each other (Reyna finds it so cute it’s gross)
- Annabeth slowly removes herself from Reyna and apologizes for grabbing on so tight
- Reyna doesn’t mind one bit, but she just tells Annabeth “it’s fine, I totally understand. If you need anything, just let me know”
- And Piper gives Reyna a knowing smirk but Anabeth just smiles shyly and thanks her
- Reyna and Annabeth start spending a lot of time with each other over the next few weeks
- Reyna tells herself it’s only because Annabeth needs a friend, but she lets Annabeth cuddle with her whenever she needs to
- Annabeth is so thankful for Reyna and for some reason she’s started to notice a weird tingling feeling in her stomach whenever she sees Reyna??? and she doesn’t know why
- Annabeth finds herself really really looking forward to their movie nights and hot chocolate dates and walks through New Rome
- They don’t fall asleep on the couch anymore, now they have the frame of mind to lay down on the bed when they start to fall asleep during the movie
- Annabeth and Reyna both wonder to themselves if this is how normal best friends act, if normal best friends cuddle and fall asleep together in bed
- They both decide that it has to be normal, there’s nothing weird about it
- One day Annabeth grabs Reyna’s hand and pulls her along to make her walk faster so they can get to Leo’s party faster and the contact makes Reyna’s stomach flip
- When they finally get to the party, Reyna interlaces their fingers and looks at Annabeth to make sure it’s okay and Annabeth just smiles really big and runs her thumb over Reyna’s hand and everything’s just right
- A few weeks pass and they don’t really discuss it or mean to but their relationship gets a lot more touchy
- They’re not afraid to grab each other’s hand or to hug each other randomly and they no longer question if it’s weird to cuddle with your best friend
- Neither of them know exactly what their relationship is
- Reyna wants the relationship to be more than just friends, but she doesn’t want Annabeth to think she was just using her the whole time
- And Annabeth is so fucking in love with Reyna it’s not even funny and when she realizes it she tells herself that she really needs to tell Reyna before she does anything stupid and scare Reyna off because it’s possible that Reyna has no romantic feelings for her whatsoever and she doesn’t want to overstep her bounds
- Reyna plans to ask just what in the world their relationship actually is one night during movie night
- Which is also the same night Annabeth was planning on asking Reyna out on a date
- So they’re both super hella awkward that night and can’t figure out why the other person is acting so weird
- Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, Praetor of Camp Jupiter and Daughter of the war goddess Bellona actually gets nervous and trips over her words and spills popcorn and Annabeth can’t help but laugh at this beautiful and adorable dork in front of her
- Annabeth Chase, Daughter of the Wisdom goddess Athena herself, can’t quite gather up the courage to say anything before the movie starts
- Reyna doesn’t pay any attention at all to the movie and when Annabeth asks her a question about it she doesn’t even know what was said or what’s going on
- Annabeth waves a hand in front of her face “Reyna? Are you okay? You look a little si-”
“I love you.” Reyna blurts out before she can stop herself
- Annabeth is taken aback and isn’t really sure what to say and Reyna is freaked out by her silence and then proceeds to disentangle herself from Annabeth and tries to get up from the couch all while apologizing profusely and saying that of course she misread the signs and that she’ll go back to her own place and that Annabeth never has to see her again
