how are you so perfect i do not understand


Hello, goth’es!

Look who are here again, haha! Today i bring to you a male skin, yep, m a l e. I always feel like the simblr comunity are very “whatever” with male sims, and i love my sims so much (all of them) that it makes me feel sad. In every EP, GP or anything else even EA don’t care about the guys. They’re such a cutho, why not? Someone gave me this idea, but i was very “i can’t do it” in the beginning because i’m really bad at males in general… I do it! And it became very pretty, i’m loving the way it looks on my sims, they’re so lovely right now! I’m saying again, this skin is not perfect because i’m learning how to do it, but i don’t find any bug or error very bad, so i think you guys may understand. If you use this skin, please, tag me! I would love to see it on your male sims! And if you have any idea of something that i can do next (an asian skin or something?) you can come on my ask! Any bug or error, please contact me so i can fix it!

  • Male only!
  • It works with all skintones so you can use without any problem!
  • There some small issues, but nothing really bad.



I’ve been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine, and done things I’d prefer you didn’t. I don’t exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn’t exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there’s only one thing I’ve ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I’m not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it’s not because I want you, or because I can’t have you - it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try… I’ve seen your kindness, and your strength, I’ve seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. 

You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one, Buffy.

stormriser393  asked:

I'm a huge fan of your characters and art style so I wanted to all for advice. When drawing T'xeru, how do you get down the proportions for his arms? I've always had trouble drawing characters with four arms (especially cuz my styles more toonish)

honestly? my anatomy isnt PERFECT by any means, but since ive got like, a kind of ok understanding of how a body works

i just kinda

draw what i know, which is torsos with 2 arms

and then

…just kinda tack em on underneath LMFAOO

Tough Love for The Signs

Aries: I know you’ve got passion and fire but seriously you gotta chill sometimes and learn not to dish out shit if you can’t take it yourself.

Taurus: Your determination is admirable but jesus christ stop expecting mountains to move with that stubborn ass attitude

Gemini: You all don’t get hate out of nowhere. I understand that you’re versatile and that’s very admirable but you need to learn where your actions become disrespectful or insensitive.

Cancer: I get it, your jealousy is hard to deal with but oh my god, stop with the moodiness, there’s so much you can do to fix things but you just don’t bother and choose to complain instead.

Leo: I love how much you guys shine but seriously? There’s absolutely no need for you to shove your fortune in other people’s face.

Virgo: I know you have a need for perfection but you need to stop imposing your ideals on other people, it’s not fair.

Libra: Don’t share so much of yourself with people and then blame them for breaking your heart because they’re not interested.

Scorpio: I know you feel shit really deep and I get that but holding grudges against people and acting like you’re entitled to more wallowing than others

Sagittarius: Yes, you guys are wise, but that doesn’t give you the right to tell people how they should be living their lives, that’s not for you to decide.

Capricorn: I know you are ambitious, but you need to work for that shit, it won’t come to you on a silver platter, so suck it up and get down to it

Aquarius: I’ve never met an Aquarius without a special snowflake complex OR a god complex and it needs to be cut because I’m telling you, no one is here for that

Pisces: Stop with the martyrdom, stop with the self-victimization, EVERYINE is a victim of circumstance and you need to stop wallowing and suck it up sometimes

I'm the Only One

(your rec was good, they always are, but I couldn’t find exactly what I was looking for, so I wrote it. Enjoy Aeren!)

