how are you the oldest


David Tennant + Tumblr [Part 1/6] (insp.)

Petblr Questionare

1. How many pets do you own?

2. What is your favorite animal?

3. What is your dream pet?

4. What is the most expensive pet you own?

5. What is your favorite species to own?

6. Do you have a favorite pet? If so what’s its name?

7. What is your favorite petblr blog?

8. How old were you when you got your first pet?

9. What/who is the newest addition to your pet family?

10. Do you own any pets that you don’t post about on your blog?

11. What future pets do you plan to own?

12. Do you breed any of your animals?

14. Do you sell/ have you sold any of your animals?

15. Are any of your animals rescues?

16. How old is the oldest pet you own?

17. How old is the youngest pet you own?

18. How many female pets do you have?

19. How many male pets do you have?

20. What is your favorite thing to do with your pets?

fictionkin asks!
  • 1: Does your primary kintype change depending on the day/weather/mood/etc?
  • 2: Are you trying to avoid being kin with anyone?
  • 3: Share a memory from your canon, please?
  • 4: Do you have any rivals from your canon that you now want to be friends with?
  • 5: Did any positive traits from your canon carry over to how you are now?
  • 6: Is there a negative traits from your canon you've improved on?
  • 7: How old is your oldest kintype?

When I hired in some of the oldest people in the department had the “seen a ghost” reaction to meeting me, and said I looked identical to someone who used to work here, and asked if I had any family who’d been a tour guide.

In training they had reference pics of the red costume from the 1960s and someone went “Yo. Who does the girl on page 6 look like?” I looked up and everyone was staring at me. I was like, “…Who?”