- But then Annabeth smiles and grabs ahold of Reyna’s hand and pulls her back to the couch, intertwining their fingers
- They’re both silent for a few moments as Reyna tries to avoid looking anywhere but directly at Annabeth and she’s expecting to hear that Annabeth loves her too, that she always has, but only as a friend
- When she finally looks at Annabeth she sees Annabeth staring at her lips
- And suddenly Reyna is excited and extremely confused
- Annabeth opens her mouth to reply with “I love you t-” but before she can finish Reyna’s mouth is on hers and it’s basically the best thing ever
- She really likes grabbing at Reyna’s flannel and Reyna really likes grabbing at Annabeth’s hoodie and it’s a lot to take in all at once
- They eventually need air and when they break apart they realize that Reyna somehow ended up straddling Annabeth’s hips and that Reyna’s flannel shirt is gone and Annabeth’s hand is on Reyna’s stomach
- Reyna rests her forehead on Annabeth’s and whispers “I love you so much”
- Annabeth whispers “I love you too” in between gentle kisses and while running her hand over Reyna’s abs
- For some reason Piper shows up at Annabeth’s door the next morning, banging on it incessantly before unlocking it herself and following a trail of clothes to Annabeth’s bedroom to find Annabeth and Reyna peacefully sleeping in the bed, curled around each other and very much clothes-less
- Piper clears her throat and scares the absolute shit out of both women in the bed
- Annabeth almost falls out of the bed
- Then she proceeds to yell at Piper for five minutes while Piper laughs and Reyna sits back and just smiles at her girlfriend and best friend
- After allowing just enough verbal abuse towards Piper, Reyna snakes an arm around Annabeth’s stomach and peppers kisses across her shoulders, trying to calm her down
- Annabeth is startled and not amused “Rey! Piper is RIGHT THERE” and when Reyna just pulls her back towards the mattress to hug her close Annabeth tries to glare at Piper but she’s having a hard time and instead just manages to get out the words “Go away now and don’t tell anyone and we’ll forget this happened”
- Piper giggles and says “Bye love birds”
- When they finally make it out of bed and into the public to eat lunch, Hazel winks at Reyna and high fives Annabeth, Jason shouts “IT’S ABOUT TIME” from across the pavilion, Leo shouts something inappropriate and Piper and Hazel have to hold back Annabeth and Reyna so they don’t attack him, Calypso smacks Leo and then congratulates them, and everyone goes to see Frank for some reason and it looks like money is changing hands, but Reyna decides not to ask what’s going on
- They’re just really cute together
- They steal each other’s clothes and cuddle a lot and they love to watch movies together and drink hot chocolate and kiss a whole bunch
- Annabeth knows judo and Reyna asks her to teach her some
- It becomes one off their favourite couple activities
- A few years later, Reyna retires and decides to go to college in New Rome
- The retirement ceremony is really beautiful and Piper and Annabeth and Leo all cry while Hazel hugs them all and playfully rolls her eyes at Reyna
- Reyna is happy to pass the job on to Frank, she knows he’ll be fantastic at it
- Frank is really happy and definitely the captain of the Reynabeth ship
- Piper insists that she’s the captain, and they argues so Leo and Reyna suggest they just co-captain the ship
- They finally agree to it
- Annabeth is the one to propose to Reyna
- She does it at none other than the coffee shop where they love to have hot chocolate dates
- Of course Reyna says yes and there’s lots of hugging and cheering and kissing