“Do you even understand how perfect you are in every way?” Dean asked as he gently tugged the socks off Sam’s long feet. He kissed the arch of Sam’s right foot, followed by his left as Sam giggled and squirmed. Dean slipped soft fingertips up inside the cuff of Sam’s jeans and stroked the inside of his ankle. “So smart, so funny, so beautiful.” Dean crooned to the inside of Sam’s slender ankles as his long arms reached up and tugged at the waist of the jeans to pull them down Sam’s long legs. Sam laughed breathlessly as he lifted his hips off the bed to make it easier for Dean to get his clothes off. “You’ve already got me, you don’t need to seduce me anymore.” He added and Dean stopped, a frown on his pretty face as he looked up and caught Sam’s eye. “You’re wrong, so wrong. How can someone so perfect be so wrong? I always need to seduce you. You don’t know, do you?” Dean asked, pausing to dip his head down and press kisses into the muscular, hairy calves now exposed to him. “You don’t know how amazing you are Sammy. How much I worship you. So I have to tell you. I have to show you.” He looked back up just in time to see Sam avert his eyes and for the apples of his cheeks to turn the slightest pink. “You’ll know by the time I’m done.” Dean promised and bent his head back to his task, worshipping those mile-long legs. The pale skin and dark hair looked so amazing to him, and he tickled the pit behind Sam’s knobbly, colt knees to see him kick and giggle. “These long legs. They make you stand out in in crowd. They look so good in jeans, or your fed suit or in nothing at all, but they really look best in the air.” Dean smirked and kissed above the knee as he dug his fingers into the tough muscle of Sam’s thighs. Sam groaned and went limp, melting into the bed and Dean pulled himself closer and massaged those thick thighs.“So strong and they make you go so fast. I only run so fast because I have to keep up with you. BUt the view from behind….” Dean trailed off as he slipped his fingers up the backside of Sam’s boxers and rubbed his rough fingertips over the soft skin at the crease of butt and thigh. “Dean, I promise, that’s enough.” The words were breathless and anyone with eyes could see the monsted cock tenting the front of Sam’s boxers, but Dean would not be deterred. He shifted his body to one side of Sam’s and lay down next to him on the bed, skipping over the boxers and jumping right up to Sam’s face. Dean cupped SAm’s face between his hands. “Do you know how precious your face is to me. So expressive, little brother. So gorgeous. YOu could stop traffic. You could get me going with the lift of an eyebrow or the flash of a dimple. Your pretty eyes and your nose and perfect perfect pink lips.” He paused to press a kiss to those perfect lips. “And it’ll be enough when you’re beyond words. When you can’t speak. That’s when it’s enough.” He added in a whisper like a secret. “Your brain , though, baby boy. Your brilliant, brilliant mind. You’ve come up with so many solutions to problems. You’ve saved us over and over and over again. You’re brilliant and it makes you shine.” Dean tilted Sam’s head so that he could press a kiss into the hair at the top of SAm’s head. “This long neck. It’s drives me crazy Sammy. The way it shines with sweat. The way it turns red when you exert yourself. I want to have my mouth on it all the time.” He licked up the side of Sam’s neck, ending at the corner of Sam’s perfect, stubbled jaw. “Your shoulders, man, you could be a model. So big, so strong. Everyone who sees you thinks about it. These big arms and shoulders lifting them up and holding them in the air or…my personal favorite… up against a wall. Love it when you get all Alpha on me, little brother. My BIG little brother.” Dean trailed a line of kisses from elbow, up Sam’s bicep, across his collarbone and then down the other bicep to his elbow. “And you hands. They might be my favorite part of you. Show the whole world what they’re missing out on. Those long fingers; they can be so delicate and yet they’re so strong. And they’re so good and fingering me open. You find all the right spots every time.” Dean sucked Sam’s middle finger into his mouth and pulled it back out, repeating the action with his index finger and back again until both were shining with saliva. Sam was panting, his stomach heaving with each breath and his neck shining with sweat. “Please Dee. I get it, I get