how are you real omg what even

6

On a nice Summer day in Hawkins, the kids decided to go to the zoo. While Dustin and Max were feeding the ducks that wandered around the picnic area, and Lucas and Will were glancing over the map to plan their next route, Mike and El strolled over to the Otter exhibit. “Mike, look, they’re holding hands!” El exclaimed as she noticed the small furry animals floating around in the water. As she leaned over the railing trying to get a closer look, Mike read over one of the signs that displayed a bunch of fun facts about the animal. “Apparently they hold hands, um paws, so that they won’t float away from each other. They also hold paws while sleeping.” As Mike walked over by El’s side to see if he could notice any more otters, El gently reached for his hand, Mike took it without hesitation and El beamed at him. “So we don’t drift away from each other,” she said. They didn’t let go for the rest of the day, and even as they slept during the car ride home, their hands remained together. 

I’m seeing a number of “Omg, Dean is such a Dad, it’s so cute”  posts around and I’m sitting here feeling all sad and confused. Am I the only one who remembers Emma? You know, Dean’s real, flesh-and-blood daughter, whom Sam killed to prove a point?

I know what your response will be. You are probably going to paint Emma as this monstrous entity that needed to be destroyed. But do me a favor. Tell me how Claire was any different or any better? Claire tried to kill Dean, Claire also became a monster. Yet Claire wasn’t killed, even when she tried to kill Dean, even when she was turned, she was given a second, third, fourth chance, she was given a stable home. Claire got everything whereas Emma got nothing.

And worse, no one even remembers Emma. No one talks about the girl who was Dean’s, who was tortured into accepting her monster-hood, who was put down like a rabid dog, who was never given a chance at redemption. Because, at it’s core, Claire and Dean’s bond is never about Claire and Dean, it’s about that one stupid, non-existent (thank you Jensen, thank you so much) ship. It’s about you and your fantasies and your fetishes and your ships. The character, the actress, the bond –everything is there just for fan-service. 

Which is why, I’m never going to warm up to Claire, I’m never going to want her back, and I’m never, ever, ever going to treat her as anything more than the cheap fan-servicey character that she evidently is.

I was gone ONE DAY

OkAy but for real guys, I’ve been forcibly off Tumblr for ONE DAY and when I come back there’s mayhem because of the episode seven promo!

ALEC AND ISABELLE TALKING ABOUT BOYS AND SEX
MY POOR BBY ALEC PROBABLY CONFUSED ABOUT WHEN/HOW/WHY HE SHOULD BE INITIATING SEX WITH HIS BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THIS IS HIS FIRST RELATIONSHIP
MAGNUS ‘I CAN BE VULNERABLE TOO’ WHICH TRANSLATES TO BISH LET ME SHOW YOU MY CAT EYES

WHAT EVEN THIS IS!!! THESE EPISODES WENT FROM 0-100 REAL QUICK THEY WEREN’T KIDDING ABOUT THE HEAVY MALEC THEMES OMG I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO BE DOING WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW!

Originally posted by perpetuallrh

anonymous asked:

i was thinking about the scene where Magnus gives Alec back his bow & quiver &is all 'idk how to use these' & i was thinking that Magnus is old af he definitely has been around since the bow &arrow was a commonly used weapon & i know he primarily uses magic but what if he's still trained with weapons? Like, can you imagine how many cute as heck archery competitions Malec would have if Magnus was good with a bow, they would get so competitive and flirty omg i didnt know i needed that til now

Wow, thanks, Anon, for making me all emo again. Because duh…. if this is not canon, I don’t know what is. Let’s be real, Magnus lived for centuries, so of course he knows how to use a bow. I am also pretty sure that, even though he might use magic when it comes to fighting on the battle field and all, he knows how to use other weapons as all. I mean, just look at him, being all bad ass, fierce eyes and body strained, but on the other hand those fluid movements? The elegant way when being deadly precise with that weapon of his choice?