High School Widowtracer AU, featuring Dorky Tracer
  • Cute Widowtracer as teenagers because TBH I need that shit right now 
  • It’s Lena’s senior year 
  • Been going pretty well, considering all things
  • And she’s been hearing tons of stories about how her friends are all doing crazy shit like ditching, sneaking out, going to go see concerts without their parent’s permission 
  • And she just can’t wrap her brain around the idea of anyone wanting to do that 
  • Until one day Fareeha says, “Well, maybe it’s because it’s their senior year. Live a little, kid.” 
  • And Lena really takes that to heart
  • So she decides to live a little by going to a party
  • Poor little dork
  • It’s totally not her scene
  • But she goes anyway, because a young lesbian has to be brave in this cruel world
  • She goes inside
  • Starts sipping on whatever the hell someone poured into her SOLO cup
  • It smells awful, and it tastes like what she assumes cheap vodka and even cheaper beer taste like 
  • And she’s just leaning up against the wall, her beanie pulled low, colorful lights flashing across her unbuttoned flannel shirt
  • When suddenly she sees her
  • Oh god, she’s perfect
  • 5′8″ of pure beauty
  • Her long hair tied back into a ponytail, nursing a SOLO cup as well
  • Laughing a little too loudly at something that the boy beside her said 
  • Lena automatically flushes
  • She’s known that she’s attracted to women for some time, but she hasn’t felt anything since her sophomore year 
  • She’s definitely feeling nervous, wondering if the thumping in her ears is the bass of the music or her own heart
  • And then suddenly, Widow comes up to her 
  • “Bonjour, cherie. You don’t look like any of the commoners here.” 
  • Lena just blushes even harder.
  • “U-um, thanks? Uh….” She swept back her hair, took a sip of her drink, then huffed a quick breath. “What’s your name?” 
  • “Amelie, darling. The boy over there is my date.” 
  • Lena’s heart sinks so low she can feel it settle in her stomach. Oh fuck
  • “Shouldn’t you be talking to him, if he’s your boyfriend?” Lena said quickly, nervously, before forcing herself to take another sip of her drink. 
  • Amelie shrugged, glancing at Gerard thoughtfully. “I suppose. Although he can be awfully boring from time to time. I need someone that’s a little more…entertaining.” 
  • Was that supposed to be a compliment? Lena wasn’t a hundred percent sure, but she could feel her blood warming her ears anyway. “Thanks, love?” 
  • Amelie winked, something that Lena always thought looked more than a little ridiculous. But when Amelie did it, Lena found herself biting her lip, her cheeks dusted pink. “Come on, cherie. Let’s get something a little more tasty than these drinks.” 
  • Lena wasn’t a hundred percent sure if she followed Amelie around, or if Amelie was following her. Either way, they never strayed too far from each other, Amelie constantly flirting and chuckling when Lena flushed darkly. 
  • Finally, Lena decided that she had had enough of the party, and walked to her car, Amelie less than a foot behind. 
  • “Are you sure you’re sobered up, cherie? I wouldn’t want you to get in a wreck.”
  • Lena waved her off. “I’ll be fine, love. I haven’t had anything to drink besides water for the past couple hours.” 
  • Amelie nodded, and then paused as Lena stood beside her car, one hand on the door handle. From here, they could still here the music pounding inside the house, but it seemed so distant. Lena’s heart throbbed when she realized that she was alone with Amelie.
  • Amelie realized this as well, and reached to gently touch Lena’s cheek. “Will you be alright, cherie?” She asked quietly, an almost surprising amount of concern in her voice for someone she had just met a few hours ago.
  • Lena swallowed thickly, and could only find herself able to nod. She didn’t want this night to end, yet she felt like she was heading into dangerous territory. 
  • Lena wasn’t one hundred percent sure what happened next. One minute, she was standing beside her car, Amelie’s hand on her cheek, warm brown eyes meeting soft gold ones. The next, there were a pair of gentle lips on top of hers, coaxing a surprised gasp out of the young Brit. 
  • She wasn’t one hundred percent sure what happened after that moment either. Their simple kiss turned into Amelie’s legs tangled with Lena’s their bodies pressed together on the back row of seats in Lena’s car, both craving a friction that neither of them thought to possess. Lena could barely breath, not even when Amelie pulled her lips away and began to snake her hands up Lena’s shirt. 
  • Suddenly, she felt way over her head. What was she doing? Was this what Fareeha meant when she wanted Lena to live a little? Lena didn’t think this was it. Certainly there were much more worthy adventures and excitement than making out with someone’s girlfriend in the back of your car, right? Uncertainty flashed through her. Did she want this? Did she want to do this? 
  • “Stop.” 
  • Amelie glanced up at her, her golden eyes barely illuminated in the darkness. “What?” 
  • “I said stop.” Lena said suddenly, sitting up and tugging down her shirt.
  • Amelie sat back on her heels. “What is it? Did I do something wrong?” 
  • Tracer pressed her hands to her head, trying to calm the pounding there. “No– I don’t know– Maybe?” 
  • Amelie stared at her for a long second, and then smoothed down her clothes. “I should get going.” 
  • Lena only nodded, knowing that Amelie’s departure was best, despite the small part of her that didn’t want Amelie to go.
  • Amelie brushed a goodbye kiss to Lena’s cheek before leaving, stepping out of Lena’s car and leaving the Brit to herself. As she walked back up the lawn, Lena’s eyes watched Amelie’s hips sway, the way that she stumbled over unseen rough edges. When she finally could breathe again, she started up her car, and then drove away quickly, her heart racing. 
  • On Monday, Lena saw Fareeha at lunch. “You look a little flustered, Lena. Something on your mind?” 
  • Lena let out a dry chuckle. “Yeah. I did what you said, and lived a little.” 
  • “And was it worth it?” 
  • Lena thought of long legs, of sashaying hips, of golden flashing eyes and the warm press of another girl’s body against her own. She thought of her own treachery, for stepping too far out of her comfort zone, and for complicating what Lena assumed to be a healthy relationship. She didn’t know what to say, so she said nothing at all, staring at the ground as Fareeha rubbed her back, thinking of the girl who drove her wild. 