it.” He whined as Dean nipped the end of his fingertips. “Nah, you can still talk Sammy. And I’m just getting to the best part: your chest. Fuck, look at this chiseled from marble chest. Jesus, you could fit right in at a museum with all the classics. But, if you were on display I couldn’t do this.” Dean opened his mouth wide and sunk his teeth into the muscle of Sam’s pec above his nipple, causing Sam to arch his back and breathe out a harsh, turned-on breath. Dean sucked the skin into his mouth and let his teeth dig into the muscle until he almost broke the skin, then he released it and pulled back, admiring his mark on the perfect skin. “Love marking you as mine. Love having my teeth marks and finger bruises in your perfect skin.” Dean breathed over the giant, quickly purpling bruise, then snaked his tongue out over the peaked, tan nipple below it causing a squeak and a breathed “fuck” from Sam. “Still talking, I’m not doing a good enough job.” He repeated the bite on the other side then pinched both SAm’s nipples between his thumbs and forefingers, making sure they were as peaked as could be and nice and red with attention. He skimmed down Sam’s stomach. “Baby. Baby. this fucking stomach. It makes me stupid. Look at these hipbones, perfect handholds. Look at these angled obliques pointing me right in the direction I want to go. And Jesus. This line of hair leading down from your belly button right into your boxers.” Dean turned his head to the side and licked the hair in question, groaning like it tasted like a gourmet meal. “You make me crazy baby. I think you’re ready.” he curled his fingers into the waist of Sam’s boxers and wiggled them down over his giant cock, pulled them down his mile-long legs and tossed them off the end of the bed. “It people only knew” he whispered reverently as his lips closed, soft and wet, around the purpled head of Sam’s uncut cock. He wrapped a hand around the big shaft and pulled the foreskin back even more, the wet sound it made making both of them throb. He lipped at the head, loving the smell and the taste and the way that Sam whined and twisted and whimpered under him. No matter how many times he’d tried over the years, Sam’s massive cock is something that Dean can only take one way; it makes him choke and gag even only half-way in and that was not the kind of worship Sam needed. Dean shoved himself off the bed, tossing a bottle of his favorite lube towards Sam on the bed. “Can you help me baby?” He asked, tearing his clothes off and tossing them all over the room. He watched, his whole body thrumming with arousal, as Sam squirted a generous amount of lube into his big palm and wrapped it around his cock, coating it with lube. Dean rushed to pull off the rest of his clothes and kneed back up onto the bed, grabbing the lube for himself and giving himself the bare minimum of prep and stretch. “I like the burn of your big cock baby. I like to feel it push me open. I like to feel you inside me, oh fuck.” Dean threw a leg over Sam’s prone body and straddled his hips, grabbing the lubed up cock and pressed the head to his hole. He rocked backwards, his own dick bouncing in front of him, as he took Sam to the root with one long groan. “That’s it” Dean breathed out as he wiggled his hips to get settled. “Love you baby boy. Now, use those hips and those core muscles that I worship so much and make me lose my mind.” He grinned down at Sam as his hands came up to grip Dean’s hips hard enough to bruise and his own hips began to roll and buck beneath Dean. With all that seduction and build up, it wasn’t long before both were covered in sweat and nearing orgasm. Dean began to swivel his hips opposite to Sam’s thrusts making Sam’s thrusts go impossibly faster as the ned beneath them shook and squeaked loudly. “C’mon baby, gimme. Fill me up” Dean grunted as he began to strip his cock, aiming for the two matched bite marks across Sam’s pecs. Sam’s hips stuttered and his muscles locked as his face twisted with pleasure and Dean could feel his thick cock pulse and empty inside him. Dean lifted his ass off Sam’s softening cock and rolled off to the side to breathe and begin to regain his head. “Not that I’m complaining, but…” Sam trailed off, his voice weak, “you really don’t have to do that everytime someone makes me feel low.” Dean rolled onto his side, squishing Sam’s arm beneath his sticky side in the process. “Yes, I do, Sammy.”