Self-Insert Questions!!
  1. Who is your most favourite character?
  2. Name ten of your most favourite characters to least favourite characters?
  4. A group of your favourite characters are talking suspiciously to one other, but as soon as you enter the room. They go completely silent and act innocent. What do you think they were talking about or are up to?
  5. Who is the Alpha above all the others?
  6. You can only marry three of your babes. Who are they and why?
  7. You and your favourite characters are family. Who is the mother and father?. And who is the children, cousins, ect.
  8. You can make three fictional worlds collide. Which worlds will they be? and how well do you think they will work?
  9. Who are your newest favourites and oldest favourites?
  10. Looking at all of your favourite characters, would you say you have a “type”?
  11. What made you feel attract to these characters, why them?. What about them made you go to them?
  12. Your being trained by three of your faves. Your learning one thing from each of them. How well do you think the training will go? and what would you be learning from your three teachers?
  13. Who are you most like out of your favourites?
  14. Which one would you say is your “soul mate”?
  15. Do you have theme songs for your and your faves?. A song you feels is talking about your favourite, either platonic or romantic wise?. Even perhaps a playlist of songs?.
  16. Have you ever questioned your sanity with falling for one of your faves?
  17. How well do you think you survive in “insert world here”?
  18. What do you think your relationship would be like with one of your favourites?.
  19. Who do you think you would get on the most with? or have the most difficult time bonding with?
  20. Who is most likely to hold the title “Precious Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World”?
  21. Your married to all of your favourites?. How would you equally share affection towards them all?
  22. Three amigos. Aside from you, who are the two other loyal amigos?
  23. Who would be the best to dance with? and worst?. And who do you think would be the best dancer?. 
  24. In a dance battle, whose most likely to face off in the final round?
  25. Who would be the best to goof off with?. And who would be the best to have deep meaningful conversions with?
  26. How would a date go with “insert name here”?, and would happen on said date?
  27. Who is the one who you can be the most intimate with?. Either romantic or platonic?
  28. Who would you most likely to lose in a fight with?. And who would you most likely be able to win against?
  29. Who would sing a duet with you? and how well would that go?.
  30. Karaoke with everyone?!. Who is the best and worst?.
  31. Who is the cockiest to shyest out of the group?
  32. Your favourites have found your secret sketchbook filled of nsfw art of them?!. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS?!. WHAT IS THEY REACTION TO THIS?!
  33. “Draw me like one of your french girls”. Who most likely to say that?
  34. Who would drive you crazy the most?. Either on adventure or living together?
  35. Who would most likely preform a strip show for you?
  36. Who would be the most offended if you didn’t cosplay as them for a convention/costume Party?. And who would be the most smug?
  37. Who would make the best team?
  38. Who would most likely to fight with each other?. And who would be most likely to be good friends?
  39. Which two faves would be rivals, who would always go against one other in silly contests?
  40. Who would make the most cutest bride? OWO 
  41. What five items would you take from five characters, to always be with you?.
  42. Your a pokemon trainer!, what is your pokemon team type?
  43. Who would make a awesome magical girl/boy?
  44. Who is the character you love to hate?
  45. Marry, kiss, fuck, sleep, punch, kill?.
  46. Who do you think would make the best or worst room mate?
  47. Are you a goddness to your many husbands?, do they worship the ground to which you step?
  48. Your in a final battle to save all your friends!. How will you save them?!. Power of friendship?, Love? or AWESOMENESS?!
  49. Who would pamper you?, and give you makeovers and such?.
  50. What kind of magical girl/boy would you be?
  51. How would you stop your favourites horrible habit?
  52. Your favourite has come into this world. How would you help them adapt to this world? and how well would you be able to hide the fact that they are from an other world?. Would they be staying with you?, or would you help them find a place of their own?.
  53. What would be the best crossover for you?
  54. You encounter your favourite for the first time?. How would your first meeting go?. What would your and their reaction be?
  55. What if you suddenly appeared into your favourites world. And they were actually your biggest fan. What would you think? and how would you reaction?
  56. Your favourite is about to be attacked, you only have a second to make a quick choice to decide on how to save your fave. Would you jump in the way and take the blow, knowing you could die from it?. Or would you be able to warn them in time?. Or would you freeze helpless as you failed to get in time, so you watch your favourite die?. 
  57. What would your wedding be like with one of your favourites?
  58. Choosing four characters. Which ones would be winter, summer, spring and autumn?.
  59. Would you rather bring all your favourites to this world, and be able to be with them. But they bring all the danger and chaos with them?. Or would you rather be able to travel to other worlds using a device, that could possibly break and trap you in one of your faves worlds forever?.
  60. Who is your side kick?
  61. One of your favourites who is usually the bubbly one, has been rather depressed lately, and is reluctant to speak about their feelings. And shuts down others attempts to try to help them. How would you get them to open up to you?.
  62. Who would you say is still a mystery to you?
  63. Which are you?. Tsundere?, Yandere?, Kuudere?, Moe?, Loli?, Bokukko?, Miko?. Which do you think is most like you?
  64. What would your nicknames be for your faves? and their nickname for you?.
  65. You have gotten sick/injured. Who is looking after you?. Are they doing well? or are you afraid for your life?
  • Chase Chrisley: I'm 16 and want a tattoo.
  • Todd Chrisley: people in hell want ice water, that don't mean the gonna get it.
  • Chase: I'm 18 so I should be able to come home whenever I want.
  • Todd: as long as you are living under my roof like hell you won't. The only thing open at 2 am are emergency rooms and girls legs, and you won't be found in either.
  • And my favorite!
  • Todd: talking to his oldest son, "How in the hell did you get a girl pregnant with something that small! I am ashamed."
  • My favorite family!
The Flash Preferences: What They Love Most About You

Barry Allen/The Flash:
How you were always there for him, especially when his mother died and his father was framed
How you always went with him to visit his dad in jail
How you were the first and oldest friend in his life
How you were the first one in his normal life he told was the Flash
Cisco Ramon/Vibe:
How you were there for him whenever he went to his brother’s birthday parties that made him feel awkward
How you always went him to his family
How you accepted him completely when he got his powers
How you always watch the entire Star Trek movies with him every movie nights
How you always accept him
How you always accept his corny jokes and puns
Oliver Queen/The Green Arrow:
How you always seem to support him in whatever he does
How you always see the light in the darkness
How you’ve always been there for him, before and after the whole accident
How you always try to help him in any way he can
How your advice always gets him out of trouble and sometimes save his life
How good you are in shooting a bow and arrow
How you fully support his Green Arrow things
How you are one of the only few people he trusts most with his secret identity
Leonard Snart/Captain Cold:
How good you are in using his Cold Gun
How smart you can be during heists
How you’re always there for him as backup, and when things go south
How you’re always there in the darkest times
How you never give up on him
How you’re one of his best planners for his heists
How your suggestions can sometimes save him and Mick’s life
How you and Mick are like annoying brother and sister
How good you and Lisa get along
How good you are a listener when he talks about his past
How he trusts you completely
How you can often be almost as sarcastic as him
How you can be such a badass

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Spa Night? (Bruce/Reader)

a/n:I don’t know if this is what you wanted,but still i think it’s cute! :D

After getting rightfully chewed out by Alfred,Bruce decided he needed a change of scenery and took the Rolls Royce out for a spin. Though not driving to a specific place,he ended up where he always did. To you. 