Okay, so I’m listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack, and I realize something.  In the beginning it says “The rose would bloom until his 21st birthday” meaning the Beast is about 21 years old during the movie.  

BUT.   In the song Be Our Guest, Lumier says “Ten years we’ve been rusting, needing so much more than dusting…” etc.    

This confused me.  Because if they were under the curse for ten years, but he would be 21 by the time the last petal fell…  that could only mean one thing.

The beast was 11 years old when that witch transformed him.


11. Freaking. Years. Old.




Guys do you not see how I’m freaking over this right now, do you not see how I need more of this in my life????  I CAN’T STOP SMILING!!!!

(I honestly don’t think Disney thought this out very well, BUT THE IDEA OF A CUTE BABY BEAST TOTALLY MAKES IT WORTH IT!!!)

Masterlist I

Storyline: *=smuts

1) “Fuck I love you”

2) “Babe, is everything okay?”

3) “It hurts knowing you’re sleeping next to someone else”

4) “Do you miss me?” 

5) “Out of anyone, I had to be stuck with you”

6) “You should smile more”

7) “Leave me alone please”

8) “Don’t forget about me”

9) “Look at you being a cute little rockstar”

10) “She’s mine” 
/ 11) “Back off”

12) “You’ve done enough, just leave”

13) “How can you love something so broken?”

14) “If you’re reading this it’s too late”

15) “Please stop, you’re scaring me”

16) “Stop hiding yourself”

17) “You kept it all this time?”

18) “Admit it, you like him”

19) “You’re in love with me?”

20) “Go fuck one of your skanks”

21) “You could choose anyone but you chose me”

22) “I’m not going to be your toy”

23) “I just miss you”

24) “I was kidding chill”

25) “Well I don’t want to talk to you”

26) “I’ve never liked someone this much”

27) “Look at us being rebellious and free”
 / 28) “Wipe that smug grin off your face”

29) “It’s not what it looks like”
 / 30) “Don’t lie to me”
 / 31) “I’m with the boys”
 / 32) “Have you been drinking again”

33) “You’re beautiful”
 / 34) “I just wanna impress you”

35) “Eyes on the face”

36) “Never talk about her like that again”

37) “Mine and only mine”
 / 38) “You’re hot when you’re jealous”
 / 39) “I’ve always liked badboys” 

40) “You’re so cheesy its cute”

41) “Bubble bath?”

42) “I could really use a cuddle”

*43) “Clothes, off now.”

44) “The things you do to me”

45) “I’ll never let you go”

46) “Fine, whatever” pt 1

47) “Why?”  pt 2

48) “I’ll do anything to make you happy.”  pt 3

49) “Wait a minute, are you jealous?” 

50) “Have you lost your damn mind?” / 51) “I thought I lost you.” 

52) “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” / 53) “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…” 

54) “It’s a Christmas Miracle!” 

55) “And I’m terrified” 

*56) “No one needs to know.” 

57) “Please don’t do this.” pt 1

58) “Boo.”  pt 2

59) “Please don’t hit me, please don’t hit me.” 

60) “Man cave.” 

Non-storyline AUs 

“Just some girl”

*“Be quiet, baby.”

“Goodbye” pt 1 - “She’s gone” pt 2

“Did you even study?”

“You’ve changed.” pt 1 - “Come back home.” pt 2

“She’s going to love you, I just know it.”

“Do you think she will forget me?”

“I ruined her.” Pt 1 - “I got you.”  Pt 2 - “Keep it, it’s yours anyways.” Pt 3

“Back into bed.” 

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.” 

“Do my thighs look too big?”