Damn, give me bamf!Magnus all the time. The content I am here for.


But well, yeah, Magnus again trying to convince Alec that he has no idea how to use that bow like he did when they both played pool? So Alec leaning in, his chest against Magnus’ back, warm breath caressing Magnus’ ear while he helps Magnus to steady his posture and teach him how to hold that bow. While Magnus is trying very hard not to smile that fondly smile. Or grab Alec and throw him on the ground and kiss him senseless.

So he really tries to put on an unfazed expression, playing the oh so eager student who just wants to do it right. When Magnus finally shots that arrow and it hits right into the yellow ring. “Not that bad.”

Alec just stares, arms crossed. He shakes his head. “You did it again.” He tries to sound grimmly but Magnus sees that he is fighting back a grin.

“What are you talking about, my dear, Alexander?”

Alec huffs. “Shut up. I am going to get you another bow and then I wil teach you how to shot an arrow.”

Magnus beams. “Oh, Alexander. I didn’t know that you can play dirty.” He wiggles his brows.

Alec tilts his head. “You know, you are going to lose against me, right?”

Magnus’ lips curl into a sly smile. “Wanna bet?”

Alec rolls his eyes but he laughs. “Game on.”

Which leads to these two competitive shits shooting arrows until dawn comes. Neither wanna lose or declare defeat. Not until Magnus may or may not start to get Alec distracted with accidentally touching his arm and leaning into him and placing a soft kiss onto his neck. Alec may or may not miss but he grabs Magnus by his wrist and may or may not kiss him in the middle of the archery field. After some passionate kisses, they both agree to continue this tomorrow.

“I am still better at this, you know?” Alec says with so much pride and a gleeful smirk while tugging Magnus back into the institute.

Magnus chuckles. “Whatever you say, darling.”

Oh, he will teach that cheeky nephilim a lesson. Later. Tonight. In the bedroom. And Alec will be begging. This is gonna be so much fun. Magnus grins while entwining this fingers with Alec’s. Alexander Gideon Lightwood. The best thing that ever happened to him.

Kyungsoo being gay cute -because that anon asked for it!-

we all have seen this

how he rest his head in jongin’s shoulder

how he seems to be

domesticating

a little puppy

the maknae like kyungoo hyung so much

So gay… errr… CUTE, even with the couple rings *3*

 

helping pretty Luge

hugged by Luge

man

xingxing the real namja strikes again

uh… 

errrrr

kyungsoo…

KYUGSOO PLZ!

man!! they are not girls! just in case you didn’t know! you are so gay!! i mean… cute!!

he knows they aren’t girls…

he knows

nobody can resist Do Kyungsoo

NOBODY

well Donghae did it!! he resisted!

but… the squishy is too much

it’s an overdose♪ -of squishyness(?)-

favorite hyung forevahh

WHAT?? OMG LUHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! SEHUN SAVE KYUNGSOO PLZ!

Kyungsoo is THE CUTEST OF CUTEST!! SOrry u_U everybody loves him! <3

everYBODY

A LESSON IN HUSKY CROSS BREEDS.

SO THE MAJORITY OF YOU CAN LEARN A THING OR FUCKING TWO.

Lesson number one:
Don’t believe every thing you see on the internet.

Hey did you know that there’s only an estimated 120 West Estonian Shepherds left on the planet?

*reblog - omfg guys how sad we need to bring this beautiful breed back!*
*gets 23,837 notes*

NOPE. That’s a regular old German Shepherd. Long haired. Sable coat. BUT, since someone has stated a breed that literally does not even exist and posted a cute photo next to it everyone with an eye for anything cute and maybe 3 braincells has bought it. GUYS PLS.

~actual real example time~

What the internet says: Siberian Husky X Pomeranian! Looks like a husky puppy but never gets bigger! how perfect! omg just so cute! totez need one!!1 Pomskies are my absolute new fave breed. LOVez it!~

What it actually is: A Finnish Lapphund puppy. OK?!