You always seemed to know what to say,what to do,how to react to certain situations where he failed miserably. You were his oldest friend and longtime crush. He felt silly,a grown man having a crush and doing nothing about it.

But whenever he was near you and heard your voice,he melted in his Armani. He loved everything about you. The way your eyes sparkled with mischief. The way how you didn’t take any of his crap just because he was The Bruce Wayne. And God,when you smiled he just wanted to kiss you until he couldn’t breathe.

Damn it,now his heart was pounding and his hands were sweating because of the thought of you. He wiped the sweat onto his slacks and knocked on your door,but got no answer. He knew you weren’t at work still,he had accidentally remembered your schedule to a tee. You had to be home,

He knocked again and heard some rustling in the house and a high pitched ‘Ouch!’. He tried not to smile,you were definitely home. The door swung open and Bruce saw you in full relaxation mode. He must have interrupted you during your weekly self spa treatment. That meant hair up,robe on,and face mask half on?

“You’ve got a little..” He gestured to your half green face with a smirk.

“Ha ha. I was almost finished,thank you.” You rolled your eyes playfully. “What are you doing here anyway?”

“…Oh um. I was just in the neighborhood.” Bruce flushed with embarrassment.

You silently raised a recently plucked to perfection eyebrow at your friend and he fidgeted under your gaze. Even though he was uncomfortable,you could tell he needed some bff time. 

You smiled brightly at him,”Wanna join spa night?”

He was too slow to respond because you immediately pulled him into your house. You had Friday the 13th paused on your TV and your beauty supplies dumped on the living room table. Bruce smiled at the scene,no matter how long he knew you,you never ceased to amaze him.

“I’m really jealous of you,you know that?” You said resuming mixing up your facial mask.

“Why? Other than the obvious reasons,my looks and charm.” He glanced at you,trying not to blush. 

“Well there’s that.” You started to put the mask on his face. “But you have virtually zero pores and perfect eyelashes.”

Bruce let out a laugh,”Thanks. I’m glad you like something about me.”

“I like everything about you.” You booped him on the nose.

“I like everything about you too.” He felt much better now that he was with you and his worries faded away.

Noona, Unnie (3)

Member: Jimin (Jimin x Reader x OC)

Type: Angst, Fluff, Smut

Word Count: 1324

A/N: I was trying to allow time between each posting for people to read but I know some people want the next part now so here it is :)

I know I don’t much feedback but I’d really appreciate feedback on this.

                            ~     Meet Unnie   ~   One   ~   Two   ~

“Can you hand me the eggs?” You asked. Gently, she jumped from her spot on the counter to retrieve what you asked for. Handing them to you, she slid back onto the counter next to where you were cooking and puckered her lips.

Smiling, you kissed her sweetly. Silently you relished in her attention as she watched you with admiration.

She couldn’t cook to save her life but she always loved watching when you did. Every time the subject of food would come up, she would mumble about how she should know how to cook because she is the oldest. You would always hush her and promise to help her next time she wanted to try and cook. However, after an incident involving the replacement of your favorite pot, she was taking a break on cooking.

“Done.” a satisfied smile spread across your face as you finished up.

The two of you ate happily, chatting excitedly about a new show the two of you were waiting to premiere. Out of nowhere she grabs your hand to pull you onto her lap. You stare down at her, puzzled by the sudden action. She simply smiles and kisses you, similar to the one from earlier. The longer it lasts the deeper it gets. Her hands run the length of your crossed thighs while yours try to bring her face even closer to yours.

“Wow.” a sleepy voice from the archway startles you making the both of you jump. You look over to Jimin, sleepily scratching his head, clad in only boxers.

Bashfully, you move back to your chair, picking at the cold bite of egg you had left. She stared at you disappointedly before turning her attention to your boyfriend. “How’d you sleep?”

He shrugged, walking towards the fridge. He stopped to peck her lightly but only brushed your shoulder. Your eyes cut to him at the fridge but quickly refocused on your plate. After the other day, you couldn’t look at him straight. “There is food for you on the stove. We weren’t sure how long you would be sleep since we knew how tired you were after practice yesterday.” the words held no tone as you spoke. You couldn’t pin down what you were feeling, especially towards him, so indifference is what you settled on. He smiled as he placed it all on a plate. Before sitting down, he placed a kiss to the top of your head. You tensed up for a moment before looking at your phone. “I am going to take a shower.”