“It’ll be fun.”  Pt 1 - *“Come over here and make me” Pt 2 - “You’re going to regret that” Pt 3

“Get her out of here, she doesn’t need to see this.” Pt 1 - “I’m drunk and in love with you.” Pt 2


*“Put them to good use.”

“You don’t mean that.” 

“Kiss me”

“Please, don’t leave..”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”  Part 1 - “I’m never good enough” Part 2

“You’re being a douche.”

“Do you trust me?”

“I think we need to talk.”


“Tell me a secret.”

“Talk to me.”

“I will always support you.” 

“Low-key” Part 1 - “High-key” Part 2

“It’s Papa Wilk”

“Power Couple” Part 1 - “Dream” Part 2

“No funny Business”



“Let go of me.” 



“Is there something on my face?” 

“Look at me”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you..” pt 1 - “Trust” Pt 2 - “Just Once.” pt 3 - “Nothing hurts more than when you shut me out.” Pt 4


“Her eyes aren’t on her chest.”


“Reasons why”

*“Just Friends.”

“Poke poke.”

“What’s going on here?”

“You lied to me.” Pt 1 - “Good to know where we stand.” Pt 2 - “Is that my shirt?” Pt 3

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“You look like shit.”

“Tired of 2nd place.” Pt 1 - “Live your life without her..” Pt 2

“I’m home.”

“Happy 1 year….”

“You’re on!”

*“In the Morning.”

“You betta get the fuck outta my face before I punch you in yours.”

“Isn’t this supposed to be the part where we kiss?”

“Fuck, I think I caught feelings.”

“Can you guys just fuck already?” 

“Do you believe in destiny?”

“You did not wake me up at 2am just because you were in the mood.”

Text AUs 

Birthday text 


Luci dancing?

You know how Luci mocked Amenadiel for having white man’s overbite? Well, I personally don’t think that Luci is as smooth as he thinks he is. I mean, has anyone seen the faces he makes? And the way he opens his mouth awkwardly when dancing? Like, do you want a pacifier or what, honey? 

And then I realised that the only reason he did all that crazy/relaxed/not-trying-to-be-seductive shit was because Chloe was there, and she doesn’t like the usual smooth-talking casanova. She seems to just like normal-Lucifer (cause that’s the one she hugged in 2x09, right?). So again, Lucifer let himself be vulnerable because Chloe was there. And the best thing is, it wasn’t even physical. She didn’t make him. He was brave enough to make himself vulnerable because wifey came to save him and he was so happy :’)


You’re cute.

“Sherlock, do you think Rosie had fun with Mrs. Hudson tonight?”

“I think so, she usually dose.”  

*Fifteen minuets later” 

“No, impossible” 

“Hello boys. Did you miss me?”

“How are you here? You died.”

“Oh John, being dead is so boring. Cute kid by the way. Looks exactly like you.”

“If you’ve hurt her I will-”

“You’ll what? Don’t bother calling anyone, I’ve already blocked the cell signal in this building. The kid’s fine, for now anyway. But that can change very easily. Let’s talk boy.”

(Yes Moriarty is here! Send in questions for John, Sherlock and Moriarty!) 

is anyone else so fucking in love with their warden/hawke/inquisitor that all you can think about is cute headcanons for them and imagine them doing cute things or being fierce or raw as fuck because that’s me right now

anonymous asked:

Can you tell us a litle something about Neil or Sophie (or both)? I'm going through withdrawals.

Sure. But that’s pretty general. I mean, I don’t think you necessarily want to know Sophie’s underwear size. I’ll just throw out two random things about them and then if anyone wants anything more specific, they can just inbox it.

Let’s see…

Neil reads The Three Billy Goats Gruff to Olivia every night because it’s her favorite book. He even does different voices.

Unbeknownst to him, Sophie has secretly recorded it on her phone. She wants to show Holli how cute it is, but Holli can’t keep her yap shut and would probably imitate one of the voices in conversation with him.

OMG! I still can’t get over the latest Gintama episodes. I’m so glad we finally got Kagura and her family’s backstory! 

I’m glad that so well-developed female characters like Kagura exist. She is still really young, but she matured already a lot. It must be so hard to watch her mom to die and wait for his dad and big brother to come back. and she was all alone. And she didn’t blame anyone or hated them, she still loves them and fight for her family. 