Originally posted by nerd-watching


Six of Crows Dreamcast:
1: Fransisco Lachowski as Kaz Brekker
2: Alex Pettyfer as Matthias Helvar
3: Olivia Cooke as Nina Zenik
4: Colin Ford as Wylan Van Eck
5: Adonis Bosso as Jesper Fahey
6: Mariana Santana as Inej Ghafa

Let me know what you think!!!!

I was thinking... Kala is a virgin, we all know about. Wolfgang is not. Yet, all he knows is fuck, not make love to someone.

Do you understand?!

That means that: they haven’t made love to anyone in their entire life… so, in some way, there are both virgins. 

Me right now =>

So, when they will grow up, change for a better self, when they will understand how much they are perfect for each other.

Once Kala will accept his dark side, when she will understand that desire isn’t something you have to be afraid of.

Once Wolfgang will accept her bright side, when he will understand that love someone is far more than desire…

When they will make love together for the first time, the connexion between them and the feelings inside of the cluster will be (so will my ovaries)

And, I am so fucking happy

Wait …

Four Ways Seth Fumbles in Bed

Request prompt: Hi, can you do a little thing of what Seth would be like in bed? like map out a list of things he would do during sex?? Idk a better way to explain it sorry, but I hope you understand what I mean. thxs babe 

 A/N- I hope you like it, anon! I wanted to take it in a snippet/drabble direction since there are already a bunch of lists out there where he’s kinda “perfect”, if you know what I mean, and I really see him as a bit of a fumbler in bed who doesn’t always know what he’s doing or how to talk dirty correctly, so here are 4 ways Seth would have sex, out of the infinite number of other ways there are with him!

Keep reading


can you imagine overwatch agents (minus winston, of course, who is their best friend and who comes over for wine nights) not understanding that they’re different people. every time tracer is gushing about emily and how perfect her beautiful wonderful girlfriend is, everyone is side-eying her. 

it comes to a head when they stage an intervention. 

“are you sure she’s the right one for you?” mercy says delicately. “it seems like a… dangerous situation.” 

lena, face horrified, “I would never hurt her or let anyone else hurt her.” 

“but how can you continue being an agent of overwatch then?” 

“my love life doesn’t affect my abilities as an agent,” lena snaps. “i was the first one back! i believe in overwatch!” 

“but with her as our enemy–” 

“emily? our enemy? she can’t even do a cartwheel!” 

“she did a backflip off of my face last week!” mccree cuts in, offended. 

“what ARE you talking about? you’ve never even met her!” she throws her arms up in the air, exasperated. “how can you say this when you don’t even know her? look, does this look like the face of a talon agent? she only looks like a zombie on mondays, unlike widowmaker and reaper, who are like. actively dead.” 

she holds up her phone’s wallpaper, and it’s a selfie of her and emily, with emily hugging lena from behind and nuzzling her hair and lena holding the phone and smiling cheesily 

angela squeals and steals her phone to gush over it. “oh, that’s precious! i’m so glad you aren’t dating a talon agent, what a relief!” and lena is like “wait what” and rapid fire wondering what the fuck her friends think of her to think she’d date someone who regularly kicks her ass 

and everyone else is trying not to look too jealous because damn. that is a cute picture. what a lucky brat. 

Domestic Sabriel #8/?
  • Sam: *putting the kettle on*
  • Mary: I still don't understand, if he tortured you emotionally, killed Dean over and over again, why do you love him?
  • Sam: *blushing* I kinda-eh-he's-eh-
  • *assortment of salads coated in chocolate appear on the table*
  • Sam: *laughing* he's just kinda perfect.
  • Mary: *bites back tears at how happy her son is*
  • What she says: i'm fine
  • What she means: do you know how hard it must've been for Killian Jones to stop drinking and gambling in his pre-navy days? to claw out of the hole he was in? a man with so little self-worth would've literally drank himself to death and squandered every penny he had. a man with such supposed weakness in the face of darkness would've backslid right into drinking even after joining the navy, just as alcoholism affects jobs. a man with as much self-loathing as he had would've self-destructed and embraced every demon. but he didn't. he got his fucking act together during his time as Lt. Jones because his brother was his world and his light and his inspiration and his love and the source of hope for him. and then, that light DIED––due to machinations by the system that fucked them over in the first place. it wasn't just understandable for bright and starry-eyed Lt. Jones to fall so far after his brother's death. it was inevitable.

                     HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NARUMIYA MEI ♔

Narumiya Mei used to be my most hated character in the series. I stopped watching when Seido lost because of Inashiro but after re-watching, I don’t know why but I’ve come to love this man. Probably because I learned a lot from him like how luck doesn’t matter, if you want something you should earn it through hard work and even if you fail, then you just have to make up for it by working even harder. He is not a perfect ace and I think that is why he uses his confidence to boost everyone’s fighting spirit. His arrogance is his defense mechanism so that if he loses, no one would feel sorry for him. His pride and competitiveness mirror his passion for the things that he do. While outside the field, he is the most bubbly and carefree. He might seem selfish but he’s actually good at understanding and reading an individual though his pride prevents him to show his feelings. He is also very straightforward when needed. I think of all the characters, he is the most realistic and to some extent, I relate to him. He will be forever my king. Happy birthday, Mei ♥