They both looked surprised but seemed to accept it.

You made your way into your room and started the shower. Lingering in front of the sink, you waited for Jimin. After a few minutes you scolded yourself and stepped in despite having showered before anyone else had woken up that morning.

The day was perfection.

The weather was at the temperature you enjoyed and the area seemed more peaceful than it usually did.

The atmosphere made your day more enjoyable than you expected it to be. Your mind barely drifted to your romantic status.

“Y/N!” Someone called to you from across the street. As you look over, you see a very excited Hoseok running on the cross walk to get to you. You barely had time to process what was happening before he had enveloped you in a tight hug. After he let go, you blinked a few times before breaking into an equally wide smile.

“Oppa! Where are you coming from?”

“I wanted to do some shopping.” he happily held up to bags. “What are you up to?”

You thought for a moment, trying to remember where you were headed before the very tight yet much welcome hug. “Oh! The store! Unnie drank all the orange juice and Jimin wanted triangle kimbap for some reason.”

He laughed. “You know the strange cravings we get after our promotion period diets are over.”

Nodding, you laughed. It was true. After every comeback ended, all 7 men would get cravings for either the most specific things or the strangest.

Hoseok followed you into the store and helped you pick out what you needed. You chatted about what he was up to and joked about his latest craving for a five guys hamburger after he remembered the one he had while on tour in the U.S. Though when he shifted the conversation to you, you weren’t quite sure what to say. Nothing interesting was happening with your studies and your job was one he already kept tabs on considering you worked in the same building as him. You have never been comfortable with talking about your unique love life but he sensed something was different this time.

“Y/N, is everything ok?”

You paused, pretending to read the label on a pack of rice. “Uh…yes.”

Taking rice from you he asked you again. This time adding ‘with Jimin’ to the end.

Your eyes searched your cart for nothing in particular before looking back at the rice in his hands. “Same as always.”

As he figured what to say next, your phone buzzed.


Y/N, please pick up some condoms. Also, some triangle kimbap ^_^

You read the message three more times, noting that lately he hadn’t needed condoms for any of the brief moments he acknowledged your existence in the relationship.

Observing your already unhappy expression change to your frustrating apathy, he offered to help you bring everything back to your apartment. You surprisingly accepted his offer.

As the two of you headed for self checkout he asked you if you had gotten everything you needed. With a nod you placed your phone back in your pocket.

You already decided minutes ago to have “forgotten” the condoms.

“Thank you so much, Hoseok oppa.” a genuine smile found its way to your face. The walk back to your apartment in the oh so enjoyable weather helped to once again uncloud your mood. With Hobi’s help of course.

Waiting on you to open the door he simply returned the smile.

Your arms were about to fall off as you opened the door. Hoseok followed you to the kitchen to set your bags down. As you were about to set the last bag down, you froze for a second as your ears picked up something. Realizing what the familiar sound was, you quietly sat down the last bag and began to put up everything. You noticed Hoseok’s tense body and remembered ‘Of course he hears it too. She can be loud when she wants to.’

You were too busy trying not to focus on it that you hadn’t realized Hobi’s face scanning yours. Searching for any kind of reaction. With your facade of unbothered busying, you thought you were doing a pretty good job of hiding the familiar swelling emotions.

But Hoseok saw right through it.

“Do you uh want to go somewhere for a few?”

Without looking at him you shake your head.

“But don’t you think it’s a little…noisy?” Almost as if on cue, a high pitched scream of Jimin’s name rang through the apartment. You flinched a bit but finished putting away the groceries.

“Oppa, it’s fine. This is normal.” This was only half true. If you heard this normally you would make your way back and enjoy the fun but the shifting dynamic in the home was causing a distance you weren’t liking.

He seemed unconvinced but decided to let it go at the look on your face. With worried eyes he pulled you in for another hug. This one wasn’t as tight which disappointed you.

You could have used that right about now.

Sparing one last glance, he left the uncomfortably loud apartment. Leaving you to listen to the rocking bed and pleasured sounds fully.

Dragging your feet down the hall,you gave a glance to the open door before turning into your own.


Title: Jealous

Word Count: 636

Request: “Hi I was wondering if you can could do a Jackson scenario where he gets jealous when the other members are giving his girlfriend lots of attention, thanks X”

“Oh, you look good today, [Y/N]!”

“Very pretty!”

“Like a piece of art!”

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