Internet says: Siberian Husky X Golden Retriever. Cutie!! I neED ONE!

What it actually is: Blue Merle Australian Shepherd. once again a breed not even remotely close to what’s being advertised.

GUYS. C'MON. 

Lesson number two:
Designer breeds.

Obviously there are tons of cross breeds around the world; considering that most pedigree dogs now have come from the cross breeding of many earlier breeds, it should be to no surprise that the world will continue to create new breeds. The Labradoodle, Cockapoo, Puggle, Maltese Shih Tzu etc. Are all well known and loved “designer” breeds. These have been proven to work through time and numbers. The Labradoodle was originally created as a hypoallergenic breed to help the blind who were allergic to fur. 

Recently, however, with the growing fascination for Huskies, an alarming amount of Husky cross breeds are appearing. These are creating an appeal for the dimwitted who see something *omfg just so cute1* (even though the picture wasn’t even of the cross breed stated!) and create a rise in consumer wants. With this, puppy mills jump into action and churn out this new fan fave. (puppy mills are a whole other can of worms i’ll open for another time)

Dumb designer husky breeds that you should not buy:
(generally because of false advertising)


Chusky - Chow Chow cross Sib Husky.

What they actually usually look like:

(not that he isn’t still beautiful!)


The Goberian - Golden Retriever X Sib Husky
(actually a merled aussie as well)

What they actually usually look like:
She’s a cutie too tho :*


Pomsky - Pomeranian X Sib Husky.
(actually an Alaskan Malamute puppy)

What they actually usually look like:

That said…

never hesitate to adopt.
any dog.
ever.



But don’t be fooled by idiots on the net and always do your research. 
Don’t be a sheep. Figure it out. jfc.

shysimblr  asked:

You know i've never said this but i love your stories! <3 I love Remys character... i don't like him but i like how complex you made him.

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

WHAT!!! OMG, I am so happy right now, I absolutely ADORE your stories! This means the world to me, coming from an awesome storyteller like you! I’m glad you’re enjoying Remy’s character, I’ve tried my best to make his issues real, even though it makes him very unpleasant.

Exo React to You Sneezing Cutely

Anonymous said : exo (OT12) reaction to you having a cute sneeze


Done ^^ how adorable!

Xiumin : *pinches your cheeks when you blush*

Luhan : *utterly confused and doesn’t know if you made that sound or if it was his imagination*

Kris : *shocked but dying inside probably*

Suho : *questioning his whole existence*

Lay : I didn’t know we owned a cat.

Baekhyun : aww, have you been hiding that from me?

Chen : *laughing his ass off* what was that?!

Chanyeol : OMG JAGI THATS SO CUTEE, DO IT AGAIN 

D.O : *doesn’t say anything but quietly laughs*

Tao : was that you? That can’t be real, right?

Kai : *falls in love with you even more*

Sehun : yehet oh ok, so now you think you can beat me at aegyo too… we’ll see


Send in your requests! | Rules/Guidelines

-xxx, Bambi 💕

those-goddamned-fangirls  asked:

That d/Deaf literature thing was hilarious. Reminds me of when I read my friend's story in fifth grade. But hers always about a girl in a wheelchair. "Hi. I'm Genesis. And I'm in a wheelchair. My parents died in the car crash that made me like this, and I've been sad ever since....; I met this guy while I was wa- I mean wheeling along, and we locked eyes. He went over to me and!!! He picked me up for a dance! In the middle of the hallway! And!! I could walk again! True love fixed me, I guess..."

I’m crying laughing from this omg. “True love fixed me I guess” hahahahahahaha if only it weren’t true that that’s how people write 😂😂😂

Let’s be real, this is how HoH literature would really go.
“Xavier leaned close to Aurora’s moonlit face and whispered three words. What three words, she had no fucking clue because even though she’d told him she had hearing loss, he still did shit like this sometimes. “Sorry, what did you say?” Aurora asked. Xavier looked away, pained before he said the word that makes every deaf person want to commit homocide. “…..Nevermind.”

Reasons I have problems with my family

Me: I think I’m gonna get this tattoo.
Family: OMG don’t even say that. Body mod is such a sin don’t waste your money on things like that.

Me: I’m getting my ears gaged next year
Family: no you’re not, if you do I’ll rip them out of your ears. You don’t want gages anyway

Me: it only matters if I think I’m doing the right thing. Other people’s opinions of me don’t matter!
Family: lol yes they do. They do because we said so. That’s so dumb you would even think that.

Me: I like supernatural and my little pony!
Family: wow you’re a satanist and a faggot? We’re disappointed in you.

Me: I want to buy this merch with my own money that I earned by helping out and being nice to you people!
Family: lol no you’re not. It was my money first and I can take it back. I can also take your computer, phone, and video games when I want to cause I don’t agree with you.

Me: Look at this person, they were born feeling like they’re the wrong gender and just want to feel comfortable in their own body…
Family: ARE YOU STUPID THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION YOU FAG. DONT STAND UP FOR SINNERS LIKE THAT, YOUVE BEEN BRAINWASHED TO THINK ITS OK TO DO THAT.

Me: *quietly* I want to take accounting this year and maybe make a “real” living…
Family: NO YOURE NOT YOU IDIOT WE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU COULD BE SO DUMB OMG

Me: *stays in room all the time* *crying*
Family: ARE YOU BLEEDING? NO! QUIT BEING SUCH A CRY BABY YOU LITTLE SATANIST FAGGOT.

Me: *BLEEDING*
Family: *pretends they see nothing and go on with life normally*

Me: YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ASS HOLES I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOU SO LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCK SAKE!
Family: haha what did you say fag? That’s it, now you aren’t aloud to have anything you enjoy for a month. Enjoy.

Does anyone else have problems with their family like this?

i.
You told me you liked it when I cried, because the tears of an angel are sweeter than the sulfur that’s stuck in the back of your throat.
ii.
We accept the love we think we deserve. We can’t change those who don’t want to be changed. But I wanted to be his saving grace. I wanted to replace the cocaine and be the new reason his heart started to race. I wanted him to punch me in the face with a fist full of love. I wanted to watch the bruises turn into flowers across my brown skin.
iii.
Now I sit and count how many days I can go without speaking to him again.
iv .
1, 2, 3, 4…dammit.
v.
Is this the life of an addict?
vi.
I’m so afraid of ruining my art that I never take the chance to do something with my art. I’m so afraid of losing that I’d rather never feel the glory of winning. But if I never succeed, was I ever good enough to begin with?
vii.
The entries are never as long anymore. I wonder if it’s because I’m busy or because I’ve finally gotten over the ache in my chest. My mind feels foreign to me now that it’s no longer ruled by thoughts of you. It’s like my consciousness doesn’t even feel real anymore. It’s like I’m floating.
viii.
My screen lit up.
You called.
I put my head out the window of my friend’s car.
I screamed until my throat ached.
I screamed until my heart burst.
I screamed until I felt release.
My screen went black.
Release.
ix.
Wow, what a miracle.
x.
Look, the sad girl learned how to smile.
—  SUBURBAN DIARY PT. 4 // k.m.
  • Criminal: *has knife* "give me your shit bitch*
  • Me: "r u for real. Bitch I survived weeks without Castiel on my tv screen wtf is a knife gonna do to me"
  • Criminal: "omg dude how are you even coping, I've literally turned to criminality to get through my days without him"
Exo Reaction: To their ex girlfriend idol dissing them in a song.

Request.

They tried to play with your feelings acting like that they were in love with you, but you’re a strong person and that doesn’t affect you.

[BTS Version]

Minseok (Xiumin):

“You are the oldest on your group, but, why are acting like was my fault? Crying for my forgiveness in your agency, I’m not the one who tried play with the other’s feelings”

When you went to SM entertainment was just to see Amber, but was Xiumin who came to you with tears in his eyes, asking for your forgiveness, so in that moment he feel so embarrassed because now everyone know what he did (Tried to play with your feelings) And he doesn’t blame you, he only blamed himself for being an asshole, you were hurt and he understand that.

“Who I am? I hurted a women…god”

Junmyeon (Suho):

“You knew I didn’t believe in love but you made me love you and then you broke my heart”

Like Xiumin, Junmyeon is a gentleman so he could feel embarrassed because everyone sees him as a idot heartless when he is otherwise. So he went with you to apologize when your performance were finished.

“I’m so sorry Y/N I don’t know what happened with me, I didn’t wanted to hurt you…I’m..so sorry”

Yixing (Lay):

“So tell me, what is your position in your group? ‘Cause I don’t hear you sing in your songs”

He could feel angry, because you offended him in the Mama’s, or rather,  front all korea.

“Doesn’t matter if she is a girl, I will beat her ass”

Baekhyun:

“I can’t believe that I dated with a little princess like him”

He just can’t believe you said that in the Mama’s. And he is so offended.

“She just…Omg! How she dare!”

Jongdae (Chen):

“You seemed so innocent, how could you want to hurt me?”

He even don’t how react to that, he could have mixed feelings, he’s angry because you were lying but also he is angry with himself. So he don’t try to feel mad with you, it is not your blame.

“She…Omg what did I do?”

(Ignore his perfect smile)

Chanyeol:

“I want you take a look how a real rapper looks like”

You won a Mama with your group by a song where you were saying that part rapping so Chanyeol could feel mad, he can’t believe you insulted him and to make matters worse they gave to you a award for that.

“What the hell is happening here? My ex girlfriend just won a Mama for a song where I am insulted? WHAT THE FUCK?”

Kyungsoo (D.O):

“You call yourself a man? Ha! Even when you’re short?

Well, he is called “Satansoo” for a reason, and I think I don’t need explain how he maybe could react.

“She doesn’t know with whom she is treating“

Jongin (Kai):

“When the people ask me for my ex boyfriend I feel so embarrassed because he doesn’t have any talent”

He just answered you insult with another insult.

“Well I feel embarrassed because my ex girlfriend is a bitch”

Sehun:

“His only talent is being handsome, but, why he is called a talent person?”

He is young so I think he never been in a fight, and much less with a ex, so he could feel surprised.

“I should be angry? I mean… I was a idiot with her”

Ahh… I finally finished! I know the person who request this wanted a NTC version too but I don’t know them enough even I don’t know their names so, sorry…But here is the Exo version! I’m going work for the Got7 version (Because a anon requested too).

-Mac ♡

show: *is literally called Yuri on Ice*

yuuri’s free skate song: *is literally called Yuri on Ice*

people: omG but WhaaT if yUUri skaTEs ViCTOR’s stAnd BY Me at the GP fINaL FreE skAte InSTead

Legend Debunkers

@awesomecat42 on Fan…demon:
I’m not really that into bands or anything, but if you replaced BABBA with, say, the Mythbusters or something, this is exactly how I would react! Mythbusters… OMG SWEET GRUNKLE OF ALCOR YES YES YES!!!
What if the TAU had it’s own version of the Mythbusters and after the Transendence they also started busting myths about real supernatural things and magic and stuff cuz that stuff was real now and what if one time they summoned Alcor for a myth and you just know that adorable little nerd would totally geek out over the whole thing and everyone would just be like what even and this needs to be a thing and I really want to write this now but I can’t write worth crap and please write this fic please please please I’LL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!!!


Every so often, I manage to deliver. Goals for 2017: deliver on random fic requests.


On AO3 // On FF.net


Legend Debunkers had been on for years. It had a dedicated following and over three hundred episodes to its name, alongside a cemented, permanent spot in pop culture.

They’d moved on from urban legends a few seasons back, focusing on movie myths and viewer submissions for the most part, though occasionally returning to their roots. They were more than enough to keep the show going, even after the Transcendence hit and everything had changed, as people began to adjust.

But the viewer requests were changing, and there was a cry for help in most of them.

The world had changed, and suddenly many of the myths, the ones that were supposed to be superstitions or stories, were true. And people didn’t know how to deal with that.

And while the hosts, Aaron and Jared, might not have known anything about magic, they did know science, and get enough of that and you could figure out just about anything.

Finding volunteers to help test some of them were going to be difficult. Neither host particularly wanted to do the myths that might end in someone getting hurt, even if said someone was supernatural. They and the build team might have taken stupid risks now and again in the heat of the moment, but keeping everyone involved safe was still important.

So no myths about ‘does x hurt y’ or 'will x part of y supernatural creature really do z’, though they were considering testing ones like 'can vampires cross running water’.

It was a balancing act – which myths would help people, which would hurt people if it were common knowledge, and which ones would lead to Aaron and Jared being able to make things explode.

Plus, think of all the things they could blow up now that they had magic!

Of course, it took awhile to get all of it going. The production team had to find experts in the area of magic, and those weren’t exactly thick on the ground just yet. Despite everything, some things really just couldn’t be tested without an expert around, and magic wasn’t understood enough yet to mess with.

With magic so new to the rest of the world, most of the people who knew anything about magic had been the weirdos in the old world, witches or freaks or crackpots, and some of them were still bitter enough about how they’d been treated to refuse to share their knowledge with others yet.

Of course, there were others, eager to spread the word, but there were also people out there spreading false information to further their own agendas, make people afraid of this new world and try to change it back.

Well, Legend Debunkers wasn’t going to stand by that if they could help it. They’d helped people before, with their episodes on what to do if you were in a sinking car or myths about holiday trees, so they could do it now. No way they were just going to stand by while people spread around false information if they could help it.

And blow things up in the meantime, but just as a bonus. These explosions were sparkly, now that they had magic!

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anonymous asked:

Hey, have you heard about what's happening in Chechnya, about that 'concentration' camp for gay men? Like, I haven't been able to find out if it's actually real or not, but it seems so, and I'm honestly freaking out

Yes omg this is my first time online today and I can’t even describe how I’m feeling right now

anonymous asked:

okay no offense but the way you write agron is so fucking real!!!! amazing

ASASLAJFKDJKFDK OMG ANON!!!! thats SO SWEET OF YOUU!! I CAN’T EVEN!!!!! HAHAHAHA OK not gonna lie!! When I first saw your message where it said “ok no offense” I was TOTALLY bracing myself for it!! HEHE! But EEEEE YOU ARE TOO KIND FOR WORDS!!! THANK YOU SO SO SOO MUCH!!! you have NO IDEA what that means to me!! <3 YOU ARE AWESOME AND SO KIND TO SEND THIS!!!! STAY FLAWLESS!!! MUCH LOVE AND HUGS!!!

aaaa! aaah guess what happened

OKAY SO UM YOU KNOW HOW I WAS SAVING MONEY FOR A TABLET AND I MADE A POST ABOUT IT ON HERE? and i had like 4 dollars so far and it was pretty great but a long way to go still?

W E L L

THIS ONE GUY. ONE GUY. JUST. PAYPAL’D ME ALL OF IT. EVERYTHING. I CAN BUY THE TABLET NOW! hhhhhhhhhhhhh

this still doesn’t feel real yet, i am so happy, i don’t even know what to say to correctly convey how much this means to me, aaaa,  but hhhh this was such a surprise and i’m so thankful and hppy and i can’t believe this just happened, omg/////////// thank you so so much