Kamui was from the beginning an interesting character and while I was curious about his backstory I was afraid too. It happened already that they gave a really bad backstory for a villainous character (or he didn’t got any). I’m glad this wasn’t the case here and after this he became one from my fav characters. we saw his soft side too and how cute kid he was. And we can finally understand why he want to be strong. I don’t blame his father, but he put a lot thing on his shoulder and whenever he got back, he always said to him that stay strong and was really strict with him. So I think it’s understandable that after he didn’t got any praise from his father and even felt guilt that he wasn’t enough strong, he break. I don’t say though I totally understand his logic, but it’s realistic that everyone have other logic and not always understandable. So I’m positive that his development begin just now thanks to Kagura.

And Umibozu got me too, because when he protected his children I got so many feels. I know he isn’t the best dad and both Kamui and Kagura suffered, but he suffered a lot too and tried his best to save his wife and be a good dad. and at least he accepted his mistakes and try his best.

and of course we can’t forget Gintoki either, who acted like a brother/father and helped Kagura a lot. (and I think he wanted to help Kamui too not just for Kagura, but maybe because he reminded of him a little bit). 

and the end with Kamui and Kagura, omg! I’m so emotional. Sorachi-sensei is so awesome. He can write both funny scenes (really, I laughed so hard on Gintama) and he can write awesome and complex plots too. Sometimes I cried from laughing and sometimes I cried because the emotional scenes. and the anime staff was awesome too. Gintama is definitely one from the best animes/mangas and always suprises me. 

Sorry for the long post, but the feels are too strong.

Little blurbs

send me a number and a boy !

1) “fuck I love you”
2) “babe, is everything okay”
3) “it hurts knowing you’re sleeping next to someone else”
4) “do you miss me?”
5) “out of anyone, I had to be stuck with you”
6) “you should smile more”
7) “leave me alone please”
8) “don’t forget about me”
9) “look at you being a cute little rockstar
10) "she’s mine”
11) “back off”
12) “you’ve done enough, just leave”
13) “how can you love something so broken?”
14) “if you’re reading this it’s too late”
15) “please stop, you’re scaring me”
16) “stop hiding yourself”
17) “you kept it all this time?”
18) “admit it, you like him”
19) “you’re in love with me?”
20) “go fuck one of your skanks”
21) “you could choose anyone but you chose me”
22) “I’m not going to be your toy”
23) “I just miss you”
24) “I was kidding chill”
25) “well I don’t want to talk to you”
26) “I’ve never liked someone this much”
27) “look at us being rebellious and free”
28) “wipe that smug grin off your face”
29) “it’s not what it looks like”
30) “don’t lie to me”
31) “I’m with the boys”
32) “have you been drinking again”
33) “you’re beautiful”
34) “I just wanna impress you”
35) “eyes on the face”
36) “never talk about her like that again”
37) “mine and only mine”
38) “you’re hot when you’re jealous”
39) “I’ve always liked badboys”
40) “you’re so cheesy its cute”
41) “bubble bath?”
42) “I could really use a cuddle”
43) “clothes, off now.”
44) “the things you do to me”
45) “I’ll never let you go”

Imagine: OkiChi

♡  Souji and Chizuru doing the laundry together, from washing to folding 

♡ Chizuru trying to be the big spoon when they cuddle one day and it turns Souji into a fit of laughter from how cute it is. 

♡  Souji trying to cook for Chizuru and over seasoning it to the point that it is inedible to anyone other than himself. 

♡ Souji resting on Chizuru’s lap in the sun whenever she is sewing

♡ Souji and Chizuru growing a garden of veggies together

♡ The two of them going on walks farther and farther away from home as their adventure time

♡ Souji whispering sweet nothingnesses in Chizuru’s ear to distract her from work via flustered-ness. 

♡ The two of them temporarily taking in injured cats to nurse back to health

♡ Souji making Chizuru’s inner child come out, having her join him in jumping in rain puddles and catching frogs in their pond. 

♡ Their cute domestic life in the Happy Ending  ♡