I’m not the perfect child - a concept my parents don’t understand -
As they stand up to be and tell me to give up writing and focus on “reality”.
“Of course we want you to be happy” they reassure, as they threaten to stop me doing the one thing I couldn’t love more.
Of course, how can I be stupid, it’s so easy to give up,
It’s not like I spent my whole life growing my confidence, only to get squashed like I’m a “fuck up”.
Of course I can be happy as you force to take away what I love,
Even when I work part-time, I need a “career” next year, because the money I earn isn’t enough.
I’m still eighteen; let me pursue my dreams as the potential is unspeakable and firmly in my grasp.
Stop telling me my dreams of publications are a fantasy when my ambitions are in clear sight.
—  I don’t want to stop my dream to get a career in something I won’t enjoy, even though I’m still working in 2 jobs I enjoy and can fit writing into it. @jarfidd

Guys thank you so much! I love you guys so freaking much like you don’t understand how much you mean to me! Thank you thank you thank you! For all of you guys I wanted to tell you some of my favorite blogs! Some that are so amazing so sweet and just so perfect. I talk to mostly all of them and there such amazing people and have such amazing blogs. Maybe you can find some more you like! From all these cute, funny, talented bloggers!


Guys again THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart. I love you guys so so soooo much! 💕also Love you talented people I tagged and for the people i talk to a lot and bother so much thanks for putting up with my ass lol. You all honestly mean a lot and I’m here whenever! I really mean it! THANK YOU💟

Why is like not rare for Hinata’s fans to be boys, I mean, a big amount of them are boys and I do understand why. Like Hinata is the perfect wifu, she is quite, big tits, fake innocent personality and obedient af. Perfect material to jerk off on the bathroom.

Oh pure Hinata-sama, how can anyone hate her if she’s so perfect? It doesn’t matter If you don’t have any development at all and your own husband keeps ignoring you. We adore you Hinata-sama. The real heroine of Naruto. Lol

What a stupid and ignorant reason.

     Q: Dance, piano, guitar, composing, drawing, singing – you’re good at all of these things. How do you do it?
     A: Because I like doing it, I persist and work hard perfecting them all. I focus on the areas that need to be improved and don’t give myself time to relax until I master it. And it’s maybe because I focus so much on learning all these things, that I don’t understand the society and how it works very well… I’ll slowly learn about it too though. – June 2015

Zhang Yixing.   EXO’s   Chinese   representant,
main dancer, vocalist and a man of many talents.

————– idol-verse literate roleplay account:
repaying every rebloger/follower with a starter.

Exo's reaction to when their S/O's feels insecure about her disporpotionate body

Request said: Hi! Can I have an exo reaction when their s/o is really insecure about having a disproportionate body? Like naturally really big boobs but a thin body? Thank you!!! ❤❤❤


 Xiumin: “Jagiya, how many times do I have to tell you, you look perfect!” *feeling disappointed because you don’t believe him* 

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Suho: “Jagiya, how many times are you going to tell yourself that!?. You know you are beautiful!” *sad because he doesn’t understand why you feel insecure* 

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

Baekhyun: “Jagiya, please don’t be like that!” *he pouts and tries to cheer you up*

Originally posted by markleesdoft

Lay: “Baobei, why do you hate your body so much?” *confused at first because he totally believes you are the most beautiful girl he has ever seen ; then he would cheer you up*

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

Chen: “WHY!!!” *he would first scream at you but then he would say* “Why are you insecure, you are my girlfriend for a reason” *he would say trying to get out of your head that idea* 

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Chanyeol: When he heard you complain, he would be really confused on what he just heard and he would say: “Is this girl crazy?. Why doesn’t she see what I see” 

Originally posted by sehunsyixing

D.O: He would be really upset because his girlfriend does not like herself as much as he does. 

Originally posted by magneticjbum

Kai: “Jagiya, I love your body. Wanna do it tonight?” *he asks just to get your head concentrated on something else* 

Originally posted by vanilyakokulumum

Sehun: “Jagi, why are you saying that!” *he would whine and convince you that you are beautiful even with your imperfections.*

Originally posted by kpopcloseup

I hate that uploading to Tumblr always tanks the video quality 😢 BUT! Look which amazing, brilliant child learned how to walk backwards!

She also learned how to blow the fluff off of dandelions, but doesn’t understand why you can only do it once, so she’ll just… keep trying 😅