how are you not a 'flower boy'

It’s such a rare and incredible thing, to be alive.
     To laugh so hard your body forgets how to breath and scream because you can and change in every way without ever trying. To kiss and cry and eat dessert and stare at the ceiling and wonder if you’re happy enough.
     Think yes (flowers that grow without being planted and old dogs and children who reach out to touch the sky because they don’t know the limits of the world just yet)
     Think no (big storms that erase small costal villages and the boy with sad eyes who broke you so bad you don’t recognize your own reflection and stolen wallets in misfit hands)
     Close your eyes and think what you think and don’t ever stop.
     Because here’s the truth as I know it: to be alive is to be everything all at once. The yes and the no. This, but also that. Something so far beyond what we can see and touch and understand.
      How rare. How incredible.

i don’t think people understand how much i love being called cute or “pretty boy” like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m starting a campaign so all the boys in the world can know just how cute and pretty they are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and every boy gets a bunch of flowers too !!!!!!!!!!!!! or a box of chocolates if they don’t like/are allergic to flowers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m a pretty boy !! you’re a pretty boy !! everybody’s a pretty boy !! gosh darn do i love boys

Brutally honest hour.

A. If I’m in love

B. Last person I talked on the phone with

C. How long has it been since I’ve kissed?

D. If I have a preference for boys or girls?

E. How many piercings?

F. Give me any options like “hot or cold”

G. Last person said “I love you” to

H. Last person I hugged

I. Last time I felt jealous and why

J. Are you insecure? What about?

K. My full name

L. Siblings?

M. If I forgive betrayal?

N. Favorite animal?

O. Where I’d like to travel?

P. Music I like

Q. Favorite flower

R. Is cheating ever okay?

S. 2 hobbies

T. 3 things you love unconditionally

U. Favorite time of the year and why?
V. Big dreams?

W. If I’ve done something I regret very much

X. 3 turn ons

Y. 3 turn offs

Z. Ask any question you want

  • Seokjin: I bought myself a flower.
  • Namjoon: Oh that's nice Hyung.
  • Seokjin: It's a rose.
  • Namjoon: ... Ok.
  • Seokjin: The flower of love.
  • Namjoon:
  • Seokjin: It's not sad.
  • Namjoon: I didn't say-
  • Seokjin: *Shoves the rose in Namjoon's hand* Oh you bought me a flower!
  • Namjoon: I-
  • Seokjin: HOW NICE OF YOU!!
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a perfect lovely boy… kind, considerate, would bring u flowers and cuddle u to sleep. 5/5

a flat boy. very cold. devoid of dimension. not happy. not sad. just there. 1/5

no thank you. he’s plotting something and i do not care for it. please leave. 0/5

a serious boy, but kind of like a jane austen character. courteous, polite, secretly loves you but doesn’t know how to say it. 5/5

DEFINITELY going to probe you. i may or may not be into that. 3/5

trying really hard to blend in with humans, but can’t quite get the proportions right. i’d rather he just be himself. don’t hide your natural alien beauty. 1/5

an ugly boy, but i love him anyway. 4/5

this boy is flat but he’s got more personality than the other flatty up there. still, i feel like he’s only got ONE thing on that dirty little mind of his. 2/5

what the fuck. 0/5

“I felt as if I would never be able to say this” she whispered with a sigh. “But I’m over him.. I’m finally over him.”

“How do you know you’re over him for sure?” He asked.

“It doesn’t hurt everytime I breathe.” She said.


Excerpts from the book I’ll never write #349


5:15 pm

If You’re Reading This

If you’re reading this
I want you to know
that you are not the first boy
that I have ever loved
and you will not be the last.
But I think
so far
you have been the best
and the most significant.

If you’re reading this
I want you to know
how much my world changed
since that chance encounter
of meeting you.
You were like a natural disaster
blowing me around the inside of my own chest
and out the open door.

If you’re reading this
I want you to know
that my mind is suddenly blooming
like the most well-groomed
garden of flowers
you ever saw
and it’s all because
the watering can was all of a sudden
with your name.

I do not say it out loud.
I’ve learnt to keep my lips together
for the shy boys.

If you’re reading this
I want you to know
that you called me home.
And with perfect timing
the world becomes safe
and stable
and I am exactly
where I am supposed to be.

If you’re reading this
I want you to know
that the things you said
they hurt me.
And you can’t blame me
for being so hopeful.
After all,
revolutions are built on hope.

But the revolution
it is not in your fingertips
like I thought.
It is in the purity
and the honesty
with which I communicate
like Love.
Even if you
do not
want to hear it.

If you’re reading this
I want you to know
that you weakened me at the knees
but I’ve found my feet now
and I’m hurtling
along the runway
to my dreams
and I don’t apologise
for the poetry.

Signs as things my boyfriend has said to me

Aries- “you know how they have daddy kinks, we should make an uncle kink.”

Taurus- “it sure is pretty hot out here, sweating a storm”(it was 10 degrees)

Gemini- “I wish my neck was as long as a giraffes, maybe then people would get out of my way”

Cancer- “you kind of look like a dead corpse today”

Leo- “pet me like you wanna give me a bath”

Virgo- “whether I die or not this will be fun”

Libra- “I bet you’re only wearing that eyeshadow to hide your eye bags”

Scorpio- “I’m literally smiling through the pain”(talking about how his mac and cheese wouldn’t cool right)

Sagittarius-“ if you don’t want a stupid answer then don’t ask a stupid question”

Capricorn- “I’m tired of eating carrots to make my eye sight better when alcohol can make my vision double anytime”

Aquarius- “im a dolphin…bark”

Pisces- “don’t underestimate the power of orangutans. ”

She is the kind of girl who forgives without being asked. Her father who left her and her mother who could have done better and the boy who reached too far up her skirt. She used to punch holes in the wall pretending each one was a different person who’d let her down, but then all she had left were bloody knuckles. So she learned how to wrap her own wounds and planted flowers in the depths of the scars they had left in their wake. And eventually, she learned how to grow.
—  excerpt from a book I’ll never write

So you know how at figure skating competitions, they often throw flowers on the ice after a skater finishes their program? They usually have young girl skaters pick up any extra bouquets that the skater can’t carry themselves (which can really pile up, if the skater is very popular). I almost never see boys do this job, but I may have once…

Anyways, picture little Yuuri, picking up bouquets for teenaged Victor, and shyly handing them to him… Which Victor accepts, and then absentmindedly kisses Yuuri on the cheek, in gratitude. Then Victor skates off, while Yuuri stands there, dumbfounded. Yuuri then comes to his senses, and thinks he will never wash his cheek again… But later, he convinces himself that the kiss didn’t happen, because it happened all so quickly…

(I would totally write this, except I have no idea how to set it up properly? I mean, Yuuri grew up in a small town, and this would have to be at a large skating venue… And there would only be a short window for this to happen, too…)

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I don’t understand what it is about me that you seem to love” he said. "You know how sometimes when it’s snowing and you don’t want to go outside but you have to because you have to get things done so you go outside and face the cold harsh weather  because you’ve been out there for so many hours, you begin to freeze and feel miserable and it all feels so unbearable then you go inside and can finally sit in front the fire to warm up with a cup of hot chocolate? You were my warm fire and hot chocolate.“ She said.

Excerpts from the book I’ll never write #341


2:24 pm

Imagine...Being Peter And Kurt’s Roomate When You Move Into The Mansion

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Being Kurt and Peter’s Roomate would include:

  • Them fighting over you when they both develop crushes on you.
  • Your oblivious to this though.
  • You can control the elements and often set’s Peter’s shirts on fire.
  • You, Peter and Kurt always playing pranks.
  • Peter and Kurt always showering you with your favorite things and flowers.
  • You, Peter and Kurt always hang out together on the weekends with pranks on the others and movie nights.
  • You and the boys always play your music very loudly, causing Charles to complain since it’s punk rock music.
  • “Turn that bloody music down!”
  • “Can’t hear you Professor!”
  • “(Y/N)! Kurt! Peter! I mean it!”
  • You call them ‘your boys.’
  • “How are my boys doing today?”
  • “Fine.” “Fine.”
  • Kurt always makes you tea when you’re upset and Peter always makes you hot chocolate when you sad or have a cold.
  • Peter and Kurt always try to make you comfortable in the dorm room.
  • The boys are willing to watch your romance movies when your upset.
  • They’re always willing to make you happy and cheer you up whenever